I remember when I played Mario Kart 7 a couple years ago and I was on the twisty Rainbow Road (the one with the moon and gliders). I was near the finish line and I was drifting to gain speed and I accidentally went off the track. The weird thing was, I didn’t fall off and get rescued by Lakitu, but I somehow flew over that chunk of the course and landed back on the track below.
I tried to copy and paste the bee movie script on a video, youtube crashed and sent me to this video. i was just about to watch the whole series anyway.
wow, been a while since we've seen a 3DS Game covered man! I've never looked into MK7 Glitches, but there are wayyyy more here than I figured there'd be... Even if most of them are only small. Should have guessed with it being Mario Kart I guess!
Hey guys Andy here, back at it again with the Mario Kart glitches! Glad this ones done and sadly its not as broken as the others, but hey, thats life. Enjoy! Thanks for the support! Andy
I failed a couple of times doing the maple treeway glitch, and for some of my attempts, my game wasn’t showing the glider part that shows the symbol. It was just showing lines.
But you missed the biggest, most game breaking glitch in the game. .... No playable Waluigi. How could Nintendo let a bug like that slip unnoticed!?!?!?
Hey andy. I was wondering for your next vid if you could do the very broken crash twinsanity? I'd like to see the amount of glitches you could possibly showcase for us since I know it's quite a broken game.
I remember the Maka wuhu glitch being a racing standard in online mk7 play before thay patched it it was so funny at the time and it was funny seeing people trying the glitch online after it was patched
I remember when everyone was pulling off the Maka Wuhu trick online before it got patched. It was great to see everyone just driving off the edge even though they had already patched it. lol
Want to have stats hacks on Mario Kart 7? These hacks will let YOU choose how much VR you have, how many Wins you have, how many Losses you have, how many Coins you've collected, and how many StreetPass tags you've done. Here is a tutorial on how to get stats hacks: ua-cam.com/video/AfMbqUhNjQA/v-deo.html
I am the best in the world, apparently, according to my time. 1:16.978. Or at least, that's how it is on my server. Not sure if there are different servers used for the Nintendo Network. If you look at the times and see a "Powmas", that's me. :)
Well, obviously there are some guys like you in the comment section. You can see the real WR here : www.mkwrs.com/mk7/display.php?track=Maka+Wuhu+%28Glitch%29
Wow, those are some fast times. Well, as far as Time Trials is concerned, my record is the top. Nowhere near fast enough to be placed on that list, though :P
To be really honest, your time sucks. I don't want to be rude, but you can easily improve. My advice is to look at what the WR Holder is doing during the race to learn what you need to do.
Tried the Maple Treeway glitch a lot. Haven't got it yet, but have managed to land on top of the house and go out of bounds, and occasionally randomly spin out like I've hit a banana.
Also, there are 3 other glitches that I found: 1. Go to rainbow road (3 part one) and get to the spinning tube. Now you can just speed around, and up the walls, and you can fall off the walls, and spin around. 2. Go to Rainbow road (again) and go to the moon, right before the 3rd lap count. Drive over the lap count, then quickly drive back onto the moon’s surface. The wrong music will play, and instead of the quiet music, the normal music will play 3. Go to Wario Shipyard and get to the glider ramp. Angle yourself so that you generally are facing to the right corner of the glider panel. Then just fly off, use a mushroom going straight up, and you’ll fly over the wall, out of bounds, and die. 👍
I did #1 and something cool happened. I did it and I went in circles 3 times. Then I turned right and I kept spinning out. (I spun out 7 times in a row.) Isnt that cool?
I think it was to not mess with online leaderboards. Their options were to completely wipe all time trail records, or leave them up and patch the glitch. if they did the second, the top of the leaderboards would be untouchable cause you wouldnt be able to perform the glitch they used. So they made it impossible to do online vs other players, but allowed it vs cpu and time trails :]
Darragh Masterson there's honestly 0 track or shortcut glitches in Mario kart 8. all he would be able to talk about is firehopping, which isn't even a glitch, it's a mechanic. I love Mario Kart 8 I and would be interested to see him talk about it, there's just nothing glitchy in the game due to lakitu being immediate with picking you up.
