Thank you so much for doing it! It is so funny. It is also great fodder for additional laughs when used for messing with heads, as seen here. :) It would be interesting to make a version that looks more current, with jokes about current foibles. However, with Flash going away, I'm not sure how one would build such a joke. It might have to be a real program, or even a real OS to run in a VM. Surely it wouldn't be hard to customize a Linux build with a similar-to-Windows-looking shell into something ridiculous that could actually be booted or even installed, right?
@@edifyguy That actually sounds massively complicated! But I'm sure someone's up to the task... personally I'd like to make a new 20th anniversary edition, but that would be in Flash. There's an impressive Flash emulator now and you can always export as an exe so it can be run as a program in Windows, so still plenty of options even with the death of Flash
well both an IT and Is person I know for a fact that most of the programmers out there have no clue how to fix a computer. It really no fault of their own as that is not what they were trained to do.
@LEO&LAMB well... as an English speaker you're suposed to understand that, I mean "what's up dog" is not like the most difficult riddle (I am a Spanish speaker and yet got it)
@@Popinazo bro, “what’s up dog” is a pretty complex slang for someone who probably just took a few English classes in school and learned the rest through friends and some stuff on Internet. Just because you understand it doesn’t mean he has to lmao
@@IceBlueLugia it's not really complex tho. the first time in my mind was Bug Bunny famous word "What's up doc?". I'm not native English speaker either, doc and dog sound familiar to me. also, in many movies, what's up dog or what's up dawg are used many times. I never heard the joke before, so when he first said updog I was confused too. but when the scammer said "what is updog?", I get the joke instantly...
@@IceBlueLugia No, it's not complex. It's one of the first things you hear when you learn any language - different ways to say "hi" and "how are you". IF he learned it through the internet, the fact he doesn't understand it is even more baffling. Stop trying to somehow make this out to be "oh but they don't say it". That rationale doesn't make any sense.
kitboga should add more and more minor things to see if they notice anything. like a clock that counts backwards or an error message that says it really doesnt feel like opening the program.
And suddenly different songs start playing in the background and no one can figure out where it's coming from. I think the error message: Windows does not feel like working now should be accompanied with the song "On No... oh no no no no no.."
The manager on the first call knew exactly what was going on. The first thing he did was cast doubt on whether that was your actual computer as opposed to a virtual window, but you were so quick to say you'd pay that he just went along and hoped he'd get lucky.
You gotta remember about scammers like this, they don't *want* to help you. They don't *need* to help you, they just need to sound confusing enough that you trust them and take your money.
Hopefully most people know they aren’t really doing anything. But that’s the problem. Very few people are computer savvy. And the older ones are even in more trouble 🥹
Wow, a female scammer. That’s like the first one I’ve ever seen. A big step forwards for equal opportunities in being horrible humans! A shame that she’s probably going to be fired after this though
Windows RG had an "Order Food Online" feature. It was a joke feature, but just think... The guy that made it had a multi-million dollar idea and he fuckin wasted it on a joke lmao
I remember 20 years ago phone scammers were a plague. Then phone companies were made responsible for the damages caused. And despite much whining and crying from the phone companies how it was impossible to do anything about these scammers the next day they were gone.
I still get calls from some pre-recorded Indian woman telling me she's calling from a police department in Florida. I live in the Middle row of states lmao. It's still around a little bit
He tricks scammers into singing christmas carols but I love that he still gets excited about getting the scammer to fall for the "What's updog?" thing. (I wrote "carrols" and someone corrected me)
@@THEREDHOTWRECK I’m re-reading past Phil’s comment. The way he said it, I think the Christmas carol thing could be from another video. I can’t remember when he did it.
"Unable to connect. There could be several reasons: 2. The internet is broken" How he read that and did not just hang up there and then I do not know, brilliant!
OMG I’ve watched Kitboga try the ‘updog’ at least 20+ different times… with 20+ different scammers. They NEVER say “ What’s up dog?” I’m so happy he got this!!!👏👏👏 He got the updog! THIS in itself, is a win!
Sadly enough older people like my parents who are in their 70's, never had computers growing up and barely know anything about them now except how to turn them on and check facebook so they will believe anything a scammer says that sounds remotely sophisticated. Thanks to the good work of Kit people are now aware of these scams.
Don't get me wrong, it was funny, but it probably has less to do with being stupid and more to do with Not being a native English speaker. And yeah, I am assuming that from accent, hopefully that's accurate.
He's not stupid. English isn't his first language, therefore he didn't get the joke. The fact that he can speak multiple languages fluently is a sign of a form of intelligence.
