@@FirstLast-fl1co the character we first meet when we venture to sumeru archon quest is haypasia. she became a scaramouche worshipper in act 3. In act 2, the next character that has a plot in the story is dunyarzad, she is a nahida worshipper. I am stuck in between, scaramouche religion and nahida religion. I like them both T^T
14:49 The traveler gaslights a woman so hard she starts having a hallucinogenic panic attack and questions her own faith... are we sure he did not travel from hell?
I mean... if we are basing the names of the archons and Paimon to Ars Goetia, it is said that Paimon is obedient to Lucifer... so... there's your answer...
Dottore created multiple clones of himself at different ages who all function independently. The ‘omega’ is probably saying the Dottore we meet here isn’t even the real one but one of his clones. Also holy shit he’s the second harbinger??
@@cklunaslar-9-e930 I’ll say it in UA-cam safe terms. People like to pretend to be dogs or be tied up with those harnesses while engaging in intimate intercourse or cop a feel for their own bodies. 😅
In all fairness for scara, The first thing he heard from his creator is Yae suggesting "we should destroy him", and raiden knowing well the puppet have sentience by itself choose to seal and threw him away (raiden also have depression atm so its not fully her fault but she does contribute), the second one is a misunderstanding kazuha ancestor said that to protect him, the third one tho which many ppl downplayed the most is kinda screwed up bcs scara just want the medicine for the boy but he cant go to the shrine maiden bcs well yae wants him dead
@@biazacha blame should be on sages too. They discarded their own god when she was newborn and helpless. But yeah, Ei and Yae screwed up too. And fatui is fatui, I expect worse from them.
@@ThePandafriend She practically is. No, she'll never get her old 'form' back because that was completely erased when she used all her powers in the past (as straight up hinted at in the Aranara quest).
To be fair to Ei, she thought she was being merciful when she didn't destroy the puppet, and giving the puppet a shot at life when she didn't hunt him down when he awakened.
Considering how Honkai fans near-unanimously crap on Otto (as he deserves), I'm going to exercise my freedom to pummel the bratty Scaradouche in the near future.
Kage: Can I just leave? *Dehya walks in Also Kage: *immediately turns into Dehya's pillow Also, General Alatus and General Gorou of Watatsumi Island would both like to have a word with you. 😂
Trolling Setaria Until she Becomes another Follower of Nahida is Probably my Favorite. Our little Baby goddess needs all the followers she needs to grow and become a fully grown goddess of wisdom.
If Hoyo gives him an ending which ends in forgiveness it'll be Hoyo's worst case of pulling a story out of their as*es. But forgiveness and getting a Musou no Hitotachi which culminates in his head falling off would be an acceptable compromise. Edit: that mecha was defo an EVA reference. EVA is the reason Hoyo started. Also, always a great day when Kage posts a video.
@@scrubmmm8643 bruh. His backstory is already garbage to start with. Shame this had to be snuck in the Sumeru patch where the writing has been good. Tho good or bad storytelling is always relative to the reader. I might be too hasty so I'll see when I get there. But this feels a lot more forced than Shenhe's storyline. Hope I'm wrong!
7:22 Jeikage be better pay attention at this point. The end of this scenario is a quiz... Oh! Oh! Hope Jeikage start the Candace quest. It reveals the relationship of the Dendro Archon and the Scarlet king..... and how Nahida came to be. Which made sense since her closest servants being the Aranara. Used memories as their power. So..... It made sense. 32:43 wait.... This is the Candace quest. Oh boy! Time for the truth.
Who knew someone called the Doctor would Rank 2 among the Fatui Harbingers. Fyi, According to Childe, the Harbingers are ranked according to strength. So Pierro, Dottore and Columbine are the top 3
I am about fed up with Scara myself. His tantrums are based on shallow misunderstandings on three situations he chose not to get full disclosure on. What's worse is that he lived quite a long time traveling the world enough to gain a level of maturity. Why do people like this villain-sue brat?
