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You don't need to worry about Welt's body. His body was creating Herrscher of Reason's Powers. It basically doesn't age. He's basically at his prime always.
@@wafaay7182 buuuut he did leave his universe behind, and as far as we know, he and himeko (hsr) aren't a couple. so even if he did have a wife in his old world, (which i don't think he did, he had a child sure, but they were adopted) he's free here
@@pikachuchris6302 Well, there are rumors about him and Tesla. But it is true that he left her back in the HonkaiImpact 3rd world and traveled here alone so who knows
@@wafaay7182not alone, but with Void Archives. Not sure if he knew how long he’d be gone tho. Probably thought it could have been quick, then realized he had no way back.
I feel like Blade would carry a box cutter into the bedroom, say, "I can go harder than that," then proceed to poke his own thumb before round 2. You'd probably be freaked out and have to patch the man up, but he'd take you to paradise, probably
I feel like Jing Yuan would absolutely pamper you after the experience the morning after, he'd bring you some nice herbal tea, bring you some filling snacks, cuddle and all that, idk maybe I'm delulu but I wanna believe
Low key… actually high key, I respect your decision to pass on Tingyun. She’s hot af but gives off the “she’s nice to every guy” vibe and probably won’t have any feelings or love put into it 🥺😭
@@paige8453still personality playes a role, even for one night, at least for some. And let’s be real, the whole hsr cast is fucking hot so like it was said in the video, you can’t argue with that.
Regarding Kafka: “she would smash us, we wouldn’t be smashing her.” I feel like that’s the best way to describe Kafka’s interactions with literally any character, whether literally or figuratively 😂😂
Jing Yuan seems like the rough but caring type. Like during and after the deed he'd take care of you first and make sure you're alright and clean and then get back to his work right after.
Dan Hang: shows literal no interest in you, nods a few times in a conversation and turns his back on you and goes his way. Imbibitor whatever: Does his finger move. Nothing more to say. :D
Smash - Nat cuz she is such a trooper. She hard solo carried my rotting corpse of a team to victory so many times. She's literally the archetype of "Im a healer but..."
I didn’t have to depend on her too terribly much just because I had a pretty decent build of what I would aptly call “shields for days” by time I began to build her, but she helped me survive my first attempting fighting Kafka in the simulated universe, and for that I’m eternally grateful ;v; (I play around with builds and paths a lot now in the simulated universe because I’m a lot more capable than I was, but World 5 specifically I still have to choose preservation to avoid getting my ass handed to me on a silver platter lolol)
she's in her mid 200s, by rights of Foxians she's a senior citizen, it's just the other two long lived species have either a millenia or infinite reincarnation.
Jing Yuan....smash 1000% and its still not enough...this man has me in a CHOKEHOLD, i legit am simping so hard for him And i pick both Dan Heng and Dragon Dan Heng....I refuse to choose I will say there's a part of me that prefers Dragon Dan cause...I like long hair and i like dragons haha
Yukong is actually way younger than Jing Yuan, being only over 200 years old so you added an extra zero there XD Jing Yuan's easily over 300, considering his past story about his pet lion, then add many more years onto that. In terms of life expectancy though, Yukong is closer to her end than Jing Yuan. Foxians only live on average 300 years, while Xianzhou Natives are pretty much immortal as long as you don't get mara-struck and stuff.
them going: you should consider their personalities also: giving the different answers for two Dan Heng characters Dan Heng in the distance: I'm not him, I do not want this power, I'm tired of those dreams...
You two are hilarious and I feel you 100% on the Luka love and appreciation. I'm weak for redheads, he's too cute. And Imbibitor Lunae or Dan Heng? Me: Yes. I'm not picking. I have two hands for a reason!
Great video! Just an FYI though... Yukong is much younger than JY, so much so that JY saw her as a baby. Soooo in terms of "finer" wines. JY is probably ancient brewed wine.
@@CircusFoxxoyes, he's friend with Feng (previous life of Heng). And compare to JY, Jingliu is like accient accient wine (she trained him since he was a wee lad).
