Look Around You: Season 1 Pilot - Calcium

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  • Опубліковано 17 гру 2014
  • The scientists of Look Around You examine calcium.
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  • @robferguson8696
    @robferguson8696 3 роки тому +110

    This only makes complete sense if you’re viewing this using a large tv on wheels

  • @LootFragg
    @LootFragg 3 роки тому +391

    They wouldn't even dare to show Arial footage of the Helvetica Scenario today. Those were different times. New Roman.

    • @MolloyPolloy
      @MolloyPolloy 2 роки тому +26

      They'll show it in the futura?

    • @MrFlashpoint1978
      @MrFlashpoint1978 2 роки тому +13

      It was recorded on a papyrus.

    • @SleepyHeather
      @SleepyHeather 2 роки тому +24

      There was an outbreak of Helvetica near my old town of Garamond in 1987. Terrifying

    • @Dafoodmaster
      @Dafoodmaster 2 роки тому +3

      we could do sans a comic

    • @official-obama
      @official-obama 2 роки тому

      @@SleepyHeather wait what?

  • @dp5383
    @dp5383 7 років тому +862

    If I were a science teacher... I'd show this to my class every April Fool's day.

    • @madelinedalziel7818
      @madelinedalziel7818 7 років тому +58

      They showed us this video in my general chemistry for engineers class the day before Thanksgiving when most students had gone home. I'm glad I stayed. :)

    • @RTD553
      @RTD553 7 років тому +32

      I show them from time to time during the middle of any class I'm giving that's getting a bit dull.

    • @FrostWolf52849
      @FrostWolf52849 6 років тому +52

      My chemistry teacher showed us this as a joke but acted all serious about it, it was funny because it took some of us a while to realise it was a parody

    • @TheStowawayOnBoard
      @TheStowawayOnBoard 6 років тому +19

      Our teacher used it as a "teaching aid" without context

    • @KieronQuinn
      @KieronQuinn 5 років тому +18

      The first time I saw Look Around You was "Iron", we were shown it in a Chemistry lesson (at A-Level), totally without context, just assuming we were watching some video.
      Once you yourself had realised it was satire, it was fun to watch other people doubt themselves. Some lasted nearly the whole episode.

  • @haraldhechler3557
    @haraldhechler3557 9 місяців тому +56

    I really like how it starts mostly serious and slides slowly into total insanity.

  • @n0denz
    @n0denz 6 років тому +893

    I can't believe they showed actual footage of the Helvetica Scenario. Those were different times.

    • @onlythequestion
      @onlythequestion 5 років тому +38

      I thought that scenario had been redacted. Are these different times?

    • @psammiad
      @psammiad 5 років тому +43

      I believe it's outlawed in Germany.

    • @reallyidrathernot.134
      @reallyidrathernot.134 4 роки тому +64

      @Denny Hanley Please become educated in science.

    • @sushimamba4281
      @sushimamba4281 4 роки тому +35

      In 2015 I had a critical workplace safety incident involving the Helvetica Scenario. It was quite dangerous. And scary.

    • @hyweldavies936
      @hyweldavies936 4 роки тому +23

      I think this must be a restored version. Due to Mary Whitehouse they'd not have been able to broadcast such scenes back then

  • @rockandstroll
    @rockandstroll 5 років тому +481

    Excellent videos and very informative, I've been using these to homeschool my children.

  • @Joebaseball-qp2nk
    @Joebaseball-qp2nk Місяць тому +26

    doshdoshington sent me here

    • @TJZ2022
      @TJZ2022 Місяць тому +4

      me too

    • @inferno4710
      @inferno4710 Місяць тому +2

      Glad I’m in good company lmfao

  • @Jayfive276
    @Jayfive276 8 років тому +608

    As an 80s kid I cannot over-state how they completely nailed the look of those old shows.
    Oh and that'd Edgar Wright at 16:46

    • @TonkarzOfSolSystem
      @TonkarzOfSolSystem 8 років тому +45

      +Jayfive276 Oh you better believe they were still showing the same videos you saw 20 years later.

    • @TheChipmunk2008
      @TheChipmunk2008 8 років тому +13

      +TonkarzOfSolSystem Only now they're online and you need an authenticated .ac.uk email to access the beards

    • @Balsiefen
      @Balsiefen 8 років тому +53

      It gets even more surreal when you're in the early 2000's and your teacher wheels out an ancient CRT Television and VCR to show the class one of these... experiences.

    • @DaveDexterMusic
      @DaveDexterMusic 3 роки тому +12

      And Peter Serafinowicz as the milk-drinking scientist.

