As a Dane i'm sorry to inform you that it already exists and has for a long time. It is called Jysk and it even has its own local dialects equally incomprensible to each other and actual danish speakers
@@malegria9641y'all're french, last I was in Paris my family got insulted and treated like trash for trying to use French and *succeeding.* Y'all deserve it methinks
8 hours? serieously, can't wait, that's going to be wonderful, can't wait! Also if you to a CCC3 I plan on having a conlang for that one, I only just discovered your channel, thanks to ceraphim, (and therefore through CCC1), and so I deffinetly won't have time to start, and complete my first ever conlang in time for CCC2, so I'm just hoping you do another one next year again.
I mean if you’re looking for that in orthography Michif does that! You just also have to deal with nouns and verbs having virtually no correlation with one another
I had an idea for "Hyperfrench" about 6 months ago but didn't achieve much because the whole point of the language was to have as much silent letters as possible. "xsomzabenoxekz" (3rd person of "to be") is pronounced /sɔmɞk/
Speaking of silent letters, I really thought 'queue' with four is as bad as things get but this is hilarious. Well done. That language would waste so much paper just thinking about that makes me giggle 😂
question: how do I distinguish between speakers of Ultra French and patients with ultra pneumonia? they sound so similar 🤔 (more serious comment: thanks for the vid. absolutely love your cursed conlangs and I'm looking forward to the results of the circus)
You’re slowly creating an entire dystopian world that’s based solely around the complete inability for efficient communication due to incomprehensible languages.
How would one say "oh dear lord I am so scared please make the cursed circus man stop before he unintentionally summons an eldritch horror into existence"
This sounds like if Vincent Price had a stroke whilst havong an argument with someone in French. Also, this is not the language of romance; it is the language of being thrice divorced.
Although the Rávér does talk about a 'yes', *y’í does not seem to appear in the dictionary. Closest I could find were dahaúr (sure, okay), rêd’hes (of course), and kinda baú (to be good, to be correct). There's also three words for 'no' (asý’ýa for the indicative/sá for the subjunctive/t’hé for the optative), if you wanted to know.
How you managed to put French, Turkish, Irish, 1000 years of language development, and cursedness in a mixing bowl and make it work well is beyond my comprehension. But I must say: I adore it.
Quebec French is objectively more petrifying I don’t want to sound controversial but Am I not the only one that thinks Nasal vowels are gross (why even have a distinction it just makes any one speaking sound like their having a head cold) Agma you better not make a Copypasta out of this ;3
I wonder what in modern French is the name T'heb'haú Raúl derive from? Edit: I found the answer in the reference grammar. It is "jeter l'éponge parole".
@@avtomaticeskijrazdatcikgus2713 i might be able to construct a more treacherous form if i were to study the Rávér more, but 3m.s.act-1.p.pass-to.peel is good enough as a bare minimum
I’m making a language and it’s called “Maчöiska” (machoiska) and I have finished its alphabet, grammar, 1/500 of the vocabulary. It’s really hard to implement all of the existing vocabulary, does anyone have tips?
Every time I watch anything to do with linguistics I start feeling so stupid and uneducated because I have no idea, what half of the words mean. On a different note: it is 3:18 a.m.; why am I not sleeping?
The orthography leaves a lot missing. You need rapacious amounts of elision to be going on. So you might have those dots, but I rather see something monstrous. Phonology and grammar doesn't change (or stays as you have made it). You just have a lot of garbage words that don't get enunciated but must be written down.
This channel is proof that there's a level of knowledge that drives humans insane
I love the fact that 80% of that phonetic inventory is absolutely unpronounceable by the average french speaker
Or the average human, for that matter
@@katakana1bold to assume the ‘french’ are human
So, just like regular French?
c'est ce que je trouve totalement con
@@mew2knight337 Bro is speaking the language of ancients 🫵😮
This language sounds like the language that villagers would speak
True.
