Fatal Affair Was A Really Bad Movie, Y'all... 😅

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  • @Evelynfromtheinternets
    @Evelynfromtheinternets  4 роки тому +405

    What would y'all CHANGE about Fatal Affair? Let's rewrite the plot in the comments cuz WHEW--

    • @jaycee9968
      @jaycee9968 4 роки тому +57

      Wow Evelyn...I don’t know if it’s salvageable

    • @Ashleynavyy
      @Ashleynavyy 4 роки тому +80

      I would’ve made the affair longer. Have them hang out multiple times and then her cut it off. Then it would’ve made sense that he was so adamant about getting back together with her

    • @jgrant4736
      @jgrant4736 4 роки тому +35

      Well let's include a few dates, romance and a hot hot sexual scene in a bedroom. What didn't completely transpire in the public bathroom does not make an affair!

    • @LARKXHIN
      @LARKXHIN 4 роки тому +71

      What would I change? Its existence.

    • @cannibalisticrequiem
      @cannibalisticrequiem 4 роки тому +57

      Just throw the whole thing out and start over. Let's just have a wholesome movie where a black woman finds love, and we see them (her and the love interest) falling in love, and NOTHING BAD HAPPENS, THE END.
      Honestly I am so tired of movies that, intentional or not, punish women for having sex. Like the world is a never-ending dumpster fire, can we just get a feel-good movie where a woman thrives and has all the good things happen to her?

  • @Titus2Chic
    @Titus2Chic 4 роки тому +1362

    Chile, black twitter said if Nia & Omar didn't want to do the movie, all they had to do was say so ... and I whooped! Lol!!

    • @deschainerideaux
      @deschainerideaux 4 роки тому +11

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ddame5925
      @ddame5925 4 роки тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @brittanygraham6560
      @brittanygraham6560 4 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ashleynavyy
      @Ashleynavyy 4 роки тому +3

      😭😂😂😂

    • @cydevries7104
      @cydevries7104 4 роки тому +15

      Given how scarce leads are for BIPOC it probably was the choice between a) a role with residuals or b) not acting

  • @npatrice3083
    @npatrice3083 4 роки тому +1316

    I'm really enjoying a world where Evelyn is a movie critic

    • @randombrokeperson
      @randombrokeperson 4 роки тому +21

      Me too. This is mostly what I watch on YT these days so if she gets into the media critic genre I'd love that. I've been looking for more Black reviewers so that's even better.

    • @ohpleeaaase
      @ohpleeaaase 4 роки тому +9

      Universe, please make this happen. Very enjoyable!

    • @CarolMuodza
      @CarolMuodza 4 роки тому +5

      Same! I loved her watch and go’s that she did for naturally curly!!

    • @arpheliageorge7814
      @arpheliageorge7814 4 роки тому +3

      YAAAAASSSS!!!!

    • @elliedee8829
      @elliedee8829 4 роки тому +3

      SAME

  • @LoveK1
    @LoveK1 4 роки тому +621

    What really bothered me was that Nia and Omar’s characters had zero chemistry. I couldn’t believe a woman would ruin her marriage for that lukewarm mess.

    • @Evelynfromtheinternets
      @Evelynfromtheinternets  4 роки тому +152

      In the interviews Nia said she called Omar to ask him if he wanted to be in it - she also said he’s like a brother to her though so that’s prolly why the romantic chemistry wasn’t there 🥴🥴

    • @jalondradavis2473
      @jalondradavis2473 4 роки тому +79

      Those tight close mouth kisses like they was about to throw up...

    • @ebrown7338
      @ebrown7338 4 роки тому +40

      @@Evelynfromtheinternets They shoulda brought back Lorenz Tate! Hmmm... nah... don't wanna make his come back a set up. But at least there woulda been chemistry!

    • @carolperdue7534
      @carolperdue7534 4 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @LoveK1
      @LoveK1 4 роки тому +7

      Evelyn From The Internets Ew, that’s probably why I wasn’t buying that bathroom scene. I physically cringed during it and looked away.

  • @hallease
    @hallease 4 роки тому +202

    There are plenty of people who need pills, who don't stalk people. If that ain't the most trill PSA in not shaming mental illness and health 🙌🏿

  • @GS__
    @GS__ 4 роки тому +720

    I’m not mad that Nia and Omar got paid; I’m only mad that MY time was not used more wisely. 😔 That movie was awful.

    • @Teachingtea
      @Teachingtea 4 роки тому +9

      Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @5pctLowBattery
      @5pctLowBattery 4 роки тому +29

      I was playing candy crush the whole time. Gotta multitask

    • @nalahm3340
      @nalahm3340 4 роки тому +1

      This the one!!

    • @mimiy2sesi
      @mimiy2sesi 4 роки тому +17

      @@5pctLowBattery Haven't even watched it and I am thankful for these comments so I don't waste my time😂😂

    • @tataiinsertlastnamehere6471
      @tataiinsertlastnamehere6471 4 роки тому +2

      Done😂

  • @a_noelles
    @a_noelles 4 роки тому +531

    I'm annoyed that they even titled the movie Fatal Affair when there was no affair. Should've called it A man's obsession with a woman from college.

    • @fluximagery6500
      @fluximagery6500 4 роки тому +23

      Basically. I thought he was going to be irresistible and they would have an involved affair. Um no.

