Scammers vs Goose Game Virus

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  • Опубліковано 8 чер 2020
  • I wanted to see what would happen when scammers were faced with fixing a goofy virus based on the untitled goose game. It certainly made for some pretty ridiculous situations. Watch the next call live: goo.gl/uhpWGT
    Full Call........ / 563091484
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    Edited By...... / truedits
    Goose Virus: samperson.itch.io/desktop-goose
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  • @trav662
    @trav662 2 роки тому +7105

    The way he just so gently eases them into these crazy predicaments is outstanding. Imagine being a scammer and finding yourself competing another scammer in a rap battle that's being hosted by a senior woman, and not questioning it.

    • @XRPDEV
      @XRPDEV 2 роки тому +339

      The rap battle killed me. Couldn't stop laughing

    • @JeepnHeel
      @JeepnHeel 2 роки тому +453

      My favorite part is imagining the people around them only hearing their half of the call.

    • @TR_GRIM
      @TR_GRIM 2 роки тому +59

      @@JeepnHeel Thats all i try to do is imagine

    • @sunbleachedangel
      @sunbleachedangel 2 роки тому +27

      @@JeepnHeel sometimes a third

    • @goodvibes3939
      @goodvibes3939 2 роки тому +2

      Lol

  • @sampleee
    @sampleee 4 роки тому +8483

    This call is just a ton of grown men making goose noises at each other

  • @JoshFloor
    @JoshFloor Рік тому +463

    "Is this goose a feature or a bug?"
    It's not a bug it's a goose

  • @techmouse.
    @techmouse. 2 роки тому +2688

    It's like you're in the middle of getting mugged, and another mugger comes along to out-mug them.
    Then an emergency break dancing competition takes place to determine who will win the right to mug you, and you're the judge.

    • @kotakotik22
      @kotakotik22 2 роки тому +91

      I love UA-cam

    • @harperlane3936
      @harperlane3936 2 роки тому +68

      Comments like this only come by once a year. This is gold 🤣thank you

    • @mazsroy9
      @mazsroy9 2 роки тому +15

      Love your comment. Priceless.

    • @michaelstone7626
      @michaelstone7626 2 роки тому

      Omgee

    • @rainstorm_jo
      @rainstorm_jo 2 роки тому +14

      @@harperlane3936 YES, agree, gotta love these gems... these nuggets of spells, wisdoms, truths... a little tickle from the Universe...

  • @cathylee1832
    @cathylee1832 3 роки тому +3009

    "This computer, is it for your personal use only? Or is it for your office use?"
    "Right? Right. Exactly. It is my computer."
    Actual customer service interaction.

    • @anahongow5801
      @anahongow5801 3 роки тому +112

      painfully accurate

    • @ihanakaunotar2741
      @ihanakaunotar2741 3 роки тому +64

      Not. Even. Kidding

    • @foolishdonut
      @foolishdonut 3 роки тому +137

      Is this (blank) or (blank)
      "Yes."
      Is surprising common. (is what I'm learning )

    • @Doubel
      @Doubel 3 роки тому +4

      1:36

    • @RS-fy9hb
      @RS-fy9hb 2 роки тому +31

      @@foolishdonut It's annoyingly common 😂. Always happens whenever I try to ask someone to choose between two things, like was it this brand or that brand, and I just get a yeah, that's the one 😂.

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 3 роки тому +7481

    The scammers accusing each other of being scammers is so ironic. I keep thinking of the 2 pointing spidermans meme LOL

    • @BiologyIsHot
      @BiologyIsHot 3 роки тому +111

      I'm so confused did he like invite a second or was that part of the con? Maybe I missed him it happened. What a weird call. Went from goose virus to a rolex bidding war??

    • @Minimoz
      @Minimoz 3 роки тому +23

      They do it so when people intervene normally it seems less believable I think.

    • @azadali8609
      @azadali8609 3 роки тому +2

      yeah but its much worse.

    • @MrMason30127
      @MrMason30127 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @GreenscraftMC
      @GreenscraftMC 3 роки тому +1

      LOLLL

  • @flamegator3251
    @flamegator3251 Рік тому +442

    "Just shut up! let miss marge rap!"
    My favorite scammer quote

    • @throwaway5511
      @throwaway5511 Рік тому +24

      My question is when he went from being Anita to being Marge lmfaoo
      I'm guessing it's the full name Anita Marge but I like the the thought that he just told both of them different names for shits and gigs

    • @TheDeafPrinceGaming
      @TheDeafPrinceGaming Рік тому +9

      He ain’t lying, Marge had bars.

  • @honestly_7724
    @honestly_7724 2 роки тому +899

    Scammer: "Is there anyone else who is with you on this phone call?"
    Kit: "Oh, no one else is on this phone call, that can talk anyway."
    Lmao, I love that shoutout to the fans.

    • @rubensoeteman
      @rubensoeteman Рік тому +69

      That about 7000 people probably were the amount of people watching stream.. Amazing.

    • @TheCatVtuber
      @TheCatVtuber Рік тому +32

      For the scammers, or with anyone without contexts, it just might mean the person's pets or something. And it's brilliant.

    • @joshyoung1440
      @joshyoung1440 Рік тому +11

      @@rubensoeteman well yeah, he was just answering the scammer's question honestly

    • @robonator2945
      @robonator2945 Рік тому +13

      @@TheCatVtuber that's a much more charitable interpretation. If I heard that I'd probably ask who the hell they had gagged in the basement.

    • @SketchUT
      @SketchUT Рік тому +4

      @@TheCatVtuber he said there are 7k people which means he has 7k pets-

  • @jacobbradshaw995
    @jacobbradshaw995 3 роки тому +5327

    Now _That's_ how you send a scammer on a wild goose chase.

  • @spookspook2919
    @spookspook2919 3 роки тому +5775

    I can’t believe the situation is so nonsensical that even the scammers are laughing at how goofy everything is

    • @Gwydda
      @Gwydda 3 роки тому +355

      You mean "goosey".

    • @theendofeverything7366
      @theendofeverything7366 3 роки тому +39

      @@Gwydda ..........

    • @leslie7152
      @leslie7152 3 роки тому +172

      dylan vines i doubt it because it honestly isn’t that hard to find scammers to prank.

