Unlimited Money But You Have To Become A Raw Food Vegan? (Push The Button)
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- Опубліковано 30 гру 2020
- This was broadcasted live on my Twitch channel on 12/29/2020! Watch live next time: / northernlion
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Will You Press The Button is a variant on the classic format of "Would You Rather?" where you're presented with the opportunity for a reward but it also comes with a corresponding drawback. For example, what if you could grow 2 inches in height but you'd lose 2 years off your life. Would you push the button? Check it out! - Ігри
The lack of downside is astonishing
Like "here is this superpower, its not marvel tier, but its a superpower"
49% of people: "Nah, not for me"
And nothing forces you to just it. If you press the button and decide not to use it nothing changes
Genuinely. I was concerned at the overwhelming odds of just not taking it. Yeah there will be downsides, but it's a power. You could eventually get used to being blind while invisible and in sure that could be useful
@@bobbedybob8036 I think NL sums up the mindset around the 17 minute mark with Time Stop. People don't even want to risk/downside on the table or have no use for it so it's not even worth getting in the first place even if it COULD have a potential advantage. I do think people didn't think all of them through, but I can get the mindset of why.
@@kingoftropes922 But the downside of the time power seems horrible and is probably worse than using it, the rest are just slightly nerfed superpowers.
"Here's a thing but it has limitations"
Instead of "here's a thing that puts limitations on your whole life even outside of it"
And half the people are like "Nah, I don't think so" instead of "Hey, free power" .
@@Ryzen776 yeah like shapeshift into literally anything but I bleed if I do it? Who would say no to this, for real just instantly become capital G God and then heal yourself or something lol
@Väike Osvald Then you just assume the shape of a bandaid.
@Väike Osvald Im assuming its more like D&D shapechange where you take on the intrinsic qualities of the thing you are changing into along with their natural abilities and what have you.
Just transform into Ban from the Seven Deadly Sins. He is immortal and just heals off the damage
getting stuff for free but everyone thinks you stole it is just what stealing is...
It's basically stealing, but you don't have to try.
what if it's intended as there is always evidence of you being innocent, but everyone, including judges and the jury, just has a feeling that you have something to do with it and that you probably stole it somehow
@@lukejohnson7201 We'll that is a button push then. They can go pound sand and I enjoy all the material wealth in the Universe.
lmaooo
In North America being rich and having everyone think you're a crook is also standard
"you master a skill you've always wanted to excel at but no one finds your work of relevance" is just the majority of all artists that have ever existed
This hits too close to home...
Looks like every jazz/prog metal and rock/fusion/classical artist pressed that button, also I personally get only the negative of the button, I am not a guitar master and no one gives a fuck about my work on the instrument :(
@@_x_m_m_6976 not trying to make things worse but the second seems to follow the first in general.
I was reading comments as I was watching and I read this comment right as the question popped up.
Imagine if you wanted to become a thief this would be perfect
Extremely blessed content, rant potential is off the charts
Yes.
The Blair woods question near the end launched me into space
Rant potential is the measure of any Northernlion media
Are the rants the reason people watch Northernlion?
Pl
"You get a dollar, BUT it's not TWO dollars!.......Make your choice!" Is basically all of these.
esports legend gm northern here to claim another game's soul
will you press the button any%
After losing his soul playing Spelunky with Dan... He needs a replacement.
>Infinite money but have to work fast food for all life
The other part that everybody overlooks is: Job security forever! One of the main reasons why people hate working fast food is that the customers suck and you can't talk back or do anything, but this time since you can't get fired, you can talk back to rude customers, no downside! What is the restaurant gonna do, sue you? Don't ever battle it, just pay the sue with your infinite money, then keep telling everyone to go eff theirselves.
Maybe it's a monkeys paw situation where you can't do anything to get yourself fired and you can't not show up for work. Otoh maybe you can just work 3 hours a week.
kinda sociopathic though right
like, sure if you hate the management and other staff, but your situation here only really leaves you in the wrong
Maybe your infinite money is dependent upon you maintaining a fast food job for your whole life. So, if you get fired, the spell breaks. You’d need to have 2 fast food jobs, one for backup.
My take on this is you get the McDonalds infinite credit card, but only while showing up full time. There is nearly no oversight on purchases.
That would be incredibly fulfilling
NL: "my brand isn't arguing over the mundane, it hasn't been for years"
NL doesn't know his brand
who's arguing? I agree with myself most of the time
I fuggin died laughing at how awful some of those questions were on the second website holy heck
dude this was so fucking funny
Shit was rooted like Perrin.
