it's honestly funny how it took a guy in a suit recording himself sitting way too close to the waves while doing a supervillain monologue-like speech on how ragebait works to actually get me to stop falling for ragebait
being without pants in front of a green screen pretending you are at the beach & getting hit by waves is comedy gold! there are so many little hidden jokes. I love it.
He's literally wet and you could see the waves hit his jacket and make it float up and go down in perfect timing as the wave recinding. Pretty sure he's at the beach.
There is no way. Look at the sun flares reflecting off of his glasses and head. No light can do that. and the waves? The exact timing of when he gets hit by them? The lack of any chroma key artifacting? I'm pretty sure he's just on the beach.
honestly with how radically different his appearance and content was a few years ago i wouldn’t be surprised if he actually did snap or something. like obviously overblown act but actual unusual brain activity feeding into it. like you gotta be just a LITTLE crazy to think this way. i actually only found out like a month ago that the “male manipulator” tiktok person was the same person. it’s dan. did NOT think he was the same guy as this dan
2:48-4:20 he's actually making a really good point. For all the comedy and acting, I think these thoughts are genuine. "You need me to be a bad person more than I need me to be a good person" describes almost the entirety of today's social media ecosystem. I think this video could genuinely help people stop falling for rage bait.
when he screamed at 4:50 i was in the middle of making coffee and was closing the bag full of coffee powder, his mere war cry through a digital screen rattled my bones and shivered my timbers to the point where my hands shaked in that brief moment of extreme terror as my fight or flight senses kicked in and had a brief moment of introspection, as my life flashed before my eyes knowing i'd have to clean and WASTE this perfectly good coffee powder spending 10 perfectly good minutes luckily I partially closed it already so none of it dropped and I moved on with my day
Damn, that was a close one. You had my body tightened up in fear and anticipation of what was about to be inflicted upon you. Thank God by the end all I had to do was unclench and take a deep breath of relief. Just glad you're ok, that's all that matters. Well that and your morning coffee experience wasn't ruined. ☕
damn Dan really woke up one morning and decided to make an incredible parody explaining the reason why every influencer gets involved in the most stupid controversies and how cancel culture inadvertently gives bad people the attention they crave, nothing but straight facts here
not really, i took this more as him making fun of said people who do terrible things and get away with it. canceling isn't real, nobody that ever gets ""canceled"" stays gone and they ALWAYS come back with at least half their community in tact.
i agree but i thought this was more at mocking people who do something wrong and get backlash from it and then they label it 'ragebait' because they don't want to admit they did anything wrong
This guy is actually spittin facts. Like so many times when someone doesnt like something on the internet it they just cants ignore it, they have to give it attention. Its always good to inform when others are doing some serious bad and not give it attention, but its not good when you are giving it attention. Its so easy to ignore and not care but people dont want to. Being able to not care is a power because it takes away others power. I was taught if you ignore an annoying person they stop because your not giving them attention, i wish more people did that.
Not to be annoying or anything but I feel like 6:31 is more of a honorable mention then 5:14 is. I seems to get much closer to Dan. This ofc can't really be verified, but just feels like it
@@unkeptmenace After careful consideration and review, I have concluded that at 6:31, it does indeed seem to get closer to Dan. I wish to apologize for this huge missight on my account.
It gives it the dreamy 35mm film feeling like this is someone you know well telling you off instead of some guy that painted himself red and screamed in his car
I like how he's right about the "if you truly would be satisfied in life and you felt like you had everything you needed to, you would be able to ignore me." 😭
The palette in this vid is insane, jokes on this insidious villain while he was yapping I'm watching a toddler stimulation video staring deep into the waves hitting the beach against his coat/skin and the slight glint the metal on the glasses gives like the flickering waves. The shadows are cool, and the black tie/lav mic is grounding, like doods got an insane eye for composition. Anyways I didn't hear what he said was too busy watching Peter griffin fall down stairs.
Never heard of this dude, and don't know if this is supposed to be satirical or taken literally or what, but oh my god these are straight facts. I deeply respect this in an unironic and honest way. This genuinely feels like the best way to describe how I feel about others and life in general on a regular basis, to a degree that I don't know if I can put into words myself. "You need me to be a bad person more than I need me to be a good person," deserves to be permanently painted on my living room wall. Mad respect for this, seriously.
This is the real Dan, this is his true form, he's no longer playing a character, this is the point at which he becomes one, there is no "Therapist Dan" "Army Dan" "Teacher Dan" "Preacher Dan" there is only Daniel Herschel. They mask has not slipped it has become him. I look forward to the new age of completely genuine non-satirical content.