    • @spookspook2919
      @spookspook2919 3 роки тому +146

      @@MrBubbs01 where is your proof to this little conspiracy

    • @spookspook2919
      @spookspook2919 3 роки тому +88

      @@MrBubbs01 and also come on man it cant he wouldnt go through all that trouble especially since honestly not all his videos are that thrilling or interesting

  • @MyNycgirl
    @MyNycgirl 2 роки тому +966

    I love how Kitoga is always able to put himself in the position of puppet master and can get scammers to behave in the most inane way. The goose honking contest and rapping was hilarious,

    • @ThemightyTho
      @ThemightyTho 2 роки тому +16

      It's a shame they aren't good at rapping

    • @EmilParkour
      @EmilParkour 7 місяців тому +1

      Money motivation

  • @RATGUTZZ
    @RATGUTZZ 2 роки тому +867

    24:23 Ash's honk is absolutley horrendus I cannot imagine what his coworkers could be thinking

    • @winnetou5664
      @winnetou5664 2 роки тому +131

      Kitboga: Okay now Ash, you make a honk
      Ash: *1920s car horn*

    • @lav-kitty
      @lav-kitty 2 роки тому +189

      *_"ehaAæUGh"_*

    • @martinszymanski2607
      @martinszymanski2607 Рік тому +41

      @@lav-kitty thank you for that reply holy shit

    • @roccoon9892
      @roccoon9892 Рік тому +50

      I was literally eating and when he made that sound the food came out of my nose! Now my nose hurt from the rice coming out of it, and my jaw hurts from laughing too much.

    • @M4rk58
      @M4rk58 Рік тому +7

      @@winnetou5664 This is so accurate I can't LMAO

  • @ghostsem0000
    @ghostsem0000 3 роки тому +2894

    The goose virus brings me a disproportionate amount of joy

    • @rozealkhatib1458
      @rozealkhatib1458 3 роки тому +10

      Is it actually a virus or is it called like that

    • @lggprogames248
      @lggprogames248 3 роки тому +8

      WAIT WHAT IS A VIRUS???

    • @dr.cheeze5382
      @dr.cheeze5382 3 роки тому +58

      its not a virus, its an desktop app you can download

    • @zion6680
      @zion6680 3 роки тому +16

      You're nuts, Geese are creatures of hell! Even the voice changer went demonic the further it went on xD

    • @MrMason30127
      @MrMason30127 3 роки тому

      Lmao me to

  • @JP-wx6uh
    @JP-wx6uh 3 роки тому +1682

    I'm in tears laughing so hard while hearing them make goose sounds in order to have first dibs on ripping off an elderly lady.

    • @Blubableful
      @Blubableful 3 роки тому +48

      What a time to be alive.

    • @siennaq5553
      @siennaq5553 3 роки тому +9

      GoOsE

    • @natesmith3592
      @natesmith3592 3 роки тому +16

      I'm right there with you, some of the best stuff I've seen in a while

    • @xDRAGONSHAGGERx
      @xDRAGONSHAGGERx 3 роки тому +6

      The tears will fill a thousand oceans

    • @DEATHBYFIRE13
      @DEATHBYFIRE13 3 роки тому +7

      It was a mistake watching this part with my mouth full of food

  • @lightningbot85
    @lightningbot85 2 роки тому +116

    scammer: "I would keep going
    Kitboga: "Wow, you monster"
    scammer: "what would you have done"
    Kitboga: "Oh I would have sped up"
    LMAOOOO

    • @metalcooore
      @metalcooore 2 місяці тому +2

      I thought the correct answer would be to honk at them

  • @rebeccaberlin
    @rebeccaberlin 2 роки тому +294

    Boga's honk is honestly impressive. I like imagining the hours of practice he put in to get to the top tier of honkers.

    • @ThemightyTho
      @ThemightyTho 2 роки тому +18

      Hjonk

    • @renjithjoseph7135
      @renjithjoseph7135 Рік тому +8

      I hear top tier honkers are genetic

    • @louiesatterwhite3885
      @louiesatterwhite3885 Рік тому +4

      @@renjithjoseph7135 all honkers are top tier, so long as they are natural

    • @oOzephyrOo
      @oOzephyrOo 5 місяців тому +2

      I think he's just naturally gifted at imitating everything :D (or should I say.. each and everything xD )

  • @feuersturm36
    @feuersturm36 3 роки тому +4212

    I like how 'Ash' decided the best way to scam was to befriend the weird goose lady and make honking sounds lol

    • @Corninthesky
      @Corninthesky 2 роки тому +355

      Honestly, an unintended consequence of these videos is that the scammers become almost endearing. Then I remember who they are and it goes away lol

    • @supersonic0003
      @supersonic0003 2 роки тому +152

      @@Corninthesky I think they feel the same about them... just look how he snapped back to protocol.
      makes me hope that at least some will feel remorse at night for what the didd so far.

    • @aspenisthebest
      @aspenisthebest 2 роки тому +139

      @@supersonic0003 i feel like some of them like that aren't really bad people just caught up in a terrible situation that they don't know how to get out of.

    • @theKongston
      @theKongston 2 роки тому +21

      Ash Ketchum from pallet town

    • @enderslayer4352
      @enderslayer4352 2 роки тому +31

      @@aspenisthebest either way, they're still doing fucked up shit

  • @WumboIsARealWord
    @WumboIsARealWord 3 роки тому +2006

    “It’s a goose and not a goat.”
    “In my technical language, it’s a goat.”

    • @userjames2009
      @userjames2009 3 роки тому +129

      So he failed at the pre-school test of which barnyard animal is which.

    • @cantstandurbs876
      @cantstandurbs876 3 роки тому +70

      @@userjames2009 Pretty bold to assume that these braindead scammers went to school to begin with.

    • @froniccruxis1049
      @froniccruxis1049 3 роки тому +36

      I think he was saying code lol

    • @xDRAGONSHAGGERx
      @xDRAGONSHAGGERx 3 роки тому +6

      I'm crying omg

    • @hayden6583
      @hayden6583 3 роки тому +14

      That's how you know he's a professional

  • @LacesLawless
    @LacesLawless 2 роки тому +452

    I want SO badly for one of the scammers to see his channel. Could you imagine having a 10 hour call with this dude and losing your shit, then seeing it on UA-cam afterwards? God that would be so satisfying

    • @ssokolow
      @ssokolow 2 роки тому +95

      No clue about these specific scammers, but I saw another channel where the scammer realized he was being played, asked if he was Kitboga and, when he said he wasn't, he lost interest... so at least some of them *do* watch these things.