TheCanadianWifier You've probably never even searched for glitches in MK8 which is ok. But there are actually many interesting glitches in the game. No glitch shortcuts unfortunately. I'm pretty sure there will not be any more glitch shortcuts in any new Mario Kart from now on.. :(
I've tried the Bowser Castle 1 wall jump with Bowser but I couldn't get over the wall. I think I was driving the koopa clown car with red monster wheels.
0:14 Yup, [name of franchise] + “kart” is the peak of creative ingenuity. Miyamoto had to take 5 months paid leave to rest after the veritable heckuva brainstorm that title arose from. Great video!
I actually discovered a glitch in the Battle courses. Wuhu Town has a specific corner of the outside fence where if you boost into it from the right angle, you'll clip through and out of bounds. However, it'll immediately reset you, so not that useful.
We Westerners were quite fortunate to have a creative title for Super Circuit. Its Japanese title is simply "Mario Kart Advance". At least Double Dash!! wasn't "Mario Kart GC".
I found a new glitch in Mario kart 7 in neo Bowser city if you go backwards at the beginning in time trials use a mushroom at that jump and u will go over the wall but it won't count as a lap
Mario Kart 8 deluxe and it's predecessor are extremely polished DUE to mk7 and mkw, because of their sheer amount of glitches, it seems the devs took every precaution possible to make mk8d glitchless
Great job man! I know it's hard to keep all 8 straight so You've already done: Super Mario Kart, Mario Kart 64, Mario Kart Wii, and Mario Kart 7. The ones you have left (If you plan on doing the whole Mario Kart series) are: Mario Kart Super Circuit, Mario Kart Double Dash, Mario Kart DS, and Mario Kart 8 You're welcome :)
SupyMK shit guys stop making me grind more tbh I rarely even play this game lmao, I just grind for rainbow road when I feel like playing, I think I'm just under 2 mins lol
I tried the lighthouse glitch in wuhu loop, and it almost worked. I was actually placed just before the turn to the end. But it worked and I'm not complaining about that!!
My friend found that last Maka Wuhu glitch on his own (though he goes to the left instead) and he has the world record, or at least the last time I checked the leaderboards. He probably hadn't updated the leaderboard, so it looked like he was the #1. If the lead player on the 3DS is a player named Thomas, then that's him.
When the game first came out, I (briefly) held the world record on Maka Wuhu because I found that shortcut glitch by accident. Closest I'll ever get to actually being good. :P
I remember the Maka Wuhu glitch. It was really funny seeing everyone online suddenly drive off the course like it was nothing.
i knew someone who showed it to me i was waiting for it
Loooooool good times :')
Vikushu ahh I miss that one.
Same. Too bad that's been spoiled.
I'm glad it got patched out, people always selected Maka Wuhu whenever they could before it got patched
2:27 "You're not supposed to be here" Lakitu sounds so stressed out lol
The Maka Wuhu glitch was abused so much online. But it was funny watching people try it once it was patched
its still possible but a little bit harder
Brynty Jermy I once was racing against a Metal Mario who tried to do the short cut but he/she gave up when he/she saw everyone at the 3rd section.
It can still be done in time trials interestingly enough.
@Samuel Massiss You can do it I just did it.
@Samir Nasseir It's patched *ONLINE* not offline
Its amazing how people find these glitches
Ike
Ikr*
They try
Sometimes it happens through normal gameplay actually lol
Oh yeah yeah
I remember when I played Mario Kart 7 a couple years ago and I was on the twisty Rainbow Road (the one with the moon and gliders). I was near the finish line and I was drifting to gain speed and I accidentally went off the track. The weird thing was, I didn’t fall off and get rescued by Lakitu, but I somehow flew over that chunk of the course and landed back on the track below.
I tried to copy and paste the bee movie script on a video, youtube crashed and sent me to this video. i was just about to watch the whole series anyway.
man, off all the videos A+Start made, youtube had to choose one without any crashes.
Ur Mom 118 hello long lost member
Nice
6:04 My Friends are calling me a hacker for this glitch
They are idiots
@@check_about_right_fucking_now I was just gonna say that.
@@rightfalse5856 same xD
@@check_about_right_fucking_nowweed
You know there is another way to do this. You can boost to the right corner of the cave to make it faster. But it’s harder to do
10:02 this shortcut takes a lot of pr (music) REEEE
wow, been a while since we've seen a 3DS Game covered man! I've never looked into MK7 Glitches, but there are wayyyy more here than I figured there'd be... Even if most of them are only small. Should have guessed with it being Mario Kart I guess!
