I committed war crimes for the glory of egypt (Genshin Impact)

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2022
  • It's Candace time.
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  • @lacytaylor1501
    @lacytaylor1501 Рік тому +496

    Yes, some Jeikage to help make the pain of Cyno not coming home feel a little better. Also Candace is the only one who didn't refuse to show up from Sumeru

    • @amandaslough125
      @amandaslough125 Рік тому +5

      I spent an extra 24 wishes after getting Cyno for her to finally come. Like 50 wishes between the two of them. If she came home early that could've been a good few towards Nilou instead.

    • @ihatetheheat4524
      @ihatetheheat4524 Рік тому +1

      I got him on my first 10 pull from the rewards they gave us. Still can't believe

    • @riotkitty
      @riotkitty Рік тому +5

      Hopefully on his rerun I’ll get him. For now, I must seek tribute for Little Lord Kusanali

    • @dawnseeker176
      @dawnseeker176 Рік тому +1

      @@riotkitty i got a guarentee for little Nahida and by guarentee i mean i have 60 pity on the banner i just need to draw 30 for a 5 star pity and if i don't get her with that then i can draw another 9 ten pulls and get her

    • @yesthisismydoghernameisgra1112
      @yesthisismydoghernameisgra1112 Рік тому +3

      @@dawnseeker176 I’m guaranteed now since I got Jean on Cyno’s banner. Kusanali is adorable idc what anyone says

  • @basbarbeque6718
    @basbarbeque6718 Рік тому +293

    "What the heck is a Tetrahedron? it just looks like a 3d triangle"
    That's... that's literally what a tetrahedron is

    • @Random-foxey1
      @Random-foxey1 Рік тому +7

      I have no idea why but this comment made me laugh

    • @peterarnaldo2418
      @peterarnaldo2418 Рік тому +7

      Fancy names just so math teachers can sound elegant

    • @serencefrostbite3362
      @serencefrostbite3362 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@peterarnaldo2418if elegance is the goal then they've failed, that word sounds like an eldritch entity's name 😂

  • @penmasterjnd
    @penmasterjnd Рік тому +127

    Since you asked, the plural of cactus is cacti, scorpions are arachnids (like spiders), and a tetrahedron is basically a 3d triangle

    • @neanahidden
      @neanahidden Рік тому +8

      You’re clearly from Sumeru 😄

  • @Prince_Smugarina
    @Prince_Smugarina Рік тому +378

    Um, small bit of advice for Candace, though I'm sure you've figured it out by now. She's NOT Beidou. She doesn't need to be hit to do more damage(unless there is a constellation, then ignore me) but the moment that holographic triangle expands out from the shield, its fully charged.

    • @sondalo511
      @sondalo511 Рік тому +48

      when she gets hit it goes to fully charged instantly

    • @genericname9919
      @genericname9919 Рік тому +49

      So it's literally like yunjin instead

    • @Prince_Smugarina
      @Prince_Smugarina Рік тому +25

      @@sondalo511 Which is good for Beidou Mains, easy to get into the motion of "Counters" though, the Non-Hold action shouldn't be snubbed at. Great for knocking up small units like Samachurls.

    • @idkuhhhhhhhhh
      @idkuhhhhhhhhh Рік тому

      @@genericname9919 yes

    • @mmdinnovations2990
      @mmdinnovations2990 Рік тому +1

      @@sondalo511 which won't happen if she's not getting hit or getting hit hard enough; the charge comes from absorbing the damage received.

  • @dearikj90
    @dearikj90 Рік тому +556

    "If you disagree you're racist."
    Shots fired, Jei. We all know Twitter bots don't understand sarcasm.

    • @aggaviriyo790
      @aggaviriyo790 Рік тому +43

      twitter please don't cancel my favorite poc genshin content creator

    • @chrisdibra8416
      @chrisdibra8416 Рік тому

      Twitter bots aren't real and they can't hurt you

    • @restart6358
      @restart6358 Рік тому

      Wait, why r u scared of Twitter? They're no people and shouldn't be taken seriously, they're just attention wh*res

    • @billcosbee2057
      @billcosbee2057 Рік тому +1

      What if I happen to be racist but I also agree with him? This is a conundrum. 🤔

    • @N_Vwls
      @N_Vwls Рік тому +19

      @@billcosbee2057 If you happen to be what? 💀

  • @ziikay
    @ziikay Рік тому +106

    TO BE FAIR, freeze is how you defeat shielded enemies, so it makes sense freeze would render Candy's shielding useless. It's all coming full circle...

