Dec. 4, 2024

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  • @Cosmic_Contessa
    @Cosmic_Contessa  11 днів тому +745

    Hi everyone, I’m glad you could enjoy this video if you did, and if you didn’t, sorry to hear that. The overall goal of this video was to lighten the mood a little bit if possible, but I’ve had to dismantle and deescalate a few arguments already. 😳 Your political beliefs, republican, democratic, conservative, or liberal, are not just allowed, but expected even because we are just human, right? However, I also expect that you will remain civil and respectful. I know some of you are very passionate about this, and given the past happenings of this company, I think people have every right to be passionate about this, but again, please don’t make me have to moderate comments more heavily. 😭 Have mercy! I don’t usually post this stuff anyways. I usually post music actually. Maybe go give that a listen if you’d like. Maybe some of you new subscribers I can keep, some probably I won’t, but have a look around the channel if you’d like. There’s also a discord server that I use. Just please don’t make me have to moderate there too. 😭
    And hey, I’m also thinking that either *before the end of the year or if this channel hits 300 subscribers, I’ll gift a one-month nitro membership to a random member in the discord server.* Maybe that will calm you guys down, yeah? But seriously, please do have mercy on me. 🫣 This was an idea to lighten the mood, not intensify animosity and hostility towards one another. Hope you understand, and I wish you all brighter days!
    Edit: Okay, we’re at 300; I guess we’re doing this then. 😳

    • @thehumbleebumblee
      @thehumbleebumblee 10 днів тому +10

      Civil, WTF DOES CIVIL MEAN?! THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN INFRINGEMENT ON MY RIGHTS!!1!1

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  10 днів тому +17

      @ I’m assuming you’re joking, but _just_ in case you’re not: I ask that everyone tries their best to communicate their ideas and opinions without going after others with derogatory language and invalidating their opinions. Otherwise, sorry, with mediated language being unable to see one’s expression or tone of voice, it’s hard to tell. 😬

    • @Theonetrueerenyeager
      @Theonetrueerenyeager 10 днів тому +7

      Thanks for the vid, and ignore the haters. You’ve got a friend in your viewers :)

    • @Theonetrueerenyeager
      @Theonetrueerenyeager 10 днів тому +2

      @@Cosmic_Contessa also I reposted my original comment, you missed the previous one so I deleted it lol

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  10 днів тому +3

      @@Theonetrueerenyeager Why thank you so much! I appreciate it! :D The problem is I feel like could care a lot less if they went after me, but it’s just that I feel like I also have to peel the haters off of others. When people come to this channel, I hope people can just enjoy the content and not worry about things too much. Especially when I make the videos I normally make, I like to have viewers just interested and engaged with video and just have an overall positive experience. There’s plenty of negativity in the world already; I try and prevent it when and where I can. 🙂‍↕️

  • @GreenGourdon
    @GreenGourdon 12 днів тому +3061

    Gumball literally has a scene for nearly everything.

  • @astralbirthvoid2551
    @astralbirthvoid2551 13 днів тому +7104

    *Your health insurance claim has been denied! What do you do?*
    Give up try again call Luigi

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  13 днів тому +302

      @@astralbirthvoid2551 Guess I’ll die. 😆😬

    • @Johnheartbreaking
      @Johnheartbreaking 12 днів тому +71

      Genius comment

    • @Babbling_Wizard
      @Babbling_Wizard 12 днів тому +396

      Sorry Luigi is in jail, try Mario

    • @StarGazerNULL
      @StarGazerNULL 12 днів тому +109

      @@Babbling_WizardNintendo needs to take notes and do a year of luigi 2

    • @pneumon6990
      @pneumon6990 12 днів тому +92

      @@Babbling_Wizard *You can now play as Mario*

  • @besmefhy
    @besmefhy 15 днів тому +5210

    pretty ironic they just dropped to 14% in stock lmao

    • @PinkGhosty3236
      @PinkGhosty3236 13 днів тому +188

      Is that bad? I know nothing about stocks

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  13 днів тому +721

      @@PinkGhosty3236I’m happy to inform and be of assistance. Stocks are shares or portions of a company bought by third parties(or most often this is the case, but it can also be people within the company) or people not of the company. People buy stocks in an attempt to make money. When you buy a single stock, you are basically buying a part of the company. The stock value is based on the success and marketing of a company. Different companies have different prices required to buy stocks, so prices can vary company to company. You could, for example, buy a 10 stocks of Google for $195.38 each, or $1,953.80 total. If the company does better and makes more money, the value of your stock increases. For example, the stock value could go from $195.38 to $197.56. When the value is higher than what you bought it for, you make a profit off of the difference, but only if decide to you sell, and timing is crucial. If you sell your stocks when the stock value was $197.56, you made $2.18 x 10 = $21.80. The idea is that you attempt to buy stocks when the stock values are low and sell them when the stock values are high to make the most profit. Sometimes people do this as a way to try and retire earlier. A person may wait years for just the right time to sell their stocks. The stock values will fluctuate, sometimes the stock value is higher, sometimes it’s lower.

    • @PinkGhosty3236
      @PinkGhosty3236 13 днів тому +180

      @@Cosmic_Contessa Oh, I see! Thank you!

