Can You Tune A Fish?

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  • @maxwell_edison
    @maxwell_edison 5 місяців тому +8949

    This is not a normal thought, this is disgusting.

    • @venomew
      @venomew 5 місяців тому +1360

      ermmm no this is epic

    • @unknown6390
      @unknown6390 5 місяців тому +542

      I agree but it's a great demonstration of electrical and audio engineerinh

    • @darthmemeious9526
      @darthmemeious9526 5 місяців тому +345

      This is literally a simplification of an art piece where you can even listen to music made by a decomposing animal. This is beyond science if you ask me

    • @kemphoss-4791
      @kemphoss-4791 5 місяців тому +116

      and its even a little funny too

    • @jimothyjimone
      @jimothyjimone 5 місяців тому +177

      Disgustingly brilliant.

  • @QualityDoggo
    @QualityDoggo 5 місяців тому +10703

    Of course you can tune a fish, they have scales!

    • @WhoTookMewtwocoder
      @WhoTookMewtwocoder 5 місяців тому +195

      👏

    • @InventorZahran
      @InventorZahran 5 місяців тому +295

      Major scales or minor scales? Have you ever seen a fish with pentatonic scales?

    • @gallium-gonzollium
      @gallium-gonzollium 5 місяців тому +225

      @@InventorZahranDoryan Scale.

    • @madeofmandrake1748
      @madeofmandrake1748 5 місяців тому +233

      ​@@InventorZahranWould a rainbow trout have chromatic scales?

    • @_notabee
      @_notabee 5 місяців тому +30

      @@madeofmandrake1748i'm dying

  • @reedoken6143
    @reedoken6143 5 місяців тому +3401

    Professional unemployed friend on a tuesday afternoon behavior

    • @naginidevip9406
      @naginidevip9406 3 місяці тому +27

      "Jerry, get a job." 😂

    • @mrcat5508
      @mrcat5508 3 місяці тому +14

      This comment is a bit fishy. I think you are the friend that your talking about

    • @reedoken6143
      @reedoken6143 3 місяці тому +10

      ​@@mrcat5508 I was that friend for a year or so while going to school, but I am now a professionally employed friend. I do aspire to one day partake in more unemployed friend behavior though

    • @nickkorkodylas5005
      @nickkorkodylas5005 3 місяці тому +1

      Slob did not even use a tuna but a trout!

    • @Tellmo252
      @Tellmo252 Місяць тому

      I think that's the fish talking.

  • @gatebuildr
    @gatebuildr 5 місяців тому +9367

    Playing with your food vs playing your food

    • @Jazztoasty101
      @Jazztoasty101 5 місяців тому +27

      Agreed

    • @thepoiedit7246
      @thepoiedit7246 5 місяців тому +15

      clever

    • @ProPants37
      @ProPants37 5 місяців тому +13

      creative comment lol

    • @TWmOrfar
      @TWmOrfar 5 місяців тому +40

      unknowingly eating something spicy would be "getting played by your food"

    • @-THE-CHICKENMAN
      @-THE-CHICKENMAN 5 місяців тому +5

      Playing (with) your food

  • @muhammedemirfiliz1277
    @muhammedemirfiliz1277 4 місяці тому +1586

    Mom: You are gonna be a Musician.
    Dad: You are gonna be an Engineer.
    The kid:

    • @Freddisred
      @Freddisred 4 місяці тому +65

      Grandpa: You are gonna be a Fish!

    • @muhammedemirfiliz1277
      @muhammedemirfiliz1277 4 місяці тому +13

      @@Freddisred"what kind?"
      🐟🐠🐡🦈

    • @sethbaldwin131
      @sethbaldwin131 3 місяці тому +23

      Grandma: "He's gonna be a marine biologist."

    • @Amins88
      @Amins88 3 місяці тому +4

      Porque no los dos?

    • @handlemonium
      @handlemonium 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Amins88¿Porque no los tres?

  • @RedneckRough
    @RedneckRough 4 місяці тому +585

    “I’m in a band.”
    “Oh yeah, what do you play?”
    “Fish.”

    • @franciscocolorado3028
      @franciscocolorado3028 3 місяці тому +29

      "I play the bass"

    • @karameldanzen
      @karameldanzen 3 місяці тому +19

      "You mean bass?"
      "No."

    • @notafraidofchange
      @notafraidofchange 3 місяці тому +3

      “No, not WHO do you play wi- wait, what? You play with Phish?! 🤨 How come I ain’t never hearda you?”