  • @scrubmmm8643
    @scrubmmm8643 Рік тому +38

    *me watching kage play Candace like beidou when you don't even need the enemy to hit her to charge*

  • @Kirby_616
    @Kirby_616 Рік тому +69

    Venti was getting his revenge during that Signora fight 💀

    • @quantumtheabyssalwolf950
      @quantumtheabyssalwolf950 Рік тому +3

      Yea Signora slapped him abd yet basically im sure all Venti could think was "bish i was ASLEEP? How was i supposed to know ur husband was gonna die?"
      Unless he was busy with smth else at the time idk
      No fr tho im confused by that

  • @sidewalkchxlk
    @sidewalkchxlk Рік тому +20

    “Them sand hedgehogs” killed me😭

  • @tabbykyuu
    @tabbykyuu Рік тому +90

    MY DAY IS AUTOMATICALLY BETTER, KAGE. THANK YOU 🙌

  • @kaiipop4762
    @kaiipop4762 Рік тому +44

    jeikage is so effortlessly funny mann, definitely one of my fave genshin content creators!

  • @lynell2B375
    @lynell2B375 Рік тому +7

    Jeikage: Venti legit did the last phase alone?
    Venti: I may be called the AFK Archon, but I'm still an Archon

  • @babylonias
    @babylonias Рік тому +4

    idk who you are. idk why you were on my recommended. I just know youre funny as fuck and have earned a new sub

  • @Pancakes_
    @Pancakes_ Рік тому +3

    Just found this in my recommended and I was not disappointed

  • @CombativeMedic
    @CombativeMedic Рік тому +15

    I came here for the desert suffering, but dang, that Venti clutch! ✨

  • @ahmaddableh2167
    @ahmaddableh2167 Рік тому +10

    I like how venti takes his vengeance

  • @HaibaneRakka571
    @HaibaneRakka571 Рік тому +5

    Amber is a 4-Star with provoke. Once again proving who is Best Girl

  • @IntenseWheeze
    @IntenseWheeze Рік тому +7

    The one problem with enemy’s. The one time you have a Candace or Beidou, enimies don’t want to attack you

    • @masked.fool.
      @masked.fool. Рік тому +8

      candace actually isn't a parry character, just imagine it like yunjin/lisa, hold e and once it charges it'll do more dmg

  • @TamerChris
    @TamerChris Рік тому +124

    I recall you said we can call you out if you didn't have Kuki in your team lol
    But seriously you can use her to fight the mechanical triangle boss.
    On the subject of Candace being a 4 star, I felt weird too since the dialogues from NPC make her sound so strong. But Hoyoverse instead made Nilou a 5 star. So a dancer is stronger than a village protector. It's a Ningguang - Keqing situation all over again.

    • @Miko2030
      @Miko2030 Рік тому +10

      Well Keqing and Ningguang are of equal status they just do different things.

    • @jasondphoenix
      @jasondphoenix Рік тому +8

      I mean...Keqing has actual combat experience and does a lot of field work.
      So it makes sense for her to be more experienced tthen Ningguang.

    • @sanasunshine3
      @sanasunshine3 Рік тому +32

      The game rarity rating has no bearing on how strong they are in the lore. Another example: Yoimiya vs Kujou Sara

    • @ElliFong
      @ElliFong Рік тому +1

      @@sanasunshine3 this

    • @lucasfranke5161
      @lucasfranke5161 Рік тому +6

      The biggest one is Yoimiya for me
      She's just a random fireworks girl lol. She got her 5th star though waifu power alone

  • @bioblitzer
    @bioblitzer Рік тому +7

    Leave it to jei to figure out how to build candance better than the rest of the genshin youtubers

  • @user-rs4rp4nr7f
    @user-rs4rp4nr7f Рік тому +11

    As an Egyptian, I appreciate this

  • @cherryisms
    @cherryisms Рік тому +48

    u're literally the only genshin cc out there who can make me laugh 😭😭 thanks for the vid kage!

  • @riotkitty
    @riotkitty Рік тому +7

    Cyno is Marik
    Candace is Ishizu.
    Just need a character in the vain of Odin for the entire Ishtar family in Genshin to have Yugioh Genshin be a reality lol

  • @idkuhhhhhhhhh
    @idkuhhhhhhhhh Рік тому +3

    "If i ever take kuki out of any of my teams i need you to call me out on it" sir she was perfect for that fight and you chose dori.

  • @druidodocer5782
    @druidodocer5782 Рік тому +1

    " Hit me. Hit me!"
    Me as a Beidou main: yeah, it do be like that sometimes.

  • @Schmozuko
    @Schmozuko Рік тому +2

    8:07 there will be no fight, because he is right.

