You know how to make an omelet right? (Balatro)

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  • Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 213

  • @aleccooper9350
    @aleccooper9350 6 місяців тому +970

    All I play is balatro. When I can’t play balatro I watch balatro, when I can’t watch balatro then i think about balatro, when I can’t think about balatro then I dream about balatro, when I can’t dream about balatro then I am dead

    • @dao_of_potato4957
      @dao_of_potato4957 6 місяців тому +70

      You ever heard of this game called Balatro?

    • @liamplunkett5100
      @liamplunkett5100 6 місяців тому +46

      Seriously me for the last 48 hours (I have the flu and I'm unemployed)

    • @archuserbytheway
      @archuserbytheway 6 місяців тому +12

      I think this dude never heard of balatro

    • @petermelang6695
      @petermelang6695 6 місяців тому

      ​@@liamplunkett5100Get well soon!

    • @dao_of_potato4957
      @dao_of_potato4957 6 місяців тому +11

      Yeah, we should definitely introduce this guy to Balatro, seems like he'd like it

  • @Valk957
    @Valk957 6 місяців тому +325

    "you're at least 7 years old, so already this is indefensible" killed me

    • @Alex-wd4zp
      @Alex-wd4zp 6 місяців тому +15

      17:14 for anyone looking for the holy audit

    • @gumug_
      @gumug_ 6 місяців тому +7

      complete and utter destruction

    • @Jatski_pelaa
      @Jatski_pelaa 4 місяці тому +1

      just realized that 7 year old kids were born in 2017… bruh

  • @HeyRoosty
    @HeyRoosty 6 місяців тому +58

    16:25 woke me up from a nap and genuinely had me in fight or flight.

  • @dontlookatmyname3785
    @dontlookatmyname3785 6 місяців тому +190

    >gets fibonacci
    >proceeds to destroy/discard every 2, 3, 5 and 8 in existence
    >egg

    • @sly-shot
      @sly-shot 6 місяців тому +29

      type A viewer

    • @That-_-Guy
      @That-_-Guy 6 місяців тому +22

      And he sold the x3 joker which he was getting pretty consistently for a 1.5x… cut his points in half

    • @Danebrogen1
      @Danebrogen1 6 місяців тому +2

      you have to do it for the memes tho, the fibonacci looks a mirrored 6 followed by that 9 joker

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 6 місяців тому +7

      ​@@sly-shotbuddy you're in the wrong place here. When NL starts to talk about something that's not the game play when he plays balatro you can come back. You're with the dogs now.

    • @sly-shot
      @sly-shot 6 місяців тому +4

      @@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 7:02 is for you. Discussion on game mechanics is not an invitation to back-seating. You are annoying.

  • @DeathByRabbit
    @DeathByRabbit 6 місяців тому +82

    The "Ace, 1, 2, 3, 4" bit was pretty good.

  • @seethedeo
    @seethedeo 6 місяців тому +144

    @7:02 - worlds most elegant middle finger to backseat driving I think I've ever seen in my life.

    • @aaronchipp-miller9608
      @aaronchipp-miller9608 6 місяців тому +16

      I, myself, don't use a different set of bones to lift and drop my leg. But maybe I'm built different

    • @manolobrinks
      @manolobrinks 6 місяців тому +8

      ​@@aaronchipp-miller9608 he means lifting and moving side to side brother

  • @MrCloud254
    @MrCloud254 6 місяців тому +186

    Egg banning people mid-stream and posting that on UA-cam is such a power move

    • @Gabu_
      @Gabu_ 6 місяців тому +2

      He can't ban us, brother. We're too powerful

    • @Nikowo1610
      @Nikowo1610 6 місяців тому +15

      It's like watching footage from a murder from behind the comfort of your monitor

    • @williamruth7586
      @williamruth7586 6 місяців тому +5

      Bans are merciful compared to an audit.

    • @dowfreak7
      @dowfreak7 2 місяці тому

      Seems more like a pathetic egotrip to me. Handing out pitchforks to all your viewers and then bullying a single person seems like the opposite of a power move; always skip ahead and leave a little dislike whenever the video goes in that direction.
      Which is really often, now that I think about it. Happened at least like 5 times and I even skippd the demo vods.

