Who Roasts & Insults Kano the Best - MKX or MK11? (Relationship Banter Intro Dialogues)
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
- [ Note : Did anyone else think that Noob Saibot said “your soul is black as b*tch” at 1:13? I’m not crazy am I? Also can someone tell me if being a Cassandra is a bad thing? I apologize for the sporadic uploading schedule, I am in the midst of grinding to unlock more interesting outfits and intro stances. ]
We continue the series of “Which is the best roaster - MKX or MK11” with a little bit of a change - In this episode we collect the best roasts of Kano by all the fighters from MK X & MK 11. Who has the most savage roast of Kano? But to make things “fair & balanced” we’ll also give the roastee the chance to get back at those who roasted him. Enjoy. :)
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[ Mortal Kombat 11 is the latest installment in the critically acclaimed franchise, providing a deeper and more personalised experience than ever before with an all new Custom Character Variation System that gives players the creative control to customise versions of the entire character roster. Developed by award-winning NetherRealm Studios, Mortal Kombat 11 will introduce a new cinematic story continuing the epic saga that is more than 25 years in the making. ]
[ Featuring characters such as Shao Kahn, Scorpion, Raiden, Sub-Zero, Sonya Blade, Kotal Kahn, Skarlet, Baraka, Geras, Kano, D'Vorah, Kabal, Jade, Johnny Cage, Cassie Cage, Erron Black, Jacqui Briggs, Noob Saibot, Liu Kang, Kung Lao, Jax Briggs, Cetrion, The Kollector, Kitana and Frost. ]
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[ Who Roasted Kano the Best - MKX or MK11? (Relationship Banter Intro Dialogues) ]
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Outro Music “Honor For All” by John Licht & Daniel Licht
#MK11 #MortalKombat11 #BestRoasts
Kitana: "You soil every room you enter"
Kano: "Bloke's gotta mark his territory"
Kitana:"Even Baraka is more civilized"
Kitana wins flawless victory verbality!!!
Kano really needs to go to the doctor cause man he has bladder issues lol
lol, I'd say so if he needs to constantly relieve himself before every fight. XD
Jarate!
All that drinking. Lol
It’s the beer, you need to drink a lot to get drunk from beer.
Not to mention his urine is a very unhealthy color😂
Kitana: "You soil every room." Yeah, accurate given he's pissing everywhere
Lol, my favorite intro of all time.
Gotta mark his territory, right? Haha
@@ksad96 Even Baraka is more civilized. XD
D’Vorah: You are a wanted man, Kano.
Kano: Tell me something I don’t know.
D’Vorah: No one wants you alive.
Me: You two are made for each other.
"Well we aren't here to @#$% spiders."
It's hard to tell if she's more hated than Bo-Rai-Cho
I'm pretty sure after 11, yes she is.
@@nugget3327 Is it just because she kills Millena and Hanzo?
@@IkeFanBoy64 Yes
Some say he still pissing till this day
Mr. Blue Is Too Smooth TILL THIS DAY
And also spitting
Don’t forget drinking
He must have drink a LOT of water to pee in every room he goes in.
But all we know is that he is not the Stig. But the Stig’s best friend Kano
Kano: *EXIST*
Everyone in mk11: *hating intensifies*
The man's a toptier shitposter I tell you that. 😂
Dead dead dead dead dead dead meme dead meme dead meme
A DECENT NAME I main Kano he’s a funny character and that why I main him
@@rhondahixson4047 ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST.
Raiden: "I must consult with the Elder Gods."
Quan Chi: Why have we never done business?
Kano: Didn't want to wind up a zombie.
Quan Chi: It might increase your intelligence.
To end up*
FATALITY
as a revenant Kano
I have to give the award of best roast to quan chi so far because of kano being made a zombie would actually increase his iq! Lol
To be fair Kano is a technological genius
16:29 Kano: “Why aren’t you a revenant?”
KL: “Do I look dead to you?”
Me: Yes
Kinda sucks that the revenants dont have separate dialogue. Probably a lot of work though
Carlos Polk
Quekpool yeah I wish they put different lines with different outfits
@@plokoon4321 It's ridiculous that the dialogue is obviously matched to the Klassic/past characters most of the time but the Modern/Revenant versions are the default skins. Like they should have at least made the matching skins the default.
my thoughts exactly
Damn I can’t lie he flamed Kenshi
“You’re a scoundrel Kano”
“Better than a deadbeat Dad”
Verbality Kano Wins Flawless Victory
The odd bit is that Kenshi was absent because he was hunting the Red Dragon clan, Kano's biggest rivals. You'd think he'd back Kenshi's hunt.
