My Daughter Loves Dating Losers - Henry Coleman

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
  • Comedian Henry Coleman describes his daughter's taste in men or lack thereof and reflects on a time when a key was all he needed.
    For more Henry Coleman follow him on Instagram @henry.coleman.773
    Originally filmed 3/20/22
    Videographer: Jesse Woodworth
    Editor: Keera Stephen
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 865

  • @mgm8075
    @mgm8075 2 роки тому +630

    He needs a 20-30 minute set. Brutally honest comedy is always the best comedy. Bring this guy back😂

    • @AlfrokingHenryColema
      @AlfrokingHenryColema 2 роки тому +7

      Come to Detorit Oct 15th

    • @martino8700
      @martino8700 2 роки тому +3

      @@AlfrokingHenryColema damn you speak my mind on stage, I make people laugh all the time with the experiences in the hood to living around the suburbs, everyone got a story to tell stay blessed

    • @mgm8075
      @mgm8075 Рік тому +10

      @Trinity M Not reading all that bro, it wasn't that deep. Brutal honesty is what we need, idc who's offended as long as it's funny.

    • @SuperRobertoClemente
      @SuperRobertoClemente Рік тому +1

      I never heard of this guy, he's fucking hilarious!!

    • @WilliamGone
      @WilliamGone 5 місяців тому

      He needs an hour Iam for it

  • @fitforfreelance
    @fitforfreelance 2 роки тому +34

    He went one ridiculous thing after another 😂

  • @unclejimmyray
    @unclejimmyray 2 роки тому +52

    I see Henry Coleman, I click on it. Periodt...🤣🤣🤣

  • @jessicaenouf4839
    @jessicaenouf4839 2 роки тому +52

    One of the most underrated comedians out here

  • @killabwpd
    @killabwpd 2 роки тому +9

    Too funny! If his logic was right we would all be broke and moving in with our girls/wives.

    • @AlfrokingHenryColema
      @AlfrokingHenryColema 2 роки тому +2

      yes

    • @killabwpd
      @killabwpd 2 роки тому +2

      @@AlfrokingHenryColema Much respect, you are funny as hell. I look forward to seeing more of your work.

    • @Ausnapify
      @Ausnapify 2 роки тому

      I'm broke and live w my girl its coo

  • @parkerflemmings
    @parkerflemmings 2 роки тому +1

    That Nigga Henry!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @devronmcclinton4931
    @devronmcclinton4931 2 роки тому +1

    This man funny as hell

  • @doxxed4796
    @doxxed4796 Рік тому

    All he speaksis FACTS lol and that's the funny part.

  • @bmans1
    @bmans1 Рік тому

    so i am confused, when he says white mexican men is he talking about the more european mexicans or are they two seperate things altogether?

  • @coolestqueen7673
    @coolestqueen7673 5 місяців тому

    If being real is a person damm 😅😅

  • @EPToomb
    @EPToomb 2 роки тому +456

    "It's bitches out here getting beat in the dark!" absolutely broke me.. 💀🤣

    • @AlfrokingHenryColema
      @AlfrokingHenryColema 2 роки тому +22

      Thanks

    • @EPToomb
      @EPToomb 2 роки тому +12

      @@AlfrokingHenryColema You are hilarious fam.... Glad I found this clip..

    • @AlfrokingHenryColema
      @AlfrokingHenryColema 2 роки тому +10

      @@EPToomb share on social media ...precate u

    • @imactuallysotoxic8709
      @imactuallysotoxic8709 2 роки тому +1

      @@AlfrokingHenryColema aye bro I'm looking for more content from you on YT. I hope you blow up mane you funny af.