    • @misskris117
      @misskris117 4 роки тому +21

      You’re right! NOT ONE DAMN AFFAIR!!

    • @marnz2359
      @marnz2359 4 роки тому +6

      @@misskris117 literally!!! The only REAL affair that happened was in the beginning of the movie..... And IT WASN'T EVEN NIA😂😂😩😩🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @AshleaAnnya
      @AshleaAnnya 4 роки тому

      This just sent meeeee

    • @janedough6410
      @janedough6410 4 роки тому +2

      A Delusional Affair - An obsession and delusion of what it could be. Eh... Lifetime.

  • @DianaandherGuitar
    @DianaandherGuitar 4 роки тому +772

    Um... may I request more reviews of movies you hate? This was great lol

    • @DenverRealtorBestie
      @DenverRealtorBestie 4 роки тому +19

      Right? This was all of my thoughts. I love her

    • @Evelynfromtheinternets
      @Evelynfromtheinternets  4 роки тому +142

      I have another video coming up reviewing everything I’ve watched during quarantine 👍🏿👍🏿 also I have some #vintage videos on NaturallyCurly’s channel where I review things - linked at the end of the video!

    • @annafrimpongarhin6771
      @annafrimpongarhin6771 4 роки тому +9

      @@Evelynfromtheinternets excited 😆💃🏿💃🏿💃🏿

    • @theintrovertedbutterfly
      @theintrovertedbutterfly 4 роки тому +12

      I would love for this to be a regular series 😊

    • @itssesie
      @itssesie 4 роки тому +5

      Evelyn From The Internets it would be amazing if you made it into a series too

  • @DeeCee84
    @DeeCee84 4 роки тому +407

    What got me was the fact that the daughter's boyfriend was murdered and her parents let her casually go back to college...after her boyfriend was murdered for no reason. What?!?!😂😂Huh?!?! This was a melanated Lifetime movie.

    • @CoCo-ew7zi
      @CoCo-ew7zi 4 роки тому +10

      LMAO

    • @bree8345
      @bree8345 4 роки тому +13

      OOOOOOHHHH YOU AINT HAVE TO SAY THAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @fluximagery6500
      @fluximagery6500 4 роки тому +5

      Hahahahaha, omg 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @jenniferkeaton2523
      @jenniferkeaton2523 4 роки тому +22

      That was my initial feedback after the movie. They sent her back to school way too fast after all of that trauma. That was unrealistic.

    • @denises.8710
      @denises.8710 4 роки тому +11

      EXACTLY! not realistic at all....and the poor boyfriend....

  • @MsTeo91
    @MsTeo91 4 роки тому +747

    I’m a huge Nia Long fan but damn this movie was just terrible, the only redeeming quality of the movie was that Nia Long hasn’t aged a bit

    • @shazz286
      @shazz286 4 роки тому +57

      The fact that the redeeming quality has nothing to do with the movie I'm cackling 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

    • @MsTeo91
      @MsTeo91 4 роки тому +3

      shazz286 I know right 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Irek1990
      @Irek1990 4 роки тому +8

      Didn't finish it. Couldn't finish it. Should I finish it🤔

    • @melaniek8929
      @melaniek8929 4 роки тому

      @@Irek1990 Naw. It really is a waste of time the whole way through.

    • @MsTeo91
      @MsTeo91 4 роки тому +3

      I watched it while I was cleaning

  • @bridgettebianca
    @bridgettebianca 4 роки тому +173

    The plot twist they should’ve had was that Omar’s character was the one who caused the accident that injured her husband. To show that he BEENT stalking her and trying to get her family out of the way. They really wasted the ‘he’s a hacker’ part of the trope. They should’ve just made him an accountant lol.

    • @elliedee8829
      @elliedee8829 4 роки тому +3

      Yessss

    • @bentleyj02
      @bentleyj02 4 роки тому +6

      I think they did hint at it while they were golfing and he almost hit him with the club. Maybe.

    • @kui_maina
      @kui_maina 4 роки тому +3

      Yooooo...this would have been a good story

    • @shaniquaj6647
      @shaniquaj6647 4 роки тому +5

      I thought he was responsible ? Lol . At least that’s the impression I got

    • @jalanaharris8571
      @jalanaharris8571 4 роки тому +2

      I was so sure they were gonna go here. It almost felt like common sense.

  • @trv9632
    @trv9632 4 роки тому +218

    “Is that Estelle?” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @fluximagery6500
      @fluximagery6500 4 роки тому +4

      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @azaniajuicethwala5324
      @azaniajuicethwala5324 4 роки тому +2

      I’ve watched this review so many times but this gets me every single time 😂😂😂

  • @keeshamarie2889
    @keeshamarie2889 4 роки тому +143

    "I've never been to a club where everybody is in Business Casual dancing in slow motion" 😂😂😂 Girl you're hilarious. Omar should've played the husband.

    • @elliedee8829
      @elliedee8829 4 роки тому +8

      Yesss the men shoulda switched roles!

    • @smithtashae
      @smithtashae 4 роки тому +6

      The husband played a character similar to Omar's character in a similar movie a few years back. I guess he wasn't trying to get typecast!! LOL

    • @Za1naa
      @Za1naa 4 роки тому +2

      @@smithtashae Till Death do Us Part

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary 4 роки тому +3

      That part made me bust out laughing. That and "all he did was delete emails!"

