My family and I give each other shit all the time. It's how we show love and that's how you know the other person loves you if they give you shit. It's weird but I know a lot of other families who do it.
If Roger said that killing them would be too easy for revenge, then why didn't he get the Smiths to roast each other in the first place? December 12, 2019, 12:51pm
Here’s a roast aimed at Stan: “Stan, you are fantastic at your job at the CIA. And by that I mean you think you’re saving the world but in reality you’re just fucking things up and making the situation worse!”
You guys know Issei from an anime called Highschool DXD? That is how you describe him at 0:47. Just like any other Highschool DXD fan who wants to be him.
I’m was with Roger when I saw this episode for the first time. Mostly because I didn’t know what a roast was. In my defense, I started watching this show when I started middle school.
I just wish after rogers realization the family would just beat the crap after trying to kill them, like when Brian gets the chance to give it to Stewie after the bet which would be really satisfying
I am not a fan of Rachel Ray but why is she being referred to as a "Bad Person" ? Like, what did she doo? Thank you in advance and I hope everyone has a lovely and safe afternoon💖 (or night, depending on where you reside💖)
Alex Jackson Interesting, Thank you very much for enlightening me 😊💖 I hope you have a good and safe afternoon (or night, depending on where you reside) 💖😊
XxLoveMeNotToshxX You are welcome. :D It is afternoon where I live. Reportedly, Rachel was down to earth and humble when she first came on the map but has let the fame go to her head.
🎵My eyes may wander, But my heart comes home!🎵 (Comes home, Comes home) 🎵My eyes may wander, But my heart comes home!🎵 (Comes home, Comes home) 🎵If Francine wasn't my mama, Lord, You know I'd try to bone!🎵 'C'mon, Steve!" 🎵Lord, I've learned my lesson! Lord, *I've* learned *my* lesson! *Lord we've learned our lesson too-night!* 🎵
@@Simonporter89 I’m gonna guess that when hous of dragons was announced , all the GOT fans response was “ I’m not watching this cause they fucked up season 8”
@@GalvatronoverHe’s an egotistical douche who acts like nobody agrees with him even though he believes what all of Hollywood believes, and donates to causes not because he cares but just to make himself look good
It's weird because the way he said "go fuck yourself" he sounded like Peter Griffin. And before anyone says anything YES I KNOW THEY'RE BOTH VOICED BY SETH MACFARLANE.
@@megurineziam5900 yep almost like he switched roles/characters. I find it crazy how they can voice different characters and sound all different. Can it be that they make it more low pitched or voiced it changed through computer.
What's with the whole Steve has no sex appeal thing? If he looked like Chris from Family Guy it make sense but it don't. He can sing. Is it because he has glasses? or a Peter Griffin chin?
I figured it was because all his individual traits are missmatched together in such a way which draws attention to them but them combined makes him look like a quilt that was sewn together with silly string and coke addled night terrors.
@@ivancescka9673 So, once the show ends, he'll no longer be a virgin? Talk about a happy ending. And realistically speaking, there are a shit ton of books, TV shows, movies, etc that basically do the same thing; only it's more about romance than sex. First show that comes to mind: Avatar The Last Airbender ending with the Kataang ship finally setting sail.
yeah but also in a lot of episodes they say he’s apart of the family, and he considers himself apart of it too. it’s just kind of a fact he is, whether they consider him or not; mainly what’s up to debate is his position in the family (what they consider his role in the family, what he considers his role in the family, and what he really is.). but still, what would be the smith family without klaus?
I love American Dad & The others. I am in the hospital battling 2 cancers I am 61 and have been watching these since they first came out. They don't have them on the tv here, so I am using my laptop. (Why do you not show the whole show but lil clips and then go to another episode and again lil clips ?)... I do have a profile on here... Thank you so very much, because there isn't much that makes me laugh these days but all my cartoons sure do. TJ
It’s a shame Hayley didn’t roast Stan. I’d imagine she would have said something like this: “Dad, you are amazing at your job! You go in every day and pretend your saving the world and making it a better place when all you’re really doing is fucking everything up and making it worse!”
Dude, I literally like Stan And Francine from American Dad better than Beth And Jerry from Rick And Morty by bringing one of my cartoon adults the best. 🤣
2:36 Roger: I’m Crying Like Francine When She Watches Grey’s Anatomy Francine: I Just Feel So Sorry For Those Poor Actors Me: Yea, That Show Was So Sad
1:19 I have a friend who has similar characteristics but with different people. My friend has the undeserved ego of Kid Rock, the annoying self-righteousness of Machine Gun Kelly, and the unbearable hypocrisy of Jeanine Pirro. In other words, he is almost as bad of a person as Taylor Swift.