    • @ashantej7484
      @ashantej7484 3 місяці тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tangiealea
    @tangiealea 2 роки тому +938

    This man’s delivery is UNMATCHED🤣🤣

  • @gsmooth6629
    @gsmooth6629 2 роки тому +270

    Man the “eating my ass” part caught me so completely off guard 😂😂😂 I wasn’t even close to being ready

    • @dao1breed894
      @dao1breed894 2 роки тому +29

      Lmaoo facts “shifting my hips arching my back” WOAHHH

    • @dadonn278
      @dadonn278 8 місяців тому +4

      Bruh me either 😂😂😂😂

    • @duanen2337
      @duanen2337 3 місяці тому +5

      He said keep nibbling lmao 😂😂😂😂

  • @beechizel8148
    @beechizel8148 2 роки тому +399

    A comedian that legit makes me laugh so that people ask what's so funny. I would pay to get this stand up for real. Well done fam!

  • @passionsrundeeply
    @passionsrundeeply 2 роки тому +316

    "If you crack my bootie hole seal..." Oh! I lost it! 🤣😂👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿🤣😂

    • @123ABC488
      @123ABC488 2 роки тому +17

      I died too true lol Once they touch the gouch it's trespassing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @9ninehd3
      @9ninehd3 2 роки тому +11

      @@123ABC488 😂😂😂I haven't heard the gouch in a long ass time. 😂😂😂😂

    • @123ABC488
      @123ABC488 2 роки тому +10

      @@9ninehd3 🤣🤣🤣🤣 dangerous place hahahaha

    • @CourtneyEmon
      @CourtneyEmon 2 роки тому +4

      @@123ABC488 gouch has me screamingggg 😂😂😂😂

    • @jojobonds2860
      @jojobonds2860 2 роки тому +1

      😂

  • @1ffilctar
    @1ffilctar 2 роки тому +320

    His delivery almost took me out. Literally crying laughing! Great set!

  • @browniebun
    @browniebun 2 роки тому +525

    My dad 72 and he still for the streets. 😂

    • @slaymarie_rdh_2B
      @slaymarie_rdh_2B 2 роки тому +57

      They just don’t stop

    • @resw1974
      @resw1974 2 роки тому +72

      That's why he blessed to live so long 😂😂😂

    • @browniebun
      @browniebun 2 роки тому +45

      @@resw1974 Chile, don’t encourage him 😂

    • @pa4362
      @pa4362 2 роки тому +27

      Don’t feel bad , my dad 81 and I think he finally working on salvation . But I feel your pain .

    • @mylove616
      @mylove616 2 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sbethune4431
    @sbethune4431 Рік тому +66

    Spit out my water I was drinking when he said "... You just keep nibbling" 🤣😂🤣 Everytime I watch this cat he always shocks me in a hilarious way. Keep pushing 💯🤣🤣🤣

  • @IAMEYI
    @IAMEYI 2 роки тому +31

    DAUGHTER: DAD WHEN DO MEN MATURE??
    DAD: 🤔PSSSSH!!!????!!! NIGGA MEN???? 55, 60, DAMN THERE DEAD
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @christopherhardy-jones771
    @christopherhardy-jones771 2 роки тому +178

    I have not laughed that hard in forever 💀 🤣 😂 😅

    • @jknumber5138
      @jknumber5138 2 роки тому +1

      K Dubb will make your face fall off😂🤣

  • @chevyon37s
    @chevyon37s 2 роки тому +499

    They say women tend to go for guys that emulate their father....

    • @IAMEYI
      @IAMEYI 2 роки тому

      This is true, I've learned this and it works....sad but freakishly funny why u think women who have daddy issues when having sex they call us Daddy... it's not a incest thing but I'm learning women supposed to come up with a daddy to set the younger standard so when she's older she finds her own "daddy" in a relationship sense who just isn't there for fucking but to carry certain aspects women still need on a "daddy" spectrum those who run away from that natural narrative are some of the ugliest and prettiest gays that exists lol 😂. Nature always finds away ask the butch studs whatever who secretly be getting fucked down and I HEAR/HEARD they have the BEST vagina because it's been untouched unlike the Bratz Doll everyone is passing around as That one Kardashian 😂

    • @augustusbrown5320
      @augustusbrown5320 2 роки тому +16

      💯

    • @elizabethanderson5421
      @elizabethanderson5421 2 роки тому +11

      EXACTLY

    • @damedan9389
      @damedan9389 2 роки тому

      "They" also say girls tend to go for guys they know their fathers wouldn't approve of.