Premium cringe content.
10 year olds shouldnt be allowed on the internet
But like you can be a Harry Potter person though
"its called go live"
my man, everything alright?
I gotta admit, that cracked me up though, had to pause to laugh
@@cameronburns8742 phat hesitation from the crowd on that one
The amount of people who didn’t press the button genuinely angers me. Like you have to be a super asshole not to press the button on that one.
"I pushed that button a long time ago" legitimately one of the funniest things I've heard.
@@zeltzamer4010 I personally don't think it's an asshole thing to be unwilling to sacrifice 100% of your own happiness to help everyone else. Being altruistic is nice, but if you lose the capacity to experience happiness it just isn't worth it.
Already pushed that button, it’s called ‘Go Live’ killed me
This entire video is gold tbqh
Stream* Chat made it even better
That was the best thing I've ever heard, oh my god
I have one for you guys:
You become one of the best and funniest content creators of your geneneration, where the jokes you make literally have people pogging out of their gourds
but
you become bald in your 20s
The hardest choices require the strongest wills
Heavy button press. Lots of money. Happy people.
The "Get a million, kill a person" question definitely had some inflation in recent times it seems.
"Back in my day it was only 1$"
i mean, don't people already die constantly by the thousands every day? what's one more gonna do, ugh, 10 days more, 10 days less, who cares
/j
id press it twice.
@@CodySmocovich I'd spam that button
Finally someone who plays these games the same way I do.
"Yeah, there's a downside, but nobody's saying I HAVE to do it. I'll just keep this power in my back pocket for a rainy day."
Burden of opportunity can also be burden tho
NL: "Circumventing the negatives is cheating."
Also NL: "I'll just make vegetables that taste like bacon."
i mean, with infinite money what kinda foods will you be eating anyway?
That's not really circumventing the negative of being vegan. it would be if the negative was no bacon
yeah the negative is just having to eat vegetables, it has nothing to do with how those vegetables taste
but thats what being a vegan is
I man, people are already making those things for real. also, insofar as veganism requires no harm or exploitation of animals, anything in the 'lab grown meat' genre would be fair game.
I was drinking water when he said "I'm already 32 and I'm pretty sure they'd come to collect pretty soon." So I shot the water out of my nose
Northernlion talks about how to avoid being a subpar evil genie the video
Shapeshift into a rock: no damage!
Shapeshift back into a human: die.
Why would you want to be a human again tho?
@@Burger19985 wouldn't turning into a rock kill you because rocks aren't living things
@@aiellamori that really depends on how the transformation thing works cause i think turning into anything with lower intelligence then a human might also permanently fuck you
The cost to benefit ratio on making this content is insanely high in my eyes. NL expends little effort making quips about a browser quiz for 50 minutes and I laughed harder than ever before on this channel. Please continue exploring this niche of playing "games" that require absolutely no brainpower be dedicated to "playing" the game, so that 100% of the gourd juice can be dedicated to injecting pogificity straight into my veins.
This is a well crafted comment
I'm gonna tell my kids this was Vsauce
23:26 "I'd rather get no money at all than save starving children"
The funny thing is the people who own the world's largest businesses are probably part of the 13% that have that mindset.
@@panner11 Sigma Billionaire Grindset
@@panner11 I mean its impossible to be mega wealthy without abusing the poor
Fun fact, right now it costs about $5000 to prevent a child from dying of malaria via the Against Malaria Foundation, and there is no shortage of opportunity to make it happen. That's not an insignificant sum, but many of us could do it even as not-mega-rich individuals if we chose to.
The first version of the game was "the thinking mans channel"
The second was just pure insanity and laughter
Just sell the vanilla milkshakes. Even with a discount, it's basically all profit. You then use the money to get whatever kind of milkshakes you want.
You don't understand... You can only have vanilla. It doesn't mean, just the generation of the infinite milkshakes. If you _have_ the milkshake, it's vanilla. I'd say it doesn't matter how you came to have it, just that you do.
Also like, instant access to milkshakes is a curse unto itself.
@@Show_My_Name_Not_My_Handle ah I figured it was just like a free infinite resource
@@Show_My_Name_Not_My_Handle I think the ice chunk thing is more annoying. It puts a very real timelimit on how long you can even enjoy it without stopping to pick out every piece and even if you do its kinda already ruined, ya know?
@@kingoftropes922 However, as soon as it is ruined you can just get a new one, right?
