Ma boi. How can you get concent from the baby? Thats the ideea not leaving a child with a diper full of shit. Hes makin fun of that lady for saying "we need concent from babies"
People in 1957 would laugh at today’s culture. Especially from the youth. I don’t blame them. Society and these wack jobs need a reality check before they hurt themselves. We will not conform to your pussified state of living...
I'm 17 and I'm worried what kind of world my future kids will be living in. I'm a female and I'm so disappointed in the while feminist movement and how 'bubblewrapped' children are going to be in the future when consent will have to be given for walking into a room. I am seriously worried for the future of the human race.
@@dannybenhur6123 In that case it's the owner's (a human) consent the original comment says you need the owner's (not in case of public property) and the ground's (a non living entity) consent
Are we just going to ignore the diaper’s feelings?? We need to ask for the diaper’s consent As well as the baby’s consent, but until the baby and the diaper consent we cannot touch it
2:19 Birdman: We shouldn't take anything someone says seriously if they have Pink, Blue, Green, or Purple hair... Jacksepticeye, Markiplier, DanTDM, ect.: *nervous chuckle*
Danger Close26 i can't speak for the homie birdman but from my experience, people with random colors of hair get a bad reputation thanks to crazy ass people like her. Which sucks because i always thought crazy hair colors were cool but now i gotta take a moment and hope the people i meet with it aren't crazy because of her and others.
Wanna hear something more important than this? A man and his 11 alpacas made it onto National news here in Ireland. They didn't do anything special. They literally just had nothing better to show
Me: okay baby can I change your nappy? Baby: ueusofihsuztuaosi Me: yes or no? Baby:heiaofjwoclejuzoroe Me: YES... OR.... NO? baby:jeoapfukspdjcuosof Me:WHY THE F*** IS GOING ON HERE?
Remember back when a couple people in a school would die there hair and it looked alright but now half the school has neon shaved heads and gets triggered when you talk to them
Haha "ma'am I know it hurts, but we're waiting for the baby to give consent to stretch the pussy wide open with it's body, so please stop tryna push...or breath"
Yeah let me just ask my baby if i can change its diaper Baby: *literally doesnt know how to communicate at all* Alright im not allowed to change your diaper 🤦♂️
If you think on it a bit, it kinda makes sense to me that we indeed require a consent from babies to change their diapers. The part about the body language as the consent is actually genius. Not many can come up with such great ideas. This will infact help us towards becoming a greater society as whole. This really needs to be a thing. I totally agree with the "person" here.
Somali pirate who's actually somali Not for men. Most men can be over 200 without being fat at all. Only a select few women are over 200 and in shape, such as athletes. Height is also a very large factor.
Really important news item!!!!!! It rained in Rotherham today. thats a small town in the north of England. Has to be more interesting now you know where Rotherham is.
Came across an Aussie vs. UK vs. US English comparison where the 3 people were shown an item and then asked what it was called. In some instances the Australian word was the same as the UK and in other instances it was the same word as the American word. In this case, the Australian and UK both use the word "Nappy" (she says it in the interview) instead of diaper.
That “expert” doesn’t need to be professionally diagnosed as both an amateur AND a Eugene. Edit: My apologies, Eugenia - just got a good look at that “expert”.
at my job I would be arrested if I said ok every time a client said no to getting a dipper changed. sometimes you need to do what you need to do when you know what is best for the other person.
Me: yo door, can I open you? Door: magically closes itself(assume it's a no) Me: proceeds to open the door. *FBI OPEN UP* 'windows crashed'(idk how to make it italics on phone)
I don't believe in God, to me the idea just seems like a wild card that can be used for many excuses I have the same view on religion in general. However there are exceptions when it comes to some religious people that I see as reliable and friendly.
