XXx_Int3rnet-H1storian_xXX666 Porductions: Episode 1 Prologue
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- Опубліковано 4 лис 2017
- Hey guys, it's your boy XXx_Int3rnet-H1storian_xXX666 here coming at you with another high-quality video.
If you enjoyed this makeup tutorial then don't forget to like and subscribe, and leave a comment in the comment section below and I'll be sure to make more.
Credit: Hypercam 2
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*High Quality Shitpost Detected*
Internet Historian ok I subbed
Internet Historian ass
I want my 2 mins of life back
You realize the discord link has expired?
I think the lizard people finally got to him
I think he finally got to the lizard people.
that would explain alot
maybe it was the next installment of HWNDU that broke him.
I did no such thing
+Rickstery but I thought Leafy's channel was long dead.
Is this what happens when you have a few drinks? If so, keep on drinking bro lol
Donut, don't you come here and watch internet historian. You go back to you violent cop buddies and be racist together and stuff
big fan ,legitimately. Big fan of the both of ya...just don't get your peanut butter in my internet historian jelly
Amen brother
Sooo drunk not dank 😂
sexy surprise from a bot init
This video was posted about eighteen months ago and IH hasn't loved a comment for at least a year. This is proof that he is weak.
Ahahaha no fucking way. The boy's got game.
Haha
@@Tothewindowtothewalls
You wet your what????
He..... is always watching...
This is the last comment IH liked under this video
Would only be more perfect if it had 8 minutes of black screen to reach the 10 minute monetization increase.
Lul your comment is not even loved you stupid bitch
NetSraC1306 so 140 likes isnt a loved comment? Ok then, all I have to say in my comment with less than 140 likes is
You
@@NetSraC1306 kek
You know. Sometimes I really wonder why people are the way they are in UA-cam comments. Then I wake up and I remember that I'm just finch and it's time for me to go forage for insects and this whole fever dream of social media and shitposting is eclipsed by the fact that I'm a bird and I don't possess the mental capacity for such complex thoughts.
@@NetSraC1306 either is yours Mr redditer.
*Unregistered HyperCam 2*
Wooowww!!! heeed idnt lovve this coment!//1! Ohno!
U muissed have upssetti thed him!!1111!!!!
Yeah he’s gonna make some sick Runescape videos after this.
Knights of the Nine I used to use that shit to make all KINDS of runescape and Mortal Kombat ROM Vidz haha fuckin.. Fuckin.. 2007.
god own's recording program
The most based Hypercam to ever be unregistered. TWICE!
"donate to cancer"
*shows patreon of behind the meme*
My man didn't deserve that :(
0:38 this was in 2017... internet historian literally predicted a meme
Or, Elon Musk watches Internet Historian.
Wait, hold on a minute. On this video he predicted the dead deer meme (that one elon laughed at pewds channel), and on a later video about fallout 76 he made the toilet paper joke and now we have covid-19 and actually running out of toilet papers, did he actually predict the future?? LOL
@@bukanmatin5973 Historian, But wrong timeline
Predicted, or *CREATED*? [mindblown.mp4]
You know that meme is old af?
I saw Internet Historian at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
ArchHippy funny way of spelling mc ride
Banana Mustard
You are not allowed on the internet if you haven't already been on it for at least 10 years.
What the fuck?
Devin McLeod Copypasta
Copypasta
I'm surprised satiring self-promotion in general hasn't become the norm sooner, but I'm glad I found this beacon of hope for the future.
A few big youtube names satirized it, but it surprisingly never took off.
h3h3 was one of the first and people have slowly been catching on.
As if this "ironic" self promoting isn't just actual self promoting. Don't get fooled this easily come the fuck on. If you pretend to do it, you still do it.
Raxxo get back to work on them sfmssssz a gmod shitz so i can die laughing
Uhm !!! Still funny as hell though. Even if he actually was shamelessly self promoting himself, his content is god tier
"Look, it's a playlist of videos you've already seen." Right there, Officer. That's where he murdered them.
*B E L O W*
Above
Bold
So weird, i keep seeing you in places i least expect to.
Vagana
Vagina..
The meta-cancer has metastasized.
things will always get meta until they reach maximum shelf life, that is when a meme dies
however it should be noted most memes nowadays die prematurely due to use by large unfunny status quo entities
*This isn't your average day shitpost.*
*This is*
ａｄｖａｎｃｅｄ ｓｈｉｔｐｏｓｔｉｎｇ
kansai shitposting n-nani?!
W E A P O N I Z E D
A U T I S M
Was gonna comment that before I even saw yours
Do you hear that, Randy?
What was that about Inaudible? I couldn't quite hear it.
