Every Hallmark Movie Ever
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- It always starts in a cozy New England town... what should the plot of our next Christmas movie parody be? #comedy #christmas #holidaymovies
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The only thing missing is when she overhears a conversation and gets the wrong impression and goes back to New York and then gets a revelation that she was wrong and goes back to the small town.
Given my experiences when they overhear they hit me before they leave....
YES! And then they have their very first kiss at the very end of the movie under the small town Christmas tree!
@@DeepBlue7 That’s not Hallmark, that’s one of five endings for Christian Christmas short stories. They exchange a chaste kiss at the end, then there is an epilogue with them getting married and he gives her a meaningful kiss after months of them only holding hands.
@@AlbertaRose94 I have never watched any Christian short stories but okay... 😂👍
💯 This “misunderstanding followed by zero communication” trope is one of the most common yet annoying Hallmark movie tropes. 😂
This is why a lot people don’t watch hallmark movies.
This is also why a lot of people do.
SPIKE _ Lol so true
Sadly so true
There's a fine line between predictable and safe and it's in the eye of the beholder
Now I feel like I have to go watch some. I think I've seen one EVER. LOL
we do. yes, they are formula shows... but they are simple, clean, happy, feel-good shows that are basically mindless when all we want to do in regarding the craziness of this world is forget.
You can’t forget to have the childhood bedroom still in tact for when said character comes home from New York. Lol.
yes like haven't lived at home for decades but... my room was gone so fast
@@marthagroenwold2140 LOL.. yes! My husband was planning his new office while his son was still living here. A week after he moved out.. the refurb had already begun. LMAO
@@WonderfulWorldOfWendy haha will be me! hubby already has the garage and a office!
My parents turned my bedroom into a closet - broke a wall down and it was an extended closet ! So I had the privilege of going home to sleep in the closet ;-) nope, not foreshadowin’ ....
intact
They left out the successful boyfriend in the city
yes it right how do you know it is love if you don't have a breakup
Or the witchy girlfriend
And the strict boss.
Every story needs a villain
that one black person in the whole film, the old wise person that helps the main character out, and that scene where character 1 overhears something and they run off back to their highend town but comes back to confess their love
They forgot the scene where she slips in the snow and he catches her
THE best one. Such a romantic moment.
Or the ladder. Cant forget the ladder
And the snowball fight, every hallmark Christmas movie has one person (usually the man) throws the first snowball and then they fight romanticly
And the mistletoe
Cuz she's wearing high heels cuz she's from the Big City
Hallmark: *sees this*
Hallmark: wrITE THAT DOWN *WRITE THAT DOWN*
Old-Fashioned Things LOL
Hallmark quickly adds their longform rendition of this as their 41st movie to their lineup this year
Right, haha!
😂😂😂😂
*Playing Tic Tac Toe with theirselves*
Her name should've been "Holly" and his "Nick". He should also be a single dad.
yes a widower
@@marthagroenwold2140 With adorable children who miss their mother but want their father "happy", so they will tolerate this awkward careerist with no maternal instincts because she makes their father laugh...
@@RevBoose haha
😂😂😂
He is a single dad... a dog dad
They forgot the part where the guy is a widower with a young daughter who wins over the new york business woman's heart
Hence, the dog.
The daughter is an up and coming figure skater. Because, you know, these towns are always in a place of permafrost. Then the New York lady says that she was on her way to becoming champion but because of an injury trying to do an impossible move her dreams were dashed and she went to the city. New York lady, torn from the memories, utters “I shouldn’t have come back” and heads home. The daughter finds out that New York lady’s trophy is in the high school trophy cabinet and gets a whole new level of respect for her. Love interest uses “the power of inept widower” to get the New York lady to come back and train the daughter. Daughter enters competition and in a surprising turn of events nails the impossible move that the New York lady couldn’t do. The love interest, happy that New York lady has proved her usefulness kisses her on the ice and everyone is happy.
Source material: Half the movies on Lifetime. They can catch this fade too. 🤣🤣🤣
@@LoveAndSnapple “The power of inept widower” bruh 😂
I've seen so many where it's a single parent with a big crush on the other person. And they always end up together.
Nailed it. The only thing missing is the misunderstanding that sends her back to New York, but before she gets on the plane she realizes her mistake and turns back. She enters during the small town holiday celebration. After the reunion and confession of love, the couple shares one chaste kiss.
You work for Hallmark, don't you? ADMIT IT!
They can’t find one another in the crowd but one of them stupidly tries to walk THROUGH the parade to get to the other side. Which prompts the OTHER one to do the same thing. They’re having a heartfelt conversation through the crowd and finally meet up by getting on the small float. They share a kiss and the entire town goes wild.