  • @SerabiiBot
    @SerabiiBot 5 місяців тому +4247

    No, but a tin can.
    wait, wrong joke

  • @disuko
    @disuko 5 місяців тому +5114

    now install it in an art museum and let people play the fish piano, casually detuning itself as the fish rots as a metaphor for artistic expression throughout life or something

    • @JamesThigpen
      @JamesThigpen 5 місяців тому +231

      This is actually a great idea

    • @TheBcoolGuy
      @TheBcoolGuy 5 місяців тому +125

      Is the secondary priority of determining the art's actual meaning also art?

    • @BenGilman
      @BenGilman 5 місяців тому +63

      I wonder if any museum would be okay with the smell

    • @cybergothstudios94
      @cybergothstudios94 5 місяців тому +43

      The problem with society is that we live in a society.

    • @kladius8045
      @kladius8045 5 місяців тому +28

      Better than nowadays “modern arts”

  • @leviathan5792
    @leviathan5792 5 місяців тому +6129

    Missed opportunity to play a bass

    • @ModerationLabs
      @ModerationLabs 5 місяців тому +64

      Fr..

    • @The_Black_Hole
      @The_Black_Hole 5 місяців тому

      He did slap that fish though

    • @HU1212ICAN3
      @HU1212ICAN3 5 місяців тому +210

      But alas, a bass isn't a tuna. So it wouldn't fulfill the joke.

    • @Oyakinya-Izuki
      @Oyakinya-Izuki 5 місяців тому +298

      ​@@HU1212ICAN3just tuna a bass

    • @kurtkurtson9111
      @kurtkurtson9111 5 місяців тому +74

      @@Oyakinya-Izuki But everyone already knows you can tuna a bass

  • @illuminati955
    @illuminati955 3 місяці тому +229

    theres something so funny about the dead ass fish just sitting there while a chiptune song plays from a bunch of pins stuck into it lmaoo

    • @keaulanakapule
      @keaulanakapule 2 місяці тому +3

      What's an ass fish?

    • @thesmartstickguy1145
      @thesmartstickguy1145 2 місяці тому

      ​@@keaulanakapuledead ass fish

    • @awildjared1396
      @awildjared1396 Місяць тому +1

      @@keaulanakapule a side effect of swamp ass, other side effects may include: shrek, soiled underwear, mushrooms, or all 4 if severe

  • @zeldomaine
    @zeldomaine 3 місяці тому +149

    i'm losing my mind the footage of just the thousand yard stare of the dead fish with the out of tune notes playing so pitifully in the background

    • @momoha222
      @momoha222 Місяць тому +1

      Same here lol!! I wish there was someone I know I could share it with who would also find that funny, but sadly, I know they'll just think I'm weird af... Glad to see I'm not the only weird one

  • @TheRealMycanthrope
    @TheRealMycanthrope 5 місяців тому +1077

    "This tone is fucking raw!"
    -Gordon Ramsay, probably-

    • @relliken3773
      @relliken3773 5 місяців тому +15

      @TheRealMycanthrope ahhh this had me crying of laughter

    • @handlemonium
      @handlemonium 3 місяці тому

      Lucifer must torture fish like this in Hell's Kitchen

  • @mh1970
    @mh1970 5 місяців тому +1181

    This guy pulls up to band practice with a dead fish in a guitar case.

    • @arya31ful
      @arya31ful 4 місяці тому +59

      Even worse, he might be a bassist too.
      Dude brought a dead fish just for a lousy pun.

    • @nickpetralia223
      @nickpetralia223 3 місяці тому +7

      so what instrument do you play. Bass.

    • @handlemonium
      @handlemonium 3 місяці тому +3

      Ah yes, the freezer fillet Do-It-Yourself Big Mouth Billy Bass

    • @thesodormodeller
      @thesodormodeller 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@nickpetralia223Sea Bass is my favourite instrument 😂

    • @sam-gp3ov
      @sam-gp3ov 2 місяці тому +2

      @@arya31ful bro you cant just call him bassist, you dont even know him

  • @bassguitarbill
    @bassguitarbill 5 місяців тому +3309

    You had me at "flesh potentiometer"

    • @sockthustra8749
      @sockthustra8749 5 місяців тому

      Cruelty Squad ass

    • @peashootercat
      @peashootercat 5 місяців тому +79

      flesh panopticon

    • @kapa_nitori
      @kapa_nitori 5 місяців тому +58

      this sounds like an ultrakill boss

    • @Lowlytranquiluse
      @Lowlytranquiluse 5 місяців тому +26

      ⁠​⁠@@kapa_nitorip-3 leak

    • @yall_girl_eve
      @yall_girl_eve 5 місяців тому +14

      @@kapa_nitori Hakita will make p-3 music using this

  • @anonymanonymus4706
    @anonymanonymus4706 3 місяці тому +62

    Now, the next logical question would be "can you run Doom on a fish?"

