The Legend of Kairo Seijuro - Tales From the Internet

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  • @JustinWhangYt
    @JustinWhangYt  5 років тому +524

    More Tales From the Internet: ua-cam.com/video/S_Aevpv8Faw/v-deo.html

  • @Cislunar13
    @Cislunar13 5 років тому +5419

    He took on an apprentice and gave her the backstory he wanted for himself.
    Noble. Truly noble.

    • @danielstapleton8611
      @danielstapleton8611 4 роки тому +231

      He also put her in danger by not giving her a life vest

    • @an3582
      @an3582 4 роки тому +17

      This is great.

    • @Triattt
      @Triattt 4 роки тому +661

      @@danielstapleton8611 Did Naruto had a life vest when he was training his chakra to walk on water? How are you going to be an anime protagonist without taking risks?

    • @lamedrawings
      @lamedrawings 4 роки тому +274

      The time skip for her to get stronger is gonna be insane.

    • @ronjeremy4571
      @ronjeremy4571 4 роки тому +13

      @@Triattt 🤣😭🤣😭

  • @pairot01
    @pairot01 5 років тому +4790

    There are legends of a girl, a teenage girl who weilds the sword of her dead master, haunted by the memories of those she couldn't save. Watch out subway brawlers, you are not safe from Shinirimo Seijuro.

    • @shaeelmohammed7388
      @shaeelmohammed7388 5 років тому +297

      Word on the street is that she also unlocked the power of the kurikara demon trapped in her master's blade

    • @xthunderclesx
      @xthunderclesx 5 років тому +37

      No the only subway we have in Phoenix is the sandwich store. That incident was in the light rail - what major metro areas that don't care about public transit have to look like they do. The funniest thing is the drivers area which consists of a lever he can use to make it go faster or slower and a screen showing the mph that starts to go nuts if he exceeds 30mph. Fun fact: the week it opened many cars crashed into despite the fact that the roads were torn up for like 2 years while they built the track so it's not like an extremely slow train in the middle if the street should have been a huge surprise.

    • @Quandry1
      @Quandry1 5 років тому +13

      @@xthunderclesx it happened because people here don't know how to drive and aren't thinking about anything but themselves. Like where they can shove in to jump in line, Who they can cut off to get to the fast lane, thinking they don't need to do more than 35 or 40 to merge on to a 65 mile an hour freeway, etc...

    • @xthunderclesx
      @xthunderclesx 5 років тому +15

      @@Quandry1 people thinking only of themselves. That does sound like Phoenix

    • @aidan8465
      @aidan8465 5 років тому +48

      Some say that she trained to fight the water monster that killed her master

  • @colin2116
    @colin2116 4 роки тому +958

    "He never lived in Japan for 15 years in a Japanese death squad." Glad you cleared that up!

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou 3 роки тому +1

      There was some weeb out there that believed that shit, probably

    • @maxiponso3986
      @maxiponso3986 3 роки тому +10

      hoew do you know he didnt?

    • @theLongPigChef
      @theLongPigChef 3 роки тому +24

      Damn I figured it had to be true. What is the world coming to when you can't trust a guy with a 30$ samurai sword?!?!

    • @thisasiankidistrashfordram374
      @thisasiankidistrashfordram374 3 роки тому

      No Shit, Sherlock(to his brother). We figured that out the moment we saw his sad, pathetic self on screen.

  • @someoneelse5020
    @someoneelse5020 5 років тому +3909

    Doubt he died. A true weeaboo fakes their death and returns when the heroes need him next season. Let us hear from you again one day, katana man.

    • @eekaboo3659
      @eekaboo3659 5 років тому +143

      When the world needed him most he vanished leaving only but a memory and his legendary katana

    • @C-Murph
      @C-Murph 5 років тому +44

      Can't wait for next season.

    • @greenhowie
      @greenhowie 5 років тому +71

      His soul was split between the two swords. One light, one dark, they were sold to separate corners of the globe to bestow great power upon those who wielded them, corrupting or purifying all they touched.
      Until now...
      WELCOME TO THE NEW STAGE OF HISTORY.

    • @Asynchr0ny
      @Asynchr0ny 5 років тому +30

      Nah, he got Isekai'd ..

    • @artificialavocado9652
      @artificialavocado9652 5 років тому +13

      When the days become dark and all hope seems lost our hero will return to the realms of mortal men once more.

  • @Merf_Gaming
    @Merf_Gaming 5 років тому +7242

    His last words were just "NO!"? Man, this guy was an anime protagonist to the last breath.

  • @NintendanGX
    @NintendanGX 4 роки тому +632

    They say the moment Kairo touched the bottom of the ocean, the resturaunt owner who harassed him finally succumbed to his cuts, not realising he himself was already dead. Blood sprayed like a fountain as his body fell to pieces.

    • @AidenLS
      @AidenLS 3 роки тому +24

      Legend says he heard him hit the ground even though he was not around him, Kairos sword was sheathed before he died and with that. The word "what?" Left the managers lips before he exploded. Or so they say...

    • @Matt_Barnes
      @Matt_Barnes Рік тому +5

      The 5 Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique, but with a sword and about 598,658 steps later instead of 5.

    • @YourMom-cs3fd
      @YourMom-cs3fd Рік тому +1

      Apparently the restaurant owner died after 5 steps

  • @curaamare209
    @curaamare209 5 років тому +650

    He is not dead. He's fighting the water demon for all time to keep us all safe.

    • @jeffreymacmullin1653
      @jeffreymacmullin1653 5 років тому +23

      Water is the strongest element. He’ll lose sooner or later just as the rock will erode.

    • @Igneeka
      @Igneeka 5 років тому +8

      And his student has been put in a deep sleep for the next 100 years ?

    • @faze.amuzante3966
      @faze.amuzante3966 5 років тому +5

      He's protecting our precious baby Lovecraft from Cthulhu

    • @aelix56
      @aelix56 5 років тому +5

      @@Igneeka he's doing a training montage

    • @tuckerraschdorf8742
      @tuckerraschdorf8742 4 роки тому +2

      @@jeffreymacmullin1653 Bold of you to assume water beats weeb as it does rock

  • @stuflames4769
    @stuflames4769 5 років тому +2271

    Life vests may look dorky, but that's better than drowning.
    Wear them, and tell your apprentices to wear them as well.

    • @superfunnyjoke3922
      @superfunnyjoke3922 5 років тому +91

      A true samurai never abides by basic safety precautions

    • @fematrailer
      @fematrailer 4 роки тому +29

      Where's that old .jpg of the African militia dude wearing a bright-ass orange lifejacket and a Kalashnikov in a firefight?

    • @ChicDead26
      @ChicDead26 4 роки тому +5

      And maybe learn how to swim.

    • @ObnoxiousCamoToe
      @ObnoxiousCamoToe 4 роки тому +24

      @@ChicDead26 A lot of people drown because their body simply couldn't go any farther. Panicking makes it harder. Falling overboard in dangerous bodies of water can still kill people who have pfd's on, we have many cases here at the end of the Mississippi River each year of people falling overboard and drowning, even with pfd's on.

    • @ChicDead26
      @ChicDead26 4 роки тому +2

      @@ObnoxiousCamoToe Yeah, i get ya. Still, learning how to swim will also bring your confidence up. Not saying it would've saved everyone that has ever drowned on stationary water ever, but surely would've brought the number of cases down. Right?

