Skyrim with 1 Hit Point, but Mayonnaise if I die

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  • @DougDoug
    @DougDoug  4 роки тому +13173

    this video won the Guiness World Record for most plot twists

  • @G0MBR0
    @G0MBR0 4 роки тому +2619

    "Is she in contempt of court for not dying?" Is my all time favorite Doug quote.

    • @Ryan-bm9jp
      @Ryan-bm9jp 4 роки тому +26

      DAMMIT she's not Dying!!!!!
      What do I do??!!!!

    • @SomeGuy-yl1bx
      @SomeGuy-yl1bx 4 роки тому +17

      I personally like: “But first, there...was still more mayonnaise to clean up.”

  • @derekq8790
    @derekq8790 4 роки тому +4913

    If this was an anime they’d have ad breaks every minute because of how many plot twists and cliff hangers there are

    • @BusinessZeus
      @BusinessZeus 4 роки тому +36

      "Is this was"

    • @User-ur9bt
      @User-ur9bt 4 роки тому +48

      Bro this comment is jojo in a nutshell

    • @setsumaki8307
      @setsumaki8307 4 роки тому +1

      Nice pfp

    • @pxkrow
      @pxkrow 4 роки тому +12

      That's literally just crunchyroll without premium

    • @nothayden9192
      @nothayden9192 4 роки тому +30

      Lydia only killed twitch chat and never killed Doug Doug. The reason she did this is because twitch chat is not human but instead multiple people which is a foreign concept to Lydia who lives in a medieval time period. Therefore, it can only be assumed that she thought Doug Doug was being controlled by witchcraft and was trying to save him by killing him. Also, you can not argue that she did it a second time making her more guilty because after the first “murder”, Doug Doug came back into playing as the main character confirming her believes that Doug Doug was controlled by an alien concept aka twitch chat. So in summary, Lydia is innocent and Doug Doug/Twitch chat murdered an innocent person. Thank you for reading and I hope you have a great rest of your day.

  • @firstnamelastname5574
    @firstnamelastname5574 2 роки тому +874

    I love how twitch chat treats Doug as a mom, they die and immediately "DOUG HELP DOUG RIGGED DOUG WE GOT HURT"

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 Рік тому +54

      Right after trying to kill the person who just defended themselves, shoving all blame on the victim.
      I know the exact kind of sibling

    • @terreliv
      @terreliv 9 місяців тому +8

      well, he *did* turn on Skyrim to let them amuse themselves

  • @boygenius538_8
    @boygenius538_8 4 роки тому +4836

    In ancient mesopotamia surviving an execution was seen as a divine act and the other party would be executed instead, it's called the river ordeal.

    • @RuyVuusen
      @RuyVuusen 4 роки тому +224

      *Other party survives.

    • @DareDevil_00I
      @DareDevil_00I 4 роки тому +649

      I have a new piece of evidence that nobody has been talking about, Faendal was observed shooting Doug with an arrow in the back and killing him where he stands... BUT WHAT WAS DOUG DOING!? Doug was seen killing a man by his not even owned follower, he was not even paid, Doug did not display any reason why he should be allowed to be commandingly telling an innocent man what too do! Faendal was ok with killing bandits and wolves as he knew that they must pay for their sins but was probably shaken by it, when Faendal saw Doug killing a man asking no BEGGING TOO BE SAVED BEING BURNED ALIVE... he knew what he had too do... and now, Doug is taking the title of a hero, Doug... IS A MURDERER! That is all, your honor

    • @WoodbabyCYL
      @WoodbabyCYL 4 роки тому +139

      @@DareDevil_00I lock down got you deep in the lore

    • @bargun5889
      @bargun5889 4 роки тому +56

      @@DareDevil_00I Actually your wrong, the man who he was killing was a known thief if you actually knew skyrim lore

    • @DareDevil_00I
      @DareDevil_00I 4 роки тому +117

      @@bargun5889 yes he was a thief, this would be a solid point but we are not sure if his crimes were bad enough to warrant a death sentence and as I stated the thief was begging for help at the time Faendal may not have known he was a thief, another thing is that you are kinda sus for defending Doug even though there is enough evidence to put him in his grave three times over, he may have taken out a the villain Lidia but this could be him trying to clear himself. My final conclusion is that you and Doug are imposters and should be ejected immediately

  • @fork3810
    @fork3810 4 роки тому +2261

    "Oh! Well that’s quite the story Douglas!" is the most underrated part of this video

    • @glitchwolf1384
      @glitchwolf1384 4 роки тому +264

      The voice of a lawyer who really, *really* wishes he wasn't live on stream

    • @joshuabates1355
      @joshuabates1355 4 роки тому +49

      Take a seat Douglas

    • @martontauber8213
      @martontauber8213 4 роки тому +30

      @@joshuabates1355 d o u g l a s

    • @chum724
      @chum724 4 роки тому +28

      I thought he said “douggles” but Douglas makes more sense yeah

    • @Earthgrand234
      @Earthgrand234 4 роки тому +28

      @@chum724 i mean they were room mates, it would make more sense personally for him to call doug douggles.

