What doesn't make sense is how, if they really were so nice, Schlatt would proceed to (seconds after he was born) kill no less than three women in a New York subway station in 1999.
I honestly feel bad for Tommyinnit, I’m not a fan of him or anything but meeting Schlatt is a traumatic event for anyone and I think that no one should experience that
5:18 Gotta love the different reactions of the two when Tommy tells he listen to the podcast Ted: *genuinely proud* "really?" Schlatt: *surprised in disgust* "ReAlly!?"
That's so funny, I took it more as Schlatt realizing that Tommy really is a huge fan and finding it sweet. It seemed like he genuinely broke character when he went "really!?" with that disbelieving smile. 😂
@@originalname8541 omg you met ted! I met tommy last Sunday and he ripped out my small intestine and slurped it like pasta while looking me dead in the eyes blood all over his hands and then stole one of my ribs
20:00 is genuinely a universal brit thing, it's impossible to explain if you aren't from england but there is no feeling quite as euphoric as getting off the plane in london from a holiday abroad, especially somewhere significantly warmer, and walking out into the cold, bracing breeze, and its even better if the sky is concealed by grey clouds, and you just feel such a strong sense of being home. Getting back to london is absolutely my favourite part of any holiday lmao
I really liked the part at 27:48 when Tommy gave such a beautiful speech! I got my whole family to watch it with me, now it's going to our daily tradition to listen to Tommy during the dinner! I love you guys so much for making it possible!
The whole Spider-Man thing is terrifying, it is a complete trama but Tommy seems still okay, happy to see that, and absolutely sorry to hear that. I can see the two weeks plan of the vlog is really challenging, like omg. I think even just able to continue that is ridiculous and as always a wonderful video give me much fun, incredible! Looking forward to see Tommy in next year, man he’s so young
Hey schlatt; heard you talking about the trouble swallowing food thing and I actually had the same thing for a while. Doctors called it GERD and said I had a hernia in my throat now I take medicine to keep it at bay so I can swallow. Godspeed soldier
I generally feel bad for Tommy with the crazy Vietnam man.. I would have went straight home after that. 🏃♂️ besides that this episode was so funny and great imo
16:16 I think this podcast really gave me a perspective about youtubers and those who make it big. Like it's not easy for them as well. That interaction with Tommy and the Snake killer man sounds traumatic in person though. The sexual assault as an addition was even more fucked. I'm not trying to sound parasocial but I hope Tommyinnit and other youtubers who have gone through fucked up shit gets the help they need :(❤️
Honestly just because of all that stuff I really have to say those people who get “jealous” or have “envy” of famous people or celebrities and others in the public eye. I have to say that they either are just ignorant or have never thought into what it actually would be like. Like sure you’d have a lot of influence and money. But on the flip side you have absolutely Zero privacy. It’ll be hard to go anywhere in public without people coming up to you. You’ll probably get crazies. So honestly in the eyes of many being famous isn’t even a good thing. And even more so for women as well, after all the horrific stalkers and stuff to famous female celebrities and stuff is just disgusting. Probably would need security anywhere you go unfortunately.
Finally someone appreciate the REAL HEROES of chuckle sandwich!! We audio listeners are out here on the grind! This is cut and dry the TRUTH. If not for us the whole chuckle economy would CRUSH! So yeah put THAT in your pipe and smoke it. Also I'm just straight up BONES from all the love.
Holy shit, you guys have been a great insperation, and I just wanna take this opertunity to thank you so much I’d still be friends with the biggest pricks in school if it weren’t for you, thank you so so so much
I'm not a Tommy fan but anytime I see him he's always so funny and charming. His quick wit and light attitude always add to the vibe, even with people much older.
i am tommyinnits goo that he spewed a few years back, i recently have taken life from the sewers tommy had put me in, i have been raised by rats to chew, be cool and spew goo and recently made another squirt and will be documenting my experiences with my squirted brotheren
@@putriscool fair enough. There’s a somewhat local band called The Clarks near me that does a cover of his song The River that I like a bit more than his but I like all his other stuff.