    • @ved2360
      @ved2360 12 днів тому

      Yes, but the price of the stock is, despite what you might rationally believe, not directly connected to the actual value provided by the company. Since the prices fluctuate based on perception more than anything else, leading to people gaming the system in various ways. Pump-and-dumps being the scummiest version of this, though corporations will also simply cut budgets to drive down expenditures to generate perceived quarterly revenues (e.g. Blizzard massively laying off devs after the launch of Diablo 3). Part of why ghost jobs exist is that job postings are a way to make it look like the company is growing. Just another way in which this sort of system just makes life worse for everybody.
      A pump-and-dump is basically when a few select parties bait out investment with over-optimistic hype, but doesn't actually do anything with the investment. If you have the majority of the shares that are low in price, then faking success will drive up your stocks, which you then sell off before the company fails. Or at minimum, you're one of the well-paid executive with a good salary and severance packages, so regardless of what happens, you're making bank. You see these type of companies a lot in tech that do stupid things like sell juicers with cloud connectivity or making claims that they have some new medical device that can do every hospital test from a single drop of blood. AI is also currently the big big buzz phrase being thrown around.
      Even if your company has a legit good service or product it's selling, there's always going to be the risk that a publicly-traded company is going to get raided by some equity group or rich person looking to make a quick buck by stripping the company of assets. One of the ways this can be done is making wildly unpopular moves to try and force employees out of the company by constructive dismissal, meaning you no longer need to pay their wages or their severances since they quit on their own. Then you can re-hire interns or new employees at lower wages. While this will, in the long run, worsen the company, the money you saved looks good on paper. Again, there's usually few negative consequences for the people doing this because they can cut-and-run with their bag and not deal with the problem.
      Basically, the economy is fake.

    • @i_draw_whatever18
      @i_draw_whatever18 12 днів тому +1

      Let’s make it fall to 100

  • @markushaahr9194
    @markushaahr9194 13 днів тому +3916

    “Please, i have children.”
    “Good to know, we’ll come for them next.”
    The Health Insurance industry in a nutshell. Once they’ve squeezed the parents of everything they own, they start shilling the children as they age. Since the 1940s!

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  13 днів тому +192

      This scene would be more funny if it weren’t so terrifyingly accurate sometimes. 😆

    • @righthandstep5
      @righthandstep5 11 днів тому +35

      Yep. Pretty spooky times we live in. I choose to laugh and shudder at the same time. And yes it looks and feels awkward.​@Cosmic_Contessa

    • @TY_Tianyou
      @TY_Tianyou 10 днів тому +4

      I thought this was just an American thing

    • @slightlyuncomfortable
      @slightlyuncomfortable 10 днів тому +9

      Keep in mind that they'll try, but legally if you die your descendents do NOT have to pay your bills.

    • @markushaahr9194
      @markushaahr9194 9 днів тому +11

      @@TY_Tianyou It is only an american thing. The only countries in the world you still have to pay for hospital is countries in Africa, South Korea and China. Even Russia has cheaper hospitals than the USA.

  • @superzilla784
    @superzilla784 11 днів тому +1111

    "We claim no financial responsibility for any death that incurs as a result of our actions"
    God that is so evil. They know they're going to fuck up and are trying to cover their butts as much as possible to get out of trouble.

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  11 днів тому +65

      @@superzilla784 This time it looks like they couldn’t find enough toilet paper though. 😆

    • @josem588
      @josem588 9 днів тому +1

      @@Cosmic_Contessa as a Mexican I thought you Americans didn’t live negligence and abuse as we Mexicans do.

    • @slyfer2078
      @slyfer2078 9 днів тому +30

      Luigi: “Well, then, neither do we…”

    • @GoronTico
      @GoronTico 8 днів тому +16

      "Hey welcome to the party, sign here so we can do whatever we want with you and face no responsability"
      Except its health insurance

    • @roam980
      @roam980 8 днів тому +18

      any contract that excludes a company out of ANY responsibility should be made illegal

  • @hunterhancock5221
    @hunterhancock5221 11 днів тому +747

    I love that his delete and enter buttons make up his tie

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  11 днів тому +84

      @@hunterhancock5221 Isn’t that such a clever design by this show? They’re so smart and witty.

    • @hunterhancock5221
      @hunterhancock5221 11 днів тому +32

      @Cosmic_Contessa the joke is good too... I just got distracted by gumball

  • @Wolfiyeethegranddukecerberus17
    @Wolfiyeethegranddukecerberus17 11 днів тому +1135

    Gumball is the universal language for world events at this point lol

    • @leonardobertoni8594
      @leonardobertoni8594 10 днів тому +22

      The Simpsons are their grandparents

    • @sumiha
      @sumiha 10 днів тому +39

      @@leonardobertoni8594 gen z gets gumball, the millennials got simpsons

    • @graycat7704
      @graycat7704 9 днів тому +9

      SpongeBob was their uncle

    • @DigginThrough.MyOldMuscles.
      @DigginThrough.MyOldMuscles. 8 днів тому

      POR QUE ME PERSIGUE LA DESGRACIA?!?! ​@@sumiha

    • @ladywifiofbadfun
      @ladywifiofbadfun 6 днів тому

      ​@@graycat7704 so basically grandparents are the simpsons and spongebob square pants are the uncle and the children are the tawogb but who are the oarents in this metaphorical family tree

  • @ulquiorraschiffer1956
    @ulquiorraschiffer1956 11 днів тому +393

    As a kid, you find this funny
    As an adult, this is just too relatable and painful to be funny

    • @xKingx16
      @xKingx16 6 днів тому

      Let the anger flow through you.