    • @crystalh4016
      @crystalh4016 2 роки тому +44

      Lmao. I feel like if you frame yhis as more of a joke, with some laughing emojis at the end, less people would be triggered, and it'll get the likes it truly deserves 😋😂😋

  • @SC-713
    @SC-713 2 роки тому +140

    Getting beat in the dark!! Died on that one

    • @candicemirisha912
      @candicemirisha912 2 роки тому +6

      Me too !!

    • @tuggyj37
      @tuggyj37 2 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ronsvg97-25
      @ronsvg97-25 Рік тому

      Gotta be tuff tho, cuz you can't even see the hits coming 😂😂😂

  • @WOODSLD80
    @WOODSLD80 2 роки тому +444

    This dude is funny as hell 😂

  • @brodiethegoaty849
    @brodiethegoaty849 2 роки тому +82

    I lost it at "arching my back"

    • @carlthomas5767
      @carlthomas5767 2 роки тому +12

      It was the shift my hips for me. Lol

  • @m.roberts1120
    @m.roberts1120 2 роки тому +137

    It's funny because it's true. Literally, everything he said was true.

    • @WeldersIncLlc
      @WeldersIncLlc 2 роки тому +7

      ALL OF IT!!!

    • @123ABC488
      @123ABC488 2 роки тому +3

      Even the pushing the envelope with the finger part no cap 🤣🤣

    • @danieltatum4262
      @danieltatum4262 Рік тому +3

      I’ve never had my ass eating before 🤣🤣🤣 hell nah

  • @MightyGreenLantern17
    @MightyGreenLantern17 2 роки тому +34

    I see where his daughter gets her taste in men

  • @spennynash
    @spennynash 2 роки тому +108

    Man, it's so rare I find someone hilarious but this man..Henry..you got me crying. Immabout to enter a Henry Coleman wormhole.

  • @meelahmanifestslove
    @meelahmanifestslove 2 роки тому +127

    Fathers and Mothers know best. The moms dealt with it and the dads did the shit. Two things I will always carry with me from my dad is “don’t fall in love with an “I’m about to” ass dude” and “ the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach”. Amongst many other jewels.

    • @LA-ux8iv
      @LA-ux8iv 2 роки тому +21

      They be heavy on the "I'm about to...". Ol' potential head ass.

    • @meelahmanifestslove
      @meelahmanifestslove 2 роки тому +10

      @@LA-ux8iv swear!! I’m just like 🙄🙄 “ we a see”

    • @mocotone
      @mocotone 2 роки тому +15

      I agree. Never tell your lady about a finish line and you have no follow up, regarding the steps to run your race. If you want a woman to follow you, you don't tell her where you'll take her, you tell her how you plan to get her there.

    • @luiscarlosgarcia9354
      @luiscarlosgarcia9354 2 роки тому

      Damn those mother loved losers too lol 😂

  • @TheSjordan20
    @TheSjordan20 2 роки тому +39

    "Just keep nibbling" 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @2near_death
    @2near_death 2 роки тому +43

    This gives me 90s comedy vibes 🤣

  • @bishoptatum8737
    @bishoptatum8737 2 роки тому +37

    He ain’t lying with that, “I just wanted a healthy child.” 😂😂😂

  • @princegipsoniii4229
    @princegipsoniii4229 2 роки тому +91

    I hope this man gets more gigs. He’s really one of a kind.

  • @robimaki
    @robimaki 2 роки тому +36

    With the lights on 😭😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Blullaby
    @Blullaby 2 роки тому +52

    I didn't chuckle: I laughed out loud! This was excellent (': 👑👑

  • @virtuous2125
    @virtuous2125 2 роки тому +62

    By far one of the most underrated comedians! I haven't seen him miss yet.

