Long ago, a child was born in the Sundered Hills. They named him Simon, which means 'Red Eagle' in the tongue of the Reach, for the screeching bird-call that greeted his birth, and the crimson blooms on the autumn hills. Thus began his legend: Reach-child, born under auspicious skies, his very name the color of blood. Ten kings ruled the Reach in those days, and though men were free, the people were scattered and warred amongst themselves. The augurs foresaw the boy's destiny: a warrior without peer, first and foremost Lord of the Reach, chosen to unite all under his name. Simon grew in years and strength, and it seemed the prophecy would be fulfilled...
Only drink from flowing water Simon, drinking from still water will give you cholera. Or legionnaires disease, I presume there's a joke in there somewhere with the imperial legion in skyrim but I'll leave the funny to you.
An overly friendly guy with a Scottish accent, casually waving a knife in people's faces. This reminds me of a pub I went to in Leith about 10 years ago.
i just found you in my recommended, and i gotta say. this is hilarious. you are an hilarious person. it's like watching a game of skyrim played by sheogorath himself. bravo
Me: Mining my own business, taking a hike at night. 15 Vampires attack. Using health drain magic on me all at once. Me: Oh no! What am I to do? I'm chugging down all my food drinks potions and ingredients to keep my health up, I resulted to shield for bashing and slowing them down in 1 hand and fast healing spell in the other. Health still draining. I am at my wits end! Mammoth: "Worry not, I have come to rescue you!" The mammoth then slaughtered all the vampires saving my life!
Many times playing non-VR Skyrim I have thought, "why can't I just grab foes and knock them off if they are close enough to grab?" but abmittedly never thought about using a pot as a weapon... well done, Lord of the Tundra!
Oh sleeping tree sap is for people with insomnia. It slows you down greatly because you get all sleepy but it also increases your health. Chugging 17 should slow down the health drain magic from walking trees and vampires when you are in a pinch just enough to kill them.
OMFG! This was GOLD! 🤣 Me:' Lord Sheogorath, I think you lost one of your own in Skyrim again!' Lord Sheo:' Oh, that lad! I poinked him from this land called:' UA-cam'! (shrugs) 'Oh! We should invite him for tea and a strawberry torte!'
I think you missed it pal but, mount Simon could be humourously misconstrued. You see, "mount" could either be a noun used in conjunction with a proper noun to be the name of a specific hill. Or, and I think you'll like this, mount can be verb meaning to climb up or straddle! The kicker here is that this iteration of the word mount is often used to describe various different styles of sexual conduct. Pretty funny then I think you'll agree, that the hillock you dubbed "mount Simon" could reasonably be read as an instruction! Instead of a name! Hahahah anyway just thought I'd let you know xxx
PLANKS and VRIK are a must for this kind of stuff. gives a physical body and the ability to grab things and use them as a weapon. Hopefully with enough strength you can beat a MF with another MF.
_hey I just met you_ _and this is crazy_ _there's a skeleton chasing me_ _pls kill him maybe?_ _and I know its kinda sad_ _that I had to flee-ee_ _but its really crazy_ _so kill it maybe?_ (I had to. the bit at 1:34 just reminded me of that song and I had to parody it lol)
The whole Forsworn faction boutta catch these hands
So, survival mode now means nobody else in Skyrim gets to survive? I like it!
Hilarious stuff as always!
Long ago, a child was born in the Sundered Hills. They named him Simon, which means 'Red Eagle' in the tongue of the Reach, for the screeching bird-call that greeted his birth, and the crimson blooms on the autumn hills.
Thus began his legend: Reach-child, born under auspicious skies, his very name the color of blood. Ten kings ruled the Reach in those days, and though men were free, the people were scattered and warred amongst themselves. The augurs foresaw the boy's destiny: a warrior without peer, first and foremost Lord of the Reach, chosen to unite all under his name. Simon grew in years and strength, and it seemed the prophecy would be fulfilled...
Tremendous comment.
XD he rewrote the book that you get to start the quest
1:56 Giant's spoon for mammoth ice cream.
The new Skyrim content is better than ever.
"now the lord of the tundra claims his thrown, this place is a shit hole!"
i laughed so hard my face hurt
This gives me drunk Scotsman vibes and I love it
Poor Mount Simon, Lordless forever due to lack of bed.
In the end nobody got to Mount Simon :(
Only drink from flowing water Simon, drinking from still water will give you cholera. Or legionnaires disease, I presume there's a joke in there somewhere with the imperial legion in skyrim but I'll leave the funny to you.
The bacteria in mammoth urine counteracts legionnaires disease and cholera everyone knows this.
@@TheLaughingSimon only during mating season Simon. And it’s not the urine, but the other stuff…
@@ComicalNinja Urine Plus
An overly friendly guy with a Scottish accent, casually waving a knife in people's faces. This reminds me of a pub I went to in Leith about 10 years ago.
Man, that Tree Sap is some crazy shit.
Mate I just discovered your channel and I just wish I could have done so sooner. Truly excellent stuff, instant sub. Cheers!
Dude this is the funniest shit I've seen in ages why aren't you getting more views
i just found you in my recommended, and i gotta say. this is hilarious. you are an hilarious person. it's like watching a game of skyrim played by sheogorath himself. bravo
I LOVE YOUR ACCENT! It's so NATURAL and suitable for the game) You sound like a real Scandinavian trying to speak English.
