I hated it man. I had the same mindset as Patrice, "why is her losing weight MY fucking problem?" I kept fit and I had to drag her ass to the gym with me. I took the L on that one. She ballooned after that. She's a fat unhappy bitch now.
@@CE-vd2pxTook the L, unintentionally. Went with honesty and a gym suggestion cuz I loved her. She just got defensive and it didn't get resolved. Hadnt thought about her in a minute! She's still fat, but someone found a new fat bitch 😂
@@jcavasos2463 why do people ask for truth then get defensive women be knowing they fat when they come to you with the question then want you to say naw baby you not fat.
One of the best things to do if your girl is getting Fat - is to work on your own self first. Work out, and inspire her to do it too. If she doesn't, take her on walking dates- to the beach, parks etc... and just walk. But generally I found by working on your own self, triggers something in the opposite person, and it makes them want to do it too.
His girl is too secure in her position in his life which is his fault. Patrice always said that the best relationship dynamic is when the women is a bit insecure that you might leave her if she doesn’t follow your program. My wife and I have had this conversation before. She thinks it’s just about me having a lack of attraction to her if she gets too big which is a big part of it. The other side of this is her self esteem couldn’t take her being a fat pretty b**ch after being a petite pretty b**ch most of her life so now she’s insecure all the time. Like most women rather than deal with her own issues she’ll transfer her insecurities bullsh*t to me and our marriage. Her intolerable behavior will make me leave her because of her failing to deal with her insecurities because now she’s attacking my happiness. I can’t let that happen.
Bill Burr's moustache email is the best solution in my opinion. Get one of your friends, who she doesn't know, to text her and tell her she's getting fat.
My gf has floated the hypothetical question many times. “What would you do if I got fat?” I’ve told her outright a lot of times that I’d simply leave. I’m not giving up part of my life to be with someone I’m not attracted to. Obesity also limits a lot of what you can do as a couple. Her and I go on hikes, walks around parks and towns, kayaking, etc. If she was obese we couldn’t do any of those things.
He was willing to go through the same problems with her together, and now their road forks, hes not giving up on improving himself, she has. Patrice is trying to tell this guy you cant make someone change, they have to want it on their own. After hearing enough examples that she would most likely not change, hes not going to get what hes looking for in the relationship anymore. The loyalty they had to each other to get clean is done. They both did that together. Makes sense to me.
Since when is liposuction helpful in treating diabetes? He didn't give a shit about his chronic illness and it killed him. It's sad, but that's the truth.
Is it really ok to cater to women like they’re children with an over-sensitive disorder? I’m not saying be mean, or to have no regard for someone else’s feelings, but there’s a limit.
As a man, I’m usually told the truth straight up. Even if I’m not I want to know the truth straight up. The truth is the only thing that’ll help me see the world for what it is, and the only thing that will help me accurately know what I should do in the light of it.
If a woman is getting fat, especially if she wants to know if she’s fat or getting fat, they should just be told the truth, not harshly but just simply. Yes honey not trying to hurt your feelings but you are fat/getting fat...
Especially in a relationship, looking attractive is your duty, whether you are a man or woman, to your partner. You have other duties of course too, but being as physically attractive as you can for your partner is one of them, and if one side doesn’t care about doing their duty then they don’t care about their partner. Unless your partner specifically does not care about physical attractiveness you are selfishly not caring about your partner
ive thrown out GF that gained weight...... she moved out.... lost the weight.... and moved back in....... then i got bored again and threw her out again..... just not for being fat this time
She was probably using the dope for a reason and then switch to food (like Indiana Jones swapping for that temple idol). Get to the root of the problem.
VroodenTheGreat That's great, but abs are made the kitchen, not the gym. I strength train, and diet controls how much muscle you gain and fat you lose. I could get stronger and simultaneously get fat. Nothing against P90X, but if she's still going to Godiva and getting sugary frappacinos, the caloric intake will eventually outpace the caloric expenditure. This will be especially true as you get older and the amount of effort diminishes over time.