@@MeganAllen1738 That's not the reason he didn't get it. A fluent speaker can easily understand something as simple as Updog, especially after Kit explained it. It's more the fact that scammers turn off 80% of their brain and only focus on making their scams work.
@@Auso572 it's a joke that might take a native speaker's familiarity with the language to grasp. Even if I learn Chinese I will not be able to get every Chinese pun. To understand the joke he has to know that "What's up?" is asking someone how/what they're doing & "dog" is how we refer to a friend in slang. How is he supposed to understand the context, implication & inflection automatically just because he knows what the words mean literally?
A virus really could make a fake windows version but the fact that he's connected to the device while it says their is no internet is comedy gold haha.
Back in like 2007 I had a co worker who kept jumping around the updog question for like an hour before she finally snapped at me, and yelled "what the f*** is updog!?" when I replied "not muuuuuuch!" her face got beet red and we both cracked up so hard.
Something's fishy. Windows 95-2000 did not have a Crash option in the Start menu, that function operated on a randomized timer. I work in IT, I'd know.
Another one: have it do an update but it loops forever. Like updating eventually turns into downloading after reaching 100 percent and then it changes to installing, then into processing, then into applying updates, then into reconfiguring... Etc.
@@stevejohnson6593 I'm pretty sure the installer for Windows 95 could exceed 100% on some of its steps. Maybe it wasn't 95 but I really feel like one of the Windows installers back in the day did that.
And at the final 3 steps, it pauses at 98% or 99%, and at the end, it just tells you that it couldn't install the update, so it uninstalls the update, taking the same amount of time, and then you try installing it again, taking the same amount of time (including the uninstall part), and it just keeps going forever and ever until finally the update gets installed. Just one problem. *The computer shuts down and/or presumably crashes immediately after.*
@@cameronspence4977 Even funnier to see a scammer faking to "fix" win RG, it must be a hard task, and as hard as turning a flash program to a fully working OS 😂😂
This flavour of scammer has absolutely no sense of humour, they have no clue about pop culture and they can say English words but have no real understanding of the language, they all wear blinkers and they can't deviate from their script.
The fact that these scammers seriously played along with the "error messages" RG was displaying makes me want to see what would happen if you gave them a fake BSOD that would randomly pop up and say "FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR. Computer Over. Virus = very yes." They probably wouldn't even realize that's not proper english.
It happens by accident sometimes, it'll say click all the cats and sometimes there just aren't any left! But he designs the program so that it doesn't matter which ones you click, it still goes through after a certain number of clicks. They didn't seem to notice when he ran out of correct ones lol. They get really mad when nevaeh starts calling animals the wrong names though! 😂
I would be interested to see scammers try to interact with other obsolete or unusual operating systems, perhaps Linux distros disguised to look like Windows, or if you're really feeling sadistic fling OS/2 or Windows ME at them.
@@Gigachad-mc5qz "you need to install TeamViewer" "oh that might take an hour or two to find all the optimization flags and compile. You better get a coffee my son" ^^
back in the day a mate of mine was running XP with a lovely message like: " windows help could not be found, please refer to windows help for a solution"
Windows RG!!! In 2005 i put this on my grandmas computer and fullscreened it. She went to use it but after a minute of silence i heard her yell "what the hell is this!!!"
They probably have a sample of all your voice characters with a note on everyone’s desk that says “do not try to scam this person, it’s a waste of time. They’re scamming you”
6:10 I like the really small details, that are missing, like how clippy's yellow text box doesnt actually include the arrow at the bottom of it to show that he is talking, it's a yellow box and a white arrow. I honestly don't know if that's intentional or not, but I love it
Idk how I haven't watched this before, but oh my god... hearing Kit absolutely lose his shit cracking up over the ridiculous things on this made it all the better, and made me laugh even harder. Major props to JamesWeb for making this. Microsoft should hire him.
Regarding the custom windows, a message that says "Scammer detected, shutting down" and shuts down the computer once they are almost done with the transaction would be pretty cool :D
UpDog really made me LMAO! :D :D That's brilliant! And the poor dude keeps trying. This scammer reminds me of me when I got clearly rejected by a girl but somehow, I still kept trying and it only got really awkward and humiliating from that point on.
Proud to be a part of all this live..when my great grandkids ask me where was I on the kitboga Rg edition...I can proudly say I watched it all live over the days..Pat's myself on back
10:36 - "Windows is broken." If he does not get that, this is a scammer who should be nowhere near a computer. He probably does more damage to the computers he uses in the call center than he does to his victims' computers.
They try to get elderly people to go to their bank and transfer thousands of dollars overseas, without a clue as to the amounts of obstacles for such a transfer
He did updog successfully. I'm so proud
@@goldkitty12 hejo
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@@INeedYouToBreathe jak się masz
What’s up dog lol haha
Hejka
Hey, I made Windows RG! Love to see my creation from 20 years ago is still doing the rounds and being put to such good use :D
Wow, really? I used to play with it when I was 10.