    • @Adamkalb1
      @Adamkalb1 2 дні тому

      Even when I was a kid, I thought "We're a bank. It's our job to rob them!" was only slightly funny in an ironic sense, but that might be because I never watched whichever episode this scene came from. I also find this slightly funny just for how surprisingly well-spoken Gumball was when he described the definition of a rat (corrupt tattletale) in a very intricate manner. December 27, 2024, 3:24am

  • @thomasayresol
    @thomasayresol 15 днів тому +899

    This might as well be considered a documentary. Frighteningly accurate.

  • @AshnSilvercorp
    @AshnSilvercorp 12 днів тому +380

    I tried to say to someone that I wish the guy didn't die over this, but it went straight over their head after I talked about how bad insurance is. He just said, "look at those horrible people cheering what he did."
    "Yes, I just told you that it's scary people HAVE a reason to agree." We should be living in a world where he was the psychopath. But it looks like we are all not normal in this case...

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  12 днів тому +67

      @@AshnSilvercorp Yeah, how dystopian, right?Whatever opinion you’ll have though, I won’t condemn you for it. You are welcome to say what you will on it, because even if we don’t agree, that’s fine too. :)

    • @AnAutisticOtter
      @AnAutisticOtter 11 днів тому +36

      ​@@Cosmic_Contessa Well this sentiment is quite the lovely breath of fresh air.

    • @glatykoffi6672
      @glatykoffi6672 11 днів тому +25

      Sounds like you may need to read about anthem's anesthesia policy being dropped after the news.
      People were saved from more pain and death. That alone makes it a net benefit, no different from a gun attacker being subdued.

    • @wafflehouse6650
      @wafflehouse6650 5 днів тому +2

      ⁠@@glatykoffi6672 you’re misunderstanding what the anesthesia policy was for. The policy would not limit the amount of anesthesia you receive or turn it off during surgery. This policy prevents anesthesiologists from giving themselves a “buffer” in other words writing in more anesthesia than is needed effectively charging the patient and insurance company for product not used. The policy requires the anesthesiologist to explain why extra anesthesia was used during a surgery if needed. It is not a bad policy at all people just don’t care to educate themselves on what the policy actually is.

    • @MaoMaster69
      @MaoMaster69 22 години тому

      @@wafflehouse6650 So what I'm hearing is, if you wake up during surgery you have to wait for the insurance to approve a higher dose before you can go back to sleep

  • @Ze_N00B
    @Ze_N00B 12 днів тому +1053

    Democracy is sheep and wolves deciding what to have for dinner.
    The sheep just need reminding that they outnumber the wolves a hundred to one.

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  12 днів тому +97

      @@Ze_N00B That actually sounds really wise and poetic if I’m being honest.

    • @Ze_N00B
      @Ze_N00B 12 днів тому +14

      @@Cosmic_Contessa :D

    • @chihieunguyen8477
      @chihieunguyen8477 11 днів тому +47

      And the wolves is as cunning as fox to make sure the sheep is forever divided and can never be united

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  11 днів тому +67

      @ Reminds me of quote I heard from Salem, the main villain of a show called RWBY.
      “Your faith in mankind is not misplaced. When banded together, unified by a common enemy, they are a noticeable threat, but divide them, place doubt into their minds… and any semblance of power they once had will wash away.” - Salem

    • @4skin595
      @4skin595 11 днів тому

      Better than being a communist that's for sure.

  • @cxttoncandy_skies4771
    @cxttoncandy_skies4771 11 днів тому +271

    The fact I got an ad for healthcare before this😭

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  11 днів тому +26

      Oh dang…

    • @deathwizard1996
      @deathwizard1996 11 днів тому +16

      UA-cam knows your next😂

    • @josem588
      @josem588 9 днів тому

      @@deathwizard1996 mexico may been hell on earth but at least we can go to the hospital without ending up with debt for life.

    • @joyhahn2572
      @joyhahn2572 9 днів тому +1

      same lol 🤣

    • @sofiamirandadd
      @sofiamirandadd 8 днів тому +2

      Same here, they’re marketing off of the death of their own. The shit they do….

  • @akbrain-iheartbonnie
    @akbrain-iheartbonnie 5 днів тому +70

    0:26 United Healthcare: You wanna try me...? Then I'll drop your credit score so low you won't EVEN BE ABLE TO GET A LOAN AT THE LIBRARY, PUNK!!

  • @luniette
    @luniette 4 дні тому +38

    my mom died due to ems negligence in new york (she was raised there) on dec 27th. her birthday was actually december 4th…this happening felt like revenge from her and probably so many other families combined 🎉

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  4 дні тому +3

      @@luniette Owch… 😔 Sorry to hear that happened.

  • @atimes3
    @atimes3 12 днів тому +446

    That last part is the saddest, doctors are some of the kindest human beings on earth, always willing to help patients with almost anything, but this fucking government allows insurance companies to get away with this literally bloody shit, leaving a stain on healthcare

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  11 днів тому +80

      @atimes3 Well if it’s any consolation, people are uniting over this drama, including doctors. Now that doctors are speaking up about this more, maybe this could be the spark that’s needed to change the system and start creating some accountability.

    • @NobodyC13
      @NobodyC13 11 днів тому

      Because doctors know what their patients need, and insurance companies don't and feel the need to act as the middleman, preventing people from getting the help they require. Of course doctors are uniting with the protestors.

