Listening to Swedish Acid Jazz in a Spaceship at Dusk on April 2, 1971 with Trixie and Katya | Bald
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
- If you're into listening to German Vaporwave while crying about the mean things Brad said in a note to your best friend Allison in Biology class as you sit in the backseat of your Aunt Marilyn's 1992 Buick LeSabre on the way to the dental hygienist who vaguely resembles Bea Arthur, all the while thinking about that really good pizza bagel you had for lunch as a piece of pepperoni becomes dislodged from your braces, then this week's episode is 100% for you. Enjoy.
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F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, adult performers, actors, and more, RuPaul’s Drag Race veterans Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
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Best video title since the seven disks of energy spinning inside you whichwas the best since philosophers looking at car crashes
Which was the best since a teeny weeny tot foundation donation
Which was best since The Niagra Falls of Vomit 😂😂😂😂
I agree 100% lmfao
twirlina marie poukette kills me
Ms Katya is all my favorite people wrapped into one DRAGALISHOUSE Package! I die when she laughs at all Trixie's content!! ❤❤❤❤ You two are so beautifully wonderful and please lmk when your coming to the Tampa Bay area (St. Petersburg Florida!)
So nice of Katya to wear some merch with Trixie on it, to give her some exposure
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I THOUGHT COMMENTS LIKE THIS REALLY DIDNT EXIST AND TRIXIE IS OVEREXAGGERATING
@@Lukas-mf3vi...girl did you teleport from MySpace
Hahahahhhaahaha 😂😂😂
I love this shirt! I wish I knew what it was!
@@jacquelinejensen6033 same
when Katya was talking about the sensory overstimulation of drag & flying into a rage over oat milk I started thinking "this is very relatable to the autistic experience" only for her to then say she started watching videos of TRAINS? I died
AAAAAHAHA my favorite thing is noticing autistic traits in people online this is perfect im going to do some more observing
Hahaha I always SEARCH for them to have traits of adhd 😂
IM SAYING LIKE
I think we need to be _so_ cautious about words we use for folks we don't know, _and_ I love seeing myself in others. Trains! Verbal stims! Bongoooos!
39:47 “Michael Bolton from another room while your grandfather confronts your grandmother about the personal loan she took in 1986” 😂😂😂😂
Gonna start using "I hope you dance," as my "I am supportive, but I do NOT care" response. It's brilliant.
It's the new Love That For You
Was that a movie reference? I didn't get it.
@@ROA1988 It's a reference from when they did I Like To Watch, reacting to Love Is Blind Season 4. One of the contestants said his favorite song was "I Hope You Dance" by Lee Ann Womack, which they found hilarious.
@ROA1988 the song "I Hope You Dance" is like a fond farewell, so theyre using the term sarcastically like "im happy for you but im not interested"
It's so excellent 😆
So glad I tuned in while having dinner and Katya is talking about shit
I'm eating my lunch 😍😍
yup. i'm having lunch myself............yum
i was cooking lunch haha
At least you weren’t snacking on chocolate 😋
I am snacking on chocolate.. a log shaped chocolate bar 🙈🤣🤣
"If your dog's not poopin', go to the vet." -- Trixie Mattel, 2023
It true tho
Scrolled through the comments right as tricked said this ❤
i need it on a shirt.
WHen Trixie finally relents and gives an "okayyy" at 7:06 I DIEEEEED AND WAS RESURRECTED it was so low energy hahahahhaa
I was hyping myself up to hear “Hi, it’s me~ a little girl-“
the aggressor part has me dying still on the third listen lmao
What time stamp is it
@@squamman631 8:44
its so hilarous i actually started cackling i got scared of myself. "in bed im the victim" PLEAAASEE😭😭😭
I ended up clipping it because I'd constantly come back to this video just to see this part lmao
@@urieldaboamorteLITERALLY ME RN 😂💀
Trixie: "you think it's trixie xxx trixxxie? please bitch im in here cooking in an easy bake oven." hahahah i died
Wearing a bouffant!!!