Galatians 5:16-25 I say then: Walk in the Spirit, and you shall not fulfill the lust of the flesh. For the flesh lusts against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh; and these are contrary to one another, so that you do not do the things that you wish. But if you are led by the Spirit, you are not under the law. Now the works of the flesh are evident, which are: adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lewdness, idolatry, sorcery, hatred, contentions, jealousies, outbursts of wrath, selfish ambitions, dissensions, heresies, envy, murders, drunkenness, revelries, and the like; of which I tell you beforehand, just as I also told you in time past, that those who practice such things will not inherit the kingdom of God. But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, self-control. Against such there is no law. And those who are Christ’s have crucified the flesh with its passions and desires. If we live in the Spirit, let us also walk in the Spirit.
I still think they are better parents than Lois and peter
Adele Nightingale yeah, at least Stan and Francine sometimes support their kids
everyone is
*WAAAAAAY BETTER.* honestly.
No doubt they are.
This is a better cartoon than family guy
"Steve, you're never gonna get laid, there's nothing attractive of you"
What about his voice?
SilverFoxStudios she's obviously never heard him sing
Steve should just sing everything instead of talking
Right his voice sexy as hell
SilverFoxStudios gaaaaaayyy
SilverFoxStudios and his abs
Yo guys. This may sound kinda crazy but I think Roger's an alien
Da Fuq?
You'd be crazy
Bull crap
Im getting sick of this theory of roger being an alien, next youre gonna tell me that clark kent is superman.
@@xzenitramx666 or worse, peter parker is spiderman
I love stan saying "If you cant accept that well then just go **** yourself." just so casually lol.
Me when someone online can't take a joke
When stan said that it felt like that was his first swear for some reason
He said the f word weird like in a high voice
My family and I give each other shit all the time. It's how we show love and that's how you know the other person loves you if they give you shit. It's weird but I know a lot of other families who do it.
@@DgardsGaming
Yes, but do you love them like family?
Sooo... they’re just gonna let the fact that Roger tried to kill them slide???
The Goodies Geek
Meh, he’s family.
Do you prefer to be against him?
Eh it happens once a week
Family is family no matter what
If Roger said that killing them would be too easy for revenge, then why didn't he get the Smiths to roast each other in the first place? December 12, 2019, 12:51pm
In a deleted scene "Francine when she watches Grey's Anatomy" was initially "Francine when she found out that it was too late to abort Steve"
Was it really? And if true could you put a link?
1:40 I can’t believe that this revenge plan actually backfired
Thats normal Roger, he make a stupid plan for something, wort for a while, and then exploits in him face
What you expect? The writing is lazy
@@bertatafel1938 yet it took us years to notice that? Huh, where’s the irony in that
0:40 I love how Klaus has his own chair lol
American Dad rules.
This is a really cute family
Here’s a roast aimed at Stan:
“Stan, you are fantastic at your job at the CIA. And by that I mean you think you’re saving the world but in reality you’re just fucking things up and making the situation worse!”
Good, i think you could've done better with using more from what show has done with him and his job
You guys know Issei from an anime called Highschool DXD? That is how you describe him at 0:47. Just like any other Highschool DXD fan who wants to be him.
It's true. Believe it.
Only Steve has some like-able traits.
Eren Yeager such as?
Anthony Duran He has a good singing voice. Also I know Issei from DxD and hate him as well.
Eren Yeager Is that so?
Roger is the best 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
2:20 XD
oh you know what you're doing lol
I’m was with Roger when I saw this episode for the first time. Mostly because I didn’t know what a roast was. In my defense, I started watching this show when I started middle school.
lol, be that young, think you know everything but, you know nothing
I like how it’s so easy for roger to kill them
Those last words to that sentence WOWWWW!!!
2:22
i come back to what francine says a lot cause i relate to it so hard lol
I just wish after rogers realization the family would just beat the crap after trying to kill them, like when Brian gets the chance to give it to Stewie after the bet which would be really satisfying
"if you can't accept that, Go Fuck Yourself"
Fucking Glorious
2:19 Stan channeling Ted hahaha
those scorpions are pretty smart
So is Klause, like, roger's friend
Bill Nye Your Mom's a Guy no his lover
0:33 *ZOTZ!*
“Fun birthday”
why is Rachel Ray a bad person?