YASS, that's the vid I didn't expect but really needed today! Love your and Mins energy together, you're bouncing off eachother so well~ And I'd marry Jing Yuen, even if that meant I had to pass on Blade (who made me excited for the game to finally get released). We just don't talk about DHIL. Which made me remember just now, actually, your video of star rail beta is what really made me aware of the game, actually! So, you have my full felt appreciation. 💚
Not the Luka being roasted for his arm after learning he lost it in accident where he was saving people and that learned him to live his life to fullest after that 😢
Tingyun is a kind of continuous hate smash where you absolutely see through their bullshit and they know you know they’re bsing you, but you continue anyways, but when you complain to the homies then they agree with you the mood is “you can’t talk shit about her, only I can talk shit about her”. Like a weird symbio-parasitic relationship that somehow works in a twisted way
Caelus/Trailblazer: Smash Himeko: Smash Welt: pass Kafka: Smash Seele: Pass Gepard: Pass Jing Yuan: HARD Smash! This guy is my husband! Blade: Drunk smash that most likely leaves before I wake up and I probably won't remember him when I wake up with a hangover. He might leave painkillers for me, at least. March: Hard pass, I see her as a sister Dan Heng: Smash, probably a "friends' w/ benefits" deal Asta: Pass, see her as a sister. Serval: Pass, Natasha: Smash, just because Pela: Pass Sampo: hard pass, not a big fan of the overly flirty/overconfident types Luka: Pass Tingyun: Pass Yukong: Pass Silver Wolf: Pass Bronya: Pass Luocha: Drunk smash but will still be there and take care of you. Imbibitor Lunae: Hard smash. This is when romance starts coming into the picture. Fu Xuan: Pass, she's an acquaintance only. Svarog: pass, I don't F robots Screwllum: Pass Jinglu: maybe smash Cocolia: it would be an honor to be smashed by her. In both forms Phantylia: Smash. No reasons needed. Top smash for me: Jing Yuan. Followed closely by Dan Heng/Imbibitor Lunae. I don't see his two forms as being two different people, no matter what the game and anyone else says. It will only make things a lot spicier~
Jing yuan is always a smash. (And marriage.) I feel like he wouldn’t do it unless he’s really comfortable with a person and would rather wait till marriage or needs something to release his anger on and trusts you enough.
When I saw the title I was like "is there any adult character in HSR who ISN'T a smash?" I'll watch and edit with my thoughts lmao Ok edit: Y'all right, March, Asta, Tingyun and Silver Wolf aren't really smashable. Natasha, Fu Xuan and Yukong aren't my type. But Luocha yes please (most of the males are smash for me really)
I downloaded this game just for Sampo originally like when I saw people doing the beta gaming and saw this man i was like instant download so definitely smash. Other than that I agree with most of your choices.
Bc of Blade and Dan Heng/Feng lore I would not dare to interrupt their relationship. (Dan Feng was kindaaaa supposed to be blades fiancee in a way cause there is a cup exchange mentioned which only happens if the parties are an future item) sooooo… (I would smash all three of them. blade one time thing, dang heng marriage, dan feng one time thing)
Fun fact, Xianzhou people gets mara-struck at around the age of 800, so a lot of the characters are not as old as most people thought they might be. Like Jingyuan might be around 800 years old, and Yukong is probably around 500-600, or less.
CAELUS; smash, like obvi hes literally the best Hineko: thanks? But just a kiss or something Welt: ….smash but questionable 😭 Kafka; im so sorry pass im not into dom mommies type😭 Seele: not really my type too more like a sister gepard: SMASH like?? YES? jing yuan: YES YES, i just love mature men 😞💗 Blade: i want to say pass but smash, but like one night stand typa way 😭 March: SMASHHHHHHH were dating canon Dan heng: SMASHHHHH i love himmm 😭 im so sorrry hes just❤ Asta: more of a friend than anything Serval: im genuinly sorry i dont really like older sister type 😭😭pass Natasha: yes? But not smash 😭 Pela: yes, smash Sampo: SMASH, but situationship sadly😞😞 Luka: im sorry pass i dont like his vibe 😭 Ting yun: like i said i dont like mommies 😭 Yukong: now see this is the PROPER DOM MOM and only exception i like her but in a flirtation smash😭 Silver wolf: 50/50 smash but in a situation type 😭 Bronya: pass im sorry idk shes more of a career