Zombie Woman on Flakka Arrested ft. DavidSoComedy

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  • @jasminegutierrez5844
    @jasminegutierrez5844 7 років тому +326

    Oh Joe approved the articles? Is that why he always says, “oh I saw that.” I thought he was just hella informed

  • @jin5821
    @jin5821 7 років тому +235

    Geo: bathsalts?
    David: no
    Joe: is it salt..baths?
    OMG

  • @aldana9460
    @aldana9460 7 років тому +254

    The way joe reacted when jeo told him he’s a waking miracle 🌝
    Ccuuuutee😫😫

    • @x3Stoopid
      @x3Stoopid 7 років тому +14

      Aldana Al-saad Lol! 😂😂 Joe's the cutest & most savage!

    • @MindlessArianne
      @MindlessArianne 7 років тому

      Btw it’s geo

    • @aldana9460
      @aldana9460 7 років тому

      i know its autocorrect

    • @Ashineesa
      @Ashineesa 4 роки тому +3

      Aldana why don't you fix it

  • @patsalalor8092
    @patsalalor8092 7 років тому +97

    Joes reaction to geo saying he’s a miracle 🤣😍😍😍

  • @darienford860
    @darienford860 7 років тому +348

    The things that are always in Joe's hand

  • @kellysurf96
    @kellysurf96 7 років тому +102

    Joe really had a wild life.

  • @hafh6357
    @hafh6357 7 років тому +55

    “I’m afraid of fucking scary shit.” LMAO
    I too am scared of scary shit.

  • @st.3venart
    @st.3venart 7 років тому +164

    you know what else makes you act like the effect of that drug?
    broken heart
    but you'll only act like that when you're alone

    • @teenieweenie2440
      @teenieweenie2440 7 років тому +2

      stefanus neka bad day?

    • @heavenlyturner737
      @heavenlyturner737 6 років тому +6

      stefanus neka who hurt you damn

    • @officer.stealcomments8983
      @officer.stealcomments8983 6 років тому

      Jesús wtf dude I was so happy today yeah 8 moths ago but still 🤦🏼‍♀️ wtf Ricard sorry just had to vine

  • @marktasico
    @marktasico 7 років тому +200

    I like Joe, he knows what up. He just probably smokes good kush all the time.

    • @gorillagetsbigger
      @gorillagetsbigger 7 років тому +3

      none of them smoke weed or do drugs anymore :p

    • @danieltran3346
      @danieltran3346 7 років тому +8

      joe does i think he always mentions it lol (just weed i think not that crazy shit)

    • @yeethereptileman
      @yeethereptileman 6 років тому +3

      He said he only smokes like once every 3 months

    • @Utnapiishtim
      @Utnapiishtim 5 років тому +1

      @@danieltran3346 he has smoked crack too

    • @ericcartman9041
      @ericcartman9041 4 роки тому +1

      Loser

  • @jaytinajero888
    @jaytinajero888 7 років тому +196

    does the drug make me say *C A R L*

    • @legoatjames2277
      @legoatjames2277 7 років тому

      Eren Yeager KKK

    • @veronicaschwarz22
      @veronicaschwarz22 7 років тому +14

      Eren Yeager *CORAL

    • @ezcanor8262
      @ezcanor8262 7 років тому +2

      V Schwarz I was just about to say that😂😂😂

    • @uwillnevernoewhoiam
      @uwillnevernoewhoiam 7 років тому +4

      A zombie just ate the entire left side of this woman, she's all right now Coral, she's all right

  • @mackenziejackson7736
    @mackenziejackson7736 7 років тому +183

    I love Joe's drug stories

  • @ConfidentialBubbleTea
    @ConfidentialBubbleTea 7 років тому +85

    Holy shit... that means there could actually be a zombie apocalypse

    • @Nathan-mv2me
      @Nathan-mv2me 7 років тому +8

      Confidential Bubble Tea not really, the drug wears off

    • @KurtOnoIR
      @KurtOnoIR 7 років тому

      Confidential Bubble Tea can't wait!