  • @orgixvi3
    @orgixvi3 5 років тому +260

    I'm kind of disappointed that his body was recovered. It would've been exactly what Kairo would want, for only his legendary blade to survive him and be passed on to his young protogé.

  • @WatchingPup
    @WatchingPup 5 років тому +676

    Obviously water was his only weakness: the rain outside the restaurant, the drowning. He wanted to train around his only true enemy and become the greatest sword master of all. RIP Kairo Seijuro.

    • @Klunk234
      @Klunk234 5 років тому +16

      Izaac Wopz Thank you for making me laugh my ass off sir 😂

    • @etereo15
      @etereo15 5 років тому +6

      Unbrekable2

    • @roundabout468
      @roundabout468 5 років тому +30

      And Japan is an Island... The man trained surrounded by water for 15 years. What a fucking badass.

    • @espalorp3286
      @espalorp3286 5 років тому +8

      Could... this water, be an enemy stand?!

    • @spazzwazzle
      @spazzwazzle 3 роки тому

      Holy fuck, this comment made me cry even harder with laughter

  • @thepotatoshow1887
    @thepotatoshow1887 5 років тому +2617

    Lived like an Anime protagonist, died like an Anime protagonist.

    • @davidgreen5994
      @davidgreen5994 4 роки тому +146

      +Sexy Potato He didn't die, he was summoned by a God, as a Hero in another world... he was our best swordsman, and now he got a harem of elf girls saving that world from the Demon Lord.

    • @Redcloudsrocks
      @Redcloudsrocks 4 роки тому +49

      he died like a Gintama character

    • @stevenboelke6661
      @stevenboelke6661 4 роки тому +28

      A really stupid, pointless death that implicates him in pedophilia?

    • @HyperioGames
      @HyperioGames 4 роки тому +90

      @@stevenboelke6661 Let's be real, this guy was single-minded enough that sex probably didn't even exist in his mind in the presence of a sword. Rest in peace Cario of Egypt.

    • @atomicwiththreeos
      @atomicwiththreeos 4 роки тому +52

      He died like an isekai character, in a really stupid, pointless, and completely avoidable death

  • @xCreepyKidsx
    @xCreepyKidsx 4 роки тому +1341

    Actually a pretty tragic ending for someone who was clearly mentally ill from a young age. There are always a few kids around who were bullied seeking solace in anime and fantasy worlds but others take it over the top. Kairo obviously being one of those unhinged types, allowed his delusions of grandeur to engulf him so completely they became his means of self preservation and identity in a world he probably felt had betrayed him or couldn't understand his ways. The thought of being some master swordsman and the obvious delusional mental state most likely were the driving force behind his abusive behavior if the stories his "brother" claimed were factual. The way he threatened a business owner over being told he couldn't carry a sword inside is a good example of that. Honestly he's lucky he never had police question his motives because he seemed like the type that would have tried attacking them and ended up being shot dead over his own stupidity.

    • @enigma1247
      @enigma1247 4 роки тому +17

      I would take being shot to death over drowning any day of the week mr UA-cam psychiatrist. Do you take insurance? I need some meds...😆 you sound just as crazy as the weeb

    • @pentexsucks43
      @pentexsucks43 4 роки тому +114

      @@enigma1247 i was gonna like your comment, but you put a laughing emoji after your own joke.

    • @mommyhug1464
      @mommyhug1464 4 роки тому +91

      @@pentexsucks43 it's the text equivalent of a laugh track

    • @PeninsulaPaintings
      @PeninsulaPaintings 4 роки тому +12

      Agreed! I wonder how his brother felt upon hearing about his disappearance/death, given how much he talked about their horrible relationship and past.

    • @n00bsstuff36
      @n00bsstuff36 4 роки тому +16

      @Shane Plyler portal in the food court?
      When did that happen?, because that's just the plot for persona 4. These weebs aren't even original anymore.

  • @atticusshadowmore3263
    @atticusshadowmore3263 5 років тому +2969

    At least his death was good backstory fodder for that girl.

    • @blipboigilgamesh7865
      @blipboigilgamesh7865 5 років тому +580

      "... And now, I wield the blade containing the spirit of my master, Kairo Seijiro!"

    • @ultrixsoma2736
      @ultrixsoma2736 5 років тому +277

      "I will turn into a watcher, a vigilante, with this blade in my hand..."

    • @sixsicsixgod
      @sixsicsixgod 5 років тому +44

      epic

    • @kloggmonkey
      @kloggmonkey 5 років тому +31

      sequel!

    • @arempy5836
      @arempy5836 5 років тому +122

      She must avenge her sensei.

  • @atomicbrain9401
    @atomicbrain9401 5 років тому +2402

    Is it true that Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice was based on this man?

    • @GirlPlus
      @GirlPlus 5 років тому +191

      This is a fucking good comment.

    • @rexevan6714
      @rexevan6714 5 років тому +44

      Yes

    • @RRGreiner
      @RRGreiner 5 років тому +165

      Yes, but they had to nerf the character in the game so that the player would have some challenge

    • @sekilhos4176
      @sekilhos4176 5 років тому +41

      We'll fight Kairo in a memory bell dlc that's coming soon

    • @winstonchurchill624
      @winstonchurchill624 5 років тому +14

      atomicbrain9401 No, he’s going to be the final boss for the last DLC.

  • @hkoizumi3134
    @hkoizumi3134 4 роки тому +224

    I am Japanese and I'd like to pitch in on the significance of Japanese naming. Seijiro is an old name that are seldom used in modern Japan. It was more appropriate in the Meiji era and early on. Much like Seijiro, Tomegoro, Misohachi, Yojirobe, and etc name that you may be familiar, all those names are retired naming reserved to reflect old Japan through stories and fables.

    • @ephin3242
      @ephin3242 Рік тому +42

      Like calling yourself Reginald or Theobald⁉️

    • @whitykitty2651
      @whitykitty2651 Рік тому +13

      @@ephin3242 lmao makes it even better

    • @foxyfoxington2651
      @foxyfoxington2651 Рік тому +33

      I like to imagine that in a parallel universe there's some Japanese guy who calls himself Reginald and rides trains in full plate armor.

    • @bigmoist990
      @bigmoist990 Рік тому +10

      ​@@ephin3242 I know a couple of people named Reginald, of course, most people just call them Regi but the name, Reginald, goes pretty hard

    • @jeannel3207
      @jeannel3207 Рік тому +13

      ​@Ephin I feel like a good equivalent could be something like Gawen or Percival - a real name that isn't really used anymore and mostly associated with legendary characters like the knights of the round table, or their equivalent in Japanese culture.

  • @TheShadowWolfie
    @TheShadowWolfie 5 років тому +693

    By the way, the reason Facebook knows when you die is that family members send a request to have their profile memorialised.

    • @allloren7277
      @allloren7277 5 років тому +16

      Phil Ill So don’t you mean you “don’t “ think that’s true?

    • @izaakamesta1919
      @izaakamesta1919 5 років тому +6

      it is true, not only family but friends report it to facebook through the profile of the deceased i believe

    • @Johndoe-gd4tb
      @Johndoe-gd4tb 5 років тому +16

      al lloren no, they mean they think it’s true. Implying that since they never sent a request, it never showed as “remembering”. Get it yet

    • @CShivery
      @CShivery 5 років тому +11

      You're right, Sophia. My cousin died about 8 years ago. It was 2 years that nobody bothered messaging FB about it, so I finally did. About a week later it was memorialized. I don't know what happened on their end, or if they contacted other family members.

