Patrice O'Neal - What Should I Do If She's Getting Fat?

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  • @brendanburgess7949
    @brendanburgess7949 7 років тому +535

    Patrice: You can't use white guy fat standards when talking to Black Phillip.
    White Guy: She's like 5'2 180
    Patrice: GOOODDDAAAAMN!!!!!!!!

    • @richardjamesclemo6235
      @richardjamesclemo6235 6 років тому +76

      Brendan Burgess Built like a boxing glove!

    • @IamINERT
      @IamINERT 4 роки тому +1

      Bitch's built like a boxing glove 😄

    • @bkement96
      @bkement96 4 роки тому +2

      Hahahahahaha

    • @dolanddrumpf6344
      @dolanddrumpf6344 3 роки тому +6

      For non Americans. That's 157 cm and 90 kilo's. That's one big bitch.

    • @shamibrown2287
      @shamibrown2287 3 роки тому +3

      Rotflmao

  • @SFsailingbiking
    @SFsailingbiking 6 років тому +246

    “He was dating a dope fiend now it’s his job to keep her fit?!” Lmao

    • @FractalPrism.
      @FractalPrism. 5 років тому +55

      the women always try to make the girl's problem into something additional that the guy needs to solve.

    • @Daniel-ke1bn
      @Daniel-ke1bn 4 роки тому +9

      @@firstLast-jw7bm deep

  • @paramvirsinghsandhu9
    @paramvirsinghsandhu9 4 роки тому +72

    I'm an addict to these audios .

  • @KramAlmightyGames
    @KramAlmightyGames 7 років тому +106

    Tell her she is approaching the maximum weight limit for this ride. Now i listen to what Patrice will say

  • @benji.B-side
    @benji.B-side 5 років тому +96

    'She filled that void with a sandwich' haha

  • @scudinferno
    @scudinferno 4 роки тому +81

    Every guy I see with his girlfriend at the gym looks at least a little annoyed

    • @WarlockX4
      @WarlockX4 4 роки тому +29

      I hated it man. I had the same mindset as Patrice, "why is her losing weight MY fucking problem?" I kept fit and I had to drag her ass to the gym with me. I took the L on that one. She ballooned after that. She's a fat unhappy bitch now.

    • @bleack8701
      @bleack8701 4 роки тому +10

      @@WarlockX4 gotta either make her get back to what she was or run for the hills man. It's unfair to do you dirty like that

    • @ThatDudeDavid252
      @ThatDudeDavid252 3 роки тому +3

      @@WarlockX4 fucking same

    • @NoNameForThisGuy
      @NoNameForThisGuy Рік тому +4

      Every guy with a girlfriend is always a little annoyed

  • @donutking2
    @donutking2 7 років тому +32

    Thanks for these patrice uploads man. Love them

  • @josefino72
    @josefino72 5 років тому +44

    She went from one addiction to another addiction.

  • @Lukewarm160
    @Lukewarm160 4 роки тому +36

    Patrice - “I love fat girls but they can’t be round”

    • @brandonb3174
      @brandonb3174 2 роки тому +1

      Exactly can’t be built like the Michelin man.

  • @BlackPRanger
    @BlackPRanger 6 років тому +32

    I love when Patrice yells, funniest shit ive ever heard every time I hear it

  • @WeAreHere-42
    @WeAreHere-42 7 років тому +167

    If she's too plump, you gotta dump.

    • @vlonewrld7295
      @vlonewrld7295 7 років тому +12

      We Are Here if she's plump u gotta pump...

    • @WeAreHere-42
      @WeAreHere-42 6 років тому +7

      Flab is fowl; thick is, Ick.
      Spinners are winners!

    • @IamINERT
      @IamINERT 4 роки тому +1

      Too plump
      Gotta run

    • @bigtombowski
      @bigtombowski 3 роки тому +1

      More fat puss for moi

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa 3 роки тому

      @@WeAreHere-42 BASED

  • @malikialgeriankabyleswag4200
    @malikialgeriankabyleswag4200 7 років тому +23

    Nice 🔥 I appreciate you for chopping these up bro thank you

    • @comedycrackhead5577
      @comedycrackhead5577  7 років тому +13

      No problem. It's amazing how Patrice managed to be so funny & educational in every segment....lol

  • @shrapnel77
    @shrapnel77 4 роки тому +47

    You want a woman to lose weight? Break up with her.

