300 Pitch Meeting
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- Step inside the pitch meeting that led to 300!
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Years before Zack Snyder began sculpting the DC Extended Universe with Man of Steel and Batman V Superman, he made a name for himself with a Dawn of the Dead remake- but really hit the mainstream with his intensely stylistic Frank Miller graphic novel adaptation 300.
300 is a very cool-looking movie, but definitely raises a lot of questions. Like what’s up with that giant hole? If it’s the city’s well, why did King Leonidas just murder a bunch of people in the drinking water? Why are the Spartans obsessed about not kneeling, when they all kneel to Leonidas, who kneels to some guys with weird skin? Could Leonidas really have not found ANY use for Ephialtes even though he couldn’t raise his shield? Why did Dilios decide to tell the troops about a musical goat? How many ABS are in this movie?
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to 300! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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Perhaps they wouldn't have had so many disfigured people around if they'd stop tossing bodies into their water supply.
Funnily enough, it was the Athenians who tossed the Persians into a well, not Spartans.
@@michaelskrecek9761 Then they would demand that they rub the lotion on its skin else it gets the hose again.
@@stevedenis8292 Sure, but who would dance to Goodbye horses?
@@michaelskrecek9761 Well remember that dancing lady was it really a lady?
@@stevedenis8292 In Sparta? Let's hope so, since their women were considered to be prettiest in all of Greece. Of course, if we have to have the song part, I am still going with the Clerks 2 scene.....
He missed the chance to say,
“Do you have have a movie for me?”
“Yes sir I do, 300.”
“That’s a lot of movies.”
Classic 😅❤️
@My name is so obnoxiously long and there is absolutely nothing you can do about the matter Cx >using yikes unironically
Leave the insulting of youtube comments to the sidelines lmao
oh that's good
The number 300 is tight
pin it ryan
She's not the "dancing lady," she's the "dancing queen." She's young and sweet, only seventeen.
wow wow wow... wow
Oh, I am VERY uncomfortable!
@@DrDolan2000 It's a song lyric.
Abba. Dancing Queen.
Dancing seventeen year olds are tight!
FBI OPEN UP
I always start watching one pitch meeting and go down a rabbit hole and an hour later I'm still binge-ing pitch meetings, lol
I can relate 😂
Oh, binging Pitch Meetings is Tight!
@@neebs929
Oh wow
wow
wow
wow
.
yeap, i'm there right now
Yup, same here. It's just super easy, barely an inconvenience.
"This is madness!"
"Madness? .... THIS... IS.... SUPER EASY, BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE!!!"
Underrated comment! lolz
Missed opportunity, Ryan! 😂
@@irukhan07 agreed! Lol!
Using mashup quotes in commentaries is TIGHT.
then kicks him into the water supply.
"Everyone kneels to the dancing lady."
*"She moves in mysterious ways."* - U2
nice
It's the Bad Skin Council that's in charge, though. The Dancing Lady dances and then the BSC just says that her dance means whatever they want it to mean.
I suppose you could call her a Dancing Queen. And the members of the Bad Skin Council see that girl and watch that scene.
Shirts have been outlawed 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@kryptonianguest1903 She whispered to them. I don't remember if we could hear her, though. One of the Lepers would crouch down to listen to her drug induced, almost dead, comment about whatever. So, yeah. Even if heard, could have not made any sense.. She could be asking for more vodka for the water.
"It just goes to show that it really pays to discard your damaged children and abuse the ones you don't kill." - wow
wow
wow
wow
@@dgw3650 wow
But, abs
An accurate logline of '300’ is never flattering to the film. 💪😎🤟
Ancient Greece everybody. The way she goes.
I think the "water well" they pushed the messenger into was actually a latrine pit, because Leonidas was like "you'll find plenty of earth and water down there" and everyone was like laughing and smirking like it was a clever pun.
I was expecting him to ask why it did not have a railing around it.
Having a massive open sewer in the middle of your city isn't tight.
@@michaelperkola391 You might even say it was a _shitty_ idea.
@@safarnamaniac Bah-dum-tsss.
If it was a latrine pit I can't help but wonder how many Spartans have accidently fallen in while they were squatting there on the edge of it.
"Tight thongs are tight!"
Truer words have rarely been spoken.