    • @guardiansoulblade2673
      @guardiansoulblade2673 2 роки тому +78

      @@ssokolow He's their boogieman, but I'm surprised they don't realize it's him when they hear the old lady filter, but then again, their phones might be crappy quality to not recognize it is a filter.

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 10 місяців тому +14

      @@guardiansoulblade267390% of old ladies probably sound exactly like this. yes it sounds a bit robotic because it’s coming to us through a high-quality mic but imagine it all the way across the planet and on one of their shitty little headsets

    • @Ripen3
      @Ripen3 Місяць тому

      Still though, 7 out of 10 iq

  • @FreyaWarr
    @FreyaWarr 2 роки тому +97

    The goose stealing the cursor is actually adorable 😂

  • @zizzyb123
    @zizzyb123 4 роки тому +1881

    im sorry but "mess with the honk, get the bonk" is the funniest thing i've ever heard

    • @joogiewatkins1519
      @joogiewatkins1519 3 роки тому +12

      I know. I saw it on the internet and died.

    • @terminatedaccount5276
      @terminatedaccount5276 3 роки тому +5

      @Sammy G that has me crying from laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one

    • @Roboguy-xq8td
      @Roboguy-xq8td 3 роки тому +1

      Lol right when i read ur comment he said it XD

    • @brandonhollowell1105
      @brandonhollowell1105 3 роки тому +9

      Mess with the goose, get the noose

    • @Czerwony9999
      @Czerwony9999 3 роки тому +3

      Agreed, i found shirt with this slogan and bought myself 2

  • @SHODAN_0
    @SHODAN_0 4 роки тому +4716

    He's ascended to GOD TIER trolling at this point

  • @Mel.U
    @Mel.U Рік тому +119

    At least the scammer has a gentle spirit that's calm and patient that doesn't cuss out or talk hateful to what he honestly perceives as an elderly woman

    • @MOORE4U2
      @MOORE4U2 8 місяців тому +43

      Best customer service, 10/10 would be scammed again.

    • @stevejohnson6593
      @stevejohnson6593 4 місяці тому

      ​@@MOORE4U2Hey, they have the best service staff. For what that's worth.

  • @tbooth7201
    @tbooth7201 4 роки тому +2776

    "The goose is taking my mouse." OMG I haven't laughed so hard.

    • @desther7975
      @desther7975 3 роки тому +37

      Did you make it to the rap battle? That is as funny as it gets.

    • @moretome9529
      @moretome9529 3 роки тому +5

      I died!

    • @cookiegamesfamily
      @cookiegamesfamily 3 роки тому +4

      My favorite part! My kids loved the little goose too, lol

    • @rainbowchaser7703
      @rainbowchaser7703 3 роки тому +8

      Can u give us a timestamp

    • @lobright4358
      @lobright4358 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂 even the scammer was like heheheu

  • @UrnEmpty
    @UrnEmpty 4 роки тому +4759

    You should make your own "virus" that just undoes the common things scammers do, like refresh every few minutes so they can't edit the html

    • @alexandranicholas6310
      @alexandranicholas6310 4 роки тому +407

      You can just edit the group policy in windows and disable things like that, disable run prompt, disable right click menus etc.

    • @MsEliteForever
      @MsEliteForever 4 роки тому +42

      @@alexandranicholas6310 How

    • @who-the-fuckgivesafuck
      @who-the-fuckgivesafuck 4 роки тому +198

      @@alexandranicholas6310 We are awaiting your wisdom

    • @peony4175
      @peony4175 4 роки тому +149

      @@alexandranicholas6310 you think they're smart enough to do that? They follow a script, they struggling doing simple tasks without it.

    • @joshuanorris5860
      @joshuanorris5860 4 роки тому +25

      @@peony4175 whoosh

  • @ralmslb
    @ralmslb 2 роки тому +88

    I'm impressed that he was actually uninstalling stuff that looked suspicious xD

    • @spencergacker9553
      @spencergacker9553 Рік тому +18

      The biggest brain scammer, he actually helps you for an overpriced amount.

    • @spencergacker9553
      @spencergacker9553 Рік тому +15

      Sorry, I made a mistake, that's just my health insurance.

  •  2 роки тому +143

    I find it so amazing that when we reach 23:20 and Kitboga has two scammers in a goose sound competition, and I think "well I guess they found out it's a troll call, right?", but no, the video has like 20 more minutes of content before they hang up.

    • @lancerwawszczak1548
      @lancerwawszczak1548 Рік тому +9

      not only this, but after this video this same scammer called Kitboga again for another 16 hours. Kit made a series out of it lol

    • @IX_4
      @IX_4 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@lancerwawszczak1548Ash or Jordan

    • @lancerwawszczak1548
      @lancerwawszczak1548 9 місяців тому +2

      @@IX_4 i dont even remember tbh this comment was like 6 months ago

  • @PurgeTrooper
    @PurgeTrooper 4 роки тому +2973

    I like how they are accusing each other for “sending the goose”

  • @bridgetrc9170
    @bridgetrc9170 3 роки тому +4024

    OH MY GOD. HONKING BACK AND FORTH WITH THE SCAMMERS WHILE THEY ARGUED WAS HYSTERICAL.

    • @MrMason30127
      @MrMason30127 3 роки тому +17

      Lmao

    • @ealep0314
      @ealep0314 3 роки тому +20

      quack quack

    • @michaeloster383
      @michaeloster383 3 роки тому +14

      I'm 10 months late and I'm absolutely loosing it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @worpd_gamer270
      @worpd_gamer270 3 роки тому

      hahaha I was bustin up HAHAHAHA

    • @jesseallen3109
      @jesseallen3109 3 роки тому +28

      ... i want to hear what the other's in the scammer call center thought about their "co-worker" suddenly honking and laughing.