That describes a number of Disney films as well (or rather similar to them).
OMG these comments are hysterical!!! I’m crying they are awesome!!! And definitely nailed it!!!!
Oh yah! "The misunderstanding".
Things you forgot for the Hallmark movie:
- she came home to help her dad for the week at the local bookstore that's about to go under, but she saves it in a week
- he has a niece that she meets
- there was a big baking-related competition (cookies, cake decorating, gingerbread houses)
- the not-a-jerk boyfriend that comes to town because he misses her
- the misunderstanding that comes about 45-50 minutes into the 80-minute run-time (w/o commercials)
- the old inn-keeper that sorts it out
- the 1 non-white in the WHOLE movie
Facts
don't forget spoiled rich prince "under cover" and the small-town festival kick-off where something embarrassing happens
I’ll just add the part where the small town has a big Christmas festival and she volunteers to help and meets the mayor and all the important people in the town even though she’s only been there for one day.
The not-white person can also be replaced with a not-straight person for some progressive flair.
@@annalinneajohansson And now, because they took such flack for not running those ads, they dropped in a couple of LGBTQ+ plot points and I heard they've got a same-sex couple in one that we haven't seen yet.
Her sassy small-town friend with the mug needs to have a recurring role
That is black, because diversity. But not in the main role.
@@alaska4939 Gah. I even said "sassy." You're right.
Yes please! Her name has to be Mackenzie Farmburger.
Gee Whiz yes 🤦🏼♀️
@@alaska4939 thee most accurate thing ever
Forgot the white gazebo and enough string lights to land a major aircraft.
🤣🤣🤣
Please do one where the girl dumps the 5 year relationship for a guy she’s known 2 days. I threaten my fiancé with that daily when we watch Hallmark 😂😂😂😂
Does it work 😂
Love this! Thanks for the laugh!
The only thing I've seen nuttier is when they go totally head over heels for each other after like one meeting. That happened in a British film from around World War II I saw not too long ago. This RAF pilot communicates with a female service member as he's trying to get back home, he bails out and survives and then by random chance actually encounters her on a road soon after. She's joyful to see him alive, but then he turns on his charm and by the end of this ONE encounter, they part with a huge kiss and begin dating. Perhaps it was some kind of propaganda the British filmmakers were doing (like "Our boys are SMOOOOOOOTH when they're not in combat"), but it was hilariously unrealistic. How can any normal person fall in love THAT quickly?
Especially when the boyfriend is a jerk and she cheats on her
My Grandma watched Hallmark movies all the time,everyday when it was christmas..this will be our second christmas without her..rest in peace.
Forgot the old wise person who talks sense to her so she can learn love is based on being yourself not anyone else and the meaning of Christmas or something
Meanwhile she's 30+ and somehow JUST realizing this, lol.
"I was married for 100 years."
"Wow what did you do to stay married for that long?"
"Well marriage isn't all fun and games. It takes a lot of work and great communication. Is there something on your mind right now?"
"Thanks for everything, I gotta go."
"😉"
this was perfect! EXCEPT you forgot the infamous holiday festival that they have to save that apparently every town has!
Having grown up in a town with an annual Christmas festival, this hurts me (even though I never actually attended said festival, because tourists).
Also, baking Christmas cookies!!
I think Hallmark is reading all of these comments, looking for their next ideas.
"A Taste of Christmas": He's a baker with real heart, but he's bad at finances and his business struggles. She's an accountant who was fired (right before Christmas!) because she's heartless in her business decisions. He teaches her how to bake treats that spread warmth to others. Her old boss happens into the shop that is now a huge success and sees the change in her and offers her old job back. She refuses, as the bakery is now the job that fulfills her. Also there needs to be an engagement ring on a cupcake or something at the end.
LOVE it!!
wow, you know someone's going to come in here and steal this for an actual movie! 🙉
You left out her briefly considering the job offer but than on Christmas Eve she realizes what she truly wants.
Sheer poetry!
Wait, I think I saw this movie already...
Nope, it's missing the adopted niece/ nephew and dog
I’m already laughing at “A Christmas for Christmas” 😂 I have a weird sense of humor 🙈
Then you're in the right place.
Ok good, it wasn't just me. But hey, a laughs a laugh. Feels good no matter where it's origins are.
That cracked me up too! 😂
My kids were like, "Why'd they use that title?" and I had to explain that most Hallmark movies are either "A _____ Christmas" or "A ______ for Christmas," so it's a mashup of the two. :D
Loved this, but where was the kiss in the last minute? (And the prerequisite two kisses that get interrupted before that!😆) So much fun!! Thank you!!!!
You can't forget that she has a mega-stock-broker fiance in NY, too, but somehow it's perfectly acceptable and advisable for her to get smitten with small-town dude... Nevermind that if the roles were reversed, he'd be vilified and crucified.
