Squigma Male Affirmations | Warhammer 40k meme dub
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- Follow along with these sigma rizzler ASMR binaural beats to unlock your hidden potential and krump those zoggin Sigmas and Alphas with this ONE WEIRD TRICK! Warbosses hate him! Our Mad Doks have discovered a STRANGE LOOPHOLE in the Ork mind that allows any common garden variety Boy to BECOME A TRUE SQUIGMA.
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Concept and like half the jokes blatantly stolen from Colaws:
• Yogurt Male Affirmatio...
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"I do not read books because I cannot read." Why you gotta hurt us Dreadanon?
If they could read they'd be very upset with that comment
it is even funnier when you realize Orks are 100% about gains
like literally
They're 90% about gains, they also like to eat and drink booze, but the rest of them is about "get to the fight" and "get better at fighting", which also makes them grow bigger.
Now, Kult of Speed orks? They're the coomers and betas of ork society 😂
Dreadanon is absolutely ravaging through colaws’ backlog. You’re comparable to a raccoon rummaging through a trash can
Yeah I found out that instead of coming up with your own ideas you can just steal other people's. And they can't do anything about it!!!!
@@DreadAnon i can sense the chiseled jawline and greek god physique through the screen
@@DreadAnonYou forgot to attach the Gigachad image to this comment
HEs disabled the Dislike BAR !!
@@DreadAnon based
I can imagine Professor Hulk fitting in among the Orks who see him as the Big World Breaka Boss and follow him as their leader.
🤓☝️ but green
@@DreadAnon yeah, he'd get mocked for being un-ork-y, even if he's the strongest.
@@hypnodanceskyrim orcs'd love him, a little too much
then malacath'll start peeping on in
@@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180 Everyone who mocks the Boss in Ork society is going to get crumped, so noone does ot unless he tries to become the new boss
N-Ricky Joe'say Antkilla Sandcheese (your ork name): Oi, Boss Prafessar Hulk, er not very orky.
Savage Hulk: HULK SMASH PUNY GIT FOR MOCKING HULK
N-Ricky: WAIT I THOTS Y' WERE THAT NERDY HUL- (is cut off by being crumped)
Ahh, so it turns out that I simply didn't have enough dakka. Thanks Bizzboss Lotsateef
The squigma male grindset saved my life
I sent this to my friend who's new to Warhammer and said "This is the entire Orks' lore."
Zero lies detected
After hearing about the Squigma Grindset I have quit my job and started illegally gambling. Thank you so much dreadanon❤❤❤!
Squigma Male: *Signature Look of Superiority*
Squigeriority
Inaccurate, I didn’t have to pay $30 for this experience
Youz mean firty teef git???
*We'z been makin' fat stonkz spekyulatin' on da Gork'n'Mork-500, we finkz dis WAAAGH is gonna go to DA MOOON!!!*
I love UA-cam let's me translate this comment to English and it actually works.
Wait! A Squigma Male is just a Flash Git wot got kicked outta the Bad Moons for being too much of a git about his gubbins! They must be gits too cause they didn’t krump him, they just told him to go away and be a git someplace where they don’t have to hear him.
It would be an instant fan favorite if there was an ork warboss who had this mindset of "I am the best along with all those who also listen to my advice on how to be the best."
How is this different from regular orks? Regular orks think those that follow them are dumb, this ork would genuinely think that all those who choose to follow him are genuinely as good as him, but if anyone tries to usurp him, he pities them and thinks they have lost their way.
Least perfect WAAGHHBoss
He heralds the return of the Krork.
I IZ A SQUIGMA MALE
but if yooz a sqiug how you talkin
"Translate to English."
Nothing is more cunningly brutal than reskinning colaws content, get that bag of teef squigma king 💪
Fr tho this is a banger video, I was chuckling the whole way through
Instructions unclear, I crumped my landlord, now I'm getting arrested.
Eazy situatshun. Jus krump d' gitz 'at are tryoin' ta krump ya.
Krump da biggest git in prison. Youz is now da warboss. Start a waghhh in da prison
Krump da koppaz. If that dont work, krump da judgey git at da trial. An wen ya get ta prizzin, krump da biggest, meanest git on da yard.
What? You’ze krumped your landlord that’s a 500 teeth tip ya git
stupid humie git! Iz krump not crump,. No wonder yous gettin' 'rrested
Squig life
It’s hard for a real ORK.
🎩
🐍 no step on Snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰
How's the revolution going in Hong Kong going for y'all
“I is a Squigma Male”
_Is not squig_
Are you sure about that?
