Life's Too Short - Maximus Minimus

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  • Опубліковано 19 сер 2024
  • I do not own this video, I posted the scene because I find it extremely amusing.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 83

  • @rooneye
    @rooneye 2 роки тому +12

    1:14 "Don't go on the dual carriage way, take the back roads!" 🤣🤣🤣 He's been here so many times before. He knows.

  • @joshuacole4066
    @joshuacole4066 9 років тому +121

    They guy who plays the drunk dwarf is my great uncle, no joke, he's called peter bonner

    • @semplew
      @semplew 8 років тому +41

      your uncle is a legend.

    • @SenorKristobbalVLog
      @SenorKristobbalVLog 8 років тому +10

      +Joshua Cole Other than Warwick he was the only dwarf in the whole series who can act

    • @thezachmarsh
      @thezachmarsh 3 роки тому +7

      "MY NAME IS PETER BONNER, AND I'LL HAVE MY END AWAY WITH YOUR WIFE... OR THE NEXT!"

    • @MrTomb789
      @MrTomb789 3 роки тому +2

      prove it...

    • @ianinkster2261
      @ianinkster2261 3 роки тому

      Are you a little person or are you an....adult???

  • @jonnysupreme
    @jonnysupreme 2 роки тому +24

    "I'll get my end away with your wife or the next" fucking brilliant writing

    • @aljabirxiju9475
      @aljabirxiju9475 Рік тому

      i'll have my any way.... you said it was brilliant but misquoted...wtf

    • @oBuLLzEyEo1013
      @oBuLLzEyEo1013 Рік тому

      ​@@aljabirxiju9475You are absolutely wrong and clearly not familiar with the slang used here. He defun says "have my end away" Google it you uncultured swine...

    • @hibbidyjibbidyy
      @hibbidyjibbidyy 18 днів тому

      im howlking lol

  • @JimsEquipmentShed
    @JimsEquipmentShed 11 років тому +26

    "Flailing like a dung beetle", one of the best lines ever!

    • @Tor010
      @Tor010 2 роки тому +2

      Another of KPs sayings nicked by Gervais

  • @cjsteers
    @cjsteers 12 років тому +83

    I heard Warwick was thinking about robbing the butchers.. but the steaks were too high

    • @RCsFinest
      @RCsFinest 6 років тому +3

      Chris Steers argargarga 😊

    • @tiotom9217
      @tiotom9217 3 роки тому +9

      The steaks were high but the risks were low.

    • @solidshake12
      @solidshake12 3 роки тому +5

      @@tiotom9217 like robbing a Mars bar.

    • @pauldonohoe3646
      @pauldonohoe3646 2 роки тому +2

      6 cows playing poker and smoking weed. The steaks were high.

  • @MrOx85
    @MrOx85 2 місяці тому +2

    A grown man riding a little girls bike with training wheels is hilarious and the fact its the perfect size makes me wee.😂

  • @Chefcouchon
    @Chefcouchon 2 місяці тому +2

    “He’s throwing up over his own penis” had me crying

  • @danielmcgovern5986
    @danielmcgovern5986 2 роки тому +1

    I like the two women who pass him at 1:21 like it’s just another plastered gladiator dwarf riding a tricycle. Haha!

  • @billlowe70
    @billlowe70 7 років тому +12

    That's the best punch line ever - "he's throwing up over his own penis"

    • @russelltofts7233
      @russelltofts7233 Рік тому

      Better than throwing up over someone else's penis.

    • @billlowe70
      @billlowe70 Рік тому

      ​@@russelltofts7233 Dad?

  • @ginamutalip5906
    @ginamutalip5906 3 роки тому +6

    This is just so wicked funny! 🤣

  • @semehbarcelona
    @semehbarcelona 12 років тому +9

    Flaling like a dung beetle, thats a pilkers line!

  • @stevejohnman68
    @stevejohnman68 7 місяців тому

    Everytime they think they're in a movie they go and get wasted! 😅

  • @Tor010
    @Tor010 2 роки тому

    Dung beetle... Lol 🤣 Karl's Jokes again creeping through.

  • @koookeee
    @koookeee 2 роки тому

    "Oh, that’s pathetic." Well, that’s what I call a succinct assessment.

  • @keyboarddancers
    @keyboarddancers 11 років тому +2

    totally! my stomach aches watching this!!

  • @Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan
    @Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan 11 років тому +2

    Well at least this guy didn't drive a go-kart. LOL
    Leprechaun joke.