    • @windego64
      @windego64 11 днів тому

      literally healthcare ceo hates insurance

    • @Outlaw7263
      @Outlaw7263 11 днів тому +19

      ....tell that to the massive percentage of medical professionals who abuse the elderly and disabled.......

    • @mangopie7602
      @mangopie7602 10 днів тому

      ​@@Outlaw7263 Proof? I've never met one. My family hasn't met one. What country are talking about?

  • @Yani-Mari
    @Yani-Mari 10 днів тому +121

    I wasn't eligible for governmental assistance because I did not make enough money. Wouldn't that mean I need the most assistance??? Why would you assist the person making more money than the person that doesn't???

    • @user-bz9of6tn6l
      @user-bz9of6tn6l 9 днів тому

      And therein lies the problem. Welcome to corporate America, as it worships its golden calf: capitalism.

    • @pacomatic9833
      @pacomatic9833 7 днів тому +14

      Because they get more money.
      The military needs as much money as possible, even if it means causing the deaths of thousands of citizens.

    • @zadc
      @zadc 5 днів тому

      @@pacomatic9833so they only care about certain people then other people who actually need it

    • @xfajejznfhdj
      @xfajejznfhdj 5 днів тому +5

      That's strange. In most US states you will qualify for Medicaid if you make below 138% of the federal poverty level

    • @xfajejznfhdj
      @xfajejznfhdj 5 днів тому

      ​@pacomatic9833 The US spends more on healthcare than defense

  • @TheMC1102
    @TheMC1102 9 днів тому +74

    As a kid, I thought Gumball was a satire, but now I realize that it was actually a paradocumentary.

    • @troybaxter
      @troybaxter 6 днів тому +4

      The only satire here is that the boys screwed up

  • @jinhunterslay1638
    @jinhunterslay1638 11 днів тому +168

    In my country, we have the National Health Insurance - you pay a monthly fee but get all your healthcare needs provided to you at a reduced rate: diagnosis, dental care, medications, etc…. Also, your health information is linked to your ID and shared amongst hospitals through the cloud.

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  11 днів тому +26

      @@jinhunterslay1638 That sounds really efficient.

    • @nookmiles1895
      @nookmiles1895 11 днів тому +20

      Well you know, the US is always trying to do things differently

    • @RodolfoGonzalez-e3l
      @RodolfoGonzalez-e3l 11 днів тому +15

      ...what is that country?Sounds like a nice place to live in.

    • @lolidkwhy8537
      @lolidkwhy8537 10 днів тому +22

      Bet someone's gonna come in and be like: "muh b-b-b-but wait line- But higher quality-"
      Yeah I'm pretty sure you'll get access to that with a reasonable price, rrrriighttt?

    • @jinhunterslay1638
      @jinhunterslay1638 10 днів тому

      @@RodolfoGonzalez-e3l guess!

  • @FortniteOG420
    @FortniteOG420 9 днів тому +55

    Luigi finally got tired of being in the mansion and told if he gets hurt his insurance won't cover it

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  9 днів тому +8

      @@FortniteOG420 Being a ghostbuster is hard work. 😆

  • @DraftTheHippies
    @DraftTheHippies 12 днів тому +135

    0:43 Never heard of NYPD Detective Louis Eppolito?

  • @tomo8940
    @tomo8940 13 днів тому +219

    What an amazing show

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  13 днів тому +32

      @@tomo8940 Guess that’s why they call it “The _Amazing_ World of Gumball.”

    • @tomo8940
      @tomo8940 13 днів тому +12

      @Cosmic_Contessa nice

    • @thirdcoinedge
      @thirdcoinedge 10 днів тому +1

      @@Cosmic_Contessa You've got a point, ngl.

  • @Andrew08893
    @Andrew08893 12 днів тому +237

    This is why we need nationalized healthcare

    • @Theonetrueerenyeager
      @Theonetrueerenyeager 12 днів тому +33

      We need Bernie and Tim, they have the policies but the corporate class is stopping them and us from getting healthcare for everyone

    • @Andrew08893
      @Andrew08893 12 днів тому +2

      @Theonetrueerenyeager Problem is they can't do anything with the Republicans controlling everything

    • @TocinoDance
      @TocinoDance 12 днів тому

      No. Nationalized Healthcare is communism!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Alfonse-dm6ht
      @Alfonse-dm6ht 12 днів тому +4

      Hmmmm This Profile Is Getting Famous In The Comment Section Lately...

    • @Theonetrueerenyeager
      @Theonetrueerenyeager 12 днів тому

      @ exactly, and the even bigger problem is that all the Republicans today are just MAGA cultists instead of the moderate McCain and Romney types

  • @Brandonhayhew
    @Brandonhayhew 10 днів тому +53

    Corporations simply do not care about the welfare of the people they only care about profits of their business. They’re just a company.

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  10 днів тому +10

      I’ve always seen them as chaotic neutral. If doing good and moral things would make them money, they’d do those good things. However, we seem to live in a world where the most immoral decisions can be the most rewarding. When good qualities aren’t rewarded, people get tempted, and then _this_ happens. What a world, what a world, am I right?