Possibly the greatest work on this platform yet. Beautiful *wipes tear
Were you drunk when doing this?
elephantrider78 Fair enough.
elephantrider78 after all, they are the best shit posters.
Can't be the one to break 666 likes.
Forgive me.
911 lol
@@randomshyte9989 lol
I like how he's loving almost every single comment like thrash-tier channels would.
This isn't just a video, it's an experience that goes beyond that.
If I heart then unheart does it spam your notifications?
Yes. Stop.
DrathVader Good.
yes
How ironic that he is now sponsored by RAID: Pay to Win Legends
lol
11/10, brilliantly innovative masterpiece
"you can't just love all the comments"
Historian: Hold my beer.
That's... That's some serious breakage of the 5th wall or something. Is this video in 4-D...?
yes
Next video: The Failure of Internet Historian
Internet Historian that's virus city
All of your videos have such good rewatchability lol that’s not a word but whatever, I love this channel so much 😩🙏🏼
Easily one of the best portrayals of modern UA-cam video formats that Ive ever seen.
I can't believe that you, one of my favourite UA-cam channels would stoop so low. Unsubscribe.
pls resubscrib
Internet Historian you have lost all of my respect. So naturally I'll resubscribe if you subscribe to me.
LOL this nigga loving his own comment.
He will be back, they always come back.
Legend says he's still in this comment section, loving comments.
If only he was still here😢
This was certainly a video. A masterpiece? Possibly. On UA-cam, definitely.
I’m so glad I found this channel recently. I’ve been missing out for years.
I found this very information
i second that
Oh dang hes actually reading and liking the comments to keep going with the act
I'm scared
well, he's liking them anyway.
going to watch every video on this channel now, thanks for having a spectacular voice
My God, I love this man.
*_Goes Down in History_*
what a time to be alive.
interesting yes hmm
hmm yes interesting far out mate you’re here too. 17 screencaps of you lol
Tom Dunphy im tryna see those one day lmao
hmm yes interesting what ⠀ the ⠀ fuck
I NEED SOME BOOTY JUICE FROM BRUCE
You forgot to ask the audience to rate the video 5 stars
You also forgot to ask for people to make a video response
Nardstorm Do you want the reaponse girl's to return.
Hell yah. Bring it back to the good old days
This is the quality content I subscribed for.
This video is so fucking good man, watched it 20 times now and laugh each time. The comedy is so good and the depth of the video showing internet historians frustration with common content creator tactics ( #1 Shilling for Products for $$$ / #2 Channel Plugs) that are used due to audiences being attracted to the tactics is just brilliant.
Also, it sounds like Internet Historian is drunk for most of the video. Could be wrong but I feel like I hear that in the voice.
is this your last cry for help?
ok yes
waking up to an epic shitpost. guess i won't kill myself today after all!
NO! There's still time! Don't change your mind now!
same
then do you have a moment to talk about or savior nick cade who was wickered for out sins?
Do you want to make the news or not? DISCLAIMER: Don't make the news for suicide, kids. Make the news for baking a cake shaped like Taylor Swift or by discovering a courgette that looks like a WWII bomb.
Mr. Horseshoe we like our friends alive that way they can like/share/comment/subscribe down below
I enjoy knowing Internet Herstorian is there when he makes videos and randomly says things like Mack Weldon.
there's no way you're gonna heart this comment as well
Ohhh snap!
The video improves 420% if you watch it in 144p
Ethan Fawcett it's true I nutted in the first second with it in 144p
Ethan Fawcett Woe its like I was teleported back to 2006 UA-cam.
THIS IS RUNNING ON EMPTY MEME REVIEW
Internet Historian fuck off mate
holysmokes1047 wtf
lol, there was a spam bot.
Dammit Singed
@@sevorionn That's why I play him still ;3
This got to be my favourite channel so far.
Can't wait for episode 2, the hype is real
Don't forget to buy your Super Male Vitality.
Excuse me, but Super Female Vitality is available you sexist pig
Ding Dong Donkey Dong
INFOWARS DOT COM
Keirnoth Their sexualitet actually was heavily affected by manmade compounds.
thanks for rescuing me btw. how long were you even looking -- an hour? you knew where I was going.
Is this below?
depends on what your definition of "below" is
klnpd no this is down below. And I'm belower than u
Below me
Where is down?
*hey vsauce M I C H A E L H E R E*
Is this loss?
Wow what a great intro and sponsor, I'll definitely consider watching this channel!
Really good, scathing commentary on the state on UA-cam today. Good work. Keep it up. Proud of you.
You forgot to make the vid 10:01 minutes long for extra ad revenue :/
pls consider watching in 0.25x speed
Internet Historian video would still only be 8 minutes stock photo daddy
He's a historian not a mathematician.
