I want this on my gravestone just to confuse people.
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Khzario Eul why do Slavic speaking people have their identity in their language group rather than their own country? Germanic people don’t do this Germans, Anglos, Danes don’t say “as a Germanic I know such and such” always found this odd.
He ravaged his own ass with a glass jar, didn't make a sound simply because he didn't want to, worked an entire workday, came back home and was fine within 2 weeks. Fucking legend
i only saw like 1 or 2 seconds of it but it was enough to remember lol one of my friends just casually said something along the lines of "look at this" and it sounded so casual i though nothing of it before looking
It's really hard to believe anyone could go through that without emergency medical care. How could he get all the pieces of jar out by himself, not perforate his colon or rectum (leading to life-threatening peritonitis or septicemia), and still continue to defecate on a regular basis? It just doesn't seem possible.
Pretty much all this. Definitely going with his story was a complete lie to make it sound good. Him not scream shock, fear? Either way there is no way he'd have gotten all the glass out because it shatters, and splinters and rectal bleeding is kind of serious in general. He may still be alive but he absolutely went to the hospital. Also the healing in 2 weeks is absolute bullshit. Anyone who has had an anal fissure from over wiping, dropping a massive log of a shit, or *other* can attest even a paper cut on the asshole hurts and it doesn't take much to reopen it. So being filled with glass shards? Either his story is fake, or it was all an impressive fake video.
So he stuck a whole jar up his ass, broke it, didn’t make a sound because he didn’t feel like it, stuffed his ass with cotton, went to work an hour later, and healed up in 2 weeks *this man is simply built different*
I recognised that floor immediately. That damn video has been imprinted in my mind since the moment I saw it when I was just a pure, innocent 13 year old.
The moment when the glass jar broke is the one thing that still sticks with me to this day. It also added to my fear of sticking foreign objects in my orfices.
Oh, also here's another question that has never been answered. Wouldn't he at least gotten very sick from his own feces entering his bloodstream? I mean, he's gotta poop sometime before he was fully healed.
If I was you tuber I would do it the same way. Anyone who has played any mobile game knows there’s a high chance its botted bullshit not worth playing more than a few days. I would feel nothing for anyone who gets addicted to these types of games.
@@orllyfools14X8 most mobiles-games are what's called "gaccha" that's a trend of video-game popularised by japan, in which you basically bet a in-game currency to get new and better characters of course, the chances you get what you want are pretty-low, which mean that when you don't get what you want, you're advised to spend more obviously, it's all just a scam, as you can not only get that same in-game money by doing missions and shit, but also buy trading it for actual money which mean thoses games are basically glorified casinos made for all-ages TL;DR: games like raid shadow-legends and fifa are preying on children and gambling-addicts the youtuber named "Jim-Sterling" already made a lot of videos about that "genre" of video-games, i advise watching them
Or (insert number) (insert object) (insert number) (insert animal or person). That setup you its gonna be fuck shit. Examples 3 guys 1 hammer, 2 guys one icepick, 2 guys one horse.
my father is a surgeon and he told me he operated on a guy with a broken glass jar up his a$$ while in his residency. Probably not the same guy. Crazy to know it happened more than once, the world is crazed
"If I had a nickel for every time someone shoved a jar up their ass and it broke I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."
"what's your dad do for a living?" "makes videos." "oh cool, has he had any go viral?" "yes." "what's it about?" "him shoving a glass jar up his ass and then the jar breaking while it was still in him."
I showed the video to a friend of mine while Never Gonna Give You Up played in the background, successfully creating a synaptic response in his brain where he would think of 1 guy 1 jar every time he heard the song for maximum pain.
@@JustinWhangYt I can neither confirm or deny the existence or non-existence of ties between myself and agencies that specialize in enhanced interrogation techniques
I was honestly shocked that the thick glass jar broke. I tried breaking a jar with my hands, but the thing is solid. I was awestruck by the incredible pressure inside a human ass.
It wasn't that bad in my opinion, but it barely made a noise and you can't really hear the crack that well, but I was also scared when he said he was gonna play the audio.
