Payday 2: Hoxton Breakout Official Trailer

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  • Опубліковано 17 жов 2014
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  • @JackDuripper
    @JackDuripper 8 років тому +14432

    FAKE
    drill would have jammed twice while killing the dozer and have to be restarted

  • @lonelypotato520
    @lonelypotato520 9 років тому +756

    6:58
    No suspicious actions allowed in casing mode

  • @lynx2point071
    @lynx2point071 6 років тому +6204

    I remember when I played as hoxton in hoxton's breakout

    • @sphere4688
      @sphere4688 5 років тому +363

      It was a safehouse challenge, right? because that's why I did it

    • @hopingmeme1154
      @hopingmeme1154 5 років тому +422

      Hoxton Saves Hoxton :v

    • @doggoawesome4479
      @doggoawesome4479 5 років тому +78

      i did it too bc of sid job lol

    • @kyrieespayos2580
      @kyrieespayos2580 5 років тому +223

      Hoxton broke rule #2 of time travel never meet your past self

    • @CoremanitetheNeko
      @CoremanitetheNeko 5 років тому +113

      Yeah. Too bad there’s no achievement for it...
      ...on consoles...

  • @giuseppemoneta706
    @giuseppemoneta706 3 роки тому +1604

    It's been years, and still, I don't understand how the fuck did Hox manage to smuggle his mask and randomly just taking it after all that mess saying "I came prepared." what a legend.

    • @KikoTheOni
      @KikoTheOni 2 роки тому +11

      I know right?

    • @realmalphaofficial5966
      @realmalphaofficial5966 2 роки тому +86

      Prolly painting it while user the covers lol then hears the police rushing his friends and is like o shit and grabs the guns

    • @tzuRu
      @tzuRu 2 роки тому +148

      My theory is that the Prison he was in had some Activity where you could do some Art stuff or so(maybe)
      And Hox knew that he'd be broken out of the Prison so he smuggled it with him

    • @-Rens01
      @-Rens01 2 роки тому +55

      Arts and crafts in the prison

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 2 роки тому

      @@KikoTheOni you like your own comment cringe

  • @X-Rouge
    @X-Rouge 3 роки тому +805

    Hoxton to Dallas: "Dallas, follow me !"
    To Chains: "Hey Chains, come with me !"
    To Wolf: "Hoy Wolfy !"
    To Houston: "Hey Dickhead !"

  • @daryltan5342
    @daryltan5342 5 років тому +2814

    trailer- shooting police on a truck
    game- walking and shooting police on the road

    • @themangotjokes8539
      @themangotjokes8539 5 років тому +91

      I guess if that could be in the game will be more easy thats why we got to walk

    • @themangotjokes8539
      @themangotjokes8539 5 років тому +4

      Артём Дивинов yeah also this mision is the most harder in the game i played this on one down with a good build and i end the 2 day

    • @ragheedbahnam8055
      @ragheedbahnam8055 5 років тому +11

      @@themangotjokes8539 no that's goes to goat simulator almost no cover

    • @themangotjokes8539
      @themangotjokes8539 5 років тому +1

      Ragheed Bahnam but goat simulator is just a event not cannon

    • @ragheedbahnam8055
      @ragheedbahnam8055 5 років тому +7

      @@themangotjokes8539 yes it is Canon and you didn't say anything about canon

  • @bexxebu5913
    @bexxebu5913 3 роки тому +524

    1:27 He hit hoxton so hard the wall blew open.

    • @bagerbaykal
      @bagerbaykal 3 роки тому +22

      I cant unsee it now

    • @AbsoluteRatBastard
      @AbsoluteRatBastard 3 роки тому +15

      Bollywood movies, I guess

    • @scubasketch8879
      @scubasketch8879 2 роки тому +18

      Wolf just comes out very confused but rolls with it. Pretending that it’s part of the plan.

    • @JDarian2
      @JDarian2 2 роки тому +4

      He's on the caberknight grindset

    • @bexxebu5913
      @bexxebu5913 2 роки тому +3

      @@JDarian2 Well, there is the potato masher in Payday 2, so it is true.

  • @educkwithfedora8399
    @educkwithfedora8399 2 роки тому +156

    I love how in 9:45 Houston seems genuinely sad about losing his mask.

  • @xxxforniterxxx5682
    @xxxforniterxxx5682 5 років тому +1933

    All those swat guys are the grandfathers of the stormtroopers

    • @c0nn0r0hagan
      @c0nn0r0hagan 5 років тому +69

      XxxForniterxxX but star wars happens a long time ago in a galaxy far far away

    • @TKK-630
      @TKK-630 5 років тому +110

      @@c0nn0r0hagan so then the stormtroopers are their ancestors

    • @WontSmith
      @WontSmith 4 роки тому +34

      Descendants of stormtroopers*

    • @mr.solomons4975
      @mr.solomons4975 4 роки тому +72

      No it’s Just that everbody in the Gang got an Dodge Build

    • @briotron4206
      @briotron4206 4 роки тому +3

      @@c0nn0r0hagan but its somehow in the future

  • @sefavl9254
    @sefavl9254 4 роки тому +1846

    1:40
    Payday gang: *becomes the most dangerous gang ever
    Payday gang: *uses 2 machine guns and one shotgun to kill 1 guard

    • @chxdderfoxarchive9648
      @chxdderfoxarchive9648 4 роки тому +57

      *also payday gang

    • @IndigoTail
      @IndigoTail 4 роки тому +69

      I mean, I did waste a Molotov on a shield a few hours ago
      I have the lebensauger, sometimes you just gotta overkill them by tenfold

    • @Literallykishimoto
      @Literallykishimoto 4 роки тому +7

      Most noobs are like that

    • @alexrink6772
      @alexrink6772 4 роки тому +5

      And the guard didn’t even have Armour too🤣🤣🤣

    • @razor8704
      @razor8704 4 роки тому +18

      When you play on Death Sentence

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 4 роки тому +202

    7:56
    Scott Cawthon when funko leaked the merch

  • @Astralific
    @Astralific 3 роки тому +574

    8:00 when you accidentally equip your stealth load out on a loud heist

    • @theoneandonlyartyom
      @theoneandonlyartyom 2 роки тому +83

      >hop on a dsod heist
      >assume its stealth
      >its loud
      >pain

    • @axtchaos8719
      @axtchaos8719 2 роки тому +42

      When someone joins a shadow raid with their loud loadout.

