It's been years, and still, I don't understand how the fuck did Hox manage to smuggle his mask and randomly just taking it after all that mess saying "I came prepared." what a legend.
My theory is that the Prison he was in had some Activity where you could do some Art stuff or so(maybe) And Hox knew that he'd be broken out of the Prison so he smuggled it with him
7:47 Sure, just like any good dozer, he, instead of actually helping his fellow officers in combat with his seemingly invincible armor, he decides to camp in the security office with meaty gloves that cant actually manipulate the controls.
Godhead Well, if you closely examine his world model, the bulldozer basically wears giant kevlar mittens. The only thing thats different is his trigger finger is separate, so its like a mitten for your three fingers, but a glove for your thumb and trigger. Though, claws WOULD definitely explain why his melee damage is so powerful for just some glorified winter mittens...
+Trevor Anderson In case of surprise emergency a dozer is posted at every parking to make sure no gang can escape through without paying their own tickets, it's well known in my country, maybe you just weren't aware of such habits. >.>
@@febethelastone1084 suppressors are actually better for loud heists if your running a dodge build so you have to have minimal armor and concealment, so suppressors help because i remember a video by some youtuber (don't remember but i'll edit this comment saying who) that made a in-depth explanation of how Cop Targeting works and if you shoot a gun without a suppressor they will increase your priority level by 1 i think Edit: Video: "Payday 2: How Do Cops Know Who To Shoot?" by TheKknowley
Can we appreciate how dedicated Houston is? Like he literally took a bullet for Chains, I mean sure he had a bulletproof vest but he still took the bullet
Or you could watch the movie HEAT which payday is based off of. and no. i'm not talking about the buddy cop movie "The heat" i'm talking about the heist movie HEAT where they rob an armored vehicle. Kinda like the Armored Transport Heists on PAYDAY 2.
+justtoletyahknow1 On the final heist in HEAT one of the guys say the same lines Dallas says in First World Bank in the Web Series.. Payday is partly based on HEAT
The fact his gun and him holding the bag is in view, makes all the more better. Hears a noise after I watch a scary movie, Im like him "FUCK THIS SHIT"
Nah civi mode witch you get in the golden grin as hoxton dose t have guns on him neither do you with the stealth entrance in golden grin as you have to find a guitar case with your mask and guns in it
Was suspended for two weeks in my junior year, always played this game through out my high school days now I’m graduated with a job and still playing this game. Donacdum and stay in school and it will be payday fellas
thebestmaniac but jacket isn't a payday character, jacket is a hotline miami character. jacket is in payday 2 because dennaton and overkill had a collaboration
well hes not making a hole, the hole is (wierdly) exactly right diameter for the drill to drill in the eye of the killdozer but it woulda stopped when it was through the eye socket witch it never came through because Dallas stopped him.
ya know....you can say you play The hoxton breakout heist for the XP or the money but deep down we all know.... that day 1 ending "DID YA MISS ME YA WANKERS" with the song is worth more than every money and XP in payday
yes, i would totally overshoot someone if they don't call their hits. if i see someone that doesn't call their hits in woodlands, their apperence would stay in my mind, and if i see one of them later on, i would full auto them even if they call their hits. that is, once i start airsoft
The British usually don’t hold grudges if you make them tea Maybe thats how houston can get over the problem... If i was pissed at someone for stealing my identity they would have to make me some damn good tea and give up some cookies before i forgive them ((Its sad because im british...
@@TheONLYFeli0 Everyone calls me that but I’m not. Maybe somewhat of a sadist however that’s because I love gore, some may even find it more weirder and suspect I’m attracted to a psychopath at the moment however they’re very kind to the ones they love. Please don’t call me a psychopath, I’d like if you didn’t call me that okay?
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I remember when I played as hoxton in hoxton's breakout
It was a safehouse challenge, right? because that's why I did it
Hoxton Saves Hoxton :v
i did it too bc of sid job lol
Hoxton broke rule #2 of time travel never meet your past self
Yeah. Too bad there’s no achievement for it...
...on consoles...