  • @nonalolagirl
    @nonalolagirl 4 роки тому +62

    I keep pausing and dying at "is that Estelle" 3:58 lmao. I will finish this video, I promise.

    • @tt21292
      @tt21292 4 роки тому +3

      I’m dying!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @viviantompkins7925
    @viviantompkins7925 4 роки тому +371

    "It's cause he's crraAAAaaAAaaaZZzzzy" lolol. Also, "There are plenty of people who need pills who don't stalk people." Yes, thank you!!

    • @fluximagery6500
      @fluximagery6500 4 роки тому +5

      Bwahhahahhahaaaaa!!! CrrraaaAAAZZZzzzyyyy! Ugh 🤨😑😑😑😑

    • @artchick07
      @artchick07 4 роки тому +10

      Many of us just want to be able to get out of bed especially with Miss Rona making her rounds😑

  • @CryssLovesMusic
    @CryssLovesMusic 4 роки тому +233

    When you said “nice pencil skirts” I don’t know why I thought , “great gowns, beautiful gowns” 😂😭

    • @jada0505
      @jada0505 4 роки тому +9

      😂😂😭😭

    • @BlackqueenSW_
      @BlackqueenSW_ 4 роки тому +6

      I swear me too sis 😂😂💀

    • @Yadubya
      @Yadubya 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂!!!!! Right

    • @CryssLovesMusic
      @CryssLovesMusic 4 роки тому +5

      Long live Aretha!! 😭🙌🏾🙌🏾😂💕

    • @kitsontuli2713
      @kitsontuli2713 4 роки тому

      🥴😂😂😂

  • @Bloooooooooooppp
    @Bloooooooooooppp 4 роки тому +316

    Everything was just so mellow. It was a thriller with no thrill. There was nothing that garnered an emotional response. The closest emotion I got was annoyance at the friend.

    • @ericakm
      @ericakm 4 роки тому +16

      That’s it! This is how I felt. Thank you.

    • @TheThyckVixen
      @TheThyckVixen 4 роки тому +8

      Yes! It gave us nothing. I was so bored watching it.

    • @VanityLuxe
      @VanityLuxe 4 роки тому +3

      I actually decently liked the movie but only because it was entertaining to laugh at and honestly me and my boyfriend were having sex halfway through it LOL but none the less a thriller with no thrill is the best way to describe it.

  • @OGSuki.
    @OGSuki. 4 роки тому +114

    I’m glad the movie exists because without it, we would not have this gem of a review 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheOyaOshun
      @TheOyaOshun 4 роки тому +2

      Amen and amen!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

    • @fluximagery6500
      @fluximagery6500 3 роки тому +1

      No lies detected! The absolute best part!!

  • @Catylino22
    @Catylino22 4 роки тому +548

    For me, it was that his passwords were so easy for Nia and the girlfriend to get into. She was in his computer after the 2nd password attempt and the girlfriend was in his phone looking at all the incriminating photos after 1 try. I thought he was a computer hacker genius. Why was his password 1234?!

    • @ambriaashley3383
      @ambriaashley3383 4 роки тому +28

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gwadkarukera
      @gwadkarukera 4 роки тому +44

      I can't!!!! You guys are all on time out!!! You guys are too funny🤣😂😂😃😄

    • @DeeCee84
      @DeeCee84 4 роки тому +7

      😂💀💀💀 Facts

    • @pbelton7
      @pbelton7 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @reasc2071
      @reasc2071 4 роки тому +20

      YES!!! OMG this is the scene I had to pause everything and take the issue up with my FB bookclub 😂

  • @frowhatitsworth
    @frowhatitsworth 4 роки тому +28

    “Every scene is transitional” I screameddd! 😂

  • @LateefahABrown
    @LateefahABrown 4 роки тому +305

    But, the commentary on this movie has been pure comedic gold. I’ve been cracking up at every review of it.

    • @cello4Jesus
      @cello4Jesus 4 роки тому +2

      Yes, #BlackTwitter had me in tears! 😅😅😅

    • @4DIMAGESS
      @4DIMAGESS 4 роки тому +2

      SAME🥴🥴

    • @charro028
      @charro028 4 роки тому +2

      Yes girl!!!

    • @teresawebb4526
      @teresawebb4526 4 роки тому +7

      The review was BETTER than the movie. I felt obligated to finish it based on the fact Nia Long and Omar Epps are legends. But it was hot garbage. 😂😂😂

    • @wattpadusergeek342
      @wattpadusergeek342 4 роки тому

      Maybe this is why thy made it 😂😂.

  • @dondi2129
    @dondi2129 4 роки тому +26

    “Is that Estelle?” ☠️☠️☠️ lmaooooo

  • @brownekat
    @brownekat 4 роки тому +173

    I didn't even watch this movie because I KNEW. I just knew it would be bad. They just keep making this same movie over and over, every few years and I'm TIRED.

    • @Soulaquarian1
      @Soulaquarian1 4 роки тому +3

      Yep! I'm right there with y'all! I didn't watch cuz I just knew! SMDH 🤣

    • @Janelleybean23
      @Janelleybean23 4 роки тому +2

      Yup same here

    • @gsub20
      @gsub20 4 роки тому +2

      Me too. I couldn't see why.