    • @JJ_2210
      @JJ_2210 13 днів тому

      @@dowfreak7 lol

  • @HonestChuckle
    @HonestChuckle 6 місяців тому +271

    3 eggs, whipped with tiny amount of salt and pepper. Heat pan with large amount of butter. Pour eggs into pan then wait for 3 mins, add extras like cheese, peppers or onion. Roll one half from one side to seal ingredients. Flip onto plate, top with fresh parsley, salt and pepper.

    • @jaktbone
      @jaktbone 6 місяців тому +17

      a scrumptious feast

    • @traviskephart19
      @traviskephart19 6 місяців тому +105

      With a side of momma Lizzie’s chilli oillll?

    • @gris_bear
      @gris_bear 6 місяців тому +8

      I’m cooking while watching and this reminded me to add salt so thank you

    • @slightlybiggerboss7442
      @slightlybiggerboss7442 6 місяців тому +5

      salt and pepper before cooking risks the eggs of not cooking together, no?

    • @CmdrCorn
      @CmdrCorn 6 місяців тому +13

      Salt in the raw egg, and anytime during cooking can make them tougher.
      Perfect eggs recieve salt on the plate.

  • @CoolHandLuke196
    @CoolHandLuke196 6 місяців тому +209

    it's been 2 weeks. Balatro has officially killed the NL sap era

  • @MegaRemington13
    @MegaRemington13 5 місяців тому +6

    Starting a new run with 5 minutes on the clock, it's the ultimate speedrun strat.

  • @xToTaLBoReDoMx
    @xToTaLBoReDoMx 6 місяців тому +17

    3:33 NL planning out his nonexistent discard like a dude plans out an imaginary relationship with a girl he just met

  • @animeleepocket7984
    @animeleepocket7984 6 місяців тому +55

    Go ahead fruggles, say it. SAY IT.

  • @Makowako_
    @Makowako_ 6 місяців тому +56

    This interaction is insane 31:40 to 32:30

  • @LionAzul
    @LionAzul 6 місяців тому +6

    16:23 hearing Ryab's actual big boy yell knocked me out of my nap that shit SCARED me lmfaoooo

  • @user-te9lk5kv2z
    @user-te9lk5kv2z 6 місяців тому +21

    “This bit is burning valuable time” 😂😂😂

  • @traviskephart19
    @traviskephart19 6 місяців тому +127

    I’m not saying I’m flush pilled, but all I’m saying is I can’t act like it didn’t help me unlock half my packs

    • @od-vn9ws
      @od-vn9ws 6 місяців тому +40

      The flush is the thinking man's hand of choice. 2 pair? Trite. Frankly beneath me.

    • @ashtheswan705
      @ashtheswan705 6 місяців тому +29

      a full house? simply provincial.

    • @ValTheGnat
      @ValTheGnat 6 місяців тому +16

      Straight flush? Acceptable.

    • @Affirmingtree
      @Affirmingtree 6 місяців тому +2

      Yeah once I had checkered deck I just abused it to unlock all

    • @scull0234
      @scull0234 6 місяців тому +2

      Is there anything wrong with using Flush all the time? I'm dumb but I've been enjoying Flush builds

  • @FiscalFiasco
    @FiscalFiasco 6 місяців тому +33

    If 'Andy' is short for 'Andrew', does that mean 'ante' is short for 'antrew'?

  • @rhythmicshooter318
    @rhythmicshooter318 6 місяців тому +19

    Dang. Imagine if he played his Ace 1 2 3 4, then he could've gotten to the e's so easily.

    • @ras0k
      @ras0k 5 місяців тому

      ok khan

  • @cyanthrope
    @cyanthrope 6 місяців тому +10

    I've only got about 2/3rds of the jokers unlocked but I swear to god if there isn't a joker that makes ace chain a straight together between a high and a low straight ( 3, 2, A, K, Q etc) they'd better bring one in the dlc. I'm constantly trying to do that so it'll be very funny if I break myself of that habit and then they let me do it

    • @LiarJudas666
      @LiarJudas666 6 місяців тому +1

      i also kept wanting to do this! that’d be a fun one

  • @Shrimpar
    @Shrimpar 6 місяців тому +25

    16:06 has me dying

  • @bun197
    @bun197 6 місяців тому +61

    Baldataro lmao

    • @bun197
      @bun197 6 місяців тому +11

      just kidding love ya NL

    • @tylerbeckley5452
      @tylerbeckley5452 6 місяців тому +6

      +2 so true

    • @nate.draws.things
      @nate.draws.things 6 місяців тому +4

      Hang on, he's BALD?!