Oh good, I’m not the only one. 😁 Ever actually say that to someone and get called a Cynical B*tch?
Oh the ones who left their fiance at the altar for the other small town man
Sexist script !
It all depends. If the girlfriend or fiancée is mean like in the Parent Trap then it’s okay, lol.
And it’s okay if the new girl is sweet and quirky like Zoe Dachenal. Then she can relate to the children because she’s a woman-child herself and she teaches the kids to have fun and let’s the Dad loosen up. Unlike that stuffy fiancée who is only human and it’s not fair to have her be an insta-mom to two kids that aren’t hers, but WHO CARES! The small town girl whose hair smells of snickerdoodles gets the guy. 😅😅😅
The NY fiance surprises her by showing up early one Sat. morning only to find her cooking breakfast for 2 & Old High School crush coming out of her bedroom wearing a pair of pajama pants and her bathrobe. NY storms off & she can't catch him. (Notice how she doesn't try to call him.) What happened was Old School came over to shovel her car out of The Snow & got dirty. She has his clothes in the wash & is making breakfast for him because it's all her fault. He gives her a friendly pep talk hug that accidentally turns into a chaste kiss. He tells her the secret of how his angelic wife died & they spend the rest of the day buying beautiful gifts for all of the kids in the town hospital. One of the kids is so touched by his gift that he can walk again or comes out of a coma.
And she needs to stay in her hometown long enough to attend the annual Christmas Jubilee 😃😃
Lmao, “jubilee” 😂😂😂
yes! unless of course she gets a modeling job on Christmas Eve, although half way to the job, she`ll come back
And be the guest of honor to make a speech on what she’s realized since coming back home (it isn’t all the things you have, it’s love & what’s in your heart that really matters) & then gets to hit the big button to light the big Christmas tree at the annual tree lighting ceremony with the entire town there! And enough lights that it could power out Vegas! 😂😂😂
THIS IS SUCH AN UNDERRATED COMMENT
But she might not be able to make it, because she needs to close the deal to sell/buy the inn/bookstore/bakery by Christmas Eve, which is when all business deals during the month of December have to be done.
Don’t forget the party that they always seem to have in the end where they give a speech about what they’ve learned and what Christmas really means to them 😂
“Christmas Magic” of course, that good ol’ Hallmark standby bs! 😉🎄
We were going to have the traditional Christmas speech, but wait, now someone is coming in and talking off the cuff about how this small town taught them the true meaning of Christmas and everybody clapped cue the happy exciting music.
“I am just attractive enough to catch the eye of someone in this small town”
“That’s true”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Amanda F. Best lines.
That killed me 🤣
You do get the impression that all the actors/actresses in these Hallmark movies are just above-average attractive enough to be in these movies without the presence or acting ability to move beyond Hallmark/made for TV fare.
Hallmark never shows a 10-20 yrs later “how they doing” movie. Now that I would watch... pick ANY Hallmark movie and do a skit on how life is now...lol
YES!
Yes, please!!!
Yes :)
: Jennifer, I think I’ve found it (link below - 1 1/2minutes - very short! 😁). But this concept needs more exploring- I’d LOVE to see Penn & Kim’s version! 😁
Post-Christmas Hallmark Movie: ua-cam.com/video/zF8BqxFBfOE/v-deo.html
We need a parody of Sex In The City. Did I get the name of the show right? Never did watch it much. Liked Chris Noth better in The Good wife. Hey, now there is a show to parody.
That was awesome don’t you love how all the single parents on hallmark live in houses like 5x beyond what they could ever afford. So unrealistic and they fall in love in a week haha
It's always a nice overly friendly suburban neighborhood aswell.
Wait... You're saying that never happens??!! Holy Kerfunkle!!
@@gemstar7286they rent these places for 2 decades for filming i guess hh
I would so watch a cross between a Hallmark holiday romcom and a dark reality check like Dopesick. Rural racism, fentanyl epidemic in full swing, wage gap crisis, class warfare, people trampling each other on Black Friday at the local Wal Mart because it's a holiday tradition. ...actually, I"m not mad at Hallmark for making these terrible escapist fluffy films anymore...
Where's the precocious child and the Christmas festival?
And that moment the festival got cancelled and the female protagonist's friends are angry at her?
I've noticed you can watch Christmas movies with the sound off and still tell exactly what is happening - the awkward arrival of the ex, the miscommunication, the kind elderly neighbor who sets everything straight. Happy binge watching!
😂😂
“Coronavirus Christmas”... with the Christmas festival under threat of cancellation, the family finds the “true meaning” of Christmas while wearing haz-mat suits around the Christmas tree and enjoying Christmas cookies and sipping egg nog through the access ports in their suits.