There were some equally true words: "Tuco Salamanca's catch phrase is tight."
@@MrJoberg why did you just repeat his catchphrase? I just said that.
Certainly those exact words have rarely been spoken.
Man holes are tight
Tight thongs can be loose if you wear a bigger size than yours...
"Everybody kneels to the dancing lady."
Well, that just goes without saying.
Some things you never learn in school, like how the bad skin guys always went to the temple at Delphi with a fistful of $1s.
Since she's the one in charge you called almost think of her as the Dancing Queen...
Just saturday things
Well an Oracle was the interpreting mouthpiece of the gods.
@@deborahhanna9126
1: Get the underpants
2: ?
3: Prophet!
Do a Zack Snyder Cut Pitch Meeting! Isn't the original Justice League the very first Pitch Meeting? Would be cool to see it!
Doing pitch meeting on a different cut of a movie is tight!
@@silverrakhsh34 wow wow wow
But why would we redo something we already did, sir?
Because money
Love how this came to fruition. Ryan’s the best for listening to his audience
@@minitree2910coming to fruition is TIGHT!
"Why did he include that part with someone sleeping with Leonidas' wife..." 😂😂😂
Lmfao where was this at?
@@shawnp8076 At the end of the video
For extra motivation.
They all fantasized about Leonides wife
@@007dalalshe's hot
"their special formation that they use sometimes" ONCE. They form a phalanx once, which lasts about 5 seconds before the main characters start taking off their helmets and doing gymnastics routines.
And we loved it, also motivated me to go to the gym.
To be fair, they did use variations of the phalanx formation against the cavalry and the elephants. And, I guess at the end the wacky turtle formation thing, maybe.
They used the charge one once lol
You can't see their abs in the phalanx
I didn't get why this flick was any good.
"We're gonna meet the Spartans."
I see what you did there.
a classic terrible movie
@@alexmiller8758 300 is ?
@@dickgrayson2878 there's a parody movie called "meet the spartans" that parodied movies of that time with 300 being the base
Beat me to it! :D
Leonidas: High fives for the women.....and open mouth tongue kisses for the men
Messenger: oh I get it you have a free society
Leonidas: THE FREEST!
"That's a perfect way to introduce the bad guys."
"Oh no, these are the heroes of the story."
"Oh... my god."
Felt bruh, felt.
Actually they were pretty civilized for the time
@@RevanReborn3950BBYThe Persians were more civilized. Their empire outlawed slavery at the time. Meanwhie, Sparta had as many slaves as citizens.
@@thesayerofthelaw Grecian slavery was pretty fair though
@@RevanReborn3950BBY how so?
@@GC-ps9mn women had rights. Their cities were relatively clean. No constant threat of invasion. Rulers were generally chill. Better there than athens
“It rains a lot so they just kind of die on their own.” Lmao
And true!
@@promnightdumpsterbaby9553 Well, that and this guy named Themistocles and the Athenian navy.
It's a good joke but that was an interesting scene in the movie from the Spartan perspective. They didn't see "it rains a lot", they saw "Zeus has joined the game".
@@JMurph2015 shhh in this movie the Athenians are weak soy boys who can't fight
“We’re gonna Meet the Spartans.” Well played, Ryan. Well played
Oh, making obscure references is tight!
Which one was Ryan?
I was looking for this comment!
"Messenger always have a message."
"Yes sir, they do"
They do ? I thought he just came to hangout and chill
"So. You have a message for me?"
That statement is not untrue!
messengers coming back home with his family/on vacation too?
@@nicbahtin4774 lmao
"So, the king just killed someone in the water supply?"
Such a funny and underrated line.
Interestingly, the whole thing with raising the height of the shield, while seemingly irrelevant in the film, as those guys fight on their own in the movie, was very important in actual historical Greek combat.
They ALWAYS and ONLY fought in the Phalanx formation, so being able to defend the guy next to you with your shield was what it was all about. The film doesn’t portray that, though...
@Isaac Mounce yeah, but then they break it up and fight one on one. Which looks more interesting in film, but is entirely antithetical to how Greeks actually did combat.
Now, I’m not saying that’s necessarily bad. It’s not a film made to be historically accurate (and it isn’t in any way whatsoever). It’s meant to look good, and it does that. But it is funny that they say that, and then don’t do it.