  • @Vesdus
    @Vesdus 3 місяці тому +37

    - Tunes 3 notes on a fish
    - Immediately plays Smoke on the Water.
    Nice.

  • @autumn7
    @autumn7 5 місяців тому +464

    11:12 may be the saddest sounding thing i've heard in my life yet simultaneously the funniest?? the visual of this goddamn fish playing this and it sounding so awful is just. i'm so confused about what i'm feeling.

    • @Yaddlezap
      @Yaddlezap 5 місяців тому +11

      Hushabye Baby Shark

    • @ddude1212
      @ddude1212 5 місяців тому +57

      i'm convinced the emotion this sequence portrays is not one that exists within the boundaries of human comprehension.

    • @GoldenSeraph
      @GoldenSeraph 4 місяці тому +55

      I don't think I can fully comprehend the utter horrors of this arrogance display. Dissected and decomposing flesh pierced by wiring, belittled and reduced to a mere plaything. A declaration of humanity's distain for life and the natural order. It is a violation of every bit of sacredness in life alongside us. But it is also peak meme material, tbh.

    • @thefutureismeaninglessthep7364
      @thefutureismeaninglessthep7364 4 місяці тому +37

      ​@@GoldenSeraphgod gave us sentience and we strangled him so he wouldn't watch us tuna fish, it's his fault.

    • @TheLawlessRogue
      @TheLawlessRogue 3 місяці тому +6

      it was so sad that I couldn't help laughing from how taken aback I was, oh my god 😭😭

  • @chrisronin
    @chrisronin 5 місяців тому +1328

    your science was so preoccupied with whether or not you COULD tune-a-fish, you never stopped to think whether you SHOULD tune-a-fish.

  • @Mare_Man
    @Mare_Man 5 місяців тому +519

    When the bard spends just a little too much time with the necromancer and artificer

    • @keaulanakapule
      @keaulanakapule 2 місяці тому +3

      This should be a side quest in the next Elder Scrolls

    • @Amy_the_Lizard
      @Amy_the_Lizard 2 місяці тому +5

      And the Druid watches on in horror...

  • @acd6374
    @acd6374 4 місяці тому +93

    If Howtobasic took his meds and was teaching us music theory.

  • @imlxh7126
    @imlxh7126 5 місяців тому +12

    Fun fact: a composer/inventor named Bruce Haack made a similar instrument to this out of *human flesh.* Don't worry, nobody got hurt. He called it the "Dermatron", and it functioned by him completing a circuit between his hand (wearing an electrified bracelet connected to a tone generator) and the forehead of his partner Ted (who was sitting on a sheet of aluminum foil which was also connected). The more of Bruce's hand touched Ted, the higher the theremin-like note was, due to the fact that there was more surface area to complete the circuit.

  • @yeah8767
    @yeah8767 5 місяців тому +1252

    This is what id like to imagine cave johnson was doing in his early days

    • @InventorZahran
      @InventorZahran 5 місяців тому +75

      He probably injected a potato with fish DNA to see what would happen, and ended up with a fish that tasted like baked potato...

    • @cherrynebbie
      @cherrynebbie 5 місяців тому +8

      that makes so much sense omg

    • @Cinarbayramic
      @Cinarbayramic 5 місяців тому +22

      to my knowledge he used to make bathroom curtains then he started doing science

    • @Streetcleanergaming
      @Streetcleanergaming 5 місяців тому +10

      This is what he did before the combustible lemon

    • @cherrynebbie
      @cherrynebbie 5 місяців тому +25

      “now, you all know the jokes. you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish. but I’m not so certain that’s the case. the lab boys said it was impossible, that tuning a fish would require time, effort…who cares what they think? i gotta learn true science!”

  • @KingMB_XJ_Official
    @KingMB_XJ_Official 5 місяців тому +367

    This went from disproving a funny joke to making a flesh stylophone way too fast.