    • @thedavecorp
      @thedavecorp 4 роки тому +7

      Worked with my ex-wife... until she found a new Pogo Stick to jump on.

  • @robertstraw9881
    @robertstraw9881 4 роки тому +14

    Never go below the Oneal standard.

  • @FrozenPhoenix15
    @FrozenPhoenix15 7 років тому +31

    “The King of the Fat Junkies.” Holy shit, I’m dying.

  • @Regular-Sized
    @Regular-Sized 3 роки тому +15

    “WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!? HE’S DATING A JUNKIE!”
    😂😂😂😂

    • @AJG523
      @AJG523 2 роки тому

      Funny af cuz the guy said she was clean tho 😂

  • @jcavasos2463
    @jcavasos2463 6 років тому +44

    If only I had heard this before telling her we should go to the gym together...

    • @CE-vd2px
      @CE-vd2px 4 роки тому +1

      What happened lol. You still together?

    • @jcavasos2463
      @jcavasos2463 4 роки тому +17

      @@CE-vd2pxTook the L, unintentionally. Went with honesty and a gym suggestion cuz I loved her. She just got defensive and it didn't get resolved. Hadnt thought about her in a minute! She's still fat, but someone found a new fat bitch 😂

    • @theblackdr.phillip9330
      @theblackdr.phillip9330 3 роки тому +1

      @@jcavasos2463 you live and learn G

    • @righteousmasculine
      @righteousmasculine 3 роки тому +3

      @@jcavasos2463 why do people ask for truth then get defensive women be knowing they fat when they come to you with the question then want you to say naw baby you not fat.

  • @smashitupkcco9073
    @smashitupkcco9073 2 роки тому +4

    "Go to the aquarium." 🤣🤣

  • @markortiz8250
    @markortiz8250 7 років тому +21

    The Goat

  • @afrikaunite3041
    @afrikaunite3041 3 роки тому +10

    Build like a boxing glove . 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dwolfe2907
    @dwolfe2907 4 роки тому +21

    One of the best things to do if your girl is getting Fat - is to work on your own self first. Work out, and inspire her to do it too. If she doesn't, take her on walking dates- to the beach, parks etc... and just walk. But generally I found by working on your own self, triggers something in the opposite person, and it makes them want to do it too.

    • @dwolfe2907
      @dwolfe2907 4 роки тому +1

      @ALJustice0 aaahahah T__T

    • @theterribleanimator1793
      @theterribleanimator1793 3 роки тому +8

      true strangely enought. When i lost 20 kg, my mother wanted to lose wheight too, now were both healthy.

    • @righteousmasculine
      @righteousmasculine 3 роки тому +1

      Yep this is true but it also has to be about their want to

    • @Lorendrawn
      @Lorendrawn Рік тому +1

      I got into shape and she stayed sedentary, ordering lays and corndogs for snacks between korean BBQ.

  • @kirbyaugustine761
    @kirbyaugustine761 Рік тому +4

    His girl is too secure in her position in his life which is his fault.
    Patrice always said that the best relationship dynamic is when the women is a bit insecure that you might leave her if she doesn’t follow your program.
    My wife and I have had this conversation before. She thinks it’s just about me having a lack of attraction to her if she gets too big which is a big part of it.
    The other side of this is her self esteem couldn’t take her being a fat pretty b**ch after being a petite pretty b**ch most of her life so now she’s insecure all the time.
    Like most women rather than deal with her own issues she’ll transfer her insecurities bullsh*t to me and our marriage.
    Her intolerable behavior will make me leave her because of her failing to deal with her insecurities because now she’s attacking my happiness. I can’t let that happen.

  • @omalone1169
    @omalone1169 7 років тому +4

    06:22 I remember when I first heard that during the actual show

  • @user-og6hl6lv7p
    @user-og6hl6lv7p 4 роки тому +11

    Bill Burr's moustache email is the best solution in my opinion. Get one of your friends, who she doesn't know, to text her and tell her she's getting fat.

  • @rocstarang5747
    @rocstarang5747 5 років тому +19

    "beautiful dope fiend" lol

  • @codygreene9067
    @codygreene9067 7 місяців тому

    My gf has floated the hypothetical question many times. “What would you do if I got fat?” I’ve told her outright a lot of times that I’d simply leave. I’m not giving up part of my life to be with someone I’m not attracted to. Obesity also limits a lot of what you can do as a couple. Her and I go on hikes, walks around parks and towns, kayaking, etc. If she was obese we couldn’t do any of those things.