His mastering carpentry idea is actually low key genius. You could build a house that's as bonkers as the house from Hello Neighbor and get away with it. If your work is not relevant, then the zoning board won't bother your water slide going through your neighbors house
"Already pushed that button a long time ago, it's called go live." made me completely lose my shit lmfao
I want to know who are the people who went "Ya I'll kill 10 000 people for a million dollar" to then go "Ewww no raw food vegan for infinite money!".
unfortunately we live in an era where people either think vegans hate the food that they eat (they don't), that they're insufferable (i plead the fifth), or both. it's not even a downside, it's an exciting opportunity to explore some new culinary avenues.
NL has flawless logic when it comes to pressing the button, EZ Clap
NL's literally already told the funniest joke ever. I'll never forget the dog joke
Lets hope Luna never finds it
Whats the dog joke?
How do you get your dog to stop humping your leg :^)
@@gregmaharrey357 how
@@Chiwicho Pick it up, and suck it off.
31:25 dude that's just what stealing is.
34:13 reminds me of a joke:
A man is wandering through the desert and comes across a lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genies says to the man, "You have freed me from the lamp, so I will grant you three wishes. However, there is a caveat: The person you hate most will get twice of what you wish for."
The man thought for a moment and said, "Well, the person I hate most in my life is my mother in law. Okay, I'll make my first wish. I wish for $10,000,000." He gets his money, and his mother in law gets $20,000,000. "For my next wish, I wish for a mansion with everything I need in it." He gets his mansion and his mother in law gets two.
The man smiles to the genie and says, "For my final wish, I want you to beat me half to death."
A lot of minimum wage jobs suck *because* of the salary, which in turn leads to higher ups treating you like trash cuz they can get more employees at any moment. This isn't always the case of course, but I've gone through it. They're basically like "this job needs no skills, so this person doesn't deserve respect my attention or respect."
woke
in fact, they treat you with no respect because they expect you to GIT GUD
This "Northern Lion" guy is pretty funny (in my opinion).
It's not just your opinion, its an objective fact
BUT he never cooks you chicken tenders
I've been watching NL for 10 years now and I'm still shocked he isn't the most subscribed UA-camr. Gold content
Which is funny, considering that he inspired a lot of big content creators.
@@Droid15243ZEven Markiplier credits NL
@@SpongeKiller42 fr where is this?
@@2DEKAY I remember that NL mentioned seeing a thank you email from him way after it was written because of the sheer volume he had to go through.
Shocked by a SHOCK GLOVE? 😏
I love how some of these people seem to think a million dollars is roughly equivalent to unlimited money.
Do you know how many robux that is?
@@nonpondo_ about 80 mil
@Robert this isn't shade but like, how old are you that "many years" = "infinite"?
With a million dollars I'd be set til I died. Just for bare minimum expenses. If I wanted a new PC or to go on vacation/travel or something a month of work every year at most is all I'd ever need.
Of course this is without shit like buying bitcoin when it crashes or otherwise investing/etc.
Exactly $1m and no more, would last me till I died.
as a northern european, i'd be *set* for life, but it'd be a pretty frugal life. mind you, i'd still be fairly comfortable, so i would take the deals. it's certainly more than enough for my lifestyle.
when Ryan talked about the main draw back to minimal wage jobs usually being just the minimum wage was basically 100% accurate
anyone who says this has never actually worked fast food (at least not anywhere urban). you get your balls busted, long inconsistent shifts and tons of hours so your body clock is fucked,, coworkers are always coming and going so you can’t even make friends, customers are more likely to be pricks, toilets are a MESS (people missing the toilet, condoms, needles etc), you’re constantly covered in a layer of grease, you permanently smell like that kitchen, you use your infinite money to fund a lethal cocaine addiction, you can’t even spend your money publicly because if people know you have infinite money the rest of your life will be spent with a crowd of strangers following and demanding money from you, etc etc. whenever i think of someone working fast food for 5+ years i think there’s no way they haven’t got ptsd.
@@kwastimus idk man it can think of a couple more ways to spend infinite money
@@kwastimus i have and ive worked worse jobs sorry you cant deal with the way life works but most people can and do
especially for infinite money
most people can and do * not for infinite money but just for basic living needs
@@kwastimus They never said I had to work in New York City, or man the register. I 100% would not mind spending 40 hours a week where I currently work, for the rest of my life, if I had infinite money. I don't mind that most people leave every few months, because I don't interact with them outside of a few jokes, and I don't need to make friends with them because I have friends I can hang out with outside of work, and I don't need any more.
St. Peter is a weird horn-dog 😂
Oh my god i never thought how perfect this game is for NL!