I really am glad, this is hilarious!!! great art man for real its been hilarious watching people playing into the very projection they are putting on others... though its really not funny I cant help but chuckle hope you enjoy your day you beautiful mind.
If you really wanna cancel someone stop watching the video. are you thinking about writing a hate comment? well you wanna actually hurt him, stop watching the videos because he's wright, he's making money off attention. social media is like crowd surfing, one person held up by many but the second the arms get tired the person falls down.
Now seriously... thank you so much Dan, for puting shadows into light in a humurous, hilarious, brilliant way. You are a truth teller and comedian. Perfect mix. Thank you for existing ❤
Everyone in the comments making memey comments for likes, but he raises some very real and sometimes obvious truths about engagement. Here's another view and comment Dan, you deserve it.
I'm so happy I positively followed this guy and didn't complain, like how I'm following him right now and not complaining about the fact he just dipped his pita bread (organic and expensive btw) into his beer (Coors Lite for those wondering)
The people making serious points about like "what he says is actually Right" forget that part of the joke is that he got very mild criticisms and jokes made at him and isn't getting cancelled
This has the aura of a bond villain giving his monologue
It has the aura of a schizophrenia episode
@@Norger56 its not aura, it is
@Herbert93719747483 so relatable! That does happen sometimes schizophrenia.
he looks like one
fr
it's honestly funny how it took a guy in a suit recording himself sitting way too close to the waves while doing a supervillain monologue-like speech on how ragebait works to actually get me to stop falling for ragebait
Without pants I might add
We are not seeing a recording, we are seeing what we were meant to see.
I am so smart aren’t I
God I wish I could have seen this in person
I bet there’s probably a whole bunch of bloopers of morons interrupting the video!
max get back to playing adventure time bloons tower defense you can't be here youll learn too much
I just smoked cat litter in a vid 💪🔥💯
@@Muscleman8562OnCameo. nobody cares
@@DavyanHatch Hopefully someone cares about you someday
Dan's making some good point here. However, he's cancelled, so I can pretty safely throw out his opinion.
I love you jr egg.
You know he:s right, Jregory.
Jreg? I hardly know’er
it's common knowledge that any statement made by a cancelled "person" is inherently false
hi jeremy reg
Dan is giving a beautiful love interest in a romcom
He's so pretty
LMAO RIGHT
so true shu itsuki!!!
o my god shu pfp
He is so hot (no homo)
being without pants in front of a green screen pretending you are at the beach & getting hit by waves is comedy gold! there are so many little hidden jokes. I love it.
He's literally wet and you could see the waves hit his jacket and make it float up and go down in perfect timing as the wave recinding. Pretty sure he's at the beach.
@@KatSpade1018 Nah that's Unreal engine 5.
There is no way. Look at the sun flares reflecting off of his glasses and head. No light can do that. and the waves? The exact timing of when he gets hit by them? The lack of any chroma key artifacting? I'm pretty sure he's just on the beach.
I think he was making a joke
@@falafell No its a green screen
Our kink is back!!!!!🫶🫶🫶👑👑👑
I think you spelt it wrong 💀
@@Pugsgamer324 NAH MAN 😈 I know what im doin
👑👑👑👑!!!!
@@Pugsgamer324 W fell for the rage bait on a video about rage bait 🪤
kink?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
When Dan said “you gonna cancel me, yeah, gen z me bruh?” I shed a tear. Truly inspirational.
jenzimibra
Plot twist: This guy is actually this insane in real life and we're all stupid to think it's an act.
hate to be that guy... but..
It’s not an act. It was never an act. This is and has always been real.
@@nathanielcallen3965 fr?
i get vibes that Dan himself doesn't know where he stops and the act starts which is relatable as a fellow mentally ill person
honestly with how radically different his appearance and content was a few years ago i wouldn’t be surprised if he actually did snap or something. like obviously overblown act but actual unusual brain activity feeding into it. like you gotta be just a LITTLE crazy to think this way. i actually only found out like a month ago that the “male manipulator” tiktok person was the same person. it’s dan. did NOT think he was the same guy as this dan
5:24 the way the glasses slid directly in front of his eyes seemed comical
Definitely clipping Dan saying “you are special” so I can use it as an alarm for when I need to take my lithium
Insane sentence
great combination of words right here
This sentence has NEVER been spoken before 😭😭😭
like the battery?
