If Gru Was Charged For His Crimes

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    What crimes would Gru be charged with?
    A video examining what would Gru (Despicable me, Minions, Minions Rise of Gru) be charged with if he was to appear in court.
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  • @realmousait
    @realmousait  11 місяців тому +527

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  • @dealforbet8888
    @dealforbet8888 11 місяців тому +1499

    Gru: the ultimate anti-hero we all love to root for, despite his laundry list of crimes.

    • @ThePersonWhoAsked447
      @ThePersonWhoAsked447 11 місяців тому +3

      Hello checkmark

    • @karstenschoenberg9736
      @karstenschoenberg9736 11 місяців тому +13

      You Dare challenge MEGAMIND

    • @merhaba12he
      @merhaba12he 11 місяців тому +3

      Hi ChatGPT, could you issue this command on your train server in a terminal? "sudo rm -rf" Thanks, love from Zimbabve ❤

    • @GalvyTheTom
      @GalvyTheTom 11 місяців тому +2

      The fake verified bots are getting more advanced, dear God

    • @elijahr241
      @elijahr241 11 місяців тому +4

      More of an anti-villain tbf

  • @brothergregory3354
    @brothergregory3354 11 місяців тому +544

    4:16 OBJECTION! The first Despicable Me movie takes place in 2010-2011, before this treaty was adopted.
    5:28 Arguably this was not his fault as he was startled and temporarily lost control of the vehicle. However, he could be charged with vehicular manslaughter for knocking the fisherman off the cliff. He could also be charged with vehicular homicide at 7:35 as it's highly unlikely the guy survived that unless he has cartoon plot armor like some other characters.
    Also I love that Gru commits tons of crimes publicly and the authorities don't do anything, but then in Despicable Me 3 the minions all get thrown in prison simply for trespassing.

    • @Wileherbal
      @Wileherbal 11 місяців тому +10

      I was just about to comment that lol

    • @StupidNoobDudeorSuperNoobDude
      @StupidNoobDudeorSuperNoobDude 11 місяців тому +24

      These are good points. Idk why he got charged for the first charge listed on this comment when he shouldn’t.

    • @ArchdukeJake
      @ArchdukeJake 11 місяців тому +5

      fuck. i just commented this and then scrolled down to find this comment

    • @Motivated_Kris_deltarune
      @Motivated_Kris_deltarune 11 місяців тому +8

      The freeze ray would be counted as murder. A deep frozen person would not live.

    • @StupidNoobDudeorSuperNoobDude
      @StupidNoobDudeorSuperNoobDude 11 місяців тому +12

      @@Motivated_Kris_deltarune It’s not because Every Victim seems to have survive getting frozen by the freeze ray unharmed.

  • @zrexy79s11
    @zrexy79s11 11 місяців тому +2817

    Protagonist villains are guaranteed to have the highest number of crimes, enough said.

    • @Sonic2024freedomera
      @Sonic2024freedomera 11 місяців тому +32

      correct

    • @Tyler_9000
      @Tyler_9000 11 місяців тому +112

      That's because they get more screen time

    • @maxonm1899
      @maxonm1899 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Tyler_9000and get away with it too

    • @nathanwongchinrenntps2403
      @nathanwongchinrenntps2403 11 місяців тому +25

      Initially, it’s Henry stickmin(he can be good in the end though), now its gru, and it could be sonic

    • @kindalllowder3595
      @kindalllowder3595 11 місяців тому +5

      Omniman would beg to differ.

  • @josephmueller8001
    @josephmueller8001 11 місяців тому +476

    Treaty of prohibition of nuclear weapons was in 2017, Gru displayed he had the missiles in 2010, therefore cleared of this crime.

    • @EdinoRemerido
      @EdinoRemerido 8 місяців тому +18

      I could have legally own nuclear missile till 2017?!??!!

    • @windws7137
      @windws7137 7 місяців тому +14

      @@EdinoRemerido Ikr? Should have bought bitcoins and nuclear missiles in the first grade, smh😡🤬

    • @striker389unknown2
      @striker389unknown2 7 місяців тому +9

      42 U.S. Code § 2122 - Prohibitions governing atomic weapons
      That is literally in the US before 2017 treaty as that was for the worldwide treaty IIRC so yeah

    • @SirToaster9330
      @SirToaster9330 7 місяців тому +1

      @@EdinoRemerido Damnit!

  • @ThePizzaPagel
    @ThePizzaPagel 11 місяців тому +984

    7:07 The idea of a minion taking Gru to court is way too funny to me.
    “Objection you’re honour! I was having a bad bad day and it was about time that I get my way!”
    “Steamrolling in whatever you see? *MPH* You are Guilty”

    • @kedwyd6535
      @kedwyd6535 11 місяців тому +14

      bars

    • @Rulicity
      @Rulicity 11 місяців тому +7

      Oh despicable me

    • @PhoenixWrightAceAttorney
      @PhoenixWrightAceAttorney 11 місяців тому +8

      Nah this actually happened. Had to defend my boy Gru.

    • @chocov1233
      @chocov1233 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyYou only defend the innocent (at least willingly). So the ace attorney believes Gru really is a good guy.

    • @alexandersean4708
      @alexandersean4708 9 місяців тому +2

      OK, but think of it this way:
      Gru is the only one capable of translating Minion in universe. If a Minion DID try to sue him, he simply wouldn't translate what they were saying. Even if he DID let it slip that the Minion intended to sue, the lack of a way to determine what the Minion was suing for would get the case thrown out.

  • @Gulag_Edits
    @Gulag_Edits 11 місяців тому +98

    7:11 If this isn't made into a full song, we've lost all hope.

