If Gru Was Charged For His Crimes
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What crimes would Gru be charged with?
A video examining what would Gru (Despicable me, Minions, Minions Rise of Gru) be charged with if he was to appear in court.
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Do gru again when the new minions movie comes out
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Gorls, I'm going to jail
Oh no!
Agnes:but but but AAAAAAAAAA!
XD
Good for you
Wouldn’t they just break him out of jail
Protagonist villains are guaranteed to have the highest number of crimes, enough said.
correct
That's because they get more screen time
@@Tyler_9000and get away with it too
Initially, it’s Henry stickmin(he can be good in the end though), now its gru, and it could be sonic
Omniman would beg to differ.
Gru: the ultimate anti-hero we all love to root for, despite his laundry list of crimes.
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More of an anti-villain tbf
7:07 The idea of a minion taking Gru to court is way too funny to me.
“Objection you’re honour! I was having a bad bad day and it was about time that I get my way!”
“Steamrolling in whatever you see? *MPH* You are Guilty”
bars
pffft hahahaha 😂
Oh despicable me
Nah this actually happened. Had to defend my boy Gru.
@@PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyYou only defend the innocent (at least willingly). So the ace attorney believes Gru really is a good guy.
buddy was committing multiple acts of grand larceny and theft as a minor 💀💀
and he didn't get alot of punishment
@@Joyscp999 that’s because they charged him as a juvenile because he was a child.
@@joshofcardboard yeah
Good childhood
Gru was a real thug people just rap about being AND had the receipts.
I’d like to argue Gru was only pardoned for stealing the moon. Theres no way the hero league thing knew about everything else, especially the childhood crimes.
True
I think they might have mentioned the Crown Jewels? when listing the crimes that get their attention, I could be gaslighting myself though over whether that was in the 'unimpressive' list of things that don't get their attention or the one that would
Also, he could get charged with omnicide as he's gonna essentially destroy everything on the planet by stealing the moon.
Minor, but the organization is called the anti villain league. AVL for short
@@Zeonite-of5lu You’re saying that like there’s people who live on the moon who could have been crushed by Gru’s hands.
4:16 OBJECTION! The first Despicable Me movie takes place in 2010-2011, before this treaty was adopted.
5:28 Arguably this was not his fault as he was startled and temporarily lost control of the vehicle. However, he could be charged with vehicular manslaughter for knocking the fisherman off the cliff. He could also be charged with vehicular homicide at 7:35 as it's highly unlikely the guy survived that unless he has cartoon plot armor like some other characters.
Also I love that Gru commits tons of crimes publicly and the authorities don't do anything, but then in Despicable Me 3 the minions all get thrown in prison simply for trespassing.
I was just about to comment that lol
These are good points. Idk why he got charged for the first charge listed on this comment when he shouldn’t.
fuck. i just commented this and then scrolled down to find this comment
The freeze ray would be counted as murder. A deep frozen person would not live.
@@nikkari5780 It’s not because Every Victim seems to have survive getting frozen by the freeze ray unharmed.
5:31 don’t forget the guy that fell from the side. It seems that from that fall, he’s pretty.. dead, so you could also give Gru a manslaughter charge.
5:30 Yep
I'm pretty sure people are invincible in the despicable me universe
@@DragoEnderALTprobably cause it’s for kids.
@@amickoaberin I think it's just become a part of the movies tho
people can't die
7:39 look at this shit
Gru has a whole lifetime of prison ahead of him and I'm barely halfway through the video 💀
Then continue, because he gets pardoned
Deadass 😭
He is one of the few characters who can actually live through the whole sentence
He is one of the few characters who can actually live through the whole sentence
@@lucascaracas4781 Only thanks to that pardon, though . . .
Treaty of prohibition of nuclear weapons was in 2017, Gru displayed he had the missiles in 2010, therefore cleared of this crime.
F off you can’t own nuclear weapons as a private individual use your brain
I could have legally own nuclear missile till 2017?!??!!
@@EdinoRemerido Ikr? Should have bought bitcoins and nuclear missiles in the first grade, smh😡🤬
42 U.S. Code § 2122 - Prohibitions governing atomic weapons
That is literally in the US before 2017 treaty as that was for the worldwide treaty IIRC so yeah
@@EdinoRemerido Damnit!