  • @missprimmandproper5923
    @missprimmandproper5923 4 роки тому +100

    I'm dead at Evelyn trying to calculate a star rating - girl were you trying to carry the 1 and then add

    • @dataodokpa5431
      @dataodokpa5431 4 роки тому +2

      She sure was...that was hilarious

    • @EB-ok3io
      @EB-ok3io 4 роки тому +1

      MISSPRIMMANDPROPER Hilarious! 😂

  • @jaycee9968
    @jaycee9968 4 роки тому +528

    Somebody said Omar Epps looked like a brown M&M in it and I can’t unsee that 😂

    • @bri9204
      @bri9204 4 роки тому +53

      I KNEW HE LOOK LIKE SOMETHING!!!!! 💀💀

    • @miaminatural
      @miaminatural 4 роки тому +34

      The way I hollered....I see it!! 😂😂😂

    • @chronicfish
      @chronicfish 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂💀💀

    • @VsLeo1
      @VsLeo1 4 роки тому +4

      Hahahahaha!! Yes!

    • @3RoseNoire3
      @3RoseNoire3 4 роки тому +6

      He DOES 🤯

  • @bluemicks1
    @bluemicks1 4 роки тому +145

    I was shocked at the simply fact the daughters bf died and he didn’t even do nothing ... like I feel bad for his family 😭

    • @jalondradavis2473
      @jalondradavis2473 4 роки тому +28

      Yeah, so utterly unnecessary. Purely for shock value. I don't get them sparing the stupid friend who was actually more of a threat to him from finding the pictures but killing that completely innocent boy. And her assistant too. It was a high body count.

    • @fluximagery6500
      @fluximagery6500 4 роки тому +1

      Jalondra Davis LOL!!!

    • @Kemifaye
      @Kemifaye 4 роки тому

      ​@@jalondradavis2473 LOOOOL 😂😂

    • @foodsthatstartwiththelette1745
      @foodsthatstartwiththelette1745 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣

    • @adabekeethefirst8705
      @adabekeethefirst8705 4 роки тому +3

      Jalondra Davis I said this exact same thing!!! Like why make the poor boy die? Why not the silly friend? Did they think the boy to be so indispensable to the movie. Poor child

  • @MEGAoneARMEDbandit
    @MEGAoneARMEDbandit 4 роки тому +946

    At this point all these bad Netflix originals HAVE to be money laundering what else...

  • @emmajane8393
    @emmajane8393 4 роки тому +35

    The noise I made at “I’ve never been to a club...where everyone was in business casual,”

  • @_Moka_8
    @_Moka_8 4 роки тому +81

    "talk about sarcoidosis" lmaooo that was the diagnosis for everything on House😂😂

    • @tashajackson7968
      @tashajackson7968 4 роки тому +1

      Aaaaaahhhhhhh 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @zucchinigreen
      @zucchinigreen 4 роки тому +3

      I screamed with that line and I like Omar Epps...oh dear.

    • @mslilo007
      @mslilo007 4 роки тому +3

      Correction: It was always the suggestion, never the actual diagnosis lol

    • @Mae-rr5ye
      @Mae-rr5ye 4 роки тому +2

      Lmaoooo honestlyyy 😂🤣🤣🤣 same diagnosis every episode

  • @Itgyrl909
    @Itgyrl909 4 роки тому +28

    And can we add that the ex-wife in the beginning looked NOTHING like Nia Long yet the movie try to make us believe they twining. Damn, do they really believe we all look alike??

  • @blindinglightnings
    @blindinglightnings 4 роки тому +164

    I'm just down in the comments to say that I am here for the crumb on the microphone. I wish anyone in my life was that committed to being close to me. #teammiccrumb

  • @CurveTheRain
    @CurveTheRain 4 роки тому +99

    The reason for a daughter? Shes a married woman, so she HAS TO have at least one child. That is all.

    • @TechWriterToolkit
      @TechWriterToolkit 4 роки тому +6

      I think what she meant was did the daughter help fight the stalker or or do something significant in the movie LOL

    • @elliedee8829
      @elliedee8829 4 роки тому +2

      LOL Right!! 😒🤣

    • @CurveTheRain
      @CurveTheRain 4 роки тому +21

      Kimmoy Matthews no, the daughter had no purpose in the story. It would hav been the same movie if they had cut her part. I’m saying society says “if you are married you must have children” and thats why a pointless character is in this movie.

  • @thesinglemomsummit2618
    @thesinglemomsummit2618 4 роки тому +84

    “It was just bopping from scene to scene” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that sent me!

  • @stephaniecorbett6808
    @stephaniecorbett6808 4 роки тому +40

    When Evelyn said they brought on Rasheeda to revamp the script after Nia Long signed on, I was like, "😳😳 It was WORSE?!?"

  • @jabariscott5547
    @jabariscott5547 4 роки тому +30

    It’s the “He CAAAA-RRRRRAAAAAAZZZZZZYYYYY!!!!” for me....🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @punkyreggaeparty8786
    @punkyreggaeparty8786 4 роки тому +118

    Netflix originals remind me of that corner store across the street that never has anything..... Yet, I keep going back hoping to find something. Anything! I remain disappointed.