So, you're telling me some old new Yorker man saw a skinny teenager dressed as spider man and just said to him *"I killed 65 people in Vietnam. And a snake. It feel from the tree and I cut it in half. Have you ever had snake blood on you kid? And I like boys too."*
tommy's sense of humor matured so much from the first episode. this kid is funny. i would box him. EDIT: i take it back. i just got to the incest joke. still gonna box him.
tommy does so much. his shows, sorry boys, the minecraft videos, the vlogs, random streams, mcc, and other events. hes just a kid, but is so successful.
Chocolate doesn’t get moldy, the white stuff on the chocolate is like the fat in the chocolate moving to the surface and crystallizing because it’s been out for so long, completely safe to eat!
as a new jersey resident and as a new jersey resident that has gone to that same applebees and walmart, i thank tommy inside of that for not talking bad about it
As an Aussie, we were supposed to call our teachers Mr/Mrs whatever, but everyone just said "sir" or "miss" and they said it was disrespectful because it's like we didn't know their names. So I guess it's actually less fancy Edit: Tbf it would be like "OI MISS" so I do get it
I worked in a call center and we had a Christian service with us. One day answering calls and this client has a call on a cancelation. I'm getting the info needed and the dude just stops and after a while goes "you ever kill anyone...". It's still one of my most memorable calls...
46:26 Chocolate doesn't mold. It gets that white stuff but it's edible still. Chocolate has milk in it which means it can spoil but it doesn't really mold
my friend used to work at an A&E in the UK and she said there was a child who came in and was allergic to wasps but had eaten four, so i think maybe it IS a purposeful british activity
To be honest,I am verry confident that Tommy won't die in 2030,and there 2 reasons why: 1.queen Elizabeth and prince phillp were old and near their end,and Tommy is still Young. 2.the loucusts thing just sounds outlandish and if it were to happen,everyone whould be advised to stay inside(I know murder hornets were a thing,but we maneged to survive that one)
Ted: "Bacon or videogames? Hmmm.. They both have their own charms is the thing... you know? They also have their similarities, two of- they both have the grease in different scenarios, the gamer grease from playing the videogames, the grease off the pan from the bacon. uhm, and then in other ways, you know, bacon is somewhat fun, i mean you flip it on the pan, it is sort of a game in it's own way, but then with videogames you have this entire variety of stuff, but does that now...in-exclude videogames about bacon? I'm not sure. Uhm, so it is really a tough, and ultimately, philosophical question that I'm trying to break down here. I mean-... I dunno, I mean... What do I need to survive? I mean.." Schlatt: "Videogames"
I love Charlie’s new dyed blonde hair! Good thing he didn’t die in an explosion!
@Be Straight If you were a bot you would be the only bot I respect
@@TheGodOfKults they be the first comment in some of the replies talking like a bot bruh 💀
@@TheGodOfKults it is a bot
He even looks younger! That's what eating all those vegetables will do!
In a boiler explosion?
Important Chuckle Sandwich lore; Schlatt has parents
Both of them look exactly like shclatt but they are wearing clothes from the 1920s
So he didn't just... appear one day. Hm.
Right labia
@@LtCdrXander relatable
and one of them has pneumonia
as an audio listener, it feels good to be loved to death
As a visual listener it feels good to be loved to life
i dunno, death doesnt seem too pleasant
I took@The wock to Poland
as a visual watcher, we are extremely neglected
Just like schlatt loved all his victims to death in 1999
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while guiding an extremely naive British boy through the unforgiving streets of NYC
And recreating historical events of NYC in an aerial vehicle
@@Muffin.Creations and the Jschlatt steel toe timberland boot incidents of 1999
@@Not25RatsInATrenchCoat don't remind me, still bear the scars
The last time a famous British guy went around NYC, something terrible happened to them in December 8, 1980
One time I lured an American to their death next to a Tesco’s with a jar of mayonnaise
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/j
after being abused and ignored for the longest time, im glad someone finally acknowledged me as an audio listener
fellow venti pfp?
@@cra_yons oh em gee
I'll be honest I did not know where this comment was going XD
audio listeners keep winning 🐈✊
The description of Schlatt’s parents as the most lovely people is so at odds with Schlatt’s personality
no
"Schlatt" Is a "Very" "Lovely" person, I don't "know" what you mean.