Thank you so much for doing it! It is so funny. It is also great fodder for additional laughs when used for messing with heads, as seen here. :) It would be interesting to make a version that looks more current, with jokes about current foibles. However, with Flash going away, I'm not sure how one would build such a joke. It might have to be a real program, or even a real OS to run in a VM. Surely it wouldn't be hard to customize a Linux build with a similar-to-Windows-looking shell into something ridiculous that could actually be booted or even installed, right?
Prove it
@@edifyguy That actually sounds massively complicated! But I'm sure someone's up to the task... personally I'd like to make a new 20th anniversary edition, but that would be in Flash. There's an impressive Flash emulator now and you can always export as an exe so it can be run as a program in Windows, so still plenty of options even with the death of Flash
@@squidboii Alright if it's that important to you, I've left you a shout-out on the original Newgrounds submission!
I can’t believe he actually got him with Updog, legendary.
i cant believe he got him this this fake windows
It might not be something people say in India so it makes no sense to the guy.
I really enjoyed it haha
What's updog?
@@Miztickow nothing much, how 'bout you
Imagine a programmer having absolutely no idea how to fix something that causes the computer to crash. So they just rename the thing to "crash"
I would do that
One of the Wing Commander games crashed when you exit the game. So they edited the crash message to say "thanks for playing"!
@@EdKolissmart move
Yeah sounds like a programmer, as a programmer.
well both an IT and Is person I know for a fact that most of the programmers out there have no clue how to fix a computer. It really no fault of their own as that is not what they were trained to do.
Aw, now I'm a bit sad that every start button doesn't have the option to "Order Food".
Kit Boga should release the image file for this “operating system”
just like mmos not keeping the trend to have an order food button. :(
@@nefarious8720 you know it was possible to order food before 3rd party delivery apps & smartphones, right?
@@battlebrother4128 Thee good old days of paper menus and a phone number you had to actually ring, from a landline!
@@micahrogers7536 it’s adobe flash!!!!!!
"You are receiving a popups."
Oh thank God, an expert.
IM DEAD XD
"These wirus are having nature" clearly we're dealing with next level techneeshuns.
" You have to tell me now exactly what the problem you are facing''😊
666 likes, interesting
"Your komputer is a corrupted" 😳
The updog joke was way funnier than it had any right to be.
This is the first time I ever laughed at an updog joke.
It's a Kitboga classic 👌
It’s ‘up doc’ though anyway, isn’t it..?
Like what bugs bunny said... 🤨
@@jamesm2304 no
I'm a little disappointed that the scammer didn't get it.
At this point, I think you could just show them a PowerPoint version of Windows with a "virus" and you could still waste their time.
what a wonderful idea
Yesss!! 😂
Whyrus
I like that the Start menu has "Crash" as an action you can purposefully activate at will. That's both amazing and hilarious.
Chrome actually, legitimately has that feature :D
Type chrome://crash in the address bar
Or chrome://kill for even more fun 😉
@@TheCalcaholic have a shortcut disguised as a normal chrome shortcut
It ez
Basically no different from my real windows computer just not as subtle.
Windows 10 doesn’t need a crash button.
It’s so advanced, that it does that automatically now 🤣
I'm working on making my own custom version of windows, what kind of surprises would you like to see included?
Custom Linux, with no close buttons on windows, and everything is encrypted with blatant giveaways that it is running on a vm
Add a random dancing-like feature into it. Randomly, the computer will blast techno music and make the mouse dance.
Built-in Microsoft branded online banking (so you can't edit the HTML)
Printers and scammers folder
Three words; Animated Gif Backgrounds.
Take them back to the old MySpace days.
That updog bit is 20/10. The fact someone fell so hard for it brings me great joy.
yeah. that scammer is foreign and he doesn't understand that slang.
@LEO&LAMB well... as an English speaker you're suposed to understand that, I mean "what's up dog" is not like the most difficult riddle (I am a Spanish speaker and yet got it)
@@Popinazo bro, “what’s up dog” is a pretty complex slang for someone who probably just took a few English classes in school and learned the rest through friends and some stuff on Internet. Just because you understand it doesn’t mean he has to lmao
@@IceBlueLugia it's not really complex tho. the first time in my mind was Bug Bunny famous word "What's up doc?". I'm not native English speaker either, doc and dog sound familiar to me. also, in many movies, what's up dog or what's up dawg are used many times. I never heard the joke before, so when he first said updog I was confused too. but when the scammer said "what is updog?", I get the joke instantly...
