A Dazzling Woodland Sprite Dinner Party for Forest Faeries with Trixie and Katya | Bald & Beautiful
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
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#TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful
katya shushing trixie on a story in progress is SENDING ME. get her, jade
I KNOW!!!!!!!
the way katya is SET on finishing her stories with no interruptions….I dream of being like her, the bravery
Yess I am loving this for her. At 11:39 she shuts trixie’s interruption down so fiercely
@@ty1000fiercely but not cruelly 😂 so funny
it's been a hero's journey to arrive at this point
I was beside myself witnessing such strength and bravery.
character arc
I can’t wait to hear Katya’s new vocal stim
OKAYYYYYY
@@katieilardi3214mcdonaaaalllldds!!
Hey hey hey Melody...........you better chillll!!!!
You better lay low
I looooveee ittt....!
youuu betta lay low
Katya's vernacular continues to amaze me. "He did not warn me that we were about to enter a world of interior design hitherto unexplored by my eyeballs." Flowery descriptions gush out of her mouth like beautiful clear water out of a Dutch fountain.
Katya is clearly very intelligent. That’s how her sense of humor trips so many people up.
Hahahaha fr
a taurus queen
The babe is the essence of purple prose and I love that about her
23:51 she continued on
Katya has a new verbal stim for every pod episode and im struggling to keep up
CAT SHIT
and I LOOOOOVE ITTTTT
OOOOOH YOU BETTER LAY LOW 😭
U BETTA CHILLLL.
where is the “i loooove ittt” from i swear i know but i can’t place it lmaoo
@@anthonyseago2646it's a like 2 seconds clip of Lourdes Leone / Madonna's daughter edit: she shows the clip at around 40:30
I like how Katya seems to be stopping Trixie from interrupting her more. You girl, let your voice be heard no matter how weird the story is.
Thank you!!!!
agreed.
Stop the trixie slander omg
@@pressleypowell3179 what slander do you mean? She KNOWS she interrupts people. Especially Katya. Chill out. You're doing a great job being Trixies watch dog but it's not needed. No slander meant.
@@jameshopkins503 omg it was a joke…that clearly went over your head 💀
the way trixie describes contemplating setting up a “simple outdoor aviary” so casually has my jaw on the floor lmao i feel like a victorian noblewoman’s chimney sweep listening to her lamenting the cost of installing the new backyard observatory
Pretty sure it's just a cage girl
@@Eyecyou64ya i know? my grandma has a birdcage in her backyard too i’ve never heard a SOUL refer to it as an ‘outdoor aviary’ lmao
@@Eyecyou64also im not a girl
@@sondpnichqfvd girlll stop being annoying
i had to choose between groceries and rent this month i’m gonna laugh at trixie sounding deranged and out of touch lol. ‘just a cage’ my ass. with a seat wrap-around? just a cage…
fun fact. ALL but a handful of glasses and sunglasses are made by Luxottica. Those $5 Walmart frames are made with the same materials, in the same factory, as those $600 Prada frames.
Yes. I worked at an optometrist’s office. Designer glasses aren’t higher levels of better than regular ones.
✨ *Exposed* ✨
Facts lol I literally work for Lux lol
This is the kind of education i come to this pod for
I am about to get glasses Thanku for educating me so I can save moneeeee 🎉
Now Katya has devolved into just repeating different parts of the Whitney Houston acceptance speech, but its only the sentence right before what she normally says.
thanks for naming the reference!
I was truly about to Google the quote hahaha
When you say YOUUUU BETTER LAY LOW a second before Katya does, you know you are lost forever
me with “ okayyyy “ 😂😂😂
OOO THERE AINT NO OTHA WAY
This part
I feel so seen in this comment thread 😂
So glad I’m not alone in this
We love Katya not letting Trixie interrupting her!
Reading the description with Katya's "spandex is a right, not a privilege" voice - adding occasional extra-extra, ooh there ain't no other way. Bong! Bong! Beat it Up!