@@umbers28 if you are in danger, reply with “L0L”
What doesn't make sense is how, if they really were so nice, Schlatt would proceed to (seconds after he was born) kill no less than three women in a New York subway station in 1999.
@@Fleshi_Guy615 wasn't it 6 women?
I honestly feel bad for Tommyinnit, I’m not a fan of him or anything but meeting Schlatt is a traumatic event for anyone and I think that no one should experience that
I am willing to experience that
I still wake up in a cold sweat from 1999
Schlatt is awesome
@@greywithana2678 Why bring up such tragedies, I shiver even remembering the haneous acts of jschlatt in 1999
That was not what I expected that comment to be 😂😂
Thank you tommyinnit for caring about us audio listeners
Wtf is all the bots lmao
Guys don't click on the link I thought it wasn't a web address
He really said “for the audio listeners, schlatt is stroking”
You're not an audio listener, you're on youtube right now bro
@Beautiful 🅥 honestly, thats goor bait for the bot
The way tommy describes meeting mr beast makes it sound like he is a mob boss
He totally is tho tbh
Kinda of like a elden ring boss
Oh, how this has aged 😭
I’m so happy that Tommy also said “audio listeners love ya to death” I was afraid we weren’t going to feel loved to death
This is my favorite podcast to listen to while in the hospital recovering from my brutal beat down by some man with a baseball bat
Did he break your knees too?
This made me laugh so much that some man beat me down with a baseball bat for being too loud
Sorry what happened??
Am i allowed to laugh
@@destinyjustdied ted viciously and wantonly attacked op with a baseball bat. it was really hard to watch actually
can't believe they forgot Fire Aspect
Cockburn
Efficiency
That’s his std
It burns when I pee, so I must have fire aspect
soul speed
5:18 Gotta love the different reactions of the two when Tommy tells he listen to the podcast
Ted: *genuinely proud* "really?"
Schlatt: *surprised in disgust* "ReAlly!?"
That's so funny, I took it more as Schlatt realizing that Tommy really is a huge fan and finding it sweet. It seemed like he genuinely broke character when he went "really!?" with that disbelieving smile. 😂
52:50
It's been 44 seconds and I can say I've watched this whole video and enjoyed it very much and would recommend to all my friends
ted is like the entire series of family guy personified.
hell no, Ted is better than that shit show
I don't get it but I understand it
that makes absolute sense what the fuck
Oh I get it is because family guy jokes are overly long and dragged out like what he did to my knees last Tuesday
@@originalname8541 omg you met ted! I met tommy last Sunday and he ripped out my small intestine and slurped it like pasta while looking me dead in the eyes blood all over his hands and then stole one of my ribs
“It’s the edging of swallowing”
“Yea-“
“My granddad swallowed a bee”
I almost snorted my water by how much that completely whiplashed me
This is the perfect podcast to watch while cyber bullying a small British child
“Schlatt” really makes it so good for that
Stream alex unknown
@@timewellspent8137 lmfao
When I somehow find a friend in a 3 month old comment
This is a great podcast to listen too while being an adult!
@don't be surprised it isn't making fun of the bots when you do the same thing for views man
this is a great podcast to listen to while procrastinating studying for your SAT tomorrow
ayyyyy same
Oh shit good luck to you both
good luck
Bro you're fuuuucked. That SAT math hits DIFFERENT.
Oh shit same man
20:00 is genuinely a universal brit thing, it's impossible to explain if you aren't from england but there is no feeling quite as euphoric as getting off the plane in london from a holiday abroad, especially somewhere significantly warmer, and walking out into the cold, bracing breeze, and its even better if the sky is concealed by grey clouds, and you just feel such a strong sense of being home. Getting back to london is absolutely my favourite part of any holiday lmao
sorry for the americans thats "vacation"
im irish and i get the same feeling! i also hate holidays in general tbh tho
@@konumbra Oh me too actually that might have something to do with it haha. I just hate being away from what I know for extended periods.