    • @Schmozuko
      @Schmozuko Рік тому

      Are these real people, or just bots?

  • @kentstark3104
    @kentstark3104 Рік тому +6

    Kage be Shrimping for Candace... i understand 👌👌👌

  • @aoihitori
    @aoihitori Рік тому +14

    Jei just witness the Revenge Scenario of Venti against Signora. 😂
    And yep, the big problem of Counter characters like Beidou, YunJin, and Candace was... The distance of the enemies. 😂

    • @kacchan9467
      @kacchan9467 Рік тому

      He was tired of Signora thinking she is superior to him 😂😂😂

  • @croisant_20
    @croisant_20 Рік тому +8

    Kage is back at simping again🛐

  • @meerzanazmi2823
    @meerzanazmi2823 Рік тому +1

    7:45: Call back to Kage's first Jean video ^_^
    FOR THE GREATER GOOD ^_^

  • @anotherarabella2963
    @anotherarabella2963 Рік тому +2

    Candace has Kage blushing fr

  • @thanonsss
    @thanonsss Рік тому +13

    Can't get enough of Jei! we need more!

  • @Miya_Tokito
    @Miya_Tokito Рік тому +1

    dehyaspillow, why didn't i think of a name like that- this is genius

  • @thomasknapp6434
    @thomasknapp6434 Рік тому +1

    Venti got his revenge. Ya love to see it.

  • @JaguarBST
    @JaguarBST Рік тому +3

    Candy is such a mommy! 😅

  • @svahn1
    @svahn1 Рік тому +2

    11:00 saying candace can't have a taunt becuase she's a 4 star when the literal first 4 star in the game has it lmao

  • @rainyyfu
    @rainyyfu Рік тому +1

    this is the first video i've seen from this guy, but the humor is literally amazing instant subscribe

  • @Aventurinesgirl
    @Aventurinesgirl Рік тому +8

    You can really tell kages excitement for candace

  • @clairemitsukiPNGVT
    @clairemitsukiPNGVT Рік тому +1

    seeing another dps candace makes me happy

  • @strawberryfox8819
    @strawberryfox8819 Рік тому +11

    I'm literally in love with Candace. Prettiest character in my opinion, slightly above Kokomi (Though koko's animations are the prettiest). No clue how to build her yet, I just hope she can use the Xiao spear I have lying around with zero use.

    • @masked.fool.
      @masked.fool. Рік тому +1

      i recommend hybrid attack and hp build for main dps, maybe 4p glad or 4p Hod. she ascends with hp so you can go for an attack sands and hp/crit/em/er substats. you can use her with kokomi for hydro resonance for more hp 👍

    • @coucoustyles6324
      @coucoustyles6324 Рік тому

      xiao spear is pretty good for on field dps, that’s how i use her at least. And 4pc glad, 4pc hod. or mix 2pc atk with 2pc wanders/hod. that also works

  • @meganmcdonald3333
    @meganmcdonald3333 Рік тому +2

    Kage once again giving me life while I wait for Nahida. Also I’m appreciating Candace and Cyno mostly Candace because she’s just perfect!

  • @KamikiSoregaia
    @KamikiSoregaia Рік тому +4

    *"Mordred is best Fate girl, Fight me!"*
    Amen to that brother I will fight on this same hill with you.

    • @koschdragon3130
      @koschdragon3130 Рік тому +2

      Difinitly the best hill to be on.
      Mordred is absolutly one of the best waifus in all of anime

    • @KamikiSoregaia
      @KamikiSoregaia Рік тому +1

      @@koschdragon3130 Amen to that

  • @KromeLazarus
    @KromeLazarus Рік тому +34

    I am happy to watch your content to appreciate stories and Characters like. Always relaxing and Gut-Busting.
    Thanks for the Hilarious yet insightful showcase for Candace, Jei.

  • @N_Vwls
    @N_Vwls Рік тому +2

    10:45
    Amber, a 4 star with provoke 👁 👄 👁

  • @ihearttwucee
    @ihearttwucee Рік тому +1

    the time every second your like "whats that" is so funny to me 😭😭

  • @Prince_Smugarina
    @Prince_Smugarina Рік тому +6

    Its a shame Hu Tao's weapon is the best 'stat wise' on Candace while Skyward is pure aesthetic beauty.