  • @Erin-ho9hj
    @Erin-ho9hj 2 роки тому +59

    the fact that "how to download goose virus" was on his screen when he was making the sounds and the scammer didnt even notice ahaha

  • @pootissandvich7463
    @pootissandvich7463 2 роки тому +256

    This is probably the funniest thing I've seen in a while. I can safely say I've never seen someone get scammers to make animal noises AND have a rap battle.

  • @01kilik10
    @01kilik10 4 роки тому +805

    "Ma'am, in my technical opinion, that goose is a goat". 🤣

  • @CeruleanSun
    @CeruleanSun 3 роки тому +1836

    The only person in the world that can make a scammer forget what they were doing and genuinely ponder what to do if there were geese in the road. I AM DEAD 😂😂😂

    • @lunanyberg5271
      @lunanyberg5271 3 роки тому +50

      I thought he was gonna say “honk” but that was probably the joke he just didn’t reveal it

    • @redcicadalincoln6848
      @redcicadalincoln6848 3 роки тому +47

      Yea , haha! I did like how Ash was nice and calm while answering the "question. I have a feeling that Ash would be a nice person in real life if he wasn't scamming anyone.

    • @BeetleSmasher
      @BeetleSmasher 3 роки тому +14

      If their were geese in the road I’d HONK at them

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory 3 роки тому +7

      The only acceptable answer is to floor it. They are a hell of a lot smarter than deer. They will move.

    • @bright-_
      @bright-_ 3 роки тому +15

      @@Gr3nadgr3gory no, they won't. I live in Canada, we have to stop for geese crossing all the time. They are some slow bastards.

  • @angelkaterose
    @angelkaterose 2 роки тому +115

    I enjoy how you grind them down emotionally, turning them into desperate, begging, knots of frustration as they helplessly watch their goal moving further and further away from them, until it finally dawns on them that there's nothing left to hold onto, the gold was an illusion, and they've lost their precious time.

  • @Starhound
    @Starhound Рік тому +102

    This is my first time ever watching this channel. I'm confused, I've lost the plot, and I am laughing my ass off at the sheer WTFery of where this has gone in 30 minutes. This is art. Beautiful, confusing, art.

    • @mikev2116
      @mikev2116 Рік тому +5

      LOFL I know! I watch this abt every 3 mos & it keeps delivering 🤣🤣

    • @brianedward6417
      @brianedward6417 Рік тому

      👉🌽🤪

  • @cryptidv
    @cryptidv 4 роки тому +2837

    That's gotta be one of the cutest "viruses" I've ever seen.

    • @v4n-
      @v4n- 3 роки тому +76

      LogedRBLX he put the quotes for a reason

    • @yagibug
      @yagibug 3 роки тому +28

      Ikr😂😂 it's adorable

    • @lucasloremayo4226
      @lucasloremayo4226 3 роки тому +42

      I’m officially getting this as a screen saver so I can look over at night and laugh

    • @AlexS-sc3gb
      @AlexS-sc3gb 3 роки тому +36

      With a goose like that it's more like a screen destroyer!

    • @tirsden
      @tirsden 3 роки тому +81

      CallMeKevin used this thing while playiing Call of Duty and the other players in the match couldn't tell if he was trolling or not. XD Mind you, when the goose takes your cursor, in-game it's stealing your crosshair.

  • @justinerickson7583
    @justinerickson7583 3 роки тому +1535

    How did this go from "Get rid of the goose" to "who can get me a better price on a rolex"?

  • @RuhrRedArmy
    @RuhrRedArmy Рік тому +70

    I know they're trying to scam her, but for the most part, this was surprisingly wholesome

  • @RuhrRedArmy
    @RuhrRedArmy Рік тому +52

    Kit has somehow found two scammers who are both not abusive - incredible

  • @Clover_Tea
    @Clover_Tea 3 роки тому +1475

    A honk contest, a Rolex bidding war, and a rap battle? This is fantastic

    • @anthonydeltoro5207
      @anthonydeltoro5207 3 роки тому +11

      I know right loool

    • @key.key.937
      @key.key.937 3 роки тому +11

      Yes this was stupidly fun to watch scamers trying to rap battle and honk and they couldnt even speak normal cuz they wherent english and spoke all at once, making a mess of honks and wierd, non-fitting words

    • @foolishdonut
      @foolishdonut 3 роки тому +11

      I love how not once did they ask: why?

    • @shunderstock8080
      @shunderstock8080 2 роки тому +2

      @@key.key.937 that's mostly because in different countries animals "sound" different. For example ducks in us make a "quack", but in russia they make a "krya", which you technically can hear both in how a duck sounds.

    • @BeckBeckGo
      @BeckBeckGo 2 роки тому +3

      Even the trolley problem. Recast with geese and goats.

  • @DNAsGhostzHouze
    @DNAsGhostzHouze 3 роки тому +1977

    It would be really funny if both these scammers were working in opposite corners of the same call center

    • @kirtil5177
      @kirtil5177 2 роки тому +186

      "Hah finally the scammer left!"
      *his coworker comes up and unplugs his pc.*

    • @photobookmy2821
      @photobookmy2821 2 роки тому +30

      @@kirtil5177 remind me of pewdiepie. "hah!! Got you b*tch"

    • @blazeandcyrus
      @blazeandcyrus 2 роки тому +8

      we can only hope! That would be awesome

    • @DupeYeetman
      @DupeYeetman 2 роки тому +6

      They'd never figure it out lmao
      🤣

    • @dr.shadox4927
      @dr.shadox4927 2 роки тому +1

      yeah but you can recognize number , pretty sure they all have the same starting number or something like that.

  • @zach_no_longer
    @zach_no_longer Рік тому +17

    The funny thing is that these peoples willingness to go along with silly things while still trying to reach a goal would make them excellent at being REAL helpers for old people. If their “IT” thing wasnt a scam and if they weren’t horrible people they might actually have a job in this

  • @baval5
    @baval5 Рік тому +30

    I love that every time you get two hackers on the line they immediately try to sabotage each other.

  • @lthem3487
    @lthem3487 3 роки тому +1270

    Just imagine what was the "atmosphere" in both call centers when guys started to honk 😂😂

    • @Wmoore1
      @Wmoore1 3 роки тому +61

      They honestly aren't even like real people. They probably didn't even think anything of it, or just started resorting to elementary style bullying. I don't think these guys ever age past 13.