If there's any villain I'll accept simping for it's Otto or Vergil. Though my inability to take Otto seriously because of Zura aside, I think there are a lot of people who despise that dipshit
Not defending him, but the whole point is that he doesn’t have a heart, meaning he doesn’t have a way to process the emotions he feel and to emotionally mature so no matter how long he lives everything just gets more complicated and worst for him. It is an interesting setup for a character and the lore bits we got in Inazuma paint a pretty miserable picture of his existence.
@@biazacha I get what yur saying, but the heart is a pretty flimsy concept to fall back on (look at how many times the Kingdom Hearts series has been called out on). We've seen how capable he is to analyze actions of others, meaning he is actively choosing not to understand basic human behavior on his own merits.
Nahida is showing yet again why she is the best archon we met, i do hope nothing bad happens to her. The game better give us a way to kill Dottore, or at least to hurt him bad
i want his head. it can be presented in one piece or several, i'm not picky. i will even take his mind and consciousness destroyed or crippled beyond repair.
I know the feeling. It'll be a long while though. He's Number 2 of the Fatui Harbinger, meaning his Story Relevance is very Strong based on that. And his Presence is well before the game was released.
everyone's feeling bad for Scaramouche after hearing about his past for some reason, and I just don't understand why... Like, his friend died and hes like "BY DYING, YOU BROKE YOUR PROMISE TO ME" like wtf- it's not like he killed himself... (well, maybe he did but still BRUH)
you seem to forget that scaramouche also isn’t human and he didn’t understand mortality at that time. so to him, dying meant “ breaking “ his promise of staying by his side forever.
The way Scara's VA says "my mother" still gives me chills, props to him for a great performance.
the most terrifying part of this archon quest was haypasia becoming a scara stan
@@FirstLast-fl1co she's just like me fr
"good riddance 💀"
@@FirstLast-fl1co the character we first meet when we venture to sumeru archon quest is haypasia. she became a scaramouche worshipper in act 3. In act 2, the next character that has a plot in the story is dunyarzad, she is a nahida worshipper.
I am stuck in between, scaramouche religion and nahida religion. I like them both T^T
His English va is really good.
"You're a little too short to be a General."
Both Xiao and Gorou took great offense to that, Kage...
If anything, that's a tactical advantage! Smol hitbox draws less fire
@@PrincessStabbityPLS All those annoying game characters with extremely small hit boxes 😭
And now Cyno General Mahamatra
@@PrincessStabbityPLS So that's why Napoleon was such a great general
@@walnut6684 hey ! He was average height for the time
Honestly, the love poem wasn't even that surprising of "Katheryne" to ask of us. We have done way worse for less primos
Food delivery for god damn Pallad SMH 🤦♂️
like jumping on mushrooms, following a light, playing whack-a-mole
@@flyingcow5235 I don't understand who the hell posted those commissions and for what purpose they posted it.
@@aciesara5444 We're in Sumeru, I'm 100% sure the weird commissions are just a way for the scholars to hire lab rats XD
like killing cursed humans for primos?
Everyone thought that love divination was a harem joke but it was actually foreshadowing the cutscene with Dottore
Dannng. Shooketh
I honestly had no idea about it because I chose the health one, she says you will live for tens of thousands of years
It was probably both
OH MY GOD WHAT
It was both.
Since Paimon confirmend it's accuracy
14:49 The traveler gaslights a woman so hard she starts having a hallucinogenic panic attack and questions her own faith... are we sure he did not travel from hell?
I mean... if we are basing the names of the archons and Paimon to Ars Goetia, it is said that Paimon is obedient to Lucifer... so... there's your answer...
"Had 3 failed relationships and you turn to terrorism?", that had me crying 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
"You use a gnosis to build a gundam."
Yeah pretty much. I thought it was evangelion...
100% eva lol
Genshin IMPACT, now all makes sense!
Jeikage to cyno: You a little short to be a general homie
Gorou and Mika: Do I even exist?
*Xiao brooding in the corner :v
Klee would react if she wasn’t stuck in confinement.
Gorou ain't no general the way he dressed he's just a gay sex slave🤣🤣🤣
Isn’t Mika just a scout?…
@@nowifi8063 he was in the front lines of Varka's expedition, if i remember correctly
my skin is clear, my grades are now A++, I now have 12 pack abs JUST because Jeikage posted a video. I will have fun watching this. Thank you
no it's because you subscribed
Is this one of those bots?
