A Masturbation Situation | Micky Flanagan: Back In The Game Live

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  • Опубліковано 23 вер 2020
  • IT NEVER GOES AWAY!
    Micky Flanagan has gone from being a professional comedian without an OFFICIAL UA-cam Channel to being a professional comedian with an OFFICIAL UA-cam Channel (which his wife isn’t running).
    Apparently, you can subscribe to the channel here bit.ly/2XJ423E
    So, pour yourself a glass of Rosie Lee or Stella Artois, put your knees up, and enjoy peeping at Micky’s middle-class ambiance in all of its splendor… even if you’re poor.
    #MickyFlanagan #StandUp #Comedy
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  • @sleepyfox8983
    @sleepyfox8983 3 роки тому +55

    "The little thick one they don't let near the scissors" 🤣 yes

    • @linrob1312
      @linrob1312 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @alexanderson1193
      @alexanderson1193 2 роки тому

      There's always one of them them in the hairdressers

    • @theanaesthetist1
      @theanaesthetist1 2 роки тому +1

      This is bang on

    • @jimnewcombe7584
      @jimnewcombe7584 2 роки тому

      That's the one I want, unmistakably - I don't want anyone who's read Heideggar - they've not got what the man who supposedly wrote the first dictionary called "amorous warmth"

    • @TheAxeaman
      @TheAxeaman Рік тому

      ⁠@@jimnewcombe7584 Why not some one who has read Heideggar?

  • @maureenackerley8024
    @maureenackerley8024 3 роки тому +46

    He makes me laugh so much! There is nothing as good as British comedy!

    • @seasonedbeefs
      @seasonedbeefs 2 роки тому

      Unless you're not British

    • @maureenackerley8024
      @maureenackerley8024 2 роки тому +1

      @@seasonedbeefs ??

    • @seasonedbeefs
      @seasonedbeefs 2 роки тому +1

      @@maureenackerley8024 apologies I didn't spell it out right. If you speak any other language you'll realise that comedy is universal. 'nothing as good as British comedy ' if you're British
      Get me now

    • @JJONNYREPP
      @JJONNYREPP 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/9Ux6iSwR3hQ/v-deo.html

    • @dylanburston7453
      @dylanburston7453 2 роки тому

      @@seasonedbeefs Commonwealth. Yanks.

  • @A1B2C3-y6k
    @A1B2C3-y6k Місяць тому

    Mickey aces this stuff. Nobody else could get away with it. Hilarious.

  • @ih2022
    @ih2022 3 роки тому +11

    Comedic genius

  • @philrandle6469
    @philrandle6469 3 роки тому +53

    Mums catalogue ladies under wear section in the 60s

    • @cogidubnus1953
      @cogidubnus1953 3 роки тому +3

      That or Health and Efficiency if you could find an outlet...

    • @eddieroadrunner6691
      @eddieroadrunner6691 3 роки тому +6

      The freeman’s catalogue 😂😂😂😂

    • @fatnblack
      @fatnblack 3 роки тому +7

      ....you're just about ready to pop when you turn the page and you're faced with the Granny bras and knickers... GODDAMN IT, back a page, back a page....stay hard. Damn. It's gone 😔

    • @Hoscitt
      @Hoscitt 3 роки тому +1

      😄

    • @philskype101
      @philskype101 3 роки тому +2

      @@eddieroadrunner6691 Kays

  • @lynnharrison3753
    @lynnharrison3753 3 роки тому +11

    Love him so original

  • @frankspencer6935
    @frankspencer6935 3 роки тому +14

    I have this trouble at the dentist, lying on the couch and trying to keep flacid.

  • @superrobz
    @superrobz 3 роки тому +129

    I hope he does a new tour in 2021

    • @TheDeanoc69
      @TheDeanoc69 3 роки тому +2

      Pleeeease mick!!!

    • @curlyteeth3097
      @curlyteeth3097 3 роки тому +3

      Do we need a laugh mate...

    • @MADMANB68
      @MADMANB68 3 роки тому

      COVID said no

    • @paulcarroll6441
      @paulcarroll6441 3 роки тому +1

      Don’t charge earth you piss taker been seeing you for years now your prices are a f joke

    • @ronpeers1363
      @ronpeers1363 3 роки тому

      @@paulcarroll6441 yes ide love to throw his prostate cancer joke back at him... Liverpool empire mick but don't do ya cockney walk on lime Street you would get hurt...

  • @theenglishman1097
    @theenglishman1097 3 роки тому +17

    What a legend 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @rw6391
    @rw6391 Рік тому +1

    Seen him in Birmingham in march, best night of my life 👏🏻

  • @techo61
    @techo61 3 роки тому +12

    Well that's done it then, no more custard tarts for me, ever!