    • @theonewhereisay0h0h0h
      @theonewhereisay0h0h0h 4 роки тому +7

      I pay $14.00 to watch The Office and Parks and Recreation. It's time for me to put my subscription on hold again.

    • @loneebazemore1137
      @loneebazemore1137 4 роки тому +2

      Fucking genius 🤣🤣😭😭😭

    • @PortraitofAsha
      @PortraitofAsha 4 роки тому +4

      Like the fridge

    • @shelliepowers2660
      @shelliepowers2660 4 роки тому +1

      But some of their movies are good🤷🏽‍♀️ this one and Tyler Perry’s, it’s a no for me. Oh and 365 I could have made all 3 with no training. 🤦🏽‍♀️😂

  • @zaziesfauxloc
    @zaziesfauxloc 4 роки тому +35

    "🎶Baby Stalk du du du du du du 🎶" 💀💀🤣🤣

  • @MsVaughnTV
    @MsVaughnTV 4 роки тому +79

    I freaking love you.

  • @01034599
    @01034599 4 роки тому +146

    Maybe there was 30 people in the club for covid precautions... nah that aint it lmao

  • @niamoore84
    @niamoore84 4 роки тому +13

    I watched this movie like “What in the Tyler Perry writing is this” 😆🤣😳

  • @Jacob-gg1ie
    @Jacob-gg1ie 4 роки тому +72

    It's just... there are SO MANY writers out there FIGHTING for a chance, just really struggling, who could've done something. Yet they greenlit THIS? Man...

  • @7yesha
    @7yesha 4 роки тому +11

    "He was just deleting emails"
    I’ve never laughed so ..ugly.... in my life 😭👏👏

  • @nikkiep23
    @nikkiep23 4 роки тому +123

    Haha! My internet cousin did not disappoint. First off! Why does Omar Epps seem like he forgot how to act? I'm so confused.

    • @Evelynfromtheinternets
      @Evelynfromtheinternets  4 роки тому +47

      I literally think it was because he didn’t have many words to say 😅 there was truly no back story! 😩

    • @nikkiep23
      @nikkiep23 4 роки тому +4

      @@Evelynfromtheinternets aha yes! That makes sense.

    • @omg703
      @omg703 4 роки тому

      @@Evelynfromtheinternets Words or no words, actors who are seasoned should be able to still bring their A-1 game even if the only line is "Thank you!" or if they don't have any words but a confused look. No excuses.

    • @Bree8tiveBEing
      @Bree8tiveBEing 4 роки тому +3

      I was discussing this with someone, and I truly believe this is a director issue. Whoever directed this probably micromanaged his performance. They wanted a caricature of "craaazzy". The script, plus the weak direction made it the mess it became.

  • @ltgemini1599
    @ltgemini1599 4 роки тому +12

    I listen to audio books and will stand in the middle of the floor and stare at nothing for a verrrry long time frozen for the duration.
    I wont tell you about the time I driving, volume high listening to one of The Bourne books and almost drove off the road when automatic gunfire erupted. Lord my heart!!!

  • @LateefahABrown
    @LateefahABrown 4 роки тому +286

    I would change how they had Nia running without moving her arms.

  • @Allegra7545
    @Allegra7545 4 роки тому +14

    “Rasheeda, you are doing great sweety” 😂😂😂

  • @05Cheks
    @05Cheks 4 роки тому +87

    All of this cuzz😑😑 I was mad at Nia staying quiet when he showed up at her house with her friend. She should've surprised him and the script by acting the fool!!!! Guess who craycray now? Plottwist!

    • @eish19
      @eish19 4 роки тому +10

      Yessss..like don't dare come to my damn house.

    • @JBrazill09
      @JBrazill09 4 роки тому +3

      Yaaasss!!!

    • @JS-kr4ex
      @JS-kr4ex 4 роки тому +6

      Exactly! I just commented that Ellie should have started stalking him and acting a fool.🤣

    • @yolandacumbess5051
      @yolandacumbess5051 4 роки тому

      Christle Clarion exactly!

  • @AmariHetep
    @AmariHetep 4 роки тому +21

    I had the same frustration with their having a daughter. Her existence was literally relevant to the plot, and I was irritated that her innocent lil boyfriend was killed ON TOP of David burning a homeless man alive to fake a suicide. Like what the hell?? How did this make it past development?

  • @amycolley8750
    @amycolley8750 4 роки тому +43

    I refuse to watch this movie. Thanks for validating my decision cousin. 🤣😂

  • @Chelseallauren
    @Chelseallauren 4 роки тому +27

    My dad got mad because I didn’t like the movie. I was like they just skated past a myriad of facts and jumped into some foolishness 🤣

  • @hellokittied
    @hellokittied 4 роки тому +26

    *PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE, it reminds me of your Naturally Curly movie review days ☺️*

  • @maryboberry1807
    @maryboberry1807 4 роки тому +20

    Hahahaha “Omar Epps is cRaaaAAAAaaaZZZzzzzYYYYyyyy.”- 😂😂😂

  • @TheShortyzan
    @TheShortyzan 4 роки тому +6

    "I don't wanna box you in.. but please go talk about sarcoidosis ." I wheezed for several minutes.