Parniij i like to take a shit on the floor. Then proceed to sit down on top of my shit so it sticks to the ass hairs, i then lay down and get a fan and point it at my asscheeks so the shit can proceed to dry, when i wake up from sleeping the feces forms into a crust and then i proceed to peel it off and the hairs get plucked along with it and it gives me a throbbing orgasm... Wait nigga what u gay af for saying that Lmaooo, this shit wont get any likes anyway.
Pyrocyncal I don’t want likes. I innocently want a world built on honesty. I’m taking steps in my heart to bring that vision to fruition. Admitting what I do with my faecal discharge is just one step of many more to come.
Yes you're right in aus and here in NZ we call thrm nappies. A nappy. The comparrison...."hey 4 day old baby.mm.can i have consent to punch you in the face now?" Baby looks at you.... "cool" *WHAM!!!* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I didn’t give the government consent to tax me
VERITAS i think ur onto sum right there lol
news channels....wya?
VERITAS shit for real.
VERITAS nice one
I’m going to sue the government
I didn’t consent to being born.
You should sue the midwife for touching you lol
Don’t turn back now.
I didn't consent either. I'mma take my mom to court now because that makes sense
Aiden Pearce same tbh
Victor Wincent-Brennan I never asked for this.
Yeah because it's not child abuse to leave your kid in a soiled diaper. I honestly wonder if people like this listen to themselves.
Not child abuse, child neglect
@@kiyankarimloo7607 Either way, they still suck!
Ma boi. How can you get concent from the baby? Thats the ideea not leaving a child with a diper full of shit. Hes makin fun of that lady for saying "we need concent from babies"
He will literally get intoxicated and die why do you think we have to shit
Patrick Mace babies will get rashes
Baby: *literally crying to get diaper changed*
Feminist: “do I have your consent to change diaper”
This is how scat fetishists are created
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Stop crying, yes or no?"
1957: In 2018 we’ll have flying cars.
2018: We must ask babies for consent to change their diapers.
Gary Buckley we live in a society
People in 1957 would laugh at today’s culture. Especially from the youth. I don’t blame them. Society and these wack jobs need a reality check before they hurt themselves. We will not conform to your pussified state of living...
I'm done lmao
RiotnRespect don’t act a high and mighty because even us normal people aren’t doing shit to progress for flying cars.
Garbage Gang Right. We're too busy believing in religion still.
Who appoints these “experts”? sounds like she is just making shit up to justify her job.
Left-wing lunatics want people to have these jobs.
I legit taught this was a fake news meme when I first saw it
TRUE SWOLDIER just changed my son now. What the bitch gonna do
Leftwitch I saw this on the tv at the gym the other night and thought it was Ninja being interviewed on CNN again.
you probably wouldnt be too far off
Do we need the toilet's consent before loading our dump in it?
what about our dishwashers?
@@charliedilltarde9881 what about our wives?
uh same thing mb
@@markfark188 lol
Yes and you need it to wipe too
I'm 17 and I'm worried what kind of world my future kids will be living in. I'm a female and I'm so disappointed in the while feminist movement and how 'bubblewrapped' children are going to be in the future when consent will have to be given for walking into a room. I am seriously worried for the future of the human race.
I absolutely agree with you as a female lol
I'm male but agree as well (not that my opinion actually matters in retrospect)
Same, completely agree.
@@mattman1864 of course your opinion matters as a male
Don't worry. If anything, hope for an extinction like the dinosaur's. Humanity's slowly dying.
In 2025 people will want us to get consent from a fish before catching him.
DontLoseToDoubt TM
In 2030, people will want us to ask for consent from chairs before smothering our asses on them.
DontLoseToDoubt TM In 2075 we'll need consent from countries before nuking them
That’s the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
Did you just assumed the fish’s gender
Triggerd
Well need consent from undies before shoving our genitals in its face.
But people under 18 can’t give consent
What if the baby identified as a 18 year old
You see they need to consent to not have consent
Afonso Catarino *sips dos equis*
but that’s..none of my business •_•
Afonso Catarino under 16
Deadpool *Slaps drink out of your hand YOU'RE NLT OLD ENOUGH TO CONSUME ALCHOL!!