SJDFKFKDJSD YES HOLDERNESSES DO IT OMG
😂🤣😂😂😂😂 omg ,,,,😂😂
This is almost as bad as hallmark
That is hilarious. I bet we see one with just that plot this year. Ha!
Thats brilliant
No brainer, a Murder She Wrote and Kim can solve the mystery of the murdered Christmas Tree Lot owner and the dog can provide the clues! 😂 🎄 🦮
love it
Add in that mysterious old(ish) man (played by some previously famous actor who about 10% of the audience will recognize from "somewhere" but probably get it wrong) who pops up at just the right moment with just the right words, actions, or items to plot device the "plot" in the "right" direction. And then "mysteriously" vanishes with a telltale sound effect while the main cast is distracted for like ten minutes. Include "knowing" camera movements that strongly suggest, but do not confirm, that said mysterious old(ish) man was actually Santa Claus. For added diversity or inclusivity points, replace the mysterious old(ish) man with pretty much any other trope, but lampshade it even harder.
I don't think Hallmark ever got on that bandwagon, but there was a rather large number of "similar" movies that did lean into the above for a while.
Lifetime movie worthy!!
@Christopher Smith I have no idea what that would look like but it would be awesome.
@@lostwizard of course there must be a "that guy" in it AND don't forgot a "and they would've have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that annoying girl and the {insert whatever adjective} boyfriend/old flame/friend...." :)
There is always a "Tree lighting Ceremony" in the town center and the evil real estate business person from NYC is going to close down the popular book store to develop condos. Don't forget the girl seeing her guy of interest meeting with his ex and thinking they are back together. And of course, the "kissis interruptus" is always there.
"Kissis Interruptus"! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
snowball fight
Yes!!! He's rich. She's self-made. He's arrogant. She's brilliant and can do better. Of course they end up together.
#2: He's a prince, but she meets him when he's undercover as a regular person. Will she accept him and the responsibilities of a royal duchess?
The “ugly duckling” story where the “ugly” character wears glasses and when they come off, everyone sees they are beautiful now. But it’s too late for the love interest...or is it?
I am offended as a fan of Hallmark Christmas movies and am laughing hysterically at the truth of this parody. Well done! So true. When we talk about these, we also mention that ‘the kiss’ happens at 90 seconds before the end credits roll.
@@fischeja so true! “The Kiss” 😀
I love how a very attractive person wears the Clark Kent glasses as a "disguise".
@@llchapman1234 some cute old person is always joking/ nagging him/ her to stop wearing glasses
Do the “I need a fake fiancé for the holidays and then they fall in love for real” trope.
I just watched that one last week!😆
@@nv7466 Wait, the one where the main characters worked at a radio station, but they had to pretend they are dating in front of the parents?
@@soccerruben1 haha. No, it was the the best friend's brother and they made a contract to help each other out.
I’m early 🥰 great vid!! I only survived quarantine because of y’all’s vids
Who else only survived quarantine because of the Holderness family??
👇🏼
awwwww thanks for keeping us company
Accidents that leave one of them with no memory and falling for their caretaker. I can count at least 4 that make me feel like it's a ripoff of Overboard minus the wealth and humor.
I don’t know what I would’ve done without their funny parodies and spot on relatable sketches.
A Christmas Carol. Carol's 50, but (no judgement) she's still finding herself.
We're all still finding ourselves!
You forgot to dance in the small town Christmas celebration. That’s when you realize you are in love. Oh, wait, you need a rich stuck up boyfriend/businessman from your city to show up when you are ready to kiss. Then he proposes.
That was so damn funny, even the leaves are the right colour for a hallmark Christmas movie 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
You need to make “A Christmas for Christmas 2: The Electric Borgaloogi”
😂🤣😂🤣
Oh, it’s electric, alright! 😁🤣😂
I think this is my favorite comment! 😁😂🤣
Mine too!!🤣😂😅😂🤣😂😂😅
where they have a giant bake-off to save the community center?
Easy: single-mom who hates christmas because of "insert generic tragedy here" falls for her kids' sports coach who is obsessed with christmas. Epic montages of christmas activities and sports-ball throwing ensue.
IM CACKLING OMG YES
I *loathe* that plot the most, because it’s usually some place that seldom gets snow but this year there just happens to be snow OR he rents a snow machine just so her kid can experience snow, because the subplot is her and the kid are from some place where there is SNOW.
My mother has only watched Hallmark all of 2020. She said it's her only sanity.
When COVID hit, my wife had Hallmark on 24/7
Must have “girl goes back to NY but guy spends all his money on a one way ticket to NY to change her mind”
Ok I vote to do the next one as the “Prince of Andalasynia” who keeps his identity secret from the Nanny he needs for his poor motherless children. Classic.