Let's also remember that the movie is from Frank Miller's graphic novel, so not really an adaptation of the actual history.
Okay, so just put him on the far left of the line.
Seems Hollywood has banned actual history and facts that might accidently educate or inform viewers.
"Oh man, that's a perfect way to introduce the bad guys".
"No, these are the heroes of the story".
Hahahahaaaaaaa... I laughed so loud.
And in the real world, they enslaved a huge number of people so their warriors could just be warriors and nothing else. And the warriors were free to murder any slaves at any time.
@@dm121984 Would be hard to portray those guys as the good badasses, right?
Literally every piece of media centred around Ancient Greek: Actually, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@@dm121984 the greeks and spartans were far bigger slavers than the persians, classic deliberate hollywood misconception to push/mirror the whole east vs west - good vs evil thing.
@@dm121984 technically not ANY time, but yes murdering Helots was a part of the Agoge which is pretty awful. Not to mention the pedophilia that the Spartans and other Greek societies engaged in...
@@SugarFreeMisery 300 is a comic adaption and has nothing to do with hollywood or an east vs west narrative. It is written by Frank Miller who said that he doesn't care about historical accuracy. It is fiction and it is a story told from the perspective of the spartans themselves, so obviously it is not supposed to be accurate at all. It is just fictional story telling and has literally nothing to do with misconceptions. It is entertainment ffs, I am not going to watch 300 because I want to learn about history... comments like yours always make me facepalm so hard...
"maybe he shouldnt have EMOTIONALLY DESTROYED the guy who told him about it"
Im dead.
I guess in the movie logic Leonidas considered him still a Spartan and Spartan does as he is told to help his people. Changing sides was not something Spartans would see as possible.
@@michaelskrecek9761 Spartans were like Klingons in that they would talk loudly about their ideals but not always stick to them in practice.
I guess there's a reason Spartans were known for their fighting prowess and NOT their deductive reasoning. 🤣
@@michaelskrecek9761 More in movie logic, deformed people are bad and would betray you. I mean, the movie is pretty fascists looking back on it.
@@michaelskrecek9761 If Leonidas considered him spartan, he would have killed him for being deformed. But I guess rooting for the heroes would be a bit harder if they actually showed the "murder deformed people".
I was teaching a class and I said "super easy" and I almost said "barely an inconvenience," but stopped myself just in time.
Should’ve
Was it difficult to catch yourself ?!
Sorry. It's a trap.
@@MMAli-rq8kd Lol! It was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@@owenhogge284 It would have been fun if some of my students had caught the reference.
thats nothing, i went to a legal firm to fix their lights and while there, i almost said barely legal. that would have been awkward.
“Shirts are apparently outlawed”😂😂 Love handles too!!
Xerxes character arc...
Start: “I’m invincible.”
End: “I’m not invincible.”
Xerxes: all this for drop of blood
@@2010akkii yes, becouse now everyone knows that he is not a god. A god dosen't bleed or die and xerxes Said he was a god so i proved him wrong
@@kingleonaidas3302 how u feeling now without head my king🤴 😆😆😆
@@kingleonaidas3302
This is ancient Greece. Gods bleed and occasionally die just like anyone else.
There was some nice shoulder action.
could have been a masseuse...
"Persian Invasion and the 2400 abs that stood against it."
Aw man,math is TIGHT!!!
corps strength?
“Everybody kneels to the dancing lady” new album release coming soon
"It's gonna be about this Persian invasion and the twenty-four hundred abs that stood up against it."
I nearly choked.
I feel like “Everyone Kneels to the Dancing Lady” could be a hit song
I had to look it up to see if it was a reference to something the way he said it
If it's performed by Goat Musicians, I'm all for it 🎷🐐
anything can be a hit song these days, aslong as it got the 3 same chords over and over and over again.
@@mr.e7541 have you discovered anything
@@sveinungj That's the history of music dude.
Love it when producer guy kind of gives up on making sense of the pitch and says : "That might as well happen" while smiling
That had me laughing too.
I know his personality is totally fabricated but he so handsome I just ahhhhh 💦 muhhh 🚬 and now I'm indifferent to him
"Why'd he include that part about someone sleeping with Leonidas' wife?" is what got me
Can’t stop watching this guy, he always hires the best actors!
i think theyre related
"Tight thongs are TIGHT"
Well can't argue with that
I mean, can't argue with his assessment
I can't imagine a loose thong come to think of it
Best line ever!