Jokes aside, Tommy innit is a fantastic commentator. He’s so charismatic. I respect him in any future endeavours he makes
i think tommy is one of the only people who constantly and consistently makes "schlatt" laugh
Finally a guest that can give proper insight on the dream face reveal
@Beautiful 🅥 you've become as annoying as the bots
@Beautiful 🅥 this is probably also a bot
@@mootwo_its crazy that I still checked if you were also a bot, youtube needs to fix it
I really liked the part at 27:48 when Tommy gave such a beautiful speech! I got my whole family to watch it with me, now it's going to our daily tradition to listen to Tommy during the dinner! I love you guys so much for making it possible!
The whole Spider-Man thing is terrifying, it is a complete trama but Tommy seems still okay, happy to see that, and absolutely sorry to hear that.
I can see the two weeks plan of the vlog is really challenging, like omg. I think even just able to continue that is ridiculous
and as always a wonderful video give me much fun, incredible!
Looking forward to see Tommy in next year, man he’s so young
You mean trauma?
@@dawgholup yes
Hey schlatt; heard you talking about the trouble swallowing food thing and I actually had the same thing for a while. Doctors called it GERD and said I had a hernia in my throat now I take medicine to keep it at bay so I can swallow. Godspeed soldier
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while waiting for sleep deprived to upload a video they released 3 years ago on all audio platforms
I was not aware there was a ranboo audience sleep deprived audience crossover there. Good shit
@@livishtv yes !!!!!!!! ive been more into schlatts projects than ranboos as of late tbh but yeah both r epic
I generally feel bad for Tommy with the crazy Vietnam man.. I would have went straight home after that.
🏃♂️
besides that this episode was so funny and great imo
I’m imaging Tommy meeting Schlatt’s family as the dinner scene from Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
That or the RE7 dinner scene
@@valentine4966 I was about to comment that
I felt like I had a fever dream because I was listening to the first Tommy episode when this dropped
This had me on the edge of my seat, such an inspirational story bro. Sorry you’re so stressed
this is the best podcast to listen to while a shell shocked vietnam veteran tells me about his kill count
and is mildly homosexual
glad to see that charlie is finally back with better eyesight, blonde hair, and an accent
16:55 my jaw actually dropped to the floor
35:30 it’s crazy to think tommy innit got to meet schlatts mom before ted
The tommy cam at 27:48 cracked me up lmao, good job Scott!
The unexpected transition from nursing home Halloween to STD debuff
Dude, 26:30 to 28:31 is probably my favorite part on this week's episode with "Jaylor Schwift," Ted and special guest TommyInnit!
British people be like: “Give Chu’le Sandwich a listen. It’s got TommyInnit in it, innit?”
Yeah Tommyinnit’s in it innit
Holy shit Tommy is getting ancient, one could even call him a Husk.
Omg like minecraft
7:58 Glad to see Tommy answering the questions straight, not dodging the facts
Hi
my favorite part of this godforsaken podcast is how they write down a slightly more outlandish first name for schlatt in the description every episode
Ha dookie
I forgot to check this episode, thanks! Dookie. 😂 Gosh, I guess they are out of J. names.
IVE BEEN LISTENING TO THIS PODCAST FOR AT LEAST A YEAR NOW AND I NEVER REALIZED THAT
16:16 I think this podcast really gave me a perspective about youtubers and those who make it big. Like it's not easy for them as well. That interaction with Tommy and the Snake killer man sounds traumatic in person though. The sexual assault as an addition was even more fucked. I'm not trying to sound parasocial but I hope Tommyinnit and other youtubers who have gone through fucked up shit gets the help they need :(❤️
Honestly just because of all that stuff I really have to say those people who get “jealous” or have “envy” of famous people or celebrities and others in the public eye. I have to say that they either are just ignorant or have never thought into what it actually would be like.
Like sure you’d have a lot of influence and money. But on the flip side you have absolutely Zero privacy. It’ll be hard to go anywhere in public without people coming up to you. You’ll probably get crazies. So honestly in the eyes of many being famous isn’t even a good thing.
And even more so for women as well, after all the horrific stalkers and stuff to famous female celebrities and stuff is just disgusting. Probably would need security anywhere you go unfortunately.