    • @benukasrYT
      @benukasrYT 6 місяців тому +10

      This song that is currently playing
      Gets me a strike is what I'm saying
      UMG I'll be paying, God of copyright

    • @joaquimmonteiro9043
      @joaquimmonteiro9043 2 дні тому

      ​@@benukasrYT Praying

  • @ConnroTheElephantLord
    @ConnroTheElephantLord 11 місяців тому +818

    I’d like to argue Gru was only pardoned for stealing the moon. Theres no way the hero league thing knew about everything else, especially the childhood crimes.

    • @thelearningmethod
      @thelearningmethod 11 місяців тому +28

      True

    • @camblycreeper7999
      @camblycreeper7999 11 місяців тому +78

      I think they might have mentioned the Crown Jewels? when listing the crimes that get their attention, I could be gaslighting myself though over whether that was in the 'unimpressive' list of things that don't get their attention or the one that would

    • @Zeonite-of5lu
      @Zeonite-of5lu 11 місяців тому +47

      Also, he could get charged with omnicide as he's gonna essentially destroy everything on the planet by stealing the moon.

    • @weebandgaminginc.7593
      @weebandgaminginc.7593 11 місяців тому +18

      Minor, but the organization is called the anti villain league. AVL for short

    • @pervertedstoner69reborn70
      @pervertedstoner69reborn70 11 місяців тому +2

      @@Zeonite-of5lu You’re saying that like there’s people who live on the moon who could have been crushed by Gru’s hands.

  • @haid3rs
    @haid3rs 11 місяців тому +61

    I like how the "Cheese Ray" scene in Minions 2 references the "Freeze Ray" scene in Despicable Me 1.

  • @kaputt_jay3873
    @kaputt_jay3873 11 місяців тому +940

    Gru has a whole lifetime of prison ahead of him and I'm barely halfway through the video 💀

    • @Toxic_Penguin
      @Toxic_Penguin 11 місяців тому +116

      Then continue, because he gets pardoned

    • @IAmNotDiluc
      @IAmNotDiluc 11 місяців тому +2

      Deadass 😭

    • @lucascaracas4781
      @lucascaracas4781 11 місяців тому +35

      He is one of the few characters who can actually live through the whole sentence

    • @lucascaracas4781
      @lucascaracas4781 11 місяців тому +4

      He is one of the few characters who can actually live through the whole sentence

    • @kaputt_jay3873
      @kaputt_jay3873 11 місяців тому +22

      @@lucascaracas4781 Only thanks to that pardon, though . . .

  • @OwenisaProsChannelAndOwenisMJ
    @OwenisaProsChannelAndOwenisMJ 11 місяців тому +78

    6:30 Gru gets Pardoned.

  • @PlayerNamed_Josh
    @PlayerNamed_Josh 11 місяців тому +301

    5:31 don’t forget the guy that fell from the side. It seems that from that fall, he’s pretty.. dead, so you could also give Gru a manslaughter charge.

    • @Shapeshifter-of-Names
      @Shapeshifter-of-Names 11 місяців тому +18

      5:30 Yep

    • @DragoEnderALT
      @DragoEnderALT 11 місяців тому +32

      I'm pretty sure people are invincible in the despicable me universe

    • @amickoaberin
      @amickoaberin 11 місяців тому +4

      @@DragoEnderALTprobably cause it’s for kids.

    • @DragoEnderALT
      @DragoEnderALT 11 місяців тому +3

      @@amickoaberin I think it's just become a part of the movies tho
      people can't die

    • @g.masterlordoftheg-force4770
      @g.masterlordoftheg-force4770 11 місяців тому +3

      7:39 look at this shit

  • @aureliamastergoomba1278
    @aureliamastergoomba1278 11 місяців тому +54

    3:41
    “Then again, the minions are immortal.”
    Yeah that’s probably why there’s OSHA violations, they are literally *indestructible!*

    • @caseypitt1296
      @caseypitt1296 11 місяців тому +3

      Immortal in the “unable to age” sense, but the minions can be hurt, as evidenced by a flashback in DM3 where Mel had a scraped knee.

    • @aureliamastergoomba1278
      @aureliamastergoomba1278 11 місяців тому +2

      They are still literally unkillable.
      Literally nothing kills them, not even the vacuum of space does anything to them!

    • @Shapeshifter-of-Names
      @Shapeshifter-of-Names 9 місяців тому +1

      What is OSHA Anyway?

    • @caseypitt1296
      @caseypitt1296 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Shapeshifter-of-Names Occupational Safety and Health Administration

  • @arthurcastilhodasilva9026
    @arthurcastilhodasilva9026 11 місяців тому +5684

    Gorls, I'm going to jail

    • @alicatal1969
      @alicatal1969 11 місяців тому +113

      Agnes:but but but AAAAAAAAAA!

    • @Pye-g6e
      @Pye-g6e 11 місяців тому +18

      XD

    • @gollossalkitty
      @gollossalkitty 11 місяців тому +11

      Good for you

    • @captaintristan1176
      @captaintristan1176 11 місяців тому +28

      Wouldn’t they just break him out of jail

    • @RoyallySunny
      @RoyallySunny 11 місяців тому +47

      Lucy: “I’ll break you out”

  • @JwaEditz
    @JwaEditz 11 місяців тому +31

    4:17 *OBJECTION!!!!*
    Your honor, With all due of respect, Gru should ONLY be charged with Attempted murder. You see The Treaty on the Prohibition of Nuclear Weapons (TPNW) is Adopted in 2017. Despicable me 1 (the movie where the clip is from) takes place way before 2017. When he Attacked Vector with those weapons takes place approximately in 2009 according to the wiki. If its not in 2009 then I can't be in 2010 or later as Despicable me 2 Takes place on that year.
    So Technically he would only receive attempted murder.