  • @kagenotatsumaki
    @kagenotatsumaki 3 роки тому +4840

    "Is she in contempt of court for not dying???" Is the funniest fucking thing I've possibly ever heard. Lmao

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 3 роки тому +75

      I mean damn that's a really good question

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 3 роки тому +150

      Can you imagine surviving lethal injection or some shit and the cops say that

    • @baldeaglesarentbald1921
      @baldeaglesarentbald1921 3 роки тому +51

      The guy took 2 mouths to continue his argument

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 3 роки тому +95

      @@baldeaglesarentbald1921 Was taking a sec to think about it

    • @dannybaxter7556
      @dannybaxter7556 3 роки тому +14

      @@Resi1ience Oh yeah just a sec lol

  • @General_Flores
    @General_Flores 4 роки тому +2212

    "You did not tell me that faendal shot you in the back while you were murdering another man..."
    The look on his face while hearing that is great.

    • @aidenbelanger7867
      @aidenbelanger7867 4 роки тому +201

      "...anyway "

    • @javigd96
      @javigd96 4 роки тому +145

      He didn't tell him that the chat attacked Lydia before she murdered them either

    • @hollyfindlay4051
      @hollyfindlay4051 3 роки тому +82

      @@javigd96 This was the point I was waiting for the defendants to mention, but... None of them thought of it, I guess.

    • @CthulhuOnCam
      @CthulhuOnCam 3 роки тому +6

      Favourite part of the episode

    • @IOL-ox5tn
      @IOL-ox5tn 3 роки тому +2

      Timestamp?

  • @bean_hub
    @bean_hub 4 роки тому +6470

    This series started off as a Skyrim playthrough with a twist now it’s just the Phoenix Wright games

    • @wavestrider2160
      @wavestrider2160 4 роки тому +147

      @Darrin Gambone and with an actual lawyer no less

    • @Maseruxer
      @Maseruxer 3 роки тому +24

      but bloodier

    • @parslara5367
      @parslara5367 3 роки тому +27

      and with less parots

    • @yogurt7918
      @yogurt7918 3 роки тому +2

      There is a disturbance in the force...

    • @emilymclaughlin4599
      @emilymclaughlin4599 3 роки тому

      Shhh nobody move... maybe he can't see us

  • @nazonrev5087
    @nazonrev5087 2 роки тому +3193

    My favorite part is when Doug goes to take a shower and just says "here I'll let you guys play". I hope he realizes he is one of the very few streamers who can actually have this level of interaction with his chat.

    • @JoshuaAnthonyYT
      @JoshuaAnthonyYT Рік тому +409

      Someone did a whole ass analysis on it, and their conclusion was that it's a completely new height of interaction, and that Doug is the ONLY person who can make a chat of thousands feel individually important.

    • @Insert.Oregano
      @Insert.Oregano Рік тому +207

      Chat is like Doug's younger siblings when this happens

    • @DistinguishedBread
      @DistinguishedBread Рік тому +127

      @@Insert.Oregano especially how doug beat up the “big bad boss” (Lydia) after it kept killing chat

    • @legendarytat8278
      @legendarytat8278 Рік тому +26

      @@JoshuaAnthonyYT can I see the analysis for myself?

    • @JoshuaAnthonyYT
      @JoshuaAnthonyYT Рік тому

      @@legendarytat8278 I think this is it: ua-cam.com/video/4Bv7FmNyZHM/v-deo.html

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 4 роки тому +5619

    I love how Faendal's death is honored while Lydia's death is like *SHE'S A WITCH!*

    • @aaa-qr9yy
      @aaa-qr9yy 4 роки тому +531

      plus fondals was an accidental, however Lydia clearly purposely attacked him 2 Times

    • @Mothbean
      @Mothbean 4 роки тому +357

      Because Faendal was an innocent man who was wrongly accused, whereas Lydia was a treacherous witch who deserved to burn.

    • @nikeneon3188
      @nikeneon3188 4 роки тому +76

      @@aaa-qr9yy Chat used shaut on her that was 100% self defence from her side

    • @omgwtfhaxfan1221003
      @omgwtfhaxfan1221003 4 роки тому +117

      @@nikeneon3188 chat used the "dash" shout on her while she was swinging, resulting in an unintentionnal kill bu hammer to the head

    • @gummyneighborino7217
      @gummyneighborino7217 3 роки тому +2

      @@nikeneon3188 br

  • @erobertt3
    @erobertt3 3 роки тому +1577

    teleporting lydia to you was cheating, she was doing great hiding out after the attempted execution but you used otherworldly god magic to bring her back.

  • @Sestrim
    @Sestrim 4 роки тому +3211

    "Oh my God, I almost did a TikTok dance."
    Then uses mayo as shampoo. Man knows his priorities, he's got my respect.

    • @gamingcatago3269
      @gamingcatago3269 4 роки тому +50

      you should see his actual tikTok dance, DO THE MARIO

    • @makomarko4679
      @makomarko4679 4 роки тому +13

      @@gamingcatago3269 swing your arms from side to side

    • @jamestuason4832
      @jamestuason4832 4 роки тому +14

      @@makomarko4679 c'mon it's time to go do the mario

    • @gamergamer7508
      @gamergamer7508 4 роки тому +9

      @@jamestuason4832 Take one step and then again

    • @dungeonquestboi32
      @dungeonquestboi32 4 роки тому +9

      @@gamergamer7508 Let's do the mario all together now

  • @realkingofantarctica
    @realkingofantarctica 4 роки тому +707

    I had no idea this would turn into a series, but I couldn't be happier.

