The real reason I have long hair.

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  • Опубліковано 17 вер 2024
  • This is why I have long hair and the struggles that go with it. You don't have to ask any more.
    Music: Zyglrox by Periphery \m/
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 61 тис.

  • @katherinehenderson5282
    @katherinehenderson5282 7 років тому +2563

    At first I was really hoping the entirety of the video would be him windmilling. Wouldve taken that as 100% reason

    • @echoedinnocence
      @echoedinnocence 7 років тому +17

      Katherine Henderson thats what i thought it was going to be too lol

    • @SevenQs
      @SevenQs 7 років тому +25

      Katherine Henderson
      I was willing to enjoy this over 8 min video of just that

    • @rachelwharton4245
      @rachelwharton4245 7 років тому +2

      Katherine Henderson Oh absolutely.

    • @toxicfate6078
      @toxicfate6078 7 років тому

      Qwertyminer same

    • @KaspaTEHEE
      @KaspaTEHEE 7 років тому

      Katherine Henderson me to

  • @boyinaband
    @boyinaband  7 років тому +3565

    I genuinely got a migraine filming the intro.
    Still worth it.

    • @begonethot4982
      @begonethot4982 7 років тому +10

      Boyinaband i could tell your head hurt after the intro

    • @fatdragonite
      @fatdragonite 7 років тому +1

      Boyinaband seriously oh my god hahaha!

    • @fatdragonite
      @fatdragonite 7 років тому +2

      Boyinaband why don't you upload hardly anymore???

    • @graventyIer
      @graventyIer 7 років тому +1

      Boyinaband can you plz respond to me

    • @sigabythemage4009
      @sigabythemage4009 7 років тому +2

      Boyinaband I'd imagine 😂

  • @groundcontrol0597
    @groundcontrol0597 7 років тому +2192

    i like the idea of long hair, you have your own cape growing out of your skull

    • @DoraM12
      @DoraM12 7 років тому +14

      Andy/frosty the king of frost You deserve more upvotes.

    • @groundcontrol0597
      @groundcontrol0597 7 років тому +26

      Ihavebeen sober thanks you are very nice have a gourmet sandwich

    • @gso619
      @gso619 7 років тому +87

      And then it gets caught on something The Incredibles style and you snap your neck.

    • @arockisaki
      @arockisaki 7 років тому +11

      yes capes

    • @nagashtheundyingking4404
      @nagashtheundyingking4404 7 років тому +63

      thats a metal way too look at it xD

  • @samanthawilson2330
    @samanthawilson2330 3 роки тому +1049

    I'm officially jellous, he can. Make his hair spin and it still looks organized and pretty while I can sit still in class and my hair will simply go like 'lets be a mess that will hurt to fix'

  • @sigmaballz1221
    @sigmaballz1221 4 роки тому +3413

    Imagine just randomly walking and seeing this guy flipping his hair like crazy.

  • @goldencookie6225
    @goldencookie6225 6 років тому +16867

    Mum: When you grow up you can be anything you want
    Boy: Can i be a helicopter
    Mum: uhhhh
    Boy: *starts swinging his 20m hair*

    • @steffjack9798
      @steffjack9798 6 років тому +190

      remember that vine? 'hi whats ur name?' "im a helicopta!" *swings ponytail*

    • @kingg1112
      @kingg1112 6 років тому +34

      Haha

    • @yamadakuree9123
      @yamadakuree9123 6 років тому +71

      i remember a meme of a girl when she graduated the teacher said "What do you want to be when you grow up?" the kid said "A HELICOPTER!" XD

    • @goldencookie6225
      @goldencookie6225 6 років тому +12

      @@yamadakuree9123 lol yea i do too

    • @h_x_a_b000
      @h_x_a_b000 6 років тому +12

      XD I'm dying

  • @randombaldguy4771
    @randombaldguy4771 4 роки тому +4386

    The real reason:
    Girls: He will never be windmill
    Dave:

  • @Skaggs666
    @Skaggs666 3 роки тому +543

    I’m in the military now but when I finally get out, even if I’m 40, I’m growing my hair like this. Even if I start balding. I’ll rock the longest mullet you’ve ever seen. 🤟

  • @normalprofile5553
    @normalprofile5553 4 роки тому +6216

    Teacher: So what do you wanna be when you grow up?
    Dave: A windmill.
    Teacher: What?
    Dave: Did I stutter?

  • @yigitkapusuz8484
    @yigitkapusuz8484 4 роки тому +2342

    Intro: * exists *
    Dave's neck: _Ight imma head out_

  • @levitatingeternity918
    @levitatingeternity918 4 роки тому +617

    Nah, he's gorgeous. Your hair is like your trademark. Something that makes you instantly recognisable. Just... instant respect, man.

  • @endiethething2324
    @endiethething2324 3 роки тому +411

    As the Dave travels,trying to find,a place to take off in his helicopter form

    • @owlmya9987
      @owlmya9987 3 роки тому +4

      This comment needs to be seen by more people! If I could I would like it so many times that my phone would stop working!!

    • @aninvisiblepotato8532
      @aninvisiblepotato8532 3 роки тому +2

      why this comment don't have more likes?
      I mean I like it
      I-I laughed...first time in a while.

  • @BigFanOfCocks
    @BigFanOfCocks 3 роки тому +1366

    Imagine looking out of a window and seeing a long haired man pulling a windmill

    • @TRVLEXU
      @TRVLEXU 3 роки тому +7

      @METALCORPSE 146 pfft-

    • @Ujahhdhfh
      @Ujahhdhfh 3 роки тому +4

      Ugh. Dave is out of the house. Quarantine now

    • @rowynnlaing3777
      @rowynnlaing3777 3 роки тому

      That’s rude

    • @TRVLEXU
      @TRVLEXU 3 роки тому +1

      @@rowynnlaing3777 how?