@@beefsupreme67 yeah, a compound of lithium's used as a medicine for bipolar too.
"You need me to be a bad person, more than I need me to be a good person" is honestly a very good quote.
6:33 “You need me to be a bad person more than I need me to be a good person.” Straight up bars, I fear.
0:01 Cassandra Nova aura
😂
bro. 😭
Why does every video have a comment with the first second timestamped?
@@YodaOnABender it's part of the Hayes Code
@@YodaOnABenderI’ve been noticing it too and I have no idea why
2:48-4:20 he's actually making a really good point. For all the comedy and acting, I think these thoughts are genuine. "You need me to be a bad person more than I need me to be a good person" describes almost the entirety of today's social media ecosystem. I think this video could genuinely help people stop falling for rage bait.
WE LIVE. IN A SOCIETY.
I agree
This dudes whole channel is genius meta commentary
@@shadmcaltso are the people falling for it, but they don't have to be
He also made fvery good point at 1:30 i sotn lie
when he screamed at 4:50 i was in the middle of making coffee and was closing the bag full of coffee powder, his mere war cry through a digital screen rattled my bones and shivered my timbers to the point where my hands shaked in that brief moment of extreme terror as my fight or flight senses kicked in and had a brief moment of introspection, as my life flashed before my eyes knowing i'd have to clean and WASTE this perfectly good coffee powder spending 10 perfectly good minutes
luckily I partially closed it already so none of it dropped and I moved on with my day
Damn, that was a close one. You had my body tightened up in fear and anticipation of what was about to be inflicted upon you. Thank God by the end all I had to do was unclench and take a deep breath of relief.
Just glad you're ok, that's all that matters. Well that and your morning coffee experience wasn't ruined. ☕
@@KatSpade1018 thank you
@@randominternetuser7432 😁
clenched my cheeks reading this
damn Dan really woke up one morning and decided to make an incredible parody explaining the reason why every influencer gets involved in the most stupid controversies and how cancel culture inadvertently gives bad people the attention they crave, nothing but straight facts here
not really, i took this more as him making fun of said people who do terrible things and get away with it. canceling isn't real, nobody that ever gets ""canceled"" stays gone and they ALWAYS come back with at least half their community in tact.
The answer is actually C
None of this is a satirical bitty bit, not one bit of it
i agree but i thought this was more at mocking people who do something wrong and get backlash from it and then they label it 'ragebait' because they don't want to admit they did anything wrong
@@la7ezdamn this really confuses things 😂
The only way people can really get cancelled is if the platforms they use decide to ban them.
This guy is actually spittin facts. Like so many times when someone doesnt like something on the internet it they just cants ignore it, they have to give it attention. Its always good to inform when others are doing some serious bad and not give it attention, but its not good when you are giving it attention. Its so easy to ignore and not care but people dont want to. Being able to not care is a power because it takes away others power. I was taught if you ignore an annoying person they stop because your not giving them attention, i wish more people did that.
Dan can never be cancelled IN MY HEART 🫶
me neither shu itsuki!!
I just smoked cat litter in a vid 💪🔥💯🎉
@toastmaker5696 great minds think alike 🫶
I will always be on Dan's side!!
@@Muscleman8562OnCameo. sweet!
1:39 he had to make sure it wouldn’t hit again LMAO
Please call me an idiot again, it was kinda hot.
LMFAO
you get it
😭✋
BRO😭😭😭😧😧
this tbh
1:22 that wave hit was so satisfying
Waves reaching Dan timestamps:
1:27
3:06
Honorable mention:
6:31
6:30
7:04
thank you
Not to be annoying or anything but I feel like 6:31 is more of a honorable mention then 5:14 is. I seems to get much closer to Dan. This ofc can't really be verified, but just feels like it
@@unkeptmenace After careful consideration and review, I have concluded that at 6:31, it does indeed seem to get closer to Dan. I wish to apologize for this huge missight on my account.
Thunder started rumbling outside my house as Daniel was deep in his monologue. Divine presence.
The white vignette filter makes this both ethereal and ominous
wouldnt have even noticed it but now ive seen this comment i cant unsee it
i cant unsee it
And the fact that the thumbnail has a slight black vignette filter just really brings this all together
I didn’t even notice wtf-
It gives it the dreamy 35mm film feeling like this is someone you know well telling you off instead of some guy that painted himself red and screamed in his car
I like how he's right about the "if you truly would be satisfied in life and you felt like you had everything you needed to, you would be able to ignore me." 😭
1:29 Even the waves are trying to cancel this man.