It's been years, and still, I don't understand how the fuck did Hox manage to smuggle his mask and randomly just taking it after all that mess saying "I came prepared." what a legend.
I know right?
Prolly painting it while user the covers lol then hears the police rushing his friends and is like o shit and grabs the guns
My theory is that the Prison he was in had some Activity where you could do some Art stuff or so(maybe)
And Hox knew that he'd be broken out of the Prison so he smuggled it with him
Arts and crafts in the prison
@@KikoTheOni you like your own comment cringe
Would anyone be willing to sign a petition for a Payday 2 full length movie?
John Wick
I thought he'd sign it.. He seems like a nice gu- *He hits me in the face with a bat*
AJU%HYTGR>ET
I agree
Yes I will
Hoxton to Dallas: "Dallas, follow me !"
To Chains: "Hey Chains, come with me !"
To Wolf: "Hoy Wolfy !"
To Houston: "Hey Dickhead !"
"Oi shit-for-brains, follow me!"
"Oi lover boy,on me!
"Hey, kiss my ass, follow me quickly"
"Oí assclown, follow me"
"Oi assclown, follow me"
trailer- shooting police on a truck
game- walking and shooting police on the road
I guess if that could be in the game will be more easy thats why we got to walk
Артём Дивинов yeah also this mision is the most harder in the game i played this on one down with a good build and i end the 2 day
@@themangotjokes8539 no that's goes to goat simulator almost no cover
Ragheed Bahnam but goat simulator is just a event not cannon
@@themangotjokes8539 yes it is Canon and you didn't say anything about canon
7:47 Sure, just like any good dozer, he, instead of actually helping his fellow officers in combat with his seemingly invincible armor, he decides to camp in the security office with meaty gloves that cant actually manipulate the controls.
lololololol
BIG MEATY CLAWS
Godhead Well, if you closely examine his world model, the bulldozer basically wears giant kevlar mittens. The only thing thats different is his trigger finger is separate, so its like a mitten for your three fingers, but a glove for your thumb and trigger. Though, claws WOULD definitely explain why his melee damage is so powerful for just some glorified winter mittens...
👉👌
+Trevor Anderson In case of surprise emergency a dozer is posted at every parking to make sure no gang can escape through without paying their own tickets, it's well known in my country, maybe you just weren't aware of such habits. >.>
1:15
When you find $5 on the ground in public
LOL!
It’s $1 so it would be when you find $1 on the ground in public
Just letting you know
Cosfloud Leighton O, mai
is 1$ xd
*LOOK AT THIS, IM RIICH*
1:27 He hit hoxton so hard the wall blew open.
I cant unsee it now
Bollywood movies, I guess
Wolf just comes out very confused but rolls with it. Pretending that it’s part of the plan.
He's on the caberknight grindset
@@JDarian2 Well, there is the potato masher in Payday 2, so it is true.
All those swat guys are the grandfathers of the stormtroopers
XxxForniterxxX but star wars happens a long time ago in a galaxy far far away
@@c0nn0r0hagan so then the stormtroopers are their ancestors
Descendants of stormtroopers*
No it’s Just that everbody in the Gang got an Dodge Build
@@c0nn0r0hagan but its somehow in the future
2:59
it's been years, and i still think this is one of the coolest kills made in any short film
Nah 9:10
@@alexrink6772 That's not a cool kill that's just wolf being a maniac like always..
Ahmadkhadr I think it’s cool
@@alexrink6772 its not cool its fukin brutal af
Posterdose excactly
1:40
Payday gang: *becomes the most dangerous gang ever
Payday gang: *uses 2 machine guns and one shotgun to kill 1 guard
*also payday gang
I mean, I did waste a Molotov on a shield a few hours ago
I have the lebensauger, sometimes you just gotta overkill them by tenfold
Most noobs are like that
And the guard didn’t even have Armour too🤣🤣🤣
When you play on Death Sentence
I love how in 9:45 Houston seems genuinely sad about losing his mask.
hoxton: give me a gun!
everyone: *guves no gun*
5 minutes later
hoxton: *emerges from tarp with a bootleg rifle and amcar*
Maybe there a gun nearby on him, thats why he have guns
That is called magic
why would he use an amcar of all things
Just found some in the truck.