  • @Vaati456
    @Vaati456 3 роки тому +664

    It's genuinely possible Lydia despawned before she could impact with the ground, which most likely wasn't loaded in in the first place considering the height of High Hrothgar...

    • @BKBK-yo1zz
      @BKBK-yo1zz 2 роки тому +70

      No lydia is just REALLY beefy

    • @Thetasteoforange
      @Thetasteoforange 2 роки тому +6

      The problem is that, I've shot off many followers and they all take fall damage.

    • @bradleybarnett1469
      @bradleybarnett1469 2 роки тому +82

      Both of the people above are wrong. It's loading zones. Similar to if you're in White Run and get launched out, you don't fall into the normal world. So, she basically hit an invisible barrier that dealt no damage and she was basically just eternally in that loading zone. Faendal died because while it was high up, he wasn't launching him into another separate loading zone

    • @Ceber300
      @Ceber300 2 роки тому +68

      @@bradleybarnett1469 so when Doug tried to kill Lydia the first time she was actually warped into some sort of purgatory?

    • @bradleybarnett1469
      @bradleybarnett1469 2 роки тому +22

      @@Ceber300 yes, basically

  • @aa-tx7th
    @aa-tx7th 4 роки тому +2021

    "I know I speak for everyone when I say fuck."
    My god that line is amazing.

    • @audiomanwithaudioplan964
      @audiomanwithaudioplan964 3 роки тому +116

      an then the censor beep afterward had me dyin

    • @aa-tx7th
      @aa-tx7th 3 роки тому +31

      holy crap you're right that was even better!

    • @maltewernerwoiske
      @maltewernerwoiske 2 роки тому +3

      Timestamp?

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 2 роки тому +1

      this is the first vid i have ever seen. fuck the what?

    • @Br-kc2jy
      @Br-kc2jy 2 роки тому +1

      @@maltewernerwoiske 11:05

  • @alphanoodle1877
    @alphanoodle1877 4 роки тому +2461

    I like how twitch chat was actively trying to hit Lydia and got angry when she killed them

    • @okalright3941
      @okalright3941 3 роки тому +130

      No she was trying to fight a draugr, a head popped up

    • @NebuJustice
      @NebuJustice 3 роки тому +39

      @@okalright3941 ok alright

    • @andyhaochizhang
      @andyhaochizhang 3 роки тому +142

      Lydia was attacking enemies to the left. You can see they got hit by frostbite spider right before that and they were dead either way.

    • @darrydaryl3067
      @darrydaryl3067 3 роки тому +66

      You can clearly see there is a red dot on the compass part on the top of the screen showing an enemy to the left

    • @alphanoodle1877
      @alphanoodle1877 3 роки тому +76

      @@darrydaryl3067 then it was merely manslaughter and the sentence should have been time in prison

  • @cancerino666
    @cancerino666 2 роки тому +501

    That went from "god she's perfect" to "she's a witch!" really fast

    • @thedamnguy2896
      @thedamnguy2896 2 роки тому +59

      medieval europe in a nutshell

    • @PinnePon
      @PinnePon 9 місяців тому +11

      Medieval men getting rejected

  • @lex3680
    @lex3680 4 роки тому +8840

    She didn’t try to kill Doug, she just wanted to kill chat. On that basis she is completely innocent.

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 роки тому +317

      wait no that's still manslaughter, and also attempted murder

    • @jeffyjeff4132
      @jeffyjeff4132 4 роки тому +257

      Is chat really man tho?

    • @penguinkirb3759
      @penguinkirb3759 4 роки тому +70

      Still murder

    • @drewvarner8001
      @drewvarner8001 4 роки тому +16

      NomadicMars she still killed someone twice

    • @mewkoamew6940
      @mewkoamew6940 4 роки тому +235

      Twitch chat used a shout on her, in that dungeon that could have kill her. So she was allowed to use deadly force to defend herself

  • @MSte21
    @MSte21 4 роки тому +937

    That moment when Doug summons Lydia to make sure she'd dead and SHE STANDS UP AND WALKS AWAY.
    What a power move.

    • @mudkip4615
      @mudkip4615 3 роки тому +29

      She was so casual about it as well. Total badass.

    • @EF-kk3vh
      @EF-kk3vh 3 роки тому +17

      queen behavior tbh

    • @trashpanda7010
      @trashpanda7010 3 роки тому +7

      "Thanks for the shortcut, Boss."

  • @dynamiteguy4650
    @dynamiteguy4650 3 роки тому +452

    This was a magnificent 18 minute anime, the twists and turns that happened to our protagonist Doug Doug was breath-taking. A simple line "Lydias alive?..." had so much disclosed emotion, this anime was positively incredible - 5 star

  • @fidget0227
    @fidget0227 4 роки тому +1773

    Phrases from Doug’s roommate I’m stealing:
    “That’s quite a story, Douglas.”
    “I mean I thought I made it pretty apparent in my analogy that that is exactly the case”

    • @mudkip4615
      @mudkip4615 3 роки тому +84

      Next time someone tells me something I'm going to say: "That's quite a story, Douglas."