    • @kaffii
      @kaffii 2 роки тому +12

      when the one guy decides to do loud while everyone else is using stealth

    • @febethelastone1084
      @febethelastone1084 2 роки тому +5

      i equipped a loud loadout on a stealth heist, (good thing i use suppressors for all of my loud loadouts.)

    • @thatoneleaf9895
      @thatoneleaf9895 2 роки тому +5

      @@febethelastone1084 suppressors are actually better for loud heists if your running a dodge build so you have to have minimal armor and concealment, so suppressors help because i remember a video by some youtuber (don't remember but i'll edit this comment saying who) that made a in-depth explanation of how Cop Targeting works and if you shoot a gun without a suppressor they will increase your priority level by 1 i think
      Edit:
      Video: "Payday 2: How Do Cops Know Who To Shoot?" by TheKknowley

  • @Nate4Life01
    @Nate4Life01 8 років тому +558

    no one in the history of payday has struggled this hard at the very fucking beginning of hoxton breakout

    • @crispyzero7738
      @crispyzero7738 8 років тому +8

      ya usly whn i play this th guards are down in 1 sec

    • @farmerspaceboy2251
      @farmerspaceboy2251 8 років тому +1

      +Heath Productions the benifets of revolvers

    • @Fadedgogeta
      @Fadedgogeta 7 років тому

      Weak cops m8

    • @ZeroYame
      @ZeroYame 7 років тому +4

      especially if is on deathwish+pro
      turret in the beggining? game over

    • @gastergamer510
      @gastergamer510 7 років тому

      cause of the slow ass truck

  • @filmandfirearms
    @filmandfirearms 8 років тому +708

    I love how in this, bain barely says anything but in the heist, he never shuts up

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 7 років тому +2

      even though payday has those anyway

    • @SonjaTheDork
      @SonjaTheDork 7 років тому +17

      +2012sandokan || I honestly prefer the Metroid mentality. 'Here's where you should be heading, find your own fucking route.'

    • @ogsupremecream8786
      @ogsupremecream8786 7 років тому +2

      sometimes I try to stop communication with Bain because he talks to much

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 7 років тому +5

      does anyone else feel like shooting bain so he finally shuts up

    • @Iceman-XO
      @Iceman-XO 7 років тому

      Meerkat More I hate how in Framing Frame 3rd day he's like you're making me look really really smart

  • @deadshot_daquiri_remastered
    @deadshot_daquiri_remastered Рік тому +357

    Best part is when hoxton said "it's payday fellas" paydayed all over the place
    Truly one of the paydays of all time

    • @JuanCruz-jq9md
      @JuanCruz-jq9md 9 місяців тому +3

      Its payday time

    • @Vinnare
      @Vinnare 9 місяців тому +1

      Almost as good as when the dentist said "I need my Payday 2" and paydayed all over dallas

    • @i-am-a_person8598
      @i-am-a_person8598 9 місяців тому

      The only thing that could even attempt to top this is when Jacket said: “it’s time to payday” then paydayed all over the commissar

  • @yumeretta
    @yumeretta 4 роки тому +285

    0:00 - 5:43 High budget and well shot short film
    5:45 Someone killed too many civs but had to buy a new camera

  • @Derpy_Aura
    @Derpy_Aura 5 років тому +2381

    1:15
    When you find $5 on the ground in public

    • @BensaRacing
      @BensaRacing 5 років тому +18

      LOL!

    • @fastracer2980
      @fastracer2980 5 років тому +45

      It’s $1 so it would be when you find $1 on the ground in public
      Just letting you know

    • @sneezindoggo6528
      @sneezindoggo6528 4 роки тому +4

      Cosfloud Leighton O, mai

    • @Charsoul41
      @Charsoul41 4 роки тому +3

      is 1$ xd

    • @CSW994
      @CSW994 4 роки тому +16

      *LOOK AT THIS, IM RIICH*

  • @TekSolstice
    @TekSolstice 9 років тому +9095

    Would anyone be willing to sign a petition for a Payday 2 full length movie?

    • @ALHGaming12
      @ALHGaming12 9 років тому +132

      John Wick

    • @TekSolstice
      @TekSolstice 9 років тому +199

      I thought he'd sign it.. He seems like a nice gu- *He hits me in the face with a bat*

    • @TekSolstice
      @TekSolstice 9 років тому +7

      AJU%HYTGR>ET

    • @armyman-ig7qs
      @armyman-ig7qs 9 років тому +3

      I agree

    • @FluffArchives
      @FluffArchives 9 років тому +13

      Yes I will

  • @zenmode3125
    @zenmode3125 4 роки тому +142

    I love how Wolf is being a maniac drilling the Bulldozer and dallas is like "ffs not again", he's just so tired of this shit lmfao

    • @tye-wynd5218
      @tye-wynd5218 Рік тому +8

      This implies drilling a zealdozer through its eyeholes is a regularly used strategy for wolf killing zealdozerd

  • @h4m899
    @h4m899 3 роки тому +1389

    Me: *Hears a sound when I am home alone*
    Me entering to kitchen to see whats up: 7:56
    The Robber: 7:59

    • @CRAZY-M6641
      @CRAZY-M6641 3 роки тому +17

      Underrated comment
      It's so true as well xD

    • @simplynormallyhuman4055
      @simplynormallyhuman4055 3 роки тому +38

      Yep I remember doing that when I was younger with my nerf shotgun

    • @uyhyy16
      @uyhyy16 3 роки тому +2

      xd

    • @nrbh2078
      @nrbh2078 3 роки тому +30

      American people be like:

    • @strangerontheinternet7358
      @strangerontheinternet7358 3 роки тому +31

      I too wear hundreds of pounds of thick kevlar wielding a powerful ass shotgun

  • @morelikek-poop1272
    @morelikek-poop1272 6 років тому +1064

    10:03
    Hox- *whistles*
    Houston- "fuckin twat"
    Hox- *whistles louder*

    • @alrecks619
      @alrecks619 5 років тому +73

      2:45
      houston - *looks at hox*
      hox - had to be you...
      houston - *turns away*
      hox - hey! i'm talking to you! you fuckin' twat!