@@IceBlueLugia No, it's not complex. It's one of the first things you hear when you learn any language - different ways to say "hi" and "how are you". IF he learned it through the internet, the fact he doesn't understand it is even more baffling. Stop trying to somehow make this out to be "oh but they don't say it". That rationale doesn't make any sense.
In all my days, I have never seen Kitboga break down laughing IN FRONT of a scammer
Dude really rofl'd on the phone and they didn't say a word.
@@JakeInaitor5000 I think he thought it was whining wich is even funnier xD
I'm pretty sure he muted himself.. lmao
He always mutes, but that one caught him so off guard he didn't get the chance!
The internet is broken
Kit: Oh, you're talking about Updog.
Kit: What's Updog?
Scammer: I don't know, sir.
KIt: ...Clearly
"Who informed you of Operation Upward Canine?!"
Not much, how bout you?
OMG I read this as it happened
can you explain the joke?
@@zoiuduu "what's updog", sounds like "what's up dawg?"
kitboga should add more and more minor things to see if they notice anything. like a clock that counts backwards or an error message that says it really doesnt feel like opening the program.
Lol these are good, you should add them to the comment kit posted here about a custom version of Windows.
That would be awesome
The clock already shows random times every few seconds
"Error: I don't really feel like doing that right now. Try again later."
And suddenly different songs start playing in the background and no one can figure out where it's coming from. I think the error message: Windows does not feel like working now should be accompanied with the song "On No... oh no no no no no.."
That was the best execution / play-out of the updog joke I have ever seen
What's updog ?
@@mohanselvaraj9913 I dont know sir.
@@mohanselvaraj9913 not much, how about you bud?
@@SaintXero clearly.
@@SaintXero lmao
The manager on the first call knew exactly what was going on. The first thing he did was cast doubt on whether that was your actual computer as opposed to a virtual window, but you were so quick to say you'd pay that he just went along and hoped he'd get lucky.
Still wasted at least 30 minutes of that guys time!
I'm impressed by how that second scammer improvised almost as well as Kit can
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Idea: You should have a purposely long name and force the scammer to say your full name every time they address you as its part of your "culture"
That'd actually be funny 😂
the great sultan of secretarian duties and changer of coffee filters at the secondary office location, john smith.
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DO THAT PLZ
Do it, you won’t.
I love how he’s connected to your computer and convinced that your computer cant access the Internet, also I want “order food” under my start menu.
I didn't even think about that! Absolutely hilarious!
could be port- or address/net-dependent
Y same
@@alysdexia no shit sherlock
pro: you have a order free food button
con: it is Cubicle Chow served in a bowl with "Binky" written on it
You gotta remember about scammers like this, they don't *want* to help you. They don't *need* to help you, they just need to sound confusing enough that you trust them and take your money.
Hopefully most people know they aren’t really doing anything. But that’s the problem. Very few people are computer savvy. And the older ones are even in more trouble 🥹
they also know absolutely nothing about technically troubleshooting pcs
“A number of drivers are not responding”. Well no wonder my bus was so late today!
Another reason might be because " These wiruses are having nature'' and the drivers were slow! 😊
i will run a quick scam, i mean scan on your computer sir.
Oopsies Freudian slip
@@jjwang7597 ahhhh the good ol' reliable Freudian slip
wait did this happen in vid, if so timestamp
@@KTibow Not exactly but it almost did. Sounds like he started to say it and then realized what he was saying and caught himself
Next time they make you type your name in a cmd prompt, make your name an actual command
like sfc/scannow lol
Holy shit that's funny
"my first name is 'delete' and my last name is 'c:users/%username%'"
@@dumbbass8867 Well my full name is Robert'); DROP TABLE students;-- but my parents just call me Little Bobby Tables.
fantastic idea, I love it
Wow, a female scammer. That’s like the first one I’ve ever seen. A big step forwards for equal opportunities in being horrible humans! A shame that she’s probably going to be fired after this though
The surprising thing was that she didn't appear to have a fake name, or at least her fake name seemed to be an Indian name
They are getting more and more common
Being a shit person knows no gender
@@Aaron-xq6hvthere's nothing in the script for that!
When the Brit scam buster had access to a scam center surveillance camera and read the woman’s name to her was outstanding.
Windows RG had an "Order Food Online" feature.
It was a joke feature, but just think... The guy that made it had a multi-million dollar idea and he fuckin wasted it on a joke lmao
Tell the first comment above! That’s the guy who made it!
Actually here in Indonesia and many country in southeast Asia was doing that. There are Gojek and Grab
Jokes are cheaper and easier than entrepreneurship lol
The idea wasn't really new anyway. It's just hard to put into practice. Really, really hard.