    • @lillilly8453
      @lillilly8453 3 роки тому

      Hahe

  • @somethingimadeyt3647
    @somethingimadeyt3647 4 роки тому +8860

    The real reason why dave has long hair:
    Just to spin it around

  • @anooshathambi2436
    @anooshathambi2436 5 років тому +18595

    I can't imagine what his neck just went through in the intro

    • @___issabuhbuhvibe3734
      @___issabuhbuhvibe3734 5 років тому +435

      Must of had a head ache

    • @corson37
      @corson37 5 років тому +163

      @@___issabuhbuhvibe3734 sorry to be that person, but it's should have, not should of.
      edit: it's been a year and people are still replying, i know im an idiot

    • @___issabuhbuhvibe3734
      @___issabuhbuhvibe3734 5 років тому +56

      @@corson37 what do you mean it's ok

    • @jackdurso8172
      @jackdurso8172 5 років тому +19

      Yeah

    • @lukekingdon
      @lukekingdon 5 років тому +34

      Anoosha Thambi More like the banging headaches

  • @lGNITED
    @lGNITED 3 роки тому +313

    imagine living in your apartment and seeing a person just spinning his long hair

  • @sincerecinnamon
    @sincerecinnamon 4 роки тому +2133

    James: i met a cute girl with a ponytail!
    Dave: *turns around* statistically that relationship is going to fail
    James: 0-0

    • @wooyeah1738
      @wooyeah1738 4 роки тому +58

      Plot twist would be the cute girl is Dave and James met Dave and thought he was a cute girl.

    • @karanupamanyu3897
      @karanupamanyu3897 4 роки тому +13

      * Pandemonium * James Charles wouldn’t mind

    • @wooyeah1738
      @wooyeah1738 4 роки тому +8

      Karan James like Odd1sOut, but Charles wouldn’t mind honestly.

    • @prithvithakur7950
      @prithvithakur7950 4 роки тому +7

      If the video just ended at 00:32... I-

    • @just_cattttt1620
      @just_cattttt1620 4 роки тому +4

      * Pandemonium * it- it was the point in the comment..

  • @namopimchanok231
    @namopimchanok231 5 років тому +2221

    0:01 cleaning the gym
    0:04 cleaning the stairs
    0:07 cleaning the parking lot
    0:09 cleaning the hallway
    0:13 cleaning the pavment
    0:20 cleaning the road
    0:26 cleaning the esculator
    0:28 cleaning the swimming pool
    0:30 cleaning IN the pool
    Man, boy in the band makes the best intros

  • @diggyshovel
    @diggyshovel 4 роки тому +1747

    Elsa: let it go
    Boy in a band: let it grow
    The Lorax: *_Y e s_*

    • @Sapunzite
      @Sapunzite 4 роки тому +7

      Lowkey my mom vs Me 😂

    • @vlusky_husky
      @vlusky_husky 4 роки тому +16

      The guy in the lorax:

    • @soup8571
      @soup8571 4 роки тому +8

      (Cough) the Lorax

    • @melloncollie9031
      @melloncollie9031 4 роки тому +7

      *YOU GREEDY DIRT BAG*

    • @vlusky_husky
      @vlusky_husky 4 роки тому +4

      @@melloncollie9031 Now finally someone gets it.

  • @Momingi
    @Momingi 3 роки тому +971

    Don’t lie
    This was the best intro you’ve ever seen

  • @toodaloogaming3262
    @toodaloogaming3262 4 роки тому +13166

    Dear Dave.
    Please make a 10 hour version of the intro
    Sincerely, every single one of your fans

  • @sapphirekawaii8384
    @sapphirekawaii8384 3 роки тому +3616

    I’ve never wanted to braid someone’s hair so bad

  • @duckswithknives
    @duckswithknives 3 роки тому +2379

    imagine the PAIN of brushing that hair after the beginning skit XD

    • @shreddedcheese2659
      @shreddedcheese2659 3 роки тому +50

      It's not that bad. I used to have just as long hair, and it is kinda easy if you live with it. 😃

    • @shreddedcheese2659
      @shreddedcheese2659 3 роки тому +23

      @Yuziferry I mean. It was easy for me at least. But drying it was a pain in the ass 😂

    • @scotturiamir1072
      @scotturiamir1072 3 роки тому +6

      The next time he showers after a dye must recolor his entire house
      He is so cool to stick up to that

    • @cybereclipse8664
      @cybereclipse8664 3 роки тому +7

      Imagine the neck pain.

    • @elfi643
      @elfi643 3 роки тому +9

      At least it's not curly because oh my god

  • @JustSomeDude1213
    @JustSomeDude1213 3 роки тому +179

    Ok, but just imagine him filming that intro. In that hallway all the easy back, he starts doing the hair whip. Then stops, takes a step foreword, and does it again. Then stops again, takes another step forward, etc. It must look ridiculous for people just walking by, but still makes for an amazing intro to this video lol.

  • @Autiosti
    @Autiosti 7 років тому +2405

    People here calling long haired dudes gay, and I sit here wondering how many gay men Ive seen with long hair. the answer is none.

    • @Ostrid1
      @Ostrid1 7 років тому +25

      what kind of gay guy likes the female look anyways XD
      the reason they are gay is because they prefer masculinity XD

    • @Autiosti
      @Autiosti 7 років тому +9

      Ostrid Everon ahem. I have long hair, and I think I look more masculine with it compared to how I look with short hair. I think its more of a "clenliness" thing with gay men.

    • @Azrial01
      @Azrial01 7 років тому +3

      Autiosti I'm not sure I agree with the 'cleanliness' thing though. Lots of guys seem to be into the rugged look at the moment; Beards, close cropped haircuts, body hair, etc...
      Of course it's important to note that we're generalizing here. Every guy has different tastes.