MikeyTaylorGaming HELLO. You do GLITCH picnic! Love your channel
MikeyTaylorGaming hi
"The lighthouse" is actually called "The Candle" . Yeah, I'm 1 of the few who actually LIKE Wii Sports Resort. 😔
Wii sports resorts is amazing
I absolutely love that game
HyperBeast43 same
HyperBeast43 few????
Few????
Hey guys Andy here, back at it again with the Mario Kart glitches! Glad this ones done and sadly its not as broken as the others, but hey, thats life. Enjoy! Thanks for the support!
Andy
Had I known you'd found that, of course. There should really be better documentation for stuff like this. Nice find though. :)
heyo!
Hey, Andy! I have MK7.
I very like your glitch video you tell use how to do them in very Pacific was to do it
A+Start you're awesome!!!!
I failed a couple of times doing the maple treeway glitch, and for some of my attempts, my game wasn’t showing the glider part that shows the symbol. It was just showing lines.
@Shawn Doyle What?
@@GreatDaneDJ ?
Lemmy x Pro it’s a joke from roblox when u say numbers sometimes it tags it out
But you missed the biggest, most game breaking glitch in the game.
....
No playable Waluigi. How could Nintendo let a bug like that slip unnoticed!?!?!?
_Data_Drain_ Especially when Waluigi Pinball was brought back
No Waluigi, but HONEY QUEEN AND WIGGLER??? WTF WERE THEY THINKING?
what? how could that go unnoticed?! waluigi is the one they always pay attention to!! (probably)
_Data_Drain_ WAH!
Super Yoshi Exactly what I thought
The one I’ve found to be easiest is Maka Wuhu. I even discovered it unknowingly and didn’t know it was a glitch or not until I watched this video.
1:36 How much do you want to bet that he learned how to say that sentence in Japanese just for the video?
True lol
Bruce Lee 100000000000 dollars
Such an irrelevant comment.
Phexism, how is it irrelevant?
Bruce Lee because the whole video is about Mario Kart glitches and you're fixated over some Japanese...
These out of bounds glitches are actually super useful for me, because a minigame that me and my friends love to play in MK7 is Hide and Seek.
now i wish i hadn't lost my cartridge
Jaden Horne My sister lost mine. I got all gold parts and all characters and all 3 stars on every cup.
+MarioKart7z xD
MarioKart7z Mario kart 8 is far better ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
no it isn't, no glitches and all shorctucts that the creators knew about
mka79 yes it is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you cannot deny 8 is better than 7.
1:35 Okay I'm impressed
Hey andy. I was wondering for your next vid if you could do the very broken crash twinsanity? I'd like to see the amount of glitches you could possibly showcase for us since I know it's quite a broken game.
Yes, please!
Nutty The Crazy Squirrel "Nuttyshi"
He can't do a video for Twinsanity
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It needs to be a whole movie
Nutty The Crazy Squirrel "Nuttyshi" YESSSSSSS PLEASE DO THIS ANDY
Nutty The Crazy Squirrel "Nuttyshi" n
i was about to ask the same question
Dude!One of your glitches helped me get the world record in makawuhu!Thanks!
"You're not s'posed to be here" for some reason, I found that hilarious
Mario Kart 7 was one of my favorite 3ds games growing up, and seeing this video was a great nostalgia trip! Great stuff here Andy =D
I was just on a SOAG marathon and this pops up! Nice vid, man!
SOAG????
Blu Dj Son. Of. A. Glitch.
Mr.Bail i knew that but just couldn't remember it for some reason.
It really saved alot if time for me by putting it in the description thank you
I remember the Maka wuhu glitch being a racing standard in online mk7 play before thay patched it it was so funny at the time and it was funny seeing people trying the glitch online after it was patched
This channel is one of few i could binge watch before i fall sleep and have done on many occasions. love the content andy
8:00 - Not unlike the actual Luigi's Mansion ;)
I remember when everyone was pulling off the Maka Wuhu trick online before it got patched. It was great to see everyone just driving off the edge even though they had already patched it. lol
When I heard the theme nostalgia hit me like a TRAIN
That Maka Wuhu glitch got to the top of ghost leaderboards it was sick
Scykoh is a patreon backer? Awesome
lol backer
I just learned so many shortcuts. Thanks!