  • @musarretbajwa
    @musarretbajwa 4 роки тому +703

    I never thought that I would be praising sonic the hedgehog for killing a not dead witch for killing twitch chat twice while some guy named Douglas washed out mayonnaise from his hair
    In all honesty, quality content Doug this had me rolling.

    • @randomcartoon8901
      @randomcartoon8901 4 роки тому

      @Expert's Money Strategy
      What... Are you doing?

    • @domilink9747
      @domilink9747 4 роки тому

      Do you know where the sound track at 10:02 came from?

    • @domilink9747
      @domilink9747 4 роки тому +1

      RiptideV10 huh thanks

  • @girlbossalex8065
    @girlbossalex8065 3 роки тому +534

    “I think I speak for everybody when I say Fuck *beep*”
    Your censoring is on point as always Douglas

  • @apocolototh1948
    @apocolototh1948 4 роки тому +396

    "How did she survive?"- I think she flew out of calculationdistance. Thats why she arrived prone

    • @mudkip4615
      @mudkip4615 3 роки тому +25

      That is actually really smart and logical.

    • @bigbenhgy
      @bigbenhgy 3 роки тому +1

      It's actually strange that sonic could kill her. I thought Lydia is one of those special kind of NPCs, who has to die by the player. Other NPCs etc. can only wound her and knock her on the ground.

    • @chaseknode3051
      @chaseknode3051 3 роки тому +54

      @@bigbenhgy part of the challenge was that he made all followers killable by npcs

  • @krimson8317
    @krimson8317 4 роки тому +581

    "You didn't tell me Faendel killed you while you murdered another man"
    Doug: 0_n_0

    • @indigofrog1337
      @indigofrog1337 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah but the guy doug was killing double crosses you later

    • @jonnyofalltrades6620
      @jonnyofalltrades6620 3 роки тому +2

      My biggest issue with that is that Arvel the Swift is a thief and a criminal, so his death/murder would be legal in the land of Skyrim.

    • @RandomElk58
      @RandomElk58 3 роки тому +5

      @@jonnyofalltrades6620 Fondel probably didn’t know that, his intentions were still pure.
      I KNOW THATS A WEAK EXCUSE BUT I JUST WANT JUSTICE FOR FONDEL

    • @LuminousWhispers11
      @LuminousWhispers11 2 роки тому +3

      @@RandomElk58 Late comment but legally it is not a weak excuse. You can't kill someone in self defense before you are in danger.

  • @TimelessWorldOfGaming
    @TimelessWorldOfGaming Рік тому +139

    10:20 It would have been a priceless moment if the camera turned, and the courier was already standing behind him with Lydia's will.

  • @Proxapox
    @Proxapox 4 роки тому +295

    I love how Jack acknowledged that Doug was killing another man when Faendal killed him

    • @popcronartist5488
      @popcronartist5488 4 роки тому +10

      Dose that mean faendal was incent

    • @ObviousToast
      @ObviousToast 4 роки тому +33

      popcron artist It means Faendal was protecting another citizen under legal means. So yes

    • @lukebaskette2746
      @lukebaskette2746 4 роки тому +4

      Guess it was a mistrial whoops

    • @Stumblier_Grey
      @Stumblier_Grey 4 роки тому +4

      I just realized why is doug doug not punished for killing someone

    • @MichaelIZKOOL
      @MichaelIZKOOL 4 роки тому +5

      @@ObviousToast I'm not so sure about that. You see, Arvel was harboring stolen goods that Doug was dispatched to retrieve, so his lack of cooperation in abiding by the law ultimately led to his demise. Doug was essentially an officer of the law doing his duty and Fondle just attacked him out of no where.

  • @pink4566
    @pink4566 4 роки тому +1360

    hear me out, i played kingdom come, so i learned that, very long ago when you were senteced to death by hanging (kinda like lydia's death) but the rope break and you live, they had to let you go, because they thought it was god's will to let you live
    so the question is... *did god save lydia from death?*
    if thats the case... then you gotta bring her back to life

    • @joesephjoestar2079
      @joesephjoestar2079 4 роки тому +15

      No

    • @pink4566
      @pink4566 4 роки тому +34

      @@joesephjoestar2079
      ok ;(

    • @cyburn9986
      @cyburn9986 4 роки тому +44

      @@joesephjoestar2079 Then mr joestar, explain how Angelo was not just killed when the rope around his neck broke.