7:11 If this isn't made into a full song, we've lost all hope.
“Child, give that back.” “NUH UH”
"F*** you mean, nuh-uh?"
@@DrRank lol
@@DrRank🤸
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3:34 its currently midnight for me rn and this made me almost wake my family up from laughing.
Hahahaha same 😂😂
The was the slomo 😭💀
Same bro 😂😂😂
The Horror LOL
For me it was 6:24 LIKE ALL THE LIFESENTENCES PERISHED K
How very GRU-some of him
🤣
Guess he isn't despicable enough to stay in jail
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Brother-
unlike megamind, gru is far more willing to commit crimes instead
Gru is like Megamind and Wreck It Ralph because they start out as bad guys and have a change of heart because of some female character
In gru's case it wasn't because of some random girl but kids three kids
regarding the car
i'm pretty sure the obscene amount of smoke it emits (not even car fumes at this point) is also pretty damn bad in some way
and regarding the moon
removing it would result in nights being way darker (and apparently werewolves exist in this universe so they wouldn't have to worry about transforming), and all waves disappearing as seen in the clip, but also earth's tilt would be severely affected, resulting in extreme weather due to the planet wobbling; also all that water would be displaced because the moon affects water in more ways than just making sure surfers have something to do
so in other words, the earth gets trolled before gru could get the ransom money for the moon
And considering the damage that would be caused if the moon shrunk or was stolen, I would say the untold massive ramifications and damage could deserve a death penalty, or a lot of years, if not, life in prison.
you're missing the point that without the moon, the Earth does not have any tides. So global flooding will ensue, these floods will kill billions and destroy trillions of dollars worth of property. What would Gru get charged with? probably mass genocide, environmental terrorism, destruction of property, crimes against Humanity etc, etc, etc basically every single geneva convention is broken by Gru's actions.
I personally figured the moon theft would be some form of habitat destruction or ecocide, as its essentially a part of the natural world, and destruction or removal of it would alter the way life on earth would continue, plus its on a worldwide scale.
I mean it would be like the largest scale of terrorism ever. Ain't no way the punishment isn't death.
@@AznOmega illumination wanted to steal the moon so badly that they didn't stop to think if they should
not only did the moon remain missing for a significant amount of time, when they eventually put it back on the sky, it's way, *way* larger, meaning that it's way closer to earth
I like how the "Cheese Ray" scene in Minions 2 references the "Freeze Ray" scene in Despicable Me 1.
I love that comeback!
Bro charged him the theft of the ice cream, but not the cheese battery.
Juveniles would probably received the same sentence even if it’s committed on mass.
I’m not sure if that would count as battery, considering this wasn’t as much of an attempt to harm. It’d probably be criminal mischief, as I can only guess that a few clothes are permanently stained due to the incident.
He didn't steal the cheese.
@@user-hp2rp5vb6vHe didn’t say he did. Note how he said “cheese *battery* .”
@@imfsresidentotaku9699 I'm just replying to the original comments dude
7:11 BEST COPYRIGHT SONG EVER
6:30 Gru gets Pardoned.
At Least For Now
Good for gru
Gorls, I have been pardoned.
Bro reset at the start of the second movie
Good ending: gru gets pardoned
4:29 The movie took place before 2017.
That's because it was *MADE* before 2017
@@sonicfanboy3375he’s talking about the crime for nucelar weapons.
3:41
“Then again, the minions are immortal.”
Yeah that’s probably why there’s OSHA violations, they are literally *indestructible!*
Immortal in the “unable to age” sense, but the minions can be hurt, as evidenced by a flashback in DM3 where Mel had a scraped knee.
They are still literally unkillable.
Literally nothing kills them, not even the vacuum of space does anything to them!
What is OSHA Anyway?
@@Ratchet_TFP Occupational Safety and Health Administration
4:17 *OBJECTION!!!!*
Your honor, With all due of respect, Gru should ONLY be charged with Attempted murder. You see The Treaty on the Prohibition of Nuclear Weapons (TPNW) is Adopted in 2017. Despicable me 1 (the movie where the clip is from) takes place way before 2017. When he Attacked Vector with those weapons takes place approximately in 2009 according to the wiki. If its not in 2009 then I can't be in 2010 or later as Despicable me 2 Takes place on that year.