2:41 Man, the tree to the left of Lakitu was a really sneaky Easter Egg for Alolan Exeggutor!
Scarby
Or, you know, it's just a normal tree.
Angelo Acosta Maaaaaaaaybe...
the game was released before pokemon sun and moon
WAYYYY BEFORE
SonicCrafter 26 I said Easter Egg and not reference/cameo because of that ya dumb butt. ;)
Scarby it's still not an Easter egg NO ONE EVER EVEN KNEW ABOUT SUN AND MOON ya dumb butt ;)
A most excellent video, Andy-san.
I bet it does disconnect on purpose if you go backwards.
Rena Kunisaki ... no kidding
I'm guessing that's it was made in case someone was being a sore loser and didn't want to finish the race.
Yep, the game disconnects you if you stay in place or go backwards for 15 seconds
MC_ Sea if youre in last place and really far behind it finishes for you
Want to have stats hacks on Mario Kart 7? These hacks will let YOU choose how much VR you have, how many Wins you have, how many Losses you have, how many Coins you've collected, and how many StreetPass tags you've done. Here is a tutorial on how to get stats hacks: ua-cam.com/video/AfMbqUhNjQA/v-deo.html
"this can be hit or miss because it has to be extreme enough"
Me: how is it not extreme?
Wow over 4 years old and the wuhu loop glitch still isn't patched. Thank god.
waaaaaaaaait, there's an alternate path at the beginning of Maple Treeway? was that in MK Wii too?
...yes ;D
God dammit. I've played that level to death and I never noticed that
***** Lol :P Well, learn something new everyday :)
Same, Same.
I feel the same way
Finally there is a Son of a MK7 Glitch Episode
I remember using the Maka Wuhu glitch and getting one of the fastest times in the board. Beat it around 1 minute
TheCraigadile I was the best in the world
I am the best in the world, apparently, according to my time. 1:16.978. Or at least, that's how it is on my server. Not sure if there are different servers used for the Nintendo Network. If you look at the times and see a "Powmas", that's me. :)
Well, obviously there are some guys like you in the comment section. You can see the real WR here : www.mkwrs.com/mk7/display.php?track=Maka+Wuhu+%28Glitch%29
Wow, those are some fast times. Well, as far as Time Trials is concerned, my record is the top. Nowhere near fast enough to be placed on that list, though :P
To be really honest, your time sucks. I don't want to be rude, but you can easily improve. My advice is to look at what the WR Holder is doing during the race to learn what you need to do.
Finally a Mario kart 7 video thanks Andy
7:31 I got it first try !👍
CTM387 me to
How
Tool me like 15 tries.
Mario Kart 7 I had since before I was 10 years. It was one of my first Super Mario games :)
I'm a sucker for jazzy Mario music. I even enjoyed Sticker Star because of its music alone.
Colton Patterson sticker star isn't a bad game it just gets a lot of hate for being different
Like me
XD
Tried the Maple Treeway glitch a lot. Haven't got it yet, but have managed to land on top of the house and go out of bounds, and occasionally randomly spin out like I've hit a banana.
Nobody:
Tik tokers in 2018: 1:55
??????
Hit or miss
@@lampoilropebombs0640 Search Hit or Miss
I guess the never miss huh
Good to see a fellow toad main
“This can be hit or miss.”
Me in 2018
“HE SAID IT BEFORE WE ALL KNEW IT!”
Spooky IKR
Was that before tik tok?
Sunflower Main you know it’s a saying though 😑
yeah I know lmao.
Damn I haven’t seen MK7 in ages, and this video popped in my recommendations and it’s good to be back to this game
I never stopped playing since 2014 lol
I played MK7 once in 2017
Lol I remember getting top on 2 of these courses after hours of glitching lmaoooo
Posted on my birthday, and about one of my fav 3ds games!
will you ever do son of a glitches on the other mario kart titles?
Mario Kart: Super Circuit
Mario Kart: Double Dash
Mario Kart DS
and
Mario Kart 8
SuperSanicTheHedgehog check playlist, he already did some.
SuperSanicTheHedgehog NEED MARIO KART SUPER CIRCUIT SON OF A GLICH EPISODE!
Mario Kart 8 was made with very few glitches ( probably none at all ) so he probably wouldn't find anything.