    • @plzletmein3267
      @plzletmein3267 4 роки тому +21

      she was sent 10 thousand feet off a mountain that’s not gods gift that’s witchcraft or just being stupidly duarble

    • @xKibaFTWx
      @xKibaFTWx 3 роки тому +35

      @@plzletmein3267 or God's gift

  • @DBE_TheZek
    @DBE_TheZek 3 роки тому +176

    “Innocent Twitch chat, who have never commited a crime, died mysteriously”
    Remembers the time that 2/3rds of them said they had murdered someone…

  • @shinobix4925
    @shinobix4925 4 роки тому +289

    This series is honestly one of the most engaging narratives I've seen on UA-cam for a while. It's impressive how you can turn a random challenge stream into an epic saga with betrayals, plot twists, and genuinely heart warming moments

  • @birdbrain691
    @birdbrain691 4 роки тому +308

    “Snake Eater” playing each companions’ murder/trial is mentioned kills me

    • @CarpetHater
      @CarpetHater 4 роки тому +4

      Snake eater is played on every single dougdoug stream

  • @nostalgiagaming560
    @nostalgiagaming560 3 роки тому +263

    This series needs a part 3. I need to know if it really was Todd...

    • @cjrulz121
      @cjrulz121 Рік тому +6

      Plot twist…
      Todd Howard’s Doug’s dad

  • @BestDurian
    @BestDurian 4 роки тому +979

    “Twitch chat, who’s never committed a crime”
    Also Twitch chat: Drives into GTA People, crashes planes into crowds, golfs with boats...

    • @TheMadwomen
      @TheMadwomen 4 роки тому +27

      GASP! NOT GOLF!

    • @BestDurian
      @BestDurian 4 роки тому +24

      Homicidal golf is my favorite kind

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 4 роки тому +17

      @@BestDurian
      Are you really having fun if someone doesn't end up dead?

    • @BestDurian
      @BestDurian 4 роки тому +8

      @someguy1237 it’s fun if either homocide or durians are involved

    • @sci_pain3409
      @sci_pain3409 4 роки тому +5

      thousands of people piloting one plane is probably illegal

  • @Tristan1062
    @Tristan1062 4 роки тому +293

    “How the California death penalty was meant to be played,” was not something I knew I needed to hear Doug say.

  • @jewelv1600
    @jewelv1600 2 роки тому +94

    I just realized the first time Lydia killed Twitch Chat, they shouted at her just before she did it. She killed them in self defense. She was innocent and afraid. Godspeed, Lydia

  • @Lastmunch
    @Lastmunch 4 роки тому +524

    It was a bad idea to even attempt to replace Faendal, that man was one of a kind.

  • @andrewschubert7091
    @andrewschubert7091 4 роки тому +332

    To be fair, an arrow could be considered a lethal injection

  • @askinredroads5132
    @askinredroads5132 2 роки тому +75

    Lydia was clearly comitting some good ol’ vigilante justice, justice for fondle.

  • @JJK10293
    @JJK10293 4 роки тому +185

    I love the guy in chat who said right after Doug accused Lydia of murder; "Oh not this again!"

    • @personman8734
      @personman8734 2 роки тому +24

      There is something amazing about the fact that every single time he does this challenge it always devolves into a court drama.

  • @treeninja8924
    @treeninja8924 4 роки тому +520

    “Innocent twitch chat, who never commit a crime!”
    Yeah... innocent...

    • @mobslaya_4547
      @mobslaya_4547 3 роки тому +8

      I like to think that Twitch Chat existing is a crime in and of itself

    • @silvercandra4275
      @silvercandra4275 3 роки тому +1

      I read that in Cicero's voice and I'm not sure why, but it was definitely fitting.

    • @CazeElite
      @CazeElite 3 роки тому

      "So if you've murdered somebody, you're gonna be our drive and reverse crew"

    • @ElvenScout44
      @ElvenScout44 3 роки тому

      @King Asgore Dreemurr "Look Down"

  • @exhotheperson6333
    @exhotheperson6333 3 роки тому +100

    I love the whole letting your twitch chat play skyrim for you. It's like letting your younger cousin playing while you go to the restroom, so wholesome

  • @galvetheirondragon1929
    @galvetheirondragon1929 4 роки тому +262

    Lydia avenged Faendal. She knew what happened in previous timelines.
    Ok, Lydia surviving was a plot twist i didn't expect

    • @Ryan-bm9jp
      @Ryan-bm9jp 4 роки тому +1

      My mind blew sky high

    • @dylanpresidafonseca2545
      @dylanpresidafonseca2545 4 роки тому

      A protected NPC.

    • @bengal4047
      @bengal4047 4 роки тому

      When in combat normally, she goes to one knee to regen health before she dies and will recover unless you accidentally hit her, which will finish her off. I suspect the fall was similar to that

    • @dylanpresidafonseca2545
      @dylanpresidafonseca2545 4 роки тому +1

      @@bengal4047 yeah it's called a protected NPC, and it's in all modern Bethesda games. Check the wiki entry for more info.

    • @Ryan-bm9jp
      @Ryan-bm9jp 4 роки тому

      @@dylanpresidafonseca2545 thanks for the info bro

  • @RhysGBiv
    @RhysGBiv 4 роки тому +787

    It really makes this so sad that we prosecuted Faendal for accidentally killing Doug in the heat of the moment, but then Lydia comes around and purposely kills him multiple times. We should have kept Faendal. He was a good boy. He didn't deserve his fate and the fact that we killed him only led us to more wicked and depraved sous chef. He was the best of us but we killed him when he didn't deserve it. Rest in peace Faendal knowing you were the last pure person to walk the Earth...