    • @Mrlaged
      @Mrlaged 5 років тому +6

      Yea I did the memorializing process when my step dad passed. Luckily the funeral home had set up a online obituary that I could point zuckbook to for proof.

  • @EckhartsLadder
    @EckhartsLadder 5 років тому +510

    Lol, I love that they interviewed him next to some random ravine or river.

    • @kilderok
      @kilderok 5 років тому +70

      Foreshadowing...GASP

    • @fitzwaren
      @fitzwaren 5 років тому +31

      Better foreshadowing than any Star Wars story !

    • @DcJensen
      @DcJensen 5 років тому +11

      It's a Canal

    • @BreadApologist
      @BreadApologist 5 років тому +5

      Holy crap, didn’t expect to see you here, love your channel

    • @rogerpayne2714
      @rogerpayne2714 5 років тому +4

      Would have been awesome to have some anime samurai music in the background of that video. Ah what could have been.

  • @finalfroggitapproaches6418
    @finalfroggitapproaches6418 4 роки тому +172

    Alright, but, as a lonely weeb, he lived the dream for a while there. He saved a stranger and was considered a hero by the masses. He accomplished the task I can only fantasize about. Bless him.

  • @youngroyalty7991
    @youngroyalty7991 5 років тому +1789

    Honestly, this makes it into the top 10 saddest anime deaths list.

  • @Dylanquinn666
    @Dylanquinn666 5 років тому +900

    Dollar Shave Club sounds great and everything, but nothing quite compares to the folded, tempered edge of a katana blade.

  • @valkaerie8715
    @valkaerie8715 3 роки тому +756

    Rip Kairo. He may not have been a good person, he may have been a weeb, he may have been a 30 year old man going to a private and secluded location with a 16 year old girl, but he... Uh..... He was... A guy?

    • @kyuketsukirook
      @kyuketsukirook 2 роки тому +118

      He wasn't just a guy, he was the Subway Samurai. Show some respect.

    • @catassistant
      @catassistant 2 роки тому +54

      @@kyuketsukirook he was subway sam from plastic gear descending

    • @Crackety
      @Crackety 2 роки тому +19

      @@catassistant with his famous sword Subasama.

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 Рік тому +6

      Wasn't this Arizona? What's the aoc there out of curiosity? It's 16 in some states.
      It's still strange but hopefully he was really just going to teach her samurai skills lol

    • @LuMo096
      @LuMo096 Рік тому +6

      @@LisaAnn777 He died in California not Arizona

  • @FPSDIESEL
    @FPSDIESEL 5 років тому +1319

    Listen I ain't-a mall ninja weeb. I am a outlet store anime aficionado

    • @JustinWhangYt
      @JustinWhangYt  5 років тому +107

      You got mad swords

    • @endorsedvampire7581
      @endorsedvampire7581 5 років тому +16

      'ay, diesel. Not expecting you here.
      Oh, if you don't mind, please tell Brandon he is fat for me.
      Have a nice day.

    • @samgafford2371
      @samgafford2371 5 років тому +1

      ... You mad lad

    • @lordweebus4367
      @lordweebus4367 5 років тому +6

      I’m a grocery store otaku.

    • @lordweebus4367
      @lordweebus4367 5 років тому +4

      I’m a hardware store disappointment.

  • @UltimateBingus
    @UltimateBingus 5 років тому +874

    One can forgive her for assuming he yelled "no", but his last word was in fact の.

    • @DeidaraSanji
      @DeidaraSanji 5 років тому +142

      But he is not actually a Japanese so he must said ノ

    • @grandpm9270
      @grandpm9270 5 років тому +59

      But wouldn't it be いいえ then?

    • @UltimateBingus
      @UltimateBingus 5 років тому +43

      ​@@grandpm9270 He found the particle he'd quested for so his sword wouldn't just be awkwardly named kaze-toki

    • @JakeRanney
      @JakeRanney 5 років тому +32

      Imagine yelling "OF!" right before you die

    • @UltimateBingus
      @UltimateBingus 5 років тому +26

      @@JakeRanney OOF

  • @RoyalDog214
    @RoyalDog214 2 роки тому +92

    Kairo Seijuro didn't die.
    He was Isekai'd to another universe where they needed his heroism.

  • @thanatosp3738
    @thanatosp3738 5 років тому +1108

    If he had grabbed his sword before he fell out of the boat he would've cut the water in half.

    • @sketch-eee4165
      @sketch-eee4165 5 років тому +43

      It would've been a disaster. Last time someone cut a body of water in half was by someone praying to god, causing it to stay up for days to let some people to the other side of the river. If Kaizo did that there wouldn't even be water on earth for months and we would be living in a mad max like world until it rained undrinkable salt water filled with all types of marine lifeforms for years!

    • @sbravo3761
      @sbravo3761 5 років тому +11

      He didnt fall off the kayak. The kayak drifted and he tried to catch up to it swiming. I guess dedicating so much time and effort to the blade means sacrificing other skills like swimming. His death is a testament of his skill and talent for the blade.

    • @trollshamanpwnage
      @trollshamanpwnage 5 років тому +9

      I SAWED THIS WATER IN HALF TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE

    • @foreskinmcfat-nutsjr
      @foreskinmcfat-nutsjr 5 років тому

      Moses

    • @thegamingdoggo9519
      @thegamingdoggo9519 5 років тому

      It's our boy roy

  • @brendantmcguire
    @brendantmcguire 5 років тому +876

    'I had a 5stage plan to take everyone out' Everyone, everyone on the metro, including the victim.

    • @Simon-yp7rv
      @Simon-yp7rv 5 років тому +48

      Thats what I thought. He would have just murdered a bunch of people. His first idea of breaking up a fight is using his katana.

    • @bernebelmont1857
      @bernebelmont1857 4 роки тому +51

      Cant be a fight if theres only one person

    • @jflanagan9696
      @jflanagan9696 4 роки тому +5

      Just in case.

    • @NoOne-us9xv
      @NoOne-us9xv 4 роки тому +38

      If I'm not mistaken, he said in the original video that he took like 10 fucking minutes to "set up" for this brilliant five stage plan of his. In reality, all he had to do was get their attention and make it clear that he's threatening them with a fucking sword lol. Fight over, minus the ten extra minutes of you letting this poor guy get the shit kicked out of him.

    • @deesnutz42069
      @deesnutz42069 4 роки тому +10

      this has to be the most unintentionally funny universe in the multiverse.

  • @hydreus706
    @hydreus706 5 років тому +105

    Imagine if he instead died by one of the 2 guys he chased off the train coming back for revenge like some anime twist where the antagonist returns from defeat

  • @NostraFnDamus
    @NostraFnDamus 5 років тому +849

    While we were all watching youtube videos, he was studying the blade.

    • @Skillionaire9
      @Skillionaire9 5 років тому +50

      Probably shoulda mixed it up with some swimming lessons.

    • @geraldchurchill5576
      @geraldchurchill5576 5 років тому +8

      Is that a Metatron reference?

    • @richardcheney6964
      @richardcheney6964 5 років тому +10

      True, but why clank a stainless steel replica sword when you could clank spoons instead?