  • @fhill6993
    @fhill6993 4 роки тому +6

    The House reference for Omar Epps really got me 😂😂⚰️⚰️

  • @cello4Jesus
    @cello4Jesus 4 роки тому +111

    This movie has become the butt of many jokes between my husband and me. The movie was so bad that we laughed the entire time. SPOILER ALERT
    Why was the husband so weak? Yes, he was recovering from some injuries, but he had the personality of lined paper. Why'd they choose a racially ambiguous actress to play the daughter? Was there any proofing or editing? The upside down phone... the cop's head up/down/up again... No follow-up on the daughter's boyfriend...*smh* It was bad.

    • @niyaxm03
      @niyaxm03 4 роки тому +2

      She looks black but has loose curly hair how is that "ambiguous".

    • @niyaxm03
      @niyaxm03 4 роки тому

      And I think her husband maybe is supposed to be mixed so that's why the daughter looks that way....idk

    • @AmariHetep
      @AmariHetep 4 роки тому +2

      The boyfriend’s daughter, Scott, was killed. They showed him sitting in a chair on the patio with a bloody head after David broke into the house.

    • @Kemifaye
      @Kemifaye 4 роки тому +6

      I thought the same. The daughter's boyfriend and her receptionist were throw away characters 😂😂

    • @ChocoCarmelApple
      @ChocoCarmelApple 4 роки тому +1

      Okay. I’d like to advocate for the lined paper personality. At least it has lines ? !! Lmfao.

  • @ActuallyAstin
    @ActuallyAstin 4 роки тому +13

    I had to come back and watch a third time.😩😩

  • @CoolJuJuBeans
    @CoolJuJuBeans 4 роки тому +37

    im afraid to see what the movie was like before Rasheeda got there

  • @missdee212
    @missdee212 4 роки тому +1

    I died 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣the slow motion dancing in business casual🤣🤣🤣

  • @KarimahNineOh
    @KarimahNineOh 4 роки тому +33

    "talk about sarcoidosis" GOODNIGHT!

  • @NomaswaziMadi
    @NomaswaziMadi 4 роки тому +1

    I don’t know if it’s the scary movie talk but I sweeeaaarrrr your door just slowly opened in the background!!! Farah gawd!!

  • @tonishataylor9065
    @tonishataylor9065 4 роки тому +114

    This movie was absolutely terrible! So many plot holes and it the conversation was so unnatural like when she talks about the problems in her marriage like who talks about that unprompted. I know he was ya old classmate but Ellie have some tact. Also the scene on the golf course when Omar (IT consultant) meets her husband who was an architect (working with pen and a damn pencil) it was weird how would they even be working that closely?!?!?!?!??

    • @ashdacraft
      @ashdacraft 4 роки тому

      That’s exactly when I cut it off-no transition!

  • @miraclemiracle9289
    @miraclemiracle9289 4 роки тому +41

    We need more positive loving representation of black relationship.

    • @Evelynfromtheinternets
      @Evelynfromtheinternets  4 роки тому +20

      Interestingly enough I think actors take these roles cuz a lot of Black roles are more wholesome and they wanna get to play crAAaazzYyy people too. Like Octavia Spencer being a killer in the movie “Ma”. I think wanna show range of emotion?? Idk!!

  • @VsLeo1
    @VsLeo1 4 роки тому +13

    I was dying with “more dialog” 😂😂😂 such a simple fix.. 🥺

  • @jedo4623
    @jedo4623 4 роки тому +9

    Yooooooooooo, My Sister the Serial Killer PISSED me off so much. I listened to the whole thing at work one day and when I tell you I was slamming shit, I wanted to pimp slap every character in that joint lmao.

  • @Loveamandapatrice
    @Loveamandapatrice 4 роки тому +7

    Lmfaoo@ “close the deals”

  • @randombrokeperson
    @randombrokeperson 4 роки тому +63

    When is Black cinema gonna stop using the crazy stalker girl/guy trope and terrible editing??

    • @Thegoat1980-f7v
      @Thegoat1980-f7v 4 роки тому +4

      I miss good movies like The Wood, The Brothers, Love Jones, The Best Man,etc, etc. That era of movies was epic! Idk what this crap is that gets rolled out now!

  • @etherealnerd
    @etherealnerd 4 роки тому +206

    It's the "Baby Stalk Doo Doo Doo Doo" for me 😂

    • @chloec6935
      @chloec6935 4 роки тому +5

      Laughed so hard I had to reach for my inhaler 😩 Evelyn, maaaaaan 😰😭

  • @1980sb4by
    @1980sb4by 4 роки тому +4

    "Sarcoidosis!" The diagnosis put forward in like every other episode. Love that reference. 😄

  • @harriyanna
    @harriyanna 4 роки тому +61

    can we finally take about the elephant in the room? that 80% of netflix originals are trash!?

    • @cremebrulee84
      @cremebrulee84 4 роки тому +6

      I miss Netflix pre-Netflix originals. I feel like there was a better selection of films, specifically foreign & indie films. Now I scroll endlessly trying to find something interesting to watch.

    • @ana_boogie7168
      @ana_boogie7168 4 роки тому

      Psh. More like 90%

    • @ciikumurimi
      @ciikumurimi 4 роки тому

      👀😬🚮

    • @noelliebtsie
      @noelliebtsie 4 роки тому

      @@cremebrulee84 Yes! And older stuff, classics, cult faves etc. No room anymore as the budget is all going to their own slapdash factory line of shoddy content (with exceptions of course, I appreciate especially some of the documentaries.)