I just smoked cat litter in a vid 💪🔥💯❤
@@Muscleman8562OnCameo. Yes, but why did you do that?
@@thearcticiscold6897 For your entertainment
@@Muscleman8562OnCameo. holy shit he did
@@Muscleman8562OnCameo.you werent wrong 💯
Dan leaving his car is like letting something apocalyptic get out into the world
Disturbing trend of not posting from ur car :/
I just smoked cat litter in a vid 💪🔥💯💥
@@Muscleman8562OnCameo. wow you really did
Dan Hentschel's car was cancelled.
The car was obviously the prison that kept this villain contained. There is no car anymore, only Daniel
somebody let him out, we are doomed
the pants, the waves, the glint in the sunglasses, and the greenscreen. genius.
The acting in this is beautiful, he deserves an oscar.
indubitably, tiz quite exquisite
The palette in this vid is insane, jokes on this insidious villain while he was yapping I'm watching a toddler stimulation video staring deep into the waves hitting the beach against his coat/skin and the slight glint the metal on the glasses gives like the flickering waves. The shadows are cool, and the black tie/lav mic is grounding, like doods got an insane eye for composition. Anyways I didn't hear what he said was too busy watching Peter griffin fall down stairs.
bold of you to assume hes acting
He deserve to be in every books. He's the representation of 20th century. The smartest man alive.
he’s not acting
He is basically a cartoon villain.
Dude he’s a literal villain from any other cartoon.
11 AM on a Monday afternoon. Powerful stuff right here.
Never heard of this dude, and don't know if this is supposed to be satirical or taken literally or what, but oh my god these are straight facts. I deeply respect this in an unironic and honest way. This genuinely feels like the best way to describe how I feel about others and life in general on a regular basis, to a degree that I don't know if I can put into words myself. "You need me to be a bad person more than I need me to be a good person," deserves to be permanently painted on my living room wall. Mad respect for this, seriously.
I am hopelessly in love with Dan
me too…
We all are silly!
fuck you im hopefully in love with him i have WHIMSY
Yeah...
never cook again and get tf out!
4:43
Every youtuber apologizing: logic, understanding, guilt
This man 🗿:
He didn’t crash out in his car mid video 😔
Get this man in a low budget hollywood film NOW
I need to ignore ragebait more…
This man is legitimately speaking truth.
#JUSTICEFORDANIEL never cancelled in our hearts! 🗣🗣🗣🗣
I just smoked cat litter in a vid 💪🔥💯❤🎉
@@Muscleman8562OnCameo.you gotta stop spamming bro
I love the energy this gives off and I pray that this video never gets forgotten. My children need to see this.
Gen Z is trying to cancel Dan?!
oh honey... thats cute
WOAH, I DIDNT EXPECT THAT 🤯
Gen Z is trying to cancel WHO now? you gotta be kidding me
gen z is trying to what?
First it was Eminem, now dan? Tf is wrong with people?
“At 11AM on a Monday afternoon” underrated line
“You all will do anything but ignore someone who wants your attention.” - Daniel Hentschel 2024
3:08 its the big one💀
They can't cancel you Dan. You're too powerful
I bet his head could reflect the cancellation ;)
😂
3:02 this is so true omfg
This is the real Dan, this is his true form, he's no longer playing a character, this is the point at which he becomes one, there is no "Therapist Dan" "Army Dan" "Teacher Dan" "Preacher Dan" there is only Daniel Herschel. They mask has not slipped it has become him. I look forward to the new age of completely genuine non-satirical content.
Dude isn't a genius, he's just telling the truth.
With the glasses, Dan, you look like if Elton John became a skinhead lawyer. I dig it, baby boo
he looks like mickey knox
@@sidiot_ytUnnatural Born Killer: The Dan Hentschel Story
"What the fuck is cancel culture dawg" - Kendrick Lamar
N95 is so good…
I really am glad, this is hilarious!!! great art man for real its been hilarious watching people playing into the very projection they are putting on others... though its really not funny I cant help but chuckle hope you enjoy your day you beautiful mind.
Dan says it's a Monday afternoon when it's just before 12 in his time zone. I don't know what kind of 4D chess he is playing, but he is good at it.
Nothing he says isn’t gaslighting 🙏🙏🙏✝️✝️
the waves make this more relaxing than I think it's supposed to be, and I love it.
This guy doesn’t suck. This guy isn’t an idiot. This guy isn’t a psychopath. This guy isn’t a narcissist.