    • @TheNedH
      @TheNedH 2 роки тому +5

      As a 70s kid, I can say the same thing

  • @testodude
    @testodude 9 років тому +418

    I felt kind of bad for the intelligent calcium at the end

    • @peterknutsen3070
      @peterknutsen3070 4 роки тому +35

      testodude
      Scientific progress is more important than the quality of life of allegedly sentient substances.

    • @finwefingolfin7113
      @finwefingolfin7113 2 роки тому +16

      It was very unethical. I won't be buying their products in future

    • @patchso
      @patchso Місяць тому +3

      I know, right! They murdered it. Literally suffocated it to death.

  • @mpersad
    @mpersad 9 років тому +461

    The most underated, brilliantly observed, crafted, comedy programme of the last 20 years. Period!

    • @communistjesus
      @communistjesus 9 років тому +3

      Mark Persad The most underated, brilliantly observed, crafted, comedy programme of the last 20 years. Period!

    • @flumpaustin1994
      @flumpaustin1994 5 років тому +5

      wtf?

    • @johndavies9589
      @johndavies9589 5 років тому +4

      No, that's the one about womenstruation.

    • @WolfieRich1
      @WolfieRich1 3 роки тому +8

      Thanks Mark.
      Thark.

    • @rp6523
      @rp6523 3 роки тому +2

      My soul wept watching series 2.

  • @grahamdron19
    @grahamdron19 5 років тому +81

    Haven't seen this in years and just noticed the 50p is still stuck to the hand at 11:33 haha

  • @KKAkuoku
    @KKAkuoku 6 років тому +368

    The meat on this comedy bone for me is the attention to detail in virtually every audio/visual department. A lesser creator would put over-exaggerated film scratch overlays over 25fps video and expect the writing to do the lion’s share of the work, but Serafinowicz & Popper clearly did their homework and found an equally focused crew to help them achieve an authentic look.
    This along with Documentary Now & Key and Peele hit a satisfying sweet spot for me - an equal balance between strong writing and direction & laser focused production design.

    • @lpsp442
      @lpsp442 5 років тому +33

      It's rare to find a UA-cam comment this well written

    • @Williamstanway
      @Williamstanway 5 років тому +14

      A bit like darkplace

    • @lpsp442
      @lpsp442 5 років тому

      Insecurity @Throw Communists Out Of Helicopters

    • @tetsuoshima7385
      @tetsuoshima7385 3 роки тому +5

      KK Akuoku I couldn’t have put it better myself 👍🏻🙂

    • @pxman1946
      @pxman1946 3 роки тому +4

      I was thinking the same, but less eloquently :)

  • @zpmears
    @zpmears 3 роки тому +35

    i fr thought this was real until the disappearing calcium pyramid and now i feel so stupid 💀

  • @leesonneville1817
    @leesonneville1817 6 років тому +157

    I recently learned Helvetica runs in my family. Dr suggested I get all of my teeth amd bones surgically removed. I won't be able to lift weights or eat hard foods anymore but it's better than coming down with Helvetica

    • @clivewells7090
      @clivewells7090 4 роки тому +8

      Plus if they take all of the veins from your body and put them end to end you will die.

    • @Mermete8
      @Mermete8 3 роки тому +2

      Cousine Boneless Chicken

    • @djjon4445
      @djjon4445 3 роки тому +3

      Look into the Cinco food tube. A great solution for eating for those without teeth!

    • @fancypants1
      @fancypants1 3 роки тому +2

      Thoughts and prayers my brother quick recovery 🙏

    • @gavinjenkins899
      @gavinjenkins899 3 роки тому +5

      Please don't spread fake news like this. Without teeth, humans would be unable to process foods and would starve. It says so near the start of the video.

  • @LifeOutward
    @LifeOutward 6 років тому +295

    I have a very weird, specific memory of this show. I was on a high school youth group church retreat and me and the two other high school guys were up late in the hotel flipping through the channels and we hit this specific episode on Adult Swim when they were running it for a short period and we had NO idea what was going on. Like had NO idea if this was real or not. And then we got up and did Jesus stuff like worship music and service projects, but this show haunted us. I don't know where one of those guys ended up. The other, I think, has a wife and two kids now. And here I am, watching this on UA-cam alone at 2:15 in the morning.
    Funny how life works.

    • @seanmcd72
      @seanmcd72 5 років тому +14

      I'm here with you Matt

    • @espositogregory
      @espositogregory 5 років тому +10

      You could have been something. This is not what your mother and I had in mind for your future...

    • @falcychead8198
      @falcychead8198 5 років тому +10

      Serves you right for worshiping music.