‘Get your freak on’ started playing while I was at the gym, and it took every fiber in my being not to go MCDONALDSSSS. at the “Hollaaaa” part lol. I hate what y’all done.
in the middle of the cat litter discussion my cat began flinging granules of litter out of her box onto the carpet 🥲
Yep.
Get one of those mats for rolling office chairs to keep that from happening! Cat litter is so hard to get out of carpets lol
I just know Katya writes these descriptions.
If so she’s a brilliant writer and would be a NYT bestseller
And the titles, forsure 😂 she is truly one of the greatest writers of our time
Katya is quite brilliant and has a fine command of the English language...
*Her command of Trixie, not so much.*
lmaoo period, trixie is a horse out the stable mama@@davidvento5481
Me yelling: WE CANT DO BREAKING BAD COLOUR SYMBOLISM AGAIN!
KATYA REMEMBERED 🤯
@@84davidoFFF
Every time, like “Pepperidge farm...”
Lmaaao at least it’s not watchmen 😭😭
katya calling oat milk dirty water but raving about tea 😂
I'm not sure where I heard it, but referring to almond milk as nut sweat always sends me.
@@catherinefavrot9347This comment threw me into the microwave on high and gave me pneumonia omg 💀
My latest sapphic yearning is waiting for Katya to yell 'oo there aint no other way' as I ...
This particular episode was OFF THE RAILS (Katya train tracks). I mean fucking bunkers and I loved every single second of it. 🎶 McDonalds 🎶
Trixie and Katya: Picking up dog poop with a plastic bag is not clean!
Also Trixie and Katya: EATIN' ASS
I remember reading somewhere that a doctor recommended covering the “area of interest” (ie; heinie hole) in Saran Wrap before indulging. I just found it really strange that a medical professional (obviously str8) would suggest this as a viable option. It’s akin to fellating a condom-covered member. Just washing & douching thoroughly would be a much better (and infinitely more gratifying) solution.
Me five minutes in, eating dinner whilst listening to this episode: "I have regrets"
I actually stoped pouring cereal into the bowl and waited for the bit to pass to eat breakfast.
I ALWAYS DO THIS I KNOW!!!
same and then it was 8 MINUTES@@bringitdanielle
Thank you, kind citizen, for this warning. This was going to be my dinner-eating video but I'll wait until after I eat.
I was mid lunch when I started 💀
Yasss Katya! I quit cigs cold turkey after 20+ years and never touched one since! 09/16/2021 🎉
slay
Unhhhh is so iconic. It really is your legacy show that lead to everything else. I hope you do it for 10+ years!
Trixie, i dont wear make up at all either and ive watched every video. When my kid showed me your stuff i immediately caught up on everything you and katya did. It took me 6 months to catch up. You two are so charismatic 🤷♀️ you have It❤
"I hope you dance" is the new "Ooh there ain't no other way"
LoL nooo the new "ooh there ain't no other way" is Katya saying "Bongos!" or some other lyric from the song (like "my pussy tight like a drum"😆) 🤣
I can’t believe Katya is just giving away bare feet for free in this episode 😂
in the previous one too😂
The feet in the air when she laughs😂
I was hoping there'd be a comment like this lmfao
@@virginiarogers9391same! First thought : "free foot content" xD ahhahah
Yes noticed that, and they look so fresh and so clean!!!🎉❤
When Trixie said her kitchen energy is “frantic”, all I saw was her in feathered heels with matching floor length feather trimmed robe, flour swoosh on her her nose screaming “David! David, help!” with increasing intensity and concern.
Okay, I am going to say it again, hopefully someone will read it, who can make the girls aware. Please, consider publishing the content of your Substack as a book. I have actually gathered all the text in one text file and it is almost 200 pages without the pictures. Some of it was publicly available posts, but some were behind a paywall, which i was only too happy to pay. And I assure you, this will make an actual perfectly good book. You can call it Trixie and Katya's Guide to Journaling and I will buy it, even though I've a;ready read every word. You've already done the witting, just publish it!