I think that was just a dig at her for fun. The real meat of the joke was the calling out all those conservatives who stan acts like.
wow
I am not a fan of Rachel Ray but why is she being referred to as a "Bad Person" ?
Like, what did she doo?
Thank you in advance and I hope everyone has a lovely and safe afternoon💖
(or night, depending on where you reside💖)
XxLoveMeNotToshxX Rachel Ray reportedly berates her fans and bosses her staff around when the camera is off and is all smiles when the camera is on.
Alex Jackson
Interesting,
Thank you very much for enlightening me 😊💖
I hope you have a good and safe afternoon
(or night, depending on where you reside) 💖😊
XxLoveMeNotToshxX
You are welcome. :D It is afternoon where I live. Reportedly, Rachel was down to earth and humble when she first came on the map but has let the fame go to her head.
Francine DESPISES Rachel Ray.
Check the Amazon reviews for her Dog Food.
Zots!!
I thought iwas gonna. Hear beep but hearing the d word wow never 5hought i would hear stan say that
Who's supposed to be the "Meg" in this show
clause
+Joshua Drakard oh I thought he was the Brian; talking pet, crush on friend's wife
Honestly I thought it was Steve.
yeah me 2; but I think it's impossible over his impressive set of pipes but hey i guess beggars can't be choosers
peter = stan
lois = Francine
stewie = roger
Klaus = meg
steve = chris
Hayley= brian
I love you " caieb
lol the titanic music
i feel like this is steve at his blackest but not familiar with the new stuff so
This was cute. XD
How does Roger ware glasses without ears?
3 May 2011
No offense, but I never plan to have a girlfriend or wife. I am staying single my whole life. I am not laid-back, I am uptight.
Roastinf
"Roger, we love you. You're a Smith. If you can't accept that, go fuck yourself"
So funny, yet so strangely profound.
I just love how... nonchalant he deserves the last part
Strangely Profund that’s for sure
Does anyone else think it’s kind of nice that Roger completely let’s Klaus off the hook? He just let’s him watch.
He didn’t actually roast Roger, he just laughed.
@@jacoblester5822 True, it’s just normally everyone’s kind of a jerk to him anyway
Off the hook... cuz he’s a fish. Hahaha
@@ToxicFruitSnack Good one 👌
If Rodger Shocked Him He Would Explode
I love how Francine didn't even pause or hesitate to roast Stan she had wanted to say that for while
can you blame her
@samthompson5699 jokes on you both, that son of a bitch did it!
That feeling more like a jab at Seth McFarlane in general
Where can I get a couple of those scorpions? They're uh... for a friend.
+Jeremiah Johnson lol
Bullshit
eBay it's where I got mine
LOfreakingL
Taco Bell.
"Okay Steve lets see you give it to your mama" 😂
“Oooo damn if that wasn’t my mama...”
HOLD UP!
this reminds me of a banner ad I saw on a specific type of website once...
🎵My eyes may wander,
But my heart comes home!🎵
(Comes home, Comes home)
🎵My eyes may wander,
But my heart comes home!🎵
(Comes home, Comes home)
🎵If Francine wasn't my mama,
Lord, You know I'd try to bone!🎵
'C'mon, Steve!"
🎵Lord, I've learned my lesson!
Lord, *I've* learned *my* lesson!
*Lord we've learned our lesson too-night!* 🎵
its so weird hearing them curse
lol its more funny without the beep right...
Dak Lamerbusch family used it a few times
Michael Ruiz it is
Chibezem Ndukwe right?
south park?
"Ya feel that zotz!"
I still use that line whenever I'm dealing with electricity, lol.
one day Daniel you're gonna get such a zots!
0:27
Somebody should make a list of Top 10 cartoon characters that you don't want to piss off. Roger and Cartman easily makes it on Top 5.
snd rick sanchez(when he ripped out gearheads balls and shoved them up gearheads mouth)
snd rick sanchez(when he ripped out gearheads balls and shoved them up gearheads mouth)
bibudito kobulia Good point!
Stewie Griffon is #1
Barry from archer should probably be on their
Sh*t
Steve is so talented at roasting
And that part is true, Francine is never that smart to begin with, I'm pretty sure her I.Q. is that of an amoeba.