Johny Johnson he must have bought they sydney pack
3:11
The alarm wouldn't have went off if they answered the pagers, smh.
ANGERY pubservers, never again
It's a loud heist anyway; the c4 makes sure of that.
@@Robbie32 ecm rush
I srsly can’t stop watching it
@Activated GamingYT It isnt a joke
6:58
No suspicious actions allowed in casing mode
Lol
Lonely Potato LOL
Lonely Potato HAHAHAHA
Lonely Potato XD
Lonely Potato omfg XD someone make this a video, and it says No suspicious actions allowed in casing mode, and he just puts the cover back on. XD
8:00 when you accidentally equip your stealth load out on a loud heist
>hop on a dsod heist
>assume its stealth
>its loud
>pain
When someone joins a shadow raid with their loud loadout.
when the one guy decides to do loud while everyone else is using stealth
i equipped a loud loadout on a stealth heist, (good thing i use suppressors for all of my loud loadouts.)
@@febethelastone1084 suppressors are actually better for loud heists if your running a dodge build so you have to have minimal armor and concealment, so suppressors help because i remember a video by some youtuber (don't remember but i'll edit this comment saying who) that made a in-depth explanation of how Cop Targeting works and if you shoot a gun without a suppressor they will increase your priority level by 1 i think
Edit:
Video: "Payday 2: How Do Cops Know Who To Shoot?" by TheKknowley
Can we appreciate how dedicated Houston is? Like he literally took a bullet for Chains, I mean sure he had a bulletproof vest but he still took the bullet
Top ten reasons why Houston is good
@@tvgaming2132 1:no
2:no
3:no
4:no
5:no
6:no
7:no
8:no
9:no
10:no
@@frostburn7767 1: Don't act *DUMB*
2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10: Repeat 1
seeing as it was a lightweight ballistic vest , he probably cracked a rib or 2 if not broken
@@Goober_80 that was brutal af
I love how in this, bain barely says anything but in the heist, he never shuts up
even though payday has those anyway
+2012sandokan || I honestly prefer the Metroid mentality. 'Here's where you should be heading, find your own fucking route.'
sometimes I try to stop communication with Bain because he talks to much
does anyone else feel like shooting bain so he finally shuts up
Meerkat More I hate how in Framing Frame 3rd day he's like you're making me look really really smart
FAKE
drill would have jammed twice while killing the dozer and have to be restarted
Good thing we have that perk...
Right?
😂😂😂
+Platinum Pup lol still would have at least 60 seconds on it
This comment made my day
Dalton Geissinger Don't you know that we have to correct Overkill's mistakes?
7:56
Scott Cawthon when funko leaked the merch
i forgot what happened to them lmao
4:04 first time in my life that i hear Wolf saying "HOUSTON"
Nap Runner its a rare occurrence that is magical to see
Post hoxton breakout update: *houston here, houston there, houston up your A-*
Wolf : HOUSTON
Hoxton : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
that's what i heard
@@Jagerbombb HOUSTON *HAS A PROBLEM*
Tornado Blast hahahaha
The one thing that he has shouted at him everyday
They didn't answer the pager
That's the reason
Why they have to escape
or they didnt get expert driver...
Fryanne it does not matter because they would hear the gun shots and explosions and there are security cameras
Except Hoxton Breakout is Loud Only.
Nope. Everyone in the building heard an explosion.
ecm rush
1:14 when you found a dollar at school
I once found 20 eouros at School and my friend was like thats someones Money give it to our teacher so i gave it idk if it found it's owner
Leet Speaker u should of kept the cash and tell ur friend "finders , keepers"
I know.
