They Can't Stop My NEW Germany

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  • Опубліковано 4 лют 2025

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  • @krysu7777
    @krysu7777 2 місяці тому +788

    who allowed him on a major

    • @boblandiafounder
      @boblandiafounder 2 місяці тому +126

      bro had to start hosting games to get on majors

    • @dyt_yt
      @dyt_yt 2 місяці тому +65

      he should be on a minor

    • @opalhacodatirma2803
      @opalhacodatirma2803 2 місяці тому +45

      ​@@dyt_yt hol' up, wait a minute👀🧐

    • @MST-Brawlstars
      @MST-Brawlstars 2 місяці тому +10

      ​@daggieYT What do you mean by that? 😏😏😏😏😏

    • @eliattig4038
      @eliattig4038 2 місяці тому +4

      @@MST-Brawlstarshe means what he said 😉⛓️‍💥🚔

  • @rightfeelI
    @rightfeelI 2 місяці тому +586

    2:30 "the worst she can say is no" moment

    • @AnAmericanDodo
      @AnAmericanDodo 2 місяці тому +36

      "what is this weirdo saying?"

    • @Flobbijobbi1
      @Flobbijobbi1 2 місяці тому +13

      Who even was that?

    • @fhsvsoxifdv
      @fhsvsoxifdv 2 місяці тому +2

      And freaks by Surf Curse is playing 😭

  • @dangerousnoodle8779
    @dangerousnoodle8779 2 місяці тому +247

    "They Can't Stop My NEW Germany"
    >Immediately gets stopped in Africa
    Truly a Dankus moment

  • @marcorocchi6758
    @marcorocchi6758 2 місяці тому +350

    Gottërdamerung rizz is crazy

  • @ashothegod
    @ashothegod 2 місяці тому +205

    "why is it soo laggy"
    the 20 divs per tile on the Soviets

    • @Cosmazion
      @Cosmazion 2 місяці тому +14

      the lag was prob caused by a lot of air fighting more than the divs

  • @samuelvoegelin7249
    @samuelvoegelin7249 2 місяці тому +363

    6:40 deleting the nuke facility after it's half way done is just crazy. Even if you don't want the nukes you wasted IC and can use the facility for passive research 😭

    • @rotmistrzjanm8776
      @rotmistrzjanm8776 2 місяці тому +60

      Yeah or just move it down the que

    • @tech8o8
      @tech8o8 2 місяці тому +132

      dankus is just a crybaby and can't accept when he's wrong.

    • @ashothegod
      @ashothegod 2 місяці тому +26

      @@samuelvoegelin7249 in the Nuke dlc he chose not to use nukes like...

    • @kylemorris3673
      @kylemorris3673 2 місяці тому

      Total bitch move. Why he's not in bo games as much as he otherwise would be

    • @Mister_Rat_
      @Mister_Rat_ 2 місяці тому

      Look at tou coping and still watching​@@tech8o8

  • @valyshknee4203
    @valyshknee4203 2 місяці тому +103

    "Why are we building nuclear facs, This wont be a long war, we would have nukes by 1944"
    It becomes 1944, would have been longer if they didnt call it

  • @maxthetube8466
    @maxthetube8466 2 місяці тому +91

    They said my new Germany was weak, then I got 100% consumer goods and died

    • @FlyFriend42
      @FlyFriend42 2 місяці тому

      But this is just wrong. MEFO bills gives consumer goods factor.
      With total mob and 100% mefo bills youre still using only 40%...

  • @Sekitoss353
    @Sekitoss353 2 місяці тому +83

    The Beta Dankus: NOOOOO WHY ARE YOU DOING A NUCLEAR FACILITY???!! 😫😡
    The Chad Coop: Why not? 🕶

  • @richardkokeny834
    @richardkokeny834 2 місяці тому +95

    Not going mefo side, can't believe it, unhistorical😭😭

    • @glenmcgillivray4707
      @glenmcgillivray4707 2 місяці тому +5

      It's almost like the Mefo Bills are unsustainable.

    • @swamperino8450
      @swamperino8450 2 місяці тому +1

      Is the modded version of MEFO different? Vanilla got me to 50% factor by Danzig or war

    • @richardkokeny834
      @richardkokeny834 2 місяці тому

      @@swamperino8450 I don't think so but idk. I can't remember, wasn't this a vanilla game?

