Kitana: "You soil every room you enter" Kano: "Bloke's gotta mark his territory" Kitana:"Even Baraka is more civilized" Kitana wins flawless victory verbality!!!
@@plokoon4321 It's ridiculous that the dialogue is obviously matched to the Klassic/past characters most of the time but the Modern/Revenant versions are the default skins. Like they should have at least made the matching skins the default.
Baraka is the more likeable of the two. One is a criminal who will backstab and betray without a thought, the other is the bloodthirsty but honorable warrior leader of a brutal race
@Not a Spongytard That or that being a Black Dragon is bad enough like a Red Dragon. Probably best to stay out of both the Red Dragon and Special Forces' battles. Just look what happened to Jarek in MK4.
Kano: "Wanna Taste Australia's Best Blood Sausage?" Skarlet: "I'd rather taste your blood." Kano: "Would you settle for me sausage?" Kano has a crush on Skarlet confirmed.
"C'mon, it was business, not personal." "Your business is cheating buyers?" "Well, yeah." Seriously, how the hell does _anybody_ still get surprised by Kano betraying them? :P
Kano MKX was just ehhh boring and creepy. MK11 Kano looks drop dead gorgeous!!! Can't believe I'm crushing over a video game character lol but NRS have aced their faces big time.
The accent is more authentic in MK11, actually passes as aussie 90% of the time. VA could've drawn out the As in words like can't a bit more, but the delivery and some of the slang makes it awesome. Never thought i'd hear the word yobbo in a game.
9:41 Good grief, Kano LOL! That one was so harsh, I busted out laughing😂... And then I felt like an A hole because he actually hurt Kenshi's feelings 😢
Kano really needs to go to the doctor cause man he has bladder issues lol
lol, I'd say so if he needs to constantly relieve himself before every fight. XD
Jarate!
All that drinking. Lol
It’s the beer, you need to drink a lot to get drunk from beer.
Not to mention his urine is a very unhealthy color😂
Some say he still pissing till this day
Mr. Blue Is Too Smooth TILL THIS DAY
And also spitting
Don’t forget drinking
He must have drink a LOT of water to pee in every room he goes in.
But all we know is that he is not the Stig. But the Stig’s best friend Kano
Kitana: "You soil every room you enter"
Kano: "Bloke's gotta mark his territory"
Kitana:"Even Baraka is more civilized"
Kitana wins flawless victory verbality!!!
D’Vorah: You are a wanted man, Kano.
Kano: Tell me something I don’t know.
D’Vorah: No one wants you alive.
Me: You two are made for each other.
"Well we aren't here to @#$% spiders."
It's hard to tell if she's more hated than Bo-Rai-Cho
I'm pretty sure after 11, yes she is.
@@nugget3327 Is it just because she kills Millena and Hanzo?
@@IkeFanBoy64 Yes
Kano: *EXIST*
Everyone in mk11: *hating intensifies*
The man's a toptier shitposter I tell you that. 😂
Dead dead dead dead dead dead meme dead meme dead meme
A DECENT NAME I main Kano he’s a funny character and that why I main him
@@rhondahixson4047 ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST.
Raiden: "I must consult with the Elder Gods."
Kitana: "You soil every room." Yeah, accurate given he's pissing everywhere
Lol, my favorite intro of all time.
Gotta mark his territory, right? Haha
@@Gender_Ascender Even Baraka is more civilized. XD
Quan Chi: Why have we never done business?
Kano: Didn't want to wind up a zombie.
Quan Chi: It might increase your intelligence.
To end up*
FATALITY
as a revenant Kano
I have to give the award of best roast to quan chi so far because of kano being made a zombie would actually increase his iq! Lol
To be fair Kano is a technological genius
16:29 Kano: “Why aren’t you a revenant?”
KL: “Do I look dead to you?”
Me: Yes
Kinda sucks that the revenants dont have separate dialogue. Probably a lot of work though
Carlos Polk
Quekpool yeah I wish they put different lines with different outfits
@@plokoon4321 It's ridiculous that the dialogue is obviously matched to the Klassic/past characters most of the time but the Modern/Revenant versions are the default skins. Like they should have at least made the matching skins the default.
my thoughts exactly
"Even Baraka's more civilized"
Kitana said it. Also that man has a bladder issue
Caused by lots of beer
Baraka is the more likeable of the two. One is a criminal who will backstab and betray without a thought, the other is the bloodthirsty but honorable warrior leader of a brutal race
@@the_infinexos q
Damn I can’t lie he flamed Kenshi
“You’re a scoundrel Kano”
“Better than a deadbeat Dad”
Verbality Kano Wins Flawless Victory
The odd bit is that Kenshi was absent because he was hunting the Red Dragon clan, Kano's biggest rivals. You'd think he'd back Kenshi's hunt.