    • @SpyrosKoronis
      @SpyrosKoronis 3 роки тому +12

      I am of the opinion that weird, specific memories are a very human thing, so thanks for sharing.

    • @777jones
      @777jones 3 роки тому +3

      Yes, I had a similar experience where this show would come on, and it is so dry that you can suspend disbelief for a really really long time, and you’re flying.

  • @NARFNra
    @NARFNra 8 років тому +156

    A S A N I N T E L L I G E N T C A L C I U M S A M P L E I A M G R E A T L Y D I S T U R B E D B Y T H I S V I D E O

  • @MrSingularity44
    @MrSingularity44 8 років тому +243

    It's incredible how many small and easy to miss jokes they manage to pack this with. Like the "heated to 1200 B.C." joke around 8:50, I only heard that one the second time I viewed this.

    • @DavidOfWhitehills
      @DavidOfWhitehills 7 років тому +10

      In the credits: Henry Operator, Lance Gaunt.

    • @dndboy13
      @dndboy13 7 років тому +9

      look you cant have just anyone operating your Henrys, and Lance is one of the best.
      Or was. Henry the VII was a bit too clever, too quick, and too mean for Lance.

    • @richardsilva-spokane3436
      @richardsilva-spokane3436 4 роки тому +11

      “They’re there in their room”

    • @erikolsen148
      @erikolsen148 4 роки тому +3

      Acharacle & Achiltibuie Henry was an advanced video compositing system from Quantel. It’s probably referring to that; or possibly in the credits as a joke if they liked the sound of the term.

    • @TheloniousCube
      @TheloniousCube 2 роки тому +6

      500 miles away.....in New York

  • @richardsilva-spokane3436
    @richardsilva-spokane3436 4 роки тому +46

    “They’re there in their room”...write that in your copy book now

    • @daved2352
      @daved2352 3 роки тому +2

      I think I've left my copy book at home and I'm going to have to use a dirty one from the lost copy book basket.

    • @daved2352
      @daved2352 3 роки тому

      Actually don't worry, I found my copy book with my name sewn into it in the lost copy book basket. I must have left it here.

  • @badjemima
    @badjemima 7 років тому +58

    I love the 50p still stuck to his hand!

  • @DarkHorizons13
    @DarkHorizons13 6 років тому +127

    heated to 12,000 BC

  • @edwardbackman744
    @edwardbackman744 7 років тому +91

    Chemistry test tomorrow. This really helped :)

  • @southrules
    @southrules 8 років тому +149

    There has never been and will never be a better show to watch stoned. Fact

    • @richardsilva-spokane3436
      @richardsilva-spokane3436 4 роки тому +9

      southrules: back in the 70s I inadvertently came across the Monty Python episode about the Blancmange (from the planet Skyron in the Andromeda galaxy) who used a ray gun to turn all Englishmen into Scotsmen in order to “win at Wimbledon”. I was stoned, and it cracked me up 🤪😂

    • @JonJonJonJonJonJonJonJon
      @JonJonJonJonJonJonJonJon 4 роки тому +3

      Brass eye

    • @cubemissy
      @cubemissy 3 роки тому +1

      southrules Try “Wonder Showzen”

    • @roboosh
      @roboosh 3 роки тому +1

      the day today was another great from this time.

  • @TheChipmunk2008
    @TheChipmunk2008 8 років тому +326

    LMAO "be aware of the cost"... 9p

    • @nbieghler
      @nbieghler 4 роки тому +8

      Calcium is insoluble.

    • @billymays495
      @billymays495 4 роки тому +6

      Nah the cost of distilled water because it had to be distilled

  • @sphinxtheeminx
    @sphinxtheeminx 3 роки тому +43

    'Never give a gypsy calcium' has been my watchword for years, thanks to this educational series.

    • @booklover8546
      @booklover8546 2 роки тому

      What does it mean? I didn’t understand that bit

    • @sphinxtheeminx
      @sphinxtheeminx 2 роки тому +9

      ​@@booklover8546 Most of this is made up, intentionally wrong or just plain random, yet delivered as science and fact. What makes this so good is that it doesn't mean anything - it's Absurdism at its most profound. A racist remark about gypsies fits this description, don't you think?

    • @booklover8546
      @booklover8546 2 роки тому +1

      @@sphinxtheeminx thank you for your reply and description. I just wasn’t happy with the comment being made in the show, even though it’s quite an old show now, as I found it quite offensive, racist and I just didn’t really understand it x

    • @sphinxtheeminx
      @sphinxtheeminx 2 роки тому +3

      @@booklover8546 Rest assured, all thinking folks will have found it racist and offensive. One of comedy's functions is to shock us into taking a side on a range of political and philosophical issues - eg I can take a human being dropped from a great height for comic effect, but not a dog. Why? That's what I am forced to ask myself. The best comedy (IMO) is complex and challenging.