I saw the video on runthegauntlet in 2012-ish, this one was one the most memorable. Felt a saturated mixture of sadness, sympathy, repugnance, fear and vicarious pain. For years, I've been remembering the video with shivers down my spine, worrying about how the man ended up after the accident. I can't explain how glad I am to see a happy ending!
He fosho evolved his game I remember seeing one after he healed and he started filling the jars with water to (I'm assuming) keep the jar from breaking
Alexei actually said his fame ruined his life. He had to quit his job and change his name. His wife and kids found out by overhearing his name on a radio interview about shock videos, but they forgave him and helped him work through it.
@@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW I'd quite literally be flabbergasted. How does one simply go from doing normal everyday shit to suddenly (hypothetically) telling your family member "Cool story Joe! Well, anyways I forgot to mention lol, but yesterday I broke an entire jar up my ass..." 💀 I wouldn't even have any words to say... my mind would go blank and I'd panic inside while trying to figure out how to move onto the next topic while also coping with the information my brain just finished processing lol
With my explorations in BDSM I met a lot of unique people with unique interests. I met one who enjoyed practicing similar arts, but he, fortunately, used a traffic cone. It was still horrific to watch; but I can't imagine using glass and having it break. We all found it pretty amazing that this was pleasurable to him, but he seemed to be having a good time. I'll pass on that one. He wanted encouragement. I could offer none. "As long as it doesn't hurt anyone...."
The ending was kinda satisfying The guy didn’t know who he was And the madlad just responded with the most badass quote he could’ve said “It’s my video pal” -jar man
Saw this video recommended and thought, let's go down memory lane. Literally 30 seconds in and the images started playing again in my head, almost threw up. The Internet was wild back then.
I was there, I remember when this happened, when it hit efukt, early efukt days were awesome :) I know he hit 4chan too and made a triumphant return to the sport. "JarSquatter" man is a hero. An absolute display of perseverance and power of will!
When you hear about jars on the internet you always think about one of two things Either it's a figurine inside a jar with some suspicious white liquid, or its a jar inside someone with some suspicious red liquid.
"Raid is a game about building different teams for different scenarios" Like fighting four guys, or fighting four different guys. With two whole attack animations, the possibilities are endless
Thank you! I tried to find out what the aftermath of that failed stunt was and couldn't find anything on Google, besides a closed Reddit post and your video! You must have invested a lot in researching this story. I thought that this was a surefire way to get a trip to the ER or perhaps even die.
Dude when I was younger everyone told me this guy died and that traumatized me so much. But he’s alive? What a hero (obviously he’s not a hero, I was joking for those being dense)
Look at all the strange marks on his bottom and back thighs that look like healing bed sores! I have a feeling this person is not at all concerned with leaving a lasting mark.
@@irishandirie i doubt hes worried about scars, but the risk of tiny pieces of glass lodged into your skin healing must be high. They could slice away internally and cause really bad bleeding. I doubt hes worried about that tho lol clearly if he was worried he would have gone to the doctor
“I’m not gay just it funny”
The quote of a generation.
As a slavic person myself can confirm that majority of anal lovers here do it for fun
“I’m not gay, but my bf is”
I remember Mark at bestgore did an interview with Jar Man back in the day. Hva i faen!!
I want this on my gravestone just to confuse people.
Khzario Eul why do Slavic speaking people have their identity in their language group rather than their own country? Germanic people don’t do this Germans, Anglos, Danes don’t say “as a Germanic I know such and such” always found this odd.
WAIT
HE HAS A WIFE AND TWO SONS
HE WENT TO WORK AN *HOUR* LATER
GOD
Absolute madlad
I aspire to be like him some day (and I'm not saying I want to shove dangerous thigs up my ass lmao)
Just imagine handle pain like that??
Russians.
God already left
kinda just breezed over that one
The fact that he doesn't seem embarassed/bothered about this in the slightest is amazing.
i mean why bother? in the end acting that way just gets you more hate and easier to tease. its always better to laugh with everyone.
@@moppupaws yeah while that is true, some people still get embarassed anyway.