Thank you Bizzboss Lotsateef, you've changed my life with these daily affirmations
Instructions unclear.
I am now an Eldar Beta-simp.
Send help.
Me and da boyz enjoying this new Age of Squigma.
SQUIG IZ LUV, SQUIG IZ LOIF
That part about audiobook is literaly me.
Warbozz got that drip.
I think squigma male is just another word for oddboyz.
oi mum aisle make ye proud wun dae! aisle becum a squigma gigagit!
oi've dropped me loife to build mes a rok. Oi's love rok, rok me loife, Oi's squigma male.
nah i think im gonna grind the chadcron grind set sleep and sleep until more sleep
how many teef for personal training?
all hail the supreme squigma male!
For Da Waaaaaaaaagh!
MORE ORK CONTNET WOOAH
Question: can I implement the squigma grindset into my yogurt male grindset? Many methods here seem excellent for obtaining more yogurt
Squogurt males are a dominant but niche minority
lez zoging goooooo!!!!! ladz
I just realized no one can out mog an orc
Coming soon:
*Sigmarmale*
I've heard a lot of good advice to become a better dude, but it usually just comes around to me not wanting to create a company.
Claims to be a Squigma Male yet doesn't use an ad blocker?
#GrondSet 🏰 🐗
Boys who
In all seriousness what’s the ambience in the background? It’s glorious
He’s LITERALLY me
hes gotta point with the advertisements and premium but he needs to get adblock
If I grind hard enough can I become as famous as Joe Ogryn?
1:32 maybe I too am a squigma male?
I didn't hear me one WAAAGH just ain't proper orky
I have learn so much
SigmaR Male
👆😂 Look 'at dis humie git 😂😂
16th to comment also thanks sqwuigma prime
I lizten tu andrew sqait, he is a galphagull, squigma orky boi hoo will zave us from the squigtrix
Naaah, I eard he a lousy boss who traffix gretchins as sex slavez and worships sum M00n God frum Tallarn or sumfing, runz a un-orky pyramid scheem 2; sounds liek some Necron metahl-boi or Slan-Slan-God trickhery wiv all dose pyramids and gods and sehx-grots. Dey shouldah jus stickhed tah punchin, dats wat Orkz is real gud aht.
This is one of the best British *cough *cough I mean ork accents I have ever heard
Finally someone capitalising on my Squiggma male jokes
dreadanon been servin up hot fresh OC warhammer memes for years. only dreadrembrancer has done more for the fandom, and that's only because i've busted so many fat loads to tyranids. thank you dread anon, for your service.
I'm starting to think that maybe this Squiqma Male thing is some nonsense. 🤔
I iz a strong independent squig, that don't need no grotz.
TOP WAHHH 🔥🔥🔥
Fun fact you only need 1 flashlight grenade to kill Martins Licis
Next video you should actually do a detailed video on how to speak Skaven for shits and giggles
this is a truly inspirational video that I will def put to use at the office at work
Grimgor ironhide og squigma male
This is how the Kroarks return, via a this Vox transmission.
da virgin 'umie git vs da Chad Squigma Male Grindset
now dis is some inspirin stuff! da boyz will zertinly luv it!
I'm sorry this is misleading and would recommend everyone follow the Age of Sigmar male grindset
"I do not read books because I cannot read"
Damn got me hard lmfao
Finally, a perfect woi to get moar teeef!!!
TOP KEK
Git wake up. New squigma male lore just droped
#SquigmaMale4Lyfe
Eys gone further beyond ey has
is this inspired by colaws's vid?
"inspired by" is such an ugly turn of phrase....I prefer "ripped off" 😈😈😈
Increased levels of both WAAAGH! and Calcium
😂😂😂😂
Can't believe you didn't use the true squigma male Skarsnik as your thumbnail smh
Went to sleep listening to this...woke up and WAAAAAGH!
He definitely knows all da words 😂
What do you have to say about those human trafficking charges Mr "squigma"
I Krump them
Legit your best work yet.
I iz a SQUGMA MALE I iz a SQUGMA MALE I iz a SQUGMA MALE I iz a SQUGMA MALE
Shit was so fucking funny
Use of ai is morally abhorrent
Truuu
Are there other types of squigma males. like squiggoth males and hair squig males?
Wow, this is literally me.
Is that A.I art?
Orc asmr
This is the best 100 teeth I have spent, I had to declare bankruptcy but It was worth it