  • @lauram1288
    @lauram1288 4 роки тому +1

    Can we all take a moment to acknowledge the crumb on the tip of the microphone? Best supporting actress 🤣

  • @19GENESE13
    @19GENESE13 4 роки тому +70

    Im weak 😭 I let the movie run about 10 times in the background so that everyone's check can increase. That's all I will say. LoL

    • @ltgemini1599
      @ltgemini1599 4 роки тому +6

      I just said something very
      similar. Get their checks and keep my life.

    • @melbelloracle
      @melbelloracle 4 роки тому +8

      I gave it four stars for only that reason lol! I didn’t know other people did that!

    • @19GENESE13
      @19GENESE13 4 роки тому +6

      @@melbelloracle 🤣 I just like people to get their check so they can come back and do better next time.

    • @melbelloracle
      @melbelloracle 4 роки тому

      I totally feel the same! 🤗

    • @dataodokpa5431
      @dataodokpa5431 4 роки тому +1

      Didn’t know this was a thing...🤔

  • @sabrinalancaster
    @sabrinalancaster 4 роки тому +1

    Girl every time you said Omar Epps was CRAAAAAZY!! I hollered!🤣🤣 It was sooo bad.

  • @claireisacamel
    @claireisacamel 4 роки тому +6

    Thank you for going through all of that - you saved me hours of my life (the length of the movie plus the hours of self loathing and regrets) that I just can’t afford that on a Sunday

  • @KimmikooBlossom
    @KimmikooBlossom 4 роки тому +1

    The part where Evelyn described the whole club scene had me cackling. I kept rewinding cause I couldn’t focus from all my laughter.

  • @bisouselle
    @bisouselle 4 роки тому +289

    This movie was horrible. LOL you missed so many moments, like how Nia’s cell phone was upside down when she was talking on it at the beginning of the movie. 😭 Also, Omar Epps did all that stalking and they really didn’t have an affair! They didn’t even have sex! Man this movie was bad. Simply bad. But I do enjoy watching bad movies, so I didn’t feel that my time was wasted. 😂😂

    • @Evelynfromtheinternets
      @Evelynfromtheinternets  4 роки тому +54

      I honestly didn’t catch the phone until the blogs/articles about it!

    • @19GENESE13
      @19GENESE13 4 роки тому +55

      To be fair, (no sex) stalking was actually very believable. Speaking from experience .🤧😟😥

    • @bisouselle
      @bisouselle 4 роки тому +7

      Genese Knox True!

    • @ebbypetes
      @ebbypetes 4 роки тому +18

      Yeah getting stalked without having sex definitely happens. 😂😂😂
      Also thank you guys for warning me. I won't even bother watching

    • @AmariHetep
      @AmariHetep 4 роки тому +36

      I understand David becoming obsessed without them having sex, but what I found foolish was how...”secretive” Ellie was keeping the whole thing. You would’ve thought they had a whole lovechild on the way the way she was carrying on. Like, girl! Y’all made out and you prevented it from going any further.

  • @yvefrancois5928
    @yvefrancois5928 4 роки тому +1

    This 👏🏾how 👏🏾you 👏🏾do 👏🏾a 👏🏾 film 👏🏾 review!
    I LOVE THIS! Pure gold!!!

  • @Housewarmin
    @Housewarmin 4 роки тому +112

    I cannot take another stalker movie. Like how normal is this?? I’d rather something * CrAZy * happen like the daughter kills the stalker, or he gets abducted by aliens, or the stalker is a Jehovah’s Witness Or SOMETHING different. Idk. 😂😂

    • @melbelloracle
      @melbelloracle 4 роки тому +1

      I’d watch those! 😁

    • @latashas.480
      @latashas.480 4 роки тому +24

      Jehovah’s Witness?!?! Sissss 🤣🤣🤣

    • @toni7808
      @toni7808 4 роки тому +12

      Not a damn Jehovah’s Witness Lmfaooooooo

    • @Sasu123456789x1
      @Sasu123456789x1 4 роки тому

      OMG yes!!

    • @GeeSmith333
      @GeeSmith333 4 роки тому +14

      That would lowkey be epic. We can call it An Early Saturday Visit or The Witness. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Naeyola
    @Naeyola 4 роки тому +3

    😂😂The friend was the nail in the coffin for me, the part when nia long said “You believe someone you just met who’s a known hacker?” had me screaming

  • @TRUECRIMEKEN
    @TRUECRIMEKEN 4 роки тому +13

    “Baby stalk” made me shoot the yogurt I was eating out of my damn nose Evelyn 😭😂😂

  • @sincere248
    @sincere248 4 роки тому

    The way she goes from an African accent to no accent FLAWLESSLY. I'm here for it. As a Ghanaian American I'm good for an accent switch up. Fine gal. No pimple keep shining. Love your videos!

  • @thelifeofdarius
    @thelifeofdarius 4 роки тому +6

    You taking the dust flake off the mic truly satisfied me. Thank you for that and the laughs.

  • @jockin212
    @jockin212 4 роки тому +21

    Inquiring minds want to know, why did he kill the daughter's boyfriend and they never talked about it? And why did he let the thirsty friend live and not Estelle. No character development, no real plot line continuity. It was a mess.