  • @g.a.m.e8126
    @g.a.m.e8126 6 років тому +17

    what if she was fat b4 she became a junky and just snapped back to balloon mode?

    • @kathurtado13
      @kathurtado13 4 роки тому

      you do have an excellent point!

  • @antoniokristler6973
    @antoniokristler6973 2 роки тому +3

    He was willing to go through the same problems with her together, and now their road forks, hes not giving up on improving himself, she has.
    Patrice is trying to tell this guy you cant make someone change, they have to want it on their own.
    After hearing enough examples that she would most likely not change, hes not going to get what hes looking for in the relationship anymore. The loyalty they had to each other to get clean is done. They both did that together.
    Makes sense to me.

  • @ca8824
    @ca8824 6 років тому +31

    If Patrice was White, he would have had Howard Stern money, could have gotten 3 liposuctions, and would be alive today. Dude was that funny.

    • @harrymlondobozi8605
      @harrymlondobozi8605 6 років тому +1

      If I fuck this bitch I jus met, will I catch a STD? She's got bad acne on her face

    • @danchambers9085
      @danchambers9085 5 років тому +4

      He could of been gotten lipo, he can afford it . He died cuz of being obese for decades

    • @Zenedon
      @Zenedon 3 роки тому +3

      Since when is liposuction helpful in treating diabetes? He didn't give a shit about his chronic illness and it killed him. It's sad, but that's the truth.

    • @ca8824
      @ca8824 3 роки тому +2

      @@danchambers9085 if dude was white, diabetes would have let him off with a warning... a 4th one.

  • @makingProgressing
    @makingProgressing 6 років тому +17

    She’ll be disgusted at your lies 😂😂😂

  • @TheBnaiElohim
    @TheBnaiElohim 7 років тому +36

    Is it really ok to cater to women like they’re children with an over-sensitive disorder? I’m not saying be mean, or to have no regard for someone else’s feelings, but there’s a limit.

    • @TheBnaiElohim
      @TheBnaiElohim 7 років тому +13

      As a man, I’m usually told the truth straight up. Even if I’m not I want to know the truth straight up. The truth is the only thing that’ll help me see the world for what it is, and the only thing that will help me accurately know what I should do in the light of it.

    • @TheBnaiElohim
      @TheBnaiElohim 7 років тому +7

      If a woman is getting fat, especially if she wants to know if she’s fat or getting fat, they should just be told the truth, not harshly but just simply. Yes honey not trying to hurt your feelings but you are fat/getting fat...

    • @TheBnaiElohim
      @TheBnaiElohim 7 років тому +19

      Especially in a relationship, looking attractive is your duty, whether you are a man or woman, to your partner. You have other duties of course too, but being as physically attractive as you can for your partner is one of them, and if one side doesn’t care about doing their duty then they don’t care about their partner. Unless your partner specifically does not care about physical attractiveness you are selfishly not caring about your partner

    • @omalone1169
      @omalone1169 7 років тому

      Blessed B'nei Ha Elohim watch gone girl . listen to Alan Roger Curie

    • @benji.B-side
      @benji.B-side 5 років тому +1

      @@andybarrette682 I agree

  • @FractalPrism.
    @FractalPrism. 4 роки тому +8

    "I, am going to the gym, and so does my girlfriend, i know i will meet her there"

  • @dagobaker
    @dagobaker 4 роки тому +9

    ive thrown out GF that gained weight...... she moved out.... lost the weight.... and moved back in....... then i got bored again and threw her out again..... just not for being fat this time

  • @matth3002
    @matth3002 4 роки тому +8

    She was probably using the dope for a reason and then switch to food (like Indiana Jones swapping for that temple idol). Get to the root of the problem.

  • @samueleisenberg8746
    @samueleisenberg8746 3 роки тому

    That was brilliant

  • @joe-zj8js
    @joe-zj8js Рік тому +1

    "back when she was a fine ass junkie." 😅😂

  • @VroodenTheGreat
    @VroodenTheGreat 7 років тому +47

    I'm married 25 years and my wife is hotter than she was when I met her. 6-pack, does P90X for 2 hours... Her hens told her to do it.