I mean he shared the video with the world! I doubt he has any shame or embarrassment.
Seems like this has happened before.
He was too embarrassed to get medical help, soooo...
He ravaged his own ass with a glass jar, didn't make a sound simply because he didn't want to, worked an entire workday, came back home and was fine within 2 weeks. Fucking legend
typical russians lmao
He was insane
He didn’t make a sound because his family is in the next room.
This horrific rectal trauma is brought to you by RAID: Shadow Legends.
what else is new...
😆
LOL
RAID:Shadow Legends was made in Ukraine. COINCIDENCE?!
Idk what to tell you, makes sense
If I ever run for president, “I’m not gay, it just funny” is gonna be my campaign slogan.
LMAOOOOO, you have my vote!
Definitely have mine, if that’s your slogan your obviously the best for the job
If Trump can do it, I have 100% faith in you. You'd have my vote if I wasn't a felon.
And $20 is $20.
If I ever turn bootlicker and run for president, I would run the opposite
10:12 it didn’t EXPLODE inside him, it IMPLODED inside him. This is similar to what the passengers on the Oceangate Titan experienced
Bruh 😂
Hey, Jar Mann fam! I hope you enjoyed that video! Remember we’re not just deteriorating rectums, we’re shocking viewers!
underrated comment fr😭
my sides have reached escape velocity
Holy shit lmao
I read it in Dhar Mann's voice before I even realized the joke lol
LMAOOOOOO
This dude could destroy Thanos by Shoving him up his Rectum and shattering him.
Reverse antman
an endgame reference this far into 2020? seriously?
@@zerronyx1362 yes
What are you, meme police?
Yes
If you’ve never seen this, congratulations. Your friends might actually be decent people
I’ve never seen any of these videos and I seriously don’t want too but nope, my friends are not decent people
i only saw like 1 or 2 seconds of it but it was enough to remember lol one of my friends just casually said something along the lines of "look at this" and it sounded so casual i though nothing of it before looking
God, I remember the shower of blood. What a nightmare.
They might be (but I sure aint)
Yeah nope. They're my best friends and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Under This video, a product was tagged for a “128oz glass jar” thanks, UA-cam.
He tagged it himself
It's really hard to believe anyone could go through that without emergency medical care. How could he get all the pieces of jar out by himself, not perforate his colon or rectum (leading to life-threatening peritonitis or septicemia), and still continue to defecate on a regular basis? It just doesn't seem possible.
Bro didn’t make a noise when he was leakin blood like Niagara Falls, he jus built diff
He’s Russian.
Probably very lucky
He Russian. Them guys are animals
Pretty much all this. Definitely going with his story was a complete lie to make it sound good. Him not scream shock, fear? Either way there is no way he'd have gotten all the glass out because it shatters, and splinters and rectal bleeding is kind of serious in general. He may still be alive but he absolutely went to the hospital.
Also the healing in 2 weeks is absolute bullshit. Anyone who has had an anal fissure from over wiping, dropping a massive log of a shit, or *other* can attest even a paper cut on the asshole hurts and it doesn't take much to reopen it. So being filled with glass shards? Either his story is fake, or it was all an impressive fake video.
Can you imagine finding out that your dad is the jar guy? Holy shit..
"Hey Jimmy, have you seen One Guy One Jar?"
"Yeah... That's my dad..."
I could imagine "bring your parents to school" day would be very awkward.
@@michaelvessel4604 What about "bring your kid to work" day?
Is.. is that your dad?
Like father like son
"I'm not gay, just it funny" is the new "no homo"
If I ever get gay married that’s gonna be in my vows
@@misskirika2043yes.
-3 years ago
He's a big meme here, in Russia. Y'all may be horrified, but to us, he's just as hilarious as gachimuchi men and the goatse, lol
True, he's a madlad
Nice humor
@@paulhuang1694 thanks👍
I almost got traumitized from barely watching 3 secs of the video 💀💀💀 u built diffrent
@@Y0NI let me just say that this video was made and got popular in a veeery different time, haha
God, the sound of glass shards grinding together still feels like working over exposed nerves with a wire brush
that’s a very specific description but god is it accurate
"He said he didn't make a sound because he didn't feel like it"
What a legend
This is Russia, we don’t feel pain unless we want to
American shoots Russian
Russian: *Just stares at the American silently*
American: What are you?