    • @davidfeder8153
      @davidfeder8153 3 роки тому +21

      it was probably highly smoky and very depressing

    • @lindsey3038
      @lindsey3038 3 роки тому +11

      I would pay money to watch that

    • @giantenemyrooster8095
      @giantenemyrooster8095 3 роки тому +5

      lmaoo "atmosphere" is the technical term they use in pyramid schemes for group meetings

  • @bogbert7019
    @bogbert7019 2 роки тому +4374

    it's terrifying how good he is at pretending to be a boomer

    • @IMCPILOT841
      @IMCPILOT841 2 роки тому +26

      Bobert the tennis ball

    • @cabbage2329
      @cabbage2329 2 роки тому +40

      @@IMCPILOT841 Agreed.

    • @slightlyskywalking2195
      @slightlyskywalking2195 2 роки тому +69

      Right he might misuse that senior discount truely terrifying.

    • @ryrypk
      @ryrypk 2 роки тому +50

      THE GOOSE SOUNDS HE SPENDS LIKE 40 SECONDS MAKING IM DEAD

    • @shadee0_106
      @shadee0_106 2 роки тому +7

      what is bomer

  • @vae8652
    @vae8652 Рік тому +29

    Omg - honking, auctioning, and rapping?? This was too good.

  • @captain6915
    @captain6915 Рік тому +21

    I like how the scammers were also laughing when honking

  • @Akotski-ys9rr
    @Akotski-ys9rr 4 роки тому +1555

    “Worldwide Webbed Wide Association of certified tech professionals”

    • @KermitFrazierdotcom
      @KermitFrazierdotcom 4 роки тому +8

      You caught that too...

    • @MiaogisTeas
      @MiaogisTeas 4 роки тому +9

      I love this callback

    • @SeenGod
      @SeenGod 4 роки тому +73

      ah yes, the W.W.W.W.A.C.T.P. they do great work

    • @RainbowRagdoll
      @RainbowRagdoll 3 роки тому +16

      There's a legend amongst the Tech Scammer world, a man from the Worldwide Webbed Wide Association of Certified Tech Professionals named Daniel that could scam an old woman successfully out of thousands of gift cards... Skeptics say he's just an elaborate prank done by a UA-camr. But people that have experienced him first hand swear that he's real. Anyone that comes across him quivers in their headset.

  • @TattooedPink
    @TattooedPink 3 роки тому +1999

    That thieving goose is the most ridiculously cute thing I've ever seen.
    Mess with the honk, you get the bonk.

  • @cruzeradj1773
    @cruzeradj1773 Рік тому +20

    It feels so unusual to see the Scammer this calm at the beginning. So collected and relaxed.

    • @susabobus
      @susabobus 6 місяців тому +3

      In the pool of scammers those two were sweet as hell like if they would even enjoy the competition and all this goofery

  • @jrae259
    @jrae259 Рік тому +7

    what's the point of living if I don't have a goose stealing my curser

  • @OxuStudio
    @OxuStudio 3 роки тому +946

    "Just shut up, let Mrs. Marge rap!" -The superior scammer (2020)

  • @9EricCN3
    @9EricCN3 4 роки тому +1881

    "Okay, now Ash, you make a honk noise."
    *errrughhh*

  • @msbrightside181
    @msbrightside181 2 роки тому +33

    The little goose waddling off with the mouse got me nonstop giggling

    • @angelweengz
      @angelweengz 2 роки тому +1

      I know omg! How can I get a goose widget lol

    • @ForgedinPrint
      @ForgedinPrint 10 місяців тому

      ​@angelweengz if you haven't figured it out you can get it. My friend sent me one a while back, and to get rid of the goose it's esc key.
      Yes you can get dozens of then at once, and an army will break your pc.

    • @hollynightingale7975
      @hollynightingale7975 21 день тому

      It’s so funny and I don’t know why 😂😂

  • @ChrisEcho
    @ChrisEcho Рік тому +48

    This is the best vid yet. Getting two scammers to rap battle each other is peak entertainment.

  • @christianfaux736
    @christianfaux736 Рік тому +42

    "His name is Jordan
    He thinks he's Michael Jordan
    Oh oh
    He doesn't have a penny in his hand
    But he's throwing money... around"
    Eminem been real quiet since these bars dropped.

  • @lilpink6192
    @lilpink6192 2 роки тому +708

    32:58 "just shut up, let Ms ______ rap!"
    FUCK THAT GUY WAS SO INTO IT IM CRYINGDJSDHASHAHA

    • @strawberry7up
      @strawberry7up 2 роки тому +20

      LMAOOO

    • @JeepnHeel
      @JeepnHeel 2 роки тому +30

      Begging to be sampled

    • @munstify
      @munstify 2 роки тому +17

      I lost my fucking mind at that. HAHAHAHAHA

    • @wills.1978
      @wills.1978 2 роки тому +12

      literally the BEST part of the whole incredible call

    • @SAD_PEANUS
      @SAD_PEANUS 2 роки тому

      @@JeepnHeel oh we didn't knew that.

  • @bigdatapimp
    @bigdatapimp 4 роки тому +1393

    Having done real tech support specializing with senior citizens, I can say without a doubt, you are way too convincing as an old lady. Have you ever made a real tech support call as an old lady? I swear I've talked to you before LOL

    • @shamaur6951
      @shamaur6951 3 роки тому +52

      @John Stonik what

    • @devvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
      @devvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv 3 роки тому +12

      @John Stonik huh?

    • @ayajade6683
      @ayajade6683 3 роки тому +169

      @John Stonik you do know real companies have IT support and have divisions that specialize in senior citizens right

    • @WillFaustCuber
      @WillFaustCuber 3 роки тому +49

      @@ayajade6683 I guess they are saying that if he has talked to kitboga he has to be a scammer 😂

    • @ayajade6683
      @ayajade6683 3 роки тому +51

      @@WillFaustCuber op was talking about how kit rambles just like an actual old lady does with his job John is just an ass

  • @carnaciousG
    @carnaciousG Рік тому +24

    Imagine a scammer doing prevention about scammers to help you not being scammed, and then doing goose noises to convince you he's the right choice...
    I can't stop laughing xD

  • @TheLastSecretGarden
    @TheLastSecretGarden 2 роки тому +13

    "Shut up, let Miss Marge rap!"
    I love these guys. For once they didn't threaten her life.

