Lol Shane's a history major. matt used to work in a concrete pit, can't knock the dude too hard for not knowing this stuff. Plus it created this great conversation
@@yoboy6319 Matt has a masters degree and is a legit shaman, it's like if you had a friend who was expounding on transcendentalism and quantum entanglement, and you say "Dude, you have to stay off the internet" and he replies "What the fuck is the internet??"😂😂
That’s what makes the podcast funny. It’s “2 dudes goofin” No one listens to this podcast looking for facts or information about the world. … if you are, that is your fault alone.
@@kantokid5959 like the time he so confidently said "light and sound are the same thing, just two vibrations, light just vibrates faster". And he planted his flag on that hill.
It’s good to clown on your friends when they say stupid shit but sometimes your friend says something so incredibly stupid that you just have to correct them and then let it go in order to save the friendship. If you’re honest about how stupid you think they are in that moment, they’ll never forget it
@@MyBoomStick1 if you have friends who are offended by knowledge, ditch them early . Don't make the mistake of thinking they'll ever learn, they'll be perpetually stuck in whatever mindset and level of ignorance theh are in and will shun you for trying to better yourself . Literally a waste of time and oxygen and the Christians had it right when they said " don't cast pearls before swine. ".
"A total of 2,403 people died after the attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941, according to the National WWII Museum and Census Bureau. The Navy made up the largest number of casualties with 2,008 lives lost. The rest of the total comes from the Army and Marines, as well as the 68 civilians killed." for anyone curious
I would like to join the crowd of people that are requesting a history podcast where Shane explains historical events to other comedians that have no clue about history.
0:55 - The Japanese had six fleet aircraft carriers with about 350 planes for the attacks on Pearl Harbor. Because of dumb luck none of the American carriers were at Pearl Harbor. They were delivering planes to Wake Island at the time of the attack. Probably why the Japanese did not strike again. They thought the carriers would be there. And since they did not know for sure where they were, plus being at the end of the logistical supply lines being so far out to sea. They had to withdraw. Not getting the American carriers was not great for them and the biggest part of their blunder.
@@pozloadescobar I wasn't even referring to anything. You could say that my comment is somewhat complementary even. Stfu bish u insane dawg lit fam fire BRAP BRAP. I WON. I WON I WON I WIN THE FIRE 🔥🔥🔥 😎 🤪 🙌🏽 💯
@@slayer12 lmfao the joke went way over your head my guy. Do you not listen to the cast? I think most would consider a sun rise and sun set to be opposite things, so Matt referring to their flag as a “setting sun” when they use the term “rising sun” is top tier shaman knowledge. Even funnier that you knew that and still didn’t get the joke and tried to correct me 😂 you don’t sound like a real dawg for that one
I like how in the beginning Matt hears "Pearl Harbor" and it immediately pings his conspiracy cortex. His brain being a little fried from psychedelic's and internet porn gets the signal twisted and pulls up the wrong conspiracy to associate with it but my guy kicked out pretty quick and got back on track .
I'm actually super stoked they remembered the Churchill quote about America grinding down Japan into a fine powder. That was the bar of the whole supernova podcast
Fun fact. There was a guy who was on a work trip to Hiroshima and was there when the nuke went off, suffering only minor injuries he returned back to his town of Nagasaki where the second bomb blew up. He still survived.
That Churchill quote read by Carlin does to hard af though, “Hitler’s fate was sealed. Mussolini’s fate was sealed. As for Japan, they would be ground into powder.”
Lol I’d love to know your honest IQ. most of America is average or worse. We are no longer top of the top for smarts. I don’t think we’re even top ten. Remember this is a comedy podcast.
"The Japanese strike force consisted of 353 aircraft launched from four heavy carriers. These included 40 torpedo planes, 103 level bombers, 131 dive-bombers, and 79 fighters. The attack also consisted of two heavy cruisers, 35 submarines, two light cruisers, nine oilers, two battleships, and 11 destroyers."
