Every Hallmark Movie AGAIN
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
- There's always a single Dad and a local store that needs saving. My apologies for the whipped cream ❄️ #comedy #christmas #holidaymovies
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“Kids meet your new mom”
“I have no issues with that at all” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was my favorite part too! “Me either! Hello, New Mom!” LMAO!!
Lol I always wondered how they come out so unscathed without any issues at all lol. That line was golden haha 😂
The perfect dialogue!
Lol they are just like “ok sure new mom you are cool I guess even though we have never meet you.
*HeLlO* *nEw* *MoM*
True story, I met my husband when he started working at my family's hardware store. We were both young divorcees and I had a son he eventually adopted. It was love at first sight. Today is our 37th anniversary. It hasn't been a Hallmark movie, but it's been a love story.
Aww! Sweet!
And he's a prince, right? Wink-wink, nudge, nudge.
@@tinydancer7426 Well....he was tall, dark, and handsome with beautiful blue eyes. But, my heart was won when he fixed the clanging motor in my old car. That made me swoon!
@@annanorth4584 That'll work!
So cool!
This sounds familiar...Was it made into a Hallmark movie?
OMG even better than the last one. I love Kim’s pull-string-Barbie-voice
YES!!
That Ray. I'm so glad I can sew.
I agree--better than the last one! And the kids absolutely nailed it!
And her sweeping hand gestures to show that she's very into her role as the heroine, lol.
I feel like its more “ The Californians” from SNL
"There's gonna be a musical version and then we'll be done."
NO. NEVER BE DONE.
I think she just meant for hallmark movies Verisons they’ll move onto their own ideas
My words exactly!!!
Can someone PIN this comment? What happened to ONE A DAY!?!?!?! They promised us. Promised.
@@matthewrichards8497 We need more Hallmark content! MORE
Oh you fool....you dared them...you provoked them...
Penn: How much whipped cream do you want me to put on my face?
Kim: Yes
hahaha exactly
I'm crying I'm laughing so hard!!😂😂
The whipped cream scene had me in stitches!!!! Hilarious!!!! Love it!
Let’s not forget the country music star that needs to come home to his roots and falls back in love with an old flame who happens to have a child that belongs to him 😂
that’s literally the plot for a Nicholas Sparks movie
never disrespect forever my girl like that again
Is this A Very Country Christmas? 😂
And he has to remind his child about the magic of Christmas and that Santa Claus is totally real.
‘A very unoriginal christmas’ XDDDD
I've always joked that Hallmark Christmas movies are summed up as snow-covered, real estate deals that end in love. Well done!
Vastly underrated comment! Best summation of a Hallmark movie I've ever come across.
It's so funny how video Kim can make a huge mess, but real-life Kim HATES messes. I wondered for a second if they got a stunt woman for that, because the idea of Kim wiping whipped cream all over Penn's face was so crazy...
I know that's why we watch them down under. What's your excuse America? 😉
The kids' lines -- and their perfectly imperfect delivery of them -- were a wonderful spice for me in this one. "I have no issues with that whatsoever!" And of course Pen and Kim were superb, as always.
OMG, "I am a Prince!". Hysterical! You guys pretty much nailed it, Christmas cookies, single dad, large cups of hot cocoa, corporate takeover, I love it.
His wife left him. Cuz pressures of being royal and all.
LOL yeah, the pressure, the pressure....
ROFL!!!!!!
RIP Princess Diana.
Poor Princess Diana. Life threw too much at her. I'm neither English nor royal but I can relate because I'm a highly sensitive person and proud of it.
BTW Diana would have been better off marrying a shrink because then he would have understood and respected her.
RIP Princess Diana. Missed very much even twenty-five years later.
Kim's "oh yay!" is one of my favorite things ever!
Also because she is haaaaaut
"Well it doesn't really matter"
"Why not"
"I am a prince"
That part came just as I read this.
"I hate you, but you are hot"🤣 Kim's accent reminds me of Moira Rose in Schitts Creek 😆 Anyone else?
Yes!
I was just thinking that!
I miss Moira! Love the Holderni.
Yes!
Yes! Lol.
"This is Lola's 8th grade math, trying to find an equation perpendicular to a line, that broke my brain last night." Lola gets an early start on future corporate takeover strategy.
“I’m a prince” BEST PART!!!! 😂
Here's how much we love these -- my husband called my phone from a different room in the house to tell me that there was a new Hallmark Movie from the Holderness family. We were so excited about this new UA-cam development that now we are examining our life choices. But -- we LOVE these. They are hilarious. Penn in a wig never disappoints, and the addition of the kids was great!
