For the first few years of my life all I heard being directed at me was; “for fuck sake, Jesus Christ”! Needless to say that’s what I thought my name was. Dark days they were but I think I’m past them now!
The trouble is, we working class are being replaced with mass immigration. Africans and Asians have taken over our neighbourhoods and they don't even know what we are talking about
When you kicked a football in someone's garden and got a slap, then went home to tell your mum for some back up and she slaps you aswell for doing it 😅
🤣🤣🤣I’m 62 , my kids are in their 30s and I still do it to them. My grandmother used to do it to me as a kid and if she where still alive would be 112. Long may the scalding teaspoon continue 🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄
My siblings and I were always hot-teaspooned as kids…. These days I get my dad back at every opportunity. Do it to my kids now, got to keep the tradition alive!
Saturday night social club - a tizer and a packet of crisps - salt and vinegar if you were fancy. The least drunk man drove at the front and everyone followed behind. Police used to stand at the end of the road and wave. Happy times
Growing up in the 80s in Ireland, I had 2 mates who used to drive their pissed fathers home from the pub. One of them was only 9 when he started and the other fella was 11. Fuck me, I miss the 80s/90s. It's only now in this pathetic PC/SJW era that you truly appreciate just how fantastic those times were. We had no money, no fancy gadgets, no internet, but we had pure social freedom.
When my dad was about nine he was burnt with a red hot poker by his mum when he wouldn't "behave" himself. The year was about 1934. She also locked him in the cellar without a light. He would sit on the top step behind the door shouting for her. When she passed away I went with him to the house and he smashed that top cellar step to pieces with a sledge hammer. This was in the north west UK
@@Ladyjojo695 Thanks for your comment. My father eventually built up a successful export packing business with 40 employees. He always used to take care of his mother to the end.
My Mrs said, Saturday night we are going to a "Soul Night" . I said "so are we going out or are we going Out Out?" She still doesn't know what I am talking about. Rock on Mickey.
I met a niece over the summer She was born and lives in Turkey she's only 16 She said to me are we going out out? I burst into fits of laughter and said how do you know that, she said I love Micky Flanagan 😁
I’m lower middle class but EVERYTHING is spot on. Went to a comp. Fuckin toilet. Drove a white van and thought it was a result. Bugle has always inappropriately turned up on what should be wholesome occasions. Lived on an estate and almost done a 6 stretch in the shovel for said trumpet 😹😹😹😹
In the 80s on Cambridge Heath Road, Bethnal Green, there was an unbelievable Cafe called Nico's Restaurant. You never got a better brekkie anywhere else in that bit of the East End. People use to have bets on who could Finish the mixed Grill. It came on two plates! I always got Egg bacon sausage chips n mushrooms. 2 slices n a cup of Tea. By the time I got through the chips I was done lol. Massive portions! Loved it. Anyway I digress lol. I was about 16 (1987) its packed. I'm ploughing through my breakfast like I ain't eaten in a week! My uncle Terry done me on the back of the neck with a white hot spoon! I slung my full up fork across the Cafe and whacked this HUGE paddy on the swede. My uncle had to Apologise to him lol. I got a dig for that later......
Me n my late mum moved into a council house in 76', we were sooooo happy, I was 5 then. Was there just 5 years, best years of my life. I still miss that house to this day.
I loved our council flat. Wasn't frowned upon back in the day coz everyone was in the same boat. We had nothing but I look back at my childhood and was so happy.
OMG my mum did that to me too with a hot spoon, I am now 55and she still does it. She always pre-empts it with do you know Bernie, I say Bernie who and she says Bernie hot and sticks me with it!!!!
Didnt mess about that generation. Even our school teachers beat you up!!! It was normall though when you think back it was very violent during 70s and 80s when i grew up. Everyone was knocking fuck out of each other. As kids we used to sit outside this local cos you was guaranteed to see a full on vownoy fight, or someone get slung through the window. Them old guys in the vault caught some one cheeting at cards!!! That was topping offense as a kid. Well a good hiding, slung throygh the window. I swear ok not every week did some one go through the window but on occasion two in one week was known. Aaaahh halcyon days, getting all weepy.
any one here in mid sept 2020 looks like we are to be banned again going out out again and just be able to go out i liked going out out in august cheap nosh offer
Fing laughing my ring off micky, love it pal, especially as all my uncles are from Hackney, there only 10ish hours older than me so big brothers really, now Gary Hutton, is that product of a post code Gary Hutton?, my uncle Mark Horridges best mate? Cheers for making me smile mate.