Why don’t you make it and pitch the completed product to them?
Commenting so others can see it! This is an inspired idea ✨
I genuinely looked forward to each substack post and was sad when they decided to end it although I completely understand. I’m sure it was very time-consuming.
E N G A G E M E N T
yess
I love that you can tell that they have recording marathons because of the topics that carryover from last week! Cauliflower steak, OKAY!
BONGOOOOS
MCDONOLDSS
I need to know if Trixie really thinks algorithm is pronounced “algomarhythm”
I RAN to look for this comment.
this is so satisfying@@rolob2
It's a Wisconsin thing (it's not)
Ooh there ain’t no other way (to say it) 😂
I need to know too
You can make your own buttermilk with vinegar and milk so that you never have to buy a whole bottle😂❤️love you Trixie
33:00
First!
@@ohdang8515 omg 😝
Or you can just buy the bottle because it’s going to last for months. It doesn’t go bad for a LONG time, unlike the way normal milk will lol
@@razrv3lcWell, that’s not true.
crying at Katya watching train videos 😂
It's giving neurospicy and I love it! ❤
I laughed so hard omg
Katya in a Sopor Aeternus & the Ensemble of Shadows t-shirt is giving the goths so much life
Being able to talk about sex openly is great. Not just about actively pursuing it but the roadblocks that come up in that pursuit as well. I was sexually assaulted when I was 19 and my relationship with sex and my body was altered a lot from that moment - and I had a lot of sex that was “out of my body.” Getting back into your body, grounding into the reality of the situation is healthy. I think finding comfort in sex and sexuality is just as much a mindset shift as it is something physical. It’s nice to talk about it openly and how it affects people differently. All I know is with CPTSD, the focus on approaching sex is different than the average person. Everyone deserves to feel free and expressive and safe when exploring themselves sexually. I’m primarily attracted to women and don’t really talk about sex - but I love it and I love when sex is outside of monogamous boring sh*t. It can be so fun and empowering once power and strength is found within.
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Exactly
Just wanted to say that I haven't smiled all day, and didn't even realize until watching this and getting the giggles. Thank you for giving me a reason to smile today ❤❤
Oh God. You need to smile more. Life’s to short. ❤
@@teralmiles agreed!
Not Trixie serving us BICEPS. damnnnn, arms!!
me: excited to watch the ladies on my 30 min lunch break
me putting away my food 10 mins in: nvm
gotta love katya just opening the episode talking about poop 😂
Trixie really brought the energy this episode, she was so funny, had Katya howling so many times!
Katya’s asthmatic horse wheeze/laugh though... 😂
Trixie’s floor poop candy math made me laugh
Forget girl math and boy math, we now have Barbie math 💅🏼
I’m so glad we got a “ooh there ain’t no other way”
katya’s new (relatively) obsession with bongos is amazing
Trixie and Katya being angry at buttermilk and cheese respectively is possibly one of the greatest moments of my life.
Katya's dream about surprising Trixie with the Emmy is so sweet😭
it’s the most wholesome thing ever 🥺
From palpating pet feces to Trixie crying in Katya’s “Emmy dream” this episode of “The Bald and the Beautiful” runs the gamut!
"And for me that's leaning into Twirlina Poukette territory" - Katya, during a frank discussion of sex addiction
can u pls explain what twirlina poukette means? i’m trying to get it/ remember but i can’t
@@misselliebellyits a euphemism for smoking meth
This intro is perfect for me. Woke up with doodoo smeared SMEARED this morning. Fantastic.
You pooped the bed? I'm sorry
@@bunnyman3204I’m sorry too
@liaaca just throw the sheets away it's a total loss.
😟
the quick sidetrack of Breaking Bad’s color theory and katya stopping it is fierce
she was so quick to shut it down too 😂
I think she had a flashback and it almost triggered her PTSD.
I’ve seen so many episodes but missed this…? What’s the gag??