You made me laugh out loud because I am binge watching “The Nanny” and watched the first Christmas episode.
“Gingerbread House For Christmas” (that might actually be a real title) - Two divorced single parents both with two kids (ahem - two children we know playing dual roles! 😁), have their hands full with family and careers but their kids want to go to Disney and that happens to be the prize for a local Gingerbread House contest (or Christmas cookies) - each set of kids enters it and the parents are forced to help out. The dad is a high powered realtor and the mom runs a cleaning service - they’ve run into each other before thru work and their kids school but it’s always been antagonistic through innocent misunderstandings. They keep running into each other at the gingerbread house pre-competition workshop and the grocery store for supplies. This is too long and too complex, but basically they hate each other until they have to help each other for their kid’s sake and whoops - it’s icy and it’s snowing and it’s evening and someone’s car doesn’t start and there’s a warm fire inside. I have no idea what the problems are or how they get resolved but they end up, none of us would ever guess - getting engaged at Christmas. Sponsored by Disney. 😁. Apologies - This is way too long and so is no help to our heroes, Penn and Kim, attempting to create mini marshmallow hallmark classics like “A Christmas for Christmas”. 😁🤣
This is a better plot than the actual hallmark movies 😂😂
Hallmark🎬🏡 is typing...
Wow, you've possibly watched even more of these cheesy movies than I have. Your storyboard is spot on!
this is so accurate - you need to submit to hallmark lOL
@@folklorelover13 : I’m afraid we could all write for Hallmark. And Bollywood (same ideas except throw in as an obstacle that one or both are already engaged into an arranged marriage. And dance numbers). 😁
0:18 the worst wood "chopping" ever done by mankind. 😁😂🤣
Jesus Christ- the facial expressions- the voices- it’s amazing
Do next: murder she wrote. Everyone that’s a friend to the star dies or is accused of murder.
And at the end, Jessica comes out and she is Mrs. Claus doing all the killing. Muhahhahaaa!
@@jenniferdodge4023 that would be awesome
So many people were murdered in that show, murder capital of the world.
I honestly call Jessica the walking plague... like how can everyone she encounters die?
@@AnnerzDrum she's the killer
I feel like Kim could voice Siri ngl 😂
😂😂😂
I would change my Siri voice to Kim’s voice in a heartbeat.
@@katiesoderling3596 same
"He invented the internet". "Now I am attracted to him". GUFFAW!
Which is a lie every one knows it was Al Gore.
Don't forget the girl out on her own, who wants to forget her past, so she moves to a small town and renovates some inn/coffee shop/whatever, and finally opens it only to find someone from her past walks through the doors, and now she has to confront everything she ran away from...😆
Send your resume to Hallmark ..you totally nailed it
It's usually " omg what are you doing here " , then the guy says he's helping with some event in town .
Or bookstore
Now just show this movie in July like Hallmark is known to do and you've nailed it.
OMG. You guys hit the target spot on. Every Hallmark Movie Ever Made For Sure.
A country candle maker finds love with a big city real estate executive, when she teaches him to MAKE CANDLES.
Idea: Penn breaks up with Rona (one last time in the wig) after finding her with either Murder hornet or a hurricane or a California wildfire or other assorted 2020 related theme and then discovers true love with Kim just in time for a wonderful Christmas!
Hahahaaa!!!! Connecting everything: the perfect bow to wrap up this year!! 😂
That is so amazing!
They need to do this!!
Saving the maple syrup family business with a country singer woman, the hero.
That’s the plot of a Christian Christmas story. I can’t remember the authour’s name, LOL!
Omg I honestly busted out laughing reading that 🤣🤣🤣
GOLDEN !!!!!
2 weeks later and we're still walking around the house going "Chlo-eh?"
Just need obligatory ice skating scene and also snow ball fight ☺️
...AND, then they fall down together... ALMOST KISS.. but it's interrupted by local kids.
Home Alone, but the kid never notices because he's just on his iPad the entire time. Family leaves. Burglars. Candy cane rave in living room. Snow. Zombie Apocalypse outside. Krampus shows up, destroys the chimney and the burglars. What have you. . . chaos envelops Kevin's house, but he is the eye of the storm, calmly playing minecraft or whatever the youths are into these days. Maybe Catherine O'Hara makes a cameo, and when she finally gets home to her abandoned son, he's several years older - essentially Chad (Pete Davidson) from SNL. "Okay."
I would watch this. 😂
Maybe the plot twist is when the internet service is interuppted and there is an actual awakening to the zombie apocolypse going on. But no, there would just be complaining and sulking and proclamations of boredom.