A family near me chopped their stairs up for firewood in the 70s. Had an aluminium ladder instead. We were poor but that lot were proper poverty stricken destitute.
I never understood why people chopped up their doors it’s not that much effort to Nick a bin and fill it with a broken pallet no problem! I was sensible and warmer ha ha
I still live on a council estate Micky. My family was poor and I still am realy. You remember the co-op stamps you saved. You get red hand prints for 3 days from your dad for correction of bad behaviour. My parents was a T total from when I was little. I do wonder if my child hood would have been more pleasant if she'd been on the valium. But you can't change the past.
My dear ol' Dad used to do the teaspoon thing!! Not on the face, but he'd stir his brew, and if I was stupid enough to have my hand resting on the table, a quick touch from a tea-hot teaspoon would soon wake me up...!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Hes a buzz int he? Keep him supplied, they are mick, take it easy though its that raw dog this stuff. Up ya trumpets and then hes off giving you his speil. Hes one of the lads though defo.
I in a loop of you mustn't knife your children today and the east London accent, remembering being slapped and never once thinking it was abnormal, more that I'd got caught
Watching this having a beer down under in Australia! Being English and out here for 22years I love a thing our comedy. Aussie’s just don’t get it! I miss home every day. Thanks Mickey for bringing a smile to my face
Me too. I miss home but I love British comedy. We are just not as nice as Americans, we take the mickey out of everyone and they take it out of us and we love that too.
My mum used to burn me with a spoon and my mum used to say do you want a good hiding wait until your father gets home,she never hit me at all though bless her.
Sugar still in the bag milk still in the bottle that was my family at breakfast me dad couldn't see the point of paying for a jug to put the milk in between the bottle and the cornflakes
Universal to mums. Grew up in Malaysia mind, and my mum would twack us round the back of our thighs with a spatula if my sister and I were out of order 🤣
Micky so true we used to play up all day 1 hour before dad came home from his too to ten shift we used to beg dont tell him mum and she didn't but he new the look on her face said it all out came the belt and we got it but we deserved it to be fair
There's few comedians who can layer it up like Mickey... it's a constant barrage of laughter. The face, the voice, the observations. Absolute legend, mainstay of British comedy.
@Aaron Perugini I was thinking more Portland Bill than West Bay/Bridport end. There's a reason the only natural land bridge to Portland is an 18 mile shingle bank. A reason that momentarily eludes me, but it may have something to do with rabbits.
Yep, remember them days, in bed when it was sunny outside ?, Nanna let us play, but only where she couldn’t see us from the window, my brother would soon remind me, so he got the knife threats lol, big bullying wind up merchant tw#t he was lol 😂 Earned a fortune of my mam n dads pissed mates when I was a kid lol, pissed as farts, easy a few day’s worth of sweets lol 😂
My mother gave birth to me in 83 and that night I were under the table while she supped back on the bacardis in the local workies that very night! Now that was the last of the common man 🤫
Don't whether the 'hot spoon' is exclusively a British thing? My mum did the same to us, although on the hand rather than on the cheek. Hilarious and everyone had a laugh about it. Your kids would be swiped away quicker than anything if you did this nowadays.
7.23 the March thing makes me howl. Had an old mate who was a joiner. Got pissed one day and his mate who works down mine convinced him to go picket for a laugh. Been ducking legless, he was like fuck it, be a laugh. Got seen there and known as (let’s says) commie Kieth rest of his life. He wasn’t no commi but a single picket set that in motion. Remember kids, don’t picket and stay out of it, learn your lane and stay in it nowadays with all the bullshit they fling out 😂😂😂
I'm stuck in another mickey Flanagan rabbit hole n I love it! 🤣
This is my first, but defo not the last, lovin it!
Same
A year late but me too!!!
Shit how big is this hole 😅
Me too
Micky Flanagan 1 of the Best comedians Banter, Timing, Delivery, Execution, Genius 😂👍
You forgot STUNNING good looks.