    • @kinjibreh8702
      @kinjibreh8702 5 років тому +4

      @@Skillionaire9 I doubt it has anything to do with being able to swim, if 4 people died that year I'm sure it has to do more with the currents dragging him under.

    • @mcprol2467
      @mcprol2467 5 років тому

      I remember a quote similar to this in confinement.

  • @parknplay8328
    @parknplay8328 5 років тому +158

    Hearing you say he screamed “NO!” before drowning made the story feel all too real. I was laughing until I imagined what he must have been thinking as he died. Sends chills down my spine

    • @mikeperry7335
      @mikeperry7335 5 років тому +45

      theres probably nothing scarier then the realization that u are infact going to die and nothing u can do will stop it

    • @ether2275
      @ether2275 5 років тому +23

      He was probably trying to die like a true anime protagonist

    • @espalorp3286
      @espalorp3286 5 років тому +24

      My spine is still tingling. Can't wait for Kairo no Seijuro season 2.

    • @wjr4700
      @wjr4700 5 років тому

      @CatandBonez exactly

    • @KenMabie
      @KenMabie 5 років тому +13

      nah .. what he thought was normal shit when everyone dies ..
      you really gotta worry when they say "NOT AGAIN!" cause there just may be something to that ..

  • @ebverge6701
    @ebverge6701 3 роки тому +55

    In high school I had a friend named Bryan who was obsessed with Anime. He would tell us grandiose stories that were obviously fake and would claim to have friends most of which were named after Anime characters. He would talk of his friends killing people with swords and shit like that. It was really sad, we never called him out on it cuz we felt bad.

  • @KenMabie
    @KenMabie 5 років тому +1309

    the twist?
    the 16 year old girl was really an assassin tasked with killing Kairo

    • @GrimmDaGrubber
      @GrimmDaGrubber 3 роки тому +19

      ill take revenge

    • @KenMabie
      @KenMabie 3 роки тому +22

      @@GrimmDaGrubber no it is as it should be .. no blood vengeance is allowed

    • @Ppaintkiller
      @Ppaintkiller 3 роки тому +23

      Imagine dying grooming

    • @sahasrahlamusic9068
      @sahasrahlamusic9068 3 роки тому +1

      This comment will now stay at 420 likes.

    • @theLongPigChef
      @theLongPigChef 3 роки тому +2

      Damn that makes too much sense...

  • @Spaceboy149
    @Spaceboy149 5 років тому +397

    "Kayak accident" they say
    They were most likely fighting an ancient evil threatning to destroy the world

  • @justafox5356
    @justafox5356 4 роки тому +60

    His apprentice now carries her fallen master’s blade even taking it up as her moniker, Katana. She's got my back. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of its victims.

  • @maow-tty-archive
    @maow-tty-archive 5 років тому +2082

    Looks like Kairo Seijuro failed a quick time event.

    • @Shady272
      @Shady272 4 роки тому +2

      This one got me, good job! 🤣

    • @MegaDman16
      @MegaDman16 4 роки тому +17

      NO!

    • @candyland4517
      @candyland4517 4 роки тому +9

      Sadly, no restarts here.
      Only Save and Quit.

    • @MelTheHal
      @MelTheHal 4 роки тому +5

      Im going to hell for laughing at this

    • @maow-tty-archive
      @maow-tty-archive 4 роки тому +5

      @@MelTheHal I'll be your tour guide.

  • @IPODsify
    @IPODsify 5 років тому +98

    His life was wild. That's gotta be a legendary origin story for the swordswoman

  • @connorperrett9559
    @connorperrett9559 3 роки тому +103

    "So I decided to reveal the truth about this hypocritical way of living and making your roommates who buy your food, starve."
    I don't know if I'd call that hypocritical...profiting off of a group of peasants who produce your food even if they starve seems pretty much how a real samurai would do things.

  • @codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers
    @codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers 5 років тому +451

    Not the hero we asked for, but he was the hero we all deserved.
    Shine on you crazy diamond, you were taken from us too soon.

    • @abdoudk5
      @abdoudk5 5 років тому +13

      Jo Jo crazy diamond

    • @nomaschalupas2453
      @nomaschalupas2453 5 років тому +19

      Only to return when the world faces annihilation from ancient demons awaken by the evils of man.
      A hero will rise from the river and cut through darkness, like water carving earth so the sun can shine through and give us the strength to stand by and fight with our hero Kairo Seijuro.
      The lotus of the leaf blooms twice.

    • @turniue
      @turniue 5 років тому +7

      akra mourad
      🅱️ink 🅱️loyd

    • @pigslopenjoyer4595
      @pigslopenjoyer4595 4 роки тому +1

      akra mourad comedy haha funny jojo

  • @jen1447
    @jen1447 5 років тому +755

    Don’t go near him or else he will “Nothing personal kid”

  • @evie5375
    @evie5375 4 роки тому +205

    "garbage, garbage, oh look dishes and more garbage"
    me: *glances over at my desk covered in dishes and empty cups* "lmao what a slob!"

    • @NKWTI
      @NKWTI 3 роки тому +25

      We’re all the same bro, though this dude was leaving rolls of bread out in the open on the floor. We’re cultured by comparison

    • @battleb0ng420
      @battleb0ng420 3 роки тому +2

      @@NKWTI thank you i needed to hear that

    • @AidenLS
      @AidenLS 3 роки тому

      Lol. Classic 😂

    • @megamike15
      @megamike15 2 роки тому +1

      me looking at the 20 something water bottles on my table.

  • @97SEMTEX
    @97SEMTEX 5 років тому +475

    Live by the sword
    Die by the....... *looks at piece of paper* kayaking accident?

    • @AltName7
      @AltName7 5 років тому +10

      You win the comment section

    • @Grayfox01
      @Grayfox01 5 років тому +2

      NANI?!

    • @JohnDoe-kv3kd
      @JohnDoe-kv3kd 5 років тому

      I was going to try to make that joke but I couldn't find the right punch line.

    • @criticalmass527
      @criticalmass527 5 років тому

      "Take a kayak !"
      Celine Dion

    • @jean-francoisduval1907
      @jean-francoisduval1907 5 років тому

      i spat my tea on my keyboard, thanks

  • @RockBuster
    @RockBuster 5 років тому +50

    The DMC threads on /v/ have been throwing this weeb some Fs in remembrance. He got popular there for a gif if his interview edited with Vergil hair and a style meter.
    Truly a legend, I'm so happy for this episode, someone needed to cover this dude

  • @IchimatsuTrashneko
    @IchimatsuTrashneko 5 років тому +88

    I had no idea Arizona had a hero. Damn he was protecting my family while we were asleep

    • @mastaslash880
      @mastaslash880 3 роки тому

      He’s from Clearlake CA, he was just traveling through Arizona on the bus. “Died” in Clearlake too…i was there…in Clearlake lol.

    • @mastaslash880
      @mastaslash880 3 роки тому

      @@niga3 lot of local ppl thought he faked it. They did find a body, but look into Clearlake, it’s a shady place lol, especially back then…the whole story was weird. He was weird lol

    • @crimsonrose1508
      @crimsonrose1508 2 роки тому

      @@mastaslash880 very shady at times cause the tweakers rolling everywhere n such, highland park in Clearlake especially. What area did they finally find his body in never saw the article

    • @skeletonbuyingpealts7134
      @skeletonbuyingpealts7134 5 місяців тому

      ​@@mastaslash880Did you kill him?