@Not a Spongytard That or that being a Black Dragon is bad enough like a Red Dragon. Probably best to stay out of both the Red Dragon and Special Forces' battles. Just look what happened to Jarek in MK4.
"Even Baraka's more civilized"
Kitana said it. Also that man has a bladder issue
Caused by lots of beer
Baraka is the more likeable of the two. One is a criminal who will backstab and betray without a thought, the other is the bloodthirsty but honorable warrior leader of a brutal race
@@the_infinexos q
Kano-Wanna taste Australia’s best blood sausage
Skarlet-I’d rather taste your blood
Kano-Would you settle for me sausage
🤣🤣
That was the best way to tell someone to suck a dick....lol
9:34
9:41 His face tho
11:06
@@denverbajio9752 Yeah lmfao
No one:
Not a soul:
Kano: *Me SaUsAgE*
Isaiah Nickerson at least he asked
Isaiah Nickerson I've got guns what've you got?
Me SaUsAgE
Would you settle for me SOSIG?
Gotta respect the attempt
he tried
Id rather taste your blood kano
Skarlet.
😂
Kano: “C’mon, it was business. Not personal.”
Kotal:” Your business is cheating buyers?”
Yes. He’s a Kahn artist.
YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
@@Wapak95 don't do that
@@yeetthethots2634 _YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!_
jesus, I never realized how much the graphics improved before seeing this comparison
melchaios
And some people still have the nerve to say mkx looks better
@@alecfongy3175 It factually *doesn't.* 😅
SnowyWolborg
Exactly, They are retarded
Four year gap M8
MKX looks like a fucking nightmare.
D'Vorah: No one wants you alive.
Me: No one wants you alive as well, D'Vorah.
Agreed.
Dante Eliasson
Except Quan Chi, Shinnok and Kronika apparently.
@@shadowknight5073 Except Quan Chi, Shinnok and Kronika apparently.
@@jaycrew5108 Except Quan Chi, Shinnok and Kronika apparently.
Kano: "Wanna Taste Australia's Best Blood Sausage?"
Skarlet: "I'd rather taste your blood."
Kano: "Would you settle for me sausage?"
Kano has a crush on Skarlet confirmed.
ThatRandomUA-camr 914 Your forgetting Jade too!
Kano would shag any woman.
Sydney peakie point taken.
@@PeakiJr204 Does that include D'Vorah?
@@thatrandomyoutuber9145he would if he was drunk
9:35-9:43 He's begging to be bled out by Skarlet in the worst way. 😂😂😂
Would you settle for me sausage? XDXDXD
We know what kano meant there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
;))
Lmao😂🤣
Scarlett: oh I'm going to cut that off and then drain you like a kubrison
Mortal Kombat 11: the heartrending tale of an Australian seeking redemption for a lifetime of crime after realizing he has prostate cancer.
Sniper:Austrailian,throws his own piss
Kano:Austrailian,peeing all the time
The Snoipah takes pills to alter his kidney and bladder for his jarate. Kano carries an STD you only get from Tarkatans.
...implications unpleasant...
I like the comment but sniper isn't Australian he's new Zealand
@@dakotshigby9916
So is Kano. They both make the same lie because the acceptable nickname "Kiwi" doesn't exactly inspire fear.
@@The_Chef2511 Kangaroo does tho?
@@madlad7837
They prefer Drop Bear.
I love how everyone is flexing with their intros but kano just takes a piss
That's his flexing
He has probably pissed an entire Olympic pool by now
Mans like a water hose
By the lifespan of this game from mk 11 to its next mk title, Kano will have given enough of his own pee to rival the blood sea.
@@sakuraryuji01 'The Yellow Sea'
Pool full of spit and piss
He made the Dead Sea
Kano is the only villain I don't hate, I actually love how he looks in mk11
2:32 the guy in the back is really debating on finding a new job after that
He enjoyed it
Good eyes, that is hilarious!!!
And from that angle, he saw *everything*
Australia's best, gloriest sausage
If *D'vorah* says you repulse her, there is no hope for you.
Kano: "What'd Kronika make you out of?"
Geras: "Priceless elements from beyond the realms"
Kano: "Priceless eh?"