Penn in a wig is like watching a train wreck. I hate that I'm looking but I can't look away. lol
@blessedout not true; the Holderness family is the best family on UA-cam!
@Amy you are so right! The Holdernesses are the best family on UA-cam!
Hahah the kids were great! “I have no issues with that.”
I know, right? Daughter got the mono-tone voice down perfectly 👌
My 4 year old now walks around the house randomly saying "you have some whipped cream on your face" in that exact accent thanks to this video. 🤣🤣
Yes!!!! My husband and daughter give me grief for watching Hallmark movies, but they never leave the room if I am watching them....just saying. Lol!!! I agree, we all need the stability and predictability. It also makes me want to move to Canada.
If the movie includes moving to Canada i will watch it.
Lol they are so ridiculously predictable but so addictive
I loooooooooooooove stability and predictability!
I don't remember much about Canada (I've been there once on a family vacation, but that was when I was little). However, I do love small town settings especially on the East Coast.
BTW, i'm not dissing Canada; some of those settings do resemble the East Coast. I like that.
Your daughter's opening line killed me. I don't know how you did it, but this is possibly better than the first.
i love this one,too. but i am so sorry, i did not understand lolas opening line. can anyone help me?
@@katharinavonsamson2949 He's single, but nobody gets told why. Is he a widower or divorced? It's a question no one asks in the movies.
@@Emilaria thank you so much! It was just too fast for me to understand(i am not an native englisch speaker...) Now i got it! And yes, that s so typical for this kind of movie :)
“...that was a little extra. Sorry about that.”
Not sorry to Penn, but to the viewers. Thanks for taking one for the team.
Now just cast a former soap opera star for a lead role and a former 80s sitcom child actor as their love interest and you've got it.
Haha and her name is ALWAYS Holly! 😂 This was spot on! And I love Lolas line at the end "I have no issues with that whatsoever" 😂🤣🤣🤣
Penn trying not to break while Kim gives him a whip cream massage on his face! 🤣
The latest toy fad for this Christmas: the Kimbot
KIMBOT!
What about the ladder scene where she nearly falls while decorating the Christmas tree?
And the guy catches her and stops her falling
you mean "ladder"? yes, that's required!
It scares me when people fall, even if it's just in a movie.
Yes, we love predictable happy endings. Love the Holderness family. Kim kind of reminded me of Madeline Kahn in this one. Anybody else see that? That’s a good thing, Kim. I loved her too.
Please don’t finish after the musical one! These are sooooooo good! You have to still do the love triangle, simple nice small town dude and jerk fiancé!
Jerk fiancé!!! Yes! 😁 - Penn in a dual role! (With a wig - or cap or mustache) 😁🤣😂
Omg, this is literally every Hallmark movie I've ever seen! Great job to you guys!
What a fun family. This is spot on.
The only thing missing is the weird long curls that the leading ladies wear. Go check them out. My daughter and I discuss the fact that the hair and make up only have one curling iorn.
Yes, and the bad wigs!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I know someone who does hair and makeup on some of these! I should ask her! lol
And the BAD false eyelashes on the women, especially the leads
To be fair the long lightly curled hair is done on most females in tv and movies i read its for continuity for shots since its fairly obvious when hair changes when its straight but when its lightly curled its not really noticable if it moves because the curls give it a natural movement and busyness and they can easily recurl it to keep it that half curled half straight look.
Its one thing you cant unsee once you know about the half curled hair on women in media. Especially leading ladies. If theyre hairs down it oretty much gaurenteed
Please keep making the Hallmark stories. They are so awesome! Your whole family is so talented and I can't get enough.
I’ve been in the hospital for 8 hours and this really made me smile 😊
Blessings. Since you are already there the one called "Christmas Makes Everything Better" will make you laugh. And laughter works like a medicine. Both together and you'll feel great. Without a doubt. Sooooo watch it. I want you to feel better today and over the weekend. Blessings and prayers.
I feel like they usually run into each other some random place before she finds out he owns the store. Which can either be a positive or negative meeting.
The only thing that could make this more accurate is naming her Kate.
Or Maggie.
Or Sophie.
Or Jessica
@E W You are so right!
Kates are always tough-minded, independent blondes with material success, but whose need for love finds them questioning their Eastern liberal feminist principles.