As a speaker of French I can confirm this is true
as a french canadian.... I have no words XD I still use the old pronunciation
As a fellow speaker of French I too can confirm this is true
real
Oui oui
With Ultra French done, it's only a matter of time before we get a video on Mega Danish
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we need mega danish
As a Dane i'm sorry to inform you that it already exists and has for a long time. It is called Jysk and it even has its own local dialects equally incomprensible to each other and actual danish speakers
Stendansk
Oops! All vowels!
jokes aside, for a unexperienced non french speaker this would actually sound like french
am an unexperienced non-french speaker, yeah this does just sound like french
@@thezipcreatorsaying that is basically the equivalent of murdering my family you realize that right
@@malegria9641 yeah
@@malegria9641y'all're french, last I was in Paris my family got insulted and treated like trash for trying to use French and *succeeding.* Y'all deserve it methinks
btw,The CCC2 is going to be like 8 hours long at this rate, I've already gotten like 80 submissions
*80?!*
8 hours? serieously, can't wait, that's going to be wonderful, can't wait!
Also if you to a CCC3 I plan on having a conlang for that one, I only just discovered your channel, thanks to ceraphim, (and therefore through CCC1), and so I deffinetly won't have time to start, and complete my first ever conlang in time for CCC2, so I'm just hoping you do another one next year again.
im still gonna watch it lmao
Do not threaten us with a good time
@@Dr._GenoI believe in you, you've got literally hundreds of minutes to make it before the deadline!
Next time, Agma Schwa should do this to either Polish or Portuguese
ultrapolish will just turn into an abjad
@@misterhydra7285 More like a snake language
Kinda scared to ask because it's next to polish but, What happened with Portuguese?
Ultrapolish would consist entirely of consonants.
Ultraportuguese?
It's like being back in High School French class!
what is my favourite anti creationist theropod doing in linguistics youtube? this is not the crossover I expected
HOLY DAMN IT’S DAPPER THE KLINGON SPEAKING CERATOSAURUS!
@@Denneth_D. oh yeah I'm here! naDev jIH!
@@DapperDinosauroh no My only weakness Mixed case (along with a stinky romanization)
Holy šit Dapper Dino!😮
Now do Anti-French, where it loses all nasal vowels and reduces its phonology to Rotokas.
oiseaux -> waso
@@akirapinktoki pona!
@@friesgaming487 exactly!
I mean if you’re looking for that in orthography Michif does that! You just also have to deal with nouns and verbs having virtually no correlation with one another
It should evolve its orthography to somehow be identical to a bunch of combined characters in Japanese
I had an idea for "Hyperfrench" about 6 months ago but didn't achieve much because the whole point of the language was to have as much silent letters as possible.
"xsomzabenoxekz" (3rd person of "to be") is pronounced /sɔmɞk/
You should finish it, that's clever as hell
Speaking of silent letters, I really thought 'queue' with four is as bad as things get but this is hilarious. Well done. That language would waste so much paper just thinking about that makes me giggle 😂
@@stuchly1 too bad "queue" has only 1 silent letter
If it helps, use Agma's Ultrafrench rules and add in your silent letters idea.
question: how do I distinguish between speakers of Ultra French and patients with ultra pneumonia? they sound so similar 🤔
(more serious comment: thanks for the vid. absolutely love your cursed conlangs and I'm looking forward to the results of the circus)
You’re slowly creating an entire dystopian world that’s based solely around the complete inability for efficient communication due to incomprehensible languages.
Ænd aj'm ol for æt (and i'm all for it)
This is what god did to the people who built the tower of babel 😂😂😂
Post-babel dystopia
Ultrababel
As someone with a sore throat, I agree with you
How would one say "oh dear lord I am so scared please make the cursed circus man stop before he unintentionally summons an eldritch horror into existence"
No that one's forbidden. Last time someone said it the sun turned blue and the sky was red
well now i wanna see your take on Ultra-English. Ultra-American and Ultra-British maybe
Ultra-Brummie would be great
Ultrawelsh might be funny
There already is an Ultra-English, it's called Anglish. It removes all non-germanic words from its vocabulary.