woman so go girlie Luocha: hmm… SMASH but more of a one night stand✌🏻😞 IL: SMASHHHHHHHHH I LITERALLY LOVE LONG HAIR MEN hes just perfect, but i love dan heng more tho🥲💗 Fu xuan: ok yes… smash but in a relationship way? Not in a fuck way Svarog: no comment ☝️😭 Scrulum: smash… in a relationship way Jingliu: ehhh nahhh pass im sorry 😭😭 Cocolia: no sadly 😭 VANTILLIA; no😭😭 HAHApass Ok imma add penacony characters here too cuh why not 🥲 Sunday: smash, like husband type smash Adventurine; SMASHHHHHH but one night stand typa way Doctor ratio: hmm.. smash but id be SMACKED Firefly: smash but in a girlfriend way like march Robin: smash? Id be on a date with her but like dont go further than that Sparkle:i want to say smash but pass for obvious reasons💀 Black swan: again im not into mommies so pass 😭 Acheron: pass? Idk why but pass Gallagher: SMASSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH but like one night stand only ✌🏻😭
Dan Heng is so much more my type that I wasn’t even tempted to pull for Imbibitor Lunae even if they’re technically the same person Also Would Blade, Luka, Serval, Gepard, Dan Heng and M!Trailblazer
Bronya is an instant pass because I don't want Seele to kill me, and that's ... that's kind of the extent of that. As for Luca ... I once said that my type is Vi from League of Legends and I'm pretty sure he fits that bill xD
It's funny to think of waking up the next day welt being like "I... hope that was as good for you as it was for me." And sitting in the lounge sipping coffee
I’ll smash Welt. I know he a married man in an alternate universe (HI3) but imma take him to a different galaxy to make it work lmao! That never happened, he’s always been mine
Thank you Minsleif for joining me!! Check out her channel for Genshin/Honkai lore videos: www.youtube.com/@Minsleif
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You don't need to worry about Welt's body. His body was creating Herrscher of Reason's Powers. It basically doesn't age. He's basically at his prime always.
But he's married and doesn't strike me like the type to cheat on his wife
@@wafaay7182 buuuut he did leave his universe behind, and as far as we know, he and himeko (hsr) aren't a couple. so even if he did have a wife in his old world, (which i don't think he did, he had a child sure, but they were adopted) he's free here
@@pikachuchris6302 Well, there are rumors about him and Tesla.
But it is true that he left her back in the HonkaiImpact 3rd world and traveled here alone so who knows
@@wafaay7182not alone, but with Void Archives. Not sure if he knew how long he’d be gone tho. Probably thought it could have been quick, then realized he had no way back.
@@wafaay7182 him and TESLA???????? didn't tesla meet welt when she was in her 20's and welt was like 8??😨😭😭
The title should be "Minslief Cheating on Dainsleif for 13 whole minutes"
Omgggggg so true😭😭
Was such a huge honor and pleasure to join you again!!!! 😉💙 (also dainsleif don’t watch this video it’s not for u /j)
Of course, I always have a ton of fun hanging out with uuuu! 👯♀️💞✨ and I won’t tell 😉
dainsleif would be disappointed to know that you cheated
I feel like Blade would carry a box cutter into the bedroom, say, "I can go harder than that," then proceed to poke his own thumb before round 2. You'd probably be freaked out and have to patch the man up, but he'd take you to paradise, probably
why is this so specific 💀
HELLSCAPE GO BRRRRRR
BYEEEEE😭😭😭
I’ll definitely savor it for him 😭
@@dayini3222 because I used to write fanfic as a hobby, buddy 🫥
Choosing between Luka and Gepard is like choosing between Veronica and Betty but Betty (Gepard) is a noble while Veronica (Luka) is a rouge.
That’s what I’m thinking now.
Until u play Lukas quest..........good god I am still sad from that
Rogues and Nobles-Porque No los dos?
Well, only *one* of them has a "Vibrate" function, and it ain't the Blonde this time!
I refuse to choose. I will take both.
I disagree that Jing Yuan would forget you. Hes a softie at heart
I feel like Jing Yuan would absolutely pamper you after the experience the morning after,
he'd bring you some nice herbal tea, bring you some filling snacks, cuddle and all that, idk maybe I'm delulu but I wanna believe
Low key… actually high key, I respect your decision to pass on Tingyun. She’s hot af but gives off the “she’s nice to every guy” vibe and probably won’t have any feelings or love put into it 🥺😭
AND she'll steal your pants 😔🤌
@Koomaxx you should invite Vars to do a collab!