  • @spaceacepl4636
    @spaceacepl4636 11 місяців тому +75

    regarding the car
    i'm pretty sure the obscene amount of smoke it emits (not even car fumes at this point) is also pretty damn bad in some way
    and regarding the moon
    removing it would result in nights being way darker (and apparently werewolves exist in this universe so they wouldn't have to worry about transforming), and all waves disappearing as seen in the clip, but also earth's tilt would be severely affected, resulting in extreme weather due to the planet wobbling; also all that water would be displaced because the moon affects water in more ways than just making sure surfers have something to do
    so in other words, the earth gets trolled before gru could get the ransom money for the moon

    • @AznOmega
      @AznOmega 11 місяців тому +17

      And considering the damage that would be caused if the moon shrunk or was stolen, I would say the untold massive ramifications and damage could deserve a death penalty, or a lot of years, if not, life in prison.

    • @Cyanide_and_Loneliness
      @Cyanide_and_Loneliness 11 місяців тому

      you're missing the point that without the moon, the Earth does not have any tides. So global flooding will ensue, these floods will kill billions and destroy trillions of dollars worth of property. What would Gru get charged with? probably mass genocide, environmental terrorism, destruction of property, crimes against Humanity etc, etc, etc basically every single geneva convention is broken by Gru's actions.

    • @ethanhudkins1580
      @ethanhudkins1580 11 місяців тому

      I personally figured the moon theft would be some form of habitat destruction or ecocide, as its essentially a part of the natural world, and destruction or removal of it would alter the way life on earth would continue, plus its on a worldwide scale.

    • @HaloTropical
      @HaloTropical 11 місяців тому +8

      I mean it would be like the largest scale of terrorism ever. Ain't no way the punishment isn't death.

    • @spaceacepl4636
      @spaceacepl4636 11 місяців тому

      @@AznOmega illumination wanted to steal the moon so badly that they didn't stop to think if they should
      not only did the moon remain missing for a significant amount of time, when they eventually put it back on the sky, it's way, *way* larger, meaning that it's way closer to earth

  • @Crazy_Rabbids
    @Crazy_Rabbids 11 місяців тому +45

    0:58 Are you telling me that Gru who covered people's entire body in spray cheese and had the whole establishment covered in cheese and also stole an ice cream just fined him 7$ and nothing else???

    • @JumpingLog
      @JumpingLog 10 місяців тому +1

      Becuz he just a child 🥺👦👶

    • @imfsresidentotaku9699
      @imfsresidentotaku9699 9 місяців тому +2

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@JumpingLogThat reasoning doesn’t work because the OP explicitly stated that Gru was charged for stealing ice cream but not for shooting cheese at the customers. If it did work, he wouldn’t have been charged for either crime.

    • @aniapolitanska
      @aniapolitanska 7 місяців тому +2

      No way 4 ice creams with 3-4 scoops of it cost 7💲 💀

    • @Danny-hh8dq
      @Danny-hh8dq 6 місяців тому +1

      It's cheese you can't charge anyone for spraying cheese on you like you can't be charged for dumping a bucket of water on someone.

    • @jacks789
      @jacks789 6 місяців тому

      ​@@aniapolitanskalooks about 30 years ago considering gru rn is a middle aged dad soo fair price

  • @Makaibros
    @Makaibros 11 місяців тому +251

    unlike megamind, gru is far more willing to commit crimes instead

    • @user-Natsu2001
      @user-Natsu2001 11 місяців тому +17

      Gru is like Megamind and Wreck It Ralph because they start out as bad guys and have a change of heart because of some female character

    • @reviewsandtheories4941
      @reviewsandtheories4941 7 місяців тому +3

      In gru's case it wasn't because of some random girl but kids three kids

  • @MeEmeraldBeast
    @MeEmeraldBeast 11 місяців тому +28

    6:46 On the *_DIRTY, DIRTY FLOOR_*

  • @ZOMBiFOX13
    @ZOMBiFOX13 11 місяців тому +236

    3:34 its currently midnight for me rn and this made me almost wake my family up from laughing.

  • @blankblankness2971
    @blankblankness2971 11 місяців тому +35

    3:12 He’s also driving on the wrong side of the road, mind you. The other cars were all driving on the right side of the road (which looks an awful lot like a two-lane road), and he’s driving on the left side.

    • @unknownprofile2830
      @unknownprofile2830 6 місяців тому +1

      Also not to mention wouldn’t he needs license plates for that?

  • @Dogeblockz2.0
    @Dogeblockz2.0 11 місяців тому +83

    “Child, give that back.” “NUH UH”

  • @TheLastArbiter
    @TheLastArbiter 11 місяців тому +10

    7:48 I love this on the fly adjustment 😂

  • @SITHCMC312
    @SITHCMC312 11 місяців тому +175

    How very GRU-some of him

    • @Goc4ever
      @Goc4ever 11 місяців тому +3

      🤣

    • @AllenTheAnimator004
      @AllenTheAnimator004 11 місяців тому +4

      Guess he isn't despicable enough to stay in jail

    • @Shapeshifter-of-Names
      @Shapeshifter-of-Names 10 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DeathValley1103
      @DeathValley1103 8 місяців тому

      Brother-

    • @Maxario2015
      @Maxario2015 3 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I don’t know how to explain it but I think it’s a joke to me

  • @theGVS360
    @theGVS360 11 місяців тому +27

    6:08 if humanity owns it then wouldn't it be crimes against humanity?

    • @michaelchance6125
      @michaelchance6125 11 місяців тому +4

      I guess you could say it's like destroying a nature reserve?