    • @sh3940
      @sh3940 6 місяців тому

      Hah no come man act like you watch the stream. He shaves his head for the meme

  • @8R3ND0clips
    @8R3ND0clips 6 місяців тому +11

    Anyone else hear the Balatro song constantly in the back of their head from watching/playing so much?😂

    • @sh3940
      @sh3940 6 місяців тому

      I've turned the music off so it doesn't get stuck in my head while I try to sleep

  • @Roger_808
    @Roger_808 6 місяців тому +11

    38:36 lol im playing while also watching. and the trick is actually to just turn off the music on your game.

    • @cyanthrope
      @cyanthrope 6 місяців тому +2

      I accidentally had mine in synch with his for a bit and it was magical

  • @Manivelarino
    @Manivelarino 6 місяців тому +22

    "next run" *five minutes left on the video* 😅

  • @marinemountie5016
    @marinemountie5016 6 місяців тому +40

    How am I supposed to get sleep before my night shift with these constant uploads!?

    • @ladylad2763
      @ladylad2763 6 місяців тому +1

      Gonna have to suffer ig

  • @Roxas1639
    @Roxas1639 6 місяців тому +9

    Pogged that he's still enjoying the game despite chat's best efforts

  • @DoubleSunday0
    @DoubleSunday0 6 місяців тому +71

    why is he deliberately ignoring the existence of the 1 card

    • @redwolfjo3_647
      @redwolfjo3_647 6 місяців тому +7

      THE ONE CARD!
      THE ONE CARD IS REAL!!

  • @anthonyrupprecht8659
    @anthonyrupprecht8659 6 місяців тому +17

    I’m eagerly awaiting the balatro joker tier list.

  • @finalcountdown3210
    @finalcountdown3210 6 місяців тому +5

    I highly relate to NL because I got a Joker that said "All Cards are considered Face Cards" right before doing a Boss Blind that made all Face Cards dealt Face Down. SO MAAAADDDD LOL

  • @NaitsirhcCheck
    @NaitsirhcCheck 6 місяців тому +2

    The Dracula Flow reference an hr in got me pretty good.

  • @ZanderMote
    @ZanderMote 6 місяців тому +4

    I hate that I've done exactly what NL describes at 38:36, he truly knows the game better than anyone else

  • @mrkamikaze5
    @mrkamikaze5 6 місяців тому +20

    Buying fibbonaci then destroying a 2 and an 8... he's cooking

  • @radarhead82
    @radarhead82 6 місяців тому +2

    > Refuses to buy Flash Card because it would take too much money to work
    > Proceeds to roll about a dozen times
    > Never realizes how much that would have outscaled Fibbonacci

  • @Crabdoodles
    @Crabdoodles 6 місяців тому +5

    there is a slight tint to the suits even without contrast mode

  • @TimTim3000
    @TimTim3000 6 місяців тому +3

    Don't cross the squams

  • @gioro98
    @gioro98 6 місяців тому +5

    it actually kills me what he does with campfire and drivers license

  • @greenyxd7298
    @greenyxd7298 6 місяців тому +7

    squam was him vibing with the music all along

  • @Honey-Buffalo
    @Honey-Buffalo 6 місяців тому +4

    Pogged out for this 1 hour and 10 minute speedy run

  • @Pettfej
    @Pettfej 6 місяців тому +2

    Just realized the adress on Mail-in Rebate joker is Jerry Seinfeld’s

  • @donottouch9110
    @donottouch9110 6 місяців тому +1

    I screamed at the top of my lungs at 39:35 were he almost did the biggest mistake of his life

  • @SuperionMaximus
    @SuperionMaximus 5 місяців тому

    NL: "There are four lights."
    Streamer drops sanest Star Trek reference, asked to stay.

  • @Drecon84
    @Drecon84 5 місяців тому +1

    Such a shame the 4 Fingers + Square didn't get there. That's a nice combo.

  • @TheGreatSchmeep
    @TheGreatSchmeep 6 місяців тому +11

    We ball

  • @gilbertzz
    @gilbertzz 6 місяців тому +2

    I am so glad I now know how to drive at 31 years of age. Thanks NL!

