The Papadopoulos Monologue-opoulos
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- Опубліковано 31 жов 2017
- Stephen is still "muell"-ing over the three Trump campaign operatives facing indictments from Robert Mueller, especially the one who might have been wearing a wire, George Papadopoulos.
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Hey, the White House has been webbed up to prevent all the criminals from escaping. Thanks, Spider-Man!
Unfortunately the "nuclear football" is in there with them.
And hopefully this time, it'll be more than 98% successful :P
Family guy quote " everbody gets one"
Superman♥Trump
+Alain Archambault Don't worry we're in good hands we♥ Trump
I just come here for Stephen’s:
“daht, daht, dahts.”😂
The sad thing is that the people inside the White House are scarier than the White House decorations
Don't be sad, be glad that the rapist no longer lurks in the Oral Office God Bless America
They have lead roles in the scariest horror movie to have been ever made: The White House (based on an alternative true story)
Vagas was shot up not too long ago.....by a...... let you guess it starts with a w and rhymes with night guy....... What's your point stupid 😑
+Catherine tt Yes a militant M word devoted to isis did it We need more secure borders islam go home God Bless America MAGA
Patrick Foley what are you talking about, the rapist is in the White House!
The dot dot dot thing is hilarious.
Bing bing bing ...
should be added to the Oxford nextyear
Jonestainment lone wolf and accurate. count em.
What is more funny is he can't use ellipses correct at all
Jonestainment lone wolf Daht daht daht
When they go low, we go high And
When they go down (in prison), we celebrate 😂
Yes I agree Lock her up MAGA
"When they go low, we go high" - I'm not even close to a Trump supporter... but "go high"? Have you been watching the same Colbert as me? The guy references Trump getting pissed on by Russian whores on a bi-weekly basis... yet he has never provided a single piece of compelling evidence that it ever happened...? It's a disgrace that Letterman was replaced by this mindless Christian moron.
@EvilFookaire
Your comment is literally in response to someone saying: "When they go low, we go high". You then go into vivid detail about the Pres getting raped in prison...? Oh yeah, so highbrow. You Colbert fans reaaally know how to stay noble. Also, apparently you vote yes to tougher criminals raping weaker criminals in your prison systems. A fine example of a US citizen you are. Thank fuck I'm about as far away as I can be.
when he's arrested, there will be celebrations on Pennsylvania Avenue akin to those when Obama announced the death of Osama Bin Laden.
imiss toronto
I imagine a celebration Everywhere, like the end of WWII.
You can actually see how happy Colbert is with Mueller, amazing!
given what present is Mueller preparing for America for Christmas, it's no wonder
"I have no idea how that feels, if I drink enough!"
If Trump is so innocent then why is he so concerned about this investigation? hmmm
He's not concerned. He's just *SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!!*
Like in Spaceballs: ua-cam.com/video/SMTDQZzQMKk/v-deo.html
“As one senior Republican put it ‘The walls are closing in... [and] Everyone is freaking out.’”
Colbert: “Oh! Are they? Do they wake up every morning feeling overwhelming dread that something terrible is happening in our country that they have no control over? I have no idea how that feels... if I drink enough.” 😂😂😂
Yeah, that was absolutely spot on!!!
Melissa S :D
Bystander232 that's happening now
Favorite joke of the monologue.
cheerful angry sarcastic Colbert is teh BEST Colbert
--Dave, many hugz
“Angry woman behind you at Target” epic burn!!!
Yeah, that was hysterical. So dead-on. Brilliant line and word picture.
colberts sarcasm is on point today y'all
The fact that anyone finds Colbert witty is insane. Must be from the same population pool that voted in Trump; it's the only explanation.
Your ass is backwards and shit is coming out of your mouth.
Tima i
ajnode Vladimir? Lol
@David Sanchez
Don't support Trump, Putin or Hillary. Stephen Colbert is a vapid, ball-less douchebag.
Collusion it's like pregnancy 🤰, it takes only one time 😂😂
I'm telling you if HBO decides to make a TV series after the current administration, it's going to be as great as, if not better than, _The Wire._
Sidd Joshi they have it. It is called veep :P
I've been saying that for over a year. :-) Then Trump's presidency would have been worth it, I love a good tv series. :-)
OR you could just watch House of Cards.