So Technically he would only receive attempted murder.
2nd Degree Actually
7:49 I did not see that one coming.
that sound was oddly satisfying
Poking fun at cartoon characters being super resilient 😂
Do "If Peter Griffin was charged for his crimes"
"this is worst than the time i was convicted of murder"
Awesome idea
Yessssssss
That would be a LONG video.
@@mariobroultimate1808 as long as my p
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I knew Mousait had something good cooking! It’s basically Gru but from all Minions and Despicable Me movies.
Yes? that's exactly what it is, not basically.
gru as a minor be committing so many terrible crimes
And gru should have already been tried as an Adult even if he's not even 10 years old in the minions movies
Heres another idea for you on the next:
- If Dreamworks Villains were charged for their Crimes
1. Glady’s Star from Over The Hedge
2. The Bad Guys from The Bad Guys
- Bank Robbery
1. Goldilocks from Puss in Boots The Last Wish
- Breaking an Entering
1. Jack and Jill from Puss in boots
- First Degree Murder
- Coercion
- Second Degree to commit murder
- Assault
1. Prince Charming from Shrek 2 and Shrek the Third
- Conspiracy to Murder
- Impersonation
- Coercion
- Sexual force kiss
6. Don Leo from Shark Tale
hes done all of these except shark tale
I want to suggest Dinosaur King villains, because his avatar is Seth.
Glady’s alone commits almost all of these crimes with the addition of Animal Cruelty and Abuse
@@algo5847Not finding where he did Gladys Sharp. Which one is that?
7:48 I love this on the fly adjustment 😂
6:46 On the *_DIRTY, DIRTY FLOOR_*
I'm quite certain stealing the moon would count as 'attempted' genocide since the earth would probably suffer greatly had he not put it back. Although in the context of the movie, there was magically no appearant destruction or lack of safety, so Id say he should get an unofficial or official pardon.
Edit: I hadn't seen his pardon at that point, I meant he shouldn't have gotten a charge for the moon
Gru himself could have died after stealing the moon
@@91mrpogi my point remains valid
0:58 Are you telling me that Gru who covered people's entire body in spray cheese and had the whole establishment covered in cheese and also stole an ice cream just fined him 7$ and nothing else???
Becuz he just a child 🥺👦👶
@@JumpingLogThat reasoning doesn’t work because the OP explicitly stated that Gru was charged for stealing ice cream but not for shooting cheese at the customers. If it did work, he wouldn’t have been charged for either crime.
No way 4 ice creams with 3-4 scoops of it cost 7💲 💀
3:12 He’s also driving on the wrong side of the road, mind you. The other cars were all driving on the right side of the road (which looks an awful lot like a two-lane road), and he’s driving on the left side.
6:08 if humanity owns it then wouldn't it be crimes against humanity?
I guess you could say it's like destroying a nature reserve?
yea I guess
7:04 I just wanna ask what minion do you think is gonna have the intelligence to sue someone?
fr
7:56
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6:00 the moon cost 4,000,000,000,000,000 or four quadrillion dollars
Infinity
The moon is actually 7 trilion dollars 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Dang 180 bilion only
But I still don't think it's possible to buy it
It might be priceless
Finally an extended version! Will there also perhaps be a part 2 with despicable me 4?
I think, in next "If Illumination Villains Were Charge For There Crimes".
Didn't expect a more detailed gru's case including his crimes as a child and the 3rd movie, but im not gonna complain, that was pretty good
7:22 syncs so well 😂
Finally someone says it
4:31 Wouldn’t he also be charged for the use of the rocket launcher during that scene?
7:28 This one I feel is justified in a sense. I mean…what else was he supposed to do there after Margo got her heart broken by that boy?
Well Gru didn’t like him even when he was dating with Margo
And that’s probably why he broke up with her
@@catsarecute974: Nah, that boy pulled one of the biggest sleazebag moves in the book; dumping her on sight for another girl.
@@B.Laundersand a few minutes later he kicks a fellow dude in the balls which is in the Geneva Conventions to not be done
I like how we got a full video on Gru, even though we had him in “If illumination villains were charged for their crimes video’s”. I’m not complaining, I’m just stating something that I find funny to happen.