😂
I may have to take a week off to renovate the ol' studio, but I'll still be fannying about on the discord discord.gg/a7kFqHUJGG
I'm actually sad I've only found out about you now, bro you are hilarious! Please keep up the great content!!
Me: Mining my own business, taking a hike at night.
15 Vampires attack. Using health drain magic on me all at once.
Me: Oh no! What am I to do?
I'm chugging down all my food drinks potions and ingredients to keep my health up, I resulted to shield for bashing and slowing them down in 1 hand and fast healing spell in the other. Health still draining. I am at my wits end!
Mammoth: "Worry not, I have come to rescue you!"
The mammoth then slaughtered all the vampires saving my life!
Mount Simon wasn't an instruction or a description, it was an invitation.
This isn't the first time I've noticed NPCs becoming invisible in your Skyrim. Might be a mod conlict or somesuch.
It's almost definitely a mod conflict, but until I pin it down I'll choose to believe it is the shamanistic powers of the foresworn.
agree
Everything the light touches is your kingdom, Simon.
The complete 180 after conquering mount Simon got me dead lmao
Genuinely thought I was gonna see a channel with like 2M views, dang bro good luck going forward! Good content, subbed!
Just discovered you. HILARIOUS so far, best Skyrim VR videos I've seen! Keep it up!
Many times playing non-VR Skyrim I have thought, "why can't I just grab foes and knock them off if they are close enough to grab?" but abmittedly never thought about using a pot as a weapon... well done, Lord of the Tundra!
:00 What are you doing to Captain Fannybones?! Son, you've got some explaining to do.
I wish we could wield pots in Regular Skyrim lol.
I think I saw a mod similar with this xD
Oh sleeping tree sap is for people with insomnia. It slows you down greatly because you get all sleepy but it also increases your health. Chugging 17 should slow down the health drain magic from walking trees and vampires when you are in a pinch just enough to kill them.
Such an underrated channel
when you're acting deranged you kind of sound like Crusty... but somehow even more murderous
is this VR Madness? That might be a new condition
Skyrim VR survival is now on my bucket list
This channel needs far more attention than it has. Great content!
By far the funniest content on UA-cam in at least 5 years, keep up the great videos lad, big ups from Perth oz 💪
First thing I see is a fistfight with a skeleton. good stuff lol subbed
Nothing more open air than a mammoth toilet
:(
I had never heard the word "Fiefdom" before watching this video. You learn something new every day, I suppose.
Don't ya hate it when you go to mount Simon and just keep getting interrupted by everyone... just no privacy anymore.
I wanna go to Mount Simon but he seems very busy lately
OMFG! This was GOLD! 🤣 Me:' Lord Sheogorath, I think you lost one of your own in Skyrim again!' Lord Sheo:' Oh, that lad! I poinked him from this land called:' UA-cam'! (shrugs) 'Oh! We should invite him for tea and a strawberry torte!'
I wonder if you can drag a rabbit to your home OR drag animals together and create a farm 😂
I think you missed it pal but, mount Simon could be humourously misconstrued. You see, "mount" could either be a noun used in conjunction with a proper noun to be the name of a specific hill. Or, and I think you'll like this, mount can be verb meaning to climb up or straddle! The kicker here is that this iteration of the word mount is often used to describe various different styles of sexual conduct. Pretty funny then I think you'll agree, that the hillock you dubbed "mount Simon" could reasonably be read as an instruction! Instead of a name! Hahahah anyway just thought I'd let you know xxx
I am a pillock for how I named my hillock.
God no matter how many times I watch this its still funny to me XD
Planck, Higgs and vrik are just beautiful. You can beat wolves with a pan
I love the music you picked!
Me n the boys on our way to Mount Simon
lol you have the same accent as the reachman in Elder scrolls online so you would make a good reachman
2:32 I did that too! I killed a vampire with a shovel)) Simon, I like your videos
FOR MOUNTING SIMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How the hell does this only got just under 500 views?
Hahahaha, 9 seconds in the video, and im already laughing x'D VR like this is literally cheating, just hold them and slap them to Death :D
This is quality content
It's descriptive not instructions, i laughed my ass off
I’d mount Simon
Pot kills...
11:33 - 11:40 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey what mods are you using? Especially for one handed animations (pot fightning drinking water etc)
This is a good meme
So much final fantasy ....never appreciated the use of other games ost that much as in this video
Best one you've made yet, any chance I can know what's the title of the song being played at 2:03 sleeping tree sap section?
Jesters of the Moon - Final Fantasy IX ;)
@@TheLaughingSimon ahh thank you!
This is a beauty. What mods do you use?
I've binged so far back hes not captain funny bones yet
Hey i was just wondering what mods you use, im trying to make mine better
PLANKS and VRIK are a must for this kind of stuff. gives a physical body and the ability to grab things and use them as a weapon. Hopefully with enough strength you can beat a MF with another MF.
Use the Fus-Ro-Dah mod pack as a starter list. It’s on wabbajack and has all the basics.
For the sake of brevity this is what I did. FUS has all the basics (and then some) and the rest is just personal preference.
_hey I just met you_
_and this is crazy_
_there's a skeleton chasing me_
_pls kill him maybe?_
_and I know its kinda sad_
_that I had to flee-ee_
_but its really crazy_
_so kill it maybe?_
(I had to. the bit at 1:34 just reminded me of that song and I had to parody it lol)
nice channel nice vids i would sub if you didn't swear cuz im jot allowed to listen to swears but good vid