@@Roy-tp4qq I'm pretty sure this is a person
@@Roy-tp4qq person
@@Roy-tp4qq have you ever seen a bot say this
Dottore created multiple clones of himself at different ages who all function independently. The ‘omega’ is probably saying the Dottore we meet here isn’t even the real one but one of his clones.
Also holy shit he’s the second harbinger??
We can tell that Dottore is so old...
That moment when you realize Candace fought off enemies that don't give a damn about shields while using a shield.
"He's an Omega Male!?"
That does NOT mean what you think it does LMAO
Oh no💀
Haypasia is the sanest Scaramouche simp.
Edit:
"You're a general? You're a little too short to be a general my homie."
Xiao took that personally.
The Kage is back! Great video as always no drama just chillin' and having fun.
it's nice to take a break from all those "no endgame" videos.
So is nobody going to mention Dottore is wearing a harness strap under his clothes 😭? He's not even hiding it. This guy is freaky af.
I didn’t even notice it at first, but tbh it does surprise me in the slightest
Strap? What strap?
@@cklunaslar-9-e930 peep his choker, it’s actually a bondage body harness going under his clothes
@@tavioka_pudding Bondage harness? What does it do?
@@cklunaslar-9-e930 I’ll say it in UA-cam safe terms. People like to pretend to be dogs or be tied up with those harnesses while engaging in intimate intercourse or cop a feel for their own bodies. 😅
17:12 I like how it's like he actually responded to him lol
20:20 "What does "germinate" even mean? Ain't that bacteria?"
Jeikage heard "germ" and ran with it 🏃🏃
In all fairness for scara, The first thing he heard from his creator is Yae suggesting "we should destroy him", and raiden knowing well the puppet have sentience by itself choose to seal and threw him away (raiden also have depression atm so its not fully her fault but she does contribute), the second one is a misunderstanding kazuha ancestor said that to protect him, the third one tho which many ppl downplayed the most is kinda screwed up bcs scara just want the medicine for the boy but he cant go to the shrine maiden bcs well yae wants him dead
In conclusion Yae, almost single-handedly, fucked up all Sumeru citizens. LMAO
@@biazacha blame should be on sages too. They discarded their own god when she was newborn and helpless. But yeah, Ei and Yae screwed up too. And fatui is fatui, I expect worse from them.
@@hr6439 She wasn't newborn, but I won't spoil more.
@@ThePandafriend She practically is. No, she'll never get her old 'form' back because that was completely erased when she used all her powers in the past (as straight up hinted at in the Aranara quest).
To be fair to Ei, she thought she was being merciful when she didn't destroy the puppet, and giving the puppet a shot at life when she didn't hunt him down when he awakened.
"Ya got abandoned and resorted to terrorism? Isn't that a bit much of a reaction?"
Me, a Scara simp: Nah, perfectly normal and fine man
6:35 The harem ending its canon, like a true Isekai protagonist.
my favourite part was scaramouche out right admitting that ei was his mother
Kage's archon quests vids always make my day xD
19:16 “Get your ASMR voice outta my ear”. I DIED 💀💀💀
I like the little girls fortune telling moment. What a foreshadowing.
Haypasia entered wrong server 💀
kage why do you make me say damn in every video like this one u said smth abt ur past relationships i said damn every time
Watching Jeikage with a bucket of chicken is a highlight of my week
pls share some of that chicken😂😂
In this episode Jeikage cause mental distress on a graduate student to avenge his thespian wife
Amazing and based as always
“Who know you can defeatgod by turning off wekebidia” 😂 had me dead.
Ah yes, the man with best of content and the worst of post schedule strikes again.
Considering how Honkai fans near-unanimously crap on Otto (as he deserves), I'm going to exercise my freedom to pummel the bratty Scaradouche in the near future.
Scara is like spoiled edgy brat...
That Lumine Thumbnail... that's too much Culture Kage.
candace got the drip of a five star, and she will be treated as such
Jeikage: he omega male
“You had three failed relationships and turned to terrorism?”