  • @phlintify
    @phlintify 2 роки тому +46

    You got to rewatch this sh!t to know how funny this set was 😂😂

  • @victorythecreator
    @victorythecreator 2 роки тому +59

    It’s been a while since I’ve had to run away laughing! Nah FR I almost just passed out 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jamalmarsh2617
    @jamalmarsh2617 2 роки тому +21

    "If it's working...you sharing" 😎💯

  • @realc7777
    @realc7777 2 роки тому +8

    did he say nigga men 1:59. I don't want to laugh but it kinda funny, in a funny way and honest.

  • @ComedianAmbroseJones
    @ComedianAmbroseJones 2 роки тому +35

    My soul was at ease.😂😂😂

  • @vivresaviva
    @vivresaviva 2 роки тому +26

    this was a WILD 5 bro 💀

  • @MrLovegospel
    @MrLovegospel 2 роки тому +28

    This is the second time 've watched this in the last 5 days and i'm laughing more the second time around..."Booty hole seal" .....I'm weak!!!....Henry Coleman, your delivery is on point....holy shit!!!!lmao

  • @LaVarWalkerTV
    @LaVarWalkerTV 2 роки тому +38

    This man is definitely in my top 5. Brilliant

  • @Jaz-nm4fw
    @Jaz-nm4fw Рік тому +23

    This guy is cracking me UP with things I feel like I shouldn't be laughing at 😂

  • @DaKingisDead
    @DaKingisDead 2 роки тому +39

    Hats off for making me laugh hysterically.
    🃏

  • @roblovethecomedian
    @roblovethecomedian 2 роки тому +50

    Henry Coleman is funny af and fearless 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾

    • @viilord2679
      @viilord2679 Рік тому

      The fearlessness is what makes it so funny

  • @anniesue4456
    @anniesue4456 2 роки тому +16

    Good advice to any Daughter's from their Father's.... no matter what race!!!

  • @OgDj2024
    @OgDj2024 2 роки тому +32

    Funny as HELL! This 5 minute video was funnier than Kevin Hart‘s whole career

  • @biblosantral
    @biblosantral 2 роки тому +5

    While it’s funny my father actually told me the same thing when I was 12 years old he said don’t get with a broke black man he hope that I get with a rich white man even if he’s beating me at least I’ll be living in a mansion somewhere and not struggling. 🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @harryellerby5286
    @harryellerby5286 2 роки тому +29

    He's Hilarious.. I'm watching this crying laughing..

  • @CTEagleCeltic
    @CTEagleCeltic 2 роки тому +13

    🤣😂🤣 first half for the daughter, second half for the wife… this needs to be in 2, WELL SEPARATED parts.

  • @k.c.8345
    @k.c.8345 2 роки тому +7

    Daughter getting dudes that remind her of daddy🤣 😂

  • @wolflunatic5093
    @wolflunatic5093 2 роки тому +7

    Unemployed people have the best conversation. All they do is make everything up. Women love it. There so interesting.

  • @marquiesebannister4649
    @marquiesebannister4649 Рік тому +11

    Yo literally watch this set like once a week! 😂
    He needs a special tired of all this fictitious comedy he brings raw uncut viewpoints! He says what you’re thinking, but just don’t want to bear the criticism from it! True comedian that allows you to take your time digesting the material by painting the picture in your head rather forcing you to get it! He even stares at the crowd and dares you to get sensitive! 😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾💪🏾

  • @Dana-bl7gl
    @Dana-bl7gl 2 роки тому +2

    So you were a dusty for 20 years and you’re surprised your daughter is only attracted to dusties. Terrible example! Funny comedian though. 😂😂😂

    • @AlfrokingHenryColema
      @AlfrokingHenryColema 2 роки тому +2

      it takes mistakes to be funny.....world full of boringly successful people......

  • @kidddeuce5150
    @kidddeuce5150 2 роки тому +50

    I laughed this WHOLE SET.