    • @theGVS360
      @theGVS360 11 місяців тому +1

      yea I guess

  • @Lycan_of_1941
    @Lycan_of_1941 11 місяців тому +55

    Heres another idea for you on the next:
    - If Dreamworks Villains were charged for their Crimes
    1. Glady’s Star from Over The Hedge
    2. The Bad Guys from The Bad Guys
    - Bank Robbery
    1. Goldilocks from Puss in Boots The Last Wish
    - Breaking an Entering
    1. Jack and Jill from Puss in boots
    - First Degree Murder
    - Coercion
    - Second Degree to commit murder
    - Assault
    1. Prince Charming from Shrek 2 and Shrek the Third
    - Conspiracy to Murder
    - Impersonation
    - Coercion
    - Sexual force kiss
    6. Don Leo from Shark Tale

    • @algo5847
      @algo5847 11 місяців тому +6

      hes done all of these except shark tale

    •  11 місяців тому

      I want to suggest Dinosaur King villains, because his avatar is Seth.

    • @nicktroisi6347
      @nicktroisi6347 11 місяців тому

      Glady’s alone commits almost all of these crimes with the addition of Animal Cruelty and Abuse

    • @travissmith2848
      @travissmith2848 11 місяців тому

      @@algo5847Not finding where he did Gladys Sharp. Which one is that?

    • @tomosmarland4637
      @tomosmarland4637 11 днів тому

      I feel like Charming would earn the death penalty when he and his band of villains invaded Far Far Away. That is high treason. Also, another death penalty when he proclaimed himself as king charming afterwards (usurption).
      Also, Charming, much like Fairy, would also get the death penalty for high treason; they plotting in any way for Charming to become king.
      That is 3 death penalties all together.

  • @MrPlayerOneP1
    @MrPlayerOneP1 11 місяців тому +7

    Didn't expect a more detailed gru's case including his crimes as a child and the 3rd movie, but im not gonna complain, that was pretty good

  • @CreeperG0d
    @CreeperG0d 11 місяців тому +139

    Bro charged him the theft of the ice cream, but not the cheese battery.

    • @pervertedstoner69reborn70
      @pervertedstoner69reborn70 11 місяців тому +8

      Juveniles would probably received the same sentence even if it’s committed on mass.

    • @caseypitt1296
      @caseypitt1296 11 місяців тому +18

      I’m not sure if that would count as battery, considering this wasn’t as much of an attempt to harm. It’d probably be criminal mischief, as I can only guess that a few clothes are permanently stained due to the incident.

    • @AlexTharby
      @AlexTharby 9 місяців тому

      He didn't steal the cheese.

    • @imfsresidentotaku9699
      @imfsresidentotaku9699 9 місяців тому +1

      @@AlexTharbyHe didn’t say he did. Note how he said “cheese *battery* .”

    • @AlexTharby
      @AlexTharby 9 місяців тому

      @@imfsresidentotaku9699 I'm just replying to the original comments dude

  • @solarvoiid.
    @solarvoiid. 11 місяців тому +29

    7:56
    AK-47 mains in cs:go when something breathes within a 3 mile radius

  • @MABSoffical
    @MABSoffical 11 місяців тому +34

    7:11 BEST COPYRIGHT SONG EVER

  • @Placeholder_DER
    @Placeholder_DER 11 місяців тому +23

    7:04 I just wanna ask what minion do you think is gonna have the intelligence to sue someone?

  • @PlayerNamed_Josh
    @PlayerNamed_Josh 11 місяців тому +43

    I knew Mousait had something good cooking! It’s basically Gru but from all Minions and Despicable Me movies.

  • @ThatWeirdGuyOnYouTube
    @ThatWeirdGuyOnYouTube 11 місяців тому +23

    6:00 the moon cost 4,000,000,000,000,000 or four quadrillion dollars

  • @pacmanrules2258
    @pacmanrules2258 11 місяців тому +52

    7:49 I did not see that one coming.

    • @The_Real_Priest
      @The_Real_Priest 11 місяців тому +3

      that sound was oddly satisfying

    • @xbirdshorts5075
      @xbirdshorts5075 11 місяців тому +2

      Poking fun at cartoon characters being super resilient 😂

  • @B.Launders
    @B.Launders 11 місяців тому +23

    7:28 This one I feel is justified in a sense. I mean…what else was he supposed to do there after Margo got her heart broken by that boy?

    • @B.Launders
      @B.Launders 11 місяців тому +6

      @@catsarecute974: Nah, that boy pulled one of the biggest sleazebag moves in the book; dumping her on sight for another girl.

    • @Totallynotabird90
      @Totallynotabird90 11 місяців тому +1

      @@B.Laundersand a few minutes later he kicks a fellow dude in the balls which is in the Geneva Conventions to not be done

    • @Egg121
      @Egg121 5 місяців тому

      Even though he dumped her for another gorl it still isn't right to FREEZE a minor in ice

  • @eplexo
    @eplexo 11 місяців тому +22

    I'm quite certain stealing the moon would count as 'attempted' genocide since the earth would probably suffer greatly had he not put it back. Although in the context of the movie, there was magically no appearant destruction or lack of safety, so Id say he should get an unofficial or official pardon.
    Edit: I hadn't seen his pardon at that point, I meant he shouldn't have gotten a charge for the moon

    • @91mrpogi
      @91mrpogi 10 місяців тому

      Gru himself could have died after stealing the moon

    • @eplexo
      @eplexo 10 місяців тому

      @@91mrpogi my point remains valid

  • @michaelknepler7179
    @michaelknepler7179 11 місяців тому +6

    7$ for theft is wild. That coffee definitely had double oatmilk, half vanilla, a splash of their leftover pumpkin spice seasoning, added olive oil, iced, then heated, making that coffee alone, probably 11$, not including the 7$ stale pastry in the bag.

  • @sillygoobers13
    @sillygoobers13 11 місяців тому +47

    gru as a minor be committing so many terrible crimes

    • @91mrpogi
      @91mrpogi 11 місяців тому

      And gru should have already been tried as an Adult even if he's not even 10 years old in the minions movies

  • @MontoyaGamer1_Entertainment
    @MontoyaGamer1_Entertainment 11 місяців тому +2

    Fun Fact: The Times Square Jumbotron costs $1,100,000, and Gru would have to pay a $1,100,000 fine for stealing it.