UN👏PRO👏VOKED👏!
😭😭😂😂
Merry christmas time, happy holidays - Katya 2016 with the same voice
Yoouuuuuu better lay low 😂
The people who understand this, are my people. 🖤
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Trixie you’re so blessed to not know the ‘wine o’clock’ and ‘smol bean doggo’ millennials bc they definitely do exist, literally everywhere
A lot of gen z’ers say doggo and puppers 😂😂 I should know I’m one of them 😂😂😂😂😂
@@oliviaunicorn7000no we don't. Grow up
"Adulting" and "doggo" are two things I say from time to time. My first language isn't English so learning through internet vernacular at the time vs now, it definitely got outdated. If I were to learn English through the internet now I'd have a whole lotta different slangs in my manual.
@@Eyecyou64Lol calm down, gurl.
Still prefer that better than "cap" and "simp". Two extremes of very annoying people tho
I LOVE when Trixie and Katya make the other people in the room CRACK UP lol
It cracks me up so hard to hear them giggling!!!
Me, a white Millennial woman who loves target hearing Katya say “well I don’t love slavery”.
👁️👄👁️
me, a black zillennial, who just ordered from target online, laughing hysterically and crying deep down inside 😂😂😂
LOL @ both 😂😂😂❤
Consumerism will drown us
me going into Target for one thing:
Target: your total is $110.55
Me: you are the Devil
19:46 and 32:56 to skip the add breaks ✨ They’re both rich they won’t mind
I appreciate you
Doing gods work 🩷
🫡
Yea they’re good
🥵
Kind of obsessed with Katya not allowing any interruptions from Trixie
so Katya is finishing stories now? she is setting boundaries and not letting others interrupt her? this is who we are now? wild
Katya reclaiming her time to tell a story
the gentlewoman from wisconsin will yield
@@glamlimo1this comment deserves some fucking commotion😂
Katya knowing about “sweating out a perm” gives this black girl LIFE.
Ooh there ain’t no other way! 😂😂
Yessss! 😂
Game recognize game kills me
Love that Katya shut up Trixie multiple times so that she could finish a god damn story. 😂
I love how we unlock a new katya stim every episode like it's a pokemon. Right now it's "I loveee it" and "I live in spain?"
I love that these episodes have slowly turned into Trixie telling stories and someone off stage pressing a button to play one of the 500 vocal stims Katya has
*"Cause you were big for awhile"*
Something only a sibling can say 🤣🤣🤣
I am really happy for katya not letting Trixie interrupt her. As a fellow interrupter myself i can say we are so happy to chat with the person we love, we stumble upon ourselfs and act rude. Usually we are happy because of the other person. We want them to like us.
this! my interruptions come from my excitement to be talking to you :D
You're both amazing, and I understand that sometimes people interrupt, not out of rudeness, but out of excitement or having had a similar experience.
Former massage therapist, I'd literally cry if a client had their own table, honestly so thoughtful 😂
Katya: 'And you can be Sarah Jessica Parkour jumping from fixture to fixture' 🤣
also fixture was the word of the day. she mentioned about 4 or 5 times 😂
That was so underappreciated!
SUCH a funny line!!!
Katya knowing about the Maghreb is so not US Coded. This woman proves that we still didn’t get to her intellect s level of depth. Being Moroccan myself I’m stunned she even knew how we refer to our region Katya u re the Brain n the beautiful
☕️☕️☕️
The whole myth about the “dumb american” is so, in fact, dumb and uneducated.
A friend I had who is from Korea, an attorney, only came to USA after college for law school…
He stated it best.
“Oh, Natalia….. in America, the dumb are so very dumb. But the smart are so much smarter than everyone else. There is not too much in the middle.”
And he was right.
Other developed nations have a more strident level of BASIC education.
But then that’s it.
The United States truly creates geniuses.