"If you don't stop crying I'll give yer sumfin to cry about"
That was one of my childhood favourites.
Q
Do want a smack? Do you wanna another one? 😉🤣
Grew up in the south....the states. Heard this on a regular
How about ‘you’ll be laughing on the other side of your face’ what does that even mean, lol
For the first few years of my life all I heard being directed at me was; “for fuck sake, Jesus Christ”! Needless to say that’s what I thought my name was. Dark days they were but I think I’m past them now!
The worst of it is, you think he’s joking! 🤣🤣🤣
Nooooo
The teaspoon burn is a classic
Sounds just like my childhood!! I love being working class!!! 🤣🤣🤣
The trouble is, we working class are being replaced with mass immigration. Africans and Asians have taken over our neighbourhoods and they don't even know what we are talking about
When you kicked a football in someone's garden and got a slap, then went home to tell your mum for some back up and she slaps you aswell for doing it 😅
Sugar still in it's bag on the table i must still be piss poor
Play round the shit 😂😂
Class 😂😂
The drunk arguing with himself - priceless. Mickey, the best honest to goodness, genuine bloke and comedian.
He brings it "from the street" 😂
He's bloody brilliant imagine going to school with him the school joker lol!
Absolutely spot on that bit. 😂
Yep watxhing that at 2.30am and i've woken the lot of them up laughing.. absolutely spot on..
I haven't laughed that hard for months! HA HA!!!
5:38 comedy gold
Stood there making noises with the mic as a drunk man
Love this guy
I wish there were more up to date posts. I’ve watched every thing 10 times lol, can’t get enough of Micky
Sounds like the council estates I grew up on. Can’t AFFORD to live on one now !!
HAAAAAH
I can remember my mom standing at the bottom of the stairs shouting at us 😅 funny times
My mom still does the teaspoon burn to me now. I'm 32 lol.
My uncle used to do the teaspoon thing on me when I was a kid. I never learned not to sit beside when he was having a cuppa. God rest him.
Me too and I’m 14😭😭
🤣🤣🤣I’m 62 , my kids are in their 30s and I still do it to them. My grandmother used to do it to me as a kid and if she where still alive would be 112.
Long may the scalding teaspoon continue 🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄
My siblings and I were always hot-teaspooned as kids…. These days I get my dad back at every opportunity. Do it to my kids now, got to keep the tradition alive!
Mum still does it to be 29 here
Saturday night social club - a tizer and a packet of crisps - salt and vinegar if you were fancy. The least drunk man drove at the front and everyone followed behind. Police used to stand at the end of the road and wave. Happy times
My old man was the drunk geezer having a row with himself in his sleep😂😂😂
Mickey, I grew up in Hayes End in the 70’s, I have been crying with laughter watching your vids, bloody hilarious!
I dont know how anyone could dislike his stand up shows .. he is hilarious
Had a mate who’s dad used to send him out to collect aluminium drink cans so they could take them to scrappy in the 80’s they were piss poor
My dad used to put a teaspoon in the freezer. Then he’d take it out, slam it on your neck and shout “hot!”. You would genuinely feel burnt
05:34 The drunk arguing with himself. LOL. Micky is so astute and hilarious.
Had me in stitches, we all seen someone like that at some point in life 😂
“6ft 7 aged 15!” 😂
Growing up in the 80s in Ireland, I had 2 mates who used to drive their pissed fathers home from the pub. One of them was only 9 when he started and the other fella was 11. Fuck me, I miss the 80s/90s. It's only now in this pathetic PC/SJW era that you truly appreciate just how fantastic those times were. We had no money, no fancy gadgets, no internet, but we had pure social freedom.
Me too
Brilliant matey
Great point about social freedom
The drunk arguing with himself asleep is so funny. I saw someone on a bus years ago saying the same things. Brilliant!
My Mum is so much like this, she simply says with a straight face `He's right you know; the worlds gone to shit'....
"You dreamer, Hutton!" .