    • @kalacs32
      @kalacs32 7 років тому +16

      I'm a longhaired gay guy, and oh, boy, if you knew... Most gay men HATE long hair, because only short hair counts as masculine to them. So yeah, you don't see longhaired gay guys around.

    • @Azrial01
      @Azrial01 7 років тому +10

      kalacs32 Trust me I know. When I was in my 20's and looked a lot more goth(still am on the inside) I never got hit on by guys at bars or clubs. My hair used to be down to the middle of my back.
      Gay guys in general have a very rigid standard as to what they find 'masculine'.

  • @gingerbreadman9634
    @gingerbreadman9634 4 роки тому +1827

    That hair...
    ITS FRICKEN BEAUTIFUL

    • @bluegrays9872
      @bluegrays9872 3 роки тому +10

      Ikr. It's one of my goals. It's just so f**king perfect

    • @omor4u
      @omor4u 3 роки тому +1

      ikr it looks so sOfT

    • @qrtz.
      @qrtz. 3 роки тому +1

      Lol it may seem beautiful but.. it's also painful 😭😪🔪

    • @froggoanimations9481
      @froggoanimations9481 3 роки тому +1

      aNd SilKy

  • @ZachariahMBaird
    @ZachariahMBaird 5 років тому +2388

    "This is a men's restroom"
    " *I know* "
    "Uhhhh
    Nice hair"

    • @tomkenning5482
      @tomkenning5482 5 років тому +57

      It's happened to me and I don't even have long hair, just a slightly feminine figure. Tbh the womens jeans and makeup don't help either

    • @ZachariahMBaird
      @ZachariahMBaird 5 років тому +35

      @@tomkenning5482 are you James Charles?

    • @chuckyboy4459
      @chuckyboy4459 5 років тому +5

      @@ZachariahMBaird sounds like it xD

    • @waidi3242
      @waidi3242 5 років тому +4

      @@ZachariahMBaird no, he is Tom Kenning
      imma r/whooosh myself you dont have to do that

    • @scrublord3376
      @scrublord3376 5 років тому +3

      wWaidi r/WhOoOoOsH

  • @XEN-ZOMBIE
    @XEN-ZOMBIE 3 роки тому +98

    Mine is about 3 1/4 the length of yours. Also, fashion is basically pointless if it's not for YOU.
    You chose to finally care about fashion for you. Before it was forced on you.
    Also, dude's are hotter with long hair. I'm Bi, I know.

  • @solidwatercress3601
    @solidwatercress3601 4 роки тому +919

    Dave should be the cover of L'Oréal, because he's worth it

  • @InvaderLoz
    @InvaderLoz 7 років тому +20981

    I was really hoping the whole 8 and a half minute video was going to be you flipping your hair

    • @adinosir
      @adinosir 7 років тому +369

      InvaderLoz lmfaooo I thought that too for a second 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @a.p.m.r.980
      @a.p.m.r.980 7 років тому +201

      InvaderLoz same, risky for head injury/trauma tho

    • @ntothemotherfuckino3977
      @ntothemotherfuckino3977 7 років тому +42

      same

    • @vivian4119
      @vivian4119 7 років тому +25

      InvaderLoz // I was too

    • @linnn6926
      @linnn6926 7 років тому +20

      InvaderLoz me too

  • @seymonsolomon9545
    @seymonsolomon9545 3 роки тому +1124

    The cuts of him moving down the long hall in the beginning felt oddly threatening

  • @ruthanneseven
    @ruthanneseven 3 роки тому +111

    In the early '70's, my boyfriend and I both had long blond hair, which I found to be very sexy. There was one comical inconvenience though:
    we'd be kissing and tumbling around passionately but had to pause because one or both of us got hair in our mouths not even knowing which of us it belonged to! A temporary setback, but those days were amazing!
    My hair is waist length again. As a senior, I refuse to look like everyone else my age!

    • @nerfcontent9429
      @nerfcontent9429 3 роки тому +4

      Finally a elder who is a smart person

    • @Artemis-v8i
      @Artemis-v8i 2 роки тому +2

      @@nerfcontent9429 they’re usually smart

  • @kaylaydoesthings7062
    @kaylaydoesthings7062 4 роки тому +8417

    The day Dave cuts his hair is the day the world ends

  • @gracehermes5146
    @gracehermes5146 4 роки тому +1366

    I could see someone making a jumpscare from Dave flipping his hair.

  • @novemberomori2426
    @novemberomori2426 7 років тому +5106

    That intro is metal AF

    • @2EyesI
      @2EyesI 7 років тому +28

      November Omori pretty sure that's a Periphery song

    • @scottay6722
      @scottay6722 7 років тому +30

      you're right its Zyglrox from the first record

    • @Spieleschummler
      @Spieleschummler 7 років тому +17

      ZYGLROX DUDE. YISSSSSSSS.

    • @harry_page
      @harry_page 7 років тому +19

      666 likes

    • @len4915
      @len4915 7 років тому +12

      696 likes? nah, i'll leave it there, it's perfect

  • @8teein
    @8teein 3 роки тому +53

    I love his personality it’s so refreshing and genuine, never change!!!🤘

    • @Waltzon.
      @Waltzon. Рік тому +7

      oh no

    • @No-bv5hw
      @No-bv5hw Рік тому +4

      Well.......

    • @8teein
      @8teein Рік тому +4

      @@No-bv5hw I forgot I posted this a year ago, I take this back now lol

  • @tomasalvarado8205
    @tomasalvarado8205 7 років тому +737

    I was hoping the whole video was going to be clips of spinning hair...
    It would've made a point just as valid, I think.

    • @Milkur0ats
      @Milkur0ats 7 років тому

      Camila Alvarado same

    • @iPhonepanda238
      @iPhonepanda238 7 років тому

      Exactly what I told my friend

    • @moonriver111
      @moonriver111 7 років тому

      Camila Alvarado 😂😂 same

    • @kamaropayne5226
      @kamaropayne5226 7 років тому +1

      Camila Alvarado as if his ADORABLE face takes anything away? BLASPHEMY

    • @kamaropayne5226
      @kamaropayne5226 7 років тому

      Camila Alvarado Sorry. I'm too old to say that. I'm bad.