"Well it doesn't really matter... I am a prince!" Hahaha
That was AWESOME. My wife wasn't amused but I was on the floor. Merry Christmas 🎅
Still another one: Hallmark has been doing lots of Prince movies where some prince meets a commoner and marries her, but not without the Queen and royal former ex-fiances trying to ruin the plans and ruin the relationship between the Prince and his Commoner girlfriend.
You need a perky grandma that does nothing but bake Christmas cookies or collects toys for the local orphanage.
Lol. Make another!
Include snow fights, dances, festivals...there are bingo cards on Pinterest that have the usual pieces that make a Hallmark show. You all are hilarious!
The whipped cream scene is the best part 😂
Holly: "Do you want some hot cocoa? I always have some on me"
Holly: Pulls two cups out of purse and pours spilled cocoa into the cups
I laughed out loud when you announced it's a musical version. We all need a little extra Hallmark this year!
The whipped cream part was so awkward but I couldn’t look away 🤣
That magical moment where you've just watched Part 1 and see that Part 2 is already up. Keep em coming! Don't forget about the "quirky, my life is falling apart but I'm hot and didn't know it until my rugged childhood sweetheart looked at me" trope
The fake snow was a good touch. You can always tell it's warm as hell wherever they are and the actors are probably sweating their asses off under all those layers.
I agree. I want to see movies that are predictable. don't forget a thanksgiving movie. I love these😁😃❤
Yes, the one Hallmark movie about where the 1st Thanksgiving occurred in Plymouth, Massachusetts. I think it was called "The Thanksgiving House".
And a Halloween movie, and to save the farm Movie, and let’s go camping Movie, not to mention the let’s go hiking to find out we aren’t compatible so I can meet up with the guy who has the cabin in the woods and help him fix it up even though that is a Christmas movie. Name that last movie and win the prize!!!!
(Small print.) Prize it’s sort of a miss leading word it’s more like you’ll get a hearty pat on the back (figuratively speaking) and the only thing you’ll really receive is my praise. so you’ll just be getting a “good job”.
@@duanemiller5606 Okay to be honest, I want to know what that last movie is but I have no idea!😂
@@s.tolley7528 Maybe if I said a lodge in the middle of the woods rather than a cabin it might’ve helped because the other hint is already there, Christmas. As in “ Christmas lodge”. Available to view for free with commercials on Vudu because no one does who do you like you do, (bonus question) now here’s a brain teaser, what movie was that last line from. It’s a romantic comedy but an oldie.
"I'm a prince." You guys are nailing these. (And I don't think you're done.)
What a great way to start my day... crying from laughter😂🤣😂🤣
This was even better than the first one! I loved the whipped cream scene :) And nice job, emotionally adjusted kids!
Not only am I sobbing tears of dramatic overkill but I've also taken the liberty of dispatching Lassie the Wonder dog to the set location to warn the whole town of the simulated impending doom. Beyond that you guys have managed to nail your lines as usual and I'm inclined to believed there's some type of UA-cam screen actors guild award waiting for you somewhere down the line. If I didn't know any better I'd swear you all were related in real life. Once again my emotions have been toyed with,perhaps bamboozled by a masterfully well written mind game of cat and mouse. Touche Holdernai !!!
There's always an event too. The *Insert Holiday* Jubilee/Festival/Parade/Fundraiser. Both the leads somehow have all this time to work together on an event because their jobs/lives are so flexible. :)
Thank you for the wholesome Hallmark laughs! 👍🏾😍
My mom and I have started watching hallmark every week and this is what it’s like
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! The Prince ending was perfect!!!!!
The 15 dislikes are the producers of Hallmark lol
Oh no, you can't stop at only one more! There's so much more cheese left to mine.
Well said!
Thank you so much for creating the Cliffs' Notes to those movies! I don't know how I would be able to pass film class without them...
Y’all’s acting is comedy gold 😂
Love this! Our daughter told me once she couldn't watch Hallmark movies because they were all so predictable, and I remember thinking, so what's the problem lol? Of course they are!
The whip cream was such a magical moment! LOL
Kim's hand gestures! 😂 And the kids are great in these! Love seeing how much they enjoy being apart of your videos.
This was so funny. You guys are THE very best way to start my day.
Plz God do "every lifetime movie" next
Sample dialog:
Wife: "Husband please meet our new incredibly hot nanny who I'm certain you won't impregnate and then be stalked by."
It’s so funny when Kim says: “who would have thought this would happen” while staring at us
I love you guys! I loved you already, but knowing that you still love Hallmark movies, even though we always know what's going to happen, and some of the schtick is so predictable, it's silly -- but there is something about them that keeps us coming back! You've captured the essence of them so well!