@@nikkiofthevalley and have become really successful
I know at least one or two people are kicking themselves
I like how Kit forgot to mute himself when he ROFL and the scammer continued talking
Because they're idiots.
Usually they notice that, this guy was just... -__-
Because indians
@@KL005 you comment this everywhere. It's not even funny anymore it's just racist.
@@the-oncomingstorm ok, indian 🙄
Wow i cant believe you laughed about that updog joke for 10 hours lol 2:38 (5pm-12am-3am: look at the time behind his chair lol)
Lol
it was very funny
Hmmmmmmm interesting
I hope this is a joke and you are aware windows RG randomly changes the time every so often
@@arposkraft3616 yes it was a joke
I remember 20 years ago phone scammers were a plague. Then phone companies were made responsible for the damages caused. And despite much whining and crying from the phone companies how it was impossible to do anything about these scammers the next day they were gone.
I wish this was still a thing
I still get calls from some pre-recorded Indian woman telling me she's calling from a police department in Florida. I live in the Middle row of states lmao. It's still around a little bit
"What's up dawg?"
"I don't know sir."
"Clearly"
Because indians
Kitboga, the new Mr. Rogers. He reminds us we are loved, makes us laugh, and teaches important lessons.
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That is one of the nicest comments I've ever received.
I definitely agree.. i love watching his videos and warning family and friends
Except for scammers, but even sometimes he's nice to them.
Absolutely love this comment, so true. for me you win comment of the year
He tricks scammers into singing christmas carols but I love that he still gets excited about getting the scammer to fall for the "What's updog?" thing.
(I wrote "carrols" and someone corrected me)
It’s the little things in life 😊
When it didn't work he should have told the scammer, "I was trying to scam ya!"
Wait when did THAT happen?! The singing Christmas Carols I have to see
@@THEREDHOTWRECK I’m re-reading past Phil’s comment. The way he said it, I think the Christmas carol thing could be from another video.
I can’t remember when he did it.
@@THEREDHOTWRECK I think it’s one where he pits two scammers against each other but there’s more than one of those.
Love when Kit can’t control his laughter from idiotic scammers!! 💜
🎉
That fake ass paperclip had me dying, "Add sponges, I like sponges!" 🤣🤣
It's clippys cousin choppy
@@Silver_wind_1987_ choppy 😂💀
@@RxePlaysMsp yes he likes sponges and scissors
im laughing so hard
I can't believe how hard I laugh at these videos
"Unable to connect. There could be several reasons: 2. The internet is broken"
How he read that and did not just hang up there and then I do not know, brilliant!
this proves they're computer illiterate millennials without any legitimate computer experience
I don't think they actually read that.
There is no greater joy than listening to Kit trying to explain the “what’s up dog” joke to a completely distracted, one track mind scammer. 🤣🤣🤣
He has so much self control I would have lost it myself ahahaha
@@BrianaCunningham although the part where he literally laughed loud enough for the scammers to hear him and they just keep on going... pure gold!!!
Hahaha👏👏👏
that was more beautiful than a summer sunrise
They are dumb creepos chutiya thieves
OMG I’ve watched Kitboga try the ‘updog’ at least 20+ different times… with 20+ different scammers. They NEVER say “ What’s up dog?” I’m so happy he got this!!!👏👏👏
He got the updog! THIS in itself, is a win!
"what is updog"
"i don't know what that is"
"clearly"
STOP
STOP IT
HE'S ALREADY DEAD
No he has to make sure he has to make sure he doesn't return as a zombie.
"windows.dll was found. So Windows has deleted it"
this the the funniest thing I've read in 2021 Lol XD
Indeed. Especially because above that it says "Required dll" :D
I want to "like" this, but it's at 486 likes and I don't want to overclock.
@@MackerelSkyLtd no no no no no no boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo see Dee
*in 2001
If that's the funniest thing you've seen in 2021, maybe you should rethink your life decisions.
Sadly enough older people like my parents who are in their 70's, never had computers growing up and barely know anything about them now except how to turn them on and check facebook so they will believe anything a scammer says that sounds remotely sophisticated. Thanks to the good work of Kit people are now aware of these scams.
No older people check fb on phone :) but when they buy stuff they can get scam
@@lunamoon4880 NO you are wrong! My dad never had a cell phone his entire life lol
"some" older people....
I was like "No matter how stupid someone is, no one's gonna fall for that!" but then the guy goes "What is Updog?" and I died! 😂😂😂😂
Don't get me wrong, it was funny, but it probably has less to do with being stupid and more to do with Not being a native English speaker. And yeah, I am assuming that from accent, hopefully that's accurate.