Caramel2828 Made my Day xD
Caramel2828 I
0:00 - 5:43 High budget and well shot short film
5:45 Someone killed too many civs but had to buy a new camera
Well I mean chances are for the first person pic that used a go pro
B Gheseger thats def a gopro
The long awaited sequel to hardcore Henry
That's how game looks tho
The 2 seconds in between is footage of the backrooms
They should make a Payday movie
there is a cool webserie
They actually should
Or you could watch the movie HEAT which payday is based off of.
and no. i'm not talking about the buddy cop movie "The heat" i'm talking about the heist movie HEAT
where they rob an armored vehicle.
Kinda like the Armored Transport Heists on PAYDAY 2.
+justtoletyahknow1 On the final heist in HEAT one of the guys say the same lines Dallas says in First World Bank in the Web Series.. Payday is partly based on HEAT
ItzAlfred_ Party based on HEAT sure.
it's inspired by a lot of heist movies. not just one, but a whole lot.
Bain was really quiet in this heist.
Indeed
Best heist
*Blep* "Wolf is now on police custody!" *Blep*
Except when he complained about his seven bucks at the parking garage
Also the driver..
[Yelling] TOOK YA LONG ENOUGH! LETS GO
3:25 when you hear a tiny squeak in when you’re home alone
True
i don't know why, but this is fucking comedy gold
@@MelRosewood humoooorrr
Dude I just choked on my drink from this, good one lmao
The fact his gun and him holding the bag is in view, makes all the more better. Hears a noise after I watch a scary movie, Im like him
"FUCK THIS SHIT"
7:48
Wolf: O O F
roblox lol
Ellen Tulipas he says it as well that’s the funny part
Dallas: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
ua-cam.com/video/HoBa2SyvtpE/v-deo.html
Shit oof
no one in the history of payday has struggled this hard at the very fucking beginning of hoxton breakout
ya usly whn i play this th guards are down in 1 sec
+Heath Productions the benifets of revolvers
Weak cops m8
especially if is on deathwish+pro
turret in the beggining? game over
cause of the slow ass truck
9:11
Heister Tip: #37/99
Wolf is not a healthy human being.
ya436 hes swedish he cant be healthy
Ikea
Wich is why I play as him
Wolf is not a human being
hes a furry
1:06 - [NO SUSPICIOUS ACTIONS ALLOWED IN CASING MODE]
SchwiftedBear XD
Jason Voorhees YUP
Nah civi mode witch you get in the golden grin as hoxton dose t have guns on him neither do you with the stealth entrance in golden grin as you have to find a guitar case with your mask and guns in it
I hate during hiests you try run and it does that
[COPS SAW SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY AND CALLED THE POLICE]
Best part is when hoxton said "it's payday fellas" paydayed all over the place
Truly one of the paydays of all time
Its payday time
Almost as good as when the dentist said "I need my Payday 2" and paydayed all over dallas
The only thing that could even attempt to top this is when Jacket said: “it’s time to payday” then paydayed all over the commissar
4:56 Confirmed: the civilian used the cash for the hospital bill
Big Bank Heist Trailer?
"At The End Dallas Throw Him Some Cash And He Fell Off The Building Just To Get That Cash"
That Confirmed That He Didn't Die!
i saw him and i checked the comments if anyone noticed it with me
hes name is bob aka bubblehead bob
That the financier for they're offshore account
Sebas Rodriguez poor guy
10:11 Me at school on Tuesday after not going on Monday
Didya miss me, ya wankers?!
don't know why, but this is fucking comedy gold
One time I missed a whole week of school and when I came back the next week I said
Hi
Relatable rn has I can't walk cuz I had surgery and I might come in Tuesday
Was suspended for two weeks in my junior year, always played this game through out my high school days now I’m graduated with a job and still playing this game. Donacdum and stay in school and it will be payday fellas
*"Did ya miss me, ya wankers?!"* Still one of the best lines
the music too
And that maniac laughter is the cherry on top
I love how Wolf is being a maniac drilling the Bulldozer and dallas is like "ffs not again", he's just so tired of this shit lmfao
This implies drilling a zealdozer through its eyeholes is a regularly used strategy for wolf killing zealdozerd
9:11 Wolf cheated by using a invalid gun or gun mod
Wolf did 9/11 :0
LKZ Viper oh shit
why? he had that "drill" to make hole to wall
Erik Štaud Wolf cheated by using a drill as weapon
Omg 9:11 terrorist attack
3:00
DALLAS got that 300 IQ
He watched Rick and Morty ::DDDDDDDDDDDDDD I AM THE ABSOLUTE PINNACLE OF COMEDY
Tundra Jones haha rick and morty joke hilarious i’m laughing so hard right now i can’t breathe right now i’m literally dead right now
EcksDee yor not ded u couldt typ dumbas.