@@imgvillasrc1608 thats not ultra english
Ultra-Polish >:)
This sounds like if Vincent Price had a stroke whilst havong an argument with someone in French.
Also, this is not the language of romance; it is the language of being thrice divorced.
Me seeing this video:
...
...
"NON ! Dieu...
Non, Dieu, s'il vous plaît, non !
Non ! Non !
NOOOOOOOOOOO"
OUIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Wow! Polysynthetic French! 🎉❤
But isn't that just French?
No, @@DapperDinosaur, for the true French speech isn't as synthetic as this talish offspring of its, which is named Ultrafrench.
Ultrafrench is basically a Gaulish-Basque-Latin creole
Thanks for simplifying the orthography
yeah french orthography is broken to the fullest extent
as a French native speaker, the weirdest part of the whole video is /y/ actually being orthographied as 'y' instead of 'u'
hehehe, this was not an accident
I hate how much this makes sense
Idk how to tell you this but Québecois French sounds just like this to France French speakers... _and vise versa_
This is dreadful, I absolutely love it
NOT LENITIONS 😭😭😭 (I've been learning Scottish Gaelic for like 9 months)
🇲🇫🥐🇲🇫 T'hebhau Raúl 🇲🇫🥐🇲🇫
(Not French, just like T'hebhau Raúl)
I thought my cursed conlang was bad but this just hurt my to my cœur
Who knew navajo and ultra french are the same language
well, well, well... now, I want an entire series...
"en faire tout un fromage" doesn't mean "to make everything into cheese", it means "to make it into a whole cheese"
More accurately, "to make a whole cheese out of it".
@@nicolasglemot6760 ouais si tu veux
@@nicolasglemot6760 shhh... if you say it like that, it almost sounds like the french and the brits have something... _in common._
Now I wonder how Old French "Oui" transforms in Ultra French.
It would transform into
Although the Rávér does talk about a 'yes', *y’í does not seem to appear in the dictionary. Closest I could find were dahaúr (sure, okay), rêd’hes (of course), and kinda baú (to be good, to be correct).
There's also three words for 'no' (asý’ýa for the indicative/sá for the subjunctive/t’hé for the optative), if you wanted to know.
How you managed to put French, Turkish, Irish, 1000 years of language development, and cursedness in a mixing bowl and make it work well is beyond my comprehension.
But I must say: I adore it.
I don't know about Irish,but this sounds nothing like Turkish...
@@k.umquat8604 Turkish by its highly agglutinative grammar structure.
The next evolution of Ultra French:
It becomes tonal
Can't wait for you to review Douleur
That was made for him
2:34 oh hey a velar trill
as a french speaker the consonants are a sick read
Somehow I like this more, because it ironically sounds like someone has cotton balls in their mouth instead of unironically.
Man, this is soothly a masterpiece! I love it all!
this is therapy
I completely agree with that statement NGL
this would make a good villager language ŋgl
this feels like the E1back there benjamin version of French if yk what I mean
These videos keep my complete and entire attention because the jokes on the computer screen. Brilliant strategy good sir
❤❤❤loooove it, again
😂The background memes really got me
this is SO funny and great!!!🤣
Thank goodness the old French still exists. I can't imagine this becoming a global language
French spelling just as bad as English spelling frfr
I'd still rather learn this than French
putain c'est compliqué ça.
Quebec French is objectively more petrifying
I don’t want to sound controversial but Am I not the only one that thinks Nasal vowels are gross (why even have a distinction it just makes any one speaking sound like their having a head cold)
Agma you better not make a Copypasta out of this ;3
i too dislike nasal vowels
@@NoverMaCsame braincell ‘Innit.