  • @nullanma5134
    @nullanma5134 6 місяців тому +1

    Earliest I’ve been for an NL video can’t not show up early for the goated Balatro

  • @boomboombruhin7626
    @boomboombruhin7626 6 місяців тому +2

    Egg doing the Egg challenge what more could a man ask for

  • @mattxp3389
    @mattxp3389 6 місяців тому +1

    i doubt he reads the comments... but I picked up SAP because of his videos, and picked up Balatro now too. Thanks Egg!

  • @perfectcuremt
    @perfectcuremt 6 місяців тому +1

    Simply put, retriggers on steel, poly and glass make numbers go big.

  • @TimTim3000
    @TimTim3000 6 місяців тому +1

    Dont know if "I'm Fibonaccied out of my f-ing gourd" just after talking about not swearing on your videos was intentional but I larfed anyway.

  • @philosophiabme
    @philosophiabme 6 місяців тому +1

    A 1 2 3 4 = instant classic

  • @shogun9032
    @shogun9032 6 місяців тому

    Dude is selling planets.... What are you? A Sayan?!?

  • @SchmavidSchmobb
    @SchmavidSchmobb Місяць тому

    at 49:20 he uses a hanged man rather than just turning more cards (including his red seal poly card) into clubs. painful that he doesn't realize that moon cards work

  • @gumug_
    @gumug_ 6 місяців тому

    I'm sad that NL stopped making SAP vids, but on the bright side, I love balatro now and egg is having a lot of fun.

  • @Joniisan
    @Joniisan 6 місяців тому +1

    1:05:12 "Imagine..." You wouldn't have it since you had 3x 7's, but if you did have a straight flush (with 10-9-8-7-6 clubs): Base 260x20 would become 340 x 5269 = 1,791,460 chips. for a total round chips of 4,274,219.

    • @Chiavica
      @Chiavica 6 місяців тому +6

      Doing math in Balatro? NEEEERD

  • @terablast
    @terablast 6 місяців тому

    12:41 holy hell he has done it

  • @EricVulgaris
    @EricVulgaris 6 місяців тому

    Purple seals like Heidi Klums husband in the Willy Wonka factory

  • @brandonrodriguez1277
    @brandonrodriguez1277 6 місяців тому +2

    Oh I see we are all addicted now

  • @m0tl
    @m0tl 6 місяців тому +4

    with egg

  • @tonebologn
    @tonebologn 6 місяців тому

    Something awoken within me at 16:24

  • @Crazyclay78YT
    @Crazyclay78YT 6 місяців тому +1

    39:00 why dont you just turn off the game volume? wouldnt that be easier?

  • @The_Cucumber69
    @The_Cucumber69 6 місяців тому +1

    Now to explain to my boss why production quit mid shift. Juice me

  • @macilaci92
    @macilaci92 6 місяців тому +1

    Balatro

  • @mcgoo721
    @mcgoo721 6 місяців тому

    The timeline will never be whole.

  • @SkyTheStarhero
    @SkyTheStarhero 6 місяців тому

    7:00 what is blud yammering about

  • @SgtPwnVids
    @SgtPwnVids 6 місяців тому

    Apollo jumpscare 😂

  • @kam4324
    @kam4324 6 місяців тому

    I need to save this for later 26:07

  • @joec.894
    @joec.894 6 місяців тому

    Egg got me to buy this game. It's pretty fun ngl

  • @jocas8436
    @jocas8436 6 місяців тому

    e means 10 to the power of, the number that follows it

  • @cjme1
    @cjme1 6 місяців тому

    i may be wrong about this, but if Fibonacci triggers with Aces, wouldn't it be logical to assume that a straight could be achieved with A 1 2 3 4? because 11 isnt part of the Fibonacci sequence, but 1 is

    • @radarhead82
      @radarhead82 6 місяців тому +1

      But A is 1

    • @ruroruro
      @ruroruro 6 місяців тому +2

      There's no "1" card. Ace *is* 1. A 2 3 4 5 is indeed a straight, but that ace contains a 5.

  • @SamuraiPipotchi
    @SamuraiPipotchi 6 місяців тому +2

    Not every straight contains a 5 or a 10. Purely because there's jokers that let you play 4-hand straights or straights with a skipped number

  • @Robosalt
    @Robosalt 6 місяців тому

    bogleheads x balatro crossover episode

  • @natebengtson5252
    @natebengtson5252 6 місяців тому

    Competition brings out the beast in me 😈

  • @sainttrish7544
    @sainttrish7544 6 місяців тому

    Dude totally had it during that first run if he didnt discard the 9 ruining the potential fullhouse

  • @redwolfjo3_647
    @redwolfjo3_647 6 місяців тому

    pogged up

  • @elastichedgehog6339
    @elastichedgehog6339 6 місяців тому

    The egg is scrambled

  • @vario6492
    @vario6492 17 днів тому

    18:18 🔒

  • @Buffalax
    @Buffalax 6 місяців тому

    To make an omelette you gotta crack a few eggs right?