@@sphere117gaming and not even just for streamers. I’ve had disgusting things like this happen and I’m not a streamer.
Finally someone appreciate the REAL HEROES of chuckle sandwich!! We audio listeners are out here on the grind! This is cut and dry the TRUTH. If not for us the whole chuckle economy would CRUSH! So yeah put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.
Also I'm just straight up BONES from all the love.
Ted is the kind of person to become an astronaut and fly out of our solar system with a team and get left behind
ludwig put it best, people wanted dream to be ugly, and when he turned out to be good looking, they got even madder and just shat on him on twitter
43:31 : the way the light goes off on Schlatts face when he says kill people
You already know this is gonna be the most poplular podcast of theirs
@You must know bro that guys in my school i didnt even know he had a channel till now 💀
@@Micreathonn the plot thickens
why
@@Tyranicalroomba it really does
@@thatwaterriver3824 their other tommy podcast was very popular
I love how he specifies that he smokes wilbur's weed. like exclusively he just steals wilbur's weed
43:30 - That one didn't age well (almost an another instance of Schlatt predicting a tragic event)
Not me listening back to the old episodes and hearing this 💀
@@Spooky_Cat_real literally 💀
i aint gon lie, a video where tommy and wilbur are passing blunts to each other would go hard asf
Holy shit, you guys have been a great insperation, and I just wanna take this opertunity to thank you so much I’d still be friends with the biggest pricks in school if it weren’t for you, thank you so so so much
what
ok
plz leave
parasocial
@@wushiwashi huh?
I'm not a Tommy fan but anytime I see him he's always so funny and charming. His quick wit and light attitude always add to the vibe, even with people much older.
Getting a second side of the story is just as funny as the first! Definitely one of my favorite podcasts
I can’t believe they got tommy innit on the sleep deprived podcast
Love how schlatt and Ted just keep talking when Tommy leaves without even caring lmao
chuckle sandwich is the only piece of media I've had to to pause during so I could finish laughing to avoid D Y I N G
i am tommyinnits goo that he spewed a few years back, i recently have taken life from the sewers tommy had put me in, i have been raised by rats to chew, be cool and spew goo and recently made another squirt and will be documenting my experiences with my squirted brotheren
???
The first seconds of this episode were wild!
I couldn’t even process it😂
Your mum could
I am currently revising for a french test while listening wish me luck guys
oui oui
good luck
good luck and i’m safe and not in a basement rn.
@@hnestly1355 I can change that
good luck
I'll forgive Tommy for being too young to have known Mr. Sark's unlimited bacon dilemma...
Tommy: bacon or videogames?
Ted: clearly thinking
Tommy: pick.
Ted: still thinking
Tommy: Pick.
Ted: still thinking
Tommy: bacon or videogames. PICK.
Tommy talks about Bruce Springsteen like my high school senior English teacher talked about Bruce Springsteen.
any true bruce springsteen fan should talk about bruce springsteen that way
@@putriscool fair enough. There’s a somewhat local band called The Clarks near me that does a cover of his song The River that I like a bit more than his but I like all his other stuff.
less than one minute in and I am already actively regretting all my life decisions
anyway great job guys 👍
So, you're telling me some old new Yorker man saw a skinny teenager dressed as spider man and just said to him
*"I killed 65 people in Vietnam. And a snake. It feel from the tree and I cut it in half. Have you ever had snake blood on you kid? And I like boys too."*
Yes
tommy's sense of humor matured so much from the first episode. this kid is funny. i would box him.
EDIT: i take it back. i just got to the incest joke. still gonna box him.
incest timestamp?
this is the perfect podcast to watch while eating at the new jersey applebees
Dam! Charlie stepping up his game! Love the blonde hair
Thats not Charlie, cant you hear the accent? That is obviously Minx
@@isaacthecold3802 Whattt no - that’s definitely wilbur
Guys that’s obviously Tubbo
tommy does so much. his shows, sorry boys, the minecraft videos, the vlogs, random streams, mcc, and other events. hes just a kid, but is so successful.