I know . Kinda like when his password is " I C. . U. P....😂
He's not stupid. English isn't his first language, therefore he didn't get the joke. The fact that he can speak multiple languages fluently is a sign of a form of intelligence.
@@MeganAllen1738 That's not the reason he didn't get it. A fluent speaker can easily understand something as simple as Updog, especially after Kit explained it. It's more the fact that scammers turn off 80% of their brain and only focus on making their scams work.
@@Auso572 it's a joke that might take a native speaker's familiarity with the language to grasp. Even if I learn Chinese I will not be able to get every Chinese pun. To understand the joke he has to know that "What's up?" is asking someone how/what they're doing & "dog" is how we refer to a friend in slang. How is he supposed to understand the context, implication & inflection automatically just because he knows what the words mean literally?
That "up dog" joke went over his head so fast I'm surprised the gust didn't knock him out of his chair
It went over his head at 37,000 feet
He's clearly not a technician. He didn't even know updog. Tsk tsk.
@@beerleaguebrodeur7724 >:D
@@beerleaguebrodeur7724 :V
TEK NEE SHUN
indian
It was in the The office still don't know what there talking about
@@beerleaguebrodeur7724 Nothin much man, what’s up with you?
That awkward moment when you realize that Windows RG is celebrating its 20th anniversary this year.
The best OS ever! Simple layout and void of bloatware.
The creator of it actually mentioned that in another comment on this video, and that they were surprised it was still kicking around lol.
Love how you are lecturing him on basic phone etiquette, right after being on the floor laughing without muting yourself! 😂🤣
A virus really could make a fake windows version but the fact that he's connected to the device while it says their is no internet is comedy gold haha.
well he assumed it was a wireless connection most likely :PPPPPPPPPPPP
@@Morrodin182 wouldn't, a wireless connection still need internet.. just wirelessly?
@@emrahalien2972 Yes it would ... I just assumed the ':PPPPPPPPP' made it clear I was trying to be funny, not trying to be correct ;)
@@emrahalien2972 it doesn't require internet for wireless connection. You can have local network inside of your house for example without Internet.
@@yanasosnovskaya864 yeah i know. But he needs internet to do what he's doing, and you still need internet for wireless connection for that.
Back in like 2007 I had a co worker who kept jumping around the updog question for like an hour before she finally snapped at me, and yelled "what the f*** is updog!?" when I replied "not muuuuuuch!" her face got beet red and we both cracked up so hard.
its been 13 years and you still remember that moment 😂 it must have been very funny
The whats up dog joke thrown in there just to play with him was cruel but im here for it lmao 🤣
I like when kit put in clearly when the bakrichaw crim says I don't understand oh my killed it
Beyond genius
That was hilarious 😂 it made me literally lol
Was sure someone else commented about it 🤣
You know that they are fucking SCAMMERS right?? Not just bad tech people. Lol
This is genuinely one of my favorite kitboga videos, he HAS to do more strange OS pranks
Oh my god. He HAS to do Windows 93 or Windows 96
Something's fishy. Windows 95-2000 did not have a Crash option in the Start menu, that function operated on a randomized timer. I work in IT, I'd know.
Thats why winrg is a more reliable product
"There's viruses are having nature."
Sir David Attenbrough of India xD
That's how they multiply 😂😂
Don't you mean wirus?
Because indians
Well if his computer ''wiruses are having nature'' wouldn't that be the best wirus to have, a nature wirus!😊
and we have blacked your screen, so that the children cannot see the wiruses having nature.
Another one: have it do an update but it loops forever. Like updating eventually turns into downloading after reaching 100 percent and then it changes to installing, then into processing, then into applying updates, then into reconfiguring... Etc.
make the progress bar exceed 100% too without finishin, I've seen it happen randomly lol
@@stevejohnson6593 I'm pretty sure the installer for Windows 95 could exceed 100% on some of its steps. Maybe it wasn't 95 but I really feel like one of the Windows installers back in the day did that.
Make it so the progressbar goes up to 5% and immediately falls to -5%
And at the final 3 steps, it pauses at 98% or 99%, and at the end, it just tells you that it couldn't install the update, so it uninstalls the update, taking the same amount of time, and then you try installing it again, taking the same amount of time (including the uninstall part), and it just keeps going forever and ever until finally the update gets installed. Just one problem.
*The computer shuts down and/or presumably crashes immediately after.*
“You are receiving popups.”
Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed.
"explorer.exe performed an *illegal operation* and will now be closed"
"Windows could not delete
explorer.exe
The file is in use by Windows"
That does happen
They breathe so heavily.
“There is a virus. HHHHHHHH in your computerHHHHHHHH.”