    • @herotehdude
      @herotehdude 4 роки тому +40

      We should’ve known better.

    • @williambrilliant1419
      @williambrilliant1419 4 роки тому +29

      Should’ve just exiled him.

    • @azas118
      @azas118 4 роки тому +29

      It's not the followers that are evil. IT'S US.

    • @flotro9684
      @flotro9684 4 роки тому +9

      Can I get an Amen

    • @flame6983
      @flame6983 4 роки тому +4

      #revivefaendal

  • @moonshoos6148
    @moonshoos6148 3 роки тому +210

    "just bill me for an hour" dude actually HIRED a lawyer to settle this.

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 4 роки тому +77

    I think Lydia got stuck in some map geometry and was unable to stand back up the entire time, only freed once Doug teleported her. Hence why she was going through the "on the ground getting back up" animation when she reappeared.

  • @Spoon80085
    @Spoon80085 4 роки тому +196

    I like the way that you talk makes it seem like narrator Doug is a different Doug than player Doug

    • @halstead8777
      @halstead8777 4 роки тому +12

      Doug is the narrator. Doug Doug is the player

    • @gamingcatago3269
      @gamingcatago3269 4 роки тому +3

      @@halstead8777 other way around

    • @fidget0227
      @fidget0227 4 роки тому +1

      GamingCatago It’s neither. They’re both just Doug. 2 Dougs. Doug Doug

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 3 роки тому +53

    "Is she in contempt of court for not dying?"
    Underrated line

  • @alexramey2062
    @alexramey2062 3 роки тому +1110

    "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
    No. But apparently it's a conditioner.

    • @mattchamp1541
      @mattchamp1541 3 роки тому +36

      Mayonnaise contains oils, eggs, and other ingredients that nourish hair. It's an inexpensive alternative to pricey conditioning products that offer similar results. Applying mayonnaise as a conditioning treatment will leave your hair soft, silky, and shiny.

    • @notanguished
      @notanguished 2 роки тому +31

      @@mattchamp1541 people on the internet always teach me new things everytime I go on here and I don't know how to feel about it

    • @yahirdoesbadvids
      @yahirdoesbadvids 2 роки тому +17

      @@mattchamp1541 it also makes your hair look like mayonnaise....

    • @TheeFungUsAmongUs
      @TheeFungUsAmongUs 2 роки тому +4

      @@notanguished its also good treatment against lice

    • @masonlewis6697
      @masonlewis6697 Рік тому +1

      @@yahirdoesbadvids a small price to pay for soft hair

  • @Catago
    @Catago 4 роки тому +391

    "innocent twitch chat, who have never committed a crime"
    flashbacks to the chicken video

    • @domilink9747
      @domilink9747 4 роки тому +2

      Do you know where the sound track at 10:02 came from?

    • @domilink9747
      @domilink9747 4 роки тому +1

      Lil Kulture it’s world of Warcraft lions rest music, but it’s a certain part specifically canticle sacrifice D

  • @Alucardd-tt8eb
    @Alucardd-tt8eb 2 роки тому +19

    When he teleported Lydia and she just got up, flexed, and slow walked away…I lost it 😂

  • @somerandomguy5097
    @somerandomguy5097 4 роки тому +331

    “When Doug was CLEANING UP HIS MAYONNAISE” that was hilarious

  • @Lozinlimbo
    @Lozinlimbo 4 роки тому +96

    Lydia surving that fall was a plot twist I was not expecting and I was not emotionally ready for it

  • @philm9863
    @philm9863 3 роки тому +1031

    You were wrong to kill Lydia twice. She technically had two trials and that’s double jeopardy

    • @SomeGlasses
      @SomeGlasses 3 роки тому +73

      No? She was never proven guilty twice she just happened to survive the death sentence once

    • @eleanorcooke7136
      @eleanorcooke7136 3 роки тому +127

      @@SomeGlasses if a person survives the death penalty, the sentence cannot be re-executed and so Lydia should've gone free.

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 3 роки тому +7

      @@eleanorcooke7136 did you not watch the video you bumbling fool? Douglas’ lawyer friend told him what happens when the first death sentence doesn’t take.

    • @getaround1276
      @getaround1276 3 роки тому +3

      Well she committed murder twice tho

    • @ashleywestmoreland7807
      @ashleywestmoreland7807 3 роки тому +103

      @@eleanorcooke7136 Technically the death sentence was never executed in the first place because she didn't die.

  • @craylik5589
    @craylik5589 4 роки тому +295

    Crime of love. She was jealous of the relationship between DougDoug and the chat so she decided to take matters into her hands.
    Twice.
    Such a shame.

    • @domilink9747
      @domilink9747 4 роки тому

      Craylik Do you know where the sound track at 10:02 came from?

  • @opi_is_me1576
    @opi_is_me1576 4 роки тому +166

    I love how he actually calls his lawyer friend for these haha.