  • @N1ghtFlower
    @N1ghtFlower 2 роки тому +3107

    it's insane how both scammers are actually having fun and laughing by the absurdity of this entire call lmao, like, if they weren't such shitty, shitty people they'd be pretty cool.

    • @kathleensutherland6593
      @kathleensutherland6593 2 роки тому +399

      These scamming calls generally go right by the script and are incredibly boring, so they seem to appreciate a little diversion. Scammers seem to have a disconnect between their unethical aims and their ability to be attentive and kind in the moment.

    • @Person01234
      @Person01234 2 роки тому +348

      @@kathleensutherland6593 Scammers are just people. They'll rationalise the bad so they can go home and sleep at night, but they can still hang out and be chill. Everyone can and many (most) people do this when they do dick things.

    • @dirtfriend
      @dirtfriend 2 роки тому +2

      i think a lot of scammers are just brought there by the circumstances of the society they live in. the countries they call from are impoverished as fuck, and having a terrible governmental response to the covid pandemic hasn't helped any. it's easy to tell the difference between a person who scams by necessity versus one who does it because they're genuinely a shitty person. i think survival is more important than morals, and the "ground troop" scammers don't really earn enough to warrant my condemnation - that's reserved for the managers and the people that put the whole thing together, not to mention the geopolitical complexities that caused the incredibly poor distribution of wealth in the first place causing low-income countries to resort to scamming.
      that's why i love kitboga so much. he just wastes their time in an enjoyable way and both prevents them from talking to someone else while also educating people on how these scams are perpetrated, without resorting to weird revenge-porn tactics like other scambaiters.

    • @PixieoftheWood
      @PixieoftheWood 2 роки тому +59

      @@Person01234 I don't know, I think it must be abnormal to be able to rationalize this level of terrible. Or maybe I suck at rationalizing being a shit person, I don't know. Generally someone has to do something pretty shitty for me to rationalize treating them as bad as scammers do.

    • @g3design637
      @g3design637 2 роки тому +111

      @@PixieoftheWood I mean, I seriously doubt scamming people is gonna be like your number one career choice, no matter who you are. Think, it's a dead end job, probably low pay, and you're the butt of hundreds of jokes.
      Sometimes it's not a choice though. But they can still be chill people.

  • @Rude_And_Tattooed
    @Rude_And_Tattooed 3 роки тому +821

    "Yes I will do rap battle"
    "He doesn't have a penny in his pant however he's selling Rolex around"
    How do you get them to do this shit LOL

    • @cnote459
      @cnote459 3 роки тому +24

      It never gets old cuz it varies. 😂😂

    • @michaelnewton4662
      @michaelnewton4662 3 роки тому +43

      Greed. They both think of him as a floppy old woman wallet with legs, short legs so he’s an easy target, when in actuality he’s running circles around them as a long/legged young human man.

    • @BenderdickCumbersnatch
      @BenderdickCumbersnatch 3 роки тому +26

      Followed by "look at this Jordan" and Jordan replying "that's a good one" hhshah so wholesome.

    • @Rude_And_Tattooed
      @Rude_And_Tattooed 3 роки тому +22

      @@BenderdickCumbersnatch name is Jordan
      Thinks he's Michael Jordan
      Oh-oh

    • @gunsandroses896
      @gunsandroses896 3 роки тому

      It's like Kaneshiro's Palace except with less broken ATMs.

  • @dmcresins
    @dmcresins 2 роки тому +23

    Only kitboga can get two scammers honking at each other like geese.

  • @DarkBunnyLord
    @DarkBunnyLord 2 роки тому +14

    I’m just picturing these guys in their offices with their coscammers continually looking over at them wondering why they’re honking and quacking lol

  • @Gouneas
    @Gouneas 4 роки тому +1029

    The people in the office with those scammers must have been so confused

    • @wintergray1221
      @wintergray1221 3 роки тому +1

      @Sammy G badump-pshh

    • @NovaRanger007
      @NovaRanger007 3 роки тому

      ​@Sammy G ha ha, this can go in 'RareInsults' 🤣

    • @codyh2492
      @codyh2492 3 роки тому +2

      *HONK*

    • @Kobenomics
      @Kobenomics 3 роки тому

      "HERR HERRR!" "ASH WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW STICK TO THE GUIDE!"

  • @ryanchapman7168
    @ryanchapman7168 3 роки тому +577

    “You’re on a scooter with low blinker fluid”
    😂underrated line

    • @benwitherspoon1038
      @benwitherspoon1038 3 роки тому +12

      Broken windshield wiper

    • @nytmare11
      @nytmare11 3 роки тому +8

      Blinker fluid. Hahaha!

    • @patrickblakethesaint
      @patrickblakethesaint 3 роки тому +5

      Had me dying. Blinker fluid is such a great meme.

    • @afrenv5731
      @afrenv5731 3 роки тому +3

      Bruh there's many lines in the video that are underrated like "im having goosebumps"

  • @AleASanti-mw5wv
    @AleASanti-mw5wv Рік тому +19

    i cant imagine what the coscammers of this guy think when hearing him making animal noises

  • @remshot3717
    @remshot3717 2 роки тому +25

    I like how you can see install desktop goose when he's explaining the difference between a goose and a goat

  • @shon730
    @shon730 4 роки тому +788

    This the closest thing to wholesome as scams could possibly be.

  • @DAT-OFFICIAL
    @DAT-OFFICIAL 3 роки тому +628

    24:18
    "Ok now Ash, you make a honk."
    "HEUGH HEUHHH"

    • @amanhayat3603
      @amanhayat3603 3 роки тому +7

      LMAO

    • @Shlula69420
      @Shlula69420 3 роки тому +2

      👌

    • @thekarnyx
      @thekarnyx 3 роки тому +30

      Sounds like the scam center boss hasn't fed him for a month

    • @enec0
      @enec0 2 роки тому +5

      i cant stop crying

  • @robertschneider9076
    @robertschneider9076 Рік тому +18

    I'd imagine that's what a former hunter would say "I just see geese everywhere" *Tears in their eyes*

  • @smbake
    @smbake 2 роки тому +28

    Scammers arguing with each other over who is legitimate is the greatest irony ever.