Lol I got an ad for a Hallmark movie after this 😋
Also... This was awesome, guys. Spot on. Can't wait for part 3!💖
You really need to keep these coming especially during these times, we all need a good laugh❣
Can you do one with the wine glasses? They always hold them but never actually drink them:)
No wine glasses in Hallmark movies- cocoa and coffee! Wine glasses are Netflix “Hallmark like” movies. I have never seen so much wine! (Unless the Hallmark couple own a vineyard!😉)
True!!
@@amytarvin2776 Cancelled satellite TV, so no Hallmark movies here this year. Tried the Netflix versions: SO bad we couldn't make it through one yet, usually because there is only one really capable actor, and we spend the time cringing at the acting that is just like this parody. But, yes; wine noted. Maybe that's why the acting is so bad? :-) :-)
@@dianeericson7900 🤣So true! Midnight at the Magnolia is pretty good! Some from last year were so bad I thought I might never watch one again ( sorry Netflix). Hallmark’s are still better, but I don’t have that channel.
@@amytarvin2776 They do drink wine (or hold the glasses)! Lol. I was watching one last night and noticed the mom had wine instead of a coffee mug. Lol.
If y’all don’t include a scene where the woman falls from a ladder decorating a Christmas tree or getting a book from a high shelf or flour/sugar from a tall cabinet, and then is caught by the guy, well, then don’t even bother! 🤣🎄
Kim’s blah voice is such a mood.
You forgot the golden retriever bringing the couple together. Cue your pup becoming a star!
You should make one with a gingerbread house competition
Or cupcakes or pies. But not all together.
Don’t forget the one where the regular girl comes to take care of the bratty princess and ends up falling in love with the soon to be king
Again! This one is better because of kids.😂🙂 i'm looking forward to a musica.🙂
Loved the kids ❤ .
Can you do the one where one of them works at an animal shelter, and all of the pets have to be adopted before Christmas so that they don't have to be euthanized; and some mysterious family heirloom is found that somehow connects people together; and the elderly grandmother has Alzheimer's and people recreate the Christmas she had when she was 10 years old and she miraculously is cured and remembers everything?
I’m so happy that the whole family was in it! Great job!
The whipped cream on the face got me good . 😂
So exciting to hear about the musical one!!
Next story:
The Christmas Christmas Christmas Wish.
My best friend is watching Hallmark, and I'm waiting until the next "Holderness Hallmark special. 🤣
“Okay”
* *aggressively pours sprinkles* *
She tries to take over a hardwear store so she can replace it with a hot cocoa stand XD
Did nobody else notice during the whipped cream scene when she was finished cleaning him up her hand was totally clean? That was the best part! Also can't wait for the musical... if you get bored lampooning hallmark, perhaps lifetime channel next? Also congrats on getting the whole family involved. Don't forget that sometimes the male lead is a troubled vet, or drives an old beat up truck but is secretly wealthy for no reason whatsoever..
They are getting in The Californians from SNL category. 😂
We need AAAALLL the outtakes and bloopers on this 😂
Hahaha. Hysterical. Even better than the last. Kim's faces killed me. 😆
I've never watched a Hallmark Christmas movie but I'm sure these versions are infinitely better, more enjoyable and blessedly shorter. I love watching these videos!
AMNESIA NEXT AND GETTING STRANDED.
You all are brilliant. Just brilliant. Absolutely hilarious and amazing acting. I love Hallmark movies and I love the parodies too!!!
Living for these. Hope they do a whole series of them!
The whipped cream scene was the best. Made me literally LOL!
Do more!!
Can you do Feel Good Friday videos featuring viewer-requested positive and uplifting and inspiring and heartwarming good news stories and random acts of kindness stories of human interest during the COVID-19 pandemic and these tough times?
Getting fresh faces this holiday in the Hallmark world of movies. Hurray! I love Hallmark movies and your video is so funny.
ok omgosh i just woke up and this is the literal best way to start my day, also hello 👋 ppls i love u guys, you are amazing please keep making videos ☺️
ahahah yesss i just woke up too!!
😂 lol
I just wish I could be a fly on the wall when they are brainstorming these incredible ideas 🤣
You could make an entire series of these and I'd probably watch them all.
One good thing to come out of this pandemic are your Hallmark Holiday parodies. The kids are a fabulous addition. You deserve a high humanitarian award for saving the sanity of hundreds of thousands of stranded people.
the whipped cream all over the face had me cracking up. this was just hilarious! thank you, Holderness family! :)
No please don't be done! Make more of them! These are the only things keeping me laughing right now!