  • @caprisunaddict2488
    @caprisunaddict2488 4 роки тому +311

    I honestly thought it was going to be 8 straight minutes of that intro.

  • @sheepysnowtato824
    @sheepysnowtato824 3 роки тому +4256

    That intro is both hysterical and terrifying.

  • @sillygoober17
    @sillygoober17 3 роки тому +66

    “Honey the neighbor is being a sociopath again..”

    • @shoe3634
      @shoe3634 2 роки тому +4

      please learn what sociopath means

    • @sillygoober17
      @sillygoober17 2 роки тому +1

      @@shoe3634 please learn how to shut the fuck up and go do something useful with your life you sack of depressed mashed potatoes.

  • @Sansanananana
    @Sansanananana 4 роки тому +1021

    My friend in high school had hairs like u, but blonde, we went party, and some guy grabed his ass thinking its woman. His face when my friend turned around was priceless.

  • @flameuser7065
    @flameuser7065 4 роки тому +1497

    Dave: casually washing hands in public bathroom
    Random Person: "Hey beautiful your in the wrong bathroom"
    Dave: Turns around and eyes are pitch black

  • @kingbr3adbin239
    @kingbr3adbin239 3 роки тому +1872

    Kid with long hair: enters the school
    Teacher: so you have chosen...death

    • @m1xa_139
      @m1xa_139 3 роки тому +6

      Hahahahah

    • @user-wc7rl3gw5z
      @user-wc7rl3gw5z 3 роки тому +29

      @Not An Xmas Gun yea they're like OnLy GiRlS cAn HaVe LoNg HaIr

    • @tia.cupcke
      @tia.cupcke 3 роки тому +22

      "If YoU DoNt CuT Ur HaIr ToMoRrOw IlL BrInG A HaIr TiE AnD TiE Ur HaIr Up!!!"

    • @xeiasp
      @xeiasp 3 роки тому +6

      What's wrong with a long hair?

    • @user-wc7rl3gw5z
      @user-wc7rl3gw5z 3 роки тому +2

      @@logicus.thomistica very lucky. my teacher was sad cuz i cut it, its because of the principal but, not only this. she would make anyone who wears colorful shoes stand in the sun for half an hour but, now my hair is tall

  • @chokovok7231
    @chokovok7231 3 роки тому +34

    Was disappointed that the entire vid wasn’t just 8 mins of Dave headbanging to Periphery

  • @fleshy4545
    @fleshy4545 4 роки тому +289

    Honestly I never thought twice about his hair, it feels so natural, there is no other like hairstyle that fits you better, I think long hair fits you the most.

  • @thebogris743
    @thebogris743 5 років тому +2614

    Is it a bird,
    Is it a plane
    No its a human helicopter

  • @pontythython1901
    @pontythython1901 6 років тому +613

    I thought the first 30 seconds were going to be the whole video.

  • @juniperlu
    @juniperlu 3 роки тому +73

    Never understood why guys can’t have long hair. It’s way more attractive, and still manly (not that the latter really matters). I think it’s just older, balding men being jealous and insecure tbh. Your hair is goals Dave. Keep being yourself, I love it

    • @ethanmorrow5623
      @ethanmorrow5623 Рік тому +1

      I keep long hair as a guy for the same reasons as him. I get more compliments with it, and I feel much more confident than I ever did with short hair. Now that it's long, I actually like the way I look. I'm a metalhead, so it's part of my look. Girls thought I was pretty, and guys thought I looked like a rocker.

  • @sasasansasan
    @sasasansasan 4 роки тому +249

    When I saw him flip his hair my first thought was:
    *Is your neck ok?*

  • @boldisordorin9010
    @boldisordorin9010 4 роки тому +869

    Short answer: he doesn't like haircuts, he likes how it looks, he can do the rotate your head with long hair thing

  • @ronangiguere9222
    @ronangiguere9222 4 роки тому +340

    Shoot, I was like 90% sure the whole 8 minutes would just be him hair twirling

  • @TheEmeraldSwordMusic
    @TheEmeraldSwordMusic 3 роки тому +35

    Ok, his hair actually looks like a kid in my classes hair. Without the dye

  • @daniakhan9243
    @daniakhan9243 4 роки тому +376

    If I see anyone with a red streak in their hair I immediately think of Dave. His hair is more famous than him.

    • @ended_ellipsis
      @ended_ellipsis 4 роки тому +8

      Kai ross-best everyone calls him dave ahahaha

    • @Panimal
      @Panimal 4 роки тому +1

      then*

    • @daniakhan9243
      @daniakhan9243 4 роки тому +1

      Panimal no I quite literally mean “than” do you not know how grammar works? Than is the right word not then. I get that you’re probably 8 years old and think you’re smart but like at least correct me on stuff I’m incorrect on. 🥰🥰 imagine being that dumb.

    • @SillyTheHomo
      @SillyTheHomo 4 роки тому

      yep

    • @Queertwerp
      @Queertwerp 4 роки тому

      JuSt rEaDiNg tHe cOmMeNtS

  • @giovannio8614
    @giovannio8614 3 роки тому +855

    0:21
    The woman just walking there:
    Dave:
    The woman’s mind: is this man ok? Does he have flees?

  • @arealhuman3677
    @arealhuman3677 3 роки тому +2189

    “Honey, that man is being a fan again”

    • @bulbzz3704
      @bulbzz3704 3 роки тому +10

      @•Its_Michael• Agreed

    • @RileyzStudioz
      @RileyzStudioz 3 роки тому +10

      @•Its_Michael• even better

    • @nerfcontent9429
      @nerfcontent9429 3 роки тому +9

      Ik I’m gonna go do something
      *gets lawn chair and sits in front of him*

    • @_bra1nr0t
      @_bra1nr0t 2 роки тому +2

      PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT

    • @GandhiTheDerg
      @GandhiTheDerg 2 роки тому +3

      That's pretty much one of the definitions of fanboy...