Russian: What are WE?
@@theredbastard I'm sure the heroin helps.
Sounds depressing as fuck
panqueque445
A raid shadow legend
"i'm not gay just it funny"
-sun tzu
would you mind to explain? pls
damn it this wasn't a reference I was expecting on a video like this
@@cansspuns7780 it funny
@@cansspuns7780 sun tzu was the asian guy who did kung fu in the movie rush hour
@@incongruous4 nah man that was Genghis Khan. Pretty sure he was in Fast and Furious tho
The owner of BestGore interviewed him. Dude was a straight psychopath
Much like Alex Honnold
I cannot even understand the fact this man took care of this alone, I am stunned.
No way he didn’t get help. You’d need internal stitches
@@LkdhhabvI assume he kept the cotton in there for a couple of days to a week to allow the ass to fully repair without needing stitches
"i'm not gay
just it funny"
man was ahead of his time
Jalapeño peppers
Giorno with cats nice
“Rectum damn near killed em” - Chris Farley
"Foreskin seems to match" well then, that's enough for today
Boy if this isnt the absolute fuckun truth.
It’s probably the first foreskin he’s ever saw
That's your problem with this
Thats definitely enough for me today, ita 530am 😪
*Alex Shephard wants to know your location*
“im not gay, just it funny”
my yearbook quote
the muffled pop of the jar collapsing inside him, the crackling sound of the pieces of glass, it all haunts me to this day. I hate my curiosity.
So he stuck a whole jar up his ass, broke it, didn’t make a sound because he didn’t feel like it, stuffed his ass with cotton, went to work an hour later, and healed up in 2 weeks
*this man is simply built different*
Bro🥶
What a legend 👏
man....
Probably still has glass up there to this day
He is a tank
Man you know we're in one of *those* timelines when you see "Jar Man" and wonder "huh which one?"
I thought it might be the Brony one.
Jaksida me too ngl
The mullet man created more timelines than we realize, ptkfgs is not alone
I recognised that floor immediately. That damn video has been imprinted in my mind since the moment I saw it when I was just a pure, innocent 13 year old.
i'm relatively new to this side of the internet. can someone explain what the other one was? (i will not click any links you send me)
The moment when the glass jar broke is the one thing that still sticks with me to this day. It also added to my fear of sticking foreign objects in my orfices.
Oh, also here's another question that has never been answered. Wouldn't he at least gotten very sick from his own feces entering his bloodstream? I mean, he's gotta poop sometime before he was fully healed.
your bacterias don't conflict with your blood/immunity
i'm no biologist tho
@@cuzsleepisthecousinofdeath it definitely can, but overall the body is way stronger than you think, but yeah septic shock could easily happen
@@cuzsleepisthecousinofdeath They absolutely can. Have you never heard of an opportunistic infection? Who lied to you lol
Notice how during the ad, he never once said the game was good. Brilliant
If I was you tuber I would do it the same way. Anyone who has played any mobile game knows there’s a high chance its botted bullshit not worth playing more than a few days. I would feel nothing for anyone who gets addicted to these types of games.
@@orllyfools14X8 most mobiles-games are what's called "gaccha"
that's a trend of video-game popularised by japan, in which you basically bet a in-game currency to get new and better characters
of course, the chances you get what you want are pretty-low, which mean that when you don't get what you want, you're advised to spend more
obviously, it's all just a scam, as you can not only get that same in-game money by doing missions and shit, but also buy trading it for actual money
which mean thoses games are basically glorified casinos made for all-ages
TL;DR: games like raid shadow-legends and fifa are preying on children and gambling-addicts
the youtuber named "Jim-Sterling" already made a lot of videos about that "genre" of video-games, i advise watching them
@@orllyfools14X8 Raid is famous for giving UA-camrs an exact script to follow.