"Look at me! I'm crying like Francine when she watches Grey's Anatomy" XDD
2:40
how i feel about the cast of game of thrones having to justify season 8
Meanwhile, the writers: 2:20
underrated comment
@@SpecsCloud That's a HOF comment, it'll never get the praise it deserves 🙌👏 👑
@@Simonporter89 I’m gonna guess that when hous of dragons was announced , all the GOT fans response was “ I’m not watching this cause they fucked up season 8”
“The self righteousness of Sean Penn”
Holy fuck I thought i was the only one.
Explain ?
@@GalvatronoverI’m not tooo familiar but dude is one of those liberal types, should just look up South Park roasting him
@@GalvatronoverHe’s an egotistical douche who acts like nobody agrees with him even though he believes what all of Hollywood believes, and donates to causes not because he cares but just to make himself look good
@Galvatronover just watch team america world police
It's sooo much funnier hearing them actually swear instead of that annoying beep. This is probably the number 1 reason why people buy the dvd's.
Are swearings seriously beeped on American TV? Damn, so glad I live in France.
@@shibitoobscura3348they’re censored on fucking streaming services too which really sucks
@@Neeko-CatI agree, anybody else who agrees drop your thoughts below.
Roger Smith get his revenge but he get owned by his own adopted family. Detective KIDS got us again :)
2:20 damn
Ikr lol
It's weird because the way he said "go fuck yourself" he sounded like Peter Griffin. And before anyone says anything YES I KNOW THEY'RE BOTH VOICED BY SETH MACFARLANE.
@@megurineziam5900 yep almost like he switched roles/characters. I find it crazy how they can voice different characters and sound all different. Can it be that they make it more low pitched or voiced it changed through computer.
@@bimmer8602 nope, it's all talent. It's not changed through computer since Seth Macfarlane can do it live.
Like Sidious in robot chicken to stormtroopers
“GO FUCK YOURSELF!”
Steve’s roast was best and is actually sooooo true
& Hailey said there was nothing attractive about him
Yung Voorheez if you heard steve singing u will simple being gay or fall in love with him
@@inichannelapaya1582 steve's voice is annoying af.
Besides, Hayley is a better singer imo
Francine's was the worst because I didn't recognize a single person she named.
@@Shuyin781 Steve has range though you gotta give him that man.
it just hit me....my name is steve and my father's is stan..
+alexandru costache Cool!
alexandru costache does a sexually ambiguous creature touch you when you sleep?
Did it just hit you that your name is Steve...and your dads is Stan? Jesus christ...How old are you,guy???
fugi de aici
alexandru costache So your name isn't Alexandru?
I'm very interested what the family's insults would've been in a different pattern.
Same
Another clue in the puzzle of American Dads hatred of Rachel Ray
- "Are you gonna kill us??!!"
- " No.... that would be too easy"
😂😂😂
he's not wrong
Hey, there are worse things than death. Stuff that I wish would happen to pedos and rapists
He has a point, though. He literally overpowered Stan with little effort until Steve shot him with the dart gun.
How's that funny?
What's with the whole Steve has no sex appeal thing? If he looked like Chris from Family Guy it make sense but it don't. He can sing. Is it because he has glasses? or a Peter Griffin chin?
Toad Lash It's because he's a nerd, that's why
Toad Lash he can't lift one chair
Toad Lash no he's actually ugly you've maybe not seen him without glasses
I figured it was because all his individual traits are missmatched together in such a way which draws attention to them but them combined makes him look like a quilt that was sewn together with silly string and coke addled night terrors.
he's super weak, feminine, and a bit short
Steve dated Akiko and Debbie.
And it was that girl Janine who wanted to smash but Stan fucked it up
Didnt he get laid in that sword dad - daughter cult episode while stan was fighting outside the closet?
Railord 720 oh yea that was the episode he finally lost his virginity
@@railord7207 no he didn't seth MacFarlane said in 2010 as long as American dad on the air steve Smith is a virgin
@@ivancescka9673 So, once the show ends, he'll no longer be a virgin? Talk about a happy ending. And realistically speaking, there are a shit ton of books, TV shows, movies, etc that basically do the same thing; only it's more about romance than sex. First show that comes to mind: Avatar The Last Airbender ending with the Kataang ship finally setting sail.
It said that's Klaus not part of the family he just a fish.
Yes he is part of the family. ..it is said in lots of episodes
He's the glue that holds the family together!
He's like Meg in that hurricane episode
yeah but also in a lot of episodes they say he’s apart of the family, and he considers himself apart of it too. it’s just kind of a fact he is, whether they consider him or not; mainly what’s up to debate is his position in the family (what they consider his role in the family, what he considers his role in the family, and what he really is.). but still, what would be the smith family without klaus?