  • @awangnajib8828
    @awangnajib8828 3 роки тому +23

    I love how his hair works like fan

  • @nuehernandez4654
    @nuehernandez4654 3 роки тому +1688

    There’s nothing more manly than being confident enough in you sexuality to break gender stereotypes and grow out your hair whilst not caring about others opinions.

    • @waffleguy-gl5cb
      @waffleguy-gl5cb 3 роки тому +53

      I'm a guy who tries to grow my hair long, i'm in an all boys school though and they forced me to cut it last month and now i'm sad

    • @ssssSTopmotion
      @ssssSTopmotion 3 роки тому +12

      @@waffleguy-gl5cb don't give in

    • @ssssSTopmotion
      @ssssSTopmotion 3 роки тому +19

      Also every badass warrior in history had long hair of some sort,long hair on men is the epitome of masculinity

    • @ladyscarlette6289
      @ladyscarlette6289 3 роки тому +15

      @@waffleguy-gl5cb I wish schools would let boys wear their hair in a braid or in a ponytail. Seriously.

    • @waffleguy-gl5cb
      @waffleguy-gl5cb 3 роки тому +7

      @@ladyscarlette6289 i actually asked the teachers that and their response was "no this school has standards"

  • @MaxRide1
    @MaxRide1 3 роки тому +1224

    school: girls can't have short hair
    me: f**k that /gets-really-short-hair
    school: we want to do something about this but we can't....
    me: winning

    • @corync.3096
      @corync.3096 3 роки тому +65

      There was a guy at my school a few years ago who had very long hair and the school threatened to kick him out for it so he shaved his hair off ;-; schools suck

    • @unapologeticallylizzy
      @unapologeticallylizzy 3 роки тому +33

      To be fair, school rules probably encourage people to do stuff later 😂😂😂 In my school, we couldn't dye our hair unnatural shades so as soon as I left, I dyed mine

    • @weebgirl4646
      @weebgirl4646 3 роки тому +33

      wow🔥my school is against girls having short hair and boys having long hair🙄and we can't even dye it a natural color, my hair color is darker in summer than winter and the school threatened me to sit detention until my hair is the correct color 😒never showed up for detention

    • @lenefyecak9024
      @lenefyecak9024 3 роки тому +9

      I’m lucky my school isn’t like this.

    • @milesadams6211
      @milesadams6211 3 роки тому +3

      i had a mohawk as a kid a people thought i was a boy i don't blame them

  • @charleston5455
    @charleston5455 6 років тому +15920

    All security cameras are so confused

  • @elizabread8796
    @elizabread8796 3 роки тому +8

    Dave’s hair is angelic and makes me genuinely happy ☺️

  • @squires9373
    @squires9373 7 років тому +3762

    I saw the intro and was kinda hoping it would just be 8 minutes of that.

    • @jwin9558
      @jwin9558 7 років тому +40

      same... and then I watched it three to four times..

    • @sol3249
      @sol3249 7 років тому +2

      Squires me too 😂😂

    • @toxicbuffalo2269
      @toxicbuffalo2269 7 років тому

      Squires me too

    • @цветок-ш7п
      @цветок-ш7п 7 років тому

      SAME LMAO

    • @antares2323
      @antares2323 7 років тому +4

      I think i'll make a 1 hour version XD

  • @zeweepiglin2471
    @zeweepiglin2471 3 роки тому +1195

    0:08 Id be friggin terrified if i saw this in my hallway

  • @numachina2501
    @numachina2501 4 роки тому +619

    Me: Is in a road trip
    Me: Look dad the wind mills!
    The windmills: 0:01

  • @julianneayala902
    @julianneayala902 3 роки тому +8

    dave’s hair is my hair goals. It’s been short since i’ve been in school. like kindergarten and i’m now a senior and it’s never been past my shoulders. I’ve always wanted it long but i’ve bleached it because i hated the way i looked too with acne and everything like that. and no it’s still dyed but it’s growing and I hope it can get longer without looking bad. Love the hair Dave!

  • @monetlamia4314
    @monetlamia4314 7 років тому +472

    I feel like this vid should have just been the headbanging plus only 5 seconds with him saying, "Because I like it" then back to headbanging

    • @dsmith7488
      @dsmith7488 7 років тому +10

      Monet Lamia here here!

    • @nickiratliff84
      @nickiratliff84 7 років тому +1

      I loved the underwater part lol 😂😂

  • @zeidex_5431
    @zeidex_5431 5 років тому +1180

    I think that he broke his neck doing that intro.

    • @spikespiegel4980
      @spikespiegel4980 5 років тому +3

      You definitely feel it in your neck afterwards for sure. Your brain also starts to hurt after long/hard enough.

    • @Ginpachi_Sensei9_9
      @Ginpachi_Sensei9_9 5 років тому +2

      I think I broke my neck

    • @ayanoaishi1932
      @ayanoaishi1932 5 років тому +1

      @@Ginpachi_Sensei9_9 Oml-

    • @Oliver-ni8kr
      @Oliver-ni8kr 5 років тому +1

      Jesus held his neck so it wouldn’t break... he didn’t grow all that hair for nothing

    • @marlenejohnson1599
      @marlenejohnson1599 5 років тому +1

      Being an attacc helicopter is hard

  • @natalie7952
    @natalie7952 3 роки тому +265

    My anxiety was his hair getting caught in the escalators.