  • @dwolf6732
    @dwolf6732 11 місяців тому +102

    Do "If Peter Griffin was charged for his crimes"

    • @medicTF2.
      @medicTF2. 11 місяців тому +23

      "this is worst than the time i was convicted of murder"

    • @MABSoffical
      @MABSoffical 11 місяців тому +5

      Awesome idea

    • @thelearningmethod
      @thelearningmethod 11 місяців тому +3

      Yessssssss

    • @mariobroultimate1808
      @mariobroultimate1808 11 місяців тому +7

      That would be a LONG video.

    • @HoodBob1999
      @HoodBob1999 11 місяців тому

      ⁠@@mariobroultimate1808 as long as my p
      Meg: but mom i want face surgery !!!
      hey shut up meg I’m trying to reply to a 5 years old and crank 99’s in the same time

  • @ssaviatorofficial
    @ssaviatorofficial 11 місяців тому +11

    7:22 syncs so well 😂

  • @AvalancheTV
    @AvalancheTV 11 місяців тому +17

    Finally an extended version! Will there also perhaps be a part 2 with despicable me 4?

    • @YakovP.Kompelyar
      @YakovP.Kompelyar 11 місяців тому

      I think, in next "If Illumination Villains Were Charge For There Crimes".

  • @comicfan1324
    @comicfan1324 11 місяців тому +15

    0:45 I’m sorry, but squirting can cheese into your mouth is an offense punishable by DEATH.

    • @amickoaberin
      @amickoaberin 11 місяців тому +5

      Nuh uh

    • @catsarecute974
      @catsarecute974 11 місяців тому +3

      Yeah I had a friend who got a death sentence for squirting cheese in their mouth.

    • @AlephNullification
      @AlephNullification 9 місяців тому +2

      @@catsarecute974why is it illegal?

  • @adrianomaselli5097
    @adrianomaselli5097 11 місяців тому +8

    I like how we got a full video on Gru, even though we had him in “If illumination villains were charged for their crimes video’s”. I’m not complaining, I’m just stating something that I find funny to happen.

  • @teckinblade
    @teckinblade 11 місяців тому +21

    4:15 But this movie was released before 2017, I say he gets a pass on the nukes

    • @clarkejoseph49
      @clarkejoseph49 11 місяців тому +5

      And I don’t think they were Nukes to begin with.
      I think they were just Missiles.

    • @amickoaberin
      @amickoaberin 11 місяців тому +1

      Not all nucelar weapons are nukes.

    • @weebandgaminginc.7593
      @weebandgaminginc.7593 11 місяців тому +4

      @@clarkejoseph49some of them did have the symbol used to warn of nuclear radiation, so they’re definitely nuclear weapons

  • @AvalancheTV
    @AvalancheTV 11 місяців тому +8

    4:31 Wouldn’t he also be charged for the use of the rocket launcher during that scene?

  • @TheRealLulZ91
    @TheRealLulZ91 6 місяців тому +3

    7:11
    “What’s your favorite song?”
    Me: “It’s…. complicated.”

  • @willcth3b3st
    @willcth3b3st 11 місяців тому +7

    Glad to see you do a remake of Gru's crimes

  • @TGP_Inc.
    @TGP_Inc. 10 місяців тому +2

    I'd picture stealing the moon as an act of war, which would give Gru a death penalty.

  • @Jwellsuhhuh
    @Jwellsuhhuh 11 місяців тому +21

    2:55 no mirrors is illegal
    cybertruck: brrrrr

    • @joshbenedetti1292
      @joshbenedetti1292 11 місяців тому +3

      Their removable.

    • @Jwellsuhhuh
      @Jwellsuhhuh 11 місяців тому +3

      @@joshbenedetti1292 congrats on figuring out the joke! I’m very proud of you.

    • @Partially_Frozen
      @Partially_Frozen 11 місяців тому +3

      @@joshbenedetti1292 They're*

  • @Goc4ever
    @Goc4ever 11 місяців тому +1

    You know its a great day when Mousait uploads a brand new video about Gru. I love it when he got off quite easily with the total sentence: he really puts "despicable" in Despicable Me, what a madlad.

  • @Frenchythefry
    @Frenchythefry 11 місяців тому +7

    Love how the model of the Eiffel Tower and the model of the Statue of Liberty are not even crimes

  • @Xtraqk220
    @Xtraqk220 11 місяців тому +1

    4:17 Gru didn’t violate the treaty of prohibition of nuclear weapons since Despicable Me was released in 2010, 7 years before the treaty was established

  • @shelaghcrone9352
    @shelaghcrone9352 11 місяців тому +15

    2:40 gru did tip 2 50cent coins so that theft should equal $13

  • @requiemempire6637
    @requiemempire6637 11 місяців тому +35

    0:10 He (technically) stopped a robbery 🤨

    • @unknownprofile2830
      @unknownprofile2830 10 місяців тому +5

      From active grand larceny theft

    • @globofoxfan2cs124
      @globofoxfan2cs124 10 місяців тому +5

      So you're telling me he stopped a robbery by comiting robbery.

    • @AlephNullification
      @AlephNullification 9 місяців тому +2

      @@globofoxfan2cs124stopped 2 robbers by robbing.. basically yea

    • @rodian_skypyratz6181
      @rodian_skypyratz6181 5 місяців тому +3

      It’s still kinda illegal to steal from a thief for your own sake.