  • @eggshelleytheegg1014
    @eggshelleytheegg1014 3 роки тому +39

    "When Doug was cleaning up his MaYoNAisE!" The way he said mayonaise just killed me😂

  • @dox4928
    @dox4928 4 роки тому +181

    "Never committed a crime"
    *takes a single look at twitch chat controls the mods*
    "Yes... Innocent"

  • @survoltron3795
    @survoltron3795 4 роки тому +45

    11:08 Thank you for bleeping that out my precious ears couldn't stand hearing that

  • @KatBaumgarten
    @KatBaumgarten 3 роки тому +63

    Jack is such a good sport, this man has so much patience 👏👏

  • @beeburkhart7562
    @beeburkhart7562 4 роки тому +1063

    So it seems like the only reasonable response is to throw Todd Howard off a mountain

    • @goose93
      @goose93 3 роки тому +29

      And not in skyrim...

    • @shamrockgaming9505
      @shamrockgaming9505 3 роки тому +12

      if you kill him he will just grow stronger

    • @camman3740
      @camman3740 3 роки тому +6

      @@shamrockgaming9505 Wait... So impaling him into a volcano and dismembering him doesn't work?

    • @litchtheshinigami8936
      @litchtheshinigami8936 3 роки тому

      *insert wilhelm scream*

    • @ashb7
      @ashb7 3 роки тому +11

      But then, 6 months later, you watch in horror as yet another version of Skyrim is announced...

  • @nothayden9192
    @nothayden9192 4 роки тому +691

    Lydia only killed twitch chat and never killed Doug Doug. The reason she did this is because twitch chat is not human but instead multiple people which is a foreign concept to Lydia who lives in a medieval time period. Therefore, it can only be assumed that she thought Doug Doug was being controlled by witchcraft and was trying to save him by killing him. Also, you can not argue that she did it a second time making her more guilty because after the first “murder”, Doug Doug came back into playing as the main character confirming her believes that Doug Doug was controlled by an alien concept aka twitch chat. So in summary, Lydia is innocent and Doug Doug/Twitch chat murdered an innocent person. Thank you for reading and I hope you have a great rest of your day.

    • @jakethebeest2376
      @jakethebeest2376 4 роки тому +39

      Objection, even if the concept was foreign to lydia murder is still murder! even then, this is not medieval times, this is skyrim where spell casters are common. so even if doug doug was being controlled by witchcraft it's still a murder!

    • @ragnar2068
      @ragnar2068 4 роки тому +10

      @@jakethebeest2376 Skyrim is set in a kind of fantasy medival timeline so that kinda makes no sense

    • @dumbdead8835
      @dumbdead8835 4 роки тому +7

      Yes, but she thought it was a human, she didn’t know it was many just people online her intentions where evil, she is a attempted murder

    • @thelittlet2255
      @thelittlet2255 4 роки тому +3

      Ok

    • @DareDevil_00I
      @DareDevil_00I 4 роки тому +15

      I have a new piece of evidence that nobody has been talking about, Faendal was observed shooting Doug with an arrow in the back and killing him where he stands... BUT WHAT WAS DOUG DOING!? Doug was seen killing a man by his not even owned follower, he was not even paid, Doug did not display any reason why he should be allowed to be commandingly telling an innocent man what too do! Faendal was ok with killing bandits and wolves as he knew that they must pay for their sins but was probably shaken by it, when Faendal saw Doug killing a man asking no BEGGING TOO BE SAVED BEING BURNED ALIVE... he knew what he had too do... and now, Doug is taking the title of a hero, Doug... IS A MURDERER! That is all, your honor

  • @tomu.3285
    @tomu.3285 2 роки тому +123

    Lydia was sentenced to death unjustly! there were 2 videos presented to us when this video was posted (though it was more than a year ago now), but both of them contain the truth of Lydia's innocence!
    the first video that was presented was Lydia making a wide swing, and clipping the head of our dear protagonist. however, i can say with certainty that Lydia did not intend for it to hit us, simply because, when she started her attack, we weren't close enough! in the window where she started and ended her swing at an enemy that is briefly visible in the bottom left hand corner, chat used the whirlwind sprint shout, and therefore got us close enough for Lydia to accidentally strike us. Therefore, in account of the first piece of evidence, it was an unintentional murder, legally recognized as Involuntary Manslaughter.
    The second video showed us our protagonist, butt up against a wall, as Lydia performs a shield bash strike, which strikes our player. however, there are some fundamental elements of this video that we must take into account:
    A: The hallway that Lydia was facing was blocked from our view by a corner, it could have been a simple path, but it was probably an intersection, judging by point B
    B: to perform a shield bash, a character must first block with their weapon, before striking. seeing as it is a move meant to stagger opponents mid-charge attack, it is reasonable to classify it as a defensive move, and unfit of being used to execute the player.
    C: Skyrim hit boxes are notorious for being janky, at best. considering the situation that Doug placed himself in, its completely within expectation that Lydia, trying to strike an enemy, would accidentally strike the player
    And so, while its still entirely possible that Lydia did indeed strike Doug with intent to kill, the reasoning i have provided proves that there is cause for a reasonable doubt, and therefore, Lydia's true verdict is Involuntary Manslaughter. and for this lapse of the jury, i ask Doug to commemorate Lydia, in a way that would honor her, and raise her valor to the heavens where she resides
    EDIT: so i didnt watch the full video and i see shes alive now. i wasted a lot of time
    EDIT 2: didnt watch the full video again, my case still stands!