  • @maddytaylor1675
    @maddytaylor1675 Рік тому +7

    I just got home from work. i work overnight shift and it was rough today, but im so glad i get to relax and watch kage!! i love you and thank you for uploading

  • @Yokirizo
    @Yokirizo Рік тому +6

    finally someone else who believes Mordred is best fate girl thank you kage 🙏🏿

  • @lainverse
    @lainverse Рік тому +2

    2:59 Ye, it's a confusing name considering you never actually see that on screen when you trigger any of those reactions. That's actually a name of a group of reactions between electro and dendro including Quicken, Spread and Aggravate. But electro alone is enough against them.
    4:10 She's all the rage since 3.0 release, bruh.
    6:55 Welcome to hell Beidou mains were living in for last two years. XD
    7:10 When triangle appears around the shield that's max charge.
    11:20 Because Dendro Traveler is quite decent and the best Dendro applicator in the game right now. And it's not like we have much of a choice between him and Collei for that purpose. Well, until 3.2.
    14:10 Yes, Raiden actually targets only ONE character, so when there's 4 that move becomes a lot less scary. The one she picks is marked with an eye, so everyone else may as well go hug her while she swing that stick. BTW, that was you she picked that time.
    15:45 If anyone read until this point check those shrooms in your world with a friend and the chest will spawn.

  • @silverhawkscape2677
    @silverhawkscape2677 Рік тому +5

    Jeikage when he sees another Hash Brown. 😊 😃

  • @selinalee1077
    @selinalee1077 Рік тому +1

    I HAVE BEEN WAITING FIR THIS

  • @khashaba591
    @khashaba591 Рік тому +1

    3:22 reminds me of the ayaka ult

  • @Jackson-ub1uv
    @Jackson-ub1uv 4 місяці тому +1

    I _genuinely_ used to think that pickles were made from cacti.

  • @coucoustyles6324
    @coucoustyles6324 Рік тому +1

    5:07 i had the same reaction

  • @Churchillo
    @Churchillo Рік тому +1

    Title and Candace on the thumbnail? Bro you got me interested af

  • @Rdfaiz
    @Rdfaiz Рік тому +6

    I really like her design and am glad that I was able to get her in my first 10 rolls, but I keep trying because I want her to be at least a C1, and after 120 rolls, she never reappears.

  • @relax2413
    @relax2413 Рік тому +1

    I really like how during half of the video he's asking the ennemy to hit him while already having full charge of E skill since like 10s lol
    I wish people can take 15s of their precious time and READ the 3 lines of skills description before playing a character just to know what the heck they're doing. x)

  • @Kasraken
    @Kasraken Рік тому +1

    I built Canduckie (Candace) using my Eula artifact set (Pale flame) as a physical DPS, and team her up with Qiqi and Raiden for superconduct + a small amount of electro-charge when hydro infused. Full party is Candis, Qiqi (using sacrificial), Yelan for hydro resonance/ application/extra damage, and Raiden or Fischl depending on which battery you like more.
    ---
    Anyway good video, very entertaining!

  • @dylanmcloughlin2187
    @dylanmcloughlin2187 Рік тому

    "I forgot god powers can be blocked by a wooden shield. No wonder atheism is on the rise"
    Dude, that had me laughing so hard!😃

  • @penguin_likes_popcorn
    @penguin_likes_popcorn Рік тому +2

    the raiden shogun boss mechanics are really weird. in co-op, during the one shot phase, the boss automatically targets a random player, and you can see that by the eye on your character. if a person is not targeted and is out side the bubble, they will only take like half their HP.

  • @MetaJo101
    @MetaJo101 Рік тому +2

    Candace the Queen of Games

  • @Daylight_The_Gr8
    @Daylight_The_Gr8 Рік тому

    This video, both entertain and triggered me at the same time...
    Congrats!

  • @slayergodgaming1424
    @slayergodgaming1424 Рік тому +1

    When I first saw the 3.1 cyno banner, I immediately thought of jeikage cuz there ain't a banner where all the ninjas came together like this.

  • @mbalazs3544
    @mbalazs3544 Рік тому

    you make me laugh so much its so good thx :D

  • @That_1GamR
    @That_1GamR Рік тому +1

    The free Collei is form completing floor 4 of the Spiral Abyss, i think

  • @Hxvtz
    @Hxvtz Рік тому +1

    I don’t know what is but man all these videos are entertaining

  • @Marika_ER
    @Marika_ER Рік тому +1

    Never listen to theory crafters, only kage

  • @meerzanazmi2823
    @meerzanazmi2823 Рік тому +1

    Kage you could’ve done that “trial” quest for Candace mats ^_^

  • @adriandaliva1341
    @adriandaliva1341 Рік тому +4

    0:51 *no wonder atheism is on the rise* IM DEAD 💀😂

  • @hewiehew7006
    @hewiehew7006 Рік тому

    I was waiting for this

  • @imjustlikedenji5954
    @imjustlikedenji5954 Рік тому +1

    I think you don't need to get hit for max damage with Candace, you just need to hold it for a bit
    But if you DO get hit you get max damage too, not that it matters tho cause you need 1 sec to charge up

  • @punchies328
    @punchies328 Рік тому

    Jei, come one you can't expect your Candy to tank all them HITS, she taking so many already.