Let me catch my son giving consent to change his diaper.
I was looking 4 this comment 😬😂
69th like 🤝
ended era nice
2050: " *You need the ground's consent in order to walk on it* "
@@dootdoot94xo44 it actually exists...you can't walk anyone's property without their consent...
@@dannybenhur6123 In that case it's the owner's (a human) consent the original comment says you need the owner's (not in case of public property) and the ground's (a non living entity) consent
Diaper companies hate her! Find out why...
Win.
2023: "You need Air's Consent To Breathe it."
"Okay Air, Im going to take a breath now... Is that okay with you?"
Monty Pig of the Doodle Clan air: "no"
you: "Well, goodbye world"
LMAO
lol
More like Lungs can you inhale in some O2 lol
Are we just going to ignore the diaper’s feelings?? We need to ask for the diaper’s consent As well as the baby’s consent, but until the baby and the diaper consent we cannot touch it
2020: Hmm now that I think about it I never gave my mother my consent if I could be born or not.
Best comment.
@ıoq ɥnʎ That's true. In India.
Too young to be old dumb question but it’s also a dumb reason to sue
Did the kid win?
Let me catch my son asking his baby for consent
Kirby824 Hey baby can I change your diaper?
Kirby824 no chill lol 😂
You might wanna add "to change his diaper" because right now it sounded like some pedo shit
I literally thought the thumbnail showed a dude.
Alot of people did
same
thought it was ninja
same
It had pink hair. You had a 1/72 chance of getting it right
2:19
Birdman: We shouldn't take anything someone says seriously if they have Pink, Blue, Green, or Purple hair...
Jacksepticeye, Markiplier, DanTDM, ect.: *nervous chuckle*
My blue haired classmate made an excellent poem a few days ago: I don't like the dark, bark bark bark. I don't feel so good mister stark.
You can't make this shit up. I'd fuckin walk out the classroom
🤣
Ew
Asks baby “hey can I test my maybe lethal drugs on you?” Baby doesn’t respond “oh ok that’s a yes right”
It's all about body language.
I need consent to look at another woman
AKayTheWhiteBoy soon enough that won't be a joke.
Savage Bird you better be wrong
I need consent to breathe the same air that woman breathe with
It will never happen.
* cough * www.smh.com.au/world/man-convicted-for-staring-at-woman-20080419-2774.html
AKayTheWhiteBoy the way the worlds going. Some woman's gonna claim rape
Yeah, I've given up all hope on society.
me too
We need a joker
Ya wanna hear another joke Feminist
*2025: You need your brains consent to sleep*
When I saw this on Instagram I swear I thought it was fake news
Sir Cartier when my friend told me I thought he was joking, even after he assured me it was true I didn't think the world could get to this point
Sir Cartier yo how u like Carrie album 🤔🦋
Sir Cartier I thought it was an edited image. Watching this video now I've lost hope.
Sir Cartier it is Lol
And I thought birdman was a crack addict showing fake news.
Let me catch my daughter with pink hair claiming she's a sexpert lol
*LITERALLY LMAO!!!* PS where is my ass?!
Iron Duke *NOPE!*
This unloved sow is why I am pro abortion; especially retro-active abortion (if you catch my drift)
rocknroller 418 wtf is wrong with pink hair? Why does it make claims automatically invalid?
Danger Close26 i can't speak for the homie birdman but from my experience, people with random colors of hair get a bad reputation thanks to crazy ass people like her. Which sucks because i always thought crazy hair colors were cool but now i gotta take a moment and hope the people i meet with it aren't crazy because of her and others.
Next it’s gonna be, “if you touch a baby’s genitalia under any circumstance, the baby can sue you”
Excuse me
I leave my child in its 6 month old shit, lying on the floor, and deprive it of sleep, food, and water
Because it never said yes
It's time fo hit the reset button someone call in the tactical nuke
Beats by John that would be mercy
I’ll call Kim
*TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING*
Thanos click time maybe?