Bing bom bing.
nah
Bing bom bing
Bing bom bing
nah
Seriously might just be the goat of giving villain monologues.
It gives me the chills to think that the way Dan speaks in this video reminds my of my country's dictator
Who
Looks like cocky did not get his boing boing
It is so damn hard to distinguish this from reality, and I've been following Dan for over a year now
I'm pretty sure he's not joking in this one but it's still funny so
he isnt joking in this one. this is genuine
Dan was always like this
The worst part of this video is that the people who actually need to hear it wont watch more than 20 seconds
Tryna cancel me? Gen z me bruh?
Jenzimibra
when are we gonna realize we need eachother
If you really wanna cancel someone stop watching the video. are you thinking about writing a hate comment? well you wanna actually hurt him, stop watching the videos because he's wright, he's making money off attention. social media is like crowd surfing, one person held up by many but the second the arms get tired the person falls down.
i deadass love this guy who tf is trying to cancel him
1:29 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" really got me
wow. this guy didnt escape the matrix, he knows it so well that he exploits it. he spoke facts for 7:37 minutes
literally everything he said can be applied to himself. He wants attention, he hates his life, he has the brain of an ape.
"at 11 am, on a Monday afternoon"... Hell yeah, love when my afternoons start early
Tbh he is actually 100% right about how people online NEED to voice their opinions
Where’s your car Daniel? I’m getting worried, feels like I lost a best friend
Repossessed by snowflakes
the car is the one filming
Now seriously... thank you so much Dan, for puting shadows into light in a humurous, hilarious, brilliant way.
You are a truth teller and comedian. Perfect mix.
Thank you for existing ❤
my fave philosopher
It feels like he was reborn
After he was saved from death Dan hasn't been the same
@@pinhead7422 indeed
The thing is he’s right, ragebait has taken over social media, and people give it way too much attention
Everyone in the comments making memey comments for likes, but he raises some very real and sometimes obvious truths about engagement. Here's another view and comment Dan, you deserve it.
real shit bro
This man thoughts and motivation are the most mysterious thing to grace and he’s three steps hashed of as and we don’t know everything about him.
They can NEVER stop Dan! #HentschelHeads
what is that hashtag 😭😭
@@davemillrfr bro 😭🙏 y’all want hentschels head?!???!
I'm so happy I positively followed this guy and didn't complain, like how I'm following him right now and not complaining about the fact he just dipped his pita bread (organic and expensive btw) into his beer (Coors Lite for those wondering)
this is one of my favorite white men
What's your favorite blue men
@@Granochereal the creature
What's your favourite pretty pink grown men
@@p4nth3r.x my neighbor he likes to sneak into my house through the roof.
@@kamera-crew how wonderful!
1:28 I jumped lmao I could feel the pain as fear in his voice. This is another reason why he is so relatable.
He looks/sounds like if reviewbruh fell into a vat of acid and became a joker version of himself
Scrolled through all the comments, only found one that was against Dan so far (that wasn't just ragebait). This man is unstoppable.
im gonna write my college paper on this
actual far cry villain, I wouldn't be surprised if he shows up in the next installment as the main antagonist.
11am on a Monday afternoon. I love it!!
I also noticed that 😂
The people making serious points about like "what he says is actually Right" forget that part of the joke is that he got very mild criticisms and jokes made at him and isn't getting cancelled
you look so snazzy in your sunglasses and tan suit daniel
Some of your finest work Dan. The little seal noises when the water hit him 😂😂😂
please go back to the car i'm so freaking scared im sorry dan
“Gotham this is your final warning” aah speech
the way those waves hit you.. just gets me going in a different kind of way.
Doesn't it make you just wish you were the wave washing over Dan's body 🤭
@@KatSpade1018 yess😣
@@sikkymella 🤭☺️
nikocado avocado really got inspired by this
this man is going through a villain arc
This is definitely the long lost third Tate brother
Dan is playing four dimensional chess with God. His motives are incomprehensible.
this man’s aura is off the charts
YOU CAN NEVER BE CANCELLED DAN! YOU CANNOT LET THEM WIN!! WE WILL FOREVER BE WITH YOU!!!
this is the greatest video to see as my first news of you ever existing
On that same damn beach...
1:59 does this count as boing boing
Looks like a camera from the Truman show
Lol
It's the white vignette
This feels so genuinely out of character with how sincere it is
best reaction to getting cancelled i've ever seen thank you sir for handling it like a king
Somehow even better than Jschlatt's ban wave