MORE I DEMAND MORE
One of those buttons was just "You will become the richest man ever, but you actually use it to help people"
And like
Why wouldn't ya
*eats le epic bacon*
God damn that part about the restaurant employees one step away from goin postal had me cackling. We are truly blessed to all be consuming this ambrosia of UA-cam content
Shapeshift into a rock, damage is meaningless
I'm learning that I need to have more faith in the Egg, I've been dealing with Twitch trying to watch VODs lately because there's so much content that gets me pogged out of my gourd over there, and NL keeps uploading the bits I care about onto UA-cam a day later. NL is truly ascending
Northernlion out here blessing us with 3 frikin uploads in an hour. What a guy.
"A painting is a picture format, its .canvas" I died 😂😂
"dot canvas" got me pretty good
"A condiment is a spice, sauce, or preparation that is added to food, after cooking, to impart a specific flavor, to enhance the flavor"
loophole: if you add the sauce before cooking, you're fine.
I don't know why I lost it so hard at "I don't think you'd report this" when chat asked about taxes.
Also an NA moment on taxing lottery winnings.
so for the bilingual one... i (and most swedes in general) am already bilingual. does this mean i get to replace swedish with another language of my choice? if that's the case im 100% insta-smashing the button. i can get by just fine with just english, granted people would probably find it weird but i would just tell them "yeah i hit this button and it made me forget swedish, but ahora puedo hablar un español perfecto".
also they didn't say you can't relearn swedish
I’m dutch and I would do the same thing, give me english and literally any language that isn’t dutch
bro get rid of the Welsh
"You get $20K a month for the rest of your life, but your worst enemy gets twice as much."
Hell yea I get $60K a month for the rest of my life?
You become bilingual.
Every one from EU: excuse me?
I've been enjoying chess a heck of a lot but this is one of the videos I enjoyed the most lately, ty for the blessed content
The fictional romance prompts have hyper-anime energy
I had no idea Fictionsexuality was really an actual thing until now...
@@TheGoldenDunsparce really? It's extremely common.
@@Grizzs Really really. I'm ace and still thought it was just people joshin' around lol
@@TheGoldenDunsparce yeah no, there is a not insignificant amount of the population that exclusively jerks off to fictional anime characters, collects figurines and body pillows, and would commit endless acts that violate the Geneva Convention in order to fuck their "waifu" or "husbando" of choice
I'm definitely the type that sees these questions and immediately looks for loopholes. Most of these are so poorly thought out there's usually no downside.
But most are vague enough to have a loophole to your loophole
@@BlackGravy You say that as if the button is sentient and is actually capable of altering what it does in response to my choices. It's an inanimate object, so it will do what it's programmed to do, and nothing else.
If the button is able to always ensure it's a serious negative for you, then the exercise is pointless, since in that case it'd never be worth it to press the button.
@@Abyssionknight Although you don’t know how the button grants the wish either due to the vagueness right? In fiction there’s many examples of people wishing for something and then deeply regretting it when their wish is twisted into something completely different from what they intended. In the end the button dictates the rules
why I spend 50 min watching these videos can only be attributed to the relatable and entertaining commentary you provide, keep it up
There are 2 main types of button question: Objective advantage with slight down side ONLY when you use it you can easily work around, or Possible advantage with a VERY big downside you live with even when you don't use it.
Northerlion: says he's out of touch.
His last video: I think I've lost my touch.
the second website was the hardest I've laughed in a while
I haven't laughed like this in ages. What a way to start 2021!
NL, I watch so many of your videos, keep it up!! You make me laugh and enjoy my day each and every day
3:35 I dont think I could live without hot sauce.
honestly some of the funniest content I've seen
God tier video i want more shot into my veins immediately
The most uncontroversial video of all time. Perfect
Mr.Lion these twitch highlights are extremely nice and I would love to see more.
Pre new year stream highlights? An omen of good things to come no doubt
Best content of 2020 on the last day of 2020! POG!
i was laughing out loud so many times during this
6:42 open a fast food restaurant with your infinite money and hire people you genuinely like. You’re still working fast food but you get to have fun with it
And since you have infinite money, you won't have to worry about closing down so not only can employees be dicks to shithead customers but you can undercut the christ out of nearby places to guarantee you'll stay open.
happy new years Ryan, have an enjoyable 2021.
this was some of my favorite content what a blessed time to be alive
"The reading fast, but writing slow" one is tough as hell... Imagine needing to write an essay or email someone in a timely manner, and it takes all day to write a sentence!