  • @abbeydawes5786
    @abbeydawes5786 2 роки тому

    The cash in hand 😂😂😂

  • @scottandrewjohnmiddleton8676
    @scottandrewjohnmiddleton8676 3 роки тому +1

    I'd say it's a bit more than cash in the hand 😂😂😂

  • @vvatherton
    @vvatherton 3 роки тому +5

    Brilliant

  • @ihavenoname1769
    @ihavenoname1769 3 роки тому +7

    How do you get the jam in the doughnut 🤣

  • @leoniward5660
    @leoniward5660 3 роки тому +8

    Love him 🤣🤣🤣🥰

  • @southernboy7791
    @southernboy7791 3 роки тому +42

    I've just come to realise that I'm still a 12 years old. 😮😂

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 3 роки тому +2

      Still being groomed by that scout leader, eh? Just say no!

    • @mrkevsta11
      @mrkevsta11 3 роки тому

      Barred from Gregg's then

    • @will819
      @will819 3 роки тому

      Yep

  • @seanmcgowan7863
    @seanmcgowan7863 3 роки тому +7

    Brilliant. Can't wait till he comes to Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @Charlie_Ses
      @Charlie_Ses 2 роки тому

      Do they still allow stand up comedy in Scotland?

    • @randlepmcmurphy6117
      @randlepmcmurphy6117 Рік тому +1

      @@Charlie_Ses The whole country is a fuckin comedy nowadays. 😂

  • @wimbledan
    @wimbledan 3 роки тому +82

    "Everyone likes a bit of cash in hand don't they"

    • @kingda117
      @kingda117 3 роки тому

      Donald Trump is more advanced, he prefers a gash in the hand.

    • @kingda117
      @kingda117 3 роки тому +1

      @Drew Bernstein Cite your sources!
      ua-cam.com/video/NcZcTnykYbw/v-deo.html
      The 26 women who have accused Trump of sexual misconduct
      www.businessinsider.com/women-accused-trump-sexual-misconduct-list-2017-12?r=US&IR=T
      www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-sexual-assault-allegations-all-list-misconduct-karen-johnson-how-many-a9149216.html
      According to interviews conducted with former Miss Teen USA contestants, Trump did just that in 1997. Four women who were competing in the pageant that year - including one who was 15 at the time - recalled that Trump walked into the dressing area while they were changing.
      One of them called it “shocking” and “creepy” and said she rushed to cover herself. Another recalled that the contestants were “just scrambling to grab stuff… whatever garments they had.”
      Another called it “really shocking,” saying, “We were all naked.”

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 3 роки тому +7

      @@kingda117 They're just Trumped up charges :o) it's all bullshit

    • @pauldear6660
      @pauldear6660 3 роки тому +1

      Hello my fellow Womble 👋

    • @easymedia91
      @easymedia91 2 роки тому

      I'm foreign and I don't get this joke :( Some1 help plzz

  • @geraint5608
    @geraint5608 2 роки тому +7

    I was waiting for him to say "she is a bone specialist" lol

  • @oneshotme
    @oneshotme 3 роки тому +6

    Enjoyed your video so I gave it a Thumbs Up

  • @margaretcarter2429
    @margaretcarter2429 2 роки тому +1

    I just love ya Mickey

  • @eddyft
    @eddyft 2 роки тому

    he is a a fukin legend come on u out or u out out 😆😆😆

  • @josephturner4047
    @josephturner4047 3 роки тому +2

    You bastard. That girl in the bakery was my fantasy.

  • @gerardtom5722
    @gerardtom5722 3 роки тому +3

    Sooooo funny

  • @foofoofoofoo563
    @foofoofoofoo563 3 роки тому +7

    The old jammy Dodger needs a little rub to keep alive now and again

  • @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1
    @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1 3 роки тому +17

    “I would love to have just turned it down a few notches!” 0:12 😅😆😂😂😂

    • @marks.6480
      @marks.6480 2 роки тому

      just wait until you get, like, old old

  • @mrb5698
    @mrb5698 3 роки тому +4

    So true

  • @slayerrocks2
    @slayerrocks2 3 роки тому +10

    2020 Were you, or were you IN in?

  • @paulatkinson9813
    @paulatkinson9813 3 роки тому +4

    Great

  • @andrewbarrett2685
    @andrewbarrett2685 2 роки тому +4

    We call it one in the wank bank.