46:26 the white stuff on chocolate is sugar crystalizing and is absolutely still edible
As a New Jersey resident (sadly) I can confirm we have one Walmart and one apple bees
Chocolate doesn’t get moldy, the white stuff on the chocolate is like the fat in the chocolate moving to the surface and crystallizing because it’s been out for so long, completely safe to eat!
Oh good! I was really sad thinking I'd have to throw away all my chocolate, but now I have a tasty snack to eat while watching the podcast!
@@buzzybuzzbee i wish to drown
@@raexx_ I do as well, lyxxii715, I do as well. Perhaps we could drown together?
@@buzzybuzzbeeyes
@@raexx_ im looking forward to it
26:00
Could you imagine having curse of vanishing/binding on your john? 💀💀💀
6:10 “I’d rather die, than be introduced”
2020 “I’d rather die, than give in to you”
as a new jersey resident and as a new jersey resident that has gone to that same applebees and walmart, i thank tommy inside of that for not talking bad about it
As an Aussie, we were supposed to call our teachers Mr/Mrs whatever, but everyone just said "sir" or "miss" and they said it was disrespectful because it's like we didn't know their names. So I guess it's actually less fancy
Edit: Tbf it would be like "OI MISS" so I do get it
awesome podcast as always , but I gotta say I miss the studio. Zoom calls are cool , but the studio was something else
It's surreal that I've been here since before the last episode with Tommy was released!
its really impressive how you guys did the rehearsing and have all the sets setup to perfectly recreate the intro live every single podcast
tommy’s explanation of meeting schlatts parents sounds like bringing home ur new best friend over after school
I worked in a call center and we had a Christian service with us. One day answering calls and this client has a call on a cancelation. I'm getting the info needed and the dude just stops and after a while goes "you ever kill anyone...". It's still one of my most memorable calls...
This is Chuckle Sandwich 2, or Chuckle Week: Online, because of all the people here, and Minx and Tommy are back!
46:26
Chocolate doesn't mold. It gets that white stuff but it's edible still. Chocolate has milk in it which means it can spoil but it doesn't really mold
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while having no sex
Gonna move to Spotify so I can feel loved with Tommy as the official Chuckle Sandwich narrator
40:16 This is a charlie-tier chuckle sandwich moment.
As someone from NJ I can confirm there is only one applebees and only one walmart and they both suck.
the cut to tommy's blank webcam LOL
my friend used to work at an A&E in the UK and she said there was a child who came in and was allergic to wasps but had eaten four, so i think maybe it IS a purposeful british activity
40:30 lmao this conversation 😭😭
31:50 the background of ted's speaking goes so well
i'm trying to be an audio listener and i keep taking my phone out of my pocket to see this tiger and whatever else
and now i feel very included with how much everyone is talking to me. audio listener on youtube. we exist
To be honest,I am verry confident that Tommy won't die in 2030,and there 2 reasons why:
1.queen Elizabeth and prince phillp were old and near their end,and Tommy is still Young.
2.the loucusts thing just sounds outlandish and if it were to happen,everyone whould be advised to stay inside(I know murder hornets were a thing,but we maneged to survive that one)
This episode is Tommy and schlatt having a conversation hating on Ted
I love Tommy's ability to be really mature and have deep conversations, and then turn around and be the most chaotic gremlin child ever
In my opinion, this is one of the funniest episodes. Thank you.
33:40 HELP THE GIBI REFRENCE I CANT
why did i sit here for an hour in one sitting
because it's a podcast
@@vizzy61 yo really???? i didnt know this was a podcast?!???
Ted: "Bacon or videogames? Hmmm.. They both have their own charms is the thing... you know? They also have their similarities, two of- they both have the grease in different scenarios, the gamer grease from playing the videogames, the grease off the pan from the bacon. uhm, and then in other ways, you know, bacon is somewhat fun, i mean you flip it on the pan, it is sort of a game in it's own way, but then with videogames you have this entire variety of stuff, but does that now...in-exclude videogames about bacon? I'm not sure. Uhm, so it is really a tough, and ultimately, philosophical question that I'm trying to break down here. I mean-... I dunno, I mean... What do I need to survive? I mean.."
Schlatt: "Videogames"
Tommy should become a permanent host imo
Watching in 2024, that mention of Wilbur really caught me off guard