    • @adriennebeserra5267
      @adriennebeserra5267 7 років тому +7

      Well not exactly, you have to be willing to take the drug

    • @jonathangarcia-vr7ye
      @jonathangarcia-vr7ye 7 років тому

      Yes because everyone is going to take it at the same time

    • @adriennebeserra5267
      @adriennebeserra5267 7 років тому

      jonathan garcia I will if you will

  • @leejuyeonie
    @leejuyeonie 7 років тому +19

    Joe's smile and Bart's "rawr" were so cute wth LOL

  • @kusaiashionamete220
    @kusaiashionamete220 7 років тому +38

    The only other time *Brazilian news was this funny* was when they were trying to reassure the world they were *"equipped"* to host the Olympics lmao

  • @TheNakedRamen
    @TheNakedRamen 7 років тому +61

    So in order to be the best zombie for Halloween it needs just a little bit of flakka, and some classic Florida case of eating a mans face off.

    • @liizzset
      @liizzset 7 років тому +1

      Hope no one tries this. But it sounds like a good idea though.🤔hmmm

    • @Nicohay1237
      @Nicohay1237 7 років тому

      lol

  • @joseh4590
    @joseh4590 7 років тому +65

    Joe: “I totally tuned you out Geo”
    TEACH ME YOUR WAYS PLZ

  • @zajmoua3310
    @zajmoua3310 7 років тому +10

    Tiff: the reports of it in Florida have diminished.
    Bart: it's probably gonna come to the US then.

  • @janesjourney9092
    @janesjourney9092 7 років тому +34

    I love Joe. he inspires me and reminds me you can become successful no matter where you come from

  • @haileyrae3426
    @haileyrae3426 7 років тому +178

    GEO IS ME LMAO

  • @samueljenkins6898
    @samueljenkins6898 7 років тому +5

    These discussions remind me of my family if we ever try and talk about something. I love it

  • @danaxdan2255
    @danaxdan2255 7 років тому +11

    When Bart did the cat thing at David 😂

  • @aidana3761
    @aidana3761 7 років тому +18

    “ya i just smoked meth for a week no big deal”

  • @jooniemonster8299
    @jooniemonster8299 7 років тому +3

    Lowkey the way David said FU*K YOU like that at 1.26 was oddly very satisfying!

  • @benlyons1422
    @benlyons1422 7 років тому +24

    They should make a movie about joe

  • @swatcool
    @swatcool 7 років тому +7

    Love Geo's laughter she is so adorable .

  • @thananchaiphuetphakwan5330
    @thananchaiphuetphakwan5330 7 років тому +9

    That dude was going super saiyan

  • @KasheYan15
    @KasheYan15 7 років тому +136

    Nobody listening this episode? 😅😂

  • @gandalfthewise8282
    @gandalfthewise8282 7 років тому +3

    Joe and Bart are the most relatable members of JK for me, they always remind me of the crazy shit I've done.

  • @badgrammar5666
    @badgrammar5666 6 років тому +4

    "It absorbed through the skin" 😂😂😂😂

  • @futureinnovation9078
    @futureinnovation9078 7 років тому +10

    one of the best jknews episodes

  • @simoncastillo30
    @simoncastillo30 7 років тому +8

    Is anyone gonna ignore the fact that joe just ratted his friend out by saying he’s gonna make a new drug that will probably fuck people up

    • @kevinm.5951
      @kevinm.5951 7 років тому +8

      Simon castillo Yes...we will ignore it because scientists have been doing that for years
      Fats
      Artificial Sweeteners
      High Fructose Corn Syrup
      Coca-Cola

    • @gerrekwalther8758
      @gerrekwalther8758 7 років тому

      Exactly. So really what he says doesn't warrant pointing out that he ratted his chemist acquaintance when companies are ratting each other out for adding more sugars or other additives that are causing just as nearly (but barely in comparison)the amount of harm as every drug under the sun could be capable of.