  • @Stephen-rb7mp
    @Stephen-rb7mp 4 роки тому +2462

    I'm a Police Detective in Louisiana, and I have cases daily where people have sent money to "buy a car", or "for computer services". Had one last month that bought a car from "Pennsylvania", and sent a few grand, but was in fact an indian scammer. Nothing we can do! The numbers are traced to burner phones. Total different fuckin country! Not only does this channel provide some of the funniest entertainment (granny) that I've ever seen, it does a true service that we as Police can not! Thank you Kitboga!

    • @RetailThrone
      @RetailThrone 4 роки тому +35

      yes

    • @AyushRaj-qm6rw
      @AyushRaj-qm6rw 4 роки тому +202

      India cannot do anything about it because it is a corrupted nation where money speaks. Even one of the biggest actors of Bollywood is involved in murder and poaching but the courts cannot do anything.

    • @GroundedSolidarity
      @GroundedSolidarity 4 роки тому +42

      Ayush Raj :( that’s so sad

    • @mikey3666
      @mikey3666 4 роки тому +97

      ACAB

    • @KermitFrazierdotcom
      @KermitFrazierdotcom 4 роки тому +22

      ☆ Props to you, sir!
      Hope nobody tries to "De-Fun" you!

  • @StephanieBethany
    @StephanieBethany 4 роки тому +527

    I thought the honking was gonna be the most hilarious but then you made them do a rap battle 😂😂😂

    • @ToddsDiscGolf
      @ToddsDiscGolf 3 роки тому +19

      I can’t believe this is real life LOL

    • @forknspoon3275
      @forknspoon3275 3 роки тому +3

      Time stamp please?

    • @masterhakk
      @masterhakk 3 роки тому +6

      @@forknspoon3275 30:30

    • @coldbattler
      @coldbattler 3 роки тому +4

      And kit was so much better than both of them 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @lciav
      @lciav 3 роки тому +2

      I can’t believe they participated 😂😂

  • @riftdancer1349
    @riftdancer1349 2 роки тому +9

    I want to see him take this idea further. Get like thirty of these guys together on the line fighting to see who will be the one to scam the "old lady". Just an all out scammer battle royale. The chaos would be exquisite.

  • @sarahstewart4307
    @sarahstewart4307 2 роки тому +44

    Come to this video every time I need a good laugh 😂 Keep doing what you're doing!!

  • @bobtheblob888
    @bobtheblob888 4 роки тому +1450

    Lmao when he googled goose, the goose virus came up in the results.

    • @redpug5042
      @redpug5042 4 роки тому +49

      ITS NOT A VIRUS. a virus definition: " In more technical terms, a computer virus is a type of malicious code or program written to alter the way a computer operates and is designed to spread from one computer to another." The goose program is not malicious and cant spread from computer to computer. If you press a certain key for long enough it turns it off.

    • @yellurbandana
      @yellurbandana 4 роки тому +119

      @@redpug5042 I think they know that, it's just referred to as a virus.

    • @cookiemonster-ky9ru
      @cookiemonster-ky9ru 4 роки тому +13

      RedPug why don’t to cry to kitboga? His title is clearly spreading confusion

    • @ziggygunz2447
      @ziggygunz2447 4 роки тому +44

      You don't know what you're talking about it's clearly a wirus

    • @diegomari4478
      @diegomari4478 4 роки тому +45

      @@redpug5042 me: says a anything
      The internet: akchkually

  • @BenRangel
    @BenRangel 4 роки тому +706

    24:12 this is the highlight
    Jordan opens strong but Ash counters with the sound of a dying goose being slowly crushed to death

    • @pawanyadav9854
      @pawanyadav9854 3 роки тому +28

      I choked at that point laughing

    • @_.ish.lee._
      @_.ish.lee._ 3 роки тому +6

      Thank you for this timestamp XD it's precious

    • @Sokun56
      @Sokun56 3 роки тому +3

      A C C U R A T E

    • @Brooque613
      @Brooque613 3 роки тому +1

      Really? I thought the rap battle was pretty genius 😂

    • @mooneko_0073
      @mooneko_0073 3 роки тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 I cant believe he made the spammers do honk noises lmao

  • @oliverbowers8367
    @oliverbowers8367 Рік тому +2

    man i downloaded this onto so many school computers i didnt know it was a virus

  • @klaricev3274
    @klaricev3274 Рік тому +7

    32:39 BARS

  • @MsNoPixel
    @MsNoPixel 4 роки тому +1057

    * Honking for 2mins straight... *
    *Scammer:* _”Are you there ma’am?”_
    Yes, obviously, don’t you hear the honks?!

    • @adampilarski7083
      @adampilarski7083 4 роки тому +31

      He thought the goose got her!

    • @energymischiefbear1001
      @energymischiefbear1001 3 роки тому +3

      Adam Pilarski Damn geese takin people and what not. For their nefarious goose purposes

  • @uddiptajyotibhuyan5198
    @uddiptajyotibhuyan5198 3 роки тому +511

    'What kind of support are you providing ?'
    'The same kind you are providing'
    -cracked me up lol

    • @FrVitoBe
      @FrVitoBe 3 роки тому +7

      How does the other guy know he also have a Texas accent

    • @jvcdeadmoney
      @jvcdeadmoney 3 роки тому +6

      I mean, he wasn't lying...

  • @reinadesuenos
    @reinadesuenos 7 місяців тому +3

    Omg, im crying 😭😭😭😭 Is he threatening me? "Mess with the honk, you get the bonk"? 😂

  • @sunriseshell
    @sunriseshell Рік тому +8

    "Would you take a gander at that?"
    This made me lol so hard!

  • @fyretnt
    @fyretnt 2 роки тому +662

    “You’re on a scooter with no blinker fluid” I died

    • @Pundae
      @Pundae 2 роки тому +40

      don't forget no windshield wipers

    • @fyretnt
      @fyretnt 2 роки тому +1

      @@Pundae that too

    • @jayyden
      @jayyden 2 роки тому +33

      And they forgot to take the winter air out of the tires, and put in the summer air

    • @fyretnt
      @fyretnt 2 роки тому +4

      @@jayyden oof that’s the worst

    • @michaelgrassi5659
      @michaelgrassi5659 2 роки тому +5

      Personally I hate running out of blinker fluid I always forget to refill it.