I’m an born and bred american who has lived in other nations and no one anywhere else can compete.
And they all get stunned that I speak so many languages, not unlike Katya….
Buuuttttt…… I’m from NYC. From queens.
I never even met a monolingual until I was a teenager.
So USA is the easiest place to become a very literal genius.
And also a very easy place to remain a complete moron. Though I do find europe and Australia to be even easier places to be morons.
Who is this new Katya??? SHUSHING Ms. Martel in order to finish an anecdote, or story? Actually SHUSHING!?! I LIVE! Please don't get me wrong, I LIVE Trixie, and she's hilarious, but you go, Katya! You got the right to finish that story, girl! You look right at Trixie and you tell her: "Yoooouuu betta lay low!". This episode was excellent! 🥳
Katya was very manic this episode. Love it.
THIS episode?
*EVERY
Trixie is Boberting in the Target home goods section
It’s the “Boberting” as a verb for me 😂
Omg FULL BOBERT for sure 😂
Helena Bonham Expelliarmus had me cackling I just watched her in Harry Potter last night
Katya: You love to name-drop, don't you ... Trixie:
I was like 👀👀👀
@@annamarie7982 I'm enjoying how Katya checks Trixie more now than ever before
I love how Katya is just shushing Tracey now to finish her story 😂😂 youuuu betta lay low!
Could you tell me what she is referencing with the “youuuu better lay low” please? Is it a song?
@@DeeBlack-rr7zs Whitney Houston award acceptance speech
@@DeeBlack-rr7zs Whitney Houston’s acceptance speech from the 2001 BET awards. She’s coked up to the gills and the whole thing is phenomenal
"you were big for a while" wtfff never thought Trixie was big I've always loved her body in drag it looked good(even out of drag) and being fat or chubby is not a bad thing😭
But she was never even chubby, she's always been a normal weight?
All I know is queens who like to watch better not be cancelled because I will go talk to bob Netflix myself
Now that the SAG strike is over hopefully that means they can resume filming soon
Katya FINALLY shushing Trixie so she can finish her damn stories??? OOH THERE AINT NO OTHER WAY
Katya’s voice is extremely low and crisp on this episode, i’m am indeed throbbing 🙂
Katya has about eleven hundred catch phrases now.
This episode is like a Saw movie: we listen to a whole bunch of different vocal stims that are at first glance not connected, and at the end of the podcast 40:31 Katya unveils the explanation 😂
And it’s even funnier when you listen to the episode for the 2nd time)))
KATYA QUEEN OF LANGUAGES AND COMEDY: Speaking Arabic and quoting Maria Bamford in the same video 🙌
We are still waiting for Duolingo to sign Katya
Trixie just now starting to realise and recognise her designer label, name dropping, profoundly bougie self like it was some subtle, easily missed quality is incredibly funny. We stan a burgeoningly self-aware queen 🎉
But when you remember how she grew up, EVERY celeb encounter must be soooo exciting, for real!!
@@Rai_S82that’s what I was thinking. I was like Trixie don’t even worry about it, we know you’re still down to Earth even though you’ve moved to the stars. But as working class I sooo understand the embarrassment of wearing something branded
Katya's vocal oscillations are eVVVVVVVVVerything . . . .
i loveeeeeeee that word oscillations and yes i completely agree.
Katya’s therapist must be doing something right the way she ain’t taking anymore interrupting from miss Tracy. COME ON, STRENGTH!
Katya is shushing, chilllllin and flying on rugs into her interior design era. While I can’t relate just yet, I’m very excited!