Due to Covid face masks, microphones need to sit right under their nose so you hear anything for the nasal asmr
A wirus.
This guy in particular sounds like he's overweight, in which case, the heavy breathing makes sense.
GenericUsername You actually think these criminals care about wearing masks? And they sound the same as two years ago
Cuddleshock Arts How do you sound overweight? Unfit i can understand, but overweight?
An indian scammer with heavy accent:
*"Hi, my name John Smith, how can I help you?"*
i’d have to change my name! 😂
@@CapysGardenShop lol.😅😅
You do know we have a John Abraham, right? And a Jennifer Winget?
@@dOVERanalyst wait really?
@@fatimazz Yes, just Google. They're legitimate Indian movie & TV stars.
John Abraham was even Mr. India.
The Updog had me cackling!!. Thank you Kit for all your hard work to keep us entertained.
God, I would love a compilation of every time he's tried the updog joke and how the scammer reacted
I couldn't stop laughing when I saw the poorly drawn Clippy. Also Kit giggling like a school girl when seeing stuff come up give me life
It's absolutely hilarious how most of the "OS" looks like it was made by a 5 year old
@@cameronspence4977 Even funnier to see a scammer faking to "fix" win RG, it must be a hard task, and as hard as turning a flash program to a fully working OS 😂😂
KitBoga: I need to go to the supermarket I'm out of mayonnaise
Scammer: Madame that is due to the hackers installing virus on your computer
Because indian
Hackers stole her mayonnaise through screen
*wirus
@@KL005 wow racism so funny haha
ugh, don't you just hate it when hackers install a virus on your computer and take all your mayonnaise
This flavour of scammer has absolutely no sense of humour, they have no clue about pop culture and they can say English words but have no real understanding of the language, they all wear blinkers and they can't deviate from their script.
The fact that these scammers seriously played along with the "error messages" RG was displaying makes me want to see what would happen if you gave them a fake BSOD that would randomly pop up and say "FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR. Computer Over. Virus = very yes." They probably wouldn't even realize that's not proper english.
that's not a good prize!
..And the compy just peed my carpet
Imagine a Windows version with a "Call Microsoft Tech Support" button on the start menu.
“Order Food” hahaha I wish real Windows would add that in their system hahaha
I saw that too and laughed hahaha
It's funny how this was a silly joke in 2002 but now we have grubhub, postmates, etc.
That could've saved windows phone OS
I wanted to see them click on crash tbh.
That’d be awesome actually.
This one was my personal favorite! I love the fake Windows. Especially when you cracked up and couldn’t stop laughing. Made my day.
The best part was seeing Kitboga enjoy this as much as he did.More of these.
Seriously his laughing is so contagious 😭
I will bet he is still trying to figure out what "up dog" is.
He starts to suspect that it could involving animals and worries about the village finding out.
Something using that “verify you are not a robot” with those picture choices with no way to get out of it.
Yeah something like pictures of a street with no trees and you have to click on trees, etc.
It happens by accident sometimes, it'll say click all the cats and sometimes there just aren't any left! But he designs the program so that it doesn't matter which ones you click, it still goes through after a certain number of clicks. They didn't seem to notice when he ran out of correct ones lol. They get really mad when nevaeh starts calling animals the wrong names though! 😂
Although reading your comment again one more time, I see how you might mean that a different way! I get ya!
The real captcha pulls this shit already. I click the right images, and it keeps looping.
“Up dog”
Scammer….”what’s up dog?”
“Nothing much, how about you,” 😂😂😂😂
He said "acorrupted", its bcrupted's brother.
OK Chip...good one. 😅😅
Acorrupted is a tier above bcoruppted
@@blissfullyhated He's the senior "crupted" officer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
This scammer is SO confused but he keeps going 😂😂
"Windows is...broken."
I would be interested to see scammers try to interact with other obsolete or unusual operating systems, perhaps Linux distros disguised to look like Windows, or if you're really feeling sadistic fling OS/2 or Windows ME at them.
Wussup ponybro
Windows ME? If I remember right torture is forbidden under the geneva convention. You sadist
gentoo linux
@@Gigachad-mc5qz "you need to install TeamViewer" "oh that might take an hour or two to find all the optimization flags and compile. You better get a coffee my son" ^^
Oh man I would pay to see a scammer desperately trying to figure out OS/2. That would be amazing.
This is some next level trolling! Great job as always Mr. Boga x)
That laugh disguised as a cough is expert pro level.
Facts. I would have crumbled right there.
This episode was gold- I died inside when I read the menu.