He doesn't really. There's little tells like when matt asks him what bad stuff the Japanese were doing in WWII and he can't come up with anything specific
@@astralmusic1110 he answered with The rape of Nanjing. That’s a pretty specific atrocity. They killed something like 200,000 to 300,000 civilians. That’s pretty horrific if you ask me.
@@astralmusic1110 He knows the main points imo. He doesn't sound up to snuff on the specifics, but at least he knows enough to educate Matt on wtf Pearl Harbor even is lol.
A story to add to Shane talking Nanking. There was an author who decided to write a book on it. For years she listened to survivors of the atrocity. It got to a point that she became very depressed. So much so she sadly committed suicide.
Christ, reminds me of the dude that took that photo of that famished kid in Africa with a vulture in the background. Makes you wonder how anybody exposed to that wild shit constantly keeps their sanity at all, especially paramedics.
i made the mistake of reading this comment and looking into it and reading a majority of the wikipedia page’s information. i regret doing it but couldn’t stop reading. awfully horrendous is an understatement.
@@GoPMism not sure how far you read into it but we basically let most of the people responsible for that place go in exchange for the data collected after the war...silver lining if you could call it that is the data actually did go on to greatly enhance our knowledge on subjects like frostbite, diseases etc. Basically the info saved countless lives and is still to this day but the cause doesn't justify the means.
3mins in and I've discovered a whole new podcast to follow. I knew it existed but just had so little time with all the others I follow. Think I'll make space for them Shane is epic
The people who got Shane fired from SNL's heads would melt if they heard him doing Japanese accents and talking about how internment camps were "fair game" here
The Japanese strike force of Pearl Harbor consisted of 353 aircraft-launched from four heavy carriers. These included 40 torpedo planes, 103 level bombers, 131 dive-bombers, and 79 fighters. 😮
Things like The Rape Of Nanking, he’s generally right but he doesn’t make the distinction that Nanking was a city in China, even when Matt asked what Nanking was, overall though he got the General spirit of the thing right
The host of this show is a god damned idiot
Did you just randomly find this ? 😂
Hahahahaha
Don't you dare
Watch your fucking mouth
You’re half right, but Matt isn’t the “host”
The moment when Matt's ignorance literally stuns Shane into silence and he says "Do you think 9/11 was Pearl Harbor??
Seriously this is up there with thinking Hitler was Russian
Lol Shane's a history major. matt used to work in a concrete pit, can't knock the dude too hard for not knowing this stuff. Plus it created this great conversation
@@yoboy6319 Matt has a masters degree and is a legit shaman, it's like if you had a friend who was expounding on transcendentalism and quantum entanglement, and you say "Dude, you have to stay off the internet" and he replies "What the fuck is the internet??"😂😂
@@yoboy6319 in the pit? wasnt he broom bitch? his theory on many little piles was revolutionary
@@poop__sandwich I'll definitely try to be better for you specifically
Matt’s understanding of Pearl Harbor was nuts. Truly truly nuts
Listening to the podcast blows my mind with how often Matt halfass knows something but is so confident in his incorrect knowledge.
That's a grown man with the ability to vote thinking that.
That’s what makes the podcast funny. It’s “2 dudes goofin”
No one listens to this podcast looking for facts or information about the world.
… if you are, that is your fault alone.
@@kantokid5959 like the time he so confidently said "light and sound are the same thing, just two vibrations, light just vibrates faster". And he planted his flag on that hill.
@@FrostTyler yeah thats epic. Nothing better than debating the boys, staking your flag on a foundation of sand, and refusing to take a backwards step.
Shane had to hold himself back when He realized Matt was actually serious that two planes caused Pearl Harbor.
💯🤘🤘🤘👍
It’s good to clown on your friends when they say stupid shit but sometimes your friend says something so incredibly stupid that you just have to correct them and then let it go in order to save the friendship. If you’re honest about how stupid you think they are in that moment, they’ll never forget it
Im gonna be real, I also thought it was a handful of planes that crashed into some boats
@@MyBoomStick1 if you have friends who are offended by knowledge, ditch them early . Don't make the mistake of thinking they'll ever learn, they'll be perpetually stuck in whatever mindset and level of ignorance theh are in and will shun you for trying to better yourself .