  • @MopShrudel
    @MopShrudel 3 роки тому +10

    What a saucy git :p

  • @scottdonjordan30
    @scottdonjordan30 6 місяців тому

    Give her one over the top of the custard tarts 😂

  • @ThaiTastic
    @ThaiTastic 3 роки тому +18

    In Thailand it's called Chug Wow which is same same pulling on a kite string

  • @blairmarshall544
    @blairmarshall544 3 роки тому +24

    I’ve not heard anyone say “wank” for years just hearing it again made crack up

    • @mrstamp5121
      @mrstamp5121 3 роки тому

      Blair Marshall is that the new phrase for wanking

    • @TallSilentGuy
      @TallSilentGuy 3 роки тому +1

      It was unforunately usurped by the word "fap".

    • @craigdawson1749
      @craigdawson1749 3 роки тому +6

      I bet you often hear wanker though!

    • @joshuamiller75
      @joshuamiller75 3 роки тому

      @@TallSilentGuy What in ol blighty nahhh

    • @scottwallace5239
      @scottwallace5239 Рік тому +6

      You move away from the UK or something, as I hear it all the time

  • @matthewreynolds4382
    @matthewreynolds4382 2 роки тому +1

    I mean, it’s got me thinking…. How DO you get the jam in the doughnut?

  • @gonnahavemesomefun
    @gonnahavemesomefun 2 роки тому +1

    Come to the comments to quote my favourite hilarious line and I end up needing to type out the entire f'ing sketch fs 🤣

  • @annemorgenstern6070
    @annemorgenstern6070 Рік тому

    Yes please! ;)

  • @bonkeydollocks1879
    @bonkeydollocks1879 3 роки тому +1

    Turn it darrn a few notches

  • @TheWeardale1
    @TheWeardale1 3 роки тому +23

    true story...and blokes who say they don't are talking bollocks haha

    • @craigdawson1749
      @craigdawson1749 3 роки тому +1

      97% of the population masturbate the other 2% are liars!

    • @Elidan1012
      @Elidan1012 3 роки тому +4

      @@craigdawson1749 So what about the last 1%? Now I'm curious.

    • @Lord_Skeptic
      @Lord_Skeptic 3 роки тому +8

      I would not worry about it. 75% of people are not good at maths and the other 50% are not that much better.

    • @TheWeardale1
      @TheWeardale1 3 роки тому

      @cm. CG i can well believe that

    • @eddieroadrunner6691
      @eddieroadrunner6691 3 роки тому

      You got to treat yourself

  • @MelliaBoomBot
    @MelliaBoomBot 3 роки тому

    POLDARK! :)))

  • @tiggerthecat5525
    @tiggerthecat5525 3 роки тому +3

    😂

  • @tommymorgan73
    @tommymorgan73 Рік тому +6

    Euro trash back in the day! You only got around 10 seconds of material but it was enough 😂😂😂😂

    • @Frieslick
      @Frieslick Рік тому +2

      Shock video was decent too lol

    • @ro55reel5
      @ro55reel5 Рік тому +2

      Haha eurotrash yeh, antititicipation

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 3 роки тому +2

    0:40 you looked at her sticky buns

  • @natashaashmore602
    @natashaashmore602 3 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @joefagan9335
    @joefagan9335 3 роки тому

    Outrageous! Buh ya godda lauf, init! 😀

  • @nickbelezbubjones6528
    @nickbelezbubjones6528 Рік тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gdfggggg
    @gdfggggg Рік тому

    He correct, it’s always in the back of your mind. Reality kicks in, though.

  • @specialized29er86
    @specialized29er86 3 роки тому

    Nice shoes.

  • @the_joe_reynolds_foundation
    @the_joe_reynolds_foundation 3 роки тому +8

    hi, love your comedy, even though i’m from the US!
    so i can understand most of what you’re saying (kinda cool, makes me feel bilingual!), but i don’t understand why winks are such a big deal over there. i mean, i see people seldom winking over here. maybe the occasional wink from my dad, or from the postman as he asks how my mom is doing. i guess i see people winking on tv a lot more. i’ve even winked at people, and they smiled back. but jeez it seems like over there people are winking non stop! there’s nothing wrong with that i suppose, but it must be somewhat distracting.

    • @WhosAGoodDogue
      @WhosAGoodDogue 3 роки тому +10

      LOL - I've read that, but replaced the 'i' in all the winks with 'a' - opens up a _whole_ new comment!

    • @MADMANB68
      @MADMANB68 3 роки тому +6

      @@WhosAGoodDogue you legend 😂 I’ve just read it back with the “a” it’s hilarious

    • @suburbia2050
      @suburbia2050 2 роки тому

      He is a cockney, the winking is a cockney geezer thing (cockney rhyming slang was originally formed to communicate subversivally) its certainly not a UK thing.