@@jessingtons-6589 i really hope this is a joke
He got the 500 iq
Imagine if they didn't blow up the wall in time and he got beaten with batons 100/10 best intro
Redd Kraken I'M GONNA SMASH THE CELLULITIS OUT OF YOU
Lol
Redd Kraken that was a taser
MainAltAccount no a cloaker
MainAltAccount it was a taser baton.
Me: *Hears a sound when I am home alone*
Me entering to kitchen to see whats up: 7:56
The Robber: 7:59
Underrated comment
It's so true as well xD
Yep I remember doing that when I was younger with my nerf shotgun
xd
American people be like:
I too wear hundreds of pounds of thick kevlar wielding a powerful ass shotgun
1:15 when you get 1 dollar in your spending cash and 9.99 mil in offshore
Blubberblase 10 jesus, I only have 3 mil in offshore, probably because I started a month ago
Luke F oh no
@@atr0cxty943 play crimespree I got 1 billion in a day
@@atr0cxty943 month ago? Mate ive played for a week and already infamy damnn
@@barret_m4064 you’re probably good so meh, I don’t take games seriously lol.
4:20 I could listen to that shotgun reload all day
You marked 420
420 nice
Dentist trailer:
"Bite down on this"
_The best sound ever made_
7:48 I N E E D A M E D I C B A G
Scp 096 spoted bringing to the chamber center
I mean I know this is quoting Dallas but Wolf does actually scream his ass off for one
9:12 Dozer : Delete my history! Delete my history! Pleas... [brutal sounds]
ouch that hurt
that was my brother
*mental screaming by dozer*
What’s on their history to make it bad?
Wolf: no
5:53
Look at that recoil and stability....
Shows they're trained.
Look at that accuracy, dallas unloaded full mag but he hit the guard with 3 last shots.
Very cool, Overkill.
Dallas is either well trained or hacking
Overkill: Shake the gun to make it look like your shooting. We'll add the rest in post-prod.
Dallas:
this is why i love hoxton, he's the best payday character ever
nah jacket is mate.
thebestmaniac
but jacket isn't a payday character, jacket is a hotline miami character. jacket is in payday 2 because dennaton and overkill had a collaboration
Comrade DOOM Doge what about wolf?
thebestmaniac
wolf is a payday character
Comrade DOOM Doge i know i meant he is pretty good.
Wolf logic:
Can't handle 2 regular SWAT soldiers.
Can deal with a fucking dozer.
wolf only deal with big things
Cloaker lel
+StrangeGamer52 wolf loves big things XD.
Zoren Hassan LOL XD
***** Oh the horrors!
10:11
Class clowns after quarentine
ah yes the class clown is back from quarantine
@Peter Serious yes
Class clowns after quarantine 9:11
Dis guy “DID YA MISS ME YA WANKERS”
@@F16enthusiast ey you talkin bout me
3:58 lmao the comic sans sushi sign
Bruh
Lookin like a shitpost roblox game
sushi
Bruh
Sushi
8:37 Unrealistic. The drill should at least stop 4 Times.
Renske de Meijer 😂😂😂
well hes not making a hole, the hole is (wierdly) exactly right diameter for the drill to drill in the eye of the killdozer but it woulda stopped when it was through the eye socket witch it never came through because Dallas stopped him.
Renske de Meijer yup more if you dont buy the dlc
a drill can only stop 1-3 times without police interference
When was Payday 2 ever realistic?
1:17 I seriously wanna know how to make that face
Just eat cereal
@@YesDudeNoMan yes
The man who is Truely Rich!