@@wnn101 trixie is well known for interrupting stories and sidetracking them into a completely different topic. as soon as she brought up Breaking Bad for the thousandth time, katya stopped her in her tracks and they quickly jumped back to the main topic.
lol started watching this on my walk with my dog.
I will say, the moment the poop is bagged, phone goes away and I make a b-line to the sink to boil my hands in LOL. I’m convinced it goes through the plastic particles thank you very much!
Tbh, it’s the one thing which prevents me from owning a dog in NYC; “palpating dog feces.” I also prefer medium to large breeds, especially Shepherds so it’d be a lot... literally. At least my cat had a covered cat box with a replaceable charcoal filter in the top. I couldn’t “doo” an open litter tray *pun intended.*
their genuine high five was adorable
this pod is always my dinner watch. 7 minutes in and maybe that wasnt the best choice for today’s ep
trixie listening to Beach Bunny makes so much sense
The first 5 minutes of this is evidence that I will listen to literally anything these 2 will talk about. ANYTHING.
that episode was BEYOND katya please never stop being mad at "adult content creation" because I felt seen and felt heard thank you very much
I love when they talk like my elderly italian aunts
But in the beginning when Trixie would make “the sign of the cross” backwards... 😂 I think Katya filled her in.
This episode was immaculate! 👌
Katya is really out here doing what all kids want to do with that half and half cereal lol. I used to just drink the little half and half cups at the diners when I was little💀
Having half & half in cereal is amazing... if you want to gain about 100 lbs quickly!
I'm so glad I got to hear Katya saying she hates Murder+Genocide.
Do you know if either of them have spoken up? 🍉 that comment caught me off guard
@@Emily-su3hji’m assuming these are filmed a while back but it was a bit weird to have that as an opener without anything recognizing recent events
I mean...did she? She literally said she hates poop more than those things so
Haven't heard a thing, but I'm hoping they're on the right side
THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD EPISODE OMG 😂😂😂😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while 😂😂😂😂
trixie talking about the oddly specific beach bunny edited music is really surreal; like the kids are in fact not all right
I'm conflicted because I firmly believe you shouldn't trust anyone who hates cats, but I've watched everything these women have ever produced.
The thing is they don’t seem to actually hate cats, they always complain about the litter box and the idea of having one in your home (and smelling it). Plus fwiw every now and then I see pics circulated of both Katya and Trixie holding cats in a not completely disgusted manner. 😂 Anyway, they definitely both seem like dog people. As Katya would say, and that’s okay!
The thing is they don’t seem to actually hate cats, they always complain about the litter box and the idea of having one in your home (and smelling it). Plus fwiw every now and then I see pics circulated of both Katya and Trixie holding cats in a not completely disgusted manner. 😂 Anyway, they definitely both seem like dog people. As Katya would say, and that’s okay!
I don't think they hate cats, they just think how they poop in the house in a literbox is gross
39:31 “just trainin’” I will never forget the moment I pulled an hamstring, putting lotion on after a shower, laughed so hard half awake, after a seemingly never ending week long apathetic depression, katya katya katya ya got me and I feel like I should simultaneously send you my urgent care bill hilllllarious
The amount of love and fuzzy noodles I have for these two is astounding.
trixie discovering asmr distant white noise music is like a fever dream
Im happy we still have you two, its an amazing thing your humor brings and the joy it creates
❤
I'd leave a funeral to watch this
LADIES I just found you this year- and have seen all episodes of unhh like 10x. PLEASE keep doing it!!
OMG... I remember these two from their debut(s) on “Drag Race” ten+ years ago! Both have evolved tremendously but Trixie has gone through a complete metamorphosis. “You’ve come a long way ladies!”
this opening conversation as I’m trying to peacefully eat my dinner
Upvote for cream in your cereal 😂 I always put at least a splash of cream in any cereal and the results are life changing
we gotta make katya's emmy dream a reality trixie's RICH she can cough up a million dollars for a publicist to launch a campaign
This one was a fun one to listen to while walking my dog. I can verify: you definitely for the rest of the walk think - gotta get home and wash this hand.