    • @MGSLurmey
      @MGSLurmey 2 роки тому +15

      I'm actually pretty certain that in both cases, chat were killed by enemies off-screen, and Lydia happened to be mid-attack at the same time.
      In the first case, a side-swipe like that doesn't connect with any hitboxes, the attack is sent out as a ray in the direction the character is facing when executing the attack, not as a wide-arc of possible hit locations.
      In the second case, it is clear that there is an enemy nearby from the red dot on the compass. It's also clear that Lydia was, in fact, NOT in the middle of a blocking stagger attack, as at the moment chat died, she was still raising her weapon to initiate the block.
      In both cases, it appears chat were killed by a draugr or frostbite spider as both of these can have ranged attacks.
      Lydia is innocent and was wrongly convicted of two counts of murder she did not commit.

  • @Aduro180
    @Aduro180 4 роки тому +42

    I love how these challenges are almost everytime just a background for all this gold content and little stories that write themselves on streams

  • @MokeyandMokeyinc
    @MokeyandMokeyinc 4 роки тому +343

    The body cams showing Lydia committing the “crime” shows no enemy because it’s turned because twitch chat was trying to convict her of murder and cover it up

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 3 роки тому +7

      Twitch chat is a group and isn’t good at controlling a camera. Just look at how hard it is to play Skyrim with voice controls. Can you imagine that except with a 1000 or so people trying to manipulate a digital meat puppet?

    • @DraedonTheInventor
      @DraedonTheInventor 3 роки тому +10

      @@ironwraith852 it's a joke. And you missed it.

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 3 роки тому +1

      @@DraedonTheInventor what point is there to arguing over whether or not she did it, when we know she did twice. How can you tell there really was. And why would she walk towards you, pull out here hammer and swing directly at you. This wasn’t a mistake. She was *not* turned to the side when she slammed it into Twitch’s ribs from behind. This was not a mistake.

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 3 роки тому +2

      @@DraedonTheInventor also what exactly is the joke here?

    • @lawrencerambridge7418
      @lawrencerambridge7418 2 роки тому +1

      @@DraedonTheInventor YOU THINK THE LAW IS A JOKE

  • @mushracc771
    @mushracc771 3 роки тому +29

    i love how doug treats twitch chat like his best friend

  • @skippy336
    @skippy336 4 роки тому +154

    Skyrim 1 health Part 3, RETURN AND REVENGE OF FONDLE

    • @iduedz
      @iduedz 4 роки тому

      And lydia

    • @domilink9747
      @domilink9747 4 роки тому

      Do you know where the sound track at 10:02 came from?

  • @GraphicalHeartsRR
    @GraphicalHeartsRR 4 роки тому +112

    “Bill me for, lets say an hour?”
    “Sure”
    Jack is 100% over this lmao

  • @etherdeef4303
    @etherdeef4303 2 роки тому +2

    I love the technicalness of your friend jack and then you trying to hype it up as much as possible with epic music

  • @HacesAndCo
    @HacesAndCo 4 роки тому +70

    This is how puplic execution was meant to be played

  • @7lProthean
    @7lProthean 4 роки тому +40

    I’m 7 minutes into this video and this is the most amazing content I’ve seen on UA-cam all year. DougDoug you never fail to provide. Both your creativity AND the plots that end up panning out over the course of the video is insane and you have become one of my all-time favorite UA-camrs.
    Please, keep it up, and stay safe my friend. Amazing.

  • @trentrhoads7007
    @trentrhoads7007 3 роки тому +27

    Some how DougDoug makes his own side missions

  • @thatoneguywhoknittedthejim2912
    @thatoneguywhoknittedthejim2912 3 роки тому +651

    When you die it loads the most recent save, and the events that lead to your death are non-canon. This means that while Faendal and Lydia did kill you, these events were overwritten by loading back to the last save.

    • @nerptheepic
      @nerptheepic 3 роки тому +37

      O fuck

    • @audiomanwithaudioplan964
      @audiomanwithaudioplan964 3 роки тому +8

      doomed timelines in homseytuck haha im so funny

    • @jonnyofalltrades6620
      @jonnyofalltrades6620 3 роки тому +37

      My argument:
      We have the ability to look back into alternate timelines and view these actions as it they've happened. Are we theoretically above this fact of Cannon vs non cannon, or does the convicted's ignorance of this fact make our transcendence invalid?
      Edit:... and therefore are they innocent?

    • @regularbloke2117
      @regularbloke2117 3 роки тому +8

      Two words : Minority Report

    • @bubbsterr4967
      @bubbsterr4967 3 роки тому +8

      @@jonnyofalltrades6620 I would say they are not innocent, assuming the murder was premeditated. You dont just commit the perfect murder out of nowhere, believe me. These things take time, planning.... unless these acts truly were accidental, Doug's abilities are simply saving himself from being murdered.

  • @mei_sun025
    @mei_sun025 3 роки тому +77

    ya know