That is the basic summary of Scaramouche’s character, yes lol
*insert my obligatory MY DAY IS AUTOMATICALLY BETTER THANK U KAGE comment*
jeikage just called scaramouche cute yall
based
Cyno is a rouge police commissioner (Commisioner Gordon) and Alhaithem is a bizzare PI (Sherlock)
boy: looks to have died from illness
this overly emo scaramouche: betrayal!
My favorite genshin youtuber dehyaspillow has uploaded
"Well done dehyaspillow"
Kage: Can I just leave?
*Dehya walks in
Also Kage: *immediately turns into Dehya's pillow
Also, General Alatus and General Gorou of Watatsumi Island would both like to have a word with you. 😂
It's weird coming to this after catching up and realizing they changed the lines to say King Deshret instead of The Scarlet King
Nahida : i dont want to hurt my people..
also Nahida : lets.. break Sataria mental
Trolling Setaria Until she Becomes another Follower of Nahida is Probably my Favorite.
Our little Baby goddess needs all the followers she needs to grow and become a fully grown goddess of wisdom.
Dottore's VA bodied that introduction.
Dottore and scara are so fineee I can’t wait for them to be playable finally
31:23 the “NICE” took me out- that was so unexpected
"So are you my homie or not??" bro just wants more friends
Haypasia is literally the least insane Scaramouche simp
certified Jeikage new video moment
Man im started to get addicted to jeikage's videos.... looking forward to more uwu😌
Kage posting a video is enought to keep a woman happy
2:38 i feel attacked but he ain't wrong
either I have memory loss or paimon is gaslighting us.
Both.
im like 8 minutes in and ur comment about the basement being a breeding ground for russian insurgence KILLED me
Always great fun to see you try your hardest to not simp for men! Great episode that makes my weekend. Thanks!
2:00 Paimon's eyes contain the cosmos.
kage is always way too funny lightening up my day
good job editing long videos jei, we appreciate them!!!
Kermit's voice is indeed smooth as chocolate
If Hoyo gives him an ending which ends in forgiveness it'll be Hoyo's worst case of pulling a story out of their as*es. But forgiveness and getting a Musou no Hitotachi which culminates in his head falling off would be an acceptable compromise.
Edit: that mecha was defo an EVA reference. EVA is the reason Hoyo started. Also, always a great day when Kage posts a video.
Pulling up out their ass? this been in lore for a long time it now being visualize on screen.
LEAKS!!!!!!!
The former is most likely since he's playable in 3.2
@@scrubmmm8643 bruh. His backstory is already garbage to start with. Shame this had to be snuck in the Sumeru patch where the writing has been good. Tho good or bad storytelling is always relative to the reader. I might be too hasty so I'll see when I get there. But this feels a lot more forced than Shenhe's storyline. Hope I'm wrong!
@@fradiavalo666 also he will apparently go by another name
@@scrubmmm8643 oh boy.....
The actual title should have been Kage being a savage 😎
Omg i just checked your channel to see if you posted this and legit after 15 seconds i see this!!!!
you know how the story will go if they use honkai story writter to write genshin story.
They're using honkai writers for sumeru? I didn't know that.
@@anyaaa2801 They're not. People just assume that because they can't accept that genshin's writers are improving.
@@theparodywizard677 that’s depressing, poor writers lol
@@biazacha Hey, at least the paycheck softens the blow right?
i mean yeah compared to the inazuma chapter it has been a massive improvement
7:22 Jeikage be better pay attention at this point. The end of this scenario is a quiz... Oh! Oh! Hope Jeikage start the Candace quest. It reveals the relationship of the Dendro Archon and the Scarlet king..... and how Nahida came to be. Which made sense since her closest servants being the Aranara. Used memories as their power. So..... It made sense. 32:43 wait.... This is the Candace quest. Oh boy! Time for the truth.
how come they dont spy on al haitham despite him constantly wearing the akasha
So because Scaramouche has Mommy Issues, he’s throwing a temper tantrum like a brat and is trying to become a god himself.
Who knew someone called the Doctor would Rank 2 among the Fatui Harbingers.