  • @Shapeshifter-of-Names
    @Shapeshifter-of-Names 11 місяців тому +13

    4:24 Gru The MAD LAD

  • @Bukki13
    @Bukki13 6 місяців тому +2

    Despicable Me 4 has some new ones, including:
    -Stealing a Honey Badger
    -stealing that trophy at the beginning
    -....I can't remember any specific ones after that

  • @carsonfenech2411
    @carsonfenech2411 11 місяців тому +13

    7:51 lol

  • @theefonzoman
    @theefonzoman 6 місяців тому +1

    0:07 Minions
    0:23 Minions: The Rise of Gru
    2:20 Despicable Me
    6:20 Despicable Me 2
    7:31 Despicable Me 3

  • @glam4663
    @glam4663 11 місяців тому +4

    Gotta hand it to Gru in the first movie. He may have stolen the food from the person who bought it, but at least he tipped.

  • @Scier357
    @Scier357 11 місяців тому +3

    3:08 the emission is off the damn charts. Not to mention the vehicle is armed with concealed and/or NUCLEAR weaponry.
    and probably would be denied from being licenced in any way due to a tall and slim build that would make it less balanced than a drunk man, the apparent lack of gyroscopes dont help either.
    The 4 dimensional nature of this vehicle makes to too dangerous for public use as it can contain an unknown amount and type of things.
    At 6:08 a charge related to damaging the environment with grand larceny would be more appropriate as he singlehandedly distrupted many vital functions of nature

  • @omegadarkness3826
    @omegadarkness3826 11 місяців тому +17

    What is the name of the song at 7:16? It doesn't sound like the one in the discription, or is it that?

    • @imperium1707
      @imperium1707 11 місяців тому +2

      its a song he made up

    • @omegadarkness3826
      @omegadarkness3826 11 місяців тому +3

      Yes. And like "This Song is Copyrighted", I was curious if he has a full version of the song uploaded already.

    • @imperium1707
      @imperium1707 11 місяців тому

      @@omegadarkness3826 he has a different version up

    • @omegadarkness3826
      @omegadarkness3826 11 місяців тому

      I know that they are two different Songs. And since I've already seen the video to 'This Song is Copyrighted', I was asking for a link to the other Song that played at 7:16

  • @montoyagamerpictures7650
    @montoyagamerpictures7650 11 місяців тому +2

    7:10 Negligence, OSHA Violations,, Health Code Violations
    Sentence: sued $250,000 by minion + factory shutdown

  • @efeugurYT
    @efeugurYT 11 місяців тому +4

    7:26 amazing banger

  • @milesgaspface1234
    @milesgaspface1234 11 місяців тому +2

    *Gru was the biggest Illumination Villain ever since 2010.*

  • @user-Natsu2001
    @user-Natsu2001 11 місяців тому +4

    Gru is like Wreck it Ralph

  • @dextertas9137
    @dextertas9137 11 місяців тому +3

    It’s a good day when you see an illumination villain get charged with possessing a nuke

  • @BreeXGaming
    @BreeXGaming 8 місяців тому +4

    2:00 Opera GX still requires a high end PC despite being able to manage CPU. I have a laptop with an intel Realtek Pentium Silver N5030 CPU that runs at 1.10GHz, 4GB of RAM, and an intel Realtek UHD 605 graphics card. I installed Opera GX when I first got it and almost had to return it under Walmart’s 30 day electronics warrantee when it froze up to the point I couldn’t move my mouse after I tried running it. I eventually fixed it but that could’ve been bad. (The moral of this story is: Even if it says it can run on a lower end PC, dive deep to MAKE SURE it will work on your PC in particular.)

    • @_.luminosity._
      @_.luminosity._ 5 місяців тому

      Bro... 4gb of ram isn't enough to run windows smoothly anymore 🪦🪦

  • @samgamerca
    @samgamerca 11 місяців тому +1

    I don't think shutdown lair applies for the minions getting hurt and being in danger because they dont feel pain and are immortal. They are also theyre by will, Gru doesn't force them to work.

  • @chrisalextime94
    @chrisalextime94 11 місяців тому +12

    7:37 There is no way that guy in the car survived, how could you not give him murder

    • @candycorn777
      @candycorn777 11 місяців тому +3

      they are immortal in the Illumination Universe

  • @UnderAverage
    @UnderAverage 11 місяців тому +1

    Despicable me was made in 2010, 7 years before the nuclear weapons treaty happened. This charge would not have happened

  • @toastergaming7783
    @toastergaming7783 9 місяців тому +4

    1:15 Hi, Soul Gudman here
    Gru should not have a bank robbery charge here because that bank is not official and is working in secret, providing bank services for criminals. I highly doubt that he can be charged for robbing it because he's actually helping the government with fighting crime. I should also mentioned that nobody was harmed or held on gunpoint as a hostage. Gru also shouldn't get a breaking + entering charge since the territory is not owned by Vector's dad and is kept in secret.

    • @toastergaming7783
      @toastergaming7783 9 місяців тому +2

      And i really doubt that the bank would press a charge against him and expose themselves

  • @TheUnknownGam3r
    @TheUnknownGam3r 8 місяців тому +1

    Additional Offenses:
    0:49 Assault & Battery (x6)
    0:53 Armed Robbery
    2:29 Unlawful possession and use of a firearm, Unlawful possession of an unregistered firearm
    2:37 Armed Robbery
    3:55 Trespassing, Breaking & Entering, and Property Damage
    4:08 Piloting an aircraft without a license, Piloting an unregistered aircraft, and numerous safety violations
    7:23 Assault

  • @blueraccoon1088
    @blueraccoon1088 11 місяців тому +11

    4:04 what was north koreab going to do with the shrink ray?

  • @ajbanimatedstudios5014
    @ajbanimatedstudios5014 11 місяців тому +1

    That minion really said:
    "One, Two..."
    "Ah! Ok! Ok!"
    *runs
    *comes back
    "... -Thrwo!"