  • @AndIOop1
    @AndIOop1 3 роки тому +46

    Both of my brothers have really long beautiful hair and they love it. One time my oldest brother went in to the restroom and another guy taped him on the shoulder and “Uh this is the men’s room” and He turned around and the other guy looked as he had saw ghost haha. And my Ukulele teacher was having lunch with his wife and when the waitress came from behind my (male) Ukulele teacher (Where she can only see the back of his head which he did have long hair) she said “hello ladies! Can I get you so- ... and It was so awkward from that point on. 😂😂😂 #boyswithlonghairrule
    Is it Weird to be jealous of your bros Long, luscious, thick, shiny hair?
    Is it just me? Lol

    • @Zyphyr_Tritan
      @Zyphyr_Tritan 3 роки тому +4

      My sis hate me for having long hair bcoz she have short hair and we just look polar opposite whereever we went..
      Her bf was just shocked seeing me in long silver hair...

  • @hoodiegal
    @hoodiegal 7 років тому +264

    8:21 help, i've fallen for you and can't get up

    • @HelenaK93
      @HelenaK93 7 років тому +41

      same, but I just refuse to get up ;)

    • @cookiecat9442
      @cookiecat9442 7 років тому +1

      HoodieGal i thought i was the only one!!

    • @bluevalen6570
      @bluevalen6570 7 років тому

      HoodieGal me too a long time ago. Since he started lol

    • @kanta4444s
      @kanta4444s 7 років тому

      HoodieGal daaamn

    • @LilMizRandom09
      @LilMizRandom09 7 років тому +3

      yep. I'm freaking asexual and it still managed to get through my "oblivious to attractiveness" barrier.

  • @earthlinkgamingthatonescou8964
    @earthlinkgamingthatonescou8964 5 років тому +1133

    Willow Smith: I have the best hair whipping skills!
    Boyinaband: Hold my headphones.

    • @Jesse-zb5xp
      @Jesse-zb5xp 5 років тому +4

      EarthlinkGaming The Epic Gamer Noob 69 likes

    • @froiseab1876
      @froiseab1876 5 років тому +1

      *nice*

    • @bruhwtf2662
      @bruhwtf2662 5 років тому +1

      @@Jesse-zb5xp noob 69 add master in the middle D: we found noobmaster69

    • @SomeoneI1
      @SomeoneI1 5 років тому +1

      no it's called *hold my hair*

    • @zboy8344
      @zboy8344 5 років тому

      No,
      Hold my hair

  • @chimpaflimp
    @chimpaflimp 6 років тому +3120

    This video could have just been the first 31 seconds and still been perfectly explanatory.

    • @pixelpudding3914
      @pixelpudding3914 6 років тому +34

      A Totally Ordinary Aubergine YES.

    • @sm.sym1719
      @sm.sym1719 6 років тому +18

      A Totally Ordinary Aubergine agreed

    • @Monica-br8pi
      @Monica-br8pi 6 років тому +117

      I thought the whole video was going to be the montage.

    • @homenparentingchannel5771
      @homenparentingchannel5771 6 років тому +10

      A Totally Ordinary Aubergine hahahahaha. Couldn't have been said more beautifully.

    • @kyronim
      @kyronim 6 років тому +3

      A Totally Ordinary Aubergine so true XD

  • @drdeath68
    @drdeath68 3 роки тому +18

    8:22 ulook like a anime villain who is about to tell u his evil plan

  • @EpicDoggoYT
    @EpicDoggoYT 6 років тому +342

    And he flies away while whipping his hair...

  • @kaitdid1992
    @kaitdid1992 4 роки тому +739

    I'm so envious of guys with long beautiful hair! Guys are gifted with the ability to have gorgeous hair and long lashes.

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.. 3 роки тому +25

      And* it beautiful full eyebrows without even trying like oml

    • @thevideocreater474
      @thevideocreater474 3 роки тому +3

      I get long lashes from my Dad 😁 im lucky

    • @kaitdid1992
      @kaitdid1992 3 роки тому +3

      @Valkthiem way to rub it in :( My hair doesn't grow past a certain length lol

    • @mariammosashvili4150
      @mariammosashvili4150 3 роки тому +1

      The long lashed though! I hate my short ass baby lashes, srsly, fuckers are short and few

    • @itsastikbotparty8149
      @itsastikbotparty8149 3 роки тому +5

      Long eyelashes are overrated AF
      Especially as a person who wears glasses

  • @IamJenJen101
    @IamJenJen101 7 років тому +1764

    honestly the whole video could've been you spinning your hair and I would still be satisfied with the video

    • @remyllebeau77
      @remyllebeau77 7 років тому +11

      I'd like to see him spin his hair into yarn and then make something. :D

    • @IamJenJen101
      @IamJenJen101 7 років тому +1

      Remy Lebeau Lol yeah

    • @Imetral0
      @Imetral0 7 років тому +5

      Iamjenjen 101 it's called headbanging

    • @IamJenJen101
      @IamJenJen101 7 років тому +5

      Imetral k

    • @TaiiwoLlort
      @TaiiwoLlort 7 років тому +3

      Windmilling, more specifically.

  • @armandinalecz651
    @armandinalecz651 3 роки тому +18

    8:22 i would like to thank the universe for making me exist at the same time as Dave cause my god... this man is gorgeous 😩

  • @melanie-pn6ss
    @melanie-pn6ss 6 років тому +704

    Helicopter mode *engaged*

  • @sanne3465
    @sanne3465 7 років тому +354

    i hate dress codes and when schools say you cant do something because of your gender.
    how you look will not effect your learning!

    • @mightymaxandjollyjoe
      @mightymaxandjollyjoe 7 років тому +4

      it makes the school look better if the students are wearing smart uniform

    • @sigabythemage4009
      @sigabythemage4009 7 років тому +2

      Sanne 21 crybaby's at the disco pewseptiplier but if someone has hair brighter than the sun it'll effect other people's learin

    • @ameliawinchester1784
      @ameliawinchester1784 7 років тому +6

      Sigaby The Mage Whatever brand that makes your hair brighter than the sun, I need it. Blind the haters fuck.