@Not a Spongytard That or that being a Black Dragon is bad enough like a Red Dragon. Probably best to stay out of both the Red Dragon and Special Forces' battles. Just look what happened to Jarek in MK4.
Kano-Wanna taste Australia’s best blood sausage
Skarlet-I’d rather taste your blood
Kano-Would you settle for me sausage
🤣🤣
That was the best way to tell someone to suck a dick....lol
9:34
9:41 His face tho
11:06
@@denverbajio9752 Yeah lmfao
No one:
Not a soul:
Kano: *Me SaUsAgE*
Isaiah Nickerson at least he asked
Isaiah Nickerson I've got guns what've you got?
Me SaUsAgE
Would you settle for me SOSIG?
Gotta respect the attempt
he tried
Id rather taste your blood kano
Skarlet.
😂
jesus, I never realized how much the graphics improved before seeing this comparison
melchaios
And some people still have the nerve to say mkx looks better
@@alecfongy3175 It factually *doesn't.* 😅
SnowyWolborg
Exactly, They are retarded
Four year gap M8
MKX looks like a fucking nightmare.
9:35-9:43 He's begging to be bled out by Skarlet in the worst way. 😂😂😂
Would you settle for me sausage? XDXDXD
We know what kano meant there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
;))
Lmao😂🤣
Scarlett: oh I'm going to cut that off and then drain you like a kubrison
D'Vorah: No one wants you alive.
Me: No one wants you alive as well, D'Vorah.
Agreed.
Dante Eliasson
Except Quan Chi, Shinnok and Kronika apparently.
@@shadowknight5073 Except Quan Chi, Shinnok and Kronika apparently.
@@jaycrew5108 Except Quan Chi, Shinnok and Kronika apparently.
Kano: “C’mon, it was business. Not personal.”
Kotal:” Your business is cheating buyers?”
Yes. He’s a Kahn artist.
YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
@@Wapak95 don't do that
@@yeetthethots2634 _YYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!_
Kano: "Wanna Taste Australia's Best Blood Sausage?"
Skarlet: "I'd rather taste your blood."
Kano: "Would you settle for me sausage?"
Kano has a crush on Skarlet confirmed.
ThatRandomUA-camr 914 Your forgetting Jade too!
Kano would shag any woman.
Sydney peakie point taken.
@@PeakiJr204 Does that include D'Vorah?
@@thatrandomyoutuber9145he would if he was drunk
Sniper:Austrailian,throws his own piss
Kano:Austrailian,peeing all the time
The Snoipah takes pills to alter his kidney and bladder for his jarate. Kano carries an STD you only get from Tarkatans.
...implications unpleasant...
I like the comment but sniper isn't Australian he's new Zealand
@@dakotshigby9916
So is Kano. They both make the same lie because the acceptable nickname "Kiwi" doesn't exactly inspire fear.
@@The_Chef2511 Kangaroo does tho?
@@madlad7837
They prefer Drop Bear.
Mortal Kombat 11: the heartrending tale of an Australian seeking redemption for a lifetime of crime after realizing he has prostate cancer.
2:32 the guy in the back is really debating on finding a new job after that
He enjoyed it
Good eyes, that is hilarious!!!
And from that angle, he saw *everything*
Australia's best, gloriest sausage
Kano is the only villain I don't hate, I actually love how he looks in mk11
I love how everyone is flexing with their intros but kano just takes a piss
That's his flexing
Kano: Poverty? Chastity? Who does that?
Liu Kang: The Sholin do, Kano.
Kano: What a bunch of dills.
Idk but its funny.
He has probably pissed an entire Olympic pool by now
Mans like a water hose
By the lifespan of this game from mk 11 to its next mk title, Kano will have given enough of his own pee to rival the blood sea.
@@sakuraryuji01 'The Yellow Sea'
Pool full of spit and piss
He made the Dead Sea
Kano: your mouth says Kano, your eyes says Kanyes (😂😂😂 ok) 6:15
puns are a crime against humanity
Your mouth says Kano, your eyes says *KaNyE*
Lol when I read this, he said this 🤣🤣😂😂
SquadSaneSlader
Halesi Schuster yeah???