#Sindre "The Trump Saga" will be way more hilarious. :-)
Sidd Joshi ...House of Tards.
Killer monologue. Stephen and the writers are creating amazing content.
Single monologue, indictments... Boy, it's Christmas 🎄
Sophia N na, I think it depends upon their mood. From last one and a half year, all late night hosts are talking about only one topic.. hint ? It rhymes with _Dump._
Merry Christmas Lock her up MAGA
Sidd Joshi Tis the season to be jolly indeed...
This is f***ing... (Dot, Dot, Dot) hilarious.
"Answer my riddles three" referenced Quest for the Holy Grail. It was the dude who guarded the bridge.
Varsocona sweet observation!
I loved that movie and to catch that line reference is classic👍
Varsocona too bad his writers didnt explain the reference to him before taping
Varsocona Good old Monty Python
Angry woman behind you at Target 😂😂
That right eye ... I got nothing ... But, damn that right eye ...
It's the face you picture when you need to delay the inevitable...
dudeitskory LOL yea, that was my favorite joke.
I figure the Huckabees more for the Wal-Mart type.
I just spitted out my coffee...
thanks a lot, Col
Thank you for not splitting the monologue into 8 different videos of 1 minute each. Keep it up!
Man, do I ever second that emotion.
Thanks also Stephen, for not huffing helium before speaking.
Yes nice to watch it complete and not have to wonder where the next bit is!!
What monologue? This is just the rerun of the Daily Show
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This speech is a masterpiece of hilarious satire and righteous anger that deserves an Emmy. Superb and wonderfully scornful. Colbert and his writers have set a new upper bar for satiric monologues.
If we could get Stephen, Jon Stewart and Trevor Noah all on the same special edition show during the trial, that would be amazing!
God, that'd be like one of those multi-Doctor episodes of Dr Who.
I surely would need to put on a Depends to watch that trio!
Afro Desiac TheRealSxyBeast - you forgot John Oliver.
Seth Meyers too
XI IX Oh, no, Trevor Noah is gold. He's been amazing.
This is all gonna lead to Trump's doorstep and he knows it. He's known it from day one. That's why he's spent every day crafting an absolutely perfect insanity defense. His layer will just present his tweet history, and that's it. He spends the rest of his days in a nice hospital learning to weave baskets. And he'll be good at it... tiny hands , and all that.
He'll just move to another country.
New Message
Hate to burst your bubble but Trump is nowhere near that smart. If he was, he wouldn’t be facing impeachment.
Kenzie Shitpost.. erm I mean Skye.
Not real up on the whole' humor' thing, are ya? You must be great fun at parties.
"A dog, a cow and a pig walk into a bar, and.."
"Hate to burst your bubble, but dogs, cows and pigs in a bar would be a health code violations, so... Pop."
New Message
The beginning of your comment sounds like it was written by an upset seventh grader. Get a clue before insulting someone who hates Trump just as much as you do.
And “pop” was meant to be “popular opinion” as in it’s the popular opinion Trump is an idiot. I was just typing quickly.
Great comment top kek, sidenote don't trust people who edit their comments
Can we talk about how almost everyone of Trump's hires looks like or has the name of a super villain?
It's a New York thing
Thaddeus Whelan HITLER TRUMP ONLY HIRES NAZI'S AND DIRTY RODENT'S 👻👻💀💀🐭🐭🐹🐹🐲🐲
Dr. Papadopoulos and the Man-Fort. We need Spider-Man's help, and it looks like he already webbed up their fortress even he can't catch the Orange Pussy Grablin just yet.
YOU WANT/NEED AN OLD FAMILY NAME, AND YOU JUST WALK INTO TRUMP'S BROKEN REPUBLICAN CIRCLE OF TAX-THIEVES AND TRAITORS. LONG PRISON FOR SOCIOPATH REPUBLICAN CORPORATE TAX-THIEVES ++.
*[Bond Jokes Intensifies]*
Oh what a tangled web they weave, when they practice to deceive [apologies]
John And it's not been their first try, either, has it?