This is better then Family Guy, and I like The Simpsons. But damn, this show's priceless! 😂
I love American Dad & The others. I am in the hospital battling 2 cancers I am 61 and have been watching these since they first came out.
They don't have them on the tv here, so I am using my laptop.
(Why do you not show the whole show but lil clips and then go to another episode and again lil clips ?)... I do have a profile on here...
Thank you so very much, because there isn't much that makes me laugh these days but all my cartoons sure do.
TJ
tj CPeters I hope you're fine now
It’s a shame Hayley didn’t roast Stan. I’d imagine she would have said something like this:
“Dad, you are amazing at your job! You go in every day and pretend your saving the world and making it a better place when all you’re really doing is fucking everything up and making it worse!”
sounds legit
2:19 to 2:22 That part killed me xD
Dude, I literally like Stan And Francine from American Dad better than Beth And Jerry from Rick And Morty by bringing one of my cartoon adults the best. 🤣
2:36
Roger: I’m Crying Like Francine When She Watches Grey’s Anatomy
Francine: I Just Feel So Sorry For Those Poor Actors
Me: Yea, That Show Was So Sad
There’s nothing attractive about Steve but let’s not forget he can sing his ass off
steve's voice is annoying af.
Besides, Hayley is a better singer imo
I like the opening theme song 😀
1:19 I have a friend who has similar characteristics but with different people. My friend has the undeserved ego of Kid Rock, the annoying self-righteousness of Machine Gun Kelly, and the unbearable hypocrisy of Jeanine Pirro. In other words, he is almost as bad of a person as Taylor Swift.
THE BENJAMIN BUTTON ROAST LMAO
This is the perfect American dad episode
Man Roger is the definition of PETTY just a reminder he asked them to roast him for his birthday 😂🤷🏽♂️
0:33 me when I play Clash Royale and there is an army of skeletons running down my lane.
I've never heard Stan say fuck before 😂
Same lol.
But... He just did... 😞
+J Rosenberg probably a blue-ray version, but that's just my guest.
+Josh Toons actually they are allowed one fuck used as an adjective, but not a verb per season.
+Ruby Temptations I never knew that!
2:20 THAT KILLED ME! XD
Uh okay how did those scorpions survive Roger's digestive system they would have been destroyed by the stomach acid
They're special butthole eating scorpions
Dude it’s a cartoon with an alien and a talking fish your over thinking the show
He's an alien and has a different anatomy. There, plot hole solved
@@bobborf1567 Thank you Captain fucking Obvious!
@@ATP2555ify thanks
ZOTS!!
2:20 *creasing with laughter*
This is one of the greatest episodes of all time!
FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!!!!
This and the one where Jeff gets abducted are the best episodes.
Wise words of a philosophers at 2:21
Haley coming in with a groaner... I love that line
I miss Ace of Base goddamnit!
I use Hayley's joke to this day
John 14:6
Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.
I'd love for them to roast roger or stan after all the terrible things they've done to Steve, francine, and hailey.
Galatians 5:16-25
I say then: Walk in the Spirit, and you shall not fulfill the lust of the flesh. For the flesh lusts against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh; and these are contrary to one another, so that you do not do the things that you wish. But if you are led by the Spirit, you are not under the law.
Now the works of the flesh are evident, which are: adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lewdness, idolatry, sorcery, hatred, contentions, jealousies, outbursts of wrath, selfish ambitions, dissensions, heresies, envy, murders, drunkenness, revelries, and the like; of which I tell you beforehand, just as I also told you in time past, that those who practice such things will not inherit the kingdom of God.
But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, self-control. Against such there is no law. And those who are Christ’s have crucified the flesh with its passions and desires. If we live in the Spirit, let us also walk in the Spirit.
Another case where removing a bleep is actually funnier
if you dont think this comment is clever then 2:22
When the smiths laughed, i laughed too
Did anyone notice that the control thing at 0:09 behind roger looks exactly like Mettaton from undertale?
SonicMariogaming omg yeah except he's a bit tilted but yeah
SonicMariogaming oh fuck off u irritating Undertale fanboys.
SonicMarioGaming who?
WhiteRice ive already beat the game today go back inside a sushi roll
SonicMarioGaming You did good not wasting your time with them.
Everyone 2:21
■Roger: zots
If Stan roasted Francine, he'd have said something about George Clooney.
Who does Francine hate more; George Clooney or Rachel ray?
0:27 You feel that ZATZ