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@@nataliegraham9552 : omg so true! The internet would have to go out for him to notice and even THEN it would just be “I’m boredl!”. This is the reality of our times (the apocalypse AND the non responsive teen!) 😁🤣😫😭
Amazing! Do the one where they hire a " boyfriend" for the holidays and fall in love
saw that one last week
Yeah do that one too! I just saw one of these last week but it was with a fake girlfriend instead. Works either way!
Yep this is the one I thought of right away.
@@pollyjazz Then there has to be a variation where the dog is hired/loaned to attract the girl, but both fall in love with the dog!
@@robertbowman448 yeah, I guess alot of these movies start with someone or something pretending to be something they're not. But they all end the same: TRUE LOVE and they lived happily ever after.
Yep. This one needs a sequel. They are about to get married but his ex-wife (that he never told her about), and her ex-fiance from the city show up to make them question if they are really right for each. Both their meddling mothers show up, his not seeming to like her, and hers trying to take over the wedding to the point she doesn't even feel Iike getting married anymore. And now the only way they know they still love each other is when they each separately get the advice of their old high school teacher who is a bookstore owner by day and a bartender by night. 😆
Don’t forget that the exes either end up falling in love with each other or with the bookstore owner / bartender ...
Honestly...I'd watch it.
Of course he also has a daughter he doesn't know about.
Emily Werner - Exactly.
This is very similar to some plots of a book with novellas in it.
“But I called him broke to his face” will always be funny
Widowed father in the ministry, he has daughter. divorced mom with son opens a shop in town..... or small cafe or bakery. Man wanders in, they meet. He invites her and her and son to a holiday church social/dance. Roll credits to the Ray Charles song " love me with all your heart" with the four of them in a cozy candle lit diner ......( I'm reaching for a tissue now as my heart is filled with joy),
😅😅😅😅😅
I'm TOTALLY dead. As much as I love Hallmark Christmas movies, this is COMPLETELY on point.
I live in a cozy New England town and I just have to say, this is so accurate. I can't tell you how many rings I have pulled out of jacket pockets. 10/10. Would watch 10 more.
I’m already crying of laughter from the title you guys are so funny
thanks for the love
@@holdernessfamilylaughs your welcome :)
The name Steve Borgalougy is AWESOME 😂😂😂😂😂
Have you noticed on Hallmark Mysteries, that none ever says, "You know, we were a quiet town until that Second-Hand Treasures store opened up. Now we have fourteen murders in two years."
Idea: she’s a baker and falls in love with the new man in town....who arrives wearing a suit but falls in love and takes up wearing sweaters instead.
I didn't read the title, just clicked to watch. Had no idea what it was supposed to be about. Within 5 seconds, I started laughing. This was a GENIUS idea!!
Save the Christmas Jammies Family-owned boutique!
Ok so where is the 80's/90's sitcom star appearance; Jesse Metcalfe, Lacey Chabert, Candace Cameron Bure?
How about Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
@@tinydancer7426 Hard pass, is anyone from Dawson's creek available?
How about a parody on soap operas (aka daytime serials)
@@tinydancer7426 theyre not in any Hallmark movies where as the people that person named are actually in the movies
“Every New England Town” is Fort Langley, British Columbia.
Very true. AND in the middle so Summer!
How about the Christmas movie set in Nashville (1 of the very few set in the South) where it's snowing in the final scene with green grass and green leaves on the trees, and no snow on the roof. So lame.
This is hysterical!!! At the beginning of Covid I saw an idea for a hallmark movie where two strangers meet in a zoom meeting. One was meant to be in it and the other stumbled in. Do a covid hallmark movie. 😂
Awesome! The only part you left out is that Chloe has lost that Christmas Spirit, but being back in her hometown she talks to a guy who vaguely resembles Santa (*WINK*) and he restores her faith in Christmas which allows her to fall in love with Steve.
That’s right! Incognito Santa is always on of the characters! 😁
My girlfriend tortures me with these movies starting in early November.
That reminds me, this is an even year so my husband will be watching “Christmas on Spencer’s Mountain” with me.
lol hubby is totally fine me watching while he is at work for that reason. though he did like snowed in christmas I think it is called and one about a bootlegging ghost that pops up at xmas
@@marthagroenwold2140 Christmas on Spencer’s Mountain is very far removed from any Hallmark movies. 😁 It’s also the movie that inspired the series “The Walton’s”.
@@AlbertaRose94 he may like it think we all watched waltons back in the day.
@@marthagroenwold2140 He didn’t. The only reason why he watches Christmas on Spencer’s Mountain with me is it’s not like Hallmark or The Walton’s. 😁 It has stereotypes and generalizations of a different genre, LOL!