    • @Brandonhayhew
      @Brandonhayhew 10 днів тому

      @ there is no such thing as a better world of tomorrow that seems like some fairytale or an advertisement

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  10 днів тому +9

      @@Brandonhayhew It can’t be perfect, that’s for sure, but it can improve. 🙂‍↕️ Maybe I’m just too much of an optimistic thinker on this, but I try to keep my sanity through all this. 😵

    • @Brandonhayhew
      @Brandonhayhew 10 днів тому

      @@Cosmic_Contessa
      there is no a better optimism. It’s the same as the word. Hope it’s advertisement a promise that that her parents normally say that. If you want to make things better, just do it for yourself. Don’t do it for us. Do it for yourself

    • @lefishe5845
      @lefishe5845 10 днів тому +4

      ​@Cosmic_Contessa i mean the problem with calling it neutral is being dishonest or awful is indeed how you most effectively get capital.

  • @FernandoMazzo175
    @FernandoMazzo175 10 днів тому +52

    Isn't it so nice to be reminded that it's such a wonderful thing you _don't_ live in the US? 🥰🥰

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  10 днів тому +11

      @@FernandoMazzo175 I don't have that privilege. 👁👄👁 Somedays I look at other countries and think I don't have it THAT bad, but it definitely could be better.

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish 9 днів тому +22

    "I have children!"
    "Good to know, *we'll come for them next!* " Jesus, Gumball is more ruthless than the Sheriff of Noddingham in that Disney Robin Hood movie.

  • @UncleScrapsTF
    @UncleScrapsTF 12 днів тому +66

    Two Words:
    Pre-existing Condition

    • @ScionStorm1
      @ScionStorm1 11 днів тому +10

      The American health care system is a pre-existing condition.

    • @tacopizzasandwich621
      @tacopizzasandwich621 10 днів тому +9

      Oh you had legs? Well we think that means that car that broke your legs was a pre-existing condition

  • @asjdhuiwadh
    @asjdhuiwadh 11 днів тому +27

    even if i wasn’t born in America, fuck the healthcare system bro

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  11 днів тому +6

      @@asjdhuiwadh It’s a work in progress… 😭

    • @GamingWithNikolas
      @GamingWithNikolas 11 днів тому +6

      ​@@Cosmic_Contessa I dissagree. Because the work never started for it to be in progress.

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  11 днів тому +2

      @@GamingWithNikolas *To be* a work in progress? 😐😬

    • @bistduskibiditoilettesistda
      @bistduskibiditoilettesistda 11 днів тому +4

      ​@@GamingWithNikolasit never progressed

  • @Yippst3r
    @Yippst3r 11 днів тому +31

    We need a Mario and Luigi combo right now

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  11 днів тому +10

      Would you call that... _A DREAM TEAM?_
      I hope you got the reference.

    • @ScionStorm1
      @ScionStorm1 11 днів тому +6

      Doctor Mario. But Luigi adding a new ghost to his mansion.

    • @tacopizzasandwich621
      @tacopizzasandwich621 10 днів тому +2

      @@Cosmic_Contessathe doctors need to form a *brothership* if you get what im saying

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  10 днів тому +3

      @@tacopizzasandwich621 Ah! This guy! This guy gets it! Good one! 😆

  • @themidnightbanshee5927
    @themidnightbanshee5927 12 днів тому +105

    And the government just allows this to happen

    • @Clarkamadorian
      @Clarkamadorian 12 днів тому +24

      Two party system, babyyyyyy
      That’s what a lack of ranked choice voting does to a republic
      That’s how we got Woodrow Wilson

    • @CrisisHedgehog
      @CrisisHedgehog 11 днів тому +19

      That’s because that we’ve been trained to be allergic to any government intervention, it’s not like that we don’t have a part in this. We’ve given them the signal that we do not want government intervention. All I could say is that we reap what we sow…

    • @Clarkamadorian
      @Clarkamadorian 11 днів тому

      @@CrisisHedgehog id say the government intervening in immigration is just government intervention period
      Same with tariffs, that’s an inherently protectionist policy against free trade, and look who’s making a ton of em

    • @boog2383
      @boog2383 11 днів тому

      (((the government)))

    • @water1374
      @water1374 11 днів тому

      @@Clarkamadorian This is why when trumpers say "WE won!" I just feel pity for the suckers.

  • @PLAYplaceprod.church
    @PLAYplaceprod.church 12 днів тому +39

    God damn, this is even more of an accurate representation of the Healthcare System then when Robotnik tried to take it over

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  12 днів тому +4

      @@PLAYplaceprod.church Huh, interesting. Is that like a SnapCube parody or something? I haven’t seen that. Maybe I’ll have to try to find that; it sounds like it’d be a hilarious watch.

    • @PLAYplaceprod.church
      @PLAYplaceprod.church 12 днів тому +7

      @@Cosmic_Contessa It really is lol
      It was done by a channel called Jehtt

  • @imkrisyoung
    @imkrisyoung 11 днів тому +10

    Thank you for this.

  • @lidl_man
    @lidl_man 6 днів тому +5

    I once on Reddit read stories of doctors trying everything they can to get their patients getting what they need from the insurance company but still failed even if they met all the requirements, the insurance were always putting dumb excuses up their as**s not to help (a lot of em are tired as f**k about all the corruption and sh**)
    I don't live in a country where insurance are something popular but I hope for you people it wil somehow get better🙏🏽🙌🏽

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  6 днів тому

      Well I’m happy you are someplace you don’t have to deal with this. All we can do is trudge on, and we will. Maybe this whole situation will spark the flame needed to change this whole dilemma and have people be held more accountable. :)

  • @lizardguyNA
    @lizardguyNA 10 днів тому +6

    We wish banks and insurance companies were that lenient.