  • @TheRazorGuy2
    @TheRazorGuy2 5 місяців тому +307

    Imagine dying for the express purpose of becoming a “flesh potentiometer”

    • @Sirawxy
      @Sirawxy 3 місяці тому +1

      That’s quite useful 😂

    • @ntray3729
      @ntray3729 3 місяці тому +1

      @@dbptwg nah whyd he

    • @Lakita2880
      @Lakita2880 3 місяці тому +2

      Nah, I'd rather be a science experiment than be food, or just rotting away.​@@dbptwg

  • @knightbro19
    @knightbro19 4 місяці тому +30

    This is peak 3am UA-cam recommendations right here

  • @cabooey2905
    @cabooey2905 3 місяці тому +10

    imagine being the fish watching some dude from heaven seeing his lifeless body get probed to produce the hardest beat ever

  • @SerabiiBot
    @SerabiiBot 5 місяців тому +1299

    The fishy end result sounds awfully grim. Like its warning you of a devastating flood of fish some time in the future.

    • @Omena0
      @Omena0 5 місяців тому +17

      Fishy ..

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 5 місяців тому +56

      It really puts a different angler on this fish.

    • @givlupi2686
      @givlupi2686 5 місяців тому +21

      It's like a song from FAITH

    • @normalfacestars
      @normalfacestars 5 місяців тому +7

      @@givlupi2686 *secret boss unlocked* :the devil’s pet fish

    • @nicoliedolpot7213
      @nicoliedolpot7213 5 місяців тому +7

      it's literally a corpse

  • @shammytv
    @shammytv 5 місяців тому +936

    this video speaks to me in ways i didn't know i spoke

    • @Terracrafty
      @Terracrafty 5 місяців тому +4

      no way it's the owl

    • @nezik
      @nezik 5 місяців тому +2

      🐟👍

    • @sock7896
      @sock7896 5 місяців тому +1

      hey ive seen you on twitter

    • @encryptedmaze
      @encryptedmaze 5 місяців тому +1

      you get it

    • @kayagorzan
      @kayagorzan 5 місяців тому +6

      The universal language of fish

  • @Peteboi64932
    @Peteboi64932 5 місяців тому +694

    Conclution: You can tune a guitar, *and* you can tuna fish.

    • @uninable
      @uninable 5 місяців тому +51

      but can you tuna guitar?

    • @Thestuffdoer
      @Thestuffdoer 5 місяців тому +14

      @@uninableDONT GIVE HIM IDEAS

    • @Heyght
      @Heyght 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@uninable ono

    • @zaneaguilar5274
      @zaneaguilar5274 5 місяців тому +6

      Conclusion

    • @tjenadonn6158
      @tjenadonn6158 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@@uninable You can bass guitar.

  • @PS1212
    @PS1212 4 місяці тому +25

    If I see this guy at my fish shop, he's not allowed to buy anything

  • @gizmo835
    @gizmo835 4 місяці тому +30

    10:49 microtonal fish

  • @gonderage
    @gonderage 5 місяців тому +404

    aliens that abduct us for food will be like "CAN YOU TUNE A HUMAN?! (I ALMOST DIED)" and jake from statefarm's rotting corpse is just lying there while an alien is playing a jaunty tune

    • @sarantsogtmunkhbaatar6974
      @sarantsogtmunkhbaatar6974 5 місяців тому +21

      There it is the fucking " aliens will di the same to us" crap.

    • @cameronschyuder9034
      @cameronschyuder9034 5 місяців тому

      @@sarantsogtmunkhbaatar6974if aliens are at least similar intellect and capable as us, find us useful to eat and not useful for anything else, have the same morality as most humans (own species over other species), then yes, they can and may do this to us. I’m also sure the OP was just making lighthearted dark humor
      Edit for clarity

    • @TG_Flash
      @TG_Flash 5 місяців тому +22

      @@sarantsogtmunkhbaatar6974I always think it’s hilarious when people say that

    • @FireTheNuclearMissiles
      @FireTheNuclearMissiles 5 місяців тому +20

      WTF Lmao why jake from statefarm specifically?!

    • @auroraa4050
      @auroraa4050 4 місяці тому +2

      this is hilarious thank you

  • @ericlotze7724
    @ericlotze7724 5 місяців тому +693

    Tuning for Temperature/Humidity Changes ❌
    Tuning for *Decomposition* 👍

    • @STRIDER_503
      @STRIDER_503 5 місяців тому +49

      *_MUSIC TO DECOMPOSE WITH_*

    • @ericlotze7724
      @ericlotze7724 5 місяців тому +41

      @@STRIDER_503 lol, that has me thinking
      “beats to decompose/fossilize to”

    • @thesysop4998
      @thesysop4998 5 місяців тому +8

      @@ericlotze7724 Either that's a playlist or that needs to be made into one IMMEDIATELY

    • @NitroNinja324
      @NitroNinja324 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@STRIDER_503We've been composing music long enough.