っゆきあいして
ua-cam.com/video/hZW-OoPupxc/v-deo.html
Come on, go back having a meme name.
I just bought mk7 today and this is the best video for me... for now.
Also, there are 3 other glitches that I found:
1. Go to rainbow road (3 part one) and get to the spinning tube. Now you can just speed around, and up the walls, and you can fall off the walls, and spin around.
2. Go to Rainbow road (again) and go to the moon, right before the 3rd lap count. Drive over the lap count, then quickly drive back onto the moon’s surface. The wrong music will play, and instead of the quiet music, the normal music will play
3. Go to Wario Shipyard and get to the glider ramp. Angle yourself so that you generally are facing to the right corner of the glider panel. Then just fly off, use a mushroom going straight up, and you’ll fly over the wall, out of bounds, and die. 👍
I did #1 and something cool happened. I did it and I went in circles 3 times. Then I turned right and I kept spinning out. (I spun out 7 times in a row.) Isnt that cool?
I also did it and got pushed backwards
I love that kart tire combo
Didn't Nintendo patch the Wuhu and Maka Wuhu glitched shortcuts?
Now On AFM online only you can do it offline
Interesting. I never knew. Thought they patched it up completely. I'm surprised they didn't do that actually.
I think it was to not mess with online leaderboards. Their options were to completely wipe all time trail records, or leave them up and patch the glitch. if they did the second, the top of the leaderboards would be untouchable cause you wouldnt be able to perform the glitch they used. So they made it impossible to do online vs other players, but allowed it vs cpu and time trails :]
no i use the maka wuhu glitch so much
I miss it so much
7:05 Oh my I remember this happening to me when someone threw a bomb at me....I can’t believe someone else figured that out :D
vould you please do mario kart 8 next
He should get in touch with me when he does! o:
The Max. Yes please
Darragh Masterson there's honestly 0 track or shortcut glitches in Mario kart 8. all he would be able to talk about is firehopping, which isn't even a glitch, it's a mechanic.
I love Mario Kart 8 I and would be interested to see him talk about it, there's just nothing glitchy in the game due to lakitu being immediate with picking you up.
TheCanadianWifier
You've probably never even searched for glitches in MK8 which is ok. But there are actually many interesting glitches in the game. No glitch shortcuts unfortunately.
I'm pretty sure there will not be any more glitch shortcuts in any new Mario Kart from now on.. :(
The Max. Specially when there are rumours of having 16 more tracks in the Switch.
The track skip in the Luigi's mansion course reminds me of the speed run strat for the Luigi's mansion
1:55 I guess they never miss huh
Osprey I was about to comment this
Osprey you have a boyfriend i bet he doesnt kiss yaa
jusin james what if they are gay
Thank you for the glitches the glitches helped me
4:00
Maybe you could've... y'know... drove a regular lap then backed up?
No?
Too creative?
Lmao they lazy
OMG thank you! I've been looking for a way to go through those fallen trees now this is the best game ever I enjoy it so much.
6:02
With that glitch, i'm STILL holding a world record
xD
And i don't know my MK8 name because i didn't play the game in a year :/
Text faces folder: (ᵔᴥᵔ)✪._.▼ Faces real life folder:🌹❌👤 😪😣👎😭
thanks
So your name is tryhyj?
- Aureusz - your time trials leaderboard isn't the world record
I subbed because these glitches are the best and your change is the best!
I've tried the Bowser Castle 1 wall jump with Bowser but I couldn't get over the wall. I think I was driving the koopa clown car with red monster wheels.
yes i jump over the wall but don't skipped the part
You need the slick wheels and the b dash
This channel is great. Keep on making awesome videos!
How about Mario Kart 8 Deluxe?
0:14 Yup, [name of franchise] + “kart” is the peak of creative ingenuity. Miyamoto had to take 5 months paid leave to rest after the veritable heckuva brainstorm that title arose from. Great video!
7:55 I guess they never miss, huh?
I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT!!!!!
And?
p0p
thank you for making this video
Do mariokart 8 next
Zac Da Best Already happened
Karatekidd09 S7LightG3laxy no it hasent
I actually discovered a glitch in the Battle courses. Wuhu Town has a specific corner of the outside fence where if you boost into it from the right angle, you'll clip through and out of bounds. However, it'll immediately reset you, so not that useful.