7$ for theft is wild. That coffee definitely had double oatmilk, half vanilla, a splash of their leftover pumpkin spice seasoning, added olive oil, iced, then heated, making that coffee alone, probably 11$, not including the 7$ stale pastry in the bag.
How on earth do you know that much about the order?
2:55 no mirrors is illegal
cybertruck: brrrrr
Their removable.
@@joshbenedetti1292 congrats on figuring out the joke! I’m very proud of you.
@@joshbenedetti1292 They're*
4:15 But this movie was released before 2017, I say he gets a pass on the nukes
And I don’t think they were Nukes to begin with.
I think they were just Missiles.
Not all nucelar weapons are nukes.
@@clarkejoseph49some of them did have the symbol used to warn of nuclear radiation, so they’re definitely nuclear weapons
4:24 Gru The MAD LAD
Second Degree Attempted Murder lol
You forgot Gru's charges for stealing the Las Vegas replica Statue of Liberty and Eiffel Tower, an assault & battery charge for freezing Vector's head, and a vandalism charge for defacing a portrait of his mom in the credits of Minions (2015)
7:37 There is no way that guy in the car survived, how could you not give him murder
they are immortal in the Illumination Universe
5:38 you forgot unregistered firearm
Love how the model of the Eiffel Tower and the model of the Statue of Liberty are not even crimes
7:11 bro I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂
2:40 gru did tip 2 50cent coins so that theft should equal $13
uhm actually its 12.50$
Nice
Tipping doesn't mean paying
@@EASBrits LOL Gru is REKT
0:32 that is not tear gas, it's fart gas from a stink bomb. How can you even miss the very obvious Fart Sound Effect?
YEAH
IT IS OBVIOUSLY A FART
HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW
Agreed LOL
He literally said he knows that but he's just gonna imagine it as tear gas 💀
Fun Fact: The Times Square Jumbotron costs $1,100,000, and Gru would have to pay a $1,100,000 fine for stealing it.
Glad to see you do a remake of Gru's crimes
Gotta hand it to Gru in the first movie. He may have stolen the food from the person who bought it, but at least he tipped.
7:51 lol
Gru is one of the most badass, ruthless, and funny villians I've ever seen. Major props to the writers of these movies for making an evil supervillian someone I genuinely love and root for. 🚬🔥🍻😹
Gru is like Wreck it Ralph
0:45 I’m sorry, but squirting can cheese into your mouth is an offense punishable by DEATH.
Nuh uh
Yeah I had a friend who got a death sentence for squirting cheese in their mouth.
@@catsarecute974why is it illegal?
At least Gru was good at the end
He's not good he's an anti-villain
@prolegend10000 He turned into an anti-hero
@@sonicfanboy3375ANTI-VILLAIN, but a family hero
@@prolegend10000Anti Villain like the Prowler Himself
*Gru was the biggest Illumination Villain ever since 2010.*
It’s a good day when you see an illumination villain get charged with possessing a nuke
0:24 The boys’ locker room incident February 4th colorized:
Huh
0:10 He (technically) stopped a robbery 🤨
From active grand larceny theft
So you're telling me he stopped a robbery by comiting robbery.
@@globofoxfan2cs124stopped 2 robbers by robbing.. basically yea
Next up “If Peter Griffin from Family Guy was charged for his crimes.” 🤣🤣🤣
That would be one hell of a long list.
You know its a great day when Mousait uploads a brand new video about Gru. I love it when he got off quite easily with the total sentence: he really puts "despicable" in Despicable Me, what a madlad.
7:26 amazing banger
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I'd picture stealing the moon as an act of war, which would give Gru a death penalty.
I'll never get tired of this! Hey Mousait, can you now make one video of King Dedede if he was charged for his crimes? He did some stuff in the Kirby Right Back At Ya! Anime and I always wanted to see that!!
2:21 so much for this song is copyrighted song
4:04 what was north koreab going to do with the shrink ray?
shrink yo pen-
3:08 the emission is off the damn charts. Not to mention the vehicle is armed with concealed and/or NUCLEAR weaponry.
and probably would be denied from being licenced in any way due to a tall and slim build that would make it less balanced than a drunk man, the apparent lack of gyroscopes dont help either.