I agree. There has to be some young guy flirting with her. 25yrs and just out of nowhere she's knocking back 2 hrs of gym time when she I guess didn't do it before?
I have one question though, even though I think the Patrice’s method is genius, why can’t you just be honest and tell her that she’s fat and that you would like it if she lost weight??? I guess Patrice is using the path of least resistance, but damn what the fuck is wrong with honesty? Do you know how many chicks been brutally honest with me? And I’m actually thankful for it because I was happy to hear the truth at the end of the day Edit: at the end he did say be honest
@@Ludo045 it def is a quality. It’s just there are waaay too many people who were never taught how to not be babies and handle truth when it isn’t something positive about them. I was told I was too skinny, hair to wild, and I was weird by many girls, straight up w/o the slightest concern for my feelings just brutal honesty. Now could they have been kinder and gentler with their honesty? yes. But would I have known to work out, keep my hair nice and try to be more socially adjusted if it wasn’t for their honesty? No. Also damn, people are selfish, it’s selfish to get unattractive in a relationship and not care. Your letting your partner down period. And if you don’t give a f about it then you don’t give a f about your partner period. So many people love with a selfish love that isn’t really concerned with what the person they supposedly “love” wants. If you love someone you are deeply concerned with their wants and needs not just your own. So basically “people have emotions” is not an excuse. It’s more like people are babies who are never taught or teach themselves how to be a fucking adult
I gotta say, this is the first amd probably the only thing patrice has said that is wrong. I tired the "phony your way in" approach to a fat chick before and nothing changed. She kept being fat
Patrice: You can't use white guy fat standards when talking to Black Phillip.
White Guy: She's like 5'2 180
Patrice: GOOODDDAAAAMN!!!!!!!!
Brendan Burgess Built like a boxing glove!
Bitch's built like a boxing glove 😄
Hahahahahaha
For non Americans. That's 157 cm and 90 kilo's. That's one big bitch.
Rotflmao
“He was dating a dope fiend now it’s his job to keep her fit?!” Lmao
the women always try to make the girl's problem into something additional that the guy needs to solve.
@@firstLast-jw7bm deep
I'm an addict to these audios .
It's hilarious that all cultures see him as a prophet
@@followtheciaence prophet? No. Cult figure? Absolutely
PBUH
A constant game refresher
Tell her she is approaching the maximum weight limit for this ride. Now i listen to what Patrice will say
'She filled that void with a sandwich' haha
Every guy I see with his girlfriend at the gym looks at least a little annoyed
I hated it man. I had the same mindset as Patrice, "why is her losing weight MY fucking problem?" I kept fit and I had to drag her ass to the gym with me. I took the L on that one. She ballooned after that. She's a fat unhappy bitch now.
@@WarlockX4 gotta either make her get back to what she was or run for the hills man. It's unfair to do you dirty like that
@@WarlockX4 fucking same
Every guy with a girlfriend is always a little annoyed
Thanks for these patrice uploads man. Love them
She went from one addiction to another addiction.
Patrice - “I love fat girls but they can’t be round”
Exactly can’t be built like the Michelin man.
I love when Patrice yells, funniest shit ive ever heard every time I hear it
If she's too plump, you gotta dump.
We Are Here if she's plump u gotta pump...
Flab is fowl; thick is, Ick.
Spinners are winners!
Too plump
Gotta run
More fat puss for moi
@@WeAreHere-42 BASED
Nice 🔥 I appreciate you for chopping these up bro thank you
No problem. It's amazing how Patrice managed to be so funny & educational in every segment....lol
You want a woman to lose weight? Break up with her.
Worked with my ex-wife... until she found a new Pogo Stick to jump on.
Never go below the Oneal standard.
“The King of the Fat Junkies.” Holy shit, I’m dying.
“WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT!? HE’S DATING A JUNKIE!”