  • @rainyfeathers9148
    @rainyfeathers9148 2 роки тому +1

    Try some cornflakes🙃

  • @pazpaloma9249
    @pazpaloma9249 3 роки тому +1

    What does ‘were you out or were you aaahht’ mean ....?

    • @silkuk8417
      @silkuk8417 3 роки тому +1

      It's part of his most famous routine, the one that really got him his break and people associate him with. You should check it out..very British, very funny bit. There you will know the difference between Out and Out-Out 😄 (Just type in Micky flannagan..Out Out)
      Of that era..check out "International lover and playa" too, also brilliant.

  • @michaelflint4159
    @michaelflint4159 Рік тому

    Wait till yr 60 micky

  • @emulus4000
    @emulus4000 2 роки тому +1

    Some "scientist" recently did a study that said in order to keep a healthy prostate, you should ejaculate at least 21 times a month. But don't overdo it

    • @A1B2C3-y6k
      @A1B2C3-y6k Місяць тому

      I read that but thought it said 21 times a day. I ended up in hospital.

  • @bournemouthisshit
    @bournemouthisshit 3 роки тому

    Next time you see a Catholic priest, wink: NO, WINK and say 'everybody likes a bit of cash in hand, don't they?'

  • @leehancock8208
    @leehancock8208 2 роки тому +3

    There's nothing worse than pleasuring yourself when you can't think of anyone 🤔 and then you think of your mum 😜

  • @willmoore7582
    @willmoore7582 3 роки тому

    I was born in Hackney and grew up in Dagenham but then we moved out further into Essex, does that make me a Cockney w*nker or an Essex w*nker or simply a w*nker 'cos I'm a guy?

  • @ThaiTastic
    @ThaiTastic 3 роки тому +6

    I'm a Hermaphrodite I don’t know if I’m coming or going

  • @steve-o4207
    @steve-o4207 3 роки тому +3

    Embarrassing watching this with your wife - looks out the corner of her eye

  • @POBileski72
    @POBileski72 3 роки тому

    Creepy.

  • @simonjohnhinton1938
    @simonjohnhinton1938 3 роки тому +8

    What's brown, six inches long with a head on it that drives women wild?
    A tenner...😁

    • @cogidubnus1953
      @cogidubnus1953 3 роки тому +3

      What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your pyjamas?
      Your mother

    • @simonjohnhinton1938
      @simonjohnhinton1938 3 роки тому +1

      @@cogidubnus1953 😂👌

    • @olusphone
      @olusphone 3 роки тому +1

      @@cogidubnus1953 took me a second but....😂😂

  • @LifeisBootiful-ej7jd
    @LifeisBootiful-ej7jd Рік тому

    Weakest routine

  • @soniadennis7801
    @soniadennis7801 Рік тому

    Desperate for material! I personally didn't find it funny like I normally do!

  • @penelopepitstop197
    @penelopepitstop197 3 роки тому +5

    Love him but he’s starting to get crude

    • @MrDamz
      @MrDamz 3 роки тому +16

      This was from 2013 and pretty standard for his shows which are all top quality :).

    • @megataurus7779
      @megataurus7779 3 роки тому +24

      He is givin it to ya from the streets!

    • @wateryteat5837
      @wateryteat5837 3 роки тому +14

      Pretty sure you have a fiddle. It's not crude.

    • @garywagner2466
      @garywagner2466 3 роки тому +14

      Relax, Occupier!

    • @patterjak
      @patterjak 3 роки тому +5

      I think he was always pretty rude tbh

  • @paulinmazurek2769
    @paulinmazurek2769 Рік тому

    Don’t find this man funny in any way shape or form

  • @robyndaniels1381
    @robyndaniels1381 3 роки тому +2

    Too much information - now is this something your really need to share MICK. I think not and though I love a lot of your humour I PASS on this - gone too far and I WON'T be listening.

    • @rosecastle8709
      @rosecastle8709 3 роки тому

      Hear hear totally agree 😕

    • @n.m.2174
      @n.m.2174 2 роки тому +2

      He probably assumed everyone listening was an adult.

  • @MrDavey2010
    @MrDavey2010 3 роки тому

    I don’t find this remotely funny but i guess comedy is subjective.

    • @colinhardwick1943
      @colinhardwick1943 3 роки тому +4

      twat

    • @owencampbell8799
      @owencampbell8799 3 роки тому +7

      There’s something wrong with you. Sort it out. All the best.

    • @Sinclair80
      @Sinclair80 3 роки тому +7

      Of course it's subjective. You're still wrong though. Work on your sense of humour.

  • @anthemoftheheart9497
    @anthemoftheheart9497 3 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