  • @Aaron-mj9ie
    @Aaron-mj9ie 5 років тому +82

    A funny thing about this guy. There's a tabletop RPG (Like D&D) called "Mutants & Masterminds" that is about super heroes, and I used him as an NPC hero for years. He actually became one of the most powerful characters in that setting, like something out of an anime. Our group called him the Lightrail Ronin.

    • @Uhohlisa
      @Uhohlisa 5 років тому +1

      This isn’t about him. It’s about you. Nerd.

    • @Aaron-mj9ie
      @Aaron-mj9ie 5 років тому +2

      @@Uhohlisa DON'T SAY THAT WORD. THAT IS OUR WORD. FOUR HUNDRED YEARS OF OPPRESSION TO USE THAT N WORD.

    • @dengeki2005
      @dengeki2005 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Aaron-mj9ie wtf happened

  • @klamdert945
    @klamdert945 5 років тому +503

    Dude holy shit I saw him years ago practicing in Clearlake park.

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 4 роки тому +34

      Was he with his apprentice at the time?

    • @arod762
      @arod762 4 роки тому +10

      NO WAYYYY 😆

    • @klamdert945
      @klamdert945 4 роки тому +79

      @@CaveyMoth naw just a lone man and his sword

    • @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787
      @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 3 роки тому +32

      You can meet some crazy / kinda cool people in the park. There’s this one dude who lives In my neighborhood who like walks all day every day throughout the neighborhood, always talking to himself almost like he’s holding a conversation with other people but it’s just him. I have chatted with him a bit before though usually he won’t notice if you call out to him . Apparently he’s been doing it for at least a few years and knows a lot about little changes in the neighborhood and surrounding parks and forests

    • @chargemankent
      @chargemankent 3 роки тому +9

      @@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 When something big is about to happen that guy will scream and warn all of the people there... So pay close attention to his behavior!!
      Incase anyone misses my point... I'm joking

  • @stinkystink9830
    @stinkystink9830 4 роки тому +48

    "I can't tell WHY, but he doesn't look like a Kairo Seijuro"
    GOT ME

  • @TheLazyKey
    @TheLazyKey 5 років тому +253

    The way he talks about his fighting skills reminds me of Mac from Always Sunny.

    • @MrChoobsabre
      @MrChoobsabre 5 років тому +8

      @A Glass of Orange Juice an uncontested point in an official black belt match, give him his full credit man

    • @ZAPPABABURUUU
      @ZAPPABABURUUU 5 років тому

      Hahahaha

    • @artificialavocado9652
      @artificialavocado9652 5 років тому +4

      Apparently he didn’t give that canoe an ocular pat down.

    • @arempy5836
      @arempy5836 5 років тому +2

      Little did we know, that canoe accident was just a project badass tape gone wrong.

    • @MatrixTheHedgehog123
      @MatrixTheHedgehog123 5 років тому

      @A Glass of Orange Juice Yeah, and this guy broke up a subway fight! That's some real life shit!

  • @JoeCnNd
    @JoeCnNd 5 років тому +133

    I can picture his hand going down in the waters slowly like in the horror movies.

    • @KenMabie
      @KenMabie 5 років тому

      gotta give the thumbs up like Terminator 2 though .. or else the death is wasted

  • @fusionspace175
    @fusionspace175 4 роки тому +632

    "I've actually become much more dangerous without the sword, so having it on me is more like a restraint mechanism."
    And r/Iamverybadass was born.

    • @jrockoclock7088
      @jrockoclock7088 2 роки тому +11

      The irony is that it was the weight of that sword, either in lb-age or sentimentality, that ultimately led to his death. So in many ways he was correct because if he didn't chase after it after he capsized his kayak he'd have definitely caused some sort of trouble. Somewhat of a reverse monkey's paw situation.

    • @foxyfoxington2651
      @foxyfoxington2651 Рік тому +7

      True badasses wear life jackets and practice good boating safety.

    • @bigmoist990
      @bigmoist990 Рік тому +3

      ​@@foxyfoxington2651 safety is for cool people

  • @auroricaura
    @auroricaura 5 років тому +89

    He was actually a big meme between my friends a few weeks before he died, and I researched him quite a bit in those times. Sometimes I do wish to know what things would be like if he were still alive today, the memes would be immortal.

    • @capnm3
      @capnm3 4 роки тому +6

      So glad we weren't the only ones, i was starting to feel kinda bad after awhile

  • @Innomen
    @Innomen 5 років тому +850

    This is a sad nexus of poverty, responsibility diffusion, untreated mental illness, and social abandonment.

    • @Portrait_Man
      @Portrait_Man 5 років тому +151

      But instead, we’ll just laugh at it, and pretend these are random, totally out of our control, blameless, inevitable occurrences.

    • @therideneverends1697
      @therideneverends1697 5 років тому +94

      yeah people forget especally with clearly autistic but higher functioning folks like this the difference between a functional albeit potentially eccentric adult, and an absolute nutjob is almost entirely guidance and social structure.
      If people help them figure things out, particularly social ques and the like, they can pull it off very well, otherwise, its a mixed bag

    • @WhaleManMan
      @WhaleManMan 5 років тому +55

      Oh wow I didn't know we had a psychiatrist to diagnose this dead anime fan because of events in his life never mentioned in this video.

    • @Innomen
      @Innomen 5 років тому +81

      @@WhaleManMan Oh wow I didn't know we had a moron who can't make basic inferences from context and video evidence including but not limited to a fucking unauthorized video tour of his bedroom. I don't have to be omniscient or his fucking father to know a few things about the life of a guy who is batshit enough to tell a news crew with a straight face that he's a fucking samurai. In closing, go fuck yourself :) (Man comments are more fun when you stop giving respect to asshole strangers.)

    • @WhaleManMan
      @WhaleManMan 5 років тому +28

      Brandon Sergent
      There’s no proof in those videos. Just a dirty room, holes in a door, and a conveniently offscreen argument. If anything, he’s probably a guy who knew Kenneth who was spiteful for some reason.

  • @CommonCentrist82
    @CommonCentrist82 3 роки тому +21

    Only his sword (and the teenage girl he was with) survived the rough waters that day. It's poetic and speaks volumes of this great samurai. He knew his soul would transcend this plane of existence, but his sword wouldn't. So he selflessly secured that katana to his kayak, so it could someday connect with a new master. RIP Subway Samurai... only the good die young.

  • @coffandhack
    @coffandhack 5 років тому +100

    Your videos are really the best thing about UA-cam for me these days. I'm so excited.

    • @JoeCnNd
      @JoeCnNd 5 років тому +2

      Some good true crime mysteries youtubers.

    • @greenhowie
      @greenhowie 5 років тому +3

      I know, right? Everything's become so fucking bland and watered down to comply with the ever-changing monetization scheme...
      Right now everyone should stick a little Whang in their -mouth- life

    • @Cavi587
      @Cavi587 5 років тому +1

      Yeah. Internet culture and history is a really interesting topic. I watch these videos with a smile on my face, even if the topic is something I knew about.