"The second most solid game"
*video is 11 and a half minuets long*
We Westerners were quite fortunate to have a creative title for Super Circuit. Its Japanese title is simply "Mario Kart Advance". At least Double Dash!! wasn't "Mario Kart GC".
I found a new glitch in Mario kart 7 in neo Bowser city if you go backwards at the beginning in time trials use a mushroom at that jump and u will go over the wall but it won't count as a lap
I did find it I just found it today
Thx Deem for the Maple Treeway Ultra Shortcut
Where's Mario kart super circuit?!
1:17 this glitch happened to me alot of times it was so fun seeing me as french 😂
WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?
None Sexual Sadist with that name I totally believe you
Still better than Scykoh, i had to find him since I forgot his name since he has been dead for so long
Glitches are hard to find mate
ScykohPlays is alive as heck tho, so idk did he just give up on glitches?
+Nintendo tales, i hope that he gets his act together, I loved his work.
Thanks! I was having trouble with the game...
SON OF A GLITCH POKEMON SUN/MOON
Not enough glitches discovered in that game for an episode.
AceStriker Maybe Minor Glitch
Yay it came out! :)
1:55 - *_i guess they never miss huh_*
Awesome stuff. Do you use a capture card to get this footage?
How about Mario kart 8?
*Bike conner clip infestifes*
Mario Kart 8 deluxe and it's predecessor are extremely polished DUE to mk7 and mkw, because of their sheer amount of glitches, it seems the devs took every precaution possible to make mk8d glitchless
I’ve done the glitch at 6:07 now I’m #1 on time trials
1:54 *HIT OR MISS, I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS, HUH?*
Lakatu in mario kart wii: the dad who wants you to have fun even if your doing something stupid
Lakatu in 7: NO DONT YOU MIGHT GET HURT
1:55 i guess im never gonna miss huh
Vladimir Gonzalez you have a boyfriend i bet he doesnt kiss yaa
You go find a better meme and we won't miss ya 😉
Great job man! I know it's hard to keep all 8 straight so You've already done: Super Mario Kart, Mario Kart 64, Mario Kart Wii, and Mario Kart 7. The ones you have left (If you plan on doing the whole Mario Kart series) are: Mario Kart Super Circuit, Mario Kart Double Dash, Mario Kart DS, and Mario Kart 8 You're welcome :)
*all 8 straight so I'll help :)
P.S. I didn't add Mario Kart 8 Deluxe because it's too soon to its release or announcement (honestly I forgot. Haven't been paying attention :) )
so glad I got mk7 but I won't do these glitches
I want to be professional at mario kart
Nice this will help!
I have the Maka Wuhu world record! I'm first on the leaderboard with 1:01.699! Beat that ;)
time for me to grind for 1:01:698 for the sole purpose of being _that guy_
Kakukoro fuck now I need to grind for 1:00:98
Guys, I just improved my world record to 59.123! :O Look on the leaderboard for yourself!
SupyMK shit guys stop making me grind more
tbh I rarely even play this game lmao, I just grind for rainbow road when I feel like playing, I think I'm just under 2 mins lol
Necrobones Plus Lol. My real record is 1:05.360. And my Rainbow Road is 1:38.8. I play this game a lot. (Around 1700 hours :o)
I tried the lighthouse glitch in wuhu loop, and it almost worked. I was actually placed just before the turn to the end. But it worked and I'm not complaining about that!!
You Did It Perfect Then
But I thought Nintendo *never* released glitchy products? According to Nintendo fans, everything they touch is perfectly optimized gold.
OtterloopB what are you even saying? Nearly every game has glitches.... Like seriously what the actual fuck.
even the most perfect looking games, will have glitches
@@reee9782 woosh
My friend found that last Maka Wuhu glitch on his own (though he goes to the left instead) and he has the world record, or at least the last time I checked the leaderboards. He probably hadn't updated the leaderboard, so it looked like he was the #1. If the lead player on the 3DS is a player named Thomas, then that's him.
i have crippling depression
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Noah Guldhammer im gay
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Noah Guldhammer I know. I was the one who stole your sandwich.
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When the game first came out, I (briefly) held the world record on Maka Wuhu because I found that shortcut glitch by accident. Closest I'll ever get to actually being good. :P