    • @coringaanonymo4611
      @coringaanonymo4611 5 років тому +3

      Fuckin Gorsh, name of music???

    • @ebutuoytikcus4352
      @ebutuoytikcus4352 5 років тому +4

      Payday 2 Official Soundtrack - #31 The Gauntlet

    • @warbossgloppygit1545
      @warbossgloppygit1545 5 років тому +5

      He said twot btw not twat the difference is twot is british slag for total waste of time and houston was basiclly saying breaking him out was a twot aka TOTAL WASTE OF TIME

    • @cthulublade5223
      @cthulublade5223 5 років тому +3

      DID YOU MISS ME YA WANKERS?! HAHAHAHAHA!

  • @Caramel-ff2iu
    @Caramel-ff2iu 7 років тому +485

    1:14 when you found a dollar at school

    • @Alexander-eg8fy
      @Alexander-eg8fy 7 років тому +6

      I once found 20 eouros at School and my friend was like thats someones Money give it to our teacher so i gave it idk if it found it's owner

    • @cameronsager1888
      @cameronsager1888 7 років тому +10

      Leet Speaker u should of kept the cash and tell ur friend "finders , keepers"

    • @Alexander-eg8fy
      @Alexander-eg8fy 7 років тому +1

      I know.

    • @sgtkryp3748
      @sgtkryp3748 7 років тому +1

      Caramel2828 Made my Day xD

    • @verquanmayes6830
      @verquanmayes6830 7 років тому +2

      Caramel2828 I

  • @pekonaattori1106
    @pekonaattori1106 4 роки тому +211

    9:12 Dozer : Delete my history! Delete my history! Pleas... [brutal sounds]

  • @Guine523
    @Guine523 3 роки тому +262

    7:56 Gun owners when they hear someone break their window at 2 AM

  • @johnyjohnson366
    @johnyjohnson366 5 років тому +3512

    hoxton: give me a gun!
    everyone: *guves no gun*
    5 minutes later
    hoxton: *emerges from tarp with a bootleg rifle and amcar*

    • @arfanmalikaryaandika7484
      @arfanmalikaryaandika7484 4 роки тому +59

      Maybe there a gun nearby on him, thats why he have guns

    • @philw.4749
      @philw.4749 4 роки тому +27

      That is called magic

    • @Scorpian-oi4xp
      @Scorpian-oi4xp 4 роки тому +23

      why would he use an amcar of all things

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess 4 роки тому +20

      Just found some in the truck.

    • @magg5155
      @magg5155 4 роки тому +35

      Johny Johnson he must have bought they sydney pack

  • @fryanne9750
    @fryanne9750 7 років тому +2165

    They didn't answer the pager
    That's the reason
    Why they have to escape

    • @preddyboi3467
      @preddyboi3467 7 років тому +135

      or they didnt get expert driver...

    • @axe4dragon88
      @axe4dragon88 7 років тому +10

      Fryanne it does not matter because they would hear the gun shots and explosions and there are security cameras

    • @Ryanmiaku
      @Ryanmiaku 7 років тому +54

      Except Hoxton Breakout is Loud Only.

    • @Yuki_Suoh
      @Yuki_Suoh 7 років тому +23

      Nope. Everyone in the building heard an explosion.

    • @thomasbaird7004
      @thomasbaird7004 7 років тому +17

      ecm rush

  • @disgal6235
    @disgal6235 4 роки тому +536

    10:11
    Class clowns after quarentine

  • @potatoeyboi
    @potatoeyboi 4 роки тому +208

    2:30 expected him to shout “I need a medic bag!”

    • @beh256
      @beh256 3 роки тому

      Me to

    • @prigadiri
      @prigadiri 3 роки тому +5

      this is hoxton, not dallas

    • @subira8518
      @subira8518 3 роки тому +2

      Every heister needs a medic bag

  • @bitronic6706
    @bitronic6706 4 роки тому +2929

    2:59
    it's been years, and i still think this is one of the coolest kills made in any short film

    • @alexrink6772
      @alexrink6772 4 роки тому +211

      Nah 9:10

    • @Ahmadkhadr.
      @Ahmadkhadr. 3 роки тому +336

      @@alexrink6772 That's not a cool kill that's just wolf being a maniac like always..

    • @alexrink6772
      @alexrink6772 3 роки тому +32

      Ahmadkhadr I think it’s cool

    • @postery5029
      @postery5029 3 роки тому +79

      @@alexrink6772 its not cool its fukin brutal af

    • @Marius.T.H
      @Marius.T.H 3 роки тому +12

      Posterdose excactly

  • @sarahpace6000
    @sarahpace6000 5 років тому +1510

    3:11
    The alarm wouldn't have went off if they answered the pagers, smh.

  • @nicolo6858
    @nicolo6858 4 роки тому +404

    7:48
    Wolf: O O F

  • @senpapichulothe3rd629
    @senpapichulothe3rd629 4 роки тому +111

    4:15 what kids see Durning nerf wars

  • @trevoranderson7182
    @trevoranderson7182 8 років тому +507

    7:47 Sure, just like any good dozer, he, instead of actually helping his fellow officers in combat with his seemingly invincible armor, he decides to camp in the security office with meaty gloves that cant actually manipulate the controls.

    • @2PacPRNDL
      @2PacPRNDL 8 років тому +1

      lololololol

    • @mothermushroom_
      @mothermushroom_ 8 років тому +37

      BIG MEATY CLAWS

    • @trevoranderson7182
      @trevoranderson7182 8 років тому +21

      Godhead Well, if you closely examine his world model, the bulldozer basically wears giant kevlar mittens. The only thing thats different is his trigger finger is separate, so its like a mitten for your three fingers, but a glove for your thumb and trigger. Though, claws WOULD definitely explain why his melee damage is so powerful for just some glorified winter mittens...