The exact moment where 4chan and years of internet desensitization broke the Historian
OK, I have watched all of these videos now. Pretty entertaining.
This is literally the best video on the Internet so far...
This video cured my cancer.
Aeiou Gave me autism
Where do I leave a comment
this deserves a like
Really is a work of art, wow.
You forgot to demand that the audience click the little bell so that you don't lose the views
There is no bell icon here in 2011 youtube
Unregistered hypercam 2 fucking got me. It’s the little things that make you a meme god
I think Unregistered hypercam 7 is out now. We are in the future.
But are the memes ready :o
I love your work!
this video is the definition of art
Man i really lkove ur minecraftw cidoes they help me. Im 13 year old boy an very depressed because i get bully at school but ur vwidio make me smile everyday. Thanks for de amasing work for people who feel like me aswell
Like so he can see
I cri every tiem
owo XD
Fuck you for being accurate
Not me lmao
Me: "Who uploads videos at three in the morning?"
Internet Historian: "OH BOY, 3 AM!"
Countries have different time zones dude.
@@romansrule3 that’s a lie that the government made up so they would have more money
Oh no. They got him too.
THE MAINSTREAM UA-camR DISEASE
When your video gets demonitized
Basically a culmination of UA-cam from 2008-2017
Uh oh, no love
Love binging your videos at 2am
Your videos give me life
The amount of LOVE in this comment section is amazing
He's finally lost it
Daniel Cooper It's no surprise after what he's seen and researched.
This is the content I'm subscribed for, good times
Great video, can't wait to see more.
Did you hear about 4chan's "it's okay to be right" campaign~?
another true work of art by ours heros
The hypercam 2 logo is in the left corner not in the center 2/10
I never get tired of you
"hey look it's a play list of videos you have already seen" The smartest man on the internet.
Youre welcome for the help. if youre extra nice I might comment again to further increase your channel growth. Nice doing business with you kind sir.
I want you to love me the way my dad never could
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
JoeJoeTater no he means in a sincere and parental protection way. He definitely was plowed daily without any cuddling afterward
The lack of cuddling made existence hard
Just wonderful, sir. Wonderful.
Wow! This video is indescribable.
How do I tame a horse in minecraft?
use wheat gathered from your farm to get them to trust you, then use right-click to mount. BE CAREFUL. If you have not attached a saddle and you get off the horse it WILL flee.
Aeiou, he is a nice guy, or it is the highest level of sarcasm. You know, I can give you the answer but you are too dumb to figure it out anyway, no matter how much I spell it out for you, that level of sarcasm.
when the irony comes full circle
unregistered hypercam 2
A quick travel to 2008.
TIL Internet Historian scammers exist
That's a spam account, yet fits this video so well
0 0 7
S O U N D S C A P E
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
What a great guide! I think I'm ready for UA-cam now!!1
Your finest work
I T S OK TO BE WHITE!!!!!!!!
AYE FUNHAUS
AYE
Merlin Adam Siervo AYE
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Merlin Adam Siervo Hail Peak
get your mack weldons now
With you I found the best channel on youtube
This is low key my favorite IH video
i can smell the alcohol on your breath through my computer
Is it me, or is you liking every comment part of the shitposting?
This is a nice tutorial, thanks!
that intro brings back a lot of mementoes
You’re just gonna love every single comment.
Aren’t you.
Fake.People that are sponsored doesn't use _hypercam 2_
what about the people sponsored by hypercam 2? or their direct competitor, hypercam 3?
Internet Historian Hypercam 420
OOOOOH, I'm telling. He didn't talk about his Hypercam 2 sponsorship! Plus he's using the free trial version!
Excellent commentary on the state of you tube one of your finest masterpieces sir.
dude your channel is the best shit i have watched in a long time lol love it
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Internet Historian. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical memes most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Behind The Meme’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Miguel de Cervantes literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Internet Historian truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Behind The Meme's existential catchphrase “I saw Internet Historian at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Adams's British epic The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Internet Historian’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have an Internet Historian tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
bootortle that was really deep I
Let me guess, 0 ladies have seen your tattoo?
chuckle chuckle this is a copy pasta, within a copy pasta. Come on now.
Fucking fantastic
So fucking funny but I've seen this copy pasta before; sort of ruins the illusion.
Great stuff! This definitely caters to my pop culture middle schooler youtube interests! Subscribed! Also when's your diss track coming out?? If you ever need anything, just know you got a mom's credit card with your name on it ;) !
Wait... Internet Historian is a mom?? 🤯
It took me quite some time to brain this.
Incredible
A work of modern art
INTERNET HERSTORIAN LIVES