  • @onEmEmbErstudios
    @onEmEmbErstudios 22 години тому +2

    I swear every Gumball's scene is still aging like fine wine

  • @easternrebel1061
    @easternrebel1061 2 дні тому +3

    Currently fighting UHC right now over my dad's care. This is frighteningly accurate.

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  2 дні тому

      @@easternrebel1061 ☹️ Owch. Hope you win the necessary care.

  • @AlbinoFuzWolf
    @AlbinoFuzWolf 10 днів тому +4

    When I got kicked off of Healthcare they sent me a letter saying I could pay 9k a year or consent to being dropped.

  • @_GhostMiner
    @_GhostMiner 12 днів тому +30

    Thank god i live in a civilized country!

    • @joaopedrobelphman3610
      @joaopedrobelphman3610 11 днів тому +4

      Same

    • @JakoWako
      @JakoWako 7 днів тому

      Where the government is the one exploiting you instead 🙄

    • @MrTarakan
      @MrTarakan 5 днів тому +1

      Given how my country is, its weird to say at least im not in the usa

  • @thelibyanplzcomeback
    @thelibyanplzcomeback 14 днів тому +137

    """""That CEO shouldn't have been offed."""""

    • @MercurySteel
      @MercurySteel 12 днів тому +22

      What's the point of wrapping a sentence with a million quote signs?

    • @thelibyanplzcomeback
      @thelibyanplzcomeback 12 днів тому +8

      @@MercurySteel I mean...

    • @not-actually-that-creative
      @not-actually-that-creative 12 днів тому +29

      @@MercurySteelIt’s less annoying to write than “ThAt CeO sHoUlDn’T hAvE bEeN oFfEd.”

    • @Not_obligated2care
      @Not_obligated2care 12 днів тому +3

      ⁠@@not-actually-that-creative i mean he doesn’t have to type it like that either 💀

    • @moldytoiletpaper
      @moldytoiletpaper 11 днів тому

      ​@@not-actually-that-creative """"""""""No, thanks."""""""""""

  • @alyssamay9237
    @alyssamay9237 10 днів тому +4

    No way I got a UHC ad before the video

  • @russellperry9902
    @russellperry9902 11 днів тому +11

    I hear on the intertubes that untied health care filed a DMCA on people selling likeness of the luigi guy... someone was saying they may of trademarked the killers likeness.

  • @BlueStinger475
    @BlueStinger475 7 днів тому +4

    "You can now play as Luigi"

  • @Caleb_Liftz
    @Caleb_Liftz 11 днів тому +18

    We need more Luigi’s

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  11 днів тому +6

      @@Caleb_Liftz I think what people really want is more accountability. If only they’d just listen and have a little more integrity, then none of this would have happened. What a mess this whole situation is.

  • @blueblaze7312
    @blueblaze7312 8 днів тому +7

    I... have no words... to describe how disgusting the healthcare system has become...

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  6 днів тому

      Sometimes I have to watch funny cat videos to cheer myself up from all this depressing stuff, you know? Highly recommend. :) I’m sure it will get better eventually. Heck, it already looks like people are already pushing to hold the healthcare system people more accountable.

  • @dommoo2
    @dommoo2 2 дні тому +2

    The Ceo not only has done insider trading but also has had a dui because murdering people by paperwork alone wasnt enough he wanted to di it with his own 2 hands
    free Luigi

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  2 дні тому +1

      @@dommoo2 Holy-! U-Unbelievable!! He _actually_ has a DUI *MUGSHOT?!?* I never heard of this before! That’s even worse!

  • @LeviGoober
    @LeviGoober 9 днів тому +7

    United Healthcare: making your union with your loved ones as expensive as possible

  • @CyberEditz7
    @CyberEditz7 15 днів тому +54

    That’s so true

  • @NaLian605
    @NaLian605 10 днів тому +4

    Whoa. In my country. The screen doesn't show the guy pulling down his pants and putting it in the bag. It just cuts off to gumballs face while he is crying

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  10 днів тому +1

      @@NaLian605 Guess they thought it was inappropriate… \_( ._ .)_/

  • @filipvadas7602
    @filipvadas7602 4 дні тому +2

    Gumball was absolute peak. I hope it really is coming back....

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  4 дні тому

      @@filipvadas7602 The comedy was on another level. I also wish for this show to come back.

  • @Joel-oy5zc
    @Joel-oy5zc 12 днів тому +30

    Thank you, Luigi

  • @definitely_notme4112
    @definitely_notme4112 6 днів тому +2

    I like how the bank of elmore is literally just the federal reserve building in Washington DC

  • @CaedusDeorum
    @CaedusDeorum 2 дні тому +1

    I got an ad for insurance before this video :/

  • @CharlieDrawzXD
    @CharlieDrawzXD 11 днів тому +4

    hey just a quick shoutout to my friend luigi who covered in on our emirates flight as first officer from the times 6am to 6pm!!

  • @neyuzu
    @neyuzu 11 днів тому +6

    Sadly they said they won’t change anything

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  11 днів тому +5

      @@neyuzu Maybe their sudden drop in business success and stock values will force them to do something. \_( ._.)_/

    • @neyuzu
      @neyuzu 11 днів тому

      @@Cosmic_Contessamaybe but he did this in Dec which is where lots of people have already renewed their healthcare insurances.