@@Rise65487 Lol this actually happened, my rich friend wasted 500 euros on fucking fire emblem heroes just to get a character. Yeah. Not kidding.
@Bruce Wayne Yes.
if the internet has taught me anything, the words “jar” and “man” in the same sentence will always involve something disturbing.
"A man is holding a jar"
@@loganmacgyver2625 eww
"A man is holding a jar. In it, a Rainbowdash figurine"
Just the word “Jar” is traumatic
Or (insert number) (insert object) (insert number) (insert animal or person). That setup you its gonna be fuck shit. Examples 3 guys 1 hammer, 2 guys one icepick, 2 guys one horse.
"I not gay, just it funny" That's some real comedy dedication!
It’s amazing that he was able to stay completely silent the whole time.
my father is a surgeon and he told me he operated on a guy with a broken glass jar up his a$$ while in his residency. Probably not the same guy. Crazy to know it happened more than once, the world is crazed
Tell your dad thanks for what he does. Physicians and nurses really get worked to hard
@@johnbacon4997 Forgot to mention it happened on christmas eve lol
"If I had a nickel for every time someone shoved a jar up their ass and it broke I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."
@@akreanimated7242 are you a medical personel
John Bacon nah i was referencing a meme
And he has kids? Imagine that being your dad and coming across that video lmaoo
I could finally be proud of my father
@Andrew Peterson Imagine going to school and all of your friends are talking about the new Whang video
Then you see the thumbnail.
"what's your dad do for a living?"
"makes videos."
"oh cool, has he had any go viral?"
"yes."
"what's it about?"
"him shoving a glass jar up his ass and then the jar breaking while it was still in him."
Chances are they watched it
Jokes on you I don’t have a dad
The fact that you put music from earthbound, chrono trigger and basically all my favorite childhood game music, makes this even more unsettling.
9:52 hope the war hasn’t been too hard on jar man
I showed the video to a friend of mine while Never Gonna Give You Up played in the background, successfully creating a synaptic response in his brain where he would think of 1 guy 1 jar every time he heard the song for maximum pain.
Mk ultra 😂😂😂👌
Do you work for the CIA?
@@JustinWhangYt 🤫🤫🤫
that is brutal
@@JustinWhangYt I can neither confirm or deny the existence or non-existence of ties between myself and agencies that specialize in enhanced interrogation techniques
The sound of glass breaking is pretty jarring.
Was the pun intentional?
@@gamekid55 it's the same pun on all the jar man videos so yeah
Its..ugh..
Those sounds bring back memories.
Very punny
jar man being the same person as screwdriver man is the biggest plot twist of the century
'Its my video pal'
Oh god man
I was honestly shocked that the thick glass jar broke. I tried breaking a jar with my hands, but the thing is solid. I was awestruck by the incredible pressure inside a human ass.
Please don't make it even worse for me. I am still traumatized.
@@lasi_eisbaer I remember watching that video when I was 9..
@@mintt9724 Jesus, I saw it when I was 12 or 13.
You could fit an entire raccoon up there
@@agnes7404 I once saw a news story where a guy had an entire squirrel up his rectum. The human ass is op.
Imagine how painful his shits were during the healing process. Just the thought of this is making me wince.
Not just that, you would have to sterilize every time. Shit in wounds=not good.
eh, at this point turds probably just fell out freely. He probably wears diapers
He pretty lucky tho he could have died by just the infections that could occur
cthulhu Pthagn LMAO "I'm not gay.;;that just funny"😝🤣
@@cthulhupthagn5771 yup, his butt hole is so blown out. I thought for sure he died since there was so much blood.
6:31 *I’m not gay! Just it funny))*
5:33
So goofy ahh
Next level: Sticking a brick of sand up in there and making his own glass jar.
shoving coal up his ass and making diamonds
Shoving magma up his ass and making a glass vase
Didn't Primitive Technology do this
And then breaking it again for good measure
Is this how you do it in minecraft?