    • @animeisgay1729
      @animeisgay1729 8 років тому +1

      👉👌

    • @goultordu
      @goultordu 8 років тому +24

      +Trevor Anderson In case of surprise emergency a dozer is posted at every parking to make sure no gang can escape through without paying their own tickets, it's well known in my country, maybe you just weren't aware of such habits. >.>

  • @justcallmemilk5295
    @justcallmemilk5295 7 років тому +418

    With a lightweight ballistic vest half of those stair jumps should have downed Dallas

    • @CipherUmbra
      @CipherUmbra 7 років тому +34

      Not with Crook.

    • @petrusion2827
      @petrusion2827 7 років тому

      LOL

    • @elliebrooke3987
      @elliebrooke3987 7 років тому +12

      Vectis Prime he can't have crook, that's hoxtons perk deck, and he hasn't finished hoxton breakout

    • @petrusion2827
      @petrusion2827 7 років тому +17

      Eddie Bingham Maybe he's replaying it

    • @Yuki_Suoh
      @Yuki_Suoh 7 років тому +5

      +Just Petrusion
      There's no such thing as replaying in Payday 3 with realistic graphics.

  • @beknown63
    @beknown63 3 роки тому +178

    Me and the boys: heading out in public during COVID
    That one guy: 9:39

  • @gUwUld
    @gUwUld 3 роки тому +98

    Can we talk about how Houston doesnt wanna actually lose the mask. 9:52 so hoxton accepts it

    • @vaasmontenegro9299
      @vaasmontenegro9299 2 роки тому +27

      Knowing hox he probably just wanted a excuse to show his mask of

    • @foxans1919
      @foxans1919 Рік тому

      Well Houston is canonically mildly autistic, so that actually makes sense

    • @onedaxster
      @onedaxster Рік тому +4

      I think Hox was looking at Houston as he said that to fuck with him, hence Houston calling him "fucking twat"

  • @just-prime
    @just-prime 4 роки тому +785

    Can we appreciate how dedicated Houston is? Like he literally took a bullet for Chains, I mean sure he had a bulletproof vest but he still took the bullet

    • @tvgaming2132
      @tvgaming2132 3 роки тому +54

      Top ten reasons why Houston is good

    • @frostburn7767
      @frostburn7767 3 роки тому +33

      @@tvgaming2132 1:no
      2:no
      3:no
      4:no
      5:no
      6:no
      7:no
      8:no
      9:no
      10:no

    • @reboomer8369
      @reboomer8369 3 роки тому +94

      @@frostburn7767 1: Don't act *DUMB*
      2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10: Repeat 1

    • @alybadry203
      @alybadry203 2 роки тому +35

      seeing as it was a lightweight ballistic vest , he probably cracked a rib or 2 if not broken

    • @Goober_80
      @Goober_80 2 роки тому +18

      Also how dedicated wolf was to take on a bulldozer with a drill

  • @aidancuredale9387
    @aidancuredale9387 8 років тому +2711

    They should make a Payday movie

    • @sergentoddball3617
      @sergentoddball3617 8 років тому +61

      there is a cool webserie

    • @viriditybear7316
      @viriditybear7316 8 років тому +30

      They actually should

    • @justtoletyahknow1
      @justtoletyahknow1 8 років тому +21

      Or you could watch the movie HEAT which payday is based off of.
      and no. i'm not talking about the buddy cop movie "The heat" i'm talking about the heist movie HEAT
      where they rob an armored vehicle.
      Kinda like the Armored Transport Heists on PAYDAY 2.

    • @af8149
      @af8149 7 років тому +8

      +justtoletyahknow1 On the final heist in HEAT one of the guys say the same lines Dallas says in First World Bank in the Web Series.. Payday is partly based on HEAT

    • @justtoletyahknow1
      @justtoletyahknow1 7 років тому +5

      ItzAlfred_ Party based on HEAT sure.
      it's inspired by a lot of heist movies. not just one, but a whole lot.

  • @maksimevtifeev3184
    @maksimevtifeev3184 4 роки тому +259

    7:42 When youre skipping class and run into a teacher

    • @sandszed
      @sandszed 4 роки тому +13

      ...With your friend

    • @kenziethecat7805
      @kenziethecat7805 2 роки тому

      then she gets brutally murdered with a spinning pencil

    • @ThePestProblem
      @ThePestProblem 2 роки тому

      Ah, must be an American school.

    • @apchistuz
      @apchistuz Рік тому

      @@ThePestProblem In Texas/Florida

  • @mcbroomkim
    @mcbroomkim 3 роки тому +167

    9:11 I still to this day think this is the most brutal kill in any short film

    • @dimitrifedorov6851
      @dimitrifedorov6851 3 роки тому +4

      I think it should show more

    • @xstatical5406
      @xstatical5406 3 роки тому +5

      To the eye into the brain nice

    • @TheONLYFeli0
      @TheONLYFeli0 2 роки тому +1

      @@dimitrifedorov6851 psychopath

    • @dimitrifedorov6851
      @dimitrifedorov6851 2 роки тому +5

      @@TheONLYFeli0 Everyone calls me that but I’m not. Maybe somewhat of a sadist however that’s because I love gore, some may even find it more weirder and suspect I’m attracted to a psychopath at the moment however they’re very kind to the ones they love. Please don’t call me a psychopath, I’d like if you didn’t call me that okay?

    • @spachino7351
      @spachino7351 2 роки тому +4

      @@dimitrifedorov6851 sociopath

  • @razvanbrazdau4313
    @razvanbrazdau4313 7 років тому +1840

    Bain was really quiet in this heist.