😂
When my dad was about nine he was burnt with a red hot poker by his mum when he wouldn't "behave" himself. The year was about 1934. She also locked him in the cellar without a light. He would sit on the top step behind the door shouting for her. When she passed away I went with him to the house and he smashed that top cellar step to pieces with a sledge hammer. This was in the north west UK
Evil years ago. The things they got away with. Your poor dad. It never leaves you. Especially when they are supposed to love you.
@@Ladyjojo695 Thanks for your comment. My father eventually built up a successful export packing business with 40 employees. He always used to take care of his mother to the end.
@@davevans54 good for him. Nice end to the story. Yes I did my mum. But she was lovely mostly lol
Wishing you all well take care hun
@Theresa Heywood Thank you for your kind sentiments.
Aww thats so sad 😞
"We're going on a march tomorrow Mick against lactose intolerance" 😂😂😂
I grew up on a council estate .
My dad was the same . Ethier pissed or at work . Mostly both !
My Mrs said, Saturday night we are going to a "Soul Night" . I said "so are we going out or are we going Out Out?" She still doesn't know what I am talking about. Rock on Mickey.
I met a niece over the summer
She was born and lives in Turkey she's only 16
She said to me are we going out out?
I burst into fits of laughter and said how do you know that, she said I love Micky Flanagan 😁
"You'll never drive a van" 🤣🤣🤣
I’m lower middle class but EVERYTHING is spot on. Went to a comp. Fuckin toilet. Drove a white van and thought it was a result. Bugle has always inappropriately turned up on what should be wholesome occasions. Lived on an estate and almost done a 6 stretch in the shovel for said trumpet 😹😹😹😹
In the 80s on Cambridge Heath Road, Bethnal Green, there was an unbelievable Cafe called Nico's Restaurant. You never got a better brekkie anywhere else in that bit of the East End. People use to have bets on who could Finish the mixed Grill. It came on two plates! I always got Egg bacon sausage chips n mushrooms. 2 slices n a cup of Tea. By the time I got through the chips I was done lol. Massive portions! Loved it. Anyway I digress lol. I was about 16 (1987) its packed. I'm ploughing through my breakfast like I ain't eaten in a week! My uncle Terry done me on the back of the neck with a white hot spoon! I slung my full up fork across the Cafe and whacked this HUGE paddy on the swede. My uncle had to Apologise to him lol. I got a dig for that later......
I was born Years before Micky but he destroys me with everything he talks about its like he has lived the same life.
Me n my late mum moved into a council house in 76', we were sooooo happy, I was 5 then. Was there just 5 years, best years of my life. I still miss that house to this day.
People scoff at council houses but some of them were really nice.
I loved our council flat. Wasn't frowned upon back in the day coz everyone was in the same boat. We had nothing but I look back at my childhood and was so happy.
I’ve always been grateful for my council house, bought it a few years ago.
OMG my mum did that to me too with a hot spoon, I am now 55and she still does it. She always pre-empts it with do you know Bernie, I say Bernie who and she says Bernie hot and sticks me with it!!!!
Didnt mess about that generation. Even our school teachers beat you up!!! It was normall though when you think back it was very violent during 70s and 80s when i grew up. Everyone was knocking fuck out of each other. As kids we used to sit outside this local cos you was guaranteed to see a full on vownoy fight, or someone get slung through the window. Them old guys in the vault caught some one cheeting at cards!!! That was topping offense as a kid. Well a good hiding, slung throygh the window. I swear ok not every week did some one go through the window but on occasion two in one week was known. Aaaahh halcyon days, getting all weepy.
😅🥄
They were the days before every one got all woke and wanted so much from life ridiculous
My dad did this to me growing up - I fell for it every single time 😂
🤣🤣🤣
He’s coming back this May!!!!! Can’t wait so brilliant 🤩
Love this man's patter.
Cockney Billy Connolly 20 years later.
Outstanding.
The slightly over weight, balding man giving the hand signals had me in hysterics. Its exactly like that!