"They live in Sparta which is a Greek city state where shirts have been outlawed apparently."
LOL!!!
Yes that is something that happened in the video
Yeah, I did just watch the video...
In reality almost the entire Greek states had their armies there and the Spartans made up a tiny part of it. Spartans were pretty much that kid in school that did almost nothing on a project but got the credit for it
I do think Leonidas being a leader was historically accurate though. I think it was Spartans on land Athenians controlled the Navy. Both of those stands failed though.
No, that's inaccurate. Thermopylae was a mostly Spartan fight with some support from others, but the major armies were held back and only fought later, after the devastating sea battle at Salamis.
@@johnathankorkie4984 Without the Athenian navy blocking access to the Persian navy at Artemesium, the Persians would have simply landed troops behind Thermopylae. It would have taken them a day to take the pass instead of a week.
"Everyone kneels to the dancing lady"
I choked on my drink this is comedy genius
"There's a goat playing some music."
"What?"
LOL 😂
Producer Guy was probably wondering if Screenwriter Guy was having a stroke mid-pitch at that point
We got two “actually it’s super easy barely an inconvenience”, praise lord Ryan
The 8 packs demanded it.
He rewarded my offering of earth and water
Oh really?
I WANT 'WHOOPSIE'!!!
Do you think it was difficult for him to work the catch phrase in TWICE?
Some great Zack Snyder movie is coming, right? I feel like these pitch meetings are visions of the future ✨
no. Zack Snyder is a man with an exquisite eye for composition, and nothing behind it. His career basically parallels Michael Bay's. but where as Michael Bay definitely had a good career ahead of him if Pearl Harbor hadnt bombed, Zach Snyder's career reached its sum total with the movie Suckerpunch.
@@F14thunderhawk this is literally what I say. He’s Michael bay to me. Give him bombastic action movies. He would do better with a fast and the furious movie then something like DC.
@Alex Pu yea that’s what Snyder’s movies already have lol. I’m not against big action blockbusters that are illogical but fun. Just gotta have those expectations watching a freaking transformers movie haha.
@@shaboidagoober1304 seeing how he handled man of steel and the new cut of the justice league, id disagree. Man of steel was really good
@@iadd2568 it's not
3:19 funny thing is that yes Leonidas rejects the malformed man becayse he would be a weakness to the formation.. then the spartans proceed to almost necer fight in formation.
I died every time he said “bad skin council”
Bad skin is TIGHT!!
Ancient greeks didn't have access to the powers of aloe vera.
funny stuff
Then how are you alive
Bahaha!
"Theres a goat playing some music"
"What?"
I died
I was thinking about saying the same thing 💀
Zach Snyder definitely knew the goat musician looked hilarious when he put that in the movie.
@@FutureBusinessTech It might of been something he got playing with his kids one day. You know, when the kids play their stuffed animals like they are sentient?
"There's a goat playing some music"
"What?"
“It’s going to be the length of a movie” is what got me XD
"yea but will there be character development or anything?"
"Oh no, no no no no no"
“Because.” Best excuse ever.
That works.
Until they hit you with the “because what?”
@@joserocha7850 "just because." Got you fam
"So why did he include the part about somebody sleeping with Leonidas' wife?" Just ridiculous. I never thought about how Delios knew the last details of the battle, after he was already gone.
Thats the point, Delios is telling a hyped-up legend with mutant alien and mythical monster Persians in it to hype up the troops
It kinda explains how leaonidas lived till the end despite being one of the first to die. Because of course he’d say his leader lived the longest and fought the hardest
Well, the people he's telling the story to know by this point what happened during the council meeting, that's why they're finally going to war. The dude was a traitor and likely lied about the queen trying to tempt him so I guess he's clearing that up. Xerxes has a scar across his face now and the mighty 300 are down to 1 so I don't think he needs more than that to connect the dots.
@@topknot01 Does he know that Xerxes has the scar before he was sent back though, or is he just REALLY hoping there?
He just saw the video of it on PHub
“This is madness!”
“Madness? THIS. IS. PITCHMEETING!”