Become rich
The fact that I was about get freed from jail
2:30 expected him to shout “I need a medic bag!”
Me to
this is hoxton, not dallas
Every heister needs a medic bag
7:56 my mum when i fail a test
its funny becuase its true i have no limbs left becuase of it
My older brother when I make my parents beat the hell out of him and then leaves the house
Underrated
yeah having a bulldozer as a mom sucks
H E R E S Y
7:21
Imagine if this was just Houston blasting Hoxton LMFAO.
Houston:bum
Imagine if it was Houston's break out and not Hoxton break out
Don't act *D U M B*
100th like
@@imsofate3432 Congrats
That dozer screaming as he got drilled made my stomach turn holy fuck.
ʇıuɯɐp poƃ same, but then I remembered... if fucking hate dozers
Wolf Physcotic Guns Blazing Yeah I'm Sure People Are Gonna Miss Him
ʇıuɯɐp poƃ wolf get vac steam banned
ʇıuɯɐp poƃ is hack drill
???
4:15 what kids see Durning nerf wars
Relatable
You got the whole squad getting nostalgic
We're not gonna talk about his gangster grip m416?
What men see during airsoft battles
only the devs behind Payday 2 will make a live action video for hyping up an update.
and they're goddamn beautiful.
ya know....you can say you play The hoxton breakout heist for the XP or the money
but deep down we all know....
that day 1 ending "DID YA MISS ME YA WANKERS" with the song is worth more than every money and XP in payday
ReØl money
Best reward is completing your first heist ever and hearing every heist member cheer in the background and hearing the awesome music.
I play it for get hoxton xD
You are completely right
200th like
"Look at this, I'm rich!" Hoxton never fails to make me laugh.
ITS PAYDAY FELLAS! I SAID ITS FUCKING PAYDAY MOTHERFUCKER!
7:56 Gun owners when they hear someone break their window at 2 AM
Get a like
americans be like
Your god damn right.
I SMELL B U R G L A R
Hilarious indeed.
Surprised that Wolf's drill didn't break down right before the important part.
I'm surprised it didn't break down as he drilled the guys eye
"fuck that broke piece of shit drill"
HEY MY DRILLS are not as bad as fuck
+Vida_g4mer So.... Wolf.... where's Hoxton?
+folko prisoner is hoxton
3:24 Sums up every PD2 player when they see 3 dozers in Death Sentence.
Yup
Facts
*Fuck this shit*
+Zeal dozers
the bootleg assault riffle is hinted in the trailer
Hey your right
True
The bootleg assault rifle is in the sydney pack not hoxton breakout ...
+addewall Mcs no it is the one of the rifles hoxton pulls out
Justin Shelley I have the bootleg rifle and its write "sidney characters pack"
Can we talk about how Houston doesnt wanna actually lose the mask. 9:52 so hoxton accepts it
Knowing hox he probably just wanted a excuse to show his mask of
Well Houston is canonically mildly autistic, so that actually makes sense
I think Hox was looking at Houston as he said that to fuck with him, hence Houston calling him "fucking twat"
Please make the technician able to drill a bulldozer!
Cracking their skulls with a saw is already ingame...
Lobo The Main Man I said technician not enforcer
wat are u thinking the drill will get stuck in the middle and then ul need to ristart it
"Who sold us the drill? The cops?"
still wolf is a hacker drills a bulldozers skull and drill didnt jam that is hacks
I said it's fucking payday motherfu... The best XD
Did ya miss me ya wankers!!!
Icivilization yeah fucking Houston with the c4
Houston forgot how to use the C4 and I had to show him
Dallas What can you say about this new guy, Scarface?
hes a nublet
1 dolar, im rich motherfuckers!!!!! with this i can pay my custody
1:27
Prisoner killed!
Deducting $1 in cleaner costs
+Adam Martin xD
+Adam Martin bo3 it was a guard tho 😐
+Dodo Licht i have The same dog (Malta terrier)
+Dodo Licht *Malta terriese
Me and the boys: heading out in public during COVID
That one guy: 9:39
You just made my day
Bruh
I like it how the guns have no recoil
PH03N1X and 0 accuracy apparently
qFamop ` c
PH03N1X and some of the guns weren't even in the game at this point
PH03N1X some of them had recoil
logic is fucked on that one.