    • @joejoethepigeon2628
      @joejoethepigeon2628 6 років тому +43

      Indeed

    • @kirillmarine5157
      @kirillmarine5157 6 років тому +37

      Best heist

    • @FinnishGuy47
      @FinnishGuy47 6 років тому +162

      *Blep* "Wolf is now on police custody!" *Blep*

    • @M_Alistair
      @M_Alistair 6 років тому +115

      Except when he complained about his seven bucks at the parking garage

    • @Gmagooo
      @Gmagooo 6 років тому +42

      Also the driver..
      [Yelling] TOOK YA LONG ENOUGH! LETS GO

  • @ya436
    @ya436 6 років тому +718

    9:11
    Heister Tip: #37/99
    Wolf is not a healthy human being.

  • @redacted8694
    @redacted8694 4 роки тому +86

    8:03 AHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG

    • @IbanezDom
      @IbanezDom 3 роки тому +4

      IM DYINNNNNG

    • @nahhhidwin
      @nahhhidwin 3 роки тому +2

      He was trying to say that but had no air

  • @ballsticseal
    @ballsticseal 2 роки тому +376

    2:15 is easily the best shot kill I've ever seen in a film.
    I adore how creative the payday series is

    • @dxized1
      @dxized1 2 роки тому +20

      it’s dope how wolf just walks close to him like a horror movie

    • @ballsticseal
      @ballsticseal Рік тому +1

      @@nobody9107 bro whats with the slurs? i just said i liked a shot in a short film

    • @ballsticseal
      @ballsticseal Рік тому +1

      @@nobody9107 that "delusion" is backed up by actual science my guy

    • @ballsticseal
      @ballsticseal Рік тому +1

      @@nobody9107 ok lol

    • @alexmadness19
      @alexmadness19 5 місяців тому

      @@dxized1wolf is just a damn horror movie.

  • @naprunner7372
    @naprunner7372 5 років тому +740

    4:04 first time in my life that i hear Wolf saying "HOUSTON"

    • @Jagerbombb
      @Jagerbombb 4 роки тому +45

      Nap Runner its a rare occurrence that is magical to see

    • @k0n4_m4r
      @k0n4_m4r 4 роки тому +11

      Post hoxton breakout update: *houston here, houston there, houston up your A-*

    • @praiseghetou
      @praiseghetou 4 роки тому +22

      Wolf : HOUSTON
      Hoxton : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
      that's what i heard

    • @tornadoblast
      @tornadoblast 4 роки тому +6

      @@Jagerbombb HOUSTON *HAS A PROBLEM*

    • @Jagerbombb
      @Jagerbombb 4 роки тому +1

      Tornado Blast hahahaha
      The one thing that he has shouted at him everyday

  • @soiios938
    @soiios938 7 років тому +1790

    9:11 Wolf cheated by using a invalid gun or gun mod

    • @yeezylol2108
      @yeezylol2108 7 років тому +101

      Wolf did 9/11 :0

    • @soiios938
      @soiios938 7 років тому +5

      LKZ Viper oh shit

    • @erikstaud8533
      @erikstaud8533 7 років тому +16

      why? he had that "drill" to make hole to wall

    • @soiios938
      @soiios938 7 років тому +9

      Erik Štaud Wolf cheated by using a drill as weapon

    • @aeroraro3857
      @aeroraro3857 7 років тому +20

      Omg 9:11 terrorist attack

  • @duska4008
    @duska4008 4 роки тому +692

    Mom: son you need to go dentist
    Me: ok
    Dentist: open your mouth its not gonna hurt
    Also dentist: 9:11

  • @MagyarGaben
    @MagyarGaben 3 роки тому +22

    9:42 - 2020 summed up in one sentence

  • @abusivebucket2338
    @abusivebucket2338 4 роки тому +445

    3:25 when you hear a tiny squeak in when you’re home alone

    • @auburnSoT
      @auburnSoT 4 роки тому

      True

    • @MelRosewood
      @MelRosewood 4 роки тому +8

      i don't know why, but this is fucking comedy gold

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 3 роки тому

      @@MelRosewood humoooorrr

    • @M0urning_D0v3
      @M0urning_D0v3 3 роки тому +4

      Dude I just choked on my drink from this, good one lmao

    • @animooredpanda7097
      @animooredpanda7097 3 роки тому +2

      The fact his gun and him holding the bag is in view, makes all the more better. Hears a noise after I watch a scary movie, Im like him
      "FUCK THIS SHIT"

  • @sebasrodriguez8605
    @sebasrodriguez8605 5 років тому +414

    4:56 Confirmed: the civilian used the cash for the hospital bill

    • @skankhunt-bj5lf
      @skankhunt-bj5lf 4 роки тому +54

      Big Bank Heist Trailer?
      "At The End Dallas Throw Him Some Cash And He Fell Off The Building Just To Get That Cash"
      That Confirmed That He Didn't Die!

    • @nathandrake8873
      @nathandrake8873 4 роки тому +6

      i saw him and i checked the comments if anyone noticed it with me

    • @randomjtf2op
      @randomjtf2op 4 роки тому +8

      hes name is bob aka bubblehead bob

    • @Literallykishimoto
      @Literallykishimoto 4 роки тому +1

      That the financier for they're offshore account

    • @gamechanginggamers5388
      @gamechanginggamers5388 4 роки тому

      Sebas Rodriguez poor guy

  • @Doomern
    @Doomern 3 роки тому +63

    7:55 me getting outta my room at the weekend, when my little brother wakes me up before 1:00 PM

  • @_galacticfates
    @_galacticfates 3 роки тому +191

    For such a goofy game as payday 2 is, it's incredible how this short film still gives me goosebumps every time I watch it

  • @flokus1814
    @flokus1814 4 роки тому +657

    10:11 Me at school on Tuesday after not going on Monday

    • @AmpereSevere
      @AmpereSevere 4 роки тому +46

      Didya miss me, ya wankers?!