    • @booklover8546
      @booklover8546 2 роки тому

      @@sphinxtheeminx yeah I get what you mean, to break it down, it’s basically dark humour and it’s whether the person viewing can handle it or not. I just didn’t understand it and didn’t really like it but thank you for understanding, explaining and replying x

  • @Backinblack10001
    @Backinblack10001 9 років тому +137

    I played this to my year 7 class via UA-cam final day in school. Thick class lapped it up. I even explained that our bones talk to the brain. Months later, I was asked if we were to watch anymore old science videos. I might fire another one up

    • @spart10187
      @spart10187 9 років тому +16

      Teddy Kissinger you sick man

    • @Backinblack10001
      @Backinblack10001 8 років тому +17

      +Scrotumgrinder O'Coolihan yes I did. It worked a treat. I was rumbled at end of term when a pupil spotted on the DVD "Sophie off Peep Show" and asked, "sir, how come it's a 1970s vid but Sophie off peep show is in it???" Aggghhhh

    • @jamesgrimwood1285
      @jamesgrimwood1285 8 років тому +6

      +Teddy Kissinger Oh good, it's not just me that does this.
      I show my classes The Onion and NewsThump, and forget to tell them it's all fake.

    • @Stuboy1979
      @Stuboy1979 6 років тому +3

      Thick class 😂

    • @Fletchlie
      @Fletchlie 6 років тому +1

      OK yeah I believe you 😴

  • @evanhughes7609
    @evanhughes7609 7 років тому +35

    Thomason's Oil Segnomen.
    Write that down.

  • @paulmorphy6187
    @paulmorphy6187 4 роки тому +17

    Narrator: "...and was pivotal in the development of impsimal barraty larm"
    Me: mind blown

  • @travisbest1677
    @travisbest1677 Рік тому +15

    Edgar Wright interviewing the "intelligent calcium" is one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen.

  • @jumptube
    @jumptube 2 роки тому +74

    Thank you for making us sit through that entire countdown intro. It was absolutely necessary.

  • @drumslayer27
    @drumslayer27 5 років тому +30

    If I was a science teacher I would leave this for a substitute to play

  • @tysonprice5058
    @tysonprice5058 5 років тому +30

    I love the non sequitur of panning over the field of cows to the farm equipment then cutting to Holdwick Park Refinery at 7:18.

  • @lukaowo1760
    @lukaowo1760 8 років тому +131

    one of the most aesthetically pleasing tv shows i have ever watched. the synthy background music is lovely too. ❤️

    • @steerpike66
      @steerpike66 8 років тому +5

      Hear hear. It's so flawless and so pleasing.

    • @stovetop7139
      @stovetop7139 6 років тому

      luka tedbury wdx

    • @jacobforsman3897
      @jacobforsman3897 4 роки тому +12

      If you like this synth music style, check out the hauntology electronic music genre. Try listening to groups like The Advisory Circle, Belbury Poly, Pye Corner Audio and Listening Center as well as all the others. Check out the record label Ghost Box. Many of the hauntology groups are inspired in part by this type of style, in other words the style of synth music that was common in educational videos of the late seventies to at least the early eighties. Also, another intresting genre to check out is library music, which is a general type of music that was composed for commercial use. You may hear this type of music in movies and TV shows a lot of times, and some of it is really creative stuff because the composers aren't usually bound by formulaic big commercial interests. A good YT channel amongst others to check out some of this music is Sonne Immage. Hope this is of some interest to someone.

    • @joemaurone7923
      @joemaurone7923 4 роки тому

      @@jacobforsman3897 It was of interest to me! I came here looking exactly for this purpose, to find the electronic music from these films that inspired this, so thanks.

    • @jacobforsman3897
      @jacobforsman3897 4 роки тому

      @@joemaurone7923 You're welcome, glad to hear it.

  • @steerpike66
    @steerpike66 8 років тому +88

    I think I'll convert this to mp3 and use it as a meditation tool. It's so zen.

    • @heavystepthewarrior
      @heavystepthewarrior 7 років тому +22

      The only problem is the Helvetica siren

    • @InvisiblerApple
      @InvisiblerApple 5 років тому +8

      And you'd starve.