Katya quoting Lourdes (aka Lola aka Madonna’s eldest daughter) over and over again never failed to make me laugh
I’m so psyched that Katya’s FINALLY learning Spanish!!! C’mon Trixie, it’s okay if you might not master the comprehension. If you know how to speak French Spanish will not be that hard. Willam is learning Spanish too! Alaska’s Spanish is pretty good. Have Cynthia Lee Fontaine on the pod! She’s the sweetest queen in the world. ❤
She forgot Yo means I/me lol
You forget that Tricia didn’t grow up in the southern states so it’s not deeply engrained in her early memory, it’s much easier to learn if it is... a lot of us just pick it up from hearing it so much down here
@@ThecodexnoirThat’s actually so cool to learn, I never really thought about that regarding the South. I grew up speaking Spanish and when I studied French and Italian it was pretty easy. So I figure it would be easier for Trixie than starting with no 2nd language knowledge. Her French is good! I love learning languages too, so I’m trying to encourage it since she seems apprehensive. 😊
@@pumamanta1771that was funny!
@@montycas Yep, I grew up in Arizona, I was speaking broken Spanish by 10, but at 10 we moved to Montana, where NO Spanish was spoken, only English, French & Native Tongue, it was very hard to learn French as I’d never heard it before 😬 It was actually easier for me to pick up Native Tongue than French
Seeing these two froth at the mouth over interior design and decorating is sending me over the moon. It's right in league with their movie critiques. Incredible, don't stop.
The relatable content of two millionaires discussing interior design and real estate in Los Angeles lmao. 🤑 Katya was like, no interrupting me today, bitch! 😎
The energy of this episode is so superb, I don’t think I’ve ever heard the crew laughing in the background so much
Astonishing that Katya's voices and funnyness keep getting funnier, of course Trixie is the perfect Katya Whisperer..
I’ve been saying “you betta lay low” for weeks and to hear Katya say it in my headphones made me confuse my inner saboteur’s voice with hers 🙃
Katya is 100% right about the sunglasses. I used to be an optician and the same three companies manufactured all of the brands, from the cheapest to the most expensive. Past like $100-200 (for polarization) you’re paying for the name brand.
Graham’s lives in my county. It’s a pity people forget he’s Irish, he comes home to cork for holidays. ❤️🇮🇪🇮🇪
I can’t believe I live in a timeline where I feel sorry for Trixie for constantly getting shushed. Katya is definitely in her extra random era.
Character's development!! And I LIVE ❤😂
@@lilmarsu eh, at first I was definitely happy for Katya to be able to finish a story, but now it’s happening all the time. plus, I think Trixie got into the habit of interrupting because otherwise Katya would just ramble forever. it’s a balance.
7:20 i clicked on the video and dragged to a random time stamp, and “well, I don’t love slavery” from katya is the first thing I heard😭😭
They’ve never sounded gayer than when they’re talking about homeownership lmao
I hate the petty comments about weight/weight loss! Its even more frustrating when all my skinny friends get into the "you were big for a while, but now youve trimmed up" conversations right in front of my fatty fatass.
I know there’s no way either Trixie or Katya will ever read this, but I watch their show every Tuesday when I give myself my hormone injection. The humor helps me get through my fear of needles. Just one of the reasons I’m so grateful for their dumbass conversations every week.
Love ya flops!
I listen during chemo! My chemo is 5 days at a time, so I have to space out unnhh and this lol also I have a port, you barely see the needle when they access it, you should ask about that.
I love Katya but the past two episodes she seems a bit erratic and unable to sit still and keeps interrupting trixie. More than usual. I hope Katya is doing okay…
How you doing mis amores did you wanna see Katya’s Cucu ? Yes 🙌
Is Katya ok? She seems a little. . . . sharp. Caffeinated.
I live in a two story home and I'm about to find the way to jump from one floor to the other and become the real life 'Sarah Jessica Parkour' Katya was talking about
Katya needs to discover rug cleaners! I looooove watching rug cleaning videos
SO proud of you Katya ❤❤❤ quitting smoking is a c*nting bitch but sobriety is so gorgeous on you and you’re glowing with joy.
Katya is my favourite person on this earth
Saturdays are about to get Boots The House Down.