  • @janvdb6897
    @janvdb6897 5 місяців тому +254

    Now how did the UA-cam algorithm figure this one out for me? Electronics engineer, guitar player and fisherman. This is literally the perfect blend of me 😅 Really enjoyed this one, thanks!

    • @gallixypegasuss1546
      @gallixypegasuss1546 5 місяців тому +8

      >Fisherman
      >Loves puns and dad jokes
      >Plays videogames
      Yeah I concur

    • @senrioflove
      @senrioflove 5 місяців тому +8

      I'm just fucking weird and UA-cam is picking up on that

  • @fancyultrafresh3264
    @fancyultrafresh3264 5 місяців тому +8

    The way you mentioned “powering up the fish” and had no pause for thought or appreciation makes me understand you better than any other video could.

  • @inputfailed
    @inputfailed 5 місяців тому +11

    "This guy's a serial killer for sure" - My girlfriend

  • @KeegsRiffs
    @KeegsRiffs 5 місяців тому +524

    I was hoping to see mayonnaise used as an instrument instead of mustard, but I'm glad you could tuna fish.

    • @andrewhiser9965
      @andrewhiser9965 5 місяців тому +3

      Same lol

    • @gibbypeen5826
      @gibbypeen5826 5 місяців тому

      ua-cam.com/video/A5jnftBQw2U/v-deo.htmlsi=JnRrJ07J9zWT5nzL Do I have the video for you!

    • @timekeeper1656
      @timekeeper1656 5 місяців тому +16

      Is mayonnaise an instrument?

    • @Jessica18010
      @Jessica18010 5 місяців тому +14

      ⁠@@timekeeper1656No Patrick, Mayonnaise is not an instrument

    • @novasolarius8763
      @novasolarius8763 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@Jessica18010 It almost certainly is.

  • @TheCyclonesEye
    @TheCyclonesEye 5 місяців тому +327

    Why did I know the (first) fish 'song' was gonna be Smoke on the Water

    • @DinoMomPlays
      @DinoMomPlays 5 місяців тому +34

      smoked salmon!

    • @Enkinanna
      @Enkinanna 5 місяців тому +6

      it is the first song

    • @markdoyle9642
      @markdoyle9642 5 місяців тому +5

      HILARIOUS!! The 5th RULE of Electric Circuits is that MAGIC SMOKE cannot be Reinserted! Perhaps..we discovered an exception to reclaim Magic Smoke in the form of "Smoked Salmon"(?) HUGE SMILE... RESPECT! Thanks...,

  • @supervirus001
    @supervirus001 5 місяців тому +304

    4:38 Can't believe you would pass on the opportunity of making a "is mayonnaise an instrument" joke

    • @Jessica18010
      @Jessica18010 5 місяців тому +18

      Is mustard an instrument?

    • @widmo206
      @widmo206 5 місяців тому +10

      @@Jessica18010 Apparently, yes

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 5 місяців тому +5

      @me searching it up to find a full Megalovania cover done by a jar of mayonnaise. It's legit.

    • @AhvenanmaanRadiokanavaKaksi
      @AhvenanmaanRadiokanavaKaksi 3 місяці тому +1

      It's a boring joke done to death.

    • @TheYoshimon
      @TheYoshimon 3 місяці тому

      ​@@AhvenanmaanRadiokanavaKaksi NOOO this is Patrick

  • @armorhide406
    @armorhide406 4 місяці тому +10

    I'm SO glad that thought got stuck in your head and you let it win. Massive respect

  • @MattFerr100
    @MattFerr100 3 місяці тому +6

    Imagine being killed by psychopath and being played as an instrument for a video

  • @lavender_corner
    @lavender_corner 5 місяців тому +109

    A fish being monophonic is not a complaint I thought I’d ever hear

  • @samkerski
    @samkerski 5 місяців тому +74

    "So we can actually power up this fish"
    The casual dismissiveness with which this line was said got a solid belly-laugh outta me

  • @Tisbeef
    @Tisbeef 5 місяців тому +92

    This guy is the calm and collected version of Michael reeves

    • @Booksforthewin
      @Booksforthewin 5 місяців тому +10

      Micheal Reeves was once calm and collected

  • @ShlokParab
    @ShlokParab 23 дні тому +1

    11:20 I am hearing Sheldon's "Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty" song.