"Order Food"
I lost it at "crash" XD
"check for update" [Windows doesn't get any better than this]
I'd lose my shit if I got a popup window like that
back in the day a mate of mine was running XP with a lovely message like: " windows help could not be found, please refer to windows help for a solution"
@@anno5936 when i was a kid and had no internet, i did the check for problems related to network and windows told me search for help online
Watching this while recovering from Covid. It was so funny and I laughed so hard, I was able to shift the muck in my lungs!
Kitboga is providing free medical services.
Windows RG!!! In 2005 i put this on my grandmas computer and fullscreened it. She went to use it but after a minute of silence i heard her yell "what the hell is this!!!"
What does the RG stand for?
@@SonOvaSon not much, whats up with you
@@popandlochnessie Not how that joke works.
@@SonOvaSon "Really Good"
@@DusttheRegulus that’s how the joke works
They probably have a sample of all your voice characters with a note on everyone’s desk that says “do not try to scam this person, it’s a waste of time. They’re scamming you”
Nah they probably have artificial intelligence that stores his voice in a bank
11:47 “you are going to a site” IM DYING
I love how the dude doesn't even notice he is being laughed at!🤣
6:10 I like the really small details, that are missing, like how clippy's yellow text box doesnt actually include the arrow at the bottom of it to show that he is talking, it's a yellow box and a white arrow. I honestly don't know if that's intentional or not, but I love it
This man is such a madlad he speedruns trolling scammers
Omg lemon demon ♥️✨🥰😍🤩🤩🤩😍😍😏😍😌
Complete opposite actually, he tries to waste as much time as he can.
@@Giyga slowrun?
@@mskadwa slowwalk
@@mskadwa leisurelysaunter?
The 'Order Food' button seems like a throwback to being able to order actual Pizza Hut in Everquest 😂
/pizza
I remember that! Actually used it once. Think it was for pizzahut
Oh my god somebody referenced it, one of us is still alive!
Holy shit really? That's fucking awesome lmao
Wtf is Everquest?
I think this hit a new high for amount of laughter a scammer hears and still continues in script
I don’t think the laughing was audible to the scammer.
@@Sashazur it was. Whatever we hear in the lady's voice the scammer also hears
Windows RG was my childhood, it inspired me to make my own Windows parodies on Scratch when I was 12
The what's up dog joke killed me 😂😂😂😂
Same 😂😂😂
I legit thought he wanted to act like an old person who doesnt know the correct word "update"
He really got me off guard
What is updog?
We all know scammers have no sense of humor. Jokes go right over their brainless heads
I’m done. 😂
Love seeing Kit laughing so much this episode!
"What is updog?"
"Not much. How about you?"
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆 in tears laughing
😂😂😂😂😂 me too
He didn't get the joke even after Kitboga explained him one ting.
I don’t remember the last time I laughed so bad like this... literally cried 😂 😂
That incredibly long and awkward pause afterwards lol
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Idk how I haven't watched this before, but oh my god... hearing Kit absolutely lose his shit cracking up over the ridiculous things on this made it all the better, and made me laugh even harder.
Major props to JamesWeb for making this. Microsoft should hire him.
Watching this on the livestream was amazing. I dont think anyone could keep it together just watching it.
*windows.dll was found. So windows has deleted it*
That sounds like the most reasonable thing to do.
You got to love how clueless and dumb these scammers really are.
I love that you can purposely CRASH your computer too
And I absolutely LOVE the 'hand written' RG for windows... HOW ARE THESE GUYS STILL TALKING TO YOU?!?
"from here you can break your computer" finally an os that understands my needs
Regarding the custom windows, a message that says "Scammer detected, shutting down" and shuts down the computer once they are almost done with the transaction would be pretty cool :D
Kitboga dying of laughter just makes this video even better!
😂🤣
UpDog really made me LMAO! :D :D That's brilliant! And the poor dude keeps trying. This scammer reminds me of me when I got clearly rejected by a girl but somehow, I still kept trying and it only got really awkward and humiliating from that point on.
Proud to be a part of all this live..when my great grandkids ask me where was I on the kitboga Rg edition...I can proudly say I watched it all live over the days..Pat's myself on back
I'm so happy I got to catch at least part of this live too. Feels like an important historical moment.
10:36 - "Windows is broken."
If he does not get that, this is a scammer who should be nowhere near a computer. He probably does more damage to the computers he uses in the call center than he does to his victims' computers.
Fingers crossed!!
That’s a good thing, let them damage PCs, instead of scamming elderly people.
Ironically, I think scammers might be the most gullible people on earth.
Hey! I'm right here and not trying to scam anyone! D:
They try to get elderly people to go to their bank and transfer thousands of dollars overseas, without a clue as to the amounts of obstacles for such a transfer
This is one the the funniest calls ever made. Watching that dude helplessly lose to a paper clip was priceless