  • @tracyderning3577
    @tracyderning3577 5 років тому +283

    To be honest, this man was a legend. He was the best Mega-Weeb i've ever seen

    • @thegamingdoggo9519
      @thegamingdoggo9519 5 років тому +4

      He is not a weeb he is a ledgend

    • @alexc8253
      @alexc8253 3 роки тому +1

      @@thegamingdoggo9519 Wtf if he's not weeb then the earth is flat

  • @beidouenjoyer6192
    @beidouenjoyer6192 3 роки тому +32

    He probably is now in a isekai where he studies the blade more efficiently rest In peace sweet prince.

  • @BlackSheepDream
    @BlackSheepDream 5 років тому +255

    Kairo Seijuro: Shadows Die Twice

    • @Kullen64
      @Kullen64 4 роки тому +7

      You only needed Seijiro: Shadows Die Twice.

  • @curlminion
    @curlminion 5 років тому +61

    This is literally a real life anime with an opening, and tragic ending

  • @lilithashline8472
    @lilithashline8472 4 роки тому +89

    "he lives in pure squalor"
    *looks cleaner than most of my friends apartments* lmao

  • @kingskylord6099
    @kingskylord6099 5 років тому +76

    Tbh If I didn't know Justin, and he said his name was Kairo Seijuro to my face, I would believe him 100%.

    • @richardcheney6964
      @richardcheney6964 5 років тому +3

      I fully agree. Never argue with a guy wearing a sword.

    • @kingskylord6099
      @kingskylord6099 5 років тому +6

      I'm pretty sure Justin Whang doesn't carry a katana everywhere he goes. 😑

    • @aelix56
      @aelix56 5 років тому +4

      @@kingskylord6099 And that's how he gets ya, never expected a stabbing BAM DEAD

    • @GlamStacheessnostalgialounge
      @GlamStacheessnostalgialounge 5 років тому

      +KingSkyLord
      He may not carry a katana around, but he sure as hell carries a massive *W H A N G*

  • @cardcaptorli8893
    @cardcaptorli8893 5 років тому +130

    I remember the Light Rail Avenger, it was a fun and amusing story at the time.

  • @jaybabe7767
    @jaybabe7767 4 роки тому +27

    And now the young apprentice has made a vow to get revenge on the one responsible for her sword masters death. Water. She never drank another drop

  • @nomaschalupas2453
    @nomaschalupas2453 5 років тому +96

    His samurai spirit did not allow him to surrender his sword and soul to the river and gave his life to save it, we lost a proud warrior that day.
    He held his sword with pride till the last breath, only screaming "NO" to the gods to not separate him from his love, his protector, his soul....but even gods can envy such a great hero, and ignored the plee.

  • @leopolddevandersnatch5788
    @leopolddevandersnatch5788 5 років тому +151

    This dude is like an amalgamation of Whang's discarded Asian residue.

    • @andreasvanrooijt7367
      @andreasvanrooijt7367 5 років тому +6

      Disgoosting

    • @Gunth0r
      @Gunth0r 5 років тому +14

      It wasn't discarded, it left on its own accord. But it was a clean breakup and they still talk from time to time.
      edit: also, amalgamation implies a combination of elements from different sources, unless said amalgamation would have accrued discarded residue over time, containing different 'aspects of Asian', for which an exception could be made.
      edit2: OMG so many likes, I would like to thank my parents and the many mentors both on- and offline. I would also like to thank r/AwardSpeechEdits for giving me the inspiration to add this edit. (yes, it is self-aware)

    • @rezanox6699
      @rezanox6699 5 років тому +1

      @@Gunth0r No, it drowned in a lake

  • @memesliketendies
    @memesliketendies 4 роки тому +11

    Man, the fact that he went back for the swords and drowned but she survived and the swords were recovered makes this story seem like the beginning of an anime arc for the girl. Rip Kairo.

  • @demodivegaming
    @demodivegaming 5 років тому +195

    He was sent to another world. This dude is enjoying his new isekai life.

    • @kechidonick
      @kechidonick 5 років тому +22

      Gene Tan He's bothering Naofumi right as we speak.

    • @doublebassman123
      @doublebassman123 5 років тому +14

      The master joined the soul reapers in the Soul Society.

    • @Cavi587
      @Cavi587 5 років тому +11

      He's that one guy with a sword in Konosuba.

    • @ronank2432
      @ronank2432 5 років тому +5

      sadly he was slain by a goblin in a cave with his first quest

    • @velazquezarmouries
      @velazquezarmouries 5 років тому +1

      He was a bishamonten

  • @MickeyD2012
    @MickeyD2012 5 років тому +100

    He lived and died by the sword. What more can a man ask for?

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 5 років тому

      true RIP

    • @Mr.Classic91
      @Mr.Classic91 5 років тому +3

      I mean, he died by the lake water.

    • @wholesomebaker5410
      @wholesomebaker5410 5 років тому +1

      ​@@Mr.Classic91 It wasn't him who drowned in water, that water drowned in him and his anime power. We should consider drink water from this lake.

  • @josiahz21
    @josiahz21 5 років тому +15

    I’ve heard this story a few times over the years but this is the first time hearing the whole truth. Most people haven’t done the research and paint him in a hero light. He may be a hero for those two guys on the train, but I think that’s about it.

    • @jadenbryant9283
      @jadenbryant9283 3 роки тому +2

      Yea but we're not sure if those videos were factual

    • @anusaukko6792
      @anusaukko6792 Рік тому +4

      I mean we have clear proof of him being a hero, and a few exposing videos with no evidence or facts to back them up, just allegations. Sooo...

    • @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051
      @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 Рік тому

      You just hate him for being weird and not conforming to your views of a socially acceptable person but he was a fuckin' hero and thus has done more than you will ever do, you envy his fame and actions.

    • @poymannyng1845
      @poymannyng1845 Рік тому

      ​@@anusaukko6792Obviously the jealous brother tried to bring shame to his sensei's name...

  • @blackoverblueskies6221
    @blackoverblueskies6221 5 років тому +400

    How does the manga compare to the live-action’s story?

    • @Lil.Grandpa
      @Lil.Grandpa 5 років тому +43

      The live action censored the part where he slew all of the evildoers in three quick strikes. They all fell as soon as he sheathed his katana. The live action version was dogshit and anyone that prefers it is a confirmed philistine.

    • @americanzero2114
      @americanzero2114 5 років тому +17

      They left out the part where he has a harem, fights captures then trains small animals/monsters, and a couple of other things

    • @jopheonholzorf
      @jopheonholzorf 4 роки тому +9

      They rushed the end in the kayak arc, I think they ran out of budget to continue the series.

    • @neptune_wolf-1514
      @neptune_wolf-1514 4 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @michaelmartin9022
      @michaelmartin9022 4 роки тому +3

      @@Lil.Grandpa The dub is a piece of shit, too. You miss all the nuance without the original VA's

  • @memeshort7189
    @memeshort7189 5 років тому +247

    that's a sad death
    the desperation of the word "no"
    denial of reality up until his death

    • @numbnuts375
      @numbnuts375 4 роки тому +51

      It's actually pretty fucking heartbreaking.

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 4 роки тому +12

      It's like when Shadow the Hedgehog falls off a cliff.

    • @DeadManSinging1
      @DeadManSinging1 4 роки тому +3

      "Fly, you fool!"