Literally a waste of time and oxygen and the Christians had it right when they said " don't cast pearls before swine. ".
Not to many people can think empathically like this@@MyBoomStick1
Shane is just unapologetically busting out that japanese accent.
Hahaha
Historically accurate
I mean , they do sound like that . 😂
Lorne Michaels: “We want to keep you on as a writer. Is there anymore offensive material we should know about?”
Shane: “So much more…”
As everyone should.
@@poindextertunesso this is the podcast pre cancel for Shane? Hilarious
Lol Matt thinks pearl harbor was two planes but he remembers the plot of a specific Goosebumps book
Wait that got too relatable
Matt is more a literateur than a historian 😂
Matt really thought we nuked two cities for two planes.
and later disclosed that he wasn't really paying attention in history class 🤣
Another thing this displays is that Matt is continually suprised by the same stories over and over.
@@ngonzales3781 the 432hz sound waves messin with the shaman’s brain
@@xbmpr living too many lives
@@ngonzales3781 he’s riffing like he’s at improv. It makes a good show, instead of being a Dick
Did you think Pearl Harbor was 9/11? Shane kills me
I hate when ppl say stupid shit tryna be funny 😭😭😭
@@DaBro1102 I hate when parents don’t teach their kids that the world does not actually revolve around them..
Jan6
@@DaBro1102 u dont get it matt thought there was only 2 planes
@@DaBro1102 jet fuel + steel beams = muh freedoms
“You better stop. Make VCRs.” Jesus Christ one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard
"Quit dressing like angry sculptures"
😂😂😂😂😂 shit was so funny
I had a Mitsubishi VCR as a kid, so they did lol
The blurry genitals bit killed me
Lol! Yeah dude, that killed me.
"A total of 2,403 people died after the attack on Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941, according to the National WWII Museum and Census Bureau. The Navy made up the largest number of casualties with 2,008 lives lost. The rest of the total comes from the Army and Marines, as well as the 68 civilians killed." for anyone curious
saved me a google🙏
Thanks
From two planes right?
RIP USS Arizona
Thats a lot of damage from two planes
“Obviously hindsight is two nukes” 😂😂😂
Shane would have killed so hard on Drunk History.
damn that would have been awesome
He's not a raging America hater so they won't do that.
Haha exactly what I was thinking
He would have just started talking about the 1700's randomly
@@chiefslinginbeef3641 they did some pro American ones?
Shane needs a show where he’s a history teacher
They already made it, it's called drunk history
@@psycold Shane is in that??
@@BlazinCaucasian I don't think he is, he was probably making a joke that didn't land .. just like Amelia Earhart
@@BostonBlues I heard the chineee got Amelia
@@BlazinCaucasian those damn yellow jackets had better kept their hands off America's sweet bby girl
I would like to join the crowd of people that are requesting a history podcast where Shane explains historical events to other comedians that have no clue about history.
shane actually has made one already it’s called the mat and shane’s secret portal
"did you think pearl harbor was 9/11" is one of the funniest questions I think I've ever heard on the podcast.
0:55 - The Japanese had six fleet aircraft carriers with about 350 planes for the attacks on Pearl Harbor. Because of dumb luck none of the American carriers were at Pearl Harbor. They were delivering planes to Wake Island at the time of the attack. Probably why the Japanese did not strike again. They thought the carriers would be there. And since they did not know for sure where they were, plus being at the end of the logistical supply lines being so far out to sea. They had to withdraw. Not getting the American carriers was not great for them and the biggest part of their blunder.
"Dumb Luck"
Does Shane know the power he yields with his ability to translate history?
His pods with Louis CK hint that he does and is now capitalizing on it
@@Redkurtain they have extremely similar voices it’s scary sometimes.
@@BrandonP43 bro they were made in the same factory for sure
yields or wields
Welds
Listening to Matt is just something to behold with great respect. He makes Stav looks like nuclear scientist, holy shit..
@@seel2835 They have actually, not only just those guys but still pretty good
He's a lot smarter and a better guy than Stav. Just because you don't know about one event in history doesn't mean you're dumb
@@pozloadescobar I wasn't even referring to anything. You could say that my comment is somewhat complementary even.