Fyi, According to Childe, the Harbingers are ranked according to strength. So Pierro, Dottore and Columbine are the top 3
Not really just by strength, but also their influences and abilities.
@@jasondphoenix that too.
I thought it was the order they joined the Harbingers, so Dottore was the second, Childe was the eleventh, etc etc…
The "omega male" part really made laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣
another Kage video what a bless day
Yea, everytime I'm like...ooh, 5 star demo chance....nope...just no, ok, again no
6:39 THAT SMUG LAUGH
Jeikage's megumin ehehe has me deceased lol
FUN FACT: sag literally means dog in persian
I am about fed up with Scara myself. His tantrums are based on shallow misunderstandings on three situations he chose not to get full disclosure on. What's worse is that he lived quite a long time traveling the world enough to gain a level of maturity. Why do people like this villain-sue brat?
If there's any villain I'll accept simping for it's Otto or Vergil. Though my inability to take Otto seriously because of Zura aside, I think there are a lot of people who despise that dipshit
Not defending him, but the whole point is that he doesn’t have a heart, meaning he doesn’t have a way to process the emotions he feel and to emotionally mature so no matter how long he lives everything just gets more complicated and worst for him. It is an interesting setup for a character and the lore bits we got in Inazuma paint a pretty miserable picture of his existence.
@@biazacha I get what yur saying, but the heart is a pretty flimsy concept to fall back on (look at how many times the Kingdom Hearts series has been called out on). We've seen how capable he is to analyze actions of others, meaning he is actively choosing not to understand basic human behavior on his own merits.
Cyno's English voice actor also voices Shallot in the Dragon Ball Legends game.
I promise I’ll watch this in a week when I finish the archon quest
Okay. That Omega Male is bit was hilarious.
Nahida is showing yet again why she is the best archon we met, i do hope nothing bad happens to her.
The game better give us a way to kill Dottore, or at least to hurt him bad
i want his head. it can be presented in one piece or several, i'm not picky. i will even take his mind and consciousness destroyed or crippled beyond repair.
I want him on a banner
@@tim4330 no
I know the feeling.
It'll be a long while though. He's Number 2 of the Fatui Harbinger, meaning his Story Relevance is very Strong based on that. And his Presence is well before the game was released.
@@xiamoment yes
20:19 germination is when a seed starts to root :>
33:46 Kage I mean Xiao is a general, Gorou is as well so short people = general is Hoyo’s logic I guess
Jei, do you realize Nabiya just confirmed that your harem is canon? lol
Haypasia is literally all scara simps.
love the hate of that woman sage, i feel the same way about signora for how she treated best girl venti 💪
awesome video m’dude
i don't remember setaria saying anything to nilou, it was the sage azar that said she was too dumb to debate him.
kage's back w a new name "if so"
22:56 famouse last words
Jei! Glad to have you back again with the uploads
By the tittle I though it was inazuma arc since the treaveller was added to the wanted list at that time.
What a lovely day to wake up to a Jeikage video. Now if only we got to see Nilou again too u__u
We aint gonna talk about his reaction to Dehya
Sassy Kage is best Kage 😂
21:32 BASED AF
sometimes i wish i could play as an assassin and just kill the scholars and cut the chase entirely
Okay, who gave the Metal Gear to Scaramouche?
They can just make more.
I've been saying that, why dottore got simps he did experiments on a child right to jail with him
everyone's feeling bad for Scaramouche after hearing about his past for some reason, and I just don't understand why... Like, his friend died and hes like "BY DYING, YOU BROKE YOUR PROMISE TO ME" like wtf- it's not like he killed himself... (well, maybe he did but still BRUH)
That's not whole story tho...
you seem to forget that scaramouche also isn’t human and he didn’t understand mortality at that time. so to him, dying meant “ breaking “ his promise of staying by his side forever.
i feel you clearly didn’t understand anything if that’s what you took from it lol
Honestly as long as he gets a can of whup-ass like what Hulk did yo Loki in the MCU, I'm good lol
I don't get the ppl defending him. Like what about his is likable enough to defend him
A 50 minutes video..... You're so generous😔
6:50 I would have laughed so hard if you used this to remind viewers to subscribe.