This is a smash or pass. You ain't dating them. It's a one night stand
@@paige8453still personality playes a role, even for one night, at least for some. And let’s be real, the whole hsr cast is fucking hot so like it was said in the video, you can’t argue with that.
YOOOO VARS
Regarding Kafka: “she would smash us, we wouldn’t be smashing her.”
I feel like that’s the best way to describe Kafka’s interactions with literally any character, whether literally or figuratively 😂😂
well her home planet is a place where everyone is a fearless pleasure seeking hedonist.
Ngl I’d give Yukong therapy instead of smashing her, she deserves it
Same, only smash if she straight up asks for it
@@Yuki_Ika7for me it’s just me hugging her and crying
@@kaybevang536 that too, she really does need a hug or at least therapy
To be fair, that's half of the characters
Sampo looks more like the best friend who is always your wingman no matter who you're smashing
He would be there on the process but dipped right after the final step
@@Nick-tz3keexactly what you need out of a wingman.
Thanks for having me draw your guest again!!! It came out so well
Your work is amazing!
Amazing work as always! Always a pleasure 👯♀️❤️✨
I loved the art it is so cute!
Jing Yuan seems like the rough but caring type. Like during and after the deed he'd take care of you first and make sure you're alright and clean and then get back to his work right after.
Dan Hang: shows literal no interest in you, nods a few times in a conversation and turns his back on you and goes his way.
Imbibitor whatever: Does his finger move. Nothing more to say. :D
“what those fingers do” 💀
Smash - Nat cuz she is such a trooper. She hard solo carried my rotting corpse of a team to victory so many times. She's literally the archetype of "Im a healer but..."
It's always the trailblazer and Nat for me when I have them In my team XD they are usually the last ones standing
I would profusely thank Bailu and Benny and give them both gifts as gratitute tbh, they're both the healers who carried me through early contents
I didn’t have to depend on her too terribly much just because I had a pretty decent build of what I would aptly call “shields for days” by time I began to build her, but she helped me survive my first attempting fighting Kafka in the simulated universe, and for that I’m eternally grateful ;v; (I play around with builds and paths a lot now in the simulated universe because I’m a lot more capable than I was, but World 5 specifically I still have to choose preservation to avoid getting my ass handed to me on a silver platter lolol)
@@Silentgrace11 I love doing nihility or elation runs with some of the earlier sim worlds
ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting
"Yukong is ANCIENT" She's younger than Ying Yuan LMAO
she's in her mid 200s, by rights of Foxians she's a senior citizen, it's just the other two long lived species have either a millenia or infinite reincarnation.
2:59 "He's like a fine wine ~"
already started to think about Zhongli and his Osmanthus wine quote..
Blade's the opposite of dying.... he WANTS to die but can't. Fragile, though, that's for sure.
I was looking for this comment😩
Jing Yuan....smash 1000% and its still not enough...this man has me in a CHOKEHOLD, i legit am simping so hard for him
And i pick both Dan Heng and Dragon Dan Heng....I refuse to choose
I will say there's a part of me that prefers Dragon Dan cause...I like long hair and i like dragons haha
Same here!!! 😂
"Ah yes... that's the voice."
2:47 how dare Jing Yuan is very caring, though he has a kid so if you’re not ready for that I get it. I am extremely biased
Yukong is actually way younger than Jing Yuan, being only over 200 years old so you added an extra zero there XD
Jing Yuan's easily over 300, considering his past story about his pet lion, then add many more years onto that.
In terms of life expectancy though, Yukong is closer to her end than Jing Yuan. Foxians only live on average 300 years, while Xianzhou Natives are pretty much immortal as long as you don't get mara-struck and stuff.
Jing Yuen is at least 800 years old. The falling out of the High Cloud Quintet happened 700 years prior to the story.
"I feel like she keeps calling me Benefactor but thats not my name!"
☠️☠️☠️
Passing Dan Heng and Tingyun has to be a crime. There's no way
IL Dan Heng is definitely fair though
Imbibitor Lunae vs Dan Heng? No question needed. Both. Smash. HARD
dan heng is the hardest smash ever fr
Especially him in Inbibitor Lunae, he is hella smash.
Dan Heng, Imbibitor Lunae (Yinyuejun), Dan Feng… SMASH SMASH SMASH
My fellow people, I found you✨
so based
Not for me dunno why😭
"My God we've got some heavy hitters from the start"
Minsleif: Can we do this one at the same time?