  • @felix_quintana
    @felix_quintana 3 роки тому +1388

    That poor scammer guy found a moment to escape his sad reality.

    • @lindaedvardsson4218
      @lindaedvardsson4218 3 роки тому +78

      Sadly..Yes🥺.. He probably needed this.. Butbut.. they are the same a**holes behind that.. It can easy take my heart away when thinking about what brought them to that point and start scamming.. So I dont..where can a human feel well and at the same time do this..?! Money?..in change of all your feelings, beliefs.. and to be tru to your heart...?!.. naaaa..👋🏼🙄🇸🇪

    • @SpinoRexzillaEN25
      @SpinoRexzillaEN25 3 роки тому +169

      @@lindaedvardsson4218 Yeah I stop sympathizing with someone who's has a terrible life once they start taking it out and try ruining others.

    • @birdie58
      @birdie58 3 роки тому +25

      They hardly ever laugh and when they do it sounds akward. But yes it's nice to hear they are human

    • @462n
      @462n 2 роки тому +49

      @@lindaedvardsson4218 a lot of these guys do these jobs just to get by and barely get any of the money they scam people out of (mostly goes to their boss). I'm not saying that makes it ok, but there's a lot of people that feel that if it means letting their family have food and shelter that they'll do anything.

    • @margaretthatcherironlady1f400
      @margaretthatcherironlady1f400 2 роки тому +4

      @@lindaedvardsson4218 good point but for the love of god use grammar like a normal person

  • @besthobbit
    @besthobbit Рік тому +12

    I've never wanted a virus before this 🤣
    Also that voice changing software is pretty fantastic. Very impressive lol.

  • @NeiasaurusCreations
    @NeiasaurusCreations Рік тому +7

    The goose virus is got to be the most hilarious virus ever made. I wonder the context of its creation.

  • @nickmanzo8459
    @nickmanzo8459 3 роки тому +124

    “Don’t geese have webbed feet?! He was from the World Wide Webbed Association! Oh no...”
    I fucking died.

  • @tommyb1two3
    @tommyb1two3 4 роки тому +485

    "Oh good, I'll record the call too" LOL

    • @JammiH
      @JammiH 4 роки тому +18

      😂😂😂
      Yeah, man! Little did the scammer know that this whole thing would land on UA-cam for millions to watch.

    • @Gia.325
      @Gia.325 4 роки тому +8

      He wasn't lying!

  • @bedlessmom6846
    @bedlessmom6846 2 роки тому +16

    this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to hear 2 men fighting over who can make the best goose sound

  • @ExFragMaster
    @ExFragMaster 2 роки тому +9

    7:30 ... HOW DID THE SCAMMER NOT SEE THIS?: "How to install Desktop Goose"
    Scammers really do not know how to use a computer, it is weird.

  • @sethfriesen9123
    @sethfriesen9123 3 роки тому +394

    "I have goose bumps, is it gone?"
    Comedy gold

  • @dman1456
    @dman1456 3 роки тому +584

    Ash must be the most wholesome dirtbag of all time.

    • @aydinsha
      @aydinsha 3 роки тому +8

      Was the guy that fell in love with his kayd character also named Ash?

    • @nm00.24
      @nm00.24 3 роки тому +2

      He's the sweetest.

  • @BaxterBlue
    @BaxterBlue 7 місяців тому +3

    ROTFLMFFAO
    You get them to make animal sounds and try to rap to dubstep.😂😂

  • @mittensfastpaw
    @mittensfastpaw Рік тому +5

    These people are just so stinking gross. The things they say to manipulate the vulnerable. Wish there was more people like you striking back!

  • @Arjayyyyy
    @Arjayyyyy 4 роки тому +506

    “That Amazon guy is sending goose” 😂

    • @coffeemakerbottomcracked
      @coffeemakerbottomcracked 3 роки тому +10

      Via Amazon package

    • @jairoquintana3818
      @jairoquintana3818 3 роки тому +2

      I was looking for a comment about this bc I was like "I know I'm not the only one who thought that was funny"

    • @binkoboy55
      @binkoboy55 3 роки тому

      Prime shipping is amazing

    • @MARS-GREENH0USE
      @MARS-GREENH0USE 3 роки тому +7

      20:32 He's trying to charging you the money, he will sending you the goose, he will asking you the money, just to because to remove the goose!"

    • @eLuZiveMaRiio
      @eLuZiveMaRiio 3 роки тому

      Lold

  • @megacharlizardz
    @megacharlizardz 3 роки тому +522

    The dude really tried to stick to the script rather than charging her for removing the goose.

    • @nathanritter541
      @nathanritter541 3 роки тому +17

      There are a lot of his videos where it would be so much easier for the scammers to go off script and end it, but they just don't. They miss a lot of opportunities

    • @trickeddev
      @trickeddev 3 роки тому +2

      @@nathanritter541 better than having people get scammed

  • @lanapeterzon9055
    @lanapeterzon9055 Рік тому +14

    OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!! You made me pee my panties... I couldn't stop laughing when you got the scammer to start honking. My stomach hurts sooooo bad. (And I'm only at 9:49 !)
    This 'new, you' is almost giving me a heart attack. I am 86 yrs old and I watch you because of Vivian Rogers (and I think she has a cat). And I love it when you put a wig on and especially the blue one.
    God, you just made my night. Bless you....... now I have to go back and see if he gets the 'Bonk'.
    I hope there is no more animal noises or I may have to stop, wring out my panties and continue in the morning.
    Heck, I just looked at the date and this was 2 yrs ago.

    • @euckb
      @euckb Рік тому

      lmao what is this comment. wring out your panties? ahahaha

    • @MissinginAction
      @MissinginAction Рік тому +2

      ahem..
      tmi.

    • @NEGAN310
      @NEGAN310 Рік тому +5

      Pee your pants? He nearly made me shit mine!

  • @KittyPrydeVFX
    @KittyPrydeVFX Рік тому +13

    I think that this is about the cleanest scammer-scamming video I've seen yet. Like, I think I can actually share this one with extended family. Amazing 💯 goose approved, hjönk hjönk!