    • @shadowd9810
      @shadowd9810 2 місяці тому

      ​@@swamperino8450 its vanilla

    • @muxeng977
      @muxeng977 2 місяці тому

      @@glenmcgillivray4707 Only soy boy cucks don't go Mefo bills. Mefo bills are for unbothered 100% consumer goods factor by 1941 chads

  • @Radishindependent
    @Radishindependent 2 місяці тому +6

    16:55 dankus just clutching at life to not say "ESPORTS MANN ALTA"

  • @Kidnamedfinger-
    @Kidnamedfinger- 2 місяці тому +36

    It hurts me physically when dankus wastes ic by canceling something

    • @raowraow3312
      @raowraow3312 2 місяці тому +1

      As a cheater, I only know IC as instant construction 😢

  • @ausar3852
    @ausar3852 2 місяці тому +63

    He deleted the nuclear facility... l am crying

  • @akiamini4006
    @akiamini4006 2 місяці тому +10

    2:25 W skibiddy rizz fax , bro won !

  • @janys6502
    @janys6502 2 місяці тому +3

    Eco wise for germany: do right side for rubber, delay consumer good with decisions, when war starts a decision pops up that lets you go left side

    • @James-sr8ej
      @James-sr8ej Місяць тому

      Can you explain further?

    • @janys6502
      @janys6502 Місяць тому +1

      @James-sr8ej yeah
      You do the right side - where the mefo bills are. You want to do the rubber focus (it grants+2 rubber per synth refinery i believe). You can also do the focus to keep the MEFO consumer goods down (you can manage 0 until 1939).
      When you declare war you get an event letting you choose between abandoning mefo bills (you unlock the right side, suffer initial drawbacks from recovering economy but worth) or stay with mefo and gain the 'economy of conquest' mechanic (which isnt good)

    • @James-sr8ej
      @James-sr8ej Місяць тому

      @janys6502 econ of conquest crashes so fast, as much as I enjoy the historical run, it really forces your hand to have a fast war so you can't really play around much once you get to Russia.

    • @James-sr8ej
      @James-sr8ej Місяць тому

      @janys6502 also I feel I should say the rubber focus is so op, I love becoming a rubber magnate for all of the axis it really ups aircraft production as a whole

  • @EntityVsEntityInteractions
    @EntityVsEntityInteractions 2 місяці тому +3

    Dankus rizz break has me sobbing

  • @ora6376
    @ora6376 2 місяці тому +2

    they said my inner circle was weak

  • @PulkUlanow
    @PulkUlanow 2 місяці тому +5

    Nooo, he's gonna create some sort of OP Land Cruiser Meta now 😔

  • @_Yomoholo_
    @_Yomoholo_ 2 місяці тому

    you can get war eco before spain as germany if you choose gobbles as your first inner circle choice +5 war support is a really strong first pick

  • @Yrojrund
    @Yrojrund 2 місяці тому +7

    allies are mega op what the scallops

  • @Nano31710
    @Nano31710 2 місяці тому +9

    8 comments in 7mins bro is BEYOND cooked

  • @eversor10
    @eversor10 2 місяці тому +2

    I love you Dankus' editor

  • @Potohoi4
    @Potohoi4 2 місяці тому +29

    9:04 bro look at those stats 💀💀

    • @Cosmazion
      @Cosmazion 2 місяці тому

      that’s normal Germany is stat bloated lol

    • @iranexplained1828
      @iranexplained1828 2 місяці тому

      How tf did he get 2000 plus attack

    • @kazookat03
      @kazookat03 2 місяці тому

      Almost 10k combined stats on one division in Africa is crazy

    • @FraneZenic
      @FraneZenic 2 місяці тому

      Grand battle plan doctrine 90% planning bonus with a heavy td and mech those stats are easy to get​@@iranexplained1828

    • @Cosmazion
      @Cosmazion 2 місяці тому

      @@iranexplained1828gbp left planning + strong gens + stat focuses + hc3 3 small cannon heavy tank lol

  • @shadowwarriorshockwave3281
    @shadowwarriorshockwave3281 2 місяці тому +1

    i prefer and miss the longer 30+ minute videos but this is still good!

  • @Testiwiwiwiw2453
    @Testiwiwiwiw2453 2 місяці тому +2

    manager zoned

  • @Aragorn-87
    @Aragorn-87 2 місяці тому +3

    The Götterdamerung rizz 😂
    Who was that swedish streamer?

  • @Esdeath_44
    @Esdeath_44 2 місяці тому +1

    7:33 bro listens to Judas Effect from Vestron Vulture

  • @AdErOlEl
    @AdErOlEl 2 місяці тому +7

    2:20 that's a thick ass swedish accent🤣
    But i've heard worse
    And the sad part is that we are supposed to be the third best non-native speakers:
    1(Netherlands)
    2(Germany)
    3(Sverige)

    • @radicalesotericcentrist
      @radicalesotericcentrist 2 місяці тому

      Hold on, we are on 2nd place? lmao.