LoL, Greek is the diversity hire...
Vassilis TOULOUMTZOGLOU seriously lol lol
moe shaak Actually you are wrong.
moe shaak they consider Greeks and Italians white.
moe shaak Lol, wut? Just because you may have had a bad experience doesn't mean they aren't white. Most whites almost always call Greeks and Italians white, including most Greeks and Italians. Also, EVERY white ethnic group has derogatory names: krauts, frogs, limeys, huns, paddy, ruskie. . .
moe shaak Thats the stupidest bs I've ever heard. No, Greeks and Italians are white. No one would mistake an aboriginal Australian for a Greek. And why would Nazis just let Greek soldiers go? You know that story is just bs, right? You sound suspiciously like one of those "Nazis" who hates Southern Europeans.
Trump: If I say it's fake, then it's fake. Believe me, I'm the President!
Therapist: Take your pills, Donald, you don't want me to call the orderly in again, do you?
Don't get too hopeful Don't get too hopeful Don't get too hopeful Don't get too hopeful Don't get too hopeful Don't get too hopeful...
.... ***SQUEAK***
Few things more awesome than getting your deep facts from Stephen Colbert while laughing your butt off.
"Trump rummaged through the take-a-lie leave-a-lie tray..."!!! 😂
Christine Van Renesse Brilliant!!😂
"B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet
Here's something that you never gonna forget
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet"
Every spider carries a subpoena..
New Message
That's why they're so scary.
New Message that involved the best image of a tiny little spider serving subpoenas, with a little uniform, and a hat to tip.
@New Message. You're making the same joke as the one you made on Seth Meyers monologue about the kid's costume.
Not only aren't you funny, and drown in fake likes but you also recycle your jokes. GTFO please
bruh, wtf. why are you in every trending video comment section?
...making them all SUBPIDERS! Lolz
This was the funniest damn monologue in a while. 😂😂😂
Trump had the right decoration theme for the White House..... Oh What A Tangled Web We Weave When First We Practice To Decieve.
Yep. You know Hillary Clinton did the exact same thing you think trump did, except with proxies so she had plausible deniability....right?
That's where the original accusing document came from.
People are quitting, getting fired, now getting arrested..... How is this Presidency still going on?
So much winning! 😂
space dog
They must be so sick of winning by now.
The U.S. had a very interesting Halloween...
Mohamad Radytio Nugrahanto not really
it started since January
Mohamad Radytio Nugrahanto ✡✡ LOCK UP ALL TRUMP NAZI'S AND HIS ENABLERS AND SUPPORTER'S NATION WIDE 😃😃
It was great
"...and angry woman behind you at Target" 😂😂😂
It’s Mueller time!!!
OK, let me see if I get this...
So, George Papadoupoulos, who was described as "an oil and energy consultant... *excellent guy* ", by none other than then candidate Herr Twittler himself while referring to some of the members of his foreign policy team, was nothing but a low-level volunteer, yet he sat at the same table as then candidate Cheetolini during national security meetings...
It's funny how this low-level volunteer was encouraged by his campaign supervisor to follow through with his plans of meeting with the Russian "professor" with ties to The Kremlin; you know, the "professor" who approached George about a month after Chump mentioned him as being one of his foreign policy advisors.
It's funny how this low-level volunteer was offered Hillary's hacked e-mails months before such hacking was actually disclosed to the public.
He sure sounds pretty busy for a low-level volunteer.
Angry woman behind you at target - best way to describe Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Jason Blade is she dropped as a child? Why is her face like that?
she's like sloth from the goonies
"The thing Pennywise checks under his bed for every night" or "the ass that even Cryptkeeper wouldn't tap" would also work...
Edit:
And just like that, I imagined Huckapee Sandcunt and Crony-ann Conjob going at it.
I vomited a little in my mouth.
I puked my guts out outside my mouth.
_Looks like the spider caught a couple of _*_flies_*_ in his web..._
Who's Zed? Zed is dead. :-)
Can my son use your bathroom? You gotta say yes!
Ever had Papa John's pizza? It's Papadopolious!
That didn't age well...
Manafort? More like Man O' Farts am i right guys
They were caught with their pants...crapped.