  • @lilbigrigw9904
    @lilbigrigw9904 6 років тому +1

    The guy on flakka looked like he was going super Saiyan

  • @NikNikNiken
    @NikNikNiken 7 років тому +15

    Joe is my favourite person

  • @carloshughes8893
    @carloshughes8893 7 років тому +7

    Well I have nightmare fuel thanks jk news.

  • @TheTaiga123
    @TheTaiga123 7 років тому +1

    CHILLS!!, first thought of WWZ with the head banging on the window.

  • @dylanchuong2318
    @dylanchuong2318 7 років тому +11

    They should make a show called The Worst Detectives

  • @matthewvang2243
    @matthewvang2243 7 років тому +8

    Flakka makes u go out of control and u don’t know what ur doing

  • @bigballsbiggerdick
    @bigballsbiggerdick 7 років тому +4

    david is that guy in highschool who never shuts up about trying a basic drug or drinking but never does it, and you're always like stfu or do it.

  • @HiennyAtYourService
    @HiennyAtYourService 7 років тому

    That's actually a great idea. Having a "yearbook" for the JK crew. I know you can simply post an album online but there is something special about seeing it printed or something you can physically touch.

  • @araylalittlejohn3490
    @araylalittlejohn3490 7 років тому

    When Bart said what tiff was describing made him want to take it geo got SOOOO triggered and I’m dead 😂😂

  • @dotaboy888
    @dotaboy888 7 років тому +5

    geos laugh is hilarious

  • @TheDarkNinja7
    @TheDarkNinja7 7 років тому

    This is nothing that a couple of dragon punches couldn't solve.

  • @TheTerminator12340
    @TheTerminator12340 7 років тому +105

    *Taika's mom smokes weed!!* 👀😂😂

    • @mjchua
      @mjchua 7 років тому +24

      Real Savage? used to

    • @legoatjames2277
      @legoatjames2277 7 років тому

      KKK

    • @haileyrae3426
      @haileyrae3426 7 років тому +21

      Real Savage used to but it doesn’t matter if she does or not weed can be very helpful and used for medical purposes as long as you’re not abusing it it’s fine

    • @sruthi671
      @sruthi671 7 років тому +21

      she wasn't using it when she was pregnant of course lol. Anyway it was a long time ago...so no harm anymore and Taika is perfectly healthy.

    • @4142star
      @4142star 7 років тому +6

      Who the fuck cares

  • @manuelmarchetti7347
    @manuelmarchetti7347 6 років тому

    That guy at the end looked like he was tryna go super saiyan

  • @hengthe
    @hengthe 7 років тому

    Lol the worst detective sounds like "It's always sunny in Philadelphia"

  • @saladlegs4755
    @saladlegs4755 7 років тому +5

    Those are some crazy drugs!

  • @samantharoque6010
    @samantharoque6010 7 років тому

    The face Geo made when she said she would cry THAT WAS CREEPY AS FUCK

  • @nicks.17
    @nicks.17 7 років тому

    Every time I see that outro with Joe saying "Wasn't that the most interesting you've ever heard in your whole entire life."
    I come a little closer to death.

  • @magallanthepenguin9132
    @magallanthepenguin9132 7 років тому

    Green Mario xD wtf
    that's what i call would call Luigi if i don't know Mario that well lol

  • @Nextyu74
    @Nextyu74 7 років тому

    Another episode that was a good laugh. Everyone is repeating each other's words.

  • @rheachand2445
    @rheachand2445 7 років тому

    LOVED the banter in this video omg i died laughing

  • @jesuslimon6085
    @jesuslimon6085 7 років тому +1

    david needs to pop a Xanax they be having you waking up refreshed asf

  • @rheachand2445
    @rheachand2445 7 років тому

    im loving the cat claws after comebacks lmao

  • @joseheredia2609
    @joseheredia2609 7 років тому +5

    You guys are awesome.

  • @osiris9130
    @osiris9130 7 років тому

    Hey, Joe wanna get high?! = Joe Overdose.