  • @mintvelvet3351
    @mintvelvet3351 4 роки тому +12

    I listened to the audiobook of my sister the serial killer last year and I really enjoyed it. Great recommendation!

  • @LotusBlossom916
    @LotusBlossom916 4 роки тому +1

    Listen, I was diagnosed with sarcoidosis 7 years ago and at that time the *only * people who knew what I was talking about when I told them were House fans. Your reference was apt as hell.

  • @SauceyTycoon
    @SauceyTycoon 4 роки тому +13

    I saw about 45 minutes of it at my cousins house and we talked the whole time about how ridiculous it was 😂

  • @MB-nc6py
    @MB-nc6py 4 роки тому +58

    ***Evelyn and other internet cousins: Let me put you on to Kennie J. D.! She posts weekly Bad Movies & a Beat. Her commentary is insightful and so SO funny! This post made me think of her (my other imaginary youtube friend :P) Love ya Evelyn!

    • @Evelynfromtheinternets
      @Evelynfromtheinternets  4 роки тому +19

      I love her!!! Bad movie and a beat!

    • @bryansl0587
      @bryansl0587 4 роки тому +5

      Aye, what is up my fellow home skillet biscuit?? I sincerely hope Kennie does this one. So much great material here 😂

    • @colors4vana293
      @colors4vana293 4 роки тому +2

      Her mom just passed away so I think she's taking a small break from youtube for a while

    • @MB-nc6py
      @MB-nc6py 4 роки тому +1

      @@colors4vana293 Oh no! That's so sad :(

    • @colors4vana293
      @colors4vana293 4 роки тому +1

      @@MB-nc6py Yeah its been rough on her. I follow her on twitter and twitch so thats how i know.

  • @_Bianca
    @_Bianca 4 роки тому +6

    I appreciate what you said about everyone getting another chance after they make something lackluster. Having said that, bless you for watching this movie 😭😄

  • @takishasallbeautyzone
    @takishasallbeautyzone 4 роки тому +1

    Sarcoidosis!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 How are you this funny all of the time!? Loved this video.

  • @Fidelia333
    @Fidelia333 4 роки тому +12

    I’m sorry when you were talking about their dancing all I saw was Annalise Keating.

  • @moniquethedoula2538
    @moniquethedoula2538 4 роки тому

    It was the way you did the lawyer call for me!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @halebarely
    @halebarely 4 роки тому +3

    "COMPENSATE ME"
    I'M SICK OF YOU EVELYN LMAO

  • @MarianDrayton
    @MarianDrayton 4 роки тому

    The way I hollered when you said she’s a lawyer based on the call?! When I watched the movie, I was thinking the same thing! Like “OOOOK! She’s a lawyer! Weeee get it!!! Oh, she finna leave to start her own LAW PRACTICE?! That’s what LAWYERS DOOOOO, huh?” (Insert wink, thumbs up) 🤣🤣🤣🤣 it was soooo projected! The whole thing was just... I.... A Fall From Grace, pt. 2. I mean... 🤦🏾‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @meljesticlife9622
    @meljesticlife9622 4 роки тому +23

    Lol I thought I was there only 1 thinking it was trash. I hate doing Nia and Omar like that. It wasn't their fault.

  • @ZARIATHEARTISTT
    @ZARIATHEARTISTT 2 роки тому

    “So…. You’re fired. All you asked was 2.5 questions” 😭😭Cracking up rn

  • @dblccole
    @dblccole 4 роки тому +6

    Perfect review of this movie. I'm the person that gives a movie 15 minutes before I stop it and move on to another. I held on for the sake of our good sis and bro though. It was tough 😩

  • @KupCaKeDelight
    @KupCaKeDelight 4 роки тому

    The lint pick on the mic moment made this great!!!! 🤣🙃🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @canvasanderth
    @canvasanderth 4 роки тому +27

    That movie will forever sit on my “continue to watch” list. I only made it to about fifteen minutes in.

    • @snicole3610
      @snicole3610 4 роки тому

      Same. Honestly, my biggest issue is how different, and more pink, my dude's lips look. Also, it was very boring from the 12.5 mins that I did see.

    • @Stormmy1245
      @Stormmy1245 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @canvasanderth
      @canvasanderth 4 роки тому

      Stephanie I’m surprised at how many people actually made it through the entire movie. Lol!

    • @Stormmy1245
      @Stormmy1245 4 роки тому

      The OM Artist we tried to do it for the culture 🤣 while suffering through it. I cringed the entire movie.

    • @danigirl9069
      @danigirl9069 4 роки тому

      The OM Artist I felt that comment😩😂 I did 30 mins and fast forwarded to the end.

  • @Ahjusshi_Brown
    @Ahjusshi_Brown 4 роки тому +1

    Thank you for removing that piece of lint from the mic at around 8:41 bc I was staring at it the whole video up until that point 😭😭🙏🏾

  • @kimpointer21
    @kimpointer21 4 роки тому +2

    Girl, you are HILARIOUS!!!!!!

  • @ames-inthe-grass
    @ames-inthe-grass 4 роки тому

    evelyn when u finally moved the fluff from your mic @ 8:40 i was so happy 😭😭 i was staring at it the whole time like omgomgomgomg