    • @MelRosewood
      @MelRosewood 4 роки тому +10

      don't know why, but this is fucking comedy gold

    • @therobotfish6715
      @therobotfish6715 4 роки тому +26

      One time I missed a whole week of school and when I came back the next week I said
      Hi

    • @CabbageChad25
      @CabbageChad25 3 роки тому +2

      Relatable rn has I can't walk cuz I had surgery and I might come in Tuesday

    • @lordneo9910
      @lordneo9910 2 роки тому +1

      Was suspended for two weeks in my junior year, always played this game through out my high school days now I’m graduated with a job and still playing this game. Donacdum and stay in school and it will be payday fellas

  • @ZanguSwe
    @ZanguSwe 5 років тому +324

    *"Did ya miss me, ya wankers?!"* Still one of the best lines

  • @denverbeek
    @denverbeek 3 роки тому +92

    I need a PAYDAY movie...
    And also A MEDIC BAAAAG

  • @Stone016
    @Stone016 3 роки тому +17

    8:58 ah yes I am an expert in camera placement

  • @esco5593
    @esco5593 6 років тому +1058

    1:06 - [NO SUSPICIOUS ACTIONS ALLOWED IN CASING MODE]

    • @jasonvoorhees4236
      @jasonvoorhees4236 6 років тому +4

      SchwiftedBear XD

    • @LoneWandererCollin
      @LoneWandererCollin 6 років тому +1

      Jason Voorhees YUP

    • @bigmichaeljack3851
      @bigmichaeljack3851 6 років тому +13

      Nah civi mode witch you get in the golden grin as hoxton dose t have guns on him neither do you with the stealth entrance in golden grin as you have to find a guitar case with your mask and guns in it

    • @dominictejada3416
      @dominictejada3416 6 років тому +6

      I hate during hiests you try run and it does that

    • @gamercircuit7643
      @gamercircuit7643 6 років тому +23

      [COPS SAW SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY AND CALLED THE POLICE]

  • @simohayha1359
    @simohayha1359 4 роки тому +670

    1:15 when you get 1 dollar in your spending cash and 9.99 mil in offshore

    • @atr0cxty943
      @atr0cxty943 3 роки тому +6

      Blubberblase 10 jesus, I only have 3 mil in offshore, probably because I started a month ago

    • @atr0cxty943
      @atr0cxty943 3 роки тому

      Luke F oh no

    • @adamfwn
      @adamfwn 3 роки тому +3

      @@atr0cxty943 play crimespree I got 1 billion in a day

    • @barret_m4064
      @barret_m4064 3 роки тому

      @@atr0cxty943 month ago? Mate ive played for a week and already infamy damnn

    • @atr0cxty943
      @atr0cxty943 3 роки тому +1

      @@barret_m4064 you’re probably good so meh, I don’t take games seriously lol.

  • @idkanymorelol46
    @idkanymorelol46 4 роки тому +76

    1:15 when mom lets you keep the change

  • @WinterPhoenix
    @WinterPhoenix 3 роки тому +35

    1:28 when your alarm goes off after a good dream

  • @zwanberg6674
    @zwanberg6674 8 років тому +431

    Wolf logic:
    Can't handle 2 regular SWAT soldiers.
    Can deal with a fucking dozer.

  • @ReddKraken
    @ReddKraken 7 років тому +481

    Imagine if they didn't blow up the wall in time and he got beaten with batons 100/10 best intro

  • @JM-yp4wg
    @JM-yp4wg 3 роки тому +70

    Anyone here in 2020?
    If so, _It’s payday fellas!_

    • @tristangovier4877
      @tristangovier4877 3 роки тому +3

      I said its fookin payday mother--

    • @frostburn7767
      @frostburn7767 3 роки тому +3

      @@tristangovier4877 hey those are my lines

    • @tristangovier4877
      @tristangovier4877 3 роки тому +3

      ​@@frostburn7767 My bad... my bad. Go ahead.

    • @AronSzabo123
      @AronSzabo123 3 роки тому

      Wait a minute....

    • @suzannaoros7675
      @suzannaoros7675 3 роки тому

      @@frostburn7767 bruuh you rob banks and you end up in jail. That shows you are a bad heister

  • @CrisRonaldo77
    @CrisRonaldo77 4 роки тому +48

    6:37 wolf breakout xd

  • @alpinefreez1677
    @alpinefreez1677 4 роки тому +233

    3:58 lmao the comic sans sushi sign

  • @XxInfinityxXTimer
    @XxInfinityxXTimer 5 років тому +599

    3:00
    DALLAS got that 300 IQ

    • @Tundraic
      @Tundraic 4 роки тому +19

      He watched Rick and Morty ::DDDDDDDDDDDDDD I AM THE ABSOLUTE PINNACLE OF COMEDY

    • @koifish528
      @koifish528 4 роки тому +19

      Tundra Jones haha rick and morty joke hilarious i’m laughing so hard right now i can’t breathe right now i’m literally dead right now

    • @jessingtons-6589
      @jessingtons-6589 4 роки тому +1

      EcksDee yor not ded u couldt typ dumbas.

    • @user-cz6tj1by3n
      @user-cz6tj1by3n 4 роки тому +10

      @@jessingtons-6589 i really hope this is a joke

    • @geovannasalinovich
      @geovannasalinovich 3 роки тому +1

      He got the 500 iq

  • @blixx3272
    @blixx3272 4 роки тому +25

    they spent more time killing the first guard than any other enemy here

  • @MatthewHodges
    @MatthewHodges 4 роки тому +57

    Therapist: So, what happened?
    Wolf: I stuck a drill in a bulldozer's head...

    • @stareintoabyss
      @stareintoabyss 4 роки тому +1

      Hahahahah that was good

    • @Kritikal68
      @Kritikal68 3 роки тому +7

      In my opinion it should’ve been a dam cloaker

    • @Dr.Gaming98
      @Dr.Gaming98 3 роки тому +1

      Are you referring to how Hoxton will sometimes say “Wolf, what you did to that bulldozer back there was a little... I think you need help.” While he’s in the truck?

    • @kickasspeanuts
      @kickasspeanuts 3 роки тому +1

      Therapist: 'note to self, make therapist appointment after this'

    • @Sun_Disciple456
      @Sun_Disciple456 3 роки тому +1

      Therapist: really?
      Wolf: yea and it was beautiful

  • @Gamberbro237
    @Gamberbro237 9 років тому +805

    Totally unrealistic, the drill should have jammed halfway through.