He said “ I’ll play the sound for you” I SCREAMED NOOOoooooOo
@@mufferducker822 haha oh my !! When I yelled out my partner came running in the room because he thought I got hurt ! Lmao
Crunch
The kittens softened the blow
It wasn't that bad in my opinion, but it barely made a noise and you can't really hear the crack that well, but I was also scared when he said he was gonna play the audio.
That was the first sound to haunt my soul and let me know the internet will punch you in the face.
I saw the video on runthegauntlet in 2012-ish, this one was one the most memorable. Felt a saturated mixture of sadness, sympathy, repugnance, fear and vicarious pain. For years, I've been remembering the video with shivers down my spine, worrying about how the man ended up after the accident. I can't explain how glad I am to see a happy ending!
I'm not gonna lie: the sound on its own is honestly much worse than hearing it alongside the video. Can't explain why, but it just is.
I love just listening to things with my eyes closed. I do it all the time. It makes so much more of an impact, doesn't it?
ElysetheEevee 👀
Agreed
ElysetheEevee 👂👁👄👁👂🖐 Hol’ up
Its like actually not
Bro finally, I knew you would have to get to this one.
That's what I was just saying!!!
Same
I was thinking it was a while since I did this sort of video, so he was next in line
FinANALLY
This is possibly the most disturbing thing I never watched haha
I only just discovered Whang!'s channel last night, and already I'm bracing myself whenever he mentions jars.
Rasputin has nothing on this guy
Lmao “there’s a chance if you’ve had a blood transfusion in Ukraine you’re carrying a piece of the jar man with you
Quite beautiful to think, one day, there could be little anus blood shards in the lifeblood of hundreds across the world
Oh God oh fck oh God oh fuck
After all these years, the words "three guys one hammer" still gives me chills.
The heartless freaks who did that, and more, deserve to rot in boredom for eternity
Somehow I missed that and I hope I don't have to ever experience it.
@@inthefade i envy you
ruskiturbo Pretty sure those guys finally got found out a few years back no?
Thats a good thing
Humanity really is something ain’t it.
The IMDb page has a proper plot synopsis and everything. That's hilarious.
The fact that this dude doesn't even scream when the jar breaks scares me to my core to this day.
He had to be quiet, because his wife and kids were elsewhere in the house.
@@brie1026 HE HAD A FAMILY?!
Jesus....I fucking remember that. He was so fucking silent.
I feel you man. I feel like he'll haunt me in my dreams when he keels.
I screamed for him back when I watched it.
Ah yes. Jars. The internet collectively cringes when a Jar is mentioned.
Also
O B J E C T S T H A T I S H O V E D U P M Y A R S E
V I B R A T O R S
D I L D O S
P E N S
COINS
BROOMSTICK HANDLE
HOCKEY STICK HANDLE
h̸̬̬̳̚ȃ̶͙̗͚̌͒͗̓̏̎n̸̡͇̦̰͕̳̹̳͙̪̆͊̈́̾̇̿̾̀͒ḓ̷̛́̈́̎̋̑̇̇̕͠l̵̡͕̹̊͑͛̈́̋͝ȩ̷̗͐̏͐͝ͅs
“Your carrying a bit of the jar man with ya”
Pure poetry
I've had the luck of never seeing the video, knowing about it is traumatic enough
+1
I can't imagine what pooping must've felt like while he was "healing"
oh dudeeeee 😩
It's a miracle it didn't get infected.
He probably had to stick to a liquids only diet
Rectal bleeding is the worst
may contain nuts he actually ate normally. He did an interview and answered a bunch of questions, he did almost pass out from blood loss though
It’s definitely the guy, he’s done more than one jar, that one just broke, on accident.
He fosho evolved his game I remember seeing one after he healed and he started filling the jars with water to (I'm assuming) keep the jar from breaking
@@halfeatenbagelbite2300 Fosho is not a word.
@@r603burakkusuta2 sorry to have not appeased you master, I'll try my best next time
R603 Burakkusuta nobody really cares, it’s just a shortened version of for sure
@@Tamramsy It is worse, because ebonics are gross.