Love a cheeky line at a party 🥳
A march against lactose intolerance 😂🤣
Totally love this guy
any one here in mid sept 2020 looks like we are to be banned again going out out again and just be able to go out i liked going out out in august cheap nosh offer
Its so true about the roles being reversed with the adults having sneaky liveners
He’s class 😂 him and Sean lock and Peter Kay my top 3
I love this geezer, cockney's swearing are the best in the world
Comedic genius. Too many favourites in this to choose from:
1) Childrens Party
2) Random Drunk Man
3) Proud to live on a council estate
The most ambitious kid in our school..... wanted to drive a van. 😀
Fing laughing my ring off micky, love it pal, especially as all my uncles are from Hackney, there only 10ish hours older than me so big brothers really, now Gary Hutton, is that product of a post code Gary Hutton?, my uncle Mark Horridges best mate? Cheers for making me smile mate.
This fella is simply hilarious 🤣
I'm addicted to his humour 😂
A family near me chopped their stairs up for firewood in the 70s. Had an aluminium ladder instead. We were poor but that lot were proper poverty stricken destitute.
Jesus Christ 😂😂🤣😂
Move all of us out of tenements into high rise flats,we thought it was brilliant..underfloor heating and an indoor bathroom...
I never understood why people chopped up their doors it’s not that much effort to Nick a bin and fill it with a broken pallet no problem! I was sensible and warmer ha ha
My dad chopped up a table to burn. I was gutted as I had a table tennis set for christmas with nothing to play on.
@@JC-sd3vh I know it's two years on JC, but I just pissed meself after reading that.
I still live on a council estate Micky. My family was poor and I still am realy. You remember the co-op stamps you saved. You get red hand prints for 3 days from your dad for correction of bad behaviour. My parents was a T total from when I was little. I do wonder if my child hood would have been more pleasant if she'd been on the valium. But you can't change the past.
My dear ol' Dad used to do the teaspoon thing!! Not on the face, but he'd stir his brew, and if I was stupid enough to have my hand resting on the table, a quick touch from a tea-hot teaspoon would soon wake me up...!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Love to get on a session with this guy
Just a cheeky line
Hes a buzz int he? Keep him supplied, they are mick, take it easy though its that raw dog this stuff. Up ya trumpets and then hes off giving you his speil. Hes one of the lads though defo.
yes lads, tram lines!!
@@aldoe2975 like the middle of the road.
Would be epic lad😂😂😂👍
We're still proppin up the faackin country though aren't we Mick? ❤️️😉
My grandad always did the hot spoon on me... growing up huh.
Best comedian on the planet 🌍
I in a loop of you mustn't knife your children today and the east London accent, remembering being slapped and never once thinking it was abnormal, more that I'd got caught
Oh, Micky "I've had a good year so, poor people? Fuck them" Flanagan..
Watching this having a beer down under in Australia! Being English and out here for 22years I love a thing our comedy. Aussie’s just don’t get it! I miss home every day. Thanks Mickey for bringing a smile to my face
geza96 I hear you brother I’ve been here 33 yrs and echo all you sentiments 👍🏻😁👍🏻
But you wouldn’t want to be here he talks about what was not what is so sad what this country has become any jobs over there lol
I’m from NZ and my mum was English and I live in Aus. The locals here just don’t get English comedy.
Me too. I miss home but I love British comedy. We are just not as nice as Americans, we take the mickey out of everyone and they take it out of us and we love that too.
Thinking of moving out there but fear I’d miss it too much and regret it? Thoughts? Lived in Adelaide for a year already as a backpacker
I love you Micky!!! And I don't say this to just anyone...
My mum used to burn me with a spoon and my mum used to say do you want a good hiding wait until your father gets home,she never hit me at all though bless her.
The sugar still in the bag on the table gets me every time.
Can see it .. Tate and Lyle logo
I’m only 28 but I remember that spoon trick, plenty of times I’ve had that fucker on the back of the neck or the hand 😂👀
Sugar still in the bag milk still in the bottle that was my family at breakfast me dad couldn't see the point of paying for a jug to put the milk in between the bottle and the cornflakes
MORPETH SCHOOL. E2. LOVED IT. . 1981 TILL 1986.
Me dad was from Walthemstow London, he would have loved Micky's show's, think they both would have a lot in common. 🍺😂
Weeeey Blackhoarse Road.
Shows not show's ffs
@@martinwilliams2556 bollox I know I mean Niall!
Martin Williams get a life who are you the teacher?
@@Agathanagatha That sounds like you could write a song on that educational theme.