Koomax: 3. 2. 1
*sMaSh!*
After smashing Sampo the next day he would 100% be gone and all your valuables, too
them going: you should consider their personalities
also: giving the different answers for two Dan Heng characters
Dan Heng in the distance: I'm not him, I do not want this power, I'm tired of those dreams...
The genshin content creator sphere feels so disconnected most of the time. All collabs are appreciated and welcomed
You two are hilarious and I feel you 100% on the Luka love and appreciation. I'm weak for redheads, he's too cute.
And Imbibitor Lunae or Dan Heng?
Me: Yes. I'm not picking. I have two hands for a reason!
what
"she would call you benefactor" and not your name is a hilarious and succinct assessment for tingyun
i think jingyuan is actually the type of person to court someone for a long time beforehand 😭
insert "he/she/they can star rail me" joke here
koomax and minsleif is a pair that should be featured more on this channel👀💙 their energies match together really well imo
love to both of you
"Blade's dying isn't he?"
Oh he wishes he could.
Koomaxx : " Idk about Blade he has so much going on"
Me : I CAN FIX HIM!
Jing Yuan is also very old, isn´t he ? Not to mention all the others from that region also are very old. It´s not just the Fox girls lol
Bailu has the same thing as Sayu, as well, in that they're both actually adults with fully-grown peers who are Big Mad they're still small
OMG you featuring the best Genshin Impact theorist in your channel is just the best thing there is! Congrats Minsleif in joining!
Great video! Just an FYI though... Yukong is much younger than JY, so much so that JY saw her as a baby. Soooo in terms of "finer" wines. JY is probably ancient brewed wine.
Iirc Jing remembers pre-rebirth / IL Dan Heng and calls him old friend?
@@CircusFoxxoyes, he's friend with Feng (previous life of Heng). And compare to JY, Jingliu is like accient accient wine (she trained him since he was a wee lad).
Cmon everyone we all know who's the hottest and its obviously Dan heng/Imbibitor Lunae.
He's the prettiest man. But to say he's the hotter... that's your take. I respect ^^
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it feels so weird hearing minsleif talking about smashin people after all the lore videos i've seen from her lmao
LouCha: The coffin stays in the room while we smash.
Jing Yuan is too perfect. Would 100% respectfully smash.
1:45 represents everyone that said smash with kafka
YASS, that's the vid I didn't expect but really needed today! Love your and Mins energy together, you're bouncing off eachother so well~
And I'd marry Jing Yuen, even if that meant I had to pass on Blade (who made me excited for the game to finally get released). We just don't talk about DHIL.
Which made me remember just now, actually, your video of star rail beta is what really made me aware of the game, actually! So, you have my full felt appreciation. 💚
Ahhh thank you so much, I'm glad you enjoyed!! 🎉🎉
This video was so short what da hail 😂 Your harmonious simping was too fun to watch 😂😂😂
Whether dan heng is in his true form or not, i'd say smash 100%.
Jingliu is a smash 100%
*about dan heng* "I dont think hes been touched by a woman before"
THAT IS OKAY! HE IS A HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!! AND WE LOVE HIM FOR IT!!!!!!!!
right?! works for me
No he’s not he’s probably pan or bi
Ether way it’s not cannon
Loucha 10000% especially after the latest chapter because 👀 and I'm whipped
You two are actually hilarious together
Not the Luka being roasted for his arm after learning he lost it in accident where he was saving people and that learned him to live his life to fullest after that 😢
absolutely wasn't roasting him for it at all, it was kinda meant as a positive in fact LOL. and yeah that part made me almost cry omg 😭
@@Koomaxx SORRY! I haven't meant it in any mean way I just thought it would have been adressed in the video..... I cried during that quest too
'You gave me Luka, so I'll give you Gepard'
Clever, now you can smash Serval on the side.
My top smashes is Dan Heng and his IL form and Blade or Jingyuan :^)
Tingyun is a kind of continuous hate smash where you absolutely see through their bullshit and they know you know they’re bsing you, but you continue anyways, but when you complain to the homies then they agree with you the mood is “you can’t talk shit about her, only I can talk shit about her”. Like a weird symbio-parasitic relationship that somehow works in a twisted way
No but our tastes are actually the same 😭. Especially the marrying Gepard part 😳.