    • @AdErOlEl
      @AdErOlEl 2 місяці тому

      @@radicalesotericcentrist not according to Google but Yeah ik

  • @nunyabizness4306
    @nunyabizness4306 2 місяці тому +1

    Dankus: "mefo kills you"
    Also dankus: "Italy has more mils than us 🤕"
    Great vid

    • @Cosmazion
      @Cosmazion 2 місяці тому +1

      @@nunyabizness4306 left side scales better for 41/barb

    • @nunyabizness4306
      @nunyabizness4306 2 місяці тому

      @Cosmazion I know I was just making a joke since he said that in like 38 or 39

  • @FeyTheBin
    @FeyTheBin 2 місяці тому

    They say my inner circle was weak.

  • @poyloos4834
    @poyloos4834 2 місяці тому +1

    I wish they’d buff mefos or at least make it easier to not mess it up, because left side being more optimal is soooooo boring for mp games. Because it disables what should be a really cool and interesting eco mechanic

  • @gaminglawnmower
    @gaminglawnmower 2 місяці тому +8

    Rizz

  • @ninjamonkey42
    @ninjamonkey42 2 місяці тому +5

    what an ass, deleting the nuke research facility was foolish. Dankus wasted more IC than the co-op.

  • @xyarn
    @xyarn 2 місяці тому

    You can go right side and do all the decisions to reduce consumer goods. If you insta click them all, you have like -20% consumer goods at first. It will increase to like 70% at when going to war in late 1939, so you will be fine.

  • @Wormopera
    @Wormopera Місяць тому

    Wait YOU PUSHED THROUGH THE MAGINOT

  • @johannesd.5180
    @johannesd.5180 2 місяці тому

    Hey Dankus, very nice Vid again!
    Could u PLS give more insight in ur Templates?
    Like how do ur Tanks and heavy tank templates looked like that game, and what tanks did u build?
    Thanks =)

  • @einfach_nilss
    @einfach_nilss 2 місяці тому +1

    I swear he has the same playlist as me

  • @MrTeddy12397
    @MrTeddy12397 2 місяці тому

    THEY SAID MY NEW GERMANY WAS WEAK

  • @iamzzzzzzzzzz9674
    @iamzzzzzzzzzz9674 2 місяці тому

    How did the minor hunter became the major hunter

  • @llama878
    @llama878 2 місяці тому +1

    i never got close to 100% with the mefo what

  • @FourtoslavGenrikhovich
    @FourtoslavGenrikhovich 2 місяці тому +1

    who was Finland player?

  • @timra9309
    @timra9309 2 місяці тому

    Dankus elwolf chad

  • @salvatorecorradini2184
    @salvatorecorradini2184 2 місяці тому +3

    My boy added a nuke in the thumbnail and he did not even make a nuclear facility 😭

  • @usrgit
    @usrgit 2 місяці тому

    100 guys on Germany vs 1 guy on Soviet

  • @КалоянВасилев-ь3р
    @КалоянВасилев-ь3р 2 місяці тому

    10:52 your editor is a pirate

  • @dubcgaming7265
    @dubcgaming7265 2 місяці тому

    What are the good division templates for this DLC?

  • @micahqgecko
    @micahqgecko 2 місяці тому +2

    New Germany is cracked in single player, lowkey shit in multiplayer

  • @valyshknee4203
    @valyshknee4203 2 місяці тому

    What do you mean "They cant stop my new germany" this is literally the average germany game in multiplayer

  • @votecthulhu9378
    @votecthulhu9378 2 місяці тому

    they said his germany is weak

  • @cybernac3213
    @cybernac3213 2 місяці тому

    7:36 Grisha Jumpscare

    • @coconut7490
      @coconut7490 2 місяці тому

      I heard bro escaped to Africa with Wagner to avoid conscription is this true chat?

    • @cybernac3213
      @cybernac3213 2 місяці тому +1

      @@coconut7490 He's going to college somewhere in Russia I think. I am also pretty sure that he is technically already part of the military as a PR guy, so he can't be conscripted. I am pretty sure this is the case, but take it with a grain of salt as I am not completely sure.