Kano: your mouth says Kano, your eyes says Kanyes (😂😂😂 ok) 6:15
puns are a crime against humanity
Your mouth says Kano, your eyes says *KaNyE*
Lol when I read this, he said this 🤣🤣😂😂
SquadSaneSlader
Halesi Schuster yeah???
Kano: You hear the tell the tale of the Dead Monk?
Kung Lao: No, but I’m sure you’ll tell me.
Kano: He was alive, until he crossed Kano.
😂
Kano: Poverty? Chastity? Who does that?
Liu Kang: The Sholin do, Kano.
Kano: What a bunch of dills.
Idk but its funny.
I like how characters making epic appearances and Kano just taking a piss. Perhaps that's why characters don't like him xD
He just does not give a fuck, does he?
Thats legit cringy.
Kano’s always been a disgusting sleezeball character but he’s one of the few who’s done right, and thats why we love him ,Kudos MK.
I prefer the way he's protrayed (and voiceD) in 11
Yes, he's daddy
in MKX he just sounded like a creep. Now he sounds like a total Daddy
Dude lowkey sounds like Blisk
He looks older in MKX
@@blacksuppository they have the same voice actor if im not mistaken
00:51 even barraka more civilized 😂😂
kitana destroyed him
8:53 this
Was the best way To Further Cement that Kano is Australian
Yep
he's always sounded British. Still does
He’s Australian even in the comics
We don’t actually say that. Its literally tourist bait.
@@Puddor oh word?
I didn't know
Kano: uuh don’t you just look peachy .
Jade: save your slobber ,dog.
Kano: I can eat a PEACH (🍑) for hours.
Me: damn that was smooth
Kano eats booty confirmed.😓
*INSERT LENNY**
"Would you settle for me sausage?" 😂
No
Giggity
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Kano: "Oh don't be such a Cassandra"
Wait didn't kollector say that Cassandra means dung heap in his language..?
Kimberneti Kiberneti bruh I didn’t put two and two together until now 😂😂
“Says the deadbeat dad”
Oof.
16:30
Kano: why aren't you a revenant?
Kung Pao: Do I look dead to you?
Kano: well, yes but actually no, but actually yes?
In reference to the Cassandra comment, Cassandra was a Greek character who could see into the future, but the worst outcomes.
"You brought a knife to a hat fight"
- Kung Lao
Nice one
"What happened to your eye"
"Special force bastards took it"
"I will take the other one"
Baraka got no chill
Dvorah: Kano
Kano: hello my lovely
Dvorah: you repulse us hideous one
Me :whatttttt
*WOULD YOU SETTLE FOR ME SAUSAGE?* 😏
I mean I would settle for his anytime but...👀
Hey, go and take care of ur son. Nigga
m E S o s I G
No one can really roast Kano in MK11 lmaoooo. He got roasted a bit in X tho
yeah but sub zero roast was just ded! 😂
mark james Kitana did - don’t know if you noticed.
Like a shrimp on a barbie
Everyone: **Doing great moves and poses to fight**
Kano: **peeing..**
That's his great move, great pose
Kitana: Do you soil where ever you go? Kano: got to mark my territory. Kitana: even baraka is more civilized. Savage!!
Your mouth says Kano
Your eyes say Kanyes 😂😂
Dude. Watching this, I keep thinking how MKX had great graphics and now I'm like, oh man, that's not that good (+)
It always looked awfull, a huge step back from mk9 except in the face department
Noob is the most savage of all. Felt bad for Shao Khan.
Noob: "Name one realm you control."
Shao KHAAAANNN: "SHARP TOUGNE FOR A DEAD MAN!"
"C'mon, it was business, not personal."
"Your business is cheating buyers?"
"Well, yeah."
Seriously, how the hell does _anybody_ still get surprised by Kano betraying them? :P
That's Kano's real power: he hoodwinks them again and again and again...
15:13 one drinks, the other pisses. now there's a cause-effect relationship you could trust.
Kenneth Manlegro yeah
MK 10: Spitting
MK 11: Pissing
@@AntzemEmnza LOL i'm crying
2:33 Guy in the back: I aint lookn!!!
I love how Kano's only reaction to Geras was that the parts he is made out of are priceless.
Like he's gonna sell his body parts on the Black Market or something. 😂
1:26 *ThaTs A FeATUre NoT A BuG*
Well hello there bethesda
IT JUST WORKS
Sweet little lies
What is that even about? Is that something Bethesda actually said or is it just a meme people made?