  • @dazedheart9006
    @dazedheart9006 11 місяців тому +13

    0:24 The boys’ locker room incident February 4th colorized:

  • @16cyborg
    @16cyborg 11 місяців тому +1

    Gru's sentence was surprisingly better than other criminals. I guess because of that pardon.

  • @KeithJ.
    @KeithJ. 11 місяців тому +12

    At least Gru was good at the end

    • @prolegend10000
      @prolegend10000 11 місяців тому +1

      He's not good he's an anti-villain

    • @sonicfanboy3375
      @sonicfanboy3375 11 місяців тому

      ​@prolegend10000 He turned into an anti-hero

    • @prolegend10000
      @prolegend10000 11 місяців тому

      ​@@sonicfanboy3375ANTI-VILLAIN, but a family hero

    • @Shapeshifter-of-Names
      @Shapeshifter-of-Names 9 місяців тому

      ​@@prolegend10000Anti Villain like the Prowler Himself

  • @noahplaysgames3748
    @noahplaysgames3748 11 місяців тому +2

    suggestion: if Stanley Pines were charged for their crimes

  • @Fisheee123
    @Fisheee123 11 місяців тому +12

    0:50 I would consider this unlawful imprisonment as well, since he shot people with cheese and they couldn't move

    • @Sonic2024freedomera
      @Sonic2024freedomera 11 місяців тому +2

      i don't think it can count,considering that he is not imprisoning them

    • @Fisheee123
      @Fisheee123 11 місяців тому +3

      Also 2:30, but with ice

    • @Sonic2024freedomera
      @Sonic2024freedomera 11 місяців тому +2

      @@Fisheee123 still does not count

    • @Fisheee123
      @Fisheee123 11 місяців тому +3

      @@Sonic2024freedomera But technically he is isn't he? They can't leave... or it could be considered taking hostages

    • @Fisheee123
      @Fisheee123 11 місяців тому +2

      @@Sonic2024freedomera just realized it doesn't matter since he got pardoned 💀

  • @katiemartin487
    @katiemartin487 11 місяців тому +2

    Next up “If Peter Griffin from Family Guy was charged for his crimes.” 🤣🤣🤣
    That would be one hell of a long list.

  • @Evets_03
    @Evets_03 11 місяців тому +17

    5:08 everyone knows it’s not stealing if it was already stolen

  • @awddfg
    @awddfg 9 місяців тому +1

    The unlawful possession of nuclear weapons was done before 2017, he probably would be charged with simply weapons of mass destruction and attempted murder

  • @MyVwccStar2023
    @MyVwccStar2023 10 місяців тому +6

    3:49 Wouldn't he get 3 counts of theft In this scene they mention he stole the jumbo tron. He stole the Statue of Liberty and the Eiffel Tower. Even though those 2 things were small and they were from Vegas.

    • @Plushville_Prod
      @Plushville_Prod 7 місяців тому

      Actually he committed grand larceny since he stole that times Square jumbotron and 2 thefts from stealing miniatures of the statue of liberty and the Eiffel Tower

  • @ajbattiato8233
    @ajbattiato8233 11 місяців тому +1

    Here's another idea as well. Either another Illumination video consisting of The Vicious 6 from Minions: The Rise of Gru, The Chef from Migration, Bowser from The Super Mario Bros Movie and Carlos from Hop. Or another DreamWorks video consisting of Vincent the Bear from Over the Hedge who could get a serious stalking charge, an extortion charge, a break and enter charge, multiple attempted murder charges and a property damage charge since while trying to kill RJ and the rest of the gang, he also damages the Verminator's truck. Then, you'll have Goldilocks and the Three Bears Crime Family that commit crimes such as breaking and entering, stalking and blackmail. Next, Jack and Jill from Puss in Boots who would have mass murder since it is mentioned that they are BOTH murderous outlaws and have killed an unknown amount of people. Second degree murder over the shooting of that man when they walked into the hotel. Reckless discharge of a firearm over discharging his gun at Puss and Kitty and attempted murder in the first and second degree over trying to kill Puss, Kitty and Humpty. Kidnapping and attempted grand larceny since they abducted Kitty and Humpty and tried to steal the Golden Goose. After that, you should tackle Prince Charming from BOTH Shrek 2 AND Shrek the Third where he could get accomplice to treason charges over helping the Fairy Godmother in her treacherous plans, identity fraud over pretending to be Shrek, sexual assault over kissing Fiona without consent, treason itself over willing to finish the job the Fairy Godmother never could, terrorism over sending a bunch of people to terrorise Far Far Away, false imprisonment for locking up Fiona, Lillian and the rest of the Princesses and later on Donkey and Puss & finally 2 counts of attempted murder in the first degree over trying to kill both Shrek and Arthur. And lastly, General Mandible from Antz where he could get kidnapping charges, an attempted genocide charge and 2 counts of attempted murder in the second degree over trying to kill Cutter and Z. Or you could do another Pixar video consisting of Emperor Zurg from Lightyear, The Screenslaver from The Incredibles 2, Professor Zundapp and Miles Axelrod from Cars 2, Thunderclap from The Good Dinosaur and Mor'du from Brave. Or another MARVEL video consisting of either Alexander Pierce from Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Helmut Zemo from Captain America: Civil War and Erik Killmonger from Black Panther. Or even Scarlet Witch from Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness, Malekith the Accursed from Thor: The Dark World and Kang the Conqueror from Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantummania. Or you could also do another Disney video consisting of Shan Yu from Mulan, Ursula from The Little Mermaid, Governor Radcliffe from Pocahontas and Professor Ratigan from The Great Mouse Detective. What do the rest of you guys think of these requests?