"Shirts have been outlawed apparently"
Actually yes. For a little bit. Not when this movie is set iirc tho
I can’t believe this wasn’t already a Pitch Meeting.
Exactly. I expected to look at the release date and see that it was 6 years ago or something.
Funnily same.
Alot of Snyder movies are crazy.
I kept passing by this video because I thought it was ancient and I already watched it then I saw "1 week ago" and I clicked so fast..
We time it around creators or franchises - in this case ZACK SNYDER'S JUSTICE LEAGUE :)
"There's gonna be a ton of slow motion so it's going to be the length of a movie..."
Zack Snyder summarized.
I died on that one 😅😐💀⚰️
This is one of the funniest pitch meetings. Simply brilliant.
Whenever I hear "So you have a movie for me?"....It just brightens up my day
No mention of the fact that they're marching to battle basically naked? The real Spartans wore bronze body armor covering their entire bodies. Because they were trying to you know, not die.
I know, but I get this is a comicbook movie,. If I had to list every single detail they got wrong I would be here all day.
Then what's the use of all the 8 packs?
Thighs, arms and feet were unarmored.
@@kabouterwesley83 Actually those armor plates had them engraved for the elite units who could afford lavish stuff like this. It has the same effect as boob armor (no added protection) + a psychological component as it looked intimidating
Good luck penetrating THOSE abs with any sort of weapon!
Screenwriter: "So this movie is going to take place in the city of Sparta..."
Producer: "Oh okay, and how are we going to let the audience know that? Are we going to have some kind of establishing shot or text showing the location?"
Screenwriter: "How about a single line that blows up into a meme for several years?"
Producer: "...What?"
Yep sounds about right
@@themc.kennyshow6585 oh memes are tight!!!
THIS IS SPARTA!
@@HUMAN-fq5ff No... THIS IS UA-cam!!!!!!!
@@aperson5215 no this is Patrick
The huge eyes just suit Screamin' Leonidas so very well.
Definitely one of the better Pitch Meeting thumbnails (I just comment on the thumbnails because every pitch meeting video is a banger).
The crazy part is, as weird as this movie was, I really enjoyed it.
It was an awesome action movie to be sure.
I feel like now we need a spinoff movie called "The Goat Musician" - his whole backstory, mythos, and how he ended up being the house musician for Xerxes' fornication tent. 🤣🐐 Someone please make this!
Sell the rights of this film to Disney, and you can have that and several more!
OK now I want this!
I mean it's literally just the Dude on black metal album covers.
@@Transilvanian90 yes satan very much so
omg.. you're the goat man..
"That's perfect way to introduce the villains."
"No they are the heroes."
Well they are not wrong.
The Persians were quite nice in general so we kinda are rooting for the bad guys. :p
@@MrYzan Plus the Spartans were slave owners. They were actually terrible people. Lol
@@nortonwedge The Spartans were slave owners, but free between themselves. The Persians were all absolute slaves to theie emperor. That was the difference.
I see what you did there.😆😆😆😆
@@foljs5858 Not really, they still had complicated system of government and loyalty. But let's be honest, Spartans were psychopaths, great warriors, sure, but their system was flawed. And there were many nations within Persian Empire that lived freely with no intervention most of the time, impossible under the Spartans.
Your pitch meetings are amazing. Could you do "From dusk till dawn?"
That would be a good one
As always comedic Platinum Ryan... and since I've been the one requesting this for a year, sincerely thanks
"Xerxes camp is all mysterious, there's a goat playing an instrument."
"What?!?"
Best line of the clip. That and when asked about character development "oh no no no!"
Hahahaha
That bit killed me off 😂😂🐐
Can’t believe he didn’t mention the guy with lobster-claw axe arms
Nah the line about why'd he throw in the part about someone sleeping with his wife was the best and leaves so much for interpretation
That goat musical might had some effect on the camp🤣😂😅
*Ryan uses “Super easy, barely an inconvenience” twice
Everyone: wow wow wow, wow!
I was shocked ! Why did he do that ? Because ! That works !
Pitch meeting of pitch meeting: *am I a joke to you?*
Oh, really? I didn't notice
Wow, Wow, Wow.....Wow
@@karatefella Unclear.
it's really going to be hard to not binge watch these pitch meetings
Actually it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience
im genuinely enjoying these clips, well done... always a blast to watch
Ancient Greeks:''Hey, there's a gas leak in this cave ! Let's have a chick breathe it in until she sees the future !''