    • @coconut7490
      @coconut7490 2 місяці тому +1

      @@cybernac3213 oh yeah I remembered him playing in Wagner HQ and doing propaganda for them lmao. Bro escaped the front by streaming hoi4💀

    • @cybernac3213
      @cybernac3213 2 місяці тому

      @@coconut7490 I'm in the Discord that he runs, and he has this thing where you can pay money to get a signed and personalized artillery shell, and they'll send you drone footage of it hitting targets. Wild stuff

    • @laempanadax5553
      @laempanadax5553 Місяць тому

      ​@@cybernac3213i hope they send him to chargue with the North koreans

  • @Mace8388
    @Mace8388 2 місяці тому +2

    what is the remix at 18:00?

  • @MaciejWronski-j2t
    @MaciejWronski-j2t 2 місяці тому

    hell yea

  • @glagglelandia
    @glagglelandia 2 місяці тому

    fishbike

  • @AugustSchroif
    @AugustSchroif 2 місяці тому

    Can someone explain to me why France keeps 1 shit ass infantry division per tile on Maginot?

  • @katselija001
    @katselija001 2 місяці тому

    finally dammerung mp

  • @chickennuggetgod6699
    @chickennuggetgod6699 2 місяці тому

    5:13 why is diddy playing eu 4

  • @Macinatorecazzaro
    @Macinatorecazzaro 4 години тому

    7:38 name of the song?

  • @lucasfer9974
    @lucasfer9974 2 місяці тому

    How did the Allies lose with new nukes in '42

    • @Cosmazion
      @Cosmazion 2 місяці тому

      bc nukes don’t win u the game lol

  • @MikeKing001
    @MikeKing001 Місяць тому

    The new meta is you die. any competent player will destroy you now. it is literally impossible to win against a competent opponent.

  • @lolmenx4
    @lolmenx4 2 місяці тому

    DOES ANYONE KNOW HIS SPOTIFY PLAYLIST?

  • @K_-_-_-_K
    @K_-_-_-_K 2 місяці тому

    Link to dancus playlist?

    • @ora6376
      @ora6376 2 місяці тому

      he just plays whatever

  • @eazyer5996
    @eazyer5996 2 місяці тому +1

    What is the name of the song 3:45

  • @Oliver-ld3ei
    @Oliver-ld3ei 2 місяці тому

    Who was that other streamer?

  • @PUMAVJTF_27
    @PUMAVJTF_27 2 місяці тому

    Goated

  • @davlnes7509
    @davlnes7509 2 місяці тому

    skibidi sigma

  • @aidanbeesley3221
    @aidanbeesley3221 2 місяці тому +1

    What’s the song in the background around 2:50?

  • @Dinorunner_XD
    @Dinorunner_XD 2 місяці тому

    Nobody has watched this video in completness yet

  • @markuss6172
    @markuss6172 2 місяці тому +1

    Which mod?

    • @vndlstt
      @vndlstt 2 місяці тому +1

      This is not a mod! It's the new Gotterdammerung DLC.

    • @Cosmazion
      @Cosmazion 2 місяці тому

      @@vndlsttit’s an MP mod called HMM lol which got updated to new dlc

  • @linusfondin464
    @linusfondin464 2 місяці тому +1

    Anyone else having problem with rly slow game lately? Like unplayably slow?
    Thanks

  • @hungryducker2990
    @hungryducker2990 2 місяці тому

    1942 nuke wtf how?

  • @mota478
    @mota478 2 місяці тому +1

    I'm top 1% of Dankus Viewer

  • @hellbird2233
    @hellbird2233 2 місяці тому +2

    Oman

  • @xyzero1682
    @xyzero1682 2 місяці тому

    Seems like Dankus would have better luck playing solo then with 2x throwing coops.

  • @aydinhasanzadeh2596
    @aydinhasanzadeh2596 2 місяці тому

    به نظرتان چهره هیتلر بد نشده؟؟؟

  • @UserName-wy7qq
    @UserName-wy7qq 2 місяці тому

    12:01 song?

  • @Xi4V
    @Xi4V 2 місяці тому

    b

  • @In_Cor_Cadit
    @In_Cor_Cadit 2 місяці тому +1

    ХОЛИ ЩИТ

  • @sands-x3z
    @sands-x3z 2 місяці тому

    🏞

  • @Tintin-g1m
    @Tintin-g1m 2 місяці тому

    A bit early i guess

  • @Marlowwwwwwwww
    @Marlowwwwwwwww 2 місяці тому

    early lets goo

  • @hasky2069
    @hasky2069 2 місяці тому +1

    First

  • @berserker4940
    @berserker4940 2 місяці тому

    Z

  • @Yumudor
    @Yumudor 2 місяці тому +1

    55 seconds and only 2 views, bro fell of

  • @charlesb8230
    @charlesb8230 2 місяці тому

    Mefo bills mog -Chars