😂😂😂😂
Funny af cuz the guy said she was clean tho 😂
If only I had heard this before telling her we should go to the gym together...
What happened lol. You still together?
@@CE-vd2pxTook the L, unintentionally. Went with honesty and a gym suggestion cuz I loved her. She just got defensive and it didn't get resolved. Hadnt thought about her in a minute! She's still fat, but someone found a new fat bitch 😂
@@jcavasos2463 you live and learn G
@@jcavasos2463 why do people ask for truth then get defensive women be knowing they fat when they come to you with the question then want you to say naw baby you not fat.
"Go to the aquarium." 🤣🤣
The Goat
Build like a boxing glove . 😂😂😂😂😂
One of the best things to do if your girl is getting Fat - is to work on your own self first. Work out, and inspire her to do it too. If she doesn't, take her on walking dates- to the beach, parks etc... and just walk. But generally I found by working on your own self, triggers something in the opposite person, and it makes them want to do it too.
@ALJustice0 aaahahah T__T
true strangely enought. When i lost 20 kg, my mother wanted to lose wheight too, now were both healthy.
Yep this is true but it also has to be about their want to
I got into shape and she stayed sedentary, ordering lays and corndogs for snacks between korean BBQ.
His girl is too secure in her position in his life which is his fault.
Patrice always said that the best relationship dynamic is when the women is a bit insecure that you might leave her if she doesn’t follow your program.
My wife and I have had this conversation before. She thinks it’s just about me having a lack of attraction to her if she gets too big which is a big part of it.
The other side of this is her self esteem couldn’t take her being a fat pretty b**ch after being a petite pretty b**ch most of her life so now she’s insecure all the time.
Like most women rather than deal with her own issues she’ll transfer her insecurities bullsh*t to me and our marriage.
Her intolerable behavior will make me leave her because of her failing to deal with her insecurities because now she’s attacking my happiness. I can’t let that happen.
06:22 I remember when I first heard that during the actual show
Bill Burr's moustache email is the best solution in my opinion. Get one of your friends, who she doesn't know, to text her and tell her she's getting fat.
"beautiful dope fiend" lol
My gf has floated the hypothetical question many times. “What would you do if I got fat?” I’ve told her outright a lot of times that I’d simply leave. I’m not giving up part of my life to be with someone I’m not attracted to. Obesity also limits a lot of what you can do as a couple. Her and I go on hikes, walks around parks and towns, kayaking, etc. If she was obese we couldn’t do any of those things.
what if she was fat b4 she became a junky and just snapped back to balloon mode?
you do have an excellent point!
He was willing to go through the same problems with her together, and now their road forks, hes not giving up on improving himself, she has.
Patrice is trying to tell this guy you cant make someone change, they have to want it on their own.
After hearing enough examples that she would most likely not change, hes not going to get what hes looking for in the relationship anymore. The loyalty they had to each other to get clean is done. They both did that together.
Makes sense to me.
If Patrice was White, he would have had Howard Stern money, could have gotten 3 liposuctions, and would be alive today. Dude was that funny.
If I fuck this bitch I jus met, will I catch a STD? She's got bad acne on her face
He could of been gotten lipo, he can afford it . He died cuz of being obese for decades
Since when is liposuction helpful in treating diabetes? He didn't give a shit about his chronic illness and it killed him. It's sad, but that's the truth.
@@danchambers9085 if dude was white, diabetes would have let him off with a warning... a 4th one.
She’ll be disgusted at your lies 😂😂😂
Is it really ok to cater to women like they’re children with an over-sensitive disorder? I’m not saying be mean, or to have no regard for someone else’s feelings, but there’s a limit.
As a man, I’m usually told the truth straight up. Even if I’m not I want to know the truth straight up. The truth is the only thing that’ll help me see the world for what it is, and the only thing that will help me accurately know what I should do in the light of it.