  • @Tegulatus
    @Tegulatus 6 місяців тому +1

    I know how to pog out mr NL

  • @coupdegrace235
    @coupdegrace235 6 місяців тому +1

    squamy dut dut squamy dut dut

  • @brandonrobeless5653
    @brandonrobeless5653 6 місяців тому +4

    You haven’t lived until you create a 10-egg omelette and wash it down with a gallon of milk

  • @maxwilliams9774
    @maxwilliams9774 6 місяців тому

    Balatro? More like Malfatro. Idk sounded better in my head.

  • @piercenelson3947
    @piercenelson3947 6 місяців тому

    I watched this instead of going to class

  • @fahr
    @fahr 6 місяців тому

    squam squam squam squam squam squam

  • @RalorPenwat
    @RalorPenwat 6 місяців тому +2

    Bro keeps getting rid of Fibonacci cards nooo

  • @janky_dragon6901
    @janky_dragon6901 5 місяців тому

    My wife isn't a gamer but I feel like she has more time in Balatro than I do

  • @dergodi
    @dergodi 6 місяців тому

    All im saying is gimme a Roguelike and NL and you can be sure im pogging

  • @Kalvatron
    @Kalvatron 6 місяців тому

    I dont think i will be able to survive the balatro meta

  • @kaleidoscope942
    @kaleidoscope942 6 місяців тому +1

    NL the Idol Joker is amazing for getting the most dopamine you’ve ever pumped in your system (high scores)

  • @kokomojeezus
    @kokomojeezus 6 місяців тому

    41:29 "And then I eat them" 🤢🤮

  • @Wuffles2
    @Wuffles2 6 місяців тому

    21:40, northernlion becomes Northernhorse

  • @LikaV1996
    @LikaV1996 6 місяців тому

    Don't think there's enough scalling 😓

  • @drewdunham6189
    @drewdunham6189 6 місяців тому

    3:18 this is a speedy run. Oh nooooo

  • @Masterinferno47
    @Masterinferno47 6 місяців тому +2

    Aces are high and low in this game and no one seems to know that

  • @bartekpaluch1936
    @bartekpaluch1936 6 місяців тому

    Any game like this on mobile?

  • @NerdKing364
    @NerdKing364 6 місяців тому +1

    3 eggs, whipped with a dash of milk and fresh pepper. Pre-heat a non-stick pan with neutral oil and a bit of butter, wait until the butter begins to gently foam before adding eggs, stirring gently with a flat silicone spatula to create thin, long sheets of eggs, once the eggs are half set, add your salt and any cheese, sautéed meat or sautéed veggies, flip a third into the middle, the other third, turn over to seal and melt the cheese, plate and enjoy.

  • @ZackLivestone
    @ZackLivestone 6 місяців тому +1

    chatter type A1234

  • @alldoitthesame
    @alldoitthesame 6 місяців тому

    What the heck is an Andrew?

    • @animeguy2356
      @animeguy2356 6 місяців тому

      It's a long story, but ultimately it refers to Andy Milonakis

    • @Paradoxikality
      @Paradoxikality 6 місяців тому +1

      To explain the full story, there was a streamer back in the day, Ice Poseidon, that had Andy Milonakis as a guest a few times. He also had a viewer show up as a guest, and the viewer was a Mexican lad who was chubby and looked a little bit like Milonakis, so chat nicknamed him Mexican Andy. This happened again, this time with an Asian fellow, again who looked a little bit like Milonakis, chat named him Asian Andy. Thus sparked the twitch phenomenon where now anyone and anything can be called a "(descriptor) Andy". NL is just extending Andy to Andrew.

  • @TomCarnivore
    @TomCarnivore 6 місяців тому

    Lets gooooo

  • @vg-indra8035
    @vg-indra8035 6 місяців тому

    Why’d you stop the isaac content 😪😭

  • @shabinvimlanathan4806
    @shabinvimlanathan4806 6 місяців тому

    Rip SAP it was a good run