  • @AmaniTrio
    @AmaniTrio 2 роки тому +8

    Struggle what best what? 😆
    Men mature? 55, 60?
    Lol

  • @ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon
    @ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon 2 роки тому +14

    "Shiftin my hips?" 💀💀💀

  • @123ABC488
    @123ABC488 2 роки тому +15

    The finger part is true every damn time lol always want to push the envelope hahahahahahaha

    • @AlfrokingHenryColema
      @AlfrokingHenryColema 2 роки тому +5

      thank u

    • @mgm8075
      @mgm8075 2 роки тому +1

      @@AlfrokingHenryColema keep going bro, your honesty is hilarious

    • @123ABC488
      @123ABC488 2 роки тому +1

      @@AlfrokingHenryColema my brotha you speak nothing but the truth here! Stay real

  • @Koojoe89
    @Koojoe89 2 роки тому +31

    Needed that laugh! 😂

  • @pryncessyanni
    @pryncessyanni 2 роки тому +18

    Filterless, fearless delivery...definitely top tier!

  • @A1sinceday1-88
    @A1sinceday1-88 2 роки тому +48

    I needed this deep laugh ! Thank you for mentally pulling me out of work and into the weekend ! ❣️💃🏾😆

  • @aaronhoskin5703
    @aaronhoskin5703 2 роки тому +8

    Love how u can only hear the females laugh n the guys are probably all looking at each other like,wtf

  • @KeonPolee
    @KeonPolee 2 роки тому +12

    Henry hilarious!

  • @HerLovesBooks
    @HerLovesBooks 2 роки тому +2

    Nobody should be getting their ass beat in the dark. It's not right.

  • @erinwilliams6201
    @erinwilliams6201 2 роки тому +13

    This is accurate af! Down to the name on the lease. Yes, sir. Again tonight.

    • @dagda3000
      @dagda3000 2 роки тому

      No wonder black men are disrespected by other races.

  • @PRESSHAM7883
    @PRESSHAM7883 Рік тому +4

    Are you crying? “Bih don’t worry about me, you just keep nibbling!!” 🤣🤣

  • @desmaynard
    @desmaynard Рік тому +9

    Haven’t seen a marathon of funny ass jokes like this in a minute. Watched it 3 times in one day

  • @nantotheenigma
    @nantotheenigma 2 роки тому +16

    This is why we need live shows back!

  • @burksjrhoward4462
    @burksjrhoward4462 11 місяців тому +4

    "Hard di€k is heartless"😂😂

  • @cbro412
    @cbro412 2 роки тому +5

    "nigga men" 😂😂😂

  • @kentao4
    @kentao4 2 роки тому +14

    He had them rolling!

  • @eveonthemoon
    @eveonthemoon 2 роки тому +6

    The Boyfriend of daughter seeing this👀😂

  • @bigmixx
    @bigmixx Рік тому +10

    This dude have me in tears every set he does. Netflix come on wit it.

  • @viviblackmage2326
    @viviblackmage2326 2 роки тому +6

    Big brother vibes. Used to hate the dudes my little sister dated.

  • @sechabatheletsane9784
    @sechabatheletsane9784 2 роки тому +13

    'At least you getting your ass beat with the lights on'
    Lmao! Damn bro.🤣

  • @MARYBBOSS2
    @MARYBBOSS2 Рік тому +3

    "GETTIN' YO ASS WHIPPED with the LIGHT ON!" SAD but FUNNY!😝

  • @sweetvictory89
    @sweetvictory89 2 роки тому +4

    Sound like his daughter dating men like him

  • @MrCRob1989
    @MrCRob1989 Рік тому +2

    "you trying to crack my booty-hole seal." Priceless

  • @kamilahlena
    @kamilahlena 2 роки тому +7

    I just discovered him today on TikTok. I’m dying laughing!!! 😆🤣😆

  • @isstrip1002
    @isstrip1002 2 роки тому +7

    “Used to make my eyes water, I was crying” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @davidshamiri1448
    @davidshamiri1448 2 роки тому +6

    one of the best 5 mins Ive seen in a long time

  • @dubraefox8938
    @dubraefox8938 2 роки тому +5

    Some people are so funny they don’t have to crack jokes

  • @cwr8618
    @cwr8618 2 роки тому +5

    Just thinking about the culture. It's really no surprise what his daughter is doing they way he talks. As a dad, it's pretty eye opening.