  •  7 років тому +143

    Scientists have conducted experiments by combining Desomorphine/Krokodil with bath Salts.The results were a success effectively creating a real zombie effect on human test subjects when they were implanted surgically with numerous medical motored pumps that realeased large amounts of the chemical concoction into the subjects blood stream.Imagine if hundreds of these "real zombies" were to be unleashed upon an large unsuspecting metropolitan cities and id they were all trying to eat your face? I wonder what the effect would be if all three of these drugs were to be combined into a super drug...Desomorphine/Krokodil with bath Salts and Flakka and sold on the streets!

    • @TimeRelease_1
      @TimeRelease_1 7 років тому +7

      Source?

    • @TimeRelease_1
      @TimeRelease_1 7 років тому

      That internet Right-wing Girl Oookayyy

    • @TimeRelease_1
      @TimeRelease_1 7 років тому +4

      That internet Right-wing Girl First of all you didnt even speak english

    • @TimeRelease_1
      @TimeRelease_1 7 років тому +2

      That internet Right-wing Girl Well this time I said that you didn’t speak english pendeja para que mires que no estas sola pero yo si hable ingles jajajajajajaja

    • @legoatjames2277
      @legoatjames2277 7 років тому

      KKK

  • @luqmannizam14
    @luqmannizam14 7 років тому

    Geo's reaction to Bart's comment. Killed me

  • @deyanaramurillo9749
    @deyanaramurillo9749 7 років тому +5

    Omg joe’s hair I like it

  • @aliceyyg
    @aliceyyg 7 років тому

    tiff is very rawrrrrrr lately lmfao she’s fed up of joe 😂

  • @HittokiriBattousai17
    @HittokiriBattousai17 7 років тому +1

    "Bathsalts?"
    "Emm...no"
    "¡SALTBATH!"
    "Oh yeah, bathsalts!"
    WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF

  • @irbelle_
    @irbelle_ 7 років тому

    Brazil wouldn’t be Brazil if some shit like this wouldn’t happen 😂

  • @ruleless2123
    @ruleless2123 7 років тому

    Joes doesn't approve them lol 😂😂😂he admitted he only approves the headlines lol

  • @stella7375
    @stella7375 4 роки тому +1

    All I saw is some big dude showing aggression the intire time!

  • @keithlee7923
    @keithlee7923 7 років тому +1

    You mean he’s becoming a pharmacist to create cures riiiiiight?

  • @stargazer8342
    @stargazer8342 3 роки тому

    Oh shit,its the flakka apocalypse hahaha
    Hectic damn!!!

  • @sono_waaan
    @sono_waaan 7 років тому

    Ayyy lmaoo Geo had me at that elephant tranq.

  • @jojopadz
    @jojopadz 7 років тому

    i've seen this before especially the part when david said luigi wtf haha

  • @matokibunny12
    @matokibunny12 7 років тому

    dude this could be the catalyst for the zombie apocalypse.

  • @MrGamemad
    @MrGamemad 7 років тому

    Lol geo reacting to Bart saying he wanted to take it

  • @Gaffeatravel
    @Gaffeatravel 6 років тому

    You said lmao I had nothing to do so let’s do some meth 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Mewzyc
    @Mewzyc 7 років тому +16

    resident evil

  • @rekkagaming4086
    @rekkagaming4086 7 років тому

    This is like Bath Salt all over again.

  • @TT-tf4qs
    @TT-tf4qs 6 років тому

    Weed is legal in Nevada , just smile pot in Las Vegas 😂😂

  • @Dubois_tada
    @Dubois_tada 7 років тому +3

    That is horrifying. Fuck drugs Ima go to a spa or read a book to chill

  • @legaultrants
    @legaultrants 6 років тому

    That kid in FL wasn't high on Flakka or any drug like that, only THC and low levels at that. Which... is insane. Like, how does that even happen...?

  • @just0dara234
    @just0dara234 7 років тому +1

    The zombie apocalypse has begun

  • @sayjaibao01188
    @sayjaibao01188 7 років тому

    Aww shit I was expecting Florida! Lol

  • @TakaS013
    @TakaS013 5 років тому +2

    It is more like them being possessed; because the type of stories that I've seen and heard of.