  • @kaiser7637
    @kaiser7637 3 місяці тому +4

    Jeffery Dahmer, Beethoven, and an electrical engineer walk into a bar…

    • @cgecko3
      @cgecko3 2 місяці тому

      Beethoven: WHAT!? SPEAK UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
      Electrical engineer: I said YOU CAN'T TUNA FISH!!!
      Beethoven: YOU WANT TO TUNE A FISH!?!!?!?!!?!!? WE CAN DO THAT NOW?????
      Electrical engineer:.....You know what I got layed off recently I have the free time. YES!!!!!!!
      This was the end result.

  • @florian76
    @florian76 5 місяців тому +98

    10:27 He's actually playing "Mr. Salmon" from the Cod Ettes. Classy!

  • @artykeldeo
    @artykeldeo 5 місяців тому +233

    as a musician, you did not tune a fish. i was just in agony the entire time listening to this
    wonderful work on everything else!

  • @nikkiofthevalley
    @nikkiofthevalley 5 місяців тому +125

    The term "flesh potentiometer" is not something I wish to hear ever again.

    • @bobthegamingtaco6073
      @bobthegamingtaco6073 5 місяців тому +12

      Bring out the potential of your flesh!

    • @Frommerman
      @Frommerman 5 місяців тому +2

      This is an extremely trans message and I completely agree.

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley 5 місяців тому +4

      @@Frommerman How is it a trans message? Is it just because of my profile picture, or is there something about the way I type that makes it obvious that I'm trans?

    • @thepotatoportal69
      @thepotatoportal69 5 місяців тому +2

      "From the moment I understood the strength of my flesh, it disgusted me."

    • @thesysop4998
      @thesysop4998 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Frommerman Bro are you good lmao??

  • @Verttim
    @Verttim 3 місяці тому +9

    Now this is what the internet was made for

    • @Bob94390
      @Bob94390 3 місяці тому +1

      Yes, I have had enough of cat videos.

  • @KarstenPHT
    @KarstenPHT 4 місяці тому +2

    2040: can you tune a human's vocal cords manually

  • @DeadNotSleeping789
    @DeadNotSleeping789 5 місяців тому +59

    I love off the wall internet science like this. This is going into a playlist with cooking a chicken by slapping it and making a fork out of salt.

  • @Toad_Hugger
    @Toad_Hugger 5 місяців тому +32

    Push the voltage up so you can have a cooked fish by the end of the song >:)

  • @vega2561
    @vega2561 5 місяців тому +162

    I've arrived at a new high point in my bizarre life

  • @Owen_loves_Butters
    @Owen_loves_Butters 3 місяці тому +7

    4:43 What... how could you possibly miss the golden opportunity to use mayonnaise here, and therefore make mayonnaise an instrument??

  • @dr.crackfish4371
    @dr.crackfish4371 5 місяців тому +46

    Thanks for the warning, when I am exposed to music theory I get violent and burn stuff.

  • @Fetchdafish
    @Fetchdafish 5 місяців тому +28

    There’s two kinds of people on the internet. The kind that watch videos like this when they’re bored and the kind that produce them.

  • @resiknoiro7506
    @resiknoiro7506 5 місяців тому +43

    12:25 that background is so evil. i thought my screen was extremely dirty

  • @vlaicud
    @vlaicud 4 місяці тому +3

    I can't tell if this is a music channel, a food channel or an engineering channel but I'm glad to be here

  • @gsus3918
    @gsus3918 4 місяці тому +11

    2:10 The fish is showing some resistance to the music

  • @FileNotFound404
    @FileNotFound404 5 місяців тому +107

    and just like that, every dad in the world suddenly felt an imbalance in the force

  • @greyw0lv
    @greyw0lv 5 місяців тому +199

    my issue with tunafish is that you end up using so much tech, you don't even need the fish. Excellent work tho.

    • @jlco
      @jlco 5 місяців тому +83

      But the point wasn't to play a fish, just to tune a fish.

    • @dolphinhispanic
      @dolphinhispanic 5 місяців тому +28

      The signals were traveling through the fish at different lengths, creating the different pitches. This can't work without the fish.

    • @franz.francisco
      @franz.francisco 5 місяців тому +19

      @@dolphinhispanici think what they meant is that it didn't need to be a fish. you could technically do this with anything that conducts, right?

    • @ticklezcat5191
      @ticklezcat5191 5 місяців тому +15

      @@franz.francisco You could tune your flesh.

    • @jeffs1571
      @jeffs1571 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@franz.franciscoTheoretically, yes. But that's less fun

  • @rebel1324
    @rebel1324 2 місяці тому +1

    From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.