  • @meaty8887
    @meaty8887 День тому +1

    As a South Korean citizen, I always get scared whenever i get into an ambulance because it triggers me a nightmare, making me think I'm in the US and that I have to pay thousands. The ambulance crew has to constantly remind me that ambulance usage in Korea is free (i kinda went into panic and demanded them to let me off because i can't afford paying for the Ambulance), and i don't have to fork over thousands in ambulance fees. But when i go to the hospital visit, it doesn't make me think about the US healthcare for some reason. Like i remind myself it's subsidized healthcare.

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  День тому +1

      @@meaty8887 Owch! I said this in another comment, but I remember watching a police officer body camera video. The officer asks if a bystander involved in some incident wanted an ambulance called to the scene to have the checked out. The bystander said no, to which the officer said that was probably the smart move because it’ll cost about $3,000 for an ambulance ride. Like, excuse me?! THREE-THOUSAND DOLLARS!! Like… are you kidding me?! I hope your trauma fades… 🫣

  • @Meemaster334
    @Meemaster334 9 днів тому +1

    Any gumball scene could literally be a meme at some point, and it will work perfectly.

  • @1987nightrap
    @1987nightrap 9 днів тому +1

    This whole show was a freaking masterpiece

  • @redfalcon8062
    @redfalcon8062 19 годин тому +1

    Bruh I just got an ad for Healthcare before watching the video lmao

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  19 годин тому

      @@redfalcon8062 Apparently the algorithm has TERRIBLE timing because you are not alone. 🫣

    • @redfalcon8062
      @redfalcon8062 19 годин тому +1

      @Cosmic_Contessa I figured so. UA-cam and their timing lol.

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  19 годин тому

      @ I know right?! 😵

  • @edsonluz4319
    @edsonluz4319 8 днів тому +1

    This make me proud to live in a country with free and universal healthcare, despite it's many problems.

  • @Mx_E_is_me
    @Mx_E_is_me 6 днів тому +1

    And this is why I never go to the doctor and I take care of myself, stitching up a huge cut and making cast yourself isn’t actually that hard.

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  6 днів тому +3

      @@Mx_E_is_me ☹️ That’s really sad that you and many others feel that way.

  • @Athithan_2000
    @Athithan_2000 5 днів тому +4

    Who’s the CEO? Asking for a friend…

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  5 днів тому +1

      @@Athithan_2000 Maybe the boss is like a graphing calculator? 🤔 Or maybe it’s that one crumpled of piece of paper guy?

  • @mar25947
    @mar25947 4 дні тому +2

    Man, I never watched this show...I'm converted lol

  • @vladtheimpaler9577
    @vladtheimpaler9577 9 днів тому +2

    "Are funerals tax deductable?"
    US: NO

  • @Operatiz
    @Operatiz 7 днів тому +1

    The fact this happened on my birthday 😭🙏🏽

  • @Stormdragon356
    @Stormdragon356 10 днів тому +5

    Ok I'm from the UK and we have a free Healthcare system yet I found this hilarious and I can feel the accuracy from the text alone😂

  • @deathwizard1996
    @deathwizard1996 9 днів тому +2

    Anyone that got an ad for health insurance. UA-cam knows your next😅

  • @pizzafrittauneuro01
    @pizzafrittauneuro01 11 днів тому +10

    wtf is going on america... seriously???

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  11 днів тому +1

      @pizzafrittauneuro01 “Only in America” as they say, right?

  • @dubbyplays
    @dubbyplays 10 днів тому +1

    Then a random chill guy named after Super Mario's brother decides to snap the CEO out of reality and go eat mom's spaghetti

  • @wenterinfaer7868
    @wenterinfaer7868 4 дні тому

    I wonder whether Brian Thompson was their client

  • @kevinjuarez9252
    @kevinjuarez9252 4 дні тому +1

    Yes, do more of this please!

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  4 дні тому

      @kevinjuarez9252 I’m sorry, but I don’t often make this kind of content. I typically soundtracks to listen to.

  • @vectoralphaSec
    @vectoralphaSec День тому +1

    Rich and powerful CEO's everywhere are nervous.

  • @slurmpy
    @slurmpy 4 дні тому

    i always get healthcare ads before these videos

  • @Exe91109
    @Exe91109 7 днів тому

    At this point, TAWOG is just the kid friendly boondocks

  • @robertbench5187
    @robertbench5187 5 днів тому +1

    We didn't appreciate Gumball that much before. We thought it's just a cartoon show with some over the top jokes.

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  5 днів тому

      @@robertbench5187 Maybe this will turn into one of those shows where people always go like “THE AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL PREDICTED THE FUTURE AGAIN!” Don’t people always do that with The Simpsons show?

  • @Seniorsneaky123
    @Seniorsneaky123 8 днів тому +2

    thats why luigi is a hero

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  6 днів тому +1

      I just think it was all so preventable. All that our industries have to do is have a little more integrity. He had a point for sure. We pay the most for healthcare in the world, yet third-world/developing countries have better healthcare than we do. That’s only possible because it’s such a corrupt industry now. If they never decided to overcharge and make inane excuses to not pay for care, especially when necessary to save a patient’s life, none of this would have happened. This was such an easy dilemma to evade; the solution was so easy and simple, but I guess some people just *had* to gamble.