@@linkonar7823 Todd Howard said it once at e3
@@meshman2763 If he did then there's no way he meant it. That, while funny, would've been ridiculous. People will just take anything and meme it.
14:06 My boi kano could spit game 😂😂 I could eat a peach for hours
Girl: Hi-
Me: *Will you settle for me sausage?*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
damn boy😂👌
*#BegoneSimp*
8:53 had me in tears laughing.
Kano MKX was just ehhh boring and creepy. MK11 Kano looks drop dead gorgeous!!! Can't believe I'm crushing over a video game character lol but NRS have aced their faces big time.
Agreed
he kinda looks like tom hardy. although that's just my opinion. 😂❤️
By watching intros ?
16:30
Kano: Why aren’t you a revenant?
Kung Lao: Do I look dead to you?
Everyone watching the video: a lil bit
My fave was actually against Takeda
Takeda: I’m going to cut you with my knife
Kano:That’s not a knife
Takeda:Aaaaaa got ya to say it!!!
You brought a knife to a hat fight lol
Kollecter: my hands are sworn to Shao Kahn.
Kano: Wasting ya time with that sheep shagger.
Shao Kahn: I'm not from New Zealand Fool! 🤣
I definitely appreciate the various and different intro animations
Kano: Wanna taste Australia’s best blood sausage
Scarlet: I’d rather have your blood
Kano: would you settle for me sausage
I gotta say i like mk 11 kano voice actor and accent waaay more
I find MKX's voice charming lol MK 11's it's pretty cool too
Dave Torres agreed completely
The accent is more authentic in MK11, actually passes as aussie 90% of the time. VA could've drawn out the As in words like can't a bit more, but the delivery and some of the slang makes it awesome. Never thought i'd hear the word yobbo in a game.
Kano's worst enemy is his chronic bladder incontinence.
This made me like Kano even more.
“Would you settle for me sausage?” 😂😂
0:47 knew it kitana would say it
No one:
Kano: WANNA TASTE AUSTRALIA'S BEST BLOOD SAUSAGE?
Not a single soul:
Kano: would ye settle for me sausage?
The funniest one is kitanas dialogue with him and she ain't joking. Dude pisses everywhere
"You're a wanted man Kano."
Kano: "Tell me something I don't kn-"
*"Noone wants you alive."*
13:55
"Lie, cheat, steal, kill, win."
Thug Life
girlfriend: subzero i'm pregan-
sub zero: YOU ARE NOT WORTHY
I have never seen this many times of urination in one clip.
Kano: Exists
MK11: *Everyone disliked that*
*Would you settle for me sausage?*
16:32
Kung lao: do i look dead to you?
Me: uhh.. ya think?
"You're a wanted man, Kano."
"No-one wants you alive."
😶 Roll "sick_burn.jpg"
0:40
Kano: *takes a piss before battle*
Kitana: even baraka is more civilized..
16:29 Kano my guy ya might wanna get ur eye checked
He needs healing..?
NO FUCK OFF IT'S MINE!!
Haha all that flashy gun slinging from Cass is at 2:28 and his back was turned the whole time. Wonderful.
Does mk11 Kano remind anyone else of Saxton hale from tf2
Same voice actor.
2:39 Now that's no way to greet uncle kano
Uncle Kano is that relative no one _ever_ talks about
I love how you can make Noob look like Sauron
Kano: "why aren't you a Revenant?" Revenant Kung Loa: "Do I look dead to you?" Mortal Kombat logic 👍
"This is the last time Kano"
"I can piss all day"
@5:39 Erron's outfit looks so sick!
Kano is MK's most wanted. He also has some of the best dialogue known to man!
When D'Vorah's appalled by you- you must be the worst!
D vorah in mkx was straight to the point
Other kombatants: Intense and intimidating intro
Kano: "Just gonna have a quick slash"
Kano: Pissing around the world
Main reason why Robocop is looking for him
9:41
Good grief, Kano LOL!
That one was so harsh, I busted out laughing😂... And then I felt like an A hole because he actually hurt Kenshi's feelings 😢
"Where did you get that scar?"
"Where did you get that eye?"
"Well we ain't here to fuck spiders"
Wot. ESPECIALLY since you put them in the hive stage
Kano literally taking the piss out of everyone.
Saibot said to Kano, "Your soul is black as 'pitch'."