    • @gonjafarma89
      @gonjafarma89 5 років тому

      Go cart would've been better.
      At least it has a motor

  • @simplelife88393
    @simplelife88393 12 років тому +5

    LMAO this show had me laughing so much, did you see the scene with Cyber Slayer?? GOLD!

  • @contessa.adella
    @contessa.adella 2 роки тому +2

    Did Warwick write these scenes himself? Hilarious. I know it was a while ago, but this was some of the best Brit comedy on tv. I got to say….Warwick never comes up short on delivery.

  • @oBuLLzEyEo1013
    @oBuLLzEyEo1013 Рік тому

    Interesting how said he was there to pick up a dwarf instead of asking about him by name and considering what follows...

  • @xXDissolvedGirlXx
    @xXDissolvedGirlXx 12 років тому +2

    that was amazing :)

  • @jjamo5
    @jjamo5 2 роки тому

    Brilliant!

  • @alibhe18
    @alibhe18 12 років тому +2

    hilarious! haha just brillent!

  • @Ellis01234567890
    @Ellis01234567890 11 років тому +1

    Simon would love that guy...

  • @semplew
    @semplew 12 років тому +1

    This bit was hilarious!!

  • @bwbs98
    @bwbs98 11 років тому +1

    Pete is hilarious hahaha

  • @fin_jan
    @fin_jan 2 роки тому

    "dual carriage way"... That's hysterical!
    Who talks like that?!

    • @rmoz2729
      @rmoz2729 Місяць тому

      What do you mean? A dual carriageway is what that type of road is called.

  • @Cikara25
    @Cikara25 12 років тому +1

    Midget gladiator toooo funnnnnny!!!

  • @robkunkel8833
    @robkunkel8833 Місяць тому

    Who write this stuff? It is incredible! And I’m American. But drunk too. 🎉

  • @seabury
    @seabury 12 років тому

    dead dead dead from laughter

  • @Gaffer_SLR
    @Gaffer_SLR 11 років тому

    surely if people were getting the two mixed up they would be calling them "Dwidgets"

  • @HDaleZ
    @HDaleZ 12 років тому

    Hilarious !! Upload all of episode 4 :)

  • @pasulj36
    @pasulj36  12 років тому +5

    When midgets take drugs, they don't get high. They get medium.

  • @mattsan70
    @mattsan70 2 роки тому

    Is that 'elf and safety compliant?

  • @crypter27
    @crypter27 11 років тому +1

    Is that burgle cut?

  • @Mypatchytwat
    @Mypatchytwat 11 років тому +2

    that's out of order

  • @paulfitzpatrick6290
    @paulfitzpatrick6290 3 роки тому

    So whats a goblin?

  • @TOM-cr8or
    @TOM-cr8or 3 роки тому

    Hahaha

  • @iloveneytiri
    @iloveneytiri 12 років тому

    When they do this sort of shit on the Inbetweeners people love it but because its a dwarf people find it uncomfortable. Crazy double standards

  • @meinfurther6929
    @meinfurther6929 2 роки тому +2

    Ewwwww!!

  • @MIngalls
    @MIngalls 12 років тому

    hahah midgets are the greatest people ever!! Sooo fuckin awesome!!

  • @cockoffgewgle4993
    @cockoffgewgle4993 6 років тому +2

    Pretty sure the police don't let drunk and disorderlies go while they're still drunk and disorderly.

    • @Hossak
      @Hossak 3 роки тому +1

      Little people get special dispensation :)

    • @contessa.adella
      @contessa.adella 2 роки тому

      How little do you need to be…to get away with exposing yourself in a police station? Is it ok if kneeling?

  • @rbeck3200tb40
    @rbeck3200tb40 6 років тому

    Whats a "dual carriage way " ???????

    • @warrensmith8606
      @warrensmith8606 5 років тому +1

      2 lanes of traffic in same direction on either side of a central reservation with a speed limit of 70mph.

    • @chrisrowl5001
      @chrisrowl5001 4 роки тому

      Warren Smith speed limit 70mph unless stated otherwise

  • @fionanewport716
    @fionanewport716 6 років тому

    How is it ok to say,"I'm here to pick up a dwarf"? The rule seems to be, if you are the 'whatever' you can be as non pic as you want. Not really helpful to me trying to keep up with what's ok and what's not to say.

    • @TheXitone
      @TheXitone 5 років тому

      ^

    • @oBuLLzEyEo1013
      @oBuLLzEyEo1013 Рік тому

      Interesting in the context of the show how he himself says "dwarf" isn't it...

  • @101andrewj
    @101andrewj 12 років тому +3

    when i first seen the midget roman drunk i nearly died