I feel like it depends really heavily on the special support services available. I know for a fact that if someone at my old high school had absurdly slow writing then a tutor could be organized who could write thing down for them, and tests would just be verbal quizzes with the tutor.
....I may have been a very slow writer growing up.
Eh, it's not really that difficult. Working on a PC is typing, not writing, so the speed of typing would stay the same. The amount we have to actually write these days is quite minimal.
@@ninetailedfox579121 Yeah, I felt that way too, but then NL included typing in there to make it more impactful. If writing included typing, signing your name, etc. on top of writing by hand in general, it's a tough option
For the pocket dimension question it feels like it _wants_ you to try and cheese it. It lists a whole bunch of clarifications of the monster while also giving you a time frame that literally doesn't work.
But the question specifies one monster, the use of any pockets, and the ability to get literally anything you can think of if you succeed.
So use both hands in two separate pockets and reach for something like 'an open tube of nanomachines that are designed to replace missing limbs with fully functional indestructible digits.'
Or if two hands seems like cheesing it just reach for some magical object that gives you super regeneration powers the moment you touch it even with a bitten armstump.
the reason it feels like you have to do something like that is because the question otherwise just asks 'do you want to make pockets unusable to you and bite your hands off?'
I thought about using some long tongs but it didn't feel in the spirit of the magic button. But keeping in spirit, magic button says "no can do, hand gets eaten." Unless you get to shuffle for the same object through multiple pockets but at that point I could shuffle for anything for two seconds anywhere and then any other pocket is then safe? The being doesn't have a speed, it has an estimated arrival. The fear is always there but using time as a limit means you either get eaten every time or you can avoid it every time.
This is incredibly entertaining and I hope it we can see more of this
dude this series is gold
It's one of those "not enough context" kind of game that triggers my imagined or possibly real autism.
"You do well in school and naturally understand analytical reasoning BUT you have a small but ever-present fear you might be on the spectrum" is a button I slapped way too fast.
When is the Battle Royale version of this game?
This content and like tier list content makes the best NL videos no doubt
This is the type of content I enjoy seeing my favorite pro gamer provide.
The time stop would be perfect for getting trains and buses when you're a split second late and the doors are about to close.
Pressing the funniest joke of all time but not being allowed to tell it button would have avoided the Jinx disaster
Not true, because this is the funniest joke of all time.
I would be so down for more of these browser games, banter gold mine
This is God tier content, thank you NL
32:00 If the jury does it's job right you wouldn't. Because it's not about whether they think you did it, it's about if they believe it was proven you did it. But easy 'no' for me too.
35:00 If you have a dangerous enemy you don't want him to have a significant money inflow.
you control the endings to all movies: I would use this in a ton of hilarious ways. the ending to the titanic ties into infinity war. The ending to click ties into the matrix. War of the worlds ends by challenging the aliens to a dance off.
so many of these buttons are "here's free superpowers with one tiny annoyance"
titanic falls into portal, all the people on it die, sure, but it falls on thanos and he fucking dies
Great content. I always knew I mostly watched NL for the rants, and so this was pure medical-grade pogs.
Great stuff, haven't laughed so hard in a while!
at 20:39 Northernlion be like "I would simply commit tax fraud"
Second button site be like "You get a free toasted but every time you dookie."
9:40 my friend and i work in software and sometimes envy that one guy and his little mobile fast food shop. Dude just gets customers, little small talk, make hungry people happy with your food, sounds great.
More great content NL! loving it dude
Very nice series! 👍
working low tier customer service jobs is literally the worst I worked at circle k for 2 years and looking back i dont think I could ever do that again. I would go to work and sit in my car for 30 minutes full of anxiety looking at the store knowing that I would have to spend at least 8 hours (if not more because of how many people just dont show up) dealing with angry boomers and homeless people coming in for their 4th tall can of 211. Also my store literally got robbed and im not even joking at least 3 times a month.
I think it depends which job and where, I've seen fast food jobs that are actually fun and there isn't really stress.
“I don’t know what he gets out of it” is my favorite nl quote
This has to be one of the funniest videos on UA-cam
I already watched this on Twitch, but I played it here and left a comment so Al would be happy and recommend the videos to others. This is because I want other people to laugh as hard as I did.
NL: People try to cheat their way out of the downside
Also NL: I'll just use the money to make vegan bacon!
imean there are vegan burgers that are made to taste like burgers
@@determinedhelicopter2948 Yeah, but they aren't raw.
You lose the cravings anyway
The nightmare button had me laughing for a solid couple minutes. Amazing.
This is exactly the kind of content I’m here for
Please I’m begging you do more NL, I was laughing out of my gourd