  • @oldensad5541
    @oldensad5541 2 місяці тому +1

    Humans watching sci-fi horror:
    Oh, come on! Why do this aliens do all this horrible and disgusting stuff?! It makes no sense!
    Also humans:

  • @audreyfaye5262
    @audreyfaye5262 5 місяців тому +12

    11:12 sounds just like a middle school band concert. Outstanding job!

  • @okayipulluphoppinouttadaaf2012
    @okayipulluphoppinouttadaaf2012 5 місяців тому +112

    "holy shit that fish put out 2000 hp" my dumbass thinking about cars"

    • @widmo206
      @widmo206 5 місяців тому +22

      "Damn, that fish has 2000 hp?"

    • @thesysop4998
      @thesysop4998 5 місяців тому

      *elden ring boss music and a healthbar*

  • @rowmacnezumi8953
    @rowmacnezumi8953 5 місяців тому +63

    It's like the spirit of the fish is wailing in digitally synthesized agony.

  • @Jaspberries14
    @Jaspberries14 Місяць тому +1

    theres cancer, war, murder, injustice, and were trying to figure out how to tune a fish...... this is the best generation.

  • @Gortex.
    @Gortex. 3 місяці тому +1

    11:11 eerily haunting, would make amazing music for the background of a video game

  • @BrotherStororius
    @BrotherStororius 5 місяців тому +30

    from the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh it disgusted me

    • @waffling0
      @waffling0 5 місяців тому +13

      your flesh is no longer weak, it is now a midi device

    • @Mare_Man
      @Mare_Man 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@waffling0 Imagine a Tech-Priest turning your thigh meat into a midi organ

  • @fallbranch
    @fallbranch 5 місяців тому +49

    This is like something they'd have in an indie horror game.

  • @mario03216
    @mario03216 5 місяців тому +62

    you ever watch a vid and go "oh yeah. this channel's going places" and you feel kinda special for finding it in it's infancy? i feel that rn.
    masterfully done video.

  • @freshbred2031
    @freshbred2031 2 місяці тому +1

    This is the first time i've seen another person other than myself have a ti-89. I'm so happy.

  • @TheHazbean-ks3gi
    @TheHazbean-ks3gi 3 місяці тому +3

    This fish in heaven thinking “I was killed to prove a stupid pun wrong???”

  • @pokemonduck
    @pokemonduck 5 місяців тому +18

    ''Why did you lose your one life in the existence of the universe?''
    ''A guy wanted to see if he could tune a dead animal''

    • @1stCallipostle
      @1stCallipostle 5 місяців тому +3

      You could probably tune a living fish. You'd have to be quick, and probably couldn't play for very long before it's dead, but it's probably doable

    • @moorooster223
      @moorooster223 5 місяців тому +1

      @@1stCallipostle that's terrifying

    • @cameronschyuder9034
      @cameronschyuder9034 5 місяців тому +3

      @@moorooster223comments like this are why the IRB, IBC, and IACUC exist (institutional ethic boards for scientific research, each for a specific group of research subjects and purpose)

  • @collinschofield808
    @collinschofield808 5 місяців тому +24

    Looking at the thumbnail, I was expecting it to be like a TENS machine but making the fish flop oscillating at a frequency of notes 😂

  • @markdoyle9642
    @markdoyle9642 5 місяців тому +17

    The 5th RULE of Electric Circuits and thermodynamics is that once MAGIC SMOKE is released, it cannot be Reinserted! ....Perhaps..you discovered an exception to Enthalpy where Magic Smoke Free Energy can be recovered in the form of "Smoked Salmon" HUGE SMILE... RESPECT! Thanks Ha Ha Ha, this is GREAT fun!

  • @nygelpereira6540
    @nygelpereira6540 3 місяці тому +2

    4:15 Smoke on the fish

  • @BluemateVA
    @BluemateVA 2 місяці тому +1

    As a trombonist and pun enthusiast, this is Cinema

  • @Blue-Science
    @Blue-Science 5 місяців тому +46

    The algorithm has blessed me with this flesh potentiometing video

  • @mekafinchi
    @mekafinchi 5 місяців тому +25

    thank you random youtube recommendation for showing me something utterly horrifying yet incomprehensibly beautiful

  • @Birdsflight44
    @Birdsflight44 5 місяців тому +27

    Now to terrorize 95% of the punsters in my life.
    The other 5% will be enamored

  • @LilMewwOfficial
    @LilMewwOfficial 3 місяці тому +2

    this is the greatest thing ive seen all day. please upload more good fish god

  • @OATM968
    @OATM968 2 місяці тому +1

    This is what H.R giger would've wanted.