  • @ZachX888
    @ZachX888 4 дні тому +2

    Oh damn... I didn't know the show was like THIS. Holy shit, this is like South Park for kids! D:
    ...Not that that ever stopped kids from watching South Park, but still.

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 10 днів тому +1

    When I learned about the guy's name, my mind went immediately to "the mafia!?" 💀

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  10 днів тому +1

      @@Hepheat75 Mine went to the Super Mario Brothers. 😵‍💫🫣

  • @Erebus04
    @Erebus04 6 днів тому

    Don't forget the Mayor of New york or whatever wants to set up a support line for CEO who think their lives MIGHT be in danger

  • @DarkAnims
    @DarkAnims 11 днів тому +2

    I wanted to say the NHS doesnt do this but the quality of healthcare of the NHS is starting to decrease and the pay for the doctors are below average.

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  11 днів тому

      @DarkAnims I suppose corruption doesn’t happen overnight. Doctors that have recently come together to criticize United Healthcare have noted that steadily more and more practices to delay healthcare have been creeping through the system over the years.

    • @KopaczDziur
      @KopaczDziur 8 днів тому +2

      Yeah, there definitely are some better examples of public healthcare than the NHS.

  • @Echo81Rumple83
    @Echo81Rumple83 День тому

    I so regret checking this show out in cartoon network, but I got sick of cable and the bombardment of ads.

  • @Que_Sofrito
    @Que_Sofrito 4 дні тому +2

    Thank you, European Healthcare

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  4 дні тому

      @Que_Sofrito I hear it’s better over there… 😭

  • @lexifeaser6593
    @lexifeaser6593 5 днів тому +1

    Pretty accurate. And I know this from talking to people who have united healthcare.

  • @AdorianDelmore
    @AdorianDelmore 5 днів тому +1

    Non American: What type of fantasy are you guys living in?😅

  • @darkgobbo8763
    @darkgobbo8763 13 днів тому +9

    Welp, at least you have McCain-Feingold act.

  • @numberoneappgames
    @numberoneappgames 18 годин тому +1

    Not his dignity 😫

  • @evoli_nerd
    @evoli_nerd 16 годин тому

    Normally on my birthday, something happens that ruins my day, so I knew something big happened since it went as planned. As it turned out, something big did happen, way bigger than I thought tho lol. And it was pulled by someone named Luigi, who was a gamer, which is the craziest thing that I’ve ever heard. Dude was tired of being P2 in game and in real life.

  • @JeremyFinch42
    @JeremyFinch42 5 днів тому +1

    _You can now play as Luigi._

  • @FungiLime
    @FungiLime 5 днів тому +1

    He was NOT in the Christmas spirit.

  • @roseywolf7867
    @roseywolf7867 6 днів тому +1

    I fr just got a healthcare ad! 😂

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  6 днів тому

      @@roseywolf7867 I know this is unrelated, but I like that Splatoon 3 profile picture. That’s a pretty solid game.

    • @Sunrust
      @Sunrust 6 днів тому

      is that mr rizz

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  6 днів тому

      @@Sunrust Yep! That is Mr. Grizz.

  • @theEDMdragon
    @theEDMdragon 11 днів тому +3

    Somehow this being satire still manages to upset me

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  11 днів тому +2

      @@theEDMdragon It would be more funny if it weren’t so terrifyingly accurate.

    • @lefishe5845
      @lefishe5845 10 днів тому +1

      The hardest hitting satire is often the closest to what actually happens.

    • @troybaxter
      @troybaxter 6 днів тому

      The only satire here is leniency.

  • @angelad230
    @angelad230 3 дні тому +1

    I love TAWOG. It’s so unhinged 😂

  • @randontimberwolf4007
    @randontimberwolf4007 12 днів тому +6

    This happened on my birthday?

    • @Toucanz
      @Toucanz 12 днів тому +2

      w birthday gift

  • @NaturedSwisha
    @NaturedSwisha 12 днів тому +13

    UA-cam told me to rate this video, Gave it 5 stars

  • @dalton6108
    @dalton6108 4 дні тому

    Someone used to be a banker lol. “ you forgot to sell them our credit card. So and so solutions”

  • @dely9999
    @dely9999 9 днів тому +1

    The UHC after the CEO passed away: We are sorry... your plan doesn't cover Funeral services *evil laugh*

  • @SmilingCritters809
    @SmilingCritters809 12 днів тому +3

    Gumball is really mad mad! 😅👍🏻🤍🤍🤍✨

  • @kaelanbarrios1214
    @kaelanbarrios1214 7 днів тому +1

    Idk how people can work there

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  7 днів тому +3

      @@kaelanbarrios1214 I’ve heard some stories of how people just HATE their jobs there. It must be like torture. Unfortunately, some people these days are just one paycheck away from going homeless, so some people get locked in their job and are essentially forced to do things they don’t want to getting more and more grey hair as time passes. It’s not like I imagine most of their employees are valued either. 🥺

  • @The5thtoe
    @The5thtoe 4 дні тому +2

    How does this have over 200k views

    • @Cosmic_Contessa
      @Cosmic_Contessa  4 дні тому +1

      @@The5thtoe Couldn’t tell you. I’m also shocked at this. I think I expected SOME traction, but I didn’t expect it to take off THIS much.

  • @Letsplayball19
    @Letsplayball19 8 днів тому +1

    Then Luigi comes in

  • @tygerchickchibi
    @tygerchickchibi 4 дні тому +1

    Yeah this tracks