I love filling the void with Trixie and Katya, I started with UNHhhh and then went to Trixie make up, now I rotate everything I can find. I have UA-cam premium and Wow plus. Thanks for doing a lot of amazing things every week for us to enjoy.
Oh we *will* get you that emmy! You guys should have that little statue and I should be allowed to say I watch an emmy award winning show.
There’s actually a video that has Trixie and Katya in one of those super specific background noise videos!
UA-cam Premium is the MOOD.
The way I have a visceral reaction to YT ads when I'm not logged into my account... I feel seen 😂😂🤣
eating while watching this, wrong choice
This has got to be one of the most specified titles I've seen on a video😅 Love you both! Greetings from the UK 🇬🇧❤💙🤍🖤
Just noticed Katya wearing a Sopor Aeternus shirt! Cmon goth
Aww Trixie your teeth are lovely and you look amazing!
I didn’t think Trixie or Katya read the comments for some reason,they always seem so busy 💪💙
My roommate's cat has GI issues and recently went on a specialized diet, and let me tell y'all I WISH it was owl pellets coming out of him. I would generously describe the quality of his deposits as beef tongue? Fully elastic, jiggling masses.
anyway have a great day everyone ❤
Im nauseous holy fuck. 🤢 Not jiggly beef tongue.........
*Sorry but TMI*
This episode was hysterical!
Also I was cracking up when they’re describing how they react to UA-cam ads bc I’m not gonna lie that’s how I feel when the ad reads come on during episodes. I tap-tap to fast forward right through them 😂
So much for “UA-cam’s Premium subscription.” Being “ad-free” is no longer a major selling point. Oh well...
Katya! I love your shirt. Sopor Aeternus is fantastic 🖤💀
Katya knows of the icon and goddess that is Anna Varney-Cantodea. Now it all makes sense. IT ALL MAKES SENSE. If you don't know her, look up "Sopor Aeternus and The Ensemble of Shadows".
A deli slicer for brussel sprouts…. Haha I’d love to see trixie do that.
Katya's rant about oat milk 😂
Dunno about “oat milk” but I find the others just as vile; “almond milk, soy milk, etc.” Apparently too much soy anything in one’s diet can have adverse affects on the male reproductive system. Not that this matters to (gay) men who have no intention of reproducing. However, the knowledge that the US govt is now paying farmers to grow soy beans instead of corn or other crops does tend to make one wonder...🤔
I have a cat and a dog, it’s a hard life for sure. Litter and doggie bags is my miserable life, but I rescued them both because I’m lonely and have no friends so I don’t know what’s better haha whatever I guess
I’m loving this pod but if katya doesn’t do ohh there ain’t no other way I feel the episode hasn’t happened 😂
Im so proud of Katya quitting smoking..gives me hope.
29:51 such a beautiful friendship moment
Katya really likes the word "palpate".
me on maternity leave watching these every day im on my own parasocial journey
I have to stop listening to this while I get ready. My whole body is shaking with laughter & my makeup is a mess.
“i hope you dance but in the meantime drop the pants” BYEEEE
Love Katya's shirt!! Just had a sudden urge to go back to Sopor Aeternus a couple of days ago
Sleeping and the love of sleeping is so underrated and I’m glad these girls are realizing that bedtime at 845pm is fun
Katya having to do a character to tell the sex story 💀
I also love those very highly specific videos that create scenario soundscapes! 🧡
An Emmy for Trixie and Katya (and us) 😭🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
Native Russian speaker here! I would love to give Катя some praise for her language skills, Russian is difficult even for us native speakers sometimes. Отличное произношение! (great pronunciation)
I think Id like to drown to Swedish acid jazz.... sounds lit af!
35:00 off topic, love a cauliflower steak, not filling unless it’s with a lot of sides or on top a large bed of rice. But so good, My family perfected this recipe of it and we love making it all the time!
That John McClean impression 👌
katya talking about how she's been watching train videos has changed me as a person in the best possible way