Stfu bish u insane dawg lit fam fire BRAP BRAP. I WON.
I WON I WON I WIN THE FIRE 🔥🔥🔥 😎 🤪 🙌🏽 💯
@@450asg Relax your mind young gamer
@@pozloadescobar watch it, careful. Loose like a mans, accept I win. Check mate
Shane needs a podcast just brosplaning history
Mattsplaining
He just summarizes hard-core history
@@TheB00tyWarrior And it's excellent
“Who’s Nanking?” Lmfao
Dude too fucking funny
Husband of NanQueen obviously.
Referring to the Japanese flag as a “setting sun” is top tier Shaman knowledge 14:30
lmao
@@slayer12 lmfao the joke went way over your head my guy. Do you not listen to the cast? I think most would consider a sun rise and sun set to be opposite things, so Matt referring to their flag as a “setting sun” when they use the term “rising sun” is top tier shaman knowledge. Even funnier that you knew that and still didn’t get the joke and tried to correct me 😂 you don’t sound like a real dawg for that one
@@disconnectmusic6109 you need to eat a Snickers bar
Didn’t even realize he said that. But it actually fits so perfect
@@disconnectmusic6109What a Reddit user ass response
"That's like the Goosebumps book Say Cheese And Die" Matt describing the quick death of getting nuked. Hahaha
I forgot how hard those books slapped lol
The urgency that Matt says “100 planes attacked Pearl Harbor” makes it seem like it happened in real time
350+ planes took part in the raid
@@Ozone814i looked it up too after shane was dumbfounded by Matt. I knew it was a lot of planes but not 350 9f them plus subs and ships.
@@Ozone814mo only 2
I love how Shane knows a little bit, just enough to talk about it, and Matt knows 10% of that hahaha
Shane is a History Major
He knows a lot it seems
He knows way more than a little.
10%? Matt knows about a tenth of 1%. It's hallarious how little he knows.
@@xwhite2020so 0.1%
"you think Pearl harbour was 9/11 ?" 😂 I CHOKED LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂
I almost spat out my coffee when Matt asked, "who's Nanking?" 😂
I like how in the beginning Matt hears "Pearl Harbor" and it immediately pings his conspiracy cortex. His brain being a little fried from psychedelic's and internet porn gets the signal twisted and pulls up the wrong conspiracy to associate with it but my guy kicked out pretty quick and got back on track .
Wtf are you saying
@@Adizzy12 Quiet you reptilian.
@@Adizzy12 he’s saying Matt is a moron.
i actually understand completely what you said and i think this is an apt analysis
“It was two planes right?”
Another great lesson from History Professor Gillis
353 planes, 29 kazis. So they say
Picture a Gillis style history dedicated podcast...hard dick here
Shane and Matt’s history tales > drunk history
Matt is unbearable
You had me at 'two little propeller planes'
In 10 seconds Matt confirms he is out of his element. Lmao
They definitely kamikazed. I saw footage in the official documentary. With Matt Damon and Ben Afflack
I think you’re referring to their sex tape
Josh Hartnett is not Matt Damon...
I'm actually super stoked they remembered the Churchill quote about America grinding down Japan into a fine powder. That was the bar of the whole supernova podcast
Gillis history lessons to chill and fall asleep to
Dude how are you ? What happened man where did you go ?
Please don’t delete this! This is one of my favorite clips.
Fun fact. There was a guy who was on a work trip to Hiroshima and was there when the nuke went off, suffering only minor injuries he returned back to his town of Nagasaki where the second bomb blew up. He still survived.
“Or nor not agaaaain!!?!”
I appreciate the longer edits.
Thanks Peepop.
The “say cheese and die” reference has me rolling on the floor
Matts perception of pearl harbor is hilarious
Blurry genitals
2 planes! What about Pearl Harbor Trade 7 bro??
Two prop planes from WWI.
He should probably lose his voting rights from being so dumb.