The Holderness family never fails to crack me up!! Hallmark movies are of extremely low quality, but they, on the other hand, mocked it in such a way as to have the highest quality ever!
I couldn't help but cry. She's so brave.
Honestly, for the next one, just upload this video again. Every hallmark movie is the same, so it’ll be more accurate lol
LOL
Genius, don't forget to change the odd word in the title to suck us in each time x
When I'm too stressed to watch an ambitious movie, I watch a Hallmark movie, because I know how it will go. It's oddly soothing, like a safe blanket 🥰
That's why I watch!
Get out of my head. 😂
They figured out that need a long time ago. Jerry Seinfeld explained the success of his show as "it's a universe people would like to live in'.
So you're a moron, then.
I love it basically a hallmark movie is......
Person Has a vacation
Meet a old high school love
Get mad at them
Get better
Kiss or get married
ROLL CREDITS
The "stupid" comments at the end are great. Ironic how silly, stupid stuff can jolt one's brain.
Meeting someone we loved from childhood and seeing them again could happen, but not on this level. Some of the stuff from Hallmark movies about the girls learning humility is a good lesson. A Very Merry Mixup is an excellent Hallmark Christmas movie!
As soon as I saw the title of the movie, A Christmas for Christmas, I mashed that LIKE button. My wife is addicted to this crap. Every script is the same. Just different locale and character names.
You forgot the most important plotline of EVERY Hallmark movie: She works for a huge real estate conglomerate. The company is considering buying a quaint village inn in the town. She is there to close deal and advance her career. She falls in love. She loves the village inn. She agrees to stay, married to him, to save and run the inn.
Script (15 minutes before end):
Him: Wait! You actually came here to buy the inn, bulldoze it, and build a 27-hole PGA/LPGA Championship golf course, surrounded by $1 million dollar condos?
(he exits)
Short time later, they meet again.
Her: Yes, I was buying the inn to bulldoze it, and build a 27-hole PGA/LPGA Championship golf course, surrounded by $1 million dollar condos.. But then I found something more valuable than money.
( they look longing into each other's eyes. They kiss.)
(END SCENE)
Concerning you next Hallmark parody:
He and she work in competing businesses (usually a bakery). A baking competition is announced, and they both enter. Do I really need to finish this? You know where this goes.
I bookmarked this for my wife. She WILL watch this. Yes, she will.
I think maybe you should just write one for real. It was crazy on point, and detailed. 👊
Good hubby clearly is watching (and enjoying?) with wifey! Such a sacrifice! Good man!!!😁
You love it too!
Writing chops on point sir!
Over the top of wonderful! Thank you for the belly laughs!!
She gets dramatically sick the night before the bake-off & her treacherous sister/ town princess tell her she heard Hot Love Interest tell his bff that he had a plan to take Hot City Girl out of the competition. HCG cries on her bff/ comic relief's shoulder. Bff volunteers to help, but she's cutely accident prone. HLI wins. He's just about to be crowned when judge Myrtle Sayers notices one judge has 2 pieces of paper under one foot. They're votes for HCG that must've fallen on the floor. Everyone cheers & HCG starts to faint. Hot Love Interest catches her, asking her to marry him. She says yes. Chaste kiss. Everyone cheers louder and suddenly HCG is no longer sick.
So accurate! It reminds me of sweet home alabama (much as I love it).
Let’s give a hand to:
Penn: he writes these amazing songs
The children: they have done a lot of things with Penn no complaint.
And of course Kim: she has supported Penn through his dream and has made it there life! They are just amazing!
Yes, please make another one! The next one could include a story line with the unrealistic picture of how the children always behave & sit by quietly when the adults are doing something for lengthy periods of time.
I actually do sit quietly and behave while adults do things, That goes to show I’ve probably watched to many Hallmark movies.
I feel like there needs to be some kind of crossover between the Hallmark Christmas movies and the Hallmark murder mystery channel. Like "Chainsaws Aren't Just for Christmas Trees" or the like.
Christmas on Elm Street :)
Murder Under the Mistletoe.
Lol, wow. Chainsaws aren’t just for Christmas trees, I’m dead. 😂
The monotone voices are EVERYTHING
waiting for my Oscar
@@holdernessfamilylaughs there are some Oscar winners whom I won't name (one possibly rhymes is smoolia slobberts) who aren't as good as you two.
Watching these two in these roles makes me realize how, if you can act at all well (as Pen and Kim can act VERY well), it’s incredibly hard acting this badly. Wait, I guess that’s just another example of really good acting! (Assignment: act like you have no personality). 😁
That was the laugh I needed. And you played the dead-pan perfect. I want to help you with other plots but they're all the same for those movies.