    • @Rene-we3og
      @Rene-we3og 7 років тому

      Sanne 21 crybaby's at the disco pewseptiplier in my school wasnt a Dress Code ... :P and i have long hair ... and i am a guy :D

    • @aneveningwithebola2727
      @aneveningwithebola2727 7 років тому +7

      The reasoning they always gave us was "It's a distraction to others." Meanwhile, the only way it ever halted anyone from learning was when the teacher felt the impulsive need to point it out.
      Not that there was much gender-specific dress code at my school. It was mostly a universal rule about dying your hair unnatural colors or wearing trenchcoats.

  • @cornbred66
    @cornbred66 5 років тому +407

    *Mother and son walking*
    *They see boyinaband swinging his hair around like a helicopter*
    Mother: ...
    Mother: Don’t make eye contact

  • @lunaqxii981
    @lunaqxii981 3 роки тому +6

    Dave: *You spin me right round baby right round-*

  • @panabee5185
    @panabee5185 7 років тому +4276

    Here you are with that amazingly healthy, flowy long hair and I'm over here struggling to get it past my shoulders.

    • @wotwotm854
      @wotwotm854 7 років тому +18

      Pana Bee SAME

    • @ajnaajna4363
      @ajnaajna4363 7 років тому +12

      Pana Bee same

    • @shay4492
      @shay4492 7 років тому +4

      Pana Bee im the 200th like

    • @kvn95ss
      @kvn95ss 7 років тому +19

      The struggle is real

    • @sugarbear8104
      @sugarbear8104 7 років тому +5

      Pana Bee literally the reason I'm cutting all my hair off and dying it some random off the wall color like I'm gonna cut it like p!nk and probably gonna dye it teal blue

  • @hootowl5711
    @hootowl5711 3 роки тому +1445

    I'm actually jealous of his silky locks. The longer mine gets, the more it frizzes

    • @erickaklippert8983
      @erickaklippert8983 3 роки тому +40

      only wash what touches your scalp, just rinse the rest of it. Biosilk or another good quality leave in conditioner. never use the same shampoo twice in a row (as in each wash, I keep four different shampoos and rotate each wash) Brush it often, wash it no more than twice a week. and of course make sure to get the ends trimmed often ... at least every three or four years.

    • @keishawilliams127
      @keishawilliams127 3 роки тому +7

      @@erickaklippert8983 omg.. Thank you for all that info 💓💓

    • @marching27
      @marching27 3 роки тому

      same here same here

    • @speedstreak1812
      @speedstreak1812 3 роки тому +8

      obviously you weren’t doing the hair windmill whip for long enough

    • @vickyliu489
      @vickyliu489 3 роки тому +3

      I want to have that length of hair but I'm too lazy to wash it

  • @loranzlife5600
    @loranzlife5600 7 років тому +353

    I'm a girl and I have short hair when I walk into the girls bathroom at school and if there is anyone in there they look at me so shocked as if I shouldn't be there.

    • @PeculiarGirlKelly
      @PeculiarGirlKelly 7 років тому +3

      Buddercakebro12 that used to happen to me too, longer hair now, but I have a very curvy feminine body and I got called "sir" all the time. *sigh*

    • @dontyellatmeimsoft886
      @dontyellatmeimsoft886 7 років тому +3

      i feel you

    • @alexpetkova7388
      @alexpetkova7388 7 років тому +2

      Buddercakebro12 bullshit... that never happened.
      Stop lying.

    • @scarmafiagaming1598
      @scarmafiagaming1598 7 років тому

      Buddercakebro12 so why tf dont u just get longer hair? xD

    • @scarmafiagaming1598
      @scarmafiagaming1598 7 років тому

      Buddercakebro12 it looks more attractive with long hair on a girl anyway

  • @FynnFolf
    @FynnFolf 3 роки тому +19

    You know this is good content when the video starts with a creepy hair turbine..

  • @rendeno559
    @rendeno559 4 роки тому +743

    Random guy: "HEY! Want to go out?"
    Dave: *Turns around*
    Random guy: "Sorry"

    • @raccooneyes8878
      @raccooneyes8878 4 роки тому +84

      Imagine if he was just like (in his deepest voice possible)- "Sorry bro I dont swing that way" then walks away head banging

    • @rendeno559
      @rendeno559 4 роки тому +33

      @@raccooneyes8878 that would be legendary.

    • @theaureliasys6362
      @theaureliasys6362 4 роки тому +7

      Dave might be ine of my few exceptions though.

    • @theaureliasys6362
      @theaureliasys6362 4 роки тому +7

      @Yanjun Sun he passes better than I do, and he isn't even trying.

    • @nsourr
      @nsourr 4 роки тому +5

      This guy is the only person that doesnt edit his comment to say "Edit: Thank you for 240 likes."

  • @izzy1846
    @izzy1846 4 роки тому +702

    Kid: Dad? Why is there a tall man, spinning his hair in front of our house?
    edit: OK GUYS I CORRECTED IT DONT WORRY, I WAS HALF ASLEEP WHEN I WROTE DIS SO SORRY FAM.

    • @venleos
      @venleos 4 роки тому +27

      Dad- because son, THIS IS 2020

    • @izzy1846
      @izzy1846 4 роки тому +11

      @@venleos kid: I need a education

    • @megazoid6573
      @megazoid6573 4 роки тому +13

      @@izzy1846 dave bursting through the wall: *N* *O*

    • @izzy1846
      @izzy1846 4 роки тому +6

      @@megazoid6573 kid: dad I think we need a new wall..... and a pair of scissors.... better yet.... make it a pair of hedge scissors.