If a woman is getting fat, especially if she wants to know if she’s fat or getting fat, they should just be told the truth, not harshly but just simply. Yes honey not trying to hurt your feelings but you are fat/getting fat...
Especially in a relationship, looking attractive is your duty, whether you are a man or woman, to your partner. You have other duties of course too, but being as physically attractive as you can for your partner is one of them, and if one side doesn’t care about doing their duty then they don’t care about their partner. Unless your partner specifically does not care about physical attractiveness you are selfishly not caring about your partner
Blessed B'nei Ha Elohim watch gone girl . listen to Alan Roger Curie
@@andybarrette682 I agree
"I, am going to the gym, and so does my girlfriend, i know i will meet her there"
ive thrown out GF that gained weight...... she moved out.... lost the weight.... and moved back in....... then i got bored again and threw her out again..... just not for being fat this time
She was probably using the dope for a reason and then switch to food (like Indiana Jones swapping for that temple idol). Get to the root of the problem.
That was brilliant
"back when she was a fine ass junkie." 😅😂
I'm married 25 years and my wife is hotter than she was when I met her. 6-pack, does P90X for 2 hours... Her hens told her to do it.
heh, they don't do it... thought she wouldn't.. they we're wrong
VroodenTheGreat That's great, but abs are made the kitchen, not the gym. I strength train, and diet controls how much muscle you gain and fat you lose. I could get stronger and simultaneously get fat. Nothing against P90X, but if she's still going to Godiva and getting sugary frappacinos, the caloric intake will eventually outpace the caloric expenditure. This will be especially true as you get older and the amount of effort diminishes over time.
It’s for her hot new boyfriend
I agree. There has to be some young guy flirting with her. 25yrs and just out of nowhere she's knocking back 2 hrs of gym time when she I guess didn't do it before?
Aegis have you told your parents you're gay yet?
Trying to sneak a whale out
Genius:)
this was fucking funny
I have one question though, even though I think the Patrice’s method is genius, why can’t you just be honest and tell her that she’s fat and that you would like it if she lost weight??? I guess Patrice is using the path of least resistance, but damn what the fuck is wrong with honesty? Do you know how many chicks been brutally honest with me? And I’m actually thankful for it because I was happy to hear the truth at the end of the day
Edit: at the end he did say be honest
that sound weird but Honesty isnt a quality when it comes to interpersonal relationship because humans have emotions.
@@Ludo045 it def is a quality. It’s just there are waaay too many people who were never taught how to not be babies and handle truth when it isn’t something positive about them.
I was told I was too skinny, hair to wild, and I was weird by many girls, straight up w/o the slightest concern for my feelings just brutal honesty. Now could they have been kinder and gentler with their honesty? yes. But would I have known to work out, keep my hair nice and try to be more socially adjusted if it wasn’t for their honesty? No. Also damn, people are selfish, it’s selfish to get unattractive in a relationship and not care. Your letting your partner down period. And if you don’t give a f about it then you don’t give a f about your partner period. So many people love with a selfish love that isn’t really concerned with what the person they supposedly “love” wants. If you love someone you are deeply concerned with their wants and needs not just your own.
So basically “people have emotions” is not an excuse. It’s more like people are babies who are never taught or teach themselves how to be a fucking adult
The worst best advice I have ever heard in my life🤦♂️🤣
And of course, the broads gotta be on the side of the whale. Typical 😒
I'm playing devils advocate here but, us dudes do the same to a certain degree..
I'll stick up for a dude long before I take a woman's side
@@66kaisersoza Sometimes maybe. I'll set a homie straight when he's fucking up with a good woman tho.
@@66kaisersoza But you combat it with your frontal lobe.
I gotta say, this is the first amd probably the only thing patrice has said that is wrong. I tired the "phony your way in" approach to a fat chick before and nothing changed. She kept being fat
She can lose 45 pounds. ...she he back fine
Some people are better off ON the drugs!
...??? Get her more dope?