Oh the next one should involve a man who was widowed and left to raise his anxiety adolescent son alone. Until SHE walks in and makes them a family again! I wonder who will play that part of the son? Hehe
"A Christmas for Christmas" is a real crack up! Kim is hilarious. 😂 This whole parody had me in stitches- awesome stuff!.
Have a great day.
@@holdernessfamilylaughs I hope you all have a great day as well. Keep up the awesome content!.
"Writing Christmas" Kaylee Zurich is fired from her writing job right after she learns her mother fell from the roof hanging Christmas lights. She goes to her home town of Albercurcy (all-burr-sir-see) and while going to her mom's hospital room she is tripped by a golden retriever who just happens to be the dog of Justin Williams, her old high-school boyfriend. She forgets about the incident until she goes ice skating with her neice, who recognized Justin as her teacher. Feelings start to develop again until Kaylee bumps into Justin's past girlfriend who is mad at him so she makes it look like she is dating Justin to spite Kaylee. Kaylee doesn't trust Justin anymore because of it, so she goes back to New York with her cat Silvia. Silvia accidentally goes back to Albercurcy so Kaylee has to go get Silvia, who at was Justin's house. She finds out that Justin is single and then they live happy ever after!
Now flesh that out and you have a book ..... soon to be seen in Barnes & Noble ...... book singing event date to be announced. Don't be surprised to hear a knock on the door by someone from Hollywood who has come to purchase the movie rights with a big bonus attached and a contract for you to write the sequels ..... yes plural, sequels.
@@tinydancer7426 I'll make sure to mention that Justin will have a child they don't know about.
@@Emmae.Pittman And don't forget about the child she had at 16 out of wedlock and put the kid up for adoption and now the kid shows up unannounced and wants to get to know his family, and the kid thinks that Justin is his father ...... and I will let you take it from there, ..... oh, yeah, and you decide if the kid is a girl or a boy ....
@@tinydancer7426 I think the child will be a girl and her name will be Jessica Callers. Her father is Justin's past girlfriend's boyfriend, just to spice things up.
@@tinydancer7426 Thanks for the ideas 😊
"A Christmas Carol"...Too many possibilities to mention...LOL
Kim sounds scary that deadpan - are we sure she doesn't run on batteries? 😂
Kim does not. But Hallmark does, so she had to make the adjustment. 🙂
The next holdermark movie:
Characters:
Emma played by Kim
Johnson played by Penn
Emma walks in the neighbor hood of her new home in Georgia randomly she bumps into her old college roomie Mary who tells Emma about a new job application open at the office she works for. Emma applies. The next day Emma shows up for her interview in a green shirt she bumps into Johnson in the office “watch it he yells” Emma turns around all of a sudden she is wearing a orange coat! She scoffs and walks away. She of course books the job and plot twist lands a desk right next to Johnson’s he continues to make snotty remarks at her until they find out that they used to be childhood best friends and get married. The end
Oddly... This makes me want to watch a Hallmark Christmas movie...😂 That's weird.
Oh my. I'm wondering if I have EVER seen a Hallmark movie that didn't have that first inevitable kiss inturupted by a phone call, a person walking into the room, the boat sinking, etc. I think you could really do something funny with this! LOL!!
Gotta have the mid-movie "Almost Kiss" interrupted.
You guys need to recreate the ultimate Christmas movie - Home Alone!
Let us not neglect that other Xmas classic, Die Hard🙂
Lost dog that Santa returns.
Oh that would be good
Penn Charles can be Kevin!!
What about all those movies about the Christmas obsessed person and the scrooge who has inner demons about the holidays but is won over, falls in love and it ends with “let’s make every day of the rest of our lives like Christmas!”
OR
The baking/cooking chef/baker/entrepreneur who is down on their luck, enters a competition to create the best (insert whatever it is they do here) despite the odds being against them. The love interest is completely overlooked, wants to declare their love but doesn’t and instead is always there to bail out the entrepreneur. By some ‘incredible’ turn of events the entrepreneur wins the competition so they can realize their dream and all of a sudden they realize they are in love. “Wow! I can really have it all!”
The only thing missing is the preteen girl and her horse who she loves above everything else ;)
Plot idea: single woman (who works at an orphanage) can't find a husband and single RICH REAL ESTATE dad can't find a wife. The orphanage is about to close the day after Christmas. She needs a Christmas miracle. AND SANTA SHOWS UP AND CAUSES THE TWO TO BUMP INTO EACH OTHER. She thinks he is self and he thinks she is mean. But santa keeps playing match maker and a strange storm traps them in the orphanage over night. He changes his mind about kids and decides to buy the orphanage and now his daughter has siblings and he brings out his dog!
That was hilarious thanks! As good as the uber cornball script was, the delivery is what put it over the top. Bravo- take a bow!