  • @TheBcoolGuy
    @TheBcoolGuy 5 місяців тому +27

    Can you tuna cat? No, but a bear mayonnaise.

  • @aetheralmeowstic2392
    @aetheralmeowstic2392 5 місяців тому +32

    There's also the Bohlen-Pierce scale, where the interval is represented by 3 1/13, or the 13th root of 3
    Yes, this means it's a non-octave scale that repeats at the perfect twelfth, which is called the *tritave* in Bohlen-Pierce terminology.

    • @ChromaLock
      @ChromaLock  5 місяців тому +6

      good shit

    • @thesysop4998
      @thesysop4998 5 місяців тому +4

      And this is why we dont let music majors make money anymore

    • @Bob94390
      @Bob94390 3 місяці тому +1

      @@thesysop4998 Music majors are excellent taxi drivers. They have many interesting, useless things to talk about.

  • @chronickat5453
    @chronickat5453 5 місяців тому +58

    no, but a tin can

    • @xymaryai8283
      @xymaryai8283 5 місяців тому +8

      a can can can can too

    • @우유빙수
      @우유빙수 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@xymaryai8283cursed language

    • @xymaryai8283
      @xymaryai8283 5 місяців тому +1

      @@우유빙수 i 100% agree with you ahahahahaha

    • @Oyakinya-Izuki
      @Oyakinya-Izuki 5 місяців тому

      ​@@xymaryai8283throughout this thoughtful thoughtfulness, though tough, thoughts throughly thought thoroughly

  • @Taeschno_Flo
    @Taeschno_Flo 5 місяців тому +2

    Now implant a speaker into a living fish, hook it up like this and you can call the album Cyberfish

  • @Busser_King
    @Busser_King 3 місяці тому +2

    "What do you play?"
    "The fish"

  • @PflanzenLP
    @PflanzenLP 5 місяців тому +23

    1:28 Paralyzer by Finger Eleven anyone?

    • @movagalbastomp
      @movagalbastomp 5 місяців тому

      Bum tss bum tss bum tss bum tada _music starts_

    • @meticulous_mot
      @meticulous_mot 4 місяці тому +1

      I was thinking more Roundabout but that's more in line with the strum

    • @theanonymousmrgrape5911
      @theanonymousmrgrape5911 3 місяці тому +2

      The kick drum came on in my head as soon as he played that.

  • @uppishcub1617
    @uppishcub1617 5 місяців тому +31

    I preferred the fish stylophone to the fish piano.

  • @Adorablorp
    @Adorablorp 5 місяців тому +16

    You might be able to tune a fish, but you probably still can't pee soup.

    • @peterlewis2178
      @peterlewis2178 5 місяців тому +8

      That's for his OnlyFans

    • @cameronschyuder9034
      @cameronschyuder9034 5 місяців тому +3

      @@peterlewis2178thanks for the mental image, I hate it 💀😭

  • @Skimmitar88
    @Skimmitar88 3 місяці тому

    Your work is truly under rated! That was pretty entertaining to watch, and knowing that water content evaporating would affect the tone, I was impressed you were able to get some music out of it, haha.

  • @advancedwarlord1802
    @advancedwarlord1802 3 місяці тому +2

    When I die I want them to play all the music for my funeral using my body

  • @Naesen
    @Naesen 5 місяців тому +6

    You may live to witness man made horrors beyond your comprehension

  • @Luked4105
    @Luked4105 5 місяців тому +5

    That thumbnail is a work of art.
    So is the video and the musical mackerel, but that's besides the point

  • @Weisz
    @Weisz 5 місяців тому +6

    This is a sick video dude, great work!

    • @ChromaLock
      @ChromaLock  5 місяців тому +2

      much appreciated, especially coming from you!

  • @Killerkoi2975
    @Killerkoi2975 2 місяці тому +1

    In a alternate reality a Rita is tuning a human

  • @earlofnacho
    @earlofnacho 4 місяці тому +3

    Oh god.. what I would do to walk into a bar and see someone on the stage prodding and caressing a wired up fish. It’s been a dream of mine since I was just a guppy. Thank you for giving me a sliver, perhaps even a filet, of hope. You are magnificent.

  • @panagiotispappas1001
    @panagiotispappas1001 5 місяців тому +9

    If I had a device like this and stuck the probes to my arm with tape, wouldn’t it basically work? I could *TUNE A HUMAN*