As a canadian, I would like to point out that people in Quebec would not be caught DEAD speaking English.
As Canadian (in QC) us anglos exist
Please let "I live in Spain??" Become the new extra extra and you Betta lay low.
Sarah Jessica Parkour
Someone tell Trixie that ads are only supposed to last 30 seconds to 1 minute and it’s not supposed to be about her bragging about her success for like 5 minutes straight.
Tracey, if you let people know that TRIXIE MATTEL owned the furniture you're selling, you're going to need a Christies Sotheby's auction to manage the bloodbath of people wanting to take it off your hands.
Seriously did a spit take when Katya started singing old man river in the og key😂
shakira shakira
Trixie saying fa* gives me life 😂😂😂
UA-cam wouldn't let say it 😂😂
Who gave Katya 9 espresso mochas before this episode???
Simone Biles is a hometown heroine I love that they stan her so hard
"The Liar, the Bitch, and her Slutty Wardrobe" oh goddddd I'm dyyyyinnnnggggg😂😂😂😂
Not Trixie specifically bringing up a Gucci suit 💀💀💀
Trixie's hat coordinating with the chairs.
You two have perfected this podcast. Every episode lately has been top tier. Thank you so much for always making my week! 🥲
Ppl dont ever wanna say that you were a big bih when you were a big bih. Then I lose weight and I’m like why didnt you tell me i was big, bihhhh?? and trixie wasnt even big. She was tHIck. and when she padded, body goals.
Ohhh honey, the hunties are huntying again!
Katya and Trixie being shocked by foldable raybans makes me feel like I’ve been living a privileged life cause I had those 15 years ago 🤣
On the one hand I’m happy for their success and on the other their conversations are becoming less and less relatable to me as someone with no disposable income. It’s like I’m watching the guilded age.
katya's abrupt pause mid "old man river" was so jarring like she really hit pause on herself LMAO.... then the lifeless stare that follows just makes it allllll the better OKAAAAAY!
i came as soon as i hears the pod just to see how katya modeled the sunglasses and ofc not disappointed 😂 and she deserves a french icon's skin treatment for speaking french, unlike some "celebs"
we’re all happy katya’s gotten better at handling trixie’s interrupting but like the evil has not been defeated (it’s never been evil?) … i’ve been noticing commenters in bald nation making remarks like:
“trixie is so full of herself with her constant lame jokes (doesn’t she know we don’t care?!). her toxic, trash, evil self is constantly interrupting and degrading sweet, sexy, angel katya. she is giving her anxiety and low self esteem. katya can barely finish her sentences. i wish the pod was just katya, by herself or with another guest, blessing us with her brilliant mind and drôle wit all the time. ditch trixie please katya”. (exaggerating/summarizing, iykyk).
all that is happening is trixie and katya are syncing up their menses communication-ally because they’re good friends. trixie is prone to blurting out ideas in conversation, katya loves to blurt out random sound-bites (“you better lay low”, “i loooove it”, nursery rhymes (or whatever she was singing at the beginning)). they’re friendship is deepening naturally over time and we love to see it 🤷🏽♀️🙈💜
I still can't believe Katya's given up the cigs. I'm so in awe and jealous as hell, happy for you Brian 🤘🥳
LOL @ Trixie repeating her running hype screams and claps 37:21
Katya truly out here setting trends with these phrases,
I swear if she started saying ‘fetch’ it would finally legitimately happen. 😂
"Helena Bottom Expelliarmus" ☠
Miss Katya was not about being talked over today.
Katya's new way of saying: ''I LUUUV iiiIIIIITTTT!'' is homophobic and I won't stand for it.
Sometimes I have no clue as to what’s going on 😂
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
katya is so quick witted is blows my mind
Katya is literally a parrot
BONG BONG BONG
Okayyyy!
OOOOH THERE AINT NO OTHER WAY
Gen X here. We're the ones between Boomers and Millennials. I have used 'doggos' ironically twice.