Caelus/Trailblazer: Smash
Himeko: Smash
Welt: pass
Kafka: Smash
Seele: Pass
Gepard: Pass
Jing Yuan: HARD Smash! This guy is my husband!
Blade: Drunk smash that most likely leaves before I wake up and I probably won't remember him when I wake up with a hangover. He might leave painkillers for me, at least.
March: Hard pass, I see her as a sister
Dan Heng: Smash, probably a "friends' w/ benefits" deal
Asta: Pass, see her as a sister.
Serval: Pass,
Natasha: Smash, just because
Pela: Pass
Sampo: hard pass, not a big fan of the overly flirty/overconfident types
Luka: Pass
Tingyun: Pass
Yukong: Pass
Silver Wolf: Pass
Bronya: Pass
Luocha: Drunk smash but will still be there and take care of you.
Imbibitor Lunae: Hard smash. This is when romance starts coming into the picture.
Fu Xuan: Pass, she's an acquaintance only.
Svarog: pass, I don't F robots
Screwllum: Pass
Jinglu: maybe smash
Cocolia: it would be an honor to be smashed by her. In both forms
Phantylia: Smash. No reasons needed.
Top smash for me: Jing Yuan. Followed closely by Dan Heng/Imbibitor Lunae. I don't see his two forms as being two different people, no matter what the game and anyone else says. It will only make things a lot spicier~
Jing yuan is always a smash. (And marriage.) I feel like he wouldn’t do it unless he’s really comfortable with a person and would rather wait till marriage or needs something to release his anger on and trusts you enough.
When I saw the title I was like "is there any adult character in HSR who ISN'T a smash?" I'll watch and edit with my thoughts lmao
Ok edit: Y'all right, March, Asta, Tingyun and Silver Wolf aren't really smashable. Natasha, Fu Xuan and Yukong aren't my type. But Luocha yes please (most of the males are smash for me really)
Silverwolf is 110% smashable, she'd make a game out of it. There's no way she wouldn't be a fun time as long as you were able to keep up with her lol
I have 2 words for Blade: Knife play.
Dan Heng is like a saltine that you scraped the salt off of
I've never been into robots or monsters.
I also changed my mind Real fast when I saw Svarog
I haven't met a single person that wouldn't smash Svarog. Long live Robodilf!
i wouldn’t; too big, not into getting hurt. also i don’t have daddy issues :D
but more power to you, have fun lmao
Ayyy the smash or pass series is back!! Lolol
Can’t wait to indulge in the chaos xdd
I want both Dan Hengs
I’ll have Dan Heng no matter what form he’s in
Smack or Stack 🥰
Edit: btw when are we getting HSR hunger games 😟
I literally sat down and wrote an essay on why I'd smash daddy robot Savarog to my very confused friend, good memories
Caelus best guy and himeko best lady❤🤍 but i belive the whole universe is part of caelus's harem. 7:05 poor tingyun 😭 i miss her
They knew exactly what they were doing when they created Dan Hung’s dragon form alt
Dan Heng but for adults while the 4 stars be for teenagers.
"he's like dying isnt he" he WISHES
I downloaded this game just for Sampo originally like when I saw people doing the beta gaming and saw this man i was like instant download so definitely smash. Other than that I agree with most of your choices.
Top 5 hotest females:
1- Kafka
2- Cocolia
3-Himeko
4-Serval
5-Ruan Mei
Top 5 hotest males:
1-Blade
2-Jing Yuan
3- Argenti
4-Doctor L + Ratio
5- Gepard
Bc of Blade and Dan Heng/Feng lore I would not dare to interrupt their relationship. (Dan Feng was kindaaaa supposed to be blades fiancee in a way cause there is a cup exchange mentioned which only happens if the parties are an future item) sooooo… (I would smash all three of them. blade one time thing, dang heng marriage, dan feng one time thing)
(Super late comment but: "Dan Heng never touched a woman" - yeah, because all he touched was Yingxing, khm... :D )
Yes, Koomax kinnie moment. I also want to marry Gepard. He’s such a sweet respectful boy 🥲
Loucha….and I’m not ashamed 🤭
March 7th is peak daughter energy, cannot smash. too precious.
When i discovered that Welt is married and have a son.... sooo... for me is a pass...
Oh my lord, it is 11 at night and I am trying so hard not to laugh and wake up my sister. 🤣
Casually using Jing Yuan for his powerful position.
I see ya there.
