A Masturbation Situation | Micky Flanagan: Back In The Game Live
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- Опубліковано 23 вер 2020
- IT NEVER GOES AWAY!
Micky Flanagan has gone from being a professional comedian without an OFFICIAL UA-cam Channel to being a professional comedian with an OFFICIAL UA-cam Channel (which his wife isn’t running).
Apparently, you can subscribe to the channel here bit.ly/2XJ423E
So, pour yourself a glass of Rosie Lee or Stella Artois, put your knees up, and enjoy peeping at Micky’s middle-class ambiance in all of its splendor… even if you’re poor.
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"The little thick one they don't let near the scissors" 🤣 yes
😂😂😂
There's always one of them them in the hairdressers
This is bang on
That's the one I want, unmistakably - I don't want anyone who's read Heideggar - they've not got what the man who supposedly wrote the first dictionary called "amorous warmth"
@@jimnewcombe7584 Why not some one who has read Heideggar?
He makes me laugh so much! There is nothing as good as British comedy!
Unless you're not British
@@seasonedbeefs ??
@@maureenackerley8024 apologies I didn't spell it out right. If you speak any other language you'll realise that comedy is universal. 'nothing as good as British comedy ' if you're British
Get me now
ua-cam.com/video/9Ux6iSwR3hQ/v-deo.html
@@seasonedbeefs Commonwealth. Yanks.
Mickey aces this stuff. Nobody else could get away with it. Hilarious.
Comedic genius
Mums catalogue ladies under wear section in the 60s
That or Health and Efficiency if you could find an outlet...
The freeman’s catalogue 😂😂😂😂
....you're just about ready to pop when you turn the page and you're faced with the Granny bras and knickers... GODDAMN IT, back a page, back a page....stay hard. Damn. It's gone 😔
😄
@@eddieroadrunner6691 Kays
Love him so original
I have this trouble at the dentist, lying on the couch and trying to keep flacid.
Alright frank calm down you pervert
Betty won’t be happy
I hope he does a new tour in 2021
Pleeeease mick!!!
Do we need a laugh mate...
COVID said no
Don’t charge earth you piss taker been seeing you for years now your prices are a f joke
@@paulcarroll6441 yes ide love to throw his prostate cancer joke back at him... Liverpool empire mick but don't do ya cockney walk on lime Street you would get hurt...
What a legend 🤣 🤣 🤣
Seen him in Birmingham in march, best night of my life 👏🏻
Well that's done it then, no more custard tarts for me, ever!
The cash in hand 😂😂😂
I'd say it's a bit more than cash in the hand 😂😂😂
Brilliant
How do you get the jam in the doughnut 🤣
Love him 🤣🤣🤣🥰
Leoni Ward So u find him (handy)?!😊
I've just come to realise that I'm still a 12 years old. 😮😂
Still being groomed by that scout leader, eh? Just say no!
Barred from Gregg's then
Yep
Brilliant. Can't wait till he comes to Scotland 🏴
Do they still allow stand up comedy in Scotland?
@@Charlie_Ses The whole country is a fuckin comedy nowadays. 😂
"Everyone likes a bit of cash in hand don't they"
Donald Trump is more advanced, he prefers a gash in the hand.
@Drew Bernstein Cite your sources!
ua-cam.com/video/NcZcTnykYbw/v-deo.html
The 26 women who have accused Trump of sexual misconduct
www.businessinsider.com/women-accused-trump-sexual-misconduct-list-2017-12?r=US&IR=T
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-sexual-assault-allegations-all-list-misconduct-karen-johnson-how-many-a9149216.html
According to interviews conducted with former Miss Teen USA contestants, Trump did just that in 1997. Four women who were competing in the pageant that year - including one who was 15 at the time - recalled that Trump walked into the dressing area while they were changing.
One of them called it “shocking” and “creepy” and said she rushed to cover herself. Another recalled that the contestants were “just scrambling to grab stuff… whatever garments they had.”
Another called it “really shocking,” saying, “We were all naked.”
@@kingda117 They're just Trumped up charges :o) it's all bullshit
Hello my fellow Womble 👋
I'm foreign and I don't get this joke :( Some1 help plzz
I was waiting for him to say "she is a bone specialist" lol
Enjoyed your video so I gave it a Thumbs Up
I just love ya Mickey
he is a a fukin legend come on u out or u out out 😆😆😆
You bastard. That girl in the bakery was my fantasy.
Sooooo funny
The old jammy Dodger needs a little rub to keep alive now and again
“I would love to have just turned it down a few notches!” 0:12 😅😆😂😂😂
just wait until you get, like, old old
So true
2020 Were you, or were you IN in?
Great
We call it one in the wank bank.