    • @ruthenium6648
      @ruthenium6648 3 роки тому +3

      If you like the music specifically, check out Boards of Canada, they make music inspired by this kinda stuff

    • @daved2352
      @daved2352 3 роки тому +5

      Be careful, the mp3 needle might jump and keep repeating the "humans cannot eat and will die" part over and over while you're meditating.

    • @campfortson4387
      @campfortson4387 Рік тому

      ​@@ruthenium6648 Great Recommendation. Geogaddi has always reminded me of intense moments on this show lol

  • @nacekozo
    @nacekozo Рік тому +8

    I watched the whole first minute without fast forwarding, as it brought me back 40 years and I savoured every second

  • @saiello2061
    @saiello2061 5 років тому +45

    Perfectly captures those 70's programmes for schools. You'd have to watch it more than once to get all of the verbal and subtle visual jokes. Brilliant stuff 😁

  • @goodlife6145
    @goodlife6145 2 роки тому +34

    A perfectly executed homage to all those ITV and BBC educational programmes of the 1970s and 1980s. The opening montage of clips along with use of synth music, and the title narration, is warm and nostalgic.

  • @PicoPlaytime
    @PicoPlaytime 3 роки тому +35

    You still sometimes see those calcium bins outside primary schools and sports centres, most councils stopped doing collections about twenty years ago, though.

    • @benjorino
      @benjorino 2 роки тому

      Where do you put all your bones now?

    • @tysond75
      @tysond75 2 роки тому

      @@benjorino A lot of hipsters these days want to test their bone hurting juice before selling at the local sunday market so make a few bob that way.

    • @lucywillis4535
      @lucywillis4535 2 роки тому +1

      They say the the amount of calcium mined from Fred west's house was worth its weight in gold....

  • @oscartravis5740
    @oscartravis5740 6 років тому +25

    ...and was pivotal in the development of "Imsamul barati larn" ZAP!

    • @guypierson5754
      @guypierson5754 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah WTF was THAT, I was in stitches.

  • @chaoscurb
    @chaoscurb 3 роки тому +5

    The gentlest, most English dry humour ever

  • @IsaacWassom
    @IsaacWassom 3 роки тому +12

    I love the head feint of showing cows, then transitioning to a calcium refinery.

  • @HEDGE1011
    @HEDGE1011 7 років тому +25

    Love the nod to Douglas Adams!

  • @moletown8585
    @moletown8585 9 років тому +47

    I miss those bloody daft imperious ticking clocks before the programme started.

    • @BadWebDiver
      @BadWebDiver 6 років тому +4

      We used to do a countdown from 10 to 1 when I was at school! ;)

  • @VestinVestin
    @VestinVestin 6 років тому +137

    I still can't get over how "Petri Dish" is precisely as idiotic of a name as "Besselheim Plate"; the difference only exists for people used to the arbitrary bit of nomenclature. Same with "mifibulates" and "percolates".
    The Jabberwocky-esque effect got brilliantly pulled off here.

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 4 роки тому +7

      Vestin They aren’t 100% arbitrary; Petri dish comes from the name of the guy who invented it, and “percolate” comes from some roots for “strain through”, but your point still stands. Those are just the tip of the iceberg, too; there’s also a reference to 12000 BC as a temperature at 8:50, the helium experiment refers to “Syndefrit’s [sic] constant of 2.5 quorums per second” when talking about gas flow, et cetera.

    • @DaveDexterMusic
      @DaveDexterMusic 3 роки тому +8

      A little, I mean all words are made up but the effect here is more for surrealism than to point out the arbitrary nature of etymology.

    • @VestinVestin
      @VestinVestin 3 роки тому +24

      ​@@DaveDexterMusic I think there's another aspect to it entirely. Much like in "Alice in Wonderland", where you get a genuine experience of childhood ignorance by being presented with texts where you don't know half the words (since they're made up); here you get served a genuine experience of being faced with educational material that you're too dumb to understand. Every term seems foreign, you haven't read the previous chapter, and every bit of presumed prior knowledge used as a stepping stone in explaining more recondite concepts is complete news to you. If anything, the video serves a very _realistic experience_ alongside its humor and weirdness :).

    • @sock2828
      @sock2828 3 роки тому +1

      It reminds me of the retro/turbo encabulator video

    • @EdJonesVideos
      @EdJonesVideos 2 роки тому +2

      'in bridges, windows, and was pivotal in the development of insomulvarietylime'

  • @mythbusterman8541
    @mythbusterman8541 6 років тому +24

    This time the image appears over 500 miles away hands down best line

  • @thatdavecarter
    @thatdavecarter 7 років тому +87

    I once witnessed the Helvetica scenario. I still shudder to this day.