*stares at a canary in disgust* We modern folk have wasted our lives...
"But like character wise , is there growth...?"
"No, no, no, no, no, no"
That summed up Zack Snyder's whole filmography pretty well...
Snyder is great at filmography but lacks in character development.
@@the_belugaluga5286 That's a fair statement.
He so aptly put in Sucker Punch. "If you stand for nothing, you will fall for anything." Pretty much his whole career.
@@the_belugaluga5286 Watchmen have kinda good character development tbh.
@@eugeniucobilas5998 it was a graphic novel first.
dude you need your own show + channel fr, this series is great
I love all of that which you do! I'm super excited to maybe one day see James and the Giant Pitch
I love these
Me too! 🤣This guy is awesome
Getting additions to the fan base is super easy, barely inconvenience.
I love you
@Useless Duck Company
You were nothing but elementary school black market currency
Additions to the fanbase are Tight...
Why didn't Leonidas send Ephialtes to fight with the Arcadians?
"Unclear!"
Yeah I mean just because they couldn’t use him for the phalanx doesn’t mean he’s completely useless. Just put him in the back so he feels included.
@@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 They could even put him in the back of the line and he would still be happy to die there.
"Maybe hearing about a goat musician is helpful pre-battle."
🤣🤣🤣
"Why'd he include that part about someone sleeping with Leonidas' wife?" 😂👍
1. Without the sex, violence and sex...is just violence.
2. Why...add a sex scene...with a woman? ...when it's a diversion from all the oiled muscles?
To let them know that of you are a good Spartan. You can sleep with the king's wife. Ohhh, wow, wow, wow
Like how Ted Mosby tells everything to his little kids
Leonidas's wife didn't "have sex" with a corrupt senator, he raped her.
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Pitch Meeting.
Team America too! Another Trey Parker and Matt Stone gem!
Or just south park too.. im kinda curious what'll he say about that
@@nabhchandra_ that would be very difficult
@@nabhchandra_ I'd imagine the initial setup for the joke would be the Producer thinking the Screenwriter was pitching a wholesome cartoon and how at the end of each episode, a valuable life lesson would be learned by the characters.
@@yuui9183 I bet it's going to be tough to turn it into a story, if all of the character development happens off set.
"Everybody kneels to the dancing lady" sounds like it would be a great band.
First time I watched 300: "Leonidas wife is a bad ass."
Watching it post GOT: "God damn Cersei."
Shame
Shame
Shame
“And the Spartans, they meet these other men and Leonidas asks: WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION? And they all answer: AHOOT AHOOT!”
“So.... owl breeding?”
Ryan to the Screen Rant channel: “The back, get off of it”
lol yes ...god I hate this channel but I absolutely love Pitch Meeting.
Wdym? Did something happen between screen rant and Ryan between episodes or something?
@@nighteye4042 nope they mean Ryan is carrying this channel on his back with the Pitch Meeting series
@@nighteye4042 Screenrant's biggest series is Pitch Meetings but some people don't like that.
@@nighteye4042 No. just that Ryan has singlehandedly been carrying this channel for years now.
i absolutely love the concept ,should make a playlist for pitch meeting .
"Well maybe hearing about a goat musician is helpful pre-battle."
"I guess it could be."
🤣
How did he know the end of the story if he left?"
"i dunno, maybe he made that part up" 🤣🤣🤣
i laughed so hard at that part 😂😂😂
That would make a whole lot of sense about all the other elements, like queen sleeping around or the goat playing an instrument part...if the dude simply lied.
@@TeaBurn that's literally the unstated plot
None of that crap happened, Dilios made up a cool story to hype up his soldiers. The stuff like the Immortals, the goat, the big executioner troll, were all embellishments he made up to make the Persians seem even more mysterious and inhuman
@@potaterjim Yeah, can't believe I didn't see that sooner.
@@potaterjim the immortals were a genuine part of the Persian army... Whenever one died they took drafted a top solider in to replace them....
"Character wise, is there growth?"
"Nonononono!"