"WHO's Nanking"?... @18:47, priceless
That Churchill quote read by Carlin does to hard af though, “Hitler’s fate was sealed. Mussolini’s fate was sealed. As for Japan, they would be ground into powder.”
"Fuckin' chill. Make VCRs" 😂
shane talking about history is one of my new favorite things in life
“Hindsight is two nukes”
Word 😭
Shane needs his own show that’s only history.
Lol I feel like Shane is a high school teacher explaining things to a 9 year old.
Dude thanks for cutting these up! This is the funniest couple of individuals ever assembled and I can listen to their episodes over and over.
Shane's impression is spot on
Matt’s grasp of World War II history is wrong in ways I didn’t know could be wrong, I’m equal parts impressed and concerned 😂👀
"Dude, they brought their Navy..." 🤣🤣
Remember: Matt has voting rights, and is probably of median IQ
Exactly! We’re fucked
Relax it's a comedy podcast
Lol I’d love to know your honest IQ. most of America is average or worse. We are no longer top of the top for smarts. I don’t think we’re even top ten. Remember this is a comedy podcast.
Man he doesn't know this one moment in history. What a idiot amirite?
@Deez Nutz you're right what a mean unfair joke, thanks for holding me accountable. Sorry Matt
It would make me incredibly happy if the podcast became a history pod. So interesting
It is bro, they are making history.
“Do you think Pearl Harbor is 9/11” 😂😂
“Japan attacking the US was like sucker punching the biggest guy in the room.” 😂😂😂😂😂
"One quick Poloroid" and "Aa eh Cheese" might be the funniest thing I ever heard said about a nuclear strike😂😂😂
I just heard this for the first time, didn’t read the comments. Was just playing some games and that line made me belly laugh dude omg 😂
"The Japanese strike force consisted of 353 aircraft launched from four heavy carriers. These included 40 torpedo planes, 103 level bombers, 131 dive-bombers, and 79 fighters. The attack also consisted of two heavy cruisers, 35 submarines, two light cruisers, nine oilers, two battleships, and 11 destroyers."
Sounds like 2 planes
fake news
Alright, Matt was wrong, but cut the guy some slack. It was pretty close.
@@possiblyacop2465 All in good fun.
Matt wasn't entirely wrong though, the attack did Include Two Planes.
I propose that once a month Matt and Shane do a history podcast. Ripoff of History Hyenas. We love this shit!
"Oh my god, who's Nan King?" holy shit he's great
Shamelessly dropping a "for those who dont know, can you explain this" 😂😂
This was actually fascinating. Shane knows what he’s talking about. Oh and hello my dear friends, hope you’re all well.
He doesn't really. There's little tells like when matt asks him what bad stuff the Japanese were doing in WWII and he can't come up with anything specific
@@astralmusic1110 Wrong. He mentioned the rape of Nanking in about 2 seconds flat.
@@astralmusic1110 he answered with The rape of Nanjing. That’s a pretty specific atrocity. They killed something like 200,000 to 300,000 civilians. That’s pretty horrific if you ask me.
@@astralmusic1110 He knows the main points imo. He doesn't sound up to snuff on the specifics, but at least he knows enough to educate Matt on wtf Pearl Harbor even is lol.
I cant get over how accurate his Carlin voice is too
Shane woulda been the greatest history teacher-football coach
Matt, "Who's Nan King?" LMAO
Matt not knowing it was more than two planes is the funniest unintentional bit ever
Not gonna lie the partners did surprise us on that fateful day
Shane's Dan Carlin impression cracks me up every time he's so spot on 😂
Literally the only reason I regularly come back to this video
"GERMANY'S FATE WAS SEALED"
@@murph31221 AND AGAINNN!
I need gillis to start referring to himself as "yours truly" @@murph31221
Gillis doing a special with history class would be a good idea. Ill wait for my check on that idea boys.
"special"
Call it “ The Short Bus”
@Hugh Jainis It could serve to inform. He's always looking out for his fellow man
A story to add to Shane talking Nanking. There was an author who decided to write a book on it. For years she listened to survivors of the atrocity. It got to a point that she became very depressed. So much so she sadly committed suicide.