If *D'vorah* says you repulse her, there is no hope for you.
00:51 even barraka more civilized 😂😂
kitana destroyed him
Kano: You hear the tell the tale of the Dead Monk?
Kung Lao: No, but I’m sure you’ll tell me.
Kano: He was alive, until he crossed Kano.
😂
Kano: "What'd Kronika make you out of?"
Geras: "Priceless elements from beyond the realms"
Kano: "Priceless eh?"
I prefer the way he's protrayed (and voiceD) in 11
Yes, he's daddy
in MKX he just sounded like a creep. Now he sounds like a total Daddy
Dude lowkey sounds like Blisk
He looks older in MKX
@@blacksuppository they have the same voice actor if im not mistaken
I like how characters making epic appearances and Kano just taking a piss. Perhaps that's why characters don't like him xD
He just does not give a fuck, does he?
Thats legit cringy.
Kano’s always been a disgusting sleezeball character but he’s one of the few who’s done right, and thats why we love him ,Kudos MK.
8:53 this
Was the best way To Further Cement that Kano is Australian
Yep
he's always sounded British. Still does
He’s Australian even in the comics
We don’t actually say that. Its literally tourist bait.
@@Puddor oh word?
I didn't know
16:30
Kano: why aren't you a revenant?
Kung Pao: Do I look dead to you?
Kano: well, yes but actually no, but actually yes?
Dvorah: Kano
Kano: hello my lovely
Dvorah: you repulse us hideous one
Me :whatttttt
“Says the deadbeat dad”
Oof.
Kano: uuh don’t you just look peachy .
Jade: save your slobber ,dog.
Kano: I can eat a PEACH (🍑) for hours.
Me: damn that was smooth
Kano eats booty confirmed.😓
*INSERT LENNY**
"Would you settle for me sausage?" 😂
No
Giggity
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dude. Watching this, I keep thinking how MKX had great graphics and now I'm like, oh man, that's not that good (+)
It always looked awfull, a huge step back from mk9 except in the face department
Noob is the most savage of all. Felt bad for Shao Khan.
Noob: "Name one realm you control."
Shao KHAAAANNN: "SHARP TOUGNE FOR A DEAD MAN!"
*WOULD YOU SETTLE FOR ME SAUSAGE?* 😏
I mean I would settle for his anytime but...👀
Hey, go and take care of ur son. Nigga
m E S o s I G
"What happened to your eye"
"Special force bastards took it"
"I will take the other one"
Baraka got no chill
In reference to the Cassandra comment, Cassandra was a Greek character who could see into the future, but the worst outcomes.
Kano: "Oh don't be such a Cassandra"
Wait didn't kollector say that Cassandra means dung heap in his language..?
Kimberneti Kiberneti bruh I didn’t put two and two together until now 😂😂
No one can really roast Kano in MK11 lmaoooo. He got roasted a bit in X tho
yeah but sub zero roast was just ded! 😂
mark james Kitana did - don’t know if you noticed.
Like a shrimp on a barbie
Your mouth says Kano
Your eyes say Kanyes 😂😂
2:33 Guy in the back: I aint lookn!!!
15:13 one drinks, the other pisses. now there's a cause-effect relationship you could trust.
Kenneth Manlegro yeah
Kitana: Do you soil where ever you go? Kano: got to mark my territory. Kitana: even baraka is more civilized. Savage!!
14:06 My boi kano could spit game 😂😂 I could eat a peach for hours
"C'mon, it was business, not personal."
"Your business is cheating buyers?"
"Well, yeah."
Seriously, how the hell does _anybody_ still get surprised by Kano betraying them? :P
That's Kano's real power: he hoodwinks them again and again and again...
1:26 *ThaTs A FeATUre NoT A BuG*
Well hello there bethesda
IT JUST WORKS
Sweet little lies
What is that even about? Is that something Bethesda actually said or is it just a meme people made?
@@linkonar7823 Todd Howard said it once at e3
@@meshman2763 If he did then there's no way he meant it. That, while funny, would've been ridiculous. People will just take anything and meme it.