With a lightweight ballistic vest half of those stair jumps should have downed Dallas
Not with Crook.
LOL
Vectis Prime he can't have crook, that's hoxtons perk deck, and he hasn't finished hoxton breakout
Eddie Bingham Maybe he's replaying it
+Just Petrusion
There's no such thing as replaying in Payday 3 with realistic graphics.
The way Dallas shot the female guard.
Mastermind.
I know right, I died laughing XD
the way how the bullet hit her ponytail and made them shake
Jack Daniels Dafuq?
what ''dafuq'' ? is something wrong?
7:42 When youre skipping class and run into a teacher
...With your friend
then she gets brutally murdered with a spinning pencil
Ah, must be an American school.
@@ThePestProblem In Texas/Florida
2 Questions:
WHAT THE F*** HAPPENED TO HOXTILICIOUS' BEAUTIFUL FACE?
Who's bright idea was it to slap a bulldozer in the security room?
Wolf "drilled" that dozer. (Pun intended)
the dozer suit was in the office
and the guy wore the dozer suit
i can only imagine how hot it must have been inside one of those things for the hours spent watching the cameras, jesus
Lucien Callidus imagine a new difficulty level where 30 health guards are replaced by dozers.
oh god the art hest...
0:36 unrealistic, drill should of jammed atleast 3 times
That is true
*40 seconds left*
*Drill jammed 5 times*
It's just to make a small hole to put the c4
Well it shoulded have jammed at 8:46
I've gone an entire heist without it jamming
5:23 good job Hoxton, a Blanket is the perfect armour against bullets, the perfect armour against all in fact
GetScoped well in payday since theres no wall penetration in it
Can't sniper rifles and shotguns with slug ammo (and maybe 5/7?) penetrate through thin walls? Like that abuse that's still in Counter-Strike.
Fo Ren G yeah
what about my ex?
It’s Kevlar
Mom: son you need to go dentist
Me: ok
Dentist: open your mouth its not gonna hurt
Also dentist: 9:11
Reminds me of the time my dentist accidentally shoved his drill into my eyes lol
@@creeprxxlol6463 yeah, it happens all the time to me
Wolf is a psyco
@@thr_1k_earthmovin Yea, Wolf the maniac is HIS character name
And this 911, ideal
1:14 lol his badge says special police
ssshhhh hes got brain damage we call him special
In real life, I don’t think there is a ranking call Special Police.
“special officer doofy reportin for duty”
*Speshul police
I click on it it said 1:15
3:33 me if i try to kill a dozer
Same
This sence 8:00
*laughs in minigun and rpg*
@@blazeosirus5854 me: *laughs in drill*
Relatable
1:57 when in an airsoft battle and someone doesn't call their hits.
yes, i would totally overshoot someone if they don't call their hits. if i see someone that doesn't call their hits in woodlands, their apperence would stay in my mind, and if i see one of them later on, i would full auto them even if they call their hits. that is, once i start airsoft
AK-103 Russian Assault Rifle lol dude, chill ls fucking airsoft
So bloody true
Houston : YIIIIIIIIII
Chains : MOTHAFUCKAAAAAA
PROCEED TO UNLOAD FULL LMG CLIP
For reals...lmao😂
For such a goofy game as payday 2 is, it's incredible how this short film still gives me goosebumps every time I watch it
Its not goofy
legend says hoxton is still mad at Houston for stealing his mask
good
DON’T ACT DUMB
@@BarrettKuda DONACDUM*
The British usually don’t hold grudges if you make them tea
Maybe thats how houston can get over the problem...
If i was pissed at someone for stealing my identity they would have to make me some damn good tea and give up some cookies before i forgive them
((Its sad because im british...
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2:58 employee of the month ladies and gentlemen
Robert Boehme now im gonnatopple the police by changing a 1 to a 0
Krokante Vis no. Simply no.