    • @Gamberbro237
      @Gamberbro237 9 років тому +61

      *****
      Or better yet, "Guys, the thermal drill... go get it!"

    • @sealogic4552
      @sealogic4552 9 років тому +24

      Correction: the drill would've jammed when they hit the start buttin

    • @ialeg3710
      @ialeg3710 9 років тому +4

      The Exile You mean every quarter of the way..."through"?

    • @Negative2g
      @Negative2g 9 років тому +7

      nah i think you meant a hundredth of the way

    • @chermeger7050
      @chermeger7050 9 років тому +4

      Do you know how the actual game works

  • @AltairPI
    @AltairPI 7 років тому +1498

    I said it's fucking payday motherfu... The best XD

    • @jaaerbn
      @jaaerbn 7 років тому +36

      Did ya miss me ya wankers!!!

    • @wyattthewallaby7018
      @wyattthewallaby7018 7 років тому +2

      Icivilization yeah fucking Houston with the c4

    • @dallas8464
      @dallas8464 7 років тому +4

      Houston forgot how to use the C4 and I had to show him

    • @AltairPI
      @AltairPI 7 років тому

      Dallas What can you say about this new guy, Scarface?

    • @josephg1125
      @josephg1125 7 років тому

      hes a nublet

  • @r0ckbass
    @r0ckbass Рік тому +26

    every few years i come back to watch this. still brings a tear to my eye with how good it is.

  • @m.c.loovin23701
    @m.c.loovin23701 3 роки тому +10

    3:31
    POV: You and your friends bought shares of Gamestop and are now the most wanted by FBI.

  • @uppo9301
    @uppo9301 7 років тому +827

    That dozer screaming as he got drilled made my stomach turn holy fuck.

    • @JustinRuta
      @JustinRuta 7 років тому +90

      ʇıuɯɐp poƃ same, but then I remembered... if fucking hate dozers

    • @bc_dave
      @bc_dave 7 років тому +17

      Wolf Physcotic Guns Blazing Yeah I'm Sure People Are Gonna Miss Him

    • @caesarjeremya3966
      @caesarjeremya3966 7 років тому +21

      ʇıuɯɐp poƃ wolf get vac steam banned

    • @caesarjeremya3966
      @caesarjeremya3966 7 років тому +10

      ʇıuɯɐp poƃ is hack drill

    • @aust2354
      @aust2354 7 років тому +2

      ???

  • @SCP--dt2hf
    @SCP--dt2hf 5 років тому +162

    7:48 I N E E D A M E D I C B A G

    • @palomarechoncha369
      @palomarechoncha369 4 роки тому +4

      Scp 096 spoted bringing to the chamber center

    • @reboomer8369
      @reboomer8369 3 роки тому

      I mean I know this is quoting Dallas but Wolf does actually scream his ass off for one

  • @danjal69
    @danjal69 3 роки тому +15

    8:37 The dentist when my mom leaves:

  • @suzannaoros7675
    @suzannaoros7675 3 роки тому +7

    2:31 When a cloaker knocks you down right when 1 meter away from the truck and you're the only one left, because everyone else died.

    • @superbsoap
      @superbsoap 2 роки тому

      I do have a funny story about getting knocked down by a cloaker near the end of a heist. I was doing my very first super hard heist and I got the last bag and was heading over to the truck, I could only be downed one more time before I was in custody (I had no hostages left). I drop the bag off then I hear the sound of a cloaker and he knocked me down. Then he was about to kill me but Dallas came up and shot him in the head, I was able to escape and my first very hard mission went well.

  • @jacobshell
    @jacobshell 5 років тому +192

    4:20 I could listen to that shotgun reload all day

  • @laugddepzi664
    @laugddepzi664 8 років тому +295

    1 dolar, im rich motherfuckers!!!!! with this i can pay my custody

    • @adammartin880
      @adammartin880 8 років тому +18

      1:27
      Prisoner killed!
      Deducting $1 in cleaner costs

    • @dodolicht4027
      @dodolicht4027 8 років тому

      +Adam Martin xD

    • @animeisgay1729
      @animeisgay1729 8 років тому

      +Adam Martin bo3 it was a guard tho 😐

    • @OmicronWeaponry
      @OmicronWeaponry 8 років тому

      +Dodo Licht i have The same dog (Malta terrier)

    • @OmicronWeaponry
      @OmicronWeaponry 8 років тому

      +Dodo Licht *Malta terriese

  • @kylanrushing8830
    @kylanrushing8830 3 роки тому +27

    7:24 when my dad finds out I got a 70 on my report card

  • @KingDuckGuy
    @KingDuckGuy 4 роки тому +54

    I still love this heist. Fantastic exp rewards and you can do it solo. My favorite part is the fbi one, so many kills.

  • @SimonPetrikov12
    @SimonPetrikov12 8 років тому +293

    Surprised that Wolf's drill didn't break down right before the important part.

    • @Nila9579
      @Nila9579 8 років тому +8

      I'm surprised it didn't break down as he drilled the guys eye

    • @maxbladen2536
      @maxbladen2536 8 років тому +4

      "fuck that broke piece of shit drill"

    • @vida_g4meradonixtro551
      @vida_g4meradonixtro551 8 років тому +1

      HEY MY DRILLS are not as bad as fuck

    • @FolkoMagipaw
      @FolkoMagipaw 8 років тому +1

      +Vida_g4mer So.... Wolf.... where's Hoxton?

    • @deadprank947
      @deadprank947 8 років тому +1

      +folko prisoner is hoxton

  • @Vattsu
    @Vattsu 9 років тому +385

    Please make the technician able to drill a bulldozer!

    • @ShittusThinkus
      @ShittusThinkus 9 років тому +5

      Cracking their skulls with a saw is already ingame...

    • @Vattsu
      @Vattsu 9 років тому +10

      Lobo The Main Man I said technician not enforcer

    • @aa-pc4gv
      @aa-pc4gv 9 років тому +178

      wat are u thinking the drill will get stuck in the middle and then ul need to ristart it

    • @ShittusThinkus
      @ShittusThinkus 9 років тому +78

      "Who sold us the drill? The cops?"