I kinda do, though I'm less opposed to it than I used to.
nasal vowels are cool :D
Guarany makes it work
Commenting the video BEFORE it is out is cursed btw.
just wait until you see one of the contest's contenders, also loosely based on french
4:25 where does this souns effect come from
How do you translate "ô me-l'ette du phreau-m'âge" in ultrafrench?
I actually tried using devoiced vowels in conlangs. it sucked
My guy really made a 38-page document just for a couple thousand views
We cannot go down this timeline, I repeat: WE CANNOT GO DOWN THIS TIMELINE WE CAN- v'iva l'Recõlûçįœnaaaaa
7:33 thats the sibilant one
So THAT's the language Minecraft villagers speak!
What about ultra Hungarian or Finnish. We need a language with more noun cases than Ithkuil
ULTRAFRENCH… ULTRAFRENCH IS REAAAL!!! *inserts the French version of Dark Fantasy*
I wonder what in modern French is the name T'heb'haú Raúl derive from?
Edit: I found the answer in the reference grammar. It is "jeter l'éponge parole".
"Throw in the towel speech"
OK, but how do you say "they peel us" in Ultrafrench?
Gvprskvni is you peel us
assuming the word for "to peel" is debhúy’ẹ́ (from dépoullier)...
roughly 'Laúdebhúy’é.' [ɮ̃ɔ̃.de.bʰũˈɥẽˑ]
@@kornsuwin Huh. That's almost not so bad.
@@avtomaticeskijrazdatcikgus2713 i might be able to construct a more treacherous form if i were to study the Rávér more, but 3m.s.act-1.p.pass-to.peel is good enough as a bare minimum
I’m making a language and it’s called “Maчöiska” (machoiska) and I have finished its alphabet, grammar, 1/500 of the vocabulary. It’s really hard to implement all of the existing vocabulary, does anyone have tips?
swadesh lists?
Let's bring this as a proposal before the Académie Française.
why
im crying
4:57 sounds of Sheol
Ultra french looks kinda like old breton
*Send the vidéo to l'Académie Française*
*one day later*
*Massive number of ruptured aneurisms in the "Immortel"'s rank*
Holy cow it's real!
its french but with a goidelic twist
This jokelang sounds like Navajo to me, and I'm a native French speaker.
2:55, 5:55
Very ŋəice!
Every time I watch anything to do with linguistics I start feeling so stupid and uneducated because I have no idea, what half of the words mean.
On a different note: it is 3:18 a.m.; why am I not sleeping?
As a beginner french speaker, the usage of apostrophes is so cursed
ŋu
so close! its ŋə
@@filipinojalapeno1527 Ŋë.
When you out-Frenched the French.
hypertagalog cloŋ with austronesian alignment i beg
Within 7 days!
Pretty ballsy move to say that french will ever update it's orthography
So this is the language the large nosed mushroom speaks in hollow knight
Several redditors must be creaming themselves seeing that Ultrafrench is finally a reality
Better but not good, what the heck does that even mean?!
For example, if I were eating moldy bread, it's better than eating cow dung, but it is not good.
ok but at least dollar amounts are written and pronounced the same in french, UNLIKE ENGLISH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah yes, the french word [ʒ̞ãð̞ɔ̃x]
Is it because its the half day of april fools day today????
FINALLY ULTRAFRENCH IS REAL
who hurt you
4,895th viewer of this video!
I promise not to tell the secret 😊
French 2 before GTA 6
U L T R A F R E N C H
look how they massacred my boy 😢
ow
"bruh" -me
🥐🥐🥐
Didnt find it cursed enough, too many plosives and too little voiced glottal fricative colored uvular trills
That's what douleur is for
The orthography leaves a lot missing. You need rapacious amounts of elision to be going on. So you might have those dots, but I rather see something monstrous. Phonology and grammar doesn't change (or stays as you have made it). You just have a lot of garbage words that don't get enunciated but must be written down.
It's all *on purpose*
Its not naturalistic