4:54 it sounded like he was eating the glass 😭😭
Honestly jar man sounds like a chill guy
The tf2 sniper and this guy are the only two men who can be called “jar man” on the internet
Both are gross tho
ian duarte one is just a bit more gross then the other
clearly you havent heard of quinton reviews
Instead of piss, it's shit tho.
scout is also a jar man to varying degrees
His camera is getting further and further away each week.
Social distancing, mang.
I think it might be he's just using more of a fisheye type lens it's cool looking I think
@the1 haha lol I get jt
My concern is that his room have no visible exits.
He’s got that Quake FOV.
7:03 Don't ask questions you're not ready to know the answer to.
Thank you so much for the kittens over the sound bite. That helped a lot .
Alexei actually said his fame ruined his life. He had to quit his job and change his name. His wife and kids found out by overhearing his name on a radio interview about shock videos, but they forgave him and helped him work through it.
source?
If I were his family member I wouldn't even be ashamed of him or anything because I just wouldn't even know how to process the information.
@@ASHERUISE like what would i say?
@@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW I'd quite literally be flabbergasted.
How does one simply go from doing normal everyday shit to suddenly (hypothetically) telling your family member
"Cool story Joe! Well, anyways I forgot to mention lol, but yesterday I broke an entire jar up my ass..." 💀
I wouldn't even have any words to say...
my mind would go blank and I'd panic inside while trying to figure out how to move onto the next topic while also coping with the information my brain just finished processing lol
@@ohhkennny766 uh it was the radio did you read the comment
"I'd love to show you a clip"
Why, you monster???
He suffered so we should too
With my explorations in BDSM I met a lot of unique people with unique interests. I met one who enjoyed practicing similar arts, but he, fortunately, used a traffic cone. It was still horrific to watch; but I can't imagine using glass and having it break. We all found it pretty amazing that this was pleasurable to him, but he seemed to be having a good time. I'll pass on that one. He wanted encouragement. I could offer none. "As long as it doesn't hurt anyone...."
seeing the pics and videos of you explaining the story really just made me feel like i watched the video over 🤣🤣 and the sounds
"This video which is basically guaranteed to be demonetized..."
Checks video for ads
Has ads
HOW DO YOU DO THIS?
Susan has...special interests.
Classic youtube
The ad revenue goes to YT, not the content creators.
The video is for educational purposes
historical documentaries only on this channel
The ending was kinda satisfying
The guy didn’t know who he was
And the madlad just responded with the most badass quote he could’ve said
“It’s my video pal”
-jar man
))
Saw this video recommended and thought, let's go down memory lane. Literally 30 seconds in and the images started playing again in my head, almost threw up. The Internet was wild back then.
@AUGH loool I know ow what you mean. Hilarious how twisted that is 🤣
I was there, I remember when this happened, when it hit efukt, early efukt days were awesome :) I know he hit 4chan too and made a triumphant return to the sport. "JarSquatter" man is a hero. An absolute display of perseverance and power of will!
This man is testing the limits of "no homo", hero
He broke his rectum though
@@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828 more holes for more jars i guess
@@kusuossecretgf5401 that's cursed
@@kusuossecretgf5401 there's a small one
@@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828 hehe
When you hear about jars on the internet you always think about one of two things
Either it's a figurine inside a jar with some suspicious white liquid, or its a jar inside someone with some suspicious red liquid.
The Two Genders.
Humanity needs to lose it’s jar privileges
Excuse me, her Name is Marisa
show some respect, she is suffering a terrible fate ☺
More like yellow.
White liquid? More like, Brown solid goo
4:50 I’ve never seen the video but the sound alone made me clench 😭
"Raid is a game about building different teams for different scenarios"
Like fighting four guys, or fighting four different guys. With two whole attack animations, the possibilities are endless
😂😂😂I love whang!
Justin is just a shell of the man he used to be... oh... the things he's seen.
“I’m not gay it just funny” absolute chad
0:54 had to rewind after i caught a glimpse of Samus hitting a body sized bong to 8 bit music
when justin did that accent with "im not gay. just it funny" i shot out my gatorade all over my mac and died of laughter.