    • @smolsheep77
      @smolsheep77 3 роки тому +2

      :(

  • @therealanime
    @therealanime 4 роки тому +35

    Never seen a dude more deserving of his own anime.

  • @kron520
    @kron520 5 років тому +166

    13:27 The strong gust of wind gave him a glimpse of pantsu just before taking his life. T_T

    • @ronank2432
      @ronank2432 5 років тому +18

      he could have chose the pussy and swim back to shore but he chose the sword like a true shounen mc

    • @NoobNoob-ss5hs
      @NoobNoob-ss5hs 5 років тому +7

      Killed by the divine wind no less.

    • @ether2275
      @ether2275 5 років тому +1

      @@ronank2432 Yeah that was enough proof for me of him actually teaching the girl sword skills. Like seriously that dude was serious.

  • @Darkmoon75
    @Darkmoon75 5 років тому +67

    The moment I heard you mention his "Master Hiko" I knew there was going to be a Rurouni Kenshin reference. Great vid!

  • @BangBang-hk4rg
    @BangBang-hk4rg 4 роки тому +149

    I guess the Japanese death squad didn’t teach him to swim.

    • @owlobsidian6965
      @owlobsidian6965 3 роки тому +16

      There are only so many hours in a day and the curriculum was already full with death squad stuff.

    • @Meadras
      @Meadras 3 роки тому +2

      Plot twist: The death squad was literal and taught him how to die.

  • @IamtheTeacup
    @IamtheTeacup 5 років тому +68

    "Weeb anthropologist" oh neat I'm getting the same degree as you.

  • @jayhoen
    @jayhoen 5 років тому +115

    Always a good time when Justin uploads a video 👌🏼👌🏼

    • @dexterkoula3407
      @dexterkoula3407 5 років тому +3

      still waiting on the TRUE wang video upload...

    • @ozowoz
      @ozowoz 5 років тому +3

      Ooo first name basis huh??

    • @goldgojira6101
      @goldgojira6101 5 років тому +3

      I always have to prepare myself for a Whang video. It's an event for me. Gotta get some good food & drink, throw it up on the big screen, and put my feet up. Can't watch it any other way.

    • @lifeincolour09
      @lifeincolour09 5 років тому +1

      @@goldgojira6101 Lol, I ate peanuts as I was watching this video.

    • @Legitpenguins99
      @Legitpenguins99 5 років тому +1

      @@dexterkoula3407 ahem, i believe he is to be referred to as "The Wang"

  • @khasanbekmalzagov6240
    @khasanbekmalzagov6240 5 років тому +31

    YOU FOOLS, he is just waiting to resurface after his 10-year "disappearance" training arc

  • @secondpath5148
    @secondpath5148 5 років тому +130

    RIP Seijuro-San. You may be gone, but your prowess with the sword will never be forgotten. Maybe some day your apprentice will avenge your death and finally destroy the water demon that consumed your Soul.

    • @LeoRex13
      @LeoRex13 5 років тому +11

      Or that snooty restaurant owner!

  • @terratheterribl
    @terratheterribl 5 років тому +230

    Don't worry, I've already started collecting the dragon balls. The world needs its hero.

    • @BlaqueValue
      @BlaqueValue 5 років тому +3

      Share your energy with me

    • @John.Cambrian
      @John.Cambrian 5 років тому +7

      nah don't revive him, his death arc was good character development for his 16 year old student.

    • @terratheterribl
      @terratheterribl 5 років тому +1

      @@John.Cambrian But no one else is worthy of her virginity, now she has to live a life with no D

    • @BlaqueValue
      @BlaqueValue 5 років тому

      @@terratheterribl You didn't know? She's Android 21.

    • @terratheterribl
      @terratheterribl 5 років тому

      @@BlaqueValue all the more reason to bring him back. He needs to redeem her soul. And people will display it through the art known as "hentai doujin"

  • @moonskull7745
    @moonskull7745 5 років тому +54

    “I may just kill the sipetful hypocrite.. seriously, his disrespectful behavior almost got to me”
    absolute legend

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 5 років тому +66

    *Able to recall & write down the whole details of his dream as an Inuyasha fanfic
    *Has constant trouble spelling Sango's name

  • @MrGoatflakes
    @MrGoatflakes 5 років тому +137

    A vigilante who "masters the blade" has a dark side? Imagine my surprise...

  • @jarredmattingly5369
    @jarredmattingly5369 4 роки тому +6

    Whang! I commend you on your ability to, with a straight face and seriousness, read the quotes from others with respect to their grammatical and spelling errors. I don't know how you do it but every time I hear you read the errors without breaking, I, unfortunately, break with laughter every time. So, amongst the many reasons I love your channel, topics, coverage, and overall attitude, one of the top reasons for my supporting you is this aforementioned Jedi-like quality you exhibit. Thank you very much for all you do.

  • @Dsdcain
    @Dsdcain 5 років тому +60

    The moral of this whole story
    Wear your personal flotation device.

    • @greenhowie
      @greenhowie 5 років тому +6

      And buy one for your sword, too.

    • @Grayfox01
      @Grayfox01 5 років тому +1

      Apparently he brought one, she didn't consent.

  • @malikrath9503
    @malikrath9503 5 років тому +203

    He didn't drown he was assassinated by an army of ninjas.

    • @sketch-eee4165
      @sketch-eee4165 5 років тому +16

      He was assassinated by ninja kappas using water constructed swords. Thousands died before laying a hand on him until the leader filled his lungs with water with his most powerful ninjutsu technique Hydro Pump Pillow Chocke. After they came back to Japan to celebrate their victory Kaizo's master defeated them all and forcibly placed the demons in an bottomless sake bottle to stop their watery terror. He places the bottle on Kaizo's grave to honor his adoptive son.

    • @papsi89
      @papsi89 5 років тому +4

      it was a crossover episode, he was assassinated by the Mizukage

    • @TheSefirosu200x
      @TheSefirosu200x 5 років тому +1

      What about Conservation of Ninjutsu?

    • @geomundi8333
      @geomundi8333 5 років тому +1

      he got a little "handsy" and she shoved him overboard, classic anime style water plunge

    • @rickc2102
      @rickc2102 5 років тому

      Aren't we all, aren't we all...

  • @elijahblechman8633
    @elijahblechman8633 3 роки тому +13

    Oh? A story about somebody I actually interacted with.
    Edit: he used to drop by my local collectors market. We'd known about his train incident and he seemed pretty cool until you actually talked to him. He had a bad case of word vomit, it was like he was saying stuff just because it sounded cool. My dad who would come in with me told me to avoid him. He'd just hover around with the sword and never actually buy anything. He'd also freak out If you asked if the sword was real. One day I came in and a display case of transformers was cracked. Apparently he had banged the handle into the case. They said he was allowed to come back but freaked out when they told him to not to bring the sword in. He had a real meltdown about it. I think it's also because the store used to be pretty relaxed with local rules (there was a time where I'd buy stuff And they didn't tax me, needless to say that changed) oh, and I'm pretty sure the 16 year old apprentice was with him too. (She would have been about 14/15 around this time) I had no clue he actually died. I could have sworn he still hung around the local geek scene.

  • @RadClasher
    @RadClasher 5 років тому +97

    Kid: help, some kid took my jolly rancher
    *"whips out k a t a n a"*

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 4 роки тому +5

      You don't want that jolly rancher. Trust me.