"Trump said "Don't blame me, I knew he was a criminal BEFORE I hired him."
damn
COLBERT #1🏆
This is the Trump administration's just desserts...
I hope they're having seconds.
aquamelody8 more like just appetizers
aquamelody8 Let them eat SHYTTCAKE.
It might be Halloween but thanks to Muller it feels like Christmas!
Lol one of the best monologues ever
"Whitehouse spokeswoman and angry woman behind you in a Target line.. " LMS.
Answer my riddles three!!!
Isn't Colbert the best? I mean so is Conan but ya know..
Svalbard Aeon Colbert I’d actually lucky Trump got elected. Conan isn’t driven by politics, but Colbert is. With Hillary this show would be different.
STFU ... ... Y NO POStiVe R E A C^?
GhettoMist Idk Hillary is pretty corrupt and also a puppet, and the right wing would be trying to sabotage her so there would still be scandal.
Acutally, the best is Britains Graham Norton.
He's fucking insufferable. Whether it's witless jokes made for his hysterical, moronic audience - or his self-aggrandizing tone... based on... uh. His belief in the Christian God as his one true savior. Give me a fucking break.
Great research! Why is that we have to rely on late night shows for accountability in our democracy?!
If anybody wants to edit all of Colberts nicknames for people into one video I would give you a view and a like.
The Late Show have already done it. Search for "Late Show's Alter Egos"
thanks, man.
Is NOONE going to address the fact that Sarah Huckabees eyes look in two different directions? Reminds me of Pennywise every time i see her. 5:45, pause and stare for a second.
Darkhorde she overdosed on MK ultra chemicals
Her having eye problems is irrelevant. Her willingness to lie for obviously evil people is not.
Darkhorde A common problem with inbreeding...
No, because there is no point in that.
Supposedly she was kicked in the head by a pig she was raising for a 4h project...
Stephen is the man. He did a keynote at a conference I attended a few years ago. He had the whole room in stitches.
Angry woman at Target 🤣🤣🤣 such a perfect description 🤣🤣🤣
This monologue is so damn good!
Didn't the Obama administration warn Trump about Manafort? xD
+Nancy Godsey Ah right. So many sketchy people around Trump it's easy to get them mixed up. ^^
Nonofya Bidnez and Flynn
Something Clever Yet the Trump Administration hired them anyway. Probably to get the 'dirt' on the DNC or just an attempt to spite them altogether. After all he's the smartest and knows more than anybody as he proclaims. Smh.
Yeah, Papadopoulos was a volunteer, but so is Jared and Avanka, and the the Trump boys.
The moment you see stepehn colbert right ear you cant stop watching it lol.
Poppa Droppa Dime was wired!
Poppa don't wanna droppa soapolis!
"Answer my riddles three!"
I died.
It's funny because I can totally picture Sessions saying that.
This whole US politics circus its the most entartaining reality show ever! Keep it coming guys!
God damn it I was drinking coffee when “polite gentleman from Iowa” came up.
holy sh*t! 😂😂 BRILLIANT MONOLOGUE !!! 😂😂😂
What's spooky is the voters' lack of thought. How twisted do you have to be to consider Trump a valid presidential choice?
George is just some random young person he's barely heard of...like Tifffany... GOLD!!
This is the most savage bit of Colbert I've seen! Dude went in hard with the jokes
Jeff sessions joke golden
If this is the beginning then I am sure the coming days and weeks will be very hard for Trump, and from his tweets it is clear he is very very anxious. If I were him I would resign and save my face.
Waqar Ghulam
His face is well past saving.
And his ugly fat ass won't have much hope in the prison shower either. I hear Maliq and Bubba aren't too picky about what a hole looks like.
That was the plan all along. Pence..... The US is hell for real
Waqar Ghulam
He won't resign, that would be like saying he was Wrong about something.
j lady -- Yeah, let's hope that the whole scandal drags Pence and Ryan down with it.
Colbert, since the election I’ve drunk plenty and I STILL wake up with dread. Even booze won’t numb the pain. BUT these new revelations have been making me downright giddy!