Call god nigga
My diapers were changed without my consent. #MeToo
Stop rape #metoo
It was me who did it.
i wanted to stay in my shit and develop a rash as a child how dare you take that away from me.
stop rape culture #MeToo
Please stop plaease stop please stop please stop
#MeToo
superotakuhshow LMAO. And the winner for comment of the year goes to
*you need your Jordans consent before you can put them on*
Y’all I’m going to jail I changed my baby sisters diaper she didn’t give consent bro I don’t wanna go to jail 😭
Same man
You are getting atleast 2 years jail time for that
Death it is
What a time to be alive
What a time to not want to be alive, in a world like this.
Lion jump man jumpman jumpman them boys up to something....
Wanna hear something more important than this? A man and his 11 alpacas made it onto National news here in Ireland. They didn't do anything special. They literally just had nothing better to show
AC3 Of Cards Aww, you didn't get to watch a err, human, talk about consenting your baby before changing its diaper :(
honestly thats amazing by itaself
Me: okay baby can I change your nappy?
Baby: ueusofihsuztuaosi
Me: yes or no?
Baby:heiaofjwoclejuzoroe
Me: YES... OR.... NO?
baby:jeoapfukspdjcuosof
Me:WHY THE F*** IS GOING ON HERE?
I would have imagined a blodie with the "i wanna speak to the manager" haircut
Remember back when a couple people in a school would die there hair and it looked alright but now half the school has neon shaved heads and gets triggered when you talk to them
Why would you care about the color of their hair though ? The issue would be them getting triggered and/or offended over normal things.
Royal shark you spelled die wrong it’s spelled why
So isn’t your name spelled
ʞɹɐɥS lɐʎoᴚ?
@@tsoflawless8616 - And you managed to write an entire comment without punctuation, sentence structure or capitalization...
@@allahspreadshate6486 And didn't even use the right "dye" themselves kinda hypocritical
Her hair color screams "expert"
Reporter: how much do you make as a professional
Pink hair: i am self employed
Why does the expert looks like morgz
what next, cops need consent before pulling someone over?
DisarMy cops need consent to place you under arrest lol
anon ymous ur the biggest dumb ass of the 21st century
Cop: Sir may you pull over, I need you to pull over
Me: *middle finger* hold deez Nutz ho! *accelerates to 80mph*
Mum:can I give birth to you
Baby:nah I wanna stay in here for another 9 months
Look up traffic stop refusals.
In 2020 you’ll need consent to breathe around a woman
I've lost all my brain cells from this video I will be offically brain dead after typing this out
Rest well weary traveler and may you float forever in a sea of memes.
THIS LADY IS OUT OF HER MIND SHE NEEDS MEDICATION FAST.
Im tired of these females lying i love that line .
They call ‘a diaper’ a nappy in a lot of countries such as Australia, New Zealand, Britain, Ireland etc.
Here we call 'em shitbags.
They're technically that.
Adam B well they're not bags at all, now a colostomy bag is a shit bag
If you call it a nappy you are literally a fucking person that calls it a nappy
AX iS if you call it a diaper you are literally a fucking person who calls it a diaper
Can confirm
When he said no homo I started dying laughing 😂😂😂
1:04 She’s actually serious...
i am out... I can’t
I feel like all SJWs need everyone else’s consent to live
Randomizer please educate me on what an sjw is
Troy Johnson social justice wakandan
seriously jackedup women
Someone quickly say they consent to them not living on Earth anymore.
social justice warrior
31 pink haired expert disliked this video without your consent
Felix Lai I know this is an old comment, but why do you have Jeff Seid as your profile picture lol
I saw this on the news, my parents and i had a good laugh, shortly after, we stopped watching the news soon after
Baby whith demonic voice :CHANGE MY DIPER NOW PEASANT!
let me catch MY son not giving me consent to change his diaper
How? Babies can't even talk!