What a saucy git :p
Give her one over the top of the custard tarts 😂
As you do.
In Thailand it's called Chug Wow which is same same pulling on a kite string
Thai Tastic That’s (highly) interesting to know!😊
"He's off to have a pull on the old kite string"
michael neil Now that’s (fly), if u ask me! 😉
I’ve not heard anyone say “wank” for years just hearing it again made crack up
Blair Marshall is that the new phrase for wanking
It was unforunately usurped by the word "fap".
I bet you often hear wanker though!
@@TallSilentGuy What in ol blighty nahhh
You move away from the UK or something, as I hear it all the time
I mean, it’s got me thinking…. How DO you get the jam in the doughnut?
Come to the comments to quote my favourite hilarious line and I end up needing to type out the entire f'ing sketch fs 🤣
Yes please! ;)
Turn it darrn a few notches
true story...and blokes who say they don't are talking bollocks haha
97% of the population masturbate the other 2% are liars!
@@craigdawson1749 So what about the last 1%? Now I'm curious.
I would not worry about it. 75% of people are not good at maths and the other 50% are not that much better.
@cm. CG i can well believe that
You got to treat yourself
POLDARK! :)))
😂
Euro trash back in the day! You only got around 10 seconds of material but it was enough 😂😂😂😂
Shock video was decent too lol
Haha eurotrash yeh, antititicipation
0:40 you looked at her sticky buns
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Outrageous! Buh ya godda lauf, init! 😀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He correct, it’s always in the back of your mind. Reality kicks in, though.
Nice shoes.
hi, love your comedy, even though i’m from the US!
so i can understand most of what you’re saying (kinda cool, makes me feel bilingual!), but i don’t understand why winks are such a big deal over there. i mean, i see people seldom winking over here. maybe the occasional wink from my dad, or from the postman as he asks how my mom is doing. i guess i see people winking on tv a lot more. i’ve even winked at people, and they smiled back. but jeez it seems like over there people are winking non stop! there’s nothing wrong with that i suppose, but it must be somewhat distracting.
LOL - I've read that, but replaced the 'i' in all the winks with 'a' - opens up a _whole_ new comment!
@@WhosAGoodDogue you legend 😂 I’ve just read it back with the “a” it’s hilarious
He is a cockney, the winking is a cockney geezer thing (cockney rhyming slang was originally formed to communicate subversivally) its certainly not a UK thing.
Try some cornflakes🙃
What does ‘were you out or were you aaahht’ mean ....?
It's part of his most famous routine, the one that really got him his break and people associate him with. You should check it out..very British, very funny bit. There you will know the difference between Out and Out-Out 😄 (Just type in Micky flannagan..Out Out)
Of that era..check out "International lover and playa" too, also brilliant.
Wait till yr 60 micky
Some "scientist" recently did a study that said in order to keep a healthy prostate, you should ejaculate at least 21 times a month. But don't overdo it
I read that but thought it said 21 times a day. I ended up in hospital.
Next time you see a Catholic priest, wink: NO, WINK and say 'everybody likes a bit of cash in hand, don't they?'
There's nothing worse than pleasuring yourself when you can't think of anyone 🤔 and then you think of your mum 😜
I just think of your mum
Anyone for coffee
Wtf
Strange man!
Wrong wrong wrong.
I was born in Hackney and grew up in Dagenham but then we moved out further into Essex, does that make me a Cockney w*nker or an Essex w*nker or simply a w*nker 'cos I'm a guy?
I'm a Hermaphrodite I don’t know if I’m coming or going
Embarrassing watching this with your wife - looks out the corner of her eye
Creepy.
What's brown, six inches long with a head on it that drives women wild?
A tenner...😁
What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your pyjamas?
Your mother
@@cogidubnus1953 😂👌
@@cogidubnus1953 took me a second but....😂😂
Weakest routine
Desperate for material! I personally didn't find it funny like I normally do!
Love him but he’s starting to get crude
This was from 2013 and pretty standard for his shows which are all top quality :).
He is givin it to ya from the streets!
Pretty sure you have a fiddle. It's not crude.
Relax, Occupier!
I think he was always pretty rude tbh
Don’t find this man funny in any way shape or form
Too much information - now is this something your really need to share MICK. I think not and though I love a lot of your humour I PASS on this - gone too far and I WON'T be listening.
Hear hear totally agree 😕
He probably assumed everyone listening was an adult.
I don’t find this remotely funny but i guess comedy is subjective.
twat
There’s something wrong with you. Sort it out. All the best.
Of course it's subjective. You're still wrong though. Work on your sense of humour.
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