I underatand the reference but no...
Robert Boehme he is not gentlemen
Robert Boehme damn good one 😅 but I don't think there alive any more 😱
and if you look straight at the screen you will see proof that women can't shoot guns
5:29
Not in game: stormtrooper accuracy
In game: John Wick accuracy
Enemies in movies can't hit anything
In game can hit with 100% accuracy
get a dodge build
@@heyimmuted Get a life
@@connormcfarland9399 what is wrong with you? I'm just giving advice. a dodge build is amazing, it literally reduces the chance to get hit
@@heyimmuted You said it in a way that was rude so get a life
8:03 AHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG
IM DYINNNNNG
He was trying to say that but had no air
The song at the start is Miles Malone - This Is Our Time
God bless you :)))
Thanks mate! :)
Thanks so fkin much! Dayumm G thx
***** it's a version of Rule Brittania, a song fron the times of the brittish empire
No it's durude sandstorm
4:11 with Wolf and when the music hits is my favorite part! Definitely got chills
4:52 It's that guy that saved Dallas from that one bank heist trailer! He fell of the building and is now in crutches. Nice!
Bappo Jujubes which one?
The one in the big bank trailer
He is very good.
Bobble head bob is his name
Yo i legit never noticed that kudos to you!
9:11 I still to this day think this is the most brutal kill in any short film
I think it should show more
To the eye into the brain nice
@@dimitrifedorov6851 psychopath
@@TheONLYFeli0 Everyone calls me that but I’m not. Maybe somewhat of a sadist however that’s because I love gore, some may even find it more weirder and suspect I’m attracted to a psychopath at the moment however they’re very kind to the ones they love. Please don’t call me a psychopath, I’d like if you didn’t call me that okay?
@@dimitrifedorov6851 sociopath
7:55 me getting outta my room at the weekend, when my little brother wakes me up before 1:00 PM
Actually it would be 7:56
I need a PAYDAY movie...
And also A MEDIC BAAAAG
They have a web series
@ 4:56 You can see bobblehead bob, the NPC from the Big Bank trailer. He's on crutches from his injury after falling off the roof in the trailer :D
He'll be a potential character soon XDDDDD
He was saved by his own greed.
I always liked him and im happy he survived the fall
I still feel bad for him after he fell off the Big Bank.
oldhox mask is uh.
it's something.
Nobody:
Wolf: *Murderous drill noises*
Wolf's drill is very unsettleing
John wick kills people with pencils? meh, wolf kills super armored soldiers with a drill
Nobody:
@Joseph Hernandez: No more "nobody" jokes!
@Joseph Hernandez Oh that's how you wanna play? With insults? You're playing with fire here lad.
It’s cool
You may be badass, but you'll never be *drilling a Bulldozer's face badass!*
...and then the drill jams 5 seconds into drilling his face and it needs to be restarted
martin chak who sold us this drill? the cops!?
soschar2050 Just what we swedes do mate
lol love wolf, but this trailer alone makes me like dallas simply because of that dual wield drive by
***** that's also why Wolf is my favorite! This makes him an interesting threedimensional character.
Ok I am not going crazy, but I swear Wolf in the slow mo shot during the car chase looks like he suddenly gained 400 lbs...
8:03 [Dallas Has Downed]
I can't hear here any bains
Dallas Needs Help!
OHHH I'M DYING
1:28 when your alarm goes off after a good dream
When old Horton got the dollar and said he was rich, he looked like david tennant
+Sir Flareon hoxton sorry
***** lol
+Chris H horton breakout pls
+Lautaro Siles horton revenge plspls
hortinator
6:05 - assassin's creed and pd2 collaboration
its really sad this is better then some movies
What movies have you been watching? I've never seen anything that's as trash as the Payday stuff.
Zanster27 the visual effects are still worse
There's Spoils of War, SS Troopers, La France, the whole Taken series and many more... x)
well at least its great because they dont know how to make movies, they know how to make games. That's why
some? more likely most of movies
every few years i come back to watch this. still brings a tear to my eye with how good it is.