I definitely appreciate the various and different intro animations
Everyone: **Doing great moves and poses to fight**
Kano: **peeing..**
That's his great move, great pose
"You brought a knife to a hat fight"
- Kung Lao
Nice one
My fave was actually against Takeda
Takeda: I’m going to cut you with my knife
Kano:That’s not a knife
Takeda:Aaaaaa got ya to say it!!!
Kollecter: my hands are sworn to Shao Kahn.
Kano: Wasting ya time with that sheep shagger.
Shao Kahn: I'm not from New Zealand Fool! 🤣
Kano MKX was just ehhh boring and creepy. MK11 Kano looks drop dead gorgeous!!! Can't believe I'm crushing over a video game character lol but NRS have aced their faces big time.
Agreed
he kinda looks like tom hardy. although that's just my opinion. 😂❤️
By watching intros ?
16:30
Kano: Why aren’t you a revenant?
Kung Lao: Do I look dead to you?
Everyone watching the video: a lil bit
I love how Kano's only reaction to Geras was that the parts he is made out of are priceless.
Like he's gonna sell his body parts on the Black Market or something. 😂
You brought a knife to a hat fight lol
16:29 Kano my guy ya might wanna get ur eye checked
He needs healing..?
NO FUCK OFF IT'S MINE!!
This made me like Kano even more.
I gotta say i like mk 11 kano voice actor and accent waaay more
8:53 had me in tears laughing.
I find MKX's voice charming lol MK 11's it's pretty cool too
Dave Torres agreed completely
The accent is more authentic in MK11, actually passes as aussie 90% of the time. VA could've drawn out the As in words like can't a bit more, but the delivery and some of the slang makes it awesome. Never thought i'd hear the word yobbo in a game.
Kano: Wanna taste Australia’s best blood sausage
Scarlet: I’d rather have your blood
Kano: would you settle for me sausage
Haha all that flashy gun slinging from Cass is at 2:28 and his back was turned the whole time. Wonderful.
Girl: Hi-
Me: *Will you settle for me sausage?*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
damn boy😂👌
*#BegoneSimp*
“Would you settle for me sausage?” 😂😂
Does mk11 Kano remind anyone else of Saxton hale from tf2
Same voice actor.
16:30
Kano:Why aren’t you a revenant?
Kung Lao: *literally has a revenant skin/variation on currently*
Me:I-
0:47 knew it kitana would say it
"You're a wanted man Kano."
Kano: "Tell me something I don't kn-"
*"Noone wants you alive."*
Kano's worst enemy is his chronic bladder incontinence.
D'Vorah has some nerve calling somebody hideous. 😂
Kano: Exists
MK11: *Everyone disliked that*
MK 10: Spitting
MK 11: Pissing
@@AntzemEmnza LOL i'm crying
*Would you settle for me sausage?*
Kano: Jackson Briggs...
Briggs: Ready to end this Kano?
Kano: well we ain’t here to fuck spiders.
8:54
"You're a wanted man, Kano."
"No-one wants you alive."
😶 Roll "sick_burn.jpg"
10:40 we got an easter egg at jade empire lol. Wonder how a death match between black whirlwind and goro would go lol
I love how you can make Noob look like Sauron
@5:39 Erron's outfit looks so sick!
The funniest one is kitanas dialogue with him and she ain't joking. Dude pisses everywhere
9:41
Good grief, Kano LOL!
That one was so harsh, I busted out laughing😂... And then I felt like an A hole because he actually hurt Kenshi's feelings 😢
Kano is MK's most wanted. He also has some of the best dialogue known to man!
girlfriend: subzero i'm pregan-
sub zero: YOU ARE NOT WORTHY
13:55
"Lie, cheat, steal, kill, win."
Thug Life
"We ain't here to fuck spiders" is my favorite because it's the most Australian thing hes ever said
"This is the last time Kano"
"I can piss all day"
That look of the satisfaction on his face after taking a leak always gets me.
I have never seen this many times of urination in one clip.
Kano: "why aren't you a Revenant?" Revenant Kung Loa: "Do I look dead to you?" Mortal Kombat logic 👍
"Where did you get that scar?"
"Where did you get that eye?"
0:40
Kano: *takes a piss before battle*
Kitana: even baraka is more civilized..
2:33...lol the guy in the backround must love the view
14:10 wow, never thought a game would use a FACE OFF reference. (*keeps watching*) oh look a reference to se7en too.
D vorah in mkx was straight to the point
Other kombatants: Intense and intimidating intro
Kano: "Just gonna have a quick slash"