    • @Clownacy
      @Clownacy 7 років тому

      That's the joke

    • @Clownacy
      @Clownacy 7 років тому +21

      Indeed, the Helvetica scenario is no joke.

    • @thatdavecarter
      @thatdavecarter 7 років тому +9

      I too once thought the Helvetica scenario was a joke.. Not anymore.

    • @normmackey8019
      @normmackey8019 7 років тому +4

      Whatever you do, use san-serif instead.

    • @gplechuckiii
      @gplechuckiii 7 років тому +7

      That's nothing compared to the Tahoma Scenario. Also I don't think there has ever been a witness to the Verdana effect who has lived to tell about it.

  • @SamBellGuitar
    @SamBellGuitar 8 років тому +217

    "And would starve.."

    • @thomme8539
      @thomme8539 6 років тому +1

      rip

    • @STRING3R
      @STRING3R 5 років тому +20

      *rapidly zooms into tombstone*

    • @elphbwckd212
      @elphbwckd212 5 років тому +5

      I laughed every damn time

    • @InvisiblerApple
      @InvisiblerApple 5 років тому +1

      Goddamn British comedy XD

    • @andyedwards9011
      @andyedwards9011 3 роки тому +2

      @@STRING3R they could show that zoom 10 times and I'd find it funnier each time

  • @bscepter
    @bscepter 5 років тому +42

    from the voice over to the "modern" analog synth soundtrack, this series absolutely nails the Open University thing. Brilliant.

    • @muk8804
      @muk8804 2 роки тому

      And ITV Schools/ BBC for Schools, Colleges

    • @bunk95
      @bunk95 6 місяців тому

      The intro where theres no one at the park outside of the apartment complex is the funniest.
      Are you touching particles that were used to make my human slaves?
      Im pretty sure we can use those again.
      What do you see? Ghosts.

    • @bunk95
      @bunk95 6 місяців тому

      Did you just see that slave touch my stuff?

  • @gavsky23
    @gavsky23 8 років тому +26

    Pure genius. A labour of love, right down to the colour and narration and music...and everything!

  • @theoriginalbluey
    @theoriginalbluey 9 місяців тому +4

    I'm so back in secondary school whenever I watch this. Roll in the TV! It makes me uncomfortable in a retro way that I never thought possible. Love it.

  • @jeffdawson2786
    @jeffdawson2786 3 роки тому +15

    INCREDIBLE in every way. Still the most refined form of satire on the planet.

    • @BrokenBaculum
      @BrokenBaculum 7 місяців тому

      Refined at Holdwick, for sure.

  • @andyhame6685
    @andyhame6685 3 роки тому +10

    I remember watching this programme at school just before the St Frankenstein's Day holidays. Happy memories, apart from the Helvetica Scenario, obviously.

  • @testodude
    @testodude 9 років тому +36

    this is very informative. it takes a lot of teeth to produce 12 oz of industrial calcium.

    • @InvisiblerApple
      @InvisiblerApple 5 років тому +5

      So THAT'S what the Tooth Fairy's up to!

  • @espositogregory
    @espositogregory 5 років тому +12

    I FAILED MY COLLEGE CHEMISTRY EXAM FROM THIS VIDEO! SOMEONE HAS GOT TO BE HELD RESPONSIBLE!!!

  • @chiip90
    @chiip90 4 роки тому +13

    "Calcium valency 1" - slap bang in group 2 looooool

  • @Jaydee-wd7wr
    @Jaydee-wd7wr Рік тому +4

    12:38, The N2O is such a good subtle joke, it breaks like 10 rules at once.

  • @eodredvancataclysm5971
    @eodredvancataclysm5971 3 роки тому +14

    The BBC thought that showing the Helvetica Scenario was too scary so they broadcast Threads instead.

    • @SirWilliamKidney
      @SirWilliamKidney Місяць тому

      Oh god. I just watched that for the first time. I think everyone should be made to watch it, especially world leaders. Sort of a "This is what happens if you **** everything up". Absolute helvetica.

  • @StixFerryMan
    @StixFerryMan 9 років тому +37

    This is great. It's going to help my chem study for uni so much

  • @turbostatic1
    @turbostatic1 10 місяців тому +4

    Man 7:17 is my absolute zen, very Boards of Canada

  • @sash9249
    @sash9249 3 роки тому +7

    I remember first watching this at school when I was a young boy. I'll be paying my old therapist a visit on Monday after seeing those Helvetica sequences again.

  • @steerpike66
    @steerpike66 8 років тому +29

    Americans should understand that this is a perfect equivalent of those 'You see, Jimmy' educational movies that they poke fun at in The Simpsons: 'COME BACK ZINC!'
    Only it's the 1980s and it's British.