  • @mathewwilliams5338
    @mathewwilliams5338 6 років тому

    "On Skid Road?" DOWN ON SKID ROAAADDDDD
    DOWN TOWN WHEN YOUR LIFES A JOKE YOU GO DOWN TOWN

  • @no2sings
    @no2sings 7 років тому

    green mario got me dead tho lmaoooooo

  • @happygirl910
    @happygirl910 7 років тому +1

    my 15 year old classmate was found dead in a Starbucks bathroom from having a line of fetanyl laced coke. it's so sad experimention with drugs here equals death

  • @torduc22
    @torduc22 7 років тому

    lol @ David saying he'd consider ayahuasca over weed

  • @black4pienus
    @black4pienus 7 років тому

    Was this the first or last show you recorded that day? "That's what I said!" hahahaha

  • @frankyvic9457
    @frankyvic9457 7 років тому

    Hmmmmm.....Flaka is one hell of a drug. I'm going to sleep with my bat tonight.

  • @ThreeAirFilms
    @ThreeAirFilms 7 років тому

    Bro Joe is a riot I love him lmfao

  • @KamiInValhalla
    @KamiInValhalla 7 років тому

    When I am ready to sleep, I just put on some Bob Ross

  • @all4Hero
    @all4Hero 5 років тому +1

    Joe, I think you are my long lost brother. Everything you say I agree with- and I don’t agree with anyone but my brother 100%.. are you adopted?

  • @tsunderehusbando3668
    @tsunderehusbando3668 6 років тому

    1 year into the future and David has pharmaceutical weed 😂

  • @hotdumpling7137
    @hotdumpling7137 7 років тому

    Just put a purple karate outfit on the last guy and he’ll look like Gohan when he’s turning super saiyan

  • @shainarichards2698
    @shainarichards2698 3 роки тому

    LMFAO KRUNK BATTLE 😂😂😂😂 OMG

  • @Pachurraz
    @Pachurraz 4 роки тому

    "Yeah,the police officer DIE"
    "No he didnt die,he went to the hospital--"
    "HE HAD AN OVERDOUGH-"
    4:33

  • @Janeyqy
    @Janeyqy 7 років тому

    After Joe finished talking about his junkie days an ad for an addiction rehabilitation centre popped up I'm ded

  • @smwillia
    @smwillia 7 років тому

    The Worst Detectives starring Geovanna Kwan and David So, co-starring Bart Kwan, Gina Darling, Joe Jo, Tiffany Del Real, Julia Chow, with Jessica Caldwell, and Casey Chan.
    I'd watch the hell out of that.

  • @miar2733
    @miar2733 7 років тому

    I love u guys keep the good work

  • @vicareedoodah
    @vicareedoodah 7 років тому

    Lol when they said something about how that should be Joe's yearbook photo, I thought of how at the end of the year they should make yearbooks. Like everyone who works there should take a yearbook photo, have random behind the scenes photos in sections, everyone (fans included) vote on things like biggest clown. Then sell them in their online store.

  • @tansiian
    @tansiian 7 років тому

    If you're using weed for whatever reason, try to go for edibles over smoking or inhaling it. Inhaling anything other than air, especially over a long period of time significantly increases risk of lung conditions.

  • @alexmariscal8496
    @alexmariscal8496 7 років тому

    David: "I'm scared to take drugs"
    (Everyone continues the convo about drugs. People name lab made pharmaceuticals "for sleep" )
    David: "They don't do anything to me. "
    Am i the only one that finds that funny?

  • @TokiBadAss
    @TokiBadAss 7 років тому

    I feel like everyone that watched this video laughed with jk when joe smiled too

  • @rubio6754
    @rubio6754 7 років тому

    You guys should've played the clip from Blue Mountain State when you said Iowuska

  • @aidana3761
    @aidana3761 7 років тому +3

    that’s called melatonin david