    • @VroodenTheGreat
      @VroodenTheGreat 7 років тому

      heh, they don't do it... thought she wouldn't.. they we're wrong

    • @aureate
      @aureate 6 років тому +3

      VroodenTheGreat That's great, but abs are made the kitchen, not the gym. I strength train, and diet controls how much muscle you gain and fat you lose. I could get stronger and simultaneously get fat. Nothing against P90X, but if she's still going to Godiva and getting sugary frappacinos, the caloric intake will eventually outpace the caloric expenditure. This will be especially true as you get older and the amount of effort diminishes over time.

    • @Yay-hovah
      @Yay-hovah 6 років тому +41

      It’s for her hot new boyfriend

    • @VenomKpp
      @VenomKpp 6 років тому +34

      I agree. There has to be some young guy flirting with her. 25yrs and just out of nowhere she's knocking back 2 hrs of gym time when she I guess didn't do it before?

    • @bigmikeobama523
      @bigmikeobama523 6 років тому +4

      Aegis have you told your parents you're gay yet?

  • @vhollund
    @vhollund 7 років тому +20

    Trying to sneak a whale out
    Genius:)

  • @Puckanm
    @Puckanm 4 роки тому +1

    this was fucking funny

  • @youngknowledgeseeker
    @youngknowledgeseeker 3 роки тому +3

    I have one question though, even though I think the Patrice’s method is genius, why can’t you just be honest and tell her that she’s fat and that you would like it if she lost weight??? I guess Patrice is using the path of least resistance, but damn what the fuck is wrong with honesty? Do you know how many chicks been brutally honest with me? And I’m actually thankful for it because I was happy to hear the truth at the end of the day
    Edit: at the end he did say be honest

    • @Ludo045
      @Ludo045 3 роки тому +1

      that sound weird but Honesty isnt a quality when it comes to interpersonal relationship because humans have emotions.

    • @youngknowledgeseeker
      @youngknowledgeseeker 3 роки тому +2

      @@Ludo045 it def is a quality. It’s just there are waaay too many people who were never taught how to not be babies and handle truth when it isn’t something positive about them.
      I was told I was too skinny, hair to wild, and I was weird by many girls, straight up w/o the slightest concern for my feelings just brutal honesty. Now could they have been kinder and gentler with their honesty? yes. But would I have known to work out, keep my hair nice and try to be more socially adjusted if it wasn’t for their honesty? No. Also damn, people are selfish, it’s selfish to get unattractive in a relationship and not care. Your letting your partner down period. And if you don’t give a f about it then you don’t give a f about your partner period. So many people love with a selfish love that isn’t really concerned with what the person they supposedly “love” wants. If you love someone you are deeply concerned with their wants and needs not just your own.
      So basically “people have emotions” is not an excuse. It’s more like people are babies who are never taught or teach themselves how to be a fucking adult

  • @kentondragon9263
    @kentondragon9263 4 роки тому +14

    The worst best advice I have ever heard in my life🤦‍♂️🤣

  • @cherryflowers7436
    @cherryflowers7436 6 років тому +15

    And of course, the broads gotta be on the side of the whale. Typical 😒

    • @66kaisersoza
      @66kaisersoza 5 років тому +2

      I'm playing devils advocate here but, us dudes do the same to a certain degree..
      I'll stick up for a dude long before I take a woman's side

    • @factumDiabolus
      @factumDiabolus 5 років тому +5

      @@66kaisersoza Sometimes maybe. I'll set a homie straight when he's fucking up with a good woman tho.

    • @CE-vd2px
      @CE-vd2px 4 роки тому

      @@66kaisersoza But you combat it with your frontal lobe.

  • @Gutsyredcoat
    @Gutsyredcoat 7 місяців тому

    I gotta say, this is the first amd probably the only thing patrice has said that is wrong. I tired the "phony your way in" approach to a fat chick before and nothing changed. She kept being fat

  • @elvisrose1654
    @elvisrose1654 7 років тому +2

    She can lose 45 pounds. ...she he back fine

  • @iankiller1
    @iankiller1 4 роки тому +1

    Some people are better off ON the drugs!

  • @NeoAndersonChannel1
    @NeoAndersonChannel1 2 роки тому +1

    ...??? Get her more dope?