    • @robokill387
      @robokill387 5 років тому +1

      it's actually a parody from the 2000s.

    • @elphbwckd212
      @elphbwckd212 5 років тому +6

      @@robokill387 pretty sure they know that, hence saying it is a parody of a British show from the 80's...

    • @WARTV-dn5fk
      @WARTV-dn5fk 4 роки тому +3

      I'd say 70's...

  • @ChocolatierRob
    @ChocolatierRob 6 років тому +27

    Wait, is this how Siri works? Does she have a core of intelligent calcium?
    Mind blown.

  • @Farsay
    @Farsay 8 років тому +175

    TRIGGER WARNING!
    The Helvetica Scenario will haunt you in your dreams.

    • @TheIdeanator
      @TheIdeanator 8 років тому +18

      +Chris Embry
      Back in my day we called that nightmare fuel. You young people must all have calcium growths where the common sense area of the brain should be.

    • @sybillium4
      @sybillium4 8 років тому +6

      after watching, I don't see why it would be a 'trigger'.toughen up

    • @samtownend6744
      @samtownend6744 8 років тому +21

      +sybillium4 Good work on getting the joke

    • @relm.5934
      @relm.5934 6 років тому +9

      Chris Embry it actually looked like it came straight from Creepypasta.

    • @macksss
      @macksss 5 років тому +2

      R/wooosh

  • @pe248
    @pe248 2 роки тому +7

    Finally a great explanation of CIM for school kids to be able to understand!

    • @Jefferson-ly5qe
      @Jefferson-ly5qe Рік тому +1

      I watched this show when I was a kid and never realised 😂

  • @steerpike66
    @steerpike66 8 років тому +21

    OMG the boring countdown clock with guitar music. FLASHBACK!

  • @annaelizabethwade1660
    @annaelizabethwade1660 4 роки тому +11

    Watching this on the day BBC brought back educational programmes for coronavirus lockdown kids and I'd take this every time. Who'd have thought we'd actually find something even worse than Helvetica to deal with... 😱

  • @sueme1954
    @sueme1954 5 років тому +15

    Hilarious beyond belief !
    Write that down in your copybook.

  • @lisamgreenleaf
    @lisamgreenleaf 2 роки тому +3

    I can almost smell the musty TV room and hear the squeeky wheels of the TV trolley

  • @3AMJH
    @3AMJH 5 років тому +5

    I remember being shown old educational VHS videos like this during the late 90s in Finland. Probably British ones that had been dubbed. I'm glad I saw them so I can appreciate Look Around You way more.

  • @AliceBowie
    @AliceBowie 10 місяців тому +5

    I'm always disturbed when they suffocate the intelligent calcium.

  • @shieldgeneratorviigaming6415
    @shieldgeneratorviigaming6415 6 років тому +45

    It took me a few minutes to realize this was fake. When they starting talking about the Helvetica Scenario, I knew they were making it all up.

    • @guypierson5754
      @guypierson5754 4 роки тому +13

      Well, the fact that EVERY other fact they mention is either explicitly false or completely fabricated, from Geographical information, the names of common items, the properties of compounds, how EVERY LITTLE THING has been purposefully chosen to be completely untrue, it was the Faceless man clawing at the glass that tipped you off?

    • @Poopookachew1
      @Poopookachew1 3 роки тому

      @@guypierson5754 Hey now, you do realize that some of us are products of the American education system.

    • @tesseract5569
      @tesseract5569 3 роки тому +1

      @@Poopookachew1 Then learn something. You’ve only got yourself to blame

    • @Poopookachew1
      @Poopookachew1 3 роки тому

      @@tesseract5569 The sound of when something flies right over the head of a UA-cam commentator.

    • @alice_ecureuil
      @alice_ecureuil 2 роки тому

      American School system at work it took me almost to the end to realize if it was real or not

  • @David-bc4rh
    @David-bc4rh 6 років тому +8

    Thank you, Calcium.

  • @MegaParkhurst
    @MegaParkhurst 4 роки тому +4

    Brilliant writing and perfect spoof - the BBC education progs had exactly this style and tone - really clever and the beginning of an excellent series.

  • @RikerLovesWorf
    @RikerLovesWorf 2 роки тому +10

    I like to imagine that this is a science show from the 1970s in an alternate universe where the atomic weight of Calcium actually IS 44 and whatnot, and calcium IS actually made from teeth.