The 4 dimensional nature of this vehicle makes to too dangerous for public use as it can contain an unknown amount and type of things.
At 6:08 a charge related to damaging the environment with grand larceny would be more appropriate as he singlehandedly distrupted many vital functions of nature
7:10 Negligence, OSHA Violations,, Health Code Violations
Sentence: sued $250,000 by minion + factory shutdown
5:08 everyone knows it’s not stealing if it was already stolen
stealing from the stealer
1:03 no way ice cream in THAT amount is 7 bucks. I demand a recount!
This is probably still in the late 20th century (1900s) where everything was cheaper and inflation wasn’t much to worry about because you could apparently get a large soda, medium popcorn and a movie ticket just for 75 Cents at that time (at least that’s what I heard. I was born in 2006, so I’m just guessing)
That minion really said:
"One, Two..."
"Ah! Ok! Ok!"
*runs
*comes back
"... -Thrwo!"
4:16 idk if you're including era-based laws, but technically this film takes place before that law was passed.
1:08 harassment lol
What is the name of the song at 7:16? It doesn't sound like the one in the discription, or is it that?
its a song he made up
Yes. And like "This Song is Copyrighted", I was curious if he has a full version of the song uploaded already.
@@omegadarkness3826 he has a different version up
I know that they are two different Songs. And since I've already seen the video to 'This Song is Copyrighted', I was asking for a link to the other Song that played at 7:16
Actually, despicable me came out in 2010. Since the Treaty on the Prohibition of Nuclear Weapons was signed in 2017, Gru would not be able to be charged with unlawful possession of nuclear weapons, as Article 1, Section 9, Clause 3 of the US Constitution specifically forbids ex-post-facto laws. You cannot charge someone for something that was not illegal when they did it.
Honestly, the freeze ray thing at the very start would most likely not be considered a crime, considering how he stopped someone from literally stealing the crown.
Taking the crown for himself would definitely be the point where it’s illegal though.
1:15 Hi, Soul Gudman here
Gru should not have a bank robbery charge here because that bank is not official and is working in secret, providing bank services for criminals. I highly doubt that he can be charged for robbing it because he's actually helping the government with fighting crime. I should also mentioned that nobody was harmed or held on gunpoint as a hostage. Gru also shouldn't get a breaking + entering charge since the territory is not owned by Vector's dad and is kept in secret.
And i really doubt that the bank would press a charge against him and expose themselves
7:39 in his defense, he was trass passing so it's a self defence and not m**d*r
You should make 'if Minecraft Steve was charged for his crimes', condemning him for all things necessary to beat the game
Crime spam 7:56 crime disappeared 7:52
3:49 Wouldn't he get 3 counts of theft In this scene they mention he stole the jumbo tron. He stole the Statue of Liberty and the Eiffel Tower. Even though those 2 things were small and they were from Vegas.
Actually he committed grand larceny since he stole that times Square jumbotron and 2 thefts from stealing miniatures of the statue of liberty and the Eiffel Tower
2:14 That's your PFP! What's his name and what's he from?
Seth from Dinosaur King
5:30 that poor fisherman
MANSLAUGHTER
He's dead, So *Involuntary* *Manslaughter* *IT* *IS*
Gru might get Involuntary Manslaughter
6:30-6:31 the moment that gru is pardoned
0:50 I would consider this unlawful imprisonment as well, since he shot people with cheese and they couldn't move
i don't think it can count,considering that he is not imprisoning them
Also 2:30, but with ice
@@Fisheee123 still does not count
@@Joyscp999 But technically he is isn't he? They can't leave... or it could be considered taking hostages
@@Joyscp999 just realized it doesn't matter since he got pardoned 💀
0:19 n-
That Noo sounded personal lol
I love how the charge for his first theft was 7 dollars
Also the pardon makes the jail sentence possible
6:29 I need more of that pardoned soundtrack. It fits so well with the mood of being pardoned for your crimes.
Didn't you already do him on if illumination villains were charged for their crimes?
This is the full version
@@joshofcardboard well I know that but I was just asking didn't he already do gru that's all
1:38
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7:11 I love the song that bro puts so he doesn’t get copyrighted