😆
Perish the thought! :-D
According to wiki, THIS WAS A WATER SUPPLY, and that scene was lifted faithfully from the comics, so it wasn't Snyder's idea to destroy water supply with corpse venom, it was Frank Miller's, who was heavily influenced in making his comic by previously made movie about the 300.
"Everyone kneels to the dancing lady"
Well, I know I do.
"but they each have 8-pack abs and those are kinda the focus here."
"oh ok."
Everyone knows that bare skin and muscle is better than bronze armor.
"Maybe hearing about a goat musician is helpful pre-battle?"
"Billy, don't be a hero!"
@@dupplinmuir113 Then a extended instrumental version of Ba ba black sheep.
It was the same goat that created that flanking road in the mountains. Ephialtes brought him to the party.
@@stepmi this comment deserves A LOT more likes
some folk listen to Ramstein. does that count?
“Barely an inconvenience” gets me every time...lol
"barely an inconvenience" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love that line
“So what’s this Snyder guy’s deal?”
“Swole guys, slow motion, violence, slow motion violence, hot badass women, swole guys and hot badass women performing slow motion violence, CGI, blue dongs, MARTHA, and granny’s peach tea.”
“And that’s his deal?”
“No, I just read you the treatment for ‘Batman v Superman’.”
This. Is. MARTHA!!!!
@@jissanhuq3792 “Then we will fight in the WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME??!!”
Oh and a deleted scene in Dawn of the Dead where a pastor blames Man on Man relations for the zombie apocalypse... and it's not making fun of the pastor.... someone's in deniaaaaaal 🤣
@@ItsMeBarnaby its ok Zack enough 2 celled weirdos will watch your TV movie and be very happy.
HIGH IMPACT SLOW MOTION VIOLENCE
"Hearing about a goat-musician could be helpfull pre-battel." I dont't see any reason why it wouldn't.
"battle"
😂😂😂
@@voxveritas333 chill
Yeah but it's not like he narrates the goat part... so it's probably not part of his story. It's visual. Otherwise that'd mean he also mentions the weather of each day? And that Leonidas ate that apple?
You should do a “Ryan George pitch meeting” for your 300th Pitch meetings
I've been searching and I can't find the UNDERWORLD movies! Please do each of them!!!
“Mostly slow motions scenes and very muscular men in thongs”
Zach Snyder’s film making in one line😂
And depressed themes with gray/dark blue filter everywhere
I truly hope they release the unedited version of 300, surely it would be a masterpiece
lmfao
Oh, tight thongs are TIGHT!
Hahaha
This is RYAN.
This. Is. MARTHA!
This. Is. Super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Saying "this is" before something and then replacing the Sparta part with something else is tight!
This. Is. TIGHT!
@@desmondbrown2813 Yeah yeah yeah
"So the King killed someone in the town's water supply?!? ........ I guess so...." *continues lol
lol
"Everybody kneels to the dancing lady". I can relate to that.
“Yeah I’m just going on a little walk with 300 Elite Spartans definitely not going to wage war against 100,000 Persians or anything...”
1,000,000
@@ShayaN9776 100,000-150,000 Persians is historically accurate.
* whistling oh so casually. Not overacting at all. Now eyefuck everyone to make sure they're buying it. I am crushing this sneaky manouevre...
@@SpartanIsGaming 300 Elite Spartans isn't historically accurate though
@@praiza1481 300 Spartans alongside 700 Thespians is all that remained to defend the path after being surrounded. So still 300 Spartans
"So we're gonna *Meet the Spartans* "
Wow, how did I not notice that reference in my first viewing. Lol
"...so the king just killed someone in the water supply..."
I had to come back a few years later to hear that one again
I peed myself a little laughing when he said "Why did he include that part about someone sleeping with Leonidas's wife??"
I love these pitch meetings so very much!
goes to show, always go to toilet before watching something funny
Can we talk about how fucked it is that the second day after Leonidas had left leaves for war, his wife fucked another guy wtf!!. And the whole time he was thinking about her & missing her
Can’t wait for Ryan’s “Zack Snyder’s Justice League” Pitch Meeting.
We all are bro.
Fo real, he hated the Joss Whedon version so much he started making these lol
@@yopedraza That’s where Pitch Meetings came from?
He might have to make the Pitch Meeting as long as the movie... SOOOO much about it can be flamed.