My dad told me a story of when he was growing up and pissing off my grandma whilst she was ironing so she just pressed it on his arm to burn him quick
So true I was bought up in the 70s x the hot spoon is a classic lol
Universal to mums. Grew up in Malaysia mind, and my mum would twack us round the back of our thighs with a spatula if my sister and I were out of order 🤣
I think more of us need a good OUT OUT these days. But nope, just have to be happy with a POP OUT. :)
Micky so true we used to play up all day 1 hour before dad came home from his too to ten shift we used to beg dont tell him mum and she didn't but he new the look on her face said it all out came the belt and we got it but we deserved it to be fair
Awe the memories 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
There's few comedians who can layer it up like Mickey... it's a constant barrage of laughter. The face, the voice, the observations. Absolute legend, mainstay of British comedy.
living legend
what a way to start the clip XD
I still get my son with the hot spoon 🥄 🤣🤣 and I always will!!! 🤣🔥☮️
He is a talented Comedian...
Memories brought back in the 70s on the Dorset estate Bethnal Green .
Could've been worse. Could have been Dorset, Dorset.
@Aaron Perugini I was thinking more Portland Bill than West Bay/Bridport end. There's a reason the only natural land bridge to Portland is an 18 mile shingle bank. A reason that momentarily eludes me, but it may have something to do with rabbits.
Could listen to Micky all day
My Mancunian dad used to 'tap' his hot teaspoon on the back of my hand. Must have been a bit of Post-war hijinks.
Yep, remember them days, in bed when it was sunny outside ?, Nanna let us play, but only where she couldn’t see us from the window, my brother would soon remind me, so he got the knife threats lol, big bullying wind up merchant tw#t he was lol 😂
Earned a fortune of my mam n dads pissed mates when I was a kid lol, pissed as farts, easy a few day’s worth of sweets lol 😂
The truth is …. It’s the truth !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
brilliant one of the best
I still do the teaspoon burn now on my own kids & hubby!! Gets me everytime 😆 xx
My mother gave birth to me in 83 and that night I were under the table while she supped back on the bacardis in the local workies that very night! Now that was the last of the common man 🤫
touch of alexei sayle lol
Bit seeing it.
My gran used to whack my knuckles with a wooden spoon if I was pissin her off 🤣🤣🤣
Mickey is one of the top comedians. An only British comedians are the best. Him and Sean lock having a cheeky livener, that would be unreal.
I always laugh till I cry, awesomely funny, keep it coming Mickey 😂😅😊
The way to view everything 😄 is with humor life is fucking awful but if you can laugh at it everything is okay
Don't whether the 'hot spoon' is exclusively a British thing? My mum did the same to us, although on the hand rather than on the cheek. Hilarious and everyone had a laugh about it. Your kids would be swiped away quicker than anything if you did this nowadays.
7.23 the March thing makes me howl. Had an old mate who was a joiner. Got pissed one day and his mate who works down mine convinced him to go picket for a laugh. Been ducking legless, he was like fuck it, be a laugh. Got seen there and known as (let’s says) commie Kieth rest of his life. He wasn’t no commi but a single picket set that in motion. Remember kids, don’t picket and stay out of it, learn your lane and stay in it nowadays with all the bullshit they fling out 😂😂😂
I left school with a 50 yard swimming certificate
And I got a biro from the physics teacher, we should put the two together and give one of us a useful qualification!
L55 Who did it belong to?
I left with an ungraded cos I didn't turn up for the exam, good thing colleges exist or I'd carrying the stuff to the van.
This guy is very funny more needed in 2024😂❤
Good old days where have they gone!
And in 23 hes just as funny
Me mam collected for Provident cheques , kept me in clothes, but only from certain shops 😀
x hyy 6y y y is the best man in the world to me] Andy 6h y 79h665656565656565656566656+566h56y656656h56hh6h6h66 I hyy y56
I was once rejected for a provvy loan because me mam had defaulted!! We Must've been the piss poor family 😂😂
Day dreamer 😂
The good ole days 🤣🤣🤣
Have you met my mate Burnie?
Who's that?
Burnie Spoon!
Great days
You met ma mate Philips?
* Brings out a fuckin' screwdriver.
@@J-S_93. That escalated quickly! 😂
😂😂😂