    • @spacechase9705
      @spacechase9705 11 місяців тому +1

      And where the Helvetica Scenario, frighteningly enough, CAN happen

    • @0morgulis
      @0morgulis 11 місяців тому

      ​@@spacechase9705I mean anything's possible in a world where calcium has 3 protons and 4 electrons

    • @mickodillon1480
      @mickodillon1480 9 місяців тому

      Great name lol

  • @enriquegallo5446
    @enriquegallo5446 8 років тому +11

    oh how I love British comedy haha thanks!

  • @mr_firstname1590
    @mr_firstname1590 3 роки тому +4

    i saw this as a kid, the helvetica scenario scene freaked me out so bad lmao

  • @PaulMcCaffreyfmac
    @PaulMcCaffreyfmac 6 років тому +20

    They're there in their room...and thank heavens for it

    • @richardsilva-spokane3436
      @richardsilva-spokane3436 4 роки тому

      Paul McCaffrey : I noticed the yellow sign, too 🧐. Also, I’m going to buy me a Dymo labeler and label everything. It’ll drive my wife crazy

    • @SpyrosKoronis
      @SpyrosKoronis 4 роки тому

      Indeed, thank heavens.
      Theavens.

  • @cig9638
    @cig9638 8 років тому +5

    Yesss. I finally remembered the name of this show.

  • @eddyp483
    @eddyp483 3 роки тому +2

    Thankyou for uploading this. I didn't have my copy book the first time I saw this.

  • @ChorltonBrook
    @ChorltonBrook 8 років тому +19

    5:01 -- 9p Cracked me up : )

  • @andeegreen
    @andeegreen 3 місяці тому +1

    The best programme for those around 50 years old today.
    Period. ic table

  • @peartreeproductions77
    @peartreeproductions77 Рік тому

    Love coming back to these

  • @luelou8464
    @luelou8464 5 років тому +5

    At 21:16, Jamie Scott is credited as 'powermac', and Lance Gaunt is a 'Henry operator'.

  • @hallamhal
    @hallamhal 9 місяців тому +4

    My uncle was subjected to Helvetica... it was a closed casket.

    • @patchso
      @patchso Місяць тому +1

      Sorry to hear.

  • @comedyforage
    @comedyforage 7 років тому +3

    That footage of the Helvetica scenario genuinely disturbed me.

  • @ThatGuy-so9ed
    @ThatGuy-so9ed 6 років тому

    Thanks for showing me this, Jotles.

  • @nomimalone7520
    @nomimalone7520 5 років тому

    This is absolute gold!

  • @tesseract5569
    @tesseract5569 3 роки тому +10

    I'm tempted to show this to my Chem class just to see how many people believe it 😂

  • @bobbyaldol
    @bobbyaldol 6 років тому +6

    The calcium will appear five thousand miles away. That had me.

    • @KindredBrujah
      @KindredBrujah 6 років тому +3

      That was my favourite part. 2.5 = 8 inches, 5 = 11.5 inches, 7 = 500 miles. :D

  • @coffeedog2355
    @coffeedog2355 9 років тому +10

    Thank mr skeltal (thank) for this calcium!

    • @evolving_dore
      @evolving_dore 9 років тому +9

      MassHysteria414 Thank you mr skeltal.
      Theltal.

  • @katstwinkle
    @katstwinkle 9 років тому +5

    yeah,we used to watch a lot of these shows at school

  • @ian_b
    @ian_b Рік тому

    Thanks to you uploading this I've been able to learn how much calcium information on the internet is completely wrong.

  • @TheAvaLady
    @TheAvaLady 6 років тому +14

    Heated to 12000 BC

  • @Phlotonic
    @Phlotonic 3 роки тому +1

    Yes. I've been looking for this since like 2011

  • @wrednax8594
    @wrednax8594 4 роки тому +7

    10:13 I thought Imsomal Barati-Laan was outlawed by the Geneva Convention

  • @TheOpticalFreak
    @TheOpticalFreak Рік тому +1

    I love this so much! 😆👍

  • @MarcioSilva-ssiillvvaa
    @MarcioSilva-ssiillvvaa 5 років тому

    This is bloody genius!! Cheers

  • @ThomasBoyce5000
    @ThomasBoyce5000 Рік тому +1

    The deadpan humor is fantastic

  • @rosemarypickering1914
    @rosemarypickering1914 2 роки тому

    oh wow this brings back so many memories of that clock lol.

  • @RavenRayn
    @RavenRayn 7 років тому +4

    Well thanks, Jeff.

  • @enigmaoftheechidna6279
    @enigmaoftheechidna6279 Рік тому +1

    I miss this show, I was in early elementary school when this aired on Adult Swim. I wish I was older so that I could really appreciate this show