I cant feel it if i drink enough. Damn superb line whoever brought that one up
It must have been hard to have gotten any real kick out of Halloween this year, seeing as you already are living in the Trumplight Zone.
Baptiste, if you're going to play "Thriller" to go along with Stephen's joke, *commit* man! Maybe have him practice the monologue with you?
that may be one of his best monologues ever--so many great one liners, from "angry woman behind you at target" to "named his garden gnome attorney general".
"Proactive cooperate," sounds like a fancy long way to call someone a rat.
K1dD3ath Eyyyy, spoken like a true front-stabber. 👍
PAPADOPALICIOUS😂😂😂!!!!!
Trump supporters should be having a change of heart by now but I'm just not sure if Trump supporters are capable of having a change of heart.....
Well, the obvious response is you have to have a heart....
Angry woman behind you at Target. LOL. I about threw up my coffee.
I love this man so much. Always bringing home the truth with sarcasm and an innate sense of humour. He's so good!
"Oh! What A Tangled Web We Weave When First We Practice To Deceive" - Sir Walter Scott
Bless you Stephen.... you are keeping us all sane...as you call this BS for what it is...Ive never had to drink this much either. Dump has done a lot for alcohols and opioid sales... so we can cope... We are all in this together, Keep up the incredible work..as you are greatly appreciated globally X
Globally indeed; I watch this every day from the UK. It's like being an unwitting, distant extra in a global horror film.
Now just imagine that you Live in the US, like I do....I was beginning to run out of coping mechanisms!
Colbert, Myers, Oliver and Maher help me not howl at the moon every time the GOP tries to pass a regressive bill or the great pumpkin tweets something ugly and moronic. When any of them goes on hiatus, I feel like I'm going through withdrawals.
"White House spokesperson and angry woman behind you at target", had me weak 😂🤣😁🤣😂
hilarious. love this stuff, stephen colbert is killing it every night, i go into withdrawal without it.
its o.k we ALL forget about tiffany
Jimmy Dixon who's tiffany? That's a serious question lol
what will tomorrow bring?, this trump gate is better then any Netflix series
"Angry woman behind you at Target" had me in stitches 😂
"I don't know how that feels, if I drink enough" is just priceless.
So, how many people dressed as giant orange blobs for Halloween?
Melania view FTW!
They call him Papadopoulos
He got flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of his esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
But he's not the awful-est
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Thank you for putting this all in one video! :)
LOVE COLBERT....DOT DOT DOT
Please take away John Baptistes microphone and piano and then ask him to stop being the most obnoxious audience member ever. He ruins every monologue for me
dusty hurd
I know, I love Colbert but that guy is contrived, it's annoying. He's good on NPR but not here.
“Like Tiffany” lmmfao!!!!!! “Angry woman behind you at target 🎯 “ 😂😂😂 This is good
'Angry woman behind you at Target' absolute genius!
What happens to Sarah Hux after this is all over? Where did she come from? where will she go?
MacMurrough the Meticulous to the art closet in a school, just like Stephen described a few weeks ago.
MacMurrough the Meticulous
Target's hiring. She should at least make sure minimum wage is raised before she go down...
Back to the troll farm
Frankly my dear.....
I don't give a damn! 😉
"That woman" came from NOWHERE... and she *is* *GOING* to *HELL* ...
The depth of THAT woman's *EVIL* is obvious in the fact that she *goes* *home* *every* *night* to *three* EXTREMELY YOUNG *CHILDREN* , AND can LOOK in the EYES of those three INNOCENTS...AND... STILL *LIE* and *MANIPULATE* the way she does... maybe PURGATORY is a more APPROPRIATE DESTINATION for "that woman" ... and SOME of HER *FAMILY* *MEMBERS* ... AND... *definitely* the *ENTIRE* *drumpf* *ADMINISTRATION* !!!!!
LMAO !! Wonderful :-)
"Angry woman behind you at TARGET".... I am crying...XD (Also go get'em Mueller! Take down that S.O.B!!)
Stephen, I absolutely LOVE you! Your monologue tonight was over the top! Excellent!! Bravo!!! And THANK YOU!!! LOL!!! LMAO! Even though these are extremely serious issues, you bring it to people in a way that may make many people really THINK!!