Christ, reminds me of the dude that took that photo of that famished kid in Africa with a vulture in the background.
Makes you wonder how anybody exposed to that wild shit constantly keeps their sanity at all, especially paramedics.
28:55 HAHA omg Shane’s dad is amazing 😭😭
This is literally my go to sleep music I’ve probably listened to it 20 times
I hope Shane learns about Unit 731 someday...he'll be telling us to go back to Japan for thirds 🤣
*TWO WAS NOT ENOUGH*
i made the mistake of reading this comment and looking into it and reading a majority of the wikipedia page’s information. i regret doing it but couldn’t stop reading. awfully horrendous is an understatement.
@@GoPMism it's important to read and never forget how evil humans were and still are.
@@GoPMism not sure how far you read into it but we basically let most of the people responsible for that place go in exchange for the data collected after the war...silver lining if you could call it that is the data actually did go on to greatly enhance our knowledge on subjects like frostbite, diseases etc. Basically the info saved countless lives and is still to this day but the cause doesn't justify the means.
Make sure you read about the allied war crimes too. Dresden was the worst
3mins in and I've discovered a whole new podcast to follow. I knew it existed but just had so little time with all the others I follow. Think I'll make space for them Shane is epic
"Do you think Pearl Harbor was 9/11?" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard
Yamato did say " i fear all we have done is awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with terrible resolve"
That john wick reference killed me💀💀💀
Shane gillis explaining history is the best
Shane’s dad hearing about the Japanese being firebombed:
“Good”
This fills the void of History Hyenas. Shane is a captivating history teacher.
The people who got Shane fired from SNL's heads would melt if they heard him doing Japanese accents and talking about how internment camps were "fair game" here
"It was just a couple small propeller planes right"
"So it was more than two? And they were bigger planes?"
Bro...
The dawgs talking history is my favorite!
I would really love a regular history podcast with Shane and possibly even Louie
Louie can be the call in "expert" to do the deep dive into certain aspects
Matt Jesus dude .... Two prop planes ....
His lack of knowledge on Pearl Harbor is wild, he might’ve pulled an ff op for laughs
@@DopeKenFresh Two planes comment had to be an ff op for laughs. I was sold on the bit until then
The Japanese strike force of Pearl Harbor consisted of 353 aircraft-launched from four heavy carriers. These included 40 torpedo planes, 103 level bombers, 131 dive-bombers, and 79 fighters. 😮
“You better stop, make VCRs” lmfao 😂
These clips the shit.
As someone who loves ww2 Shane is describing this so inaccurately yet somehow still correctly its beautiful
It's surface level, but at least it's mostly correct.
Brosplaining
Yeah true
whats inaccurate?
Things like The Rape Of Nanking, he’s generally right but he doesn’t make the distinction that Nanking was a city in China, even when Matt asked what Nanking was, overall though he got the General spirit of the thing right
they finished the fucking anthem... salute to the dawgs
I could listen to Shane talk history all day
“Do you think Pearl Harbor was 9/11?” Is seriously one of the all time most hilarious responses ive ever heard in my life.
"Do you think Pearl Harbor was 9/11?"
It’s so funny because you know Matt is thinking Nan King is just some important person from china in the 40s
Peepop with a bedtime story for us mmgood boys
We’ve earned enough points for a compilation by now.
The pure comedy in Shane knowing why SNL decided to create distance while listening to this.
“Do you think Pearl Harbor was 9/11?” I was crying laughing. I can’t believe Matt was that uninformed about Pearl Harbor 😂
That’s a sentence that should’ve never existed lol
shane is genuinely a nice person for holding back on this guy😂😂
Matt got me in the middle of a dab with that 2 planes 😂 I’m dying
I thought he was joking at first. I can’t believe he was serious.😂
Dude Shane's Dan Carlin impression is spot on!
"Do you think Pearl Harbor was 9/11" is so funny lmao
We need matt to give a history lesson with 100%wrong facts but 100% confidence
peepop, plz pull the Walter Philipeck story from Fire Tornadoes episode 356, it starts around 6 mins in and goes on for 5-6 mins