Body language and eye contact, apparently.
WintaFresh did you just assume if they can talk?
What if you would to misinterpret the body language
WintaFresh is for pedophiles to try to get away with a child consenting to being raped by a libtard. It's being spread by a "sex expert" after all.
Casey Morgan,
A life sentence, probably.
I enjoyed laughing at the report 😂😂 she should have a Netflix comedy special! That shot was golden!
I was gonna go change my baby’s diaper (with consent of course) but Birdman uploaded
Before you know it, people will need consent to give birth to their baby...
JourneyModz Who knows
BRO, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT MAN, WELL ACTUALLY,
to give consent for the baby to even begin production in the womb.
I didnt ask for this painful existence smh
JourneyModz *i need consent to breathe*
Haha "ma'am I know it hurts, but we're waiting for the baby to give consent to stretch the pussy wide open with it's body, so please stop tryna push...or breath"
why did i think that was ninja in the thumbnail
Ikr
SnD Jake I'm dead lol 😂
Who the hell is ninja
SnD Jake SnD Batman ya ?
SnD Jake same, ninja's face is on a thumbnail on a news channel and he looks so fucking stupid that the thumbnail also has a stupid face lmao
Yeah let me just ask my baby if i can change its diaper
Baby: *literally doesnt know how to
communicate at all*
Alright im not allowed to change your diaper 🤦♂️
If you do change the daiper then you will be arressted and be booked for child abuse. Lets not abuse the child.
If you think on it a bit, it kinda makes sense to me that we indeed require a consent from babies to change their diapers. The part about the body language as the consent is actually genius. Not many can come up with such great ideas. This will infact help us towards becoming a greater society as whole. This really needs to be a thing. I totally agree with the "person" here.
Do we need the baby’s consent to pick its gender at birth too?
TheOrange that's the point of the joke lol
TheOrange lol Ik I was making a joke about but I get your point.
Canada does
@Crazycatsbackboi , lmao
xd SuprWood you got to pick your kids gender? Mine came out with a gender already....😐✌
I as a purple haired 200 pound sexual consent expert very much enjoy watching my fellow experts talk about very relevant topics
200 isnt anything (unless its all fat)
Somali pirate who's actually somali For women 200 is a lot.
i guess and for short people
Just found out 130 is the average around the world so i guess 200 is a lot around the world
Somali pirate who's actually somali Not for men. Most men can be over 200 without being fat at all. Only a select few women are over 200 and in shape, such as athletes. Height is also a very large factor.
You can't give consent as a minor. These people don't seem to apply logic
Really important news item!!!!!! It rained in Rotherham today. thats a small town in the north of England. Has to be more interesting now you know where Rotherham is.
Yo Birdman what degree do I need to become an official Eugene identification expert?
Eugenics
nice
yes i'd also like a scholarship in Eugeneioligy
thank you sir, excellent advice, i shall go, thank you for all your help
Wasn't expecting this comment to have positive responses I figured i'd be flooded with L's.
I don't want to be around 20 years from now
BumbleBee Tuna woe
I can help you with that
Death entered the comment section 💀
All I want for my birthday from this point forward is a fucken noose.
I’m starting to feel like common sense ain’t so common anymore. Glad to see that some people still have some. Thank you Birdman
I dont know about Australia but they call it Nappy in the UK.
Came across an Aussie vs. UK vs. US English comparison where the 3 people were shown an item and then asked what it was called. In some instances the Australian word was the same as the UK and in other instances it was the same word as the American word. In this case, the Australian and UK both use the word "Nappy" (she says it in the interview) instead of diaper.
Wait, I stand corrected. Evidently there is an Australian further down in the comment section that mentions that they use both nappy and diaper.