  • @reneesalinas
    @reneesalinas Рік тому

    I've never heard a cactus be referred to as a sand pickle before but... I can't unsee it

  • @artistcomplex
    @artistcomplex Рік тому

    Oh Jeikage, even with the soon-to-be Banned title, I still think you have the most welcoming and lovely play though of Mihoyo games ever!

  • @Prince_Smugarina
    @Prince_Smugarina Рік тому

    @Jeikage My man, I gotta know what you're rocking to hit that beautiful 35K HP
    I want to make Candace a permanent member of my own team.

  • @tinapay4095
    @tinapay4095 Рік тому

    just a jeikage vid a day to keep that sadness from 50/50 lost away

  • @sohomchatterjee
    @sohomchatterjee Рік тому

    “Really? I just walked out of it”
    Ima say that in my interview homie. Thanks for the inspiration brotha

  • @monno3731
    @monno3731 Рік тому

    I just got here and I love this man already

  • @csillaszalai621
    @csillaszalai621 Рік тому

    you can always get the first ascension materials from the try out :)

  • @doragon18
    @doragon18 Рік тому

    Yeees, Jei video let's go

  • @joeribaars5481
    @joeribaars5481 Рік тому

    scoprions are arachnids like spider and ticks, insects have more body segments. insects have a chitinous exoskeleton, a three-part body (head, thorax and abdomen), three pairs of jointed legs, compound eyes and one pair of antennae.

  • @lovecarnation
    @lovecarnation Рік тому +2

    kages harem is growing by the day

  • @masked.fool.
    @masked.fool. Рік тому +1

    as a sand dweller, cactuses are sand pickles

  • @imstillgreen6134
    @imstillgreen6134 Рік тому

    Yes I was waiting for this. Wanna here a gameplay with funny commentary.

  • @albelthewicked100
    @albelthewicked100 Рік тому +1

    not even 30 seconds into the video and im laughing my ass off xD why did the I awaken get me so good? and the shit bird comment too (even though i love the new pet its still funny)

  • @whateverforever7983
    @whateverforever7983 Рік тому

    The boondocks outro slaps!

  • @legendarywar4119
    @legendarywar4119 Рік тому +1

    Kage pointing out Mordred is best girl really just made him my favorite even more than before

  • @bremusa322
    @bremusa322 Рік тому

    As someone that lives near Death Valley, yeah the sky turns red sometimes at sunset lol and everything else turns pink. It looks really cool

  • @g4m4n4t0r
    @g4m4n4t0r Рік тому +1

    "do triangles have backs?"
    Kage i came here to be entertained not to answer questions about universe...But i got really entertained so i dont mind that much XD

  • @speculativersecreations
    @speculativersecreations Рік тому

    Seeing Signora getting defeated by Venti
    Me: How the tables have turned

  • @realafah
    @realafah Рік тому +4

    “How in the hell did I barely pass geography but I can figure this out in a game? I guess it was just the lack of motivation.
    My teacher should have just dangled women in front of me.”
    Dude, I know that was a joke, but make it anime women and that is legit how I made it through history class

  • @lucituci97
    @lucituci97 Рік тому +1

    I wake up and see this. I ‘m happy

  • @quantumtheabyssalwolf950
    @quantumtheabyssalwolf950 Рік тому +2

    "You chose the inferior gender to play as"
    Kage if Cyno and Xiao were to hear u say that we'd never hear from you again

  • @SeminarChauffeur
    @SeminarChauffeur Рік тому +1

    Ayo kage is walking like an Egyptian.

  • @stitchxstitch225
    @stitchxstitch225 7 місяців тому

    8:00. Same, bro. Same.

  • @novastardolphine
    @novastardolphine Рік тому +2

    Candace is extremely beautiful

  • @lusoarts3787
    @lusoarts3787 Рік тому +1

    5:01 me too buddy

  • @robertchen1780
    @robertchen1780 Рік тому

    Jeikage your the best wizard ever

  • @vinny8589
    @vinny8589 Рік тому +1

    Scorpions and Spiders are considered Arachnids
    Candice can be turned into a reaction dps from what I was told. Her dmg scales off her HP like Zhong-li's Shield does with his HP.
    questions answered your welcome.

  • @ChimeraLotietheBunny
    @ChimeraLotietheBunny Рік тому

    some good content!!!