Fun fact, Xianzhou people gets mara-struck at around the age of 800, so a lot of the characters are not as old as most people thought they might be. Like Jingyuan might be around 800 years old, and Yukong is probably around 500-600, or less.
Yukong would be dead foxians are one of the few long lifers that have a limited age and most pass at around 300. Yukong is 246.
So like... 80 😂
4:37 sweats while looking at ayaka and ayato "I-I can't?"
Smashing Luka and Geppie is telling me you have a very good taste young lady~
Me: listening to your opinions about dan hang IL
My Brain: I think Inhibitor Lunae is just Dan Hang with a dragon c*ck.
Me: Laughing, wheezing, crying
Blade is an immediate smash
CAELUS; smash, like obvi hes literally the best
Hineko: thanks? But just a kiss or something
Welt: ….smash but questionable 😭
Kafka; im so sorry pass im not into dom mommies type😭
Seele: not really my type too more like a sister
gepard: SMASH like?? YES?
jing yuan: YES YES, i just love mature men 😞💗
Blade: i want to say pass but smash, but like one night stand typa way 😭
March: SMASHHHHHHH were dating canon
Dan heng: SMASHHHHH i love himmm 😭 im so sorrry hes just❤
Asta: more of a friend than anything
Serval: im genuinly sorry i dont really like older sister type 😭😭pass
Natasha: yes? But not smash 😭
Pela: yes, smash
Sampo: SMASH, but situationship sadly😞😞
Luka: im sorry pass i dont like his vibe 😭
Ting yun: like i said i dont like mommies 😭
Yukong: now see this is the PROPER DOM MOM and only exception i like her but in a flirtation smash😭
Silver wolf: 50/50 smash but in a situation type 😭
Bronya: pass im sorry idk shes more of a career woman so go girlie
Luocha: hmm… SMASH but more of a one night stand✌🏻😞
IL: SMASHHHHHHHHH I LITERALLY LOVE LONG HAIR MEN hes just perfect, but i love dan heng more tho🥲💗
Fu xuan: ok yes… smash but in a relationship way? Not in a fuck way
Svarog: no comment ☝️😭
Scrulum: smash… in a relationship way
Jingliu: ehhh nahhh pass im sorry 😭😭
Cocolia: no sadly 😭
VANTILLIA; no😭😭 HAHApass
Ok imma add penacony characters here too cuh why not 🥲
Sunday: smash, like husband type smash
Adventurine; SMASHHHHHH but one night stand typa way
Doctor ratio: hmm.. smash but id be SMACKED
Firefly: smash but in a girlfriend way like march
Robin: smash? Id be on a date with her but like dont go further than that
Sparkle:i want to say smash but pass for obvious reasons💀
Black swan: again im not into mommies so pass 😭
Acheron: pass? Idk why but pass
Gallagher: SMASSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH but like one night stand only ✌🏻😭
9:41 I’m never gonna be able to unsee that.
Dan Heng is so much more my type that I wasn’t even tempted to pull for Imbibitor Lunae even if they’re technically the same person
Also Would Blade, Luka, Serval, Gepard, Dan Heng and M!Trailblazer
Oh wow I was so surprised to hear Sampo pronounced correctly!!! Really took me off guard, props for Minsleif
5:42
Bronya is an instant pass because I don't want Seele to kill me, and that's ... that's kind of the extent of that.
As for Luca ... I once said that my type is Vi from League of Legends and I'm pretty sure he fits that bill xD
It's funny to think of waking up the next day welt being like "I... hope that was as good for you as it was for me." And sitting in the lounge sipping coffee
When I saw Sampo on screen I screamed smash so loudly my siblings gave me a funny look
GEPARD HUBBY MATERIAL IS SO REAL
Dan Heng? Yeah, no thanks, pass.
Imbibitor Lunae? GET ME IN THERE ASKJSKHJSMASH
The most sad is another himeko from honkai impact but this is different himeko i really like him so much 0:34
Nanook. I want nanook so BAD
I’ll smash Welt. I know he a married man in an alternate universe (HI3) but imma take him to a different galaxy to make it work lmao! That never happened, he’s always been mine
The moment she said open up about his past to Loucha triggered flashbacks of my past traumas about Otto and Void Archives
Luka's too pretty, I need my fighter men with some more mass, so pass. But Svarog? Smash, hard smash
6:33
"She stole my PANTS!"
lol😂