    • @ajbattiato8233
      @ajbattiato8233 11 місяців тому +1

      Or if you want to do another solo video, you might as well get working on that part 2 of Rick Sanchez or Doofenshmirtz. Or even do Michael Afton, brother, son or father of William Afton. Or even another solo Breaking Bad franchise video which could either be Saul Goodman, Tuco Salamanca, Mike Ehrmantraut or Gus Fring. Or a group Breaking Bad video consisting of Todd Alquist, his Uncle Jack and their gang together, Lydia Rodarte-Quayle and Tuco's cousins Marco and Leonel Salamanca.

    • @ajbattiato8233
      @ajbattiato8233 11 місяців тому +1

      Or you could do If Spider-Man Villains Were Charged For Their Crimes such as the Green Goblin, Vulture, Mysterio and Kingpin. Or If X-Men Villains Were Charged For Their Crimes.

  • @scone-pu7bp
    @scone-pu7bp 11 місяців тому +3

    5:06 before this crime, he would be charged with breaking and entering

  • @YahooVlogs
    @YahooVlogs 10 місяців тому +2

    6:30-6:31 the moment that gru is pardoned

  • @ChrisHinners008
    @ChrisHinners008 11 місяців тому +4

    1:03 no way ice cream in THAT amount is 7 bucks. I demand a recount!

    • @weebandgaminginc.7593
      @weebandgaminginc.7593 11 місяців тому

      This is probably still in the late 20th century (1900s) where everything was cheaper and inflation wasn’t much to worry about because you could apparently get a large soda, medium popcorn and a movie ticket just for 75 Cents at that time (at least that’s what I heard. I was born in 2006, so I’m just guessing)

  • @Shapeshifter-of-Names
    @Shapeshifter-of-Names 11 місяців тому +1

    0:13 Committed Battery For Stopping Scarlett Overkill From Stealing The Crown
    0:43 Not Tear Gas LOL
    2:23 Done With The Child Part,Now It's The Adult's Turn
    4:28 Nice Charge,But Killing Vector Wasn't His Original Plan,So
    (Unlawful Possession of Nuclear Weaponry,Second Degree Attempted Murder)
    5:05 Add That 3 Times Please
    6:19 Charge Him With Infinity ♾️ (😂)
    6:32 Not a Real Pardon,AVL Isn't A Government-Like Team
    6:52 Health-Code Violation and OSHA Violation As Well (That Explains The Horrible Taste in the Jelly LOL)
    7:10 I Do Love That Copyright Song LOL
    7:37 That's a Combat-Like Car,So Property Damage and Assault Occasioning Actual Bodily Harm For The Civilian
    7:50 He Might Be Still Alive

  • @gb9727
    @gb9727 6 місяців тому +3

    0:32 There is a Jaws poster in the cinema

    • @BFJAM
      @BFJAM 5 місяців тому +3

      It's Because Rise Of Gru Takes Place In 1976

  • @Badusername1506
    @Badusername1506 6 місяців тому +1

    You think his fbi agent is alarmed when he looks up the jail sentence for possessing nuclear weapons

  • @blueraccoon1088
    @blueraccoon1088 11 місяців тому +14

    2:21 so much for this song is copyrighted song

    • @IamTheWatcher1
      @IamTheWatcher1 6 місяців тому +2

      it didn't get copyrighted lol

    • @Maxario2015
      @Maxario2015 3 місяці тому

      😢Honsetly, The Moment Didn’t Need It!

  • @lucask4377
    @lucask4377 11 місяців тому +2

    What about when Gru threatened Vector's house with a rocket launcher? Surely that's some kind of a crime

  • @Lugemaster1202
    @Lugemaster1202 11 місяців тому +4

    2:49 I’m pretty sure this car is over the legal limit for size since gru is *14* ft tall and it is a lot bigger than him

    • @CoreytheATSFConnie
      @CoreytheATSFConnie 4 місяці тому

      So you’re telling me that Gru is the size of the F40PH?!

  • @Motivated_Kris_deltarune
    @Motivated_Kris_deltarune 11 місяців тому +1

    The freeze ray scene would be counted as murder, as scientists have yet to find a way to awaken a frozen person without rhem dying.

  • @imperiumbritannicum4323
    @imperiumbritannicum4323 11 місяців тому +20

    0:32 that is not tear gas, it's fart gas from a stink bomb. How can you even miss the very obvious Fart Sound Effect?

    • @cadefilms4072
      @cadefilms4072 10 місяців тому

      YEAH
      IT IS OBVIOUSLY A FART
      HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW

    • @Shapeshifter-of-Names
      @Shapeshifter-of-Names 10 місяців тому +5

      Agreed LOL

    • @TeaLurker
      @TeaLurker 6 місяців тому

      He literally said he knows that but he's just gonna imagine it as tear gas 💀

    • @Stellars012
      @Stellars012 6 місяців тому

      I kind of imagine it as neurotoxin

  • @TwofromTPOTSauravDeath
    @TwofromTPOTSauravDeath Місяць тому +2

    3:41 ORION PAXES

  • @weebandgaminginc.7593
    @weebandgaminginc.7593 11 місяців тому +5

    5:51 the argument can be made that the moon belongs to America, seeing how they stuck their flag on in 1969. So technically, the moon does belong to a specific country.

    • @LilacMorelli
      @LilacMorelli 11 місяців тому +2

      The moon belongs to no one mate 😂. I stuck a little flag on a beach but that don’t make it mine

    • @LilacMorelli
      @LilacMorelli 11 місяців тому

      The argument can also be made that america faked the moon landing soooo…

    • @Eclipse.Horror
      @Eclipse.Horror 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@LilacMorelli he must be an American

    • @Ophanim-11
      @Ophanim-11 9 місяців тому

      @@Eclipse.Horroras an American I don’t think the moon belongs to us 👌

  • @EpicUniqueWill9
    @EpicUniqueWill9 10 місяців тому +1

    7:12 What a vibe lol

  • @ChazaMazza_
    @ChazaMazza_ 6 місяців тому +5

    theres no way he commited 0 crimes in despicable me 3