    • @cwr8618
      @cwr8618 Рік тому

      @Trinity M The way he conducted himself, raising his girls and the way he continues to conduct himself are directly correlated to who his children surround themselves by. And as a dad, it especially correlates to who his daughters seek attention from. Wake up. I also curse too much, from years of military service. it's something I've recognized and work on, to reduce the chance of my daughters offending others, sounding ignorant, or worse, attracting the wrong crowd. But thanks for offering for me to research things I'm already familiar with. And thanks for mentioning Google. Worthless suggestions.

  • @bighomieJ5X
    @bighomieJ5X 2 роки тому +7

    I agreed with u up until 4:03😳🤦🏾‍♂️🙅🏾‍♂️

    • @Blullaby
      @Blullaby 2 роки тому +3

      Don't judge it til you've tried it 😌 it's part of your bodies, and it's sensitive because there are a lot of nerves... Done right 100% of people can enjoy it so... If you leave your internalised (and externalised) homophobia outside of your bedroom, you might realise it's not that serious (: have fun with your sex life, try things out - or at least let the rest have their fun (:

    • @Blullaby
      @Blullaby 2 роки тому +1

      @stryfetc1
      If 'that was sus' wasn't you emitting a judgement on someone else's sex life based on prejudices on your part, then by all means, disregard my previous message (:

    • @bighomieJ5X
      @bighomieJ5X 2 роки тому

      @stryfetc1 my point exzactly.

    • @googleifyouseekayu
      @googleifyouseekayu 5 днів тому

      She had a gift doh!

  • @kstamps410
    @kstamps410 2 роки тому +8

    I had to stop working and pay attention. Henry Coleman is too funny.

  • @AviBel333
    @AviBel333 Рік тому +3

    The dude was shockingly funny. Like, heart failure funny. Getting beat in the dark and "it's peaceful in here" made me genuinely afraid to keep listening because I believe it is possible to die laughing.

  • @Reneesaidit
    @Reneesaidit 2 роки тому +3

    Niggga men?? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gleekoo5103
    @gleekoo5103 2 роки тому +7

    WE NEED THE FULL STAND UP 😂 buddy Wild As shit

  • @beautifulqueen4291
    @beautifulqueen4291 2 роки тому +3

    😂😂😂

  • @dre_withwithout
    @dre_withwithout 2 роки тому +2

    I want my daughter to give up on a nigga…. 😂😂😂

  • @be8zywordpl8y68
    @be8zywordpl8y68 Рік тому +2

    This dude funny asf

  • @spacelordaye
    @spacelordaye Рік тому +4

    When i think i can stop laughing he tells another joke the cycle begins again like a laughing never ending loop.

  • @G4MMABA3
    @G4MMABA3 11 місяців тому +1

    I’m the ass-eating woman lol 1000%
    I understand his ex completely lol 😆
    It’s a good time

  • @EliteWokiesNonEliteRichHuhlolz
    @EliteWokiesNonEliteRichHuhlolz 2 роки тому +2

    Yoooo it's crazy dudes still out here mad they got daughters🤣🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @L.ATRAFFICNMADNESS
    @L.ATRAFFICNMADNESS 2 роки тому +5

    You ain't gotta clap for that shit 🤣🤣🤣
    I can tell this about to be amazing hahaha

  • @isilence4558
    @isilence4558 2 роки тому +7

    Nice to read about everyone enjoying this comedy 👍🏽

  • @joemanix1
    @joemanix1 Рік тому +3

    Bruh.. this was a great set! I'm crying 😂😂😂

  • @jesser999
    @jesser999 2 роки тому +1

    I actually don't see why people like Henry Coleman. I find his delivery to be lukewarm and jokes seem forced asf

  • @LivingOutVariousExperiences
    @LivingOutVariousExperiences 2 роки тому +2

    😭🤣😭🤣🤣🤣😭omg