    • @aa-pc4gv
      @aa-pc4gv 9 років тому +17

      still wolf is a hacker drills a bulldozers skull and drill didnt jam that is hacks

  • @atouhoufan607
    @atouhoufan607 3 роки тому +4

    Here is a quote from the heister
    "look at this I am rich"

  • @epicjohn911
    @epicjohn911 3 роки тому +8

    Some of the The most iconic sounds

  • @PHNX-pz9cq
    @PHNX-pz9cq 7 років тому +595

    I like it how the guns have no recoil

    • @qFamop
      @qFamop 7 років тому +113

      PH03N1X and 0 accuracy apparently

    • @misiek5874
      @misiek5874 7 років тому

      qFamop ` c

    • @ArduinFurry
      @ArduinFurry 7 років тому +13

      PH03N1X and some of the guns weren't even in the game at this point

    • @ltugamingzgrowtopia8255
      @ltugamingzgrowtopia8255 7 років тому

      PH03N1X some of them had recoil

    • @allenmcqueen337
      @allenmcqueen337 7 років тому +36

      logic is fucked on that one.

  • @cultured_a.i
    @cultured_a.i 4 роки тому +404

    5:53
    Look at that recoil and stability....

    • @johnnyg4mer764
      @johnnyg4mer764 4 роки тому +27

      Shows they're trained.

    • @SASGuy-gv8cl
      @SASGuy-gv8cl 4 роки тому +62

      Look at that accuracy, dallas unloaded full mag but he hit the guard with 3 last shots.

    • @johnnyg4mer764
      @johnnyg4mer764 4 роки тому +6

      Very cool, Overkill.

    • @bulldozer281
      @bulldozer281 4 роки тому +12

      Dallas is either well trained or hacking

    • @cottoneyejoe8285
      @cottoneyejoe8285 3 роки тому +29

      Overkill: Shake the gun to make it look like your shooting. We'll add the rest in post-prod.
      Dallas:

  • @rac_sebs
    @rac_sebs 3 роки тому +12

    i remember from the loading screen
    "Dallas spends a fortune in suits"
    Of course, you cant go to a bank with the same suit that you used in the last robery, that isnt chad!

  • @Iguoulasse
    @Iguoulasse 2 роки тому +3

    8:33 That acting omg super cool

  • @Ch4pp13
    @Ch4pp13 7 років тому +165

    only the devs behind Payday 2 will make a live action video for hyping up an update.
    and they're goddamn beautiful.

  • @brolyonsome3963
    @brolyonsome3963 5 років тому +341

    7:21
    Imagine if this was just Houston blasting Hoxton LMFAO.

  • @antiquedaisies06
    @antiquedaisies06 3 роки тому +23

    Damn, they are all running one hell of a dodge build

  • @FMJ1400
    @FMJ1400 4 роки тому +16

    Everything leading up to this moment was perfection, and a sign of the Payday community, now I look back and smile.

  • @CaptainFoxer
    @CaptainFoxer 9 років тому +759

    The way Dallas shot the female guard.

    • @piccalele
      @piccalele 9 років тому +372

      Mastermind.

    • @justin4018
      @justin4018 9 років тому +71

      I know right, I died laughing XD

    • @Hunk62
      @Hunk62 9 років тому +24

      the way how the bullet hit her ponytail and made them shake

    • @DerpNinja573
      @DerpNinja573 9 років тому +6

      Jack Daniels Dafuq?

    • @Hunk62
      @Hunk62 9 років тому +12

      what ''dafuq'' ? is something wrong?

  • @MidnightPlus1
    @MidnightPlus1 6 років тому +166

    "Look at this, I'm rich!" Hoxton never fails to make me laugh.

    • @djchri9007
      @djchri9007 2 роки тому

      ITS PAYDAY FELLAS! I SAID ITS FUCKING PAYDAY MOTHERFUCKER!

  • @souly254
    @souly254 3 роки тому +3

    4:56 remember bob from the big bank trailer? this is him now

  • @hello-ri8rz
    @hello-ri8rz 2 роки тому +10

    9:18 "For fucks sake wolf! We've already portrayed him as the soy wojak!"

  • @Ddods
    @Ddods 4 роки тому +831

    7:56 my mum when i fail a test

    • @blax140
      @blax140 4 роки тому +21

      its funny becuase its true i have no limbs left becuase of it

    • @tremeschinion9420
      @tremeschinion9420 4 роки тому +12

      My older brother when I make my parents beat the hell out of him and then leaves the house

    • @nemidoonam6963
      @nemidoonam6963 4 роки тому +1

      Underrated

    • @glory5015
      @glory5015 4 роки тому +7

      yeah having a bulldozer as a mom sucks

    • @petersinkworking6198
      @petersinkworking6198 4 роки тому +4

      H E R E S Y

  • @soschar2050
    @soschar2050 9 років тому +207

    You may be badass, but you'll never be *drilling a Bulldozer's face badass!*

    • @martinchak8647
      @martinchak8647 9 років тому +67

      ...and then the drill jams 5 seconds into drilling his face and it needs to be restarted

    • @saltdetected1756
      @saltdetected1756 9 років тому +9

      martin chak who sold us this drill? the cops!?

    • @Axelbr99
      @Axelbr99 9 років тому +2

      soschar2050 Just what we swedes do mate

    • @jasondelitototto1733
      @jasondelitototto1733 9 років тому +2

      lol love wolf, but this trailer alone makes me like dallas simply because of that dual wield drive by

    • @soschar2050
      @soschar2050 9 років тому +1

      ***** that's also why Wolf is my favorite! This makes him an interesting threedimensional character.

  • @yurikovRUKR762
    @yurikovRUKR762 3 роки тому +24

    Roblox users: Dates, Hacks Accounts and uses Cheats
    Roblox Moderators: Maybe a Warning could do the trick
    Other Robox users: Guys, Girl, Gay
    Roblox Moderators: 7:56

  • @yarknark
    @yarknark 2 роки тому +7

    i wasnt in the payday 2 community at the time, but I could imagine the chills going down after hearing the music kick in with that camera shot
    you knew it was time, this was OUR time