  • @awesomereviews1561
    @awesomereviews1561 5 років тому +117

    Swordsmanship +4
    Swimming -25

  • @cynagen
    @cynagen 3 роки тому +39

    Interesting to see coverage of Kairo from a couple years after his passing. I knew him personally, I had visited his apartment in Tempe, and hung out with him on occasion (ate food, Japanese obv). The last year he was alive was the weirdest and unsurprisingly resulted in a visit from the FBI in regards to him. Fun times!

    • @jakethehyena9327
      @jakethehyena9327 3 роки тому +2

      Do you have any stories of him?

    • @cynagen
      @cynagen 3 роки тому +13

      @@jakethehyena9327 nothing much more than what was already shared, I heard a lot of the same stories from him. There were a couple videos on his Facebook of him showing off his sword against a gallon of milk and saying some very borderline terroristic things, to which I messaged him to warn him he could be investigated for, and agreed to a visit in Clearlake just to catch up and hang out. That discussion found me being investigated and subsequently visited by the local FBI office, which was fun. What was great was being asked if I knew who he was by his real name and going, "Who?" as I've only ever known him as Kairo Seijuro. There's a small group of some of his family and friends, who think he may still be alive, or that if he's really dead, it was murder. Though I have no proof any which way, I have my own suspicions so I'm always looking out when walking around to see if I ever spot him again.

    • @jakethehyena9327
      @jakethehyena9327 3 роки тому +4

      @@cynagen Thanks for sharing.

    • @cynagen
      @cynagen 3 роки тому +8

      @@jakethehyena9327 well just checking sources again, they did recover his body about a week after the incident. I knew the initial searches came up with nothing, didn't really follow up much and kept distance because of the whole FBI thing, didn't even visit him like we had planned because of that visit. Should have either way, he was weird sure, but he was generally harmless unless you were attacking him or an innocent.

    • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep
      @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep 2 роки тому +4

      @@cynagen Do you think he had any sort of ill intent with that girl? The optics are really. Bad.

  • @TylerPotter
    @TylerPotter 5 років тому +16

    Dude I absolutely love your " Tales from the Internet" series, such good content!

  • @strippingcthulhu
    @strippingcthulhu 5 років тому +135

    I’ve been wondering what ever happened to the “I can break these cuffs” guy. Any idea what ever happened to him?

    • @Tobbs96
      @Tobbs96 5 років тому +67

      Still trying to break those cuffs

    • @strippingcthulhu
      @strippingcthulhu 5 років тому +28

      Aaaagghhaagghhhh

    • @Wolfgang_von_Caelid
      @Wolfgang_von_Caelid 5 років тому +10

      holy fuck thank you for reminding me that that video exists

    • @nicetightsize8jeans
      @nicetightsize8jeans 5 років тому +5

      That midget in Vegas?

    • @sporemaster97
      @sporemaster97 5 років тому +6

      @@strippingcthulhu I can still hear that so clearly in my head XD

  • @10Gpixels
    @10Gpixels 5 років тому +18

    "While Whang was watching fight videos, I studied the blade."

  • @adeptronic
    @adeptronic 5 років тому +21

    Kairo Seijuro's death highlights the need for a new school of swordsmanship. One that practices the Katana while wearing a lifejacket.

  • @tyronechillifoot5573
    @tyronechillifoot5573 5 років тому +161

    Silly gaijin muh glorious Nippon steel cuts through euro swords like butter

    • @Atomicneko3000
      @Atomicneko3000 5 років тому +5

      Dude not funny, a man lost his life 😤 on jah ya’ll ignorant

    • @obsidianv3
      @obsidianv3 5 років тому

      @@_your_mother_ if a samurai got a hold of a long sword they would trade in their folded sword.

    • @Hapasan808
      @Hapasan808 5 років тому +1

      ​@@_your_mother_ Spring steel? You mean spring steel alloy? Do you really think medieval Europeans had access to spring steel?

    • @jernie9384
      @jernie9384 5 років тому

      Your Mother
      Truth was spoken

    • @jernie9384
      @jernie9384 5 років тому +1

      Ainoko
      Just accept the fact that a european knight would have trampoline fucked any Samurai

  • @LiakkDoesStuff
    @LiakkDoesStuff 4 роки тому +9

    Man I’m not going to lie he knows how to vibe with that thing, I won’t doubt he really could fuck someone up

  • @erossenpai2884
    @erossenpai2884 5 років тому +20

    The water spirit managed to pull him down without his weapon. He fought for 3 days underwater before being defeated.
    We must beware the day the water spirit finally recovers from its wounds, for it will be a dark day for humanity.

  • @itsquitetoasty
    @itsquitetoasty 5 років тому +45

    Honestly a bit surprised you brought in the “No!” lore.

  • @getthegoons
    @getthegoons 4 роки тому +13

    So this dude just LARPS being an Edgy Anime Side Character
    Edit- LARP'd. He LARP'd as an Anime Side Character

    • @ThePhrog714
      @ThePhrog714 3 роки тому +2

      nah he’s main character

  • @tracexl
    @tracexl 5 років тому +75

    B-But Hattori Hanzo swore he'd never make another instrument of death!

    • @thatsoundslikeheresytomeyo4960
      @thatsoundslikeheresytomeyo4960 5 років тому +8

      Calm down the lore checks out, this blade was made to contain his unimaginable power

    • @ultrixsoma2736
      @ultrixsoma2736 5 років тому +5

      He had to kill some huge rats with it.

    • @Mojavi95
      @Mojavi95 5 років тому

      @@ultrixsoma2736 B I L L

    • @MrYsosad
      @MrYsosad 5 років тому

      nah, that was harold hicks

    • @Chromeize
      @Chromeize 5 років тому

      Those Japanese really know how to hold a grudge.

  • @naota3k
    @naota3k 5 років тому +120

    "Why the hell can't I bring my katana into your restaurant?! THERE ARE KNIVES AT EVERY SINGLE TABLE, AND THE KITCHEN STAFF ALSO HAS ACCESS TO KNIVES!"

    • @glennglorious4810
      @glennglorious4810 5 років тому +19

      You have to admit, his logic IS sound. Do you know how many meth heads are hired at reputable establishments? That girl making your 12$ burger has hep A and despite it being illegal to hire said person often times they are given jobs without a drug test. That person with a knife at the table over might just like to spend 80 dollars on food, ten on meth and nothing on diapers yet all these kinds of people are still armed. This guy goes around defending people and in his mind it doesn't make sense.

    • @marnsdnfois7006
      @marnsdnfois7006 5 років тому +5

      @@glennglorious4810 This dude is clearly a weirdo

    • @glennglorious4810
      @glennglorious4810 5 років тому +9

      @@marnsdnfois7006 We all are. Go to some corner of the world and the concept of you even typing will make you a weirdo.

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou 5 років тому +6

      Glenn Glorious what the fuck? Are you virtue signaling on a UA-cam comment section? We get it dude, you’re str8 edge virgin in pure white. Good for you.

    • @Thelizardwizardd
      @Thelizardwizardd 5 років тому

      .

  • @ObsidianMirage
    @ObsidianMirage 4 роки тому +2

    Dang thank you for putting this together. I saw the og video in highschool years ago. Never would have known what happened to the guy.
    Also, I'm convinced that "leaker" was just filming his own room to make it look like Kaijo's.