Lemme catch my son, he ran away from home :(
Let me catch consent, safe than sorry. XD
Because he didn't give you consent to change his diaper
Let me catch my son having purple hair asking for some consent
Nexus Randy I like your profile pic
😂😂
I think that in certian areas such as Austrailia or England they call diapers nappies.
I am in total agreement. Size does not always determine intelligence. Sometimes an infant is more intelligent than the adult.
Do I need your consent to comment?
I can’t feel my feelings, anymore.
Of course
Do I need consent to reply?
That “expert” doesn’t need to be professionally diagnosed as both an amateur AND a Eugene.
Edit: My apologies, Eugenia - just got a good look at that “expert”.
how can you tell its a eugena? if birdman didnt call it a her, i wouldve still thought it was a eugene XD
at my job I would be arrested if I said ok every time a client said no to getting a dipper changed. sometimes you need to do what you need to do when you know what is best for the other person.
Me: yo door, can I open you?
Door: magically closes itself(assume it's a no)
Me: proceeds to open the door.
*FBI OPEN UP* 'windows crashed'(idk how to make it italics on phone)
use the underscore sign on both sides of the word
like this “_ word _” just don’t put a space
@@LuckD7cky i mean thanks.. but.. *too little too late*
Everyday we stray further away from god
maRkoTgaMer did we even ask god for consent to stray away 🤦♂️
God gave me consent to stray away...
They say the world didn’t end in 2012. I say “ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?!?!?”
I don't believe in God, to me the idea just seems like a wild card that can be used for many excuses I have the same view on religion in general. However there are exceptions when it comes to some religious people that I see as reliable and friendly.
MultiScorpio57 lolz
Sometimes I smear faeces on my bedroom wall.
Parniij nigga what the actual fuck
Sames
Parniij i like to take a shit on the floor. Then proceed to sit down on top of my shit so it sticks to the ass hairs, i then lay down and get a fan and point it at my asscheeks so the shit can proceed to dry, when i wake up from sleeping the feces forms into a crust and then i proceed to peel it off and the hairs get plucked along with it and it gives me a throbbing orgasm... Wait nigga what u gay af for saying that Lmaooo, this shit wont get any likes anyway.
Pyrocyncal sounds great
Pyrocyncal I don’t want likes. I innocently want a world built on honesty. I’m taking steps in my heart to bring that vision to fruition. Admitting what I do with my faecal discharge is just one step of many more to come.
Yes you're right in aus and here in NZ we call thrm nappies. A nappy.
The comparrison...."hey 4 day old baby.mm.can i have consent to punch you in the face now?" Baby looks at you.... "cool" *WHAM!!!*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes they do
Let me catch my dad asking consent to change my diaper
good one
let me catch my son denying me consent to change his diaper.
It sounded like the other lady was really confused
I have pick hair and I think your pretty awesome guy and I like how you talk about the truth and I love your content keep up the great work my dude
I lost faith in humanity long ago but really I hate my life
What ever happened to the "bird watch" or should I say the weekly recap?
RIP birdwatch
Yup I assumed the person looked like that 😂😭 u ain't lying
Yep I agree
Human evolution
Edwards Baron grammer error the lady has gone through human DEvolution
Let me catch my son asking a feminist for consent to change a baby diaper
The year is 2088 its is now legally required that you ask yourself for consent to ask someone else to consent to you asking them for consent
my little brother is almost 3, and autistic. He screams when you change him. Babies/toddlers do not know whats best for them.
I don’t how someone can say shit like this and “that makes perfect sense”
so what yall doin for lunch today?
Eating ass
Pepperoni
Pepperoni flavored ass
c nothin
Chuck Norris i guess i should be expectin somebody to say ass flavored pepperoni now
what's next asking a baby consent if he wants to be born? "no? oke put you back up again then"
The title already made me burst laughing.
What if the baby gets a rash jesus crist this woman shouldn't be alowd to have kids
Was about to change my Diaper but then birdman uploaded
I love this guy lmao
They also call them nappies in the uk