    • @user-mu2wq8nk6f
      @user-mu2wq8nk6f 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣lol

  • @mika-cr6zf
    @mika-cr6zf 5 років тому +739

    Girl: Pfft we’re the best at whipping our hair, everyone else sucks at it!
    ...
    Dave: *spits drink viciously*...hold my drink...and my glasses...

    • @ericka1708
      @ericka1708 5 років тому +7

      I honestly suck at it cuz I get a headache in the first five seconds doing it...

    • @braxtonthebot4278
      @braxtonthebot4278 5 років тому +1

      Imcant do it anymore my hair is in the middle and XD

    • @caelann2593
      @caelann2593 5 років тому +2

      I cant do it at all. I have short hair.

    • @snakes7303
      @snakes7303 5 років тому

      Sasha Banks_360 Guys..He listened to Whip My Hair for more than 10 hours straight its a problem.

    • @mika-cr6zf
      @mika-cr6zf 5 років тому +1

      @@snakes7303 lmao, I guess you're right

  • @leom7457
    @leom7457 3 роки тому +12

    In the intro I laughed so hard when he was still hair flipping under water in the pool

  • @celinema7505
    @celinema7505 7 років тому +423

    My only thought throughout the whole video... *BITCH HOW IS UR HAIR NOT TANGLED FROM ALL THAT HAIR FLIPPING?!?!?!?!!*

    • @CamoRanger1205
      @CamoRanger1205 7 років тому +8

      FIRST
      To reply

    • @d3e
      @d3e 7 років тому

      Lol

    • @mikao
      @mikao 7 років тому

      BAHHAHAHAHA

    • @ravenblade2214
      @ravenblade2214 7 років тому +2

      SOO TRUE THOUGH, my hair gets tangled just for the sake of getting tangled xD

    • @floopyoh5518
      @floopyoh5518 7 років тому +2

      i have short hair AND IT TANGLES SO MUCH EVEN IF I MOVE A BIT

  • @vvelickovicc
    @vvelickovicc 5 років тому +2118

    "Reason why i have long hair"
    -the video starts
    k thats the explanation bye

    • @annymus4502
      @annymus4502 5 років тому +29

      hey pretty stranger,
      I thought that was it...

    • @bronagh259
      @bronagh259 5 років тому +2

      Lol I thought that was it

    • @CBulles
      @CBulles 4 роки тому

      h750vf A

  • @pallavikhare8500
    @pallavikhare8500 4 роки тому +571

    me clicking the video: :()
    me seeing him spinning his hair: I HAVE NO REGRETS

    • @xxsleepyangelxx4807
      @xxsleepyangelxx4807 4 роки тому +4

      *:0* that's an easier way of that face then this : :()

    • @shabbirmalik
      @shabbirmalik 4 роки тому +2

      Xx sleepy angel xX:() looks like a bigger mouth tho lol

    • @shabbirmalik
      @shabbirmalik 4 роки тому +2

      Xx sleepy angel xX and does it matter?

    • @xxsleepyangelxx4807
      @xxsleepyangelxx4807 4 роки тому +1

      @@shabbirmalik idk I find it an easy face -w-

    • @shabbirmalik
      @shabbirmalik 4 роки тому

      Xx sleepy angel xX I say :0 all the time in roblox tho

  • @mcprt13
    @mcprt13 3 роки тому +5

    I love how your mom is so supportive of your choices. 🖤

  • @taliyaalmeida3221
    @taliyaalmeida3221 5 років тому +1332

    I really thought the he would be breaking his neck for eight n a half minutes

  • @izumikonata5827
    @izumikonata5827 7 років тому +461

    Dude looks like he was about to fly off in the intro...

  • @crabmurderer
    @crabmurderer 4 роки тому +456

    Teacher: what did you do over the weekend?
    Dave: a torture session

  • @dick-diddling-bandit
    @dick-diddling-bandit 2 роки тому +9

    The worst insult I’ve received as a year ago was. Someone thought I was transgender and pulled my hair and kicked my balls. After a while, I kicked his balls and knocked him out for punishment.

  • @kathrinehmunk
    @kathrinehmunk 4 роки тому +1869

    And my dad said: "Girls can't have short hair"
    Screw him I'm now proudly and happily rocking a short pixie cut style hair 😄

    • @ava7362
      @ava7362 4 роки тому +45

      Kathrine Munk yess we stan a confident kween 💕

    • @-mayhem-6821
      @-mayhem-6821 3 роки тому +13

      YOU GOOOOOO

    • @TheOldScoola
      @TheOldScoola 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah you probably screwed him last night

    • @bread3012
      @bread3012 3 роки тому +5

      Same here

    • @dhilipans5412
      @dhilipans5412 3 роки тому

      Good to know freedom of expression Exists (not discrimination no hate

  • @mellissadreams4623
    @mellissadreams4623 6 років тому +5566

    random guy: hey there cutie..
    man with long hair: *turns around* Hi.
    random guy: ...

    • @shnoozezzz9752
      @shnoozezzz9752 6 років тому +103

      Inky :v but it’s his intro hi making them even more confused.

    • @xenaprincess44
      @xenaprincess44 6 років тому +92

      Inky :v you do realize that if a guy has long hair he still will look like a dude from the back as well right?

    • @Randomguy-wd5lw
      @Randomguy-wd5lw 6 років тому +91

      it was a bad experience..

    • @alexxeibrando6907
      @alexxeibrando6907 6 років тому +59

      I do that to random "women" at like the mall and I am a woman myself.

    • @gproxi4632
      @gproxi4632 6 років тому +70

      Inky :v plot twist he's actually gay

  • @maplesyrup1889
    @maplesyrup1889 6 років тому +1095

    Pokemon trainer :Boyinaband! I chose you!
    Boyinaband: what?
    Pokemon trainer : Use hair helicopter!
    Boyinaband: *head bangs*

  • @lyric4703
    @lyric4703 2 роки тому +6

    At the end I had one thing to say.
    I love this guy.