Rest in pieces (of glass)
wow guys I think he found it really funny, maybe I mean like he legit really totally shot gatorade all over his mac and died guys
That's what you get for having a Mac you dingus.
we've got a mac user, folks!
ew,rich people
I actually felt a little sick hearing the details. Feels good to know I'm not completely jaded.
Were they unsettling? Perhaps....
A bit... jarring?
I'll see myself out now.
@@ZaffyTaffy just....just don't
@@ZaffyTaffy ayyyyy
The video is very cringy but its worth the while
Maybe not
Cmon raid shadow legends isn't THAT bad
Jesus it's almost 2023 and I could of went without ever seeing that video. I'm suing this creator for emotional distress as their was no warning
Thank you! I tried to find out what the aftermath of that failed stunt was and couldn't find anything on Google, besides a closed Reddit post and your video! You must have invested a lot in researching this story. I thought that this was a surefire way to get a trip to the ER or perhaps even die.
The “POP” sound and the subtle jolt from that dude has haunted my nightmares for years now. Good job on resurfacing all these emotions, Whang.
Only Raid: Shadow Legends could sponsor a video like this. They don't have any filters.
"This self oof is sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends"
I want a story about someone who shoved Raid: Shadow Legends up their ass
Kinda appropriate that they sponsor a video of a guy shoving something up his arse.
Everyone gives shit to Raid, but you gotta give credit, they're out here supporting our demonized youtube lads when no one else would dare.
Raid: Shadow Legends---they were there for us when nobody else was.
4:52 even the kitten were *mildly* shocked, not much though
Bros selling A JAR on this video 💀
Dude when I was younger everyone told me this guy died and that traumatized me so much. But he’s alive? What a hero (obviously he’s not a hero, I was joking for those being dense)
Same. I was so horrified at the thought of him dying from internal bleeding!
An hero
Are you sure hero is the right word for this!!?
@@Anindita2729 Its like the Lemmiwinks South Park episode if Lemmiwinks were a porcupine!
@@Anindita2729 LMFAO
“Soo how did you become a Internet legend?”
Someone: “I made my cat play the keyboard”
Jar man: “uhh, same”
Hello again person i used to see on ark videos
@@delirium1643 oh dam
I made it go to 2.1k likes, so satisfying
"...except the keyboard is a jar and the cat is my butthole"
I had a minor alcohol addiction
The jar man read the little engine that could and carried that mindset into everything he does in life.
the fact that he’s a functional member of society with a family is wild
Imagine being a soldier in Ukraine and having a blood transfusion after a battle wound and finding out that the blood belongs to Jar Man
I’m trying to process the fact he NEVER went to the doctor for that???? Dude could have had micro pieces of glass just chilling underneath scars
Look at all the strange marks on his bottom and back thighs that look like healing bed sores! I have a feeling this person is not at all concerned with leaving a lasting mark.
@@irishandirie i doubt hes worried about scars, but the risk of tiny pieces of glass lodged into your skin healing must be high. They could slice away internally and cause really bad bleeding. I doubt hes worried about that tho lol clearly if he was worried he would have gone to the doctor
@@ticrific It was just a comment. Showing off internal scarring would be difficult.
Better start digging i guess
@@ticrific If he was worried about it then he wouldnt of shoved a jar up his butt!
I can’t even break a glass jar by squeezing it with my hands. What I am trying to say is: that’s a lot of force.
He did say there was a crack in the jar...or did that crack form while it was *in* his ass?
But yes, you could say it was a "shit-ton" of force :D :P
Well the asshole musxles are tight
squirrel dude it cracks in his ass
Ranch DuBois well he sticks jars up there regularly if i remember correctly
@Elite Soulfly nah, he's Russian
Oh dude I always tell people this is one of the most terrifying videos I've ever seen. Crazy to put a name to him and hear more.
Just hearing the audio makes me cringe in pain and disgust. I can literally see it, as I hear it, and I haven’t seen the video in over 10 years or so.
*crunch*
I felt this comment. I wish I never saw that fucking video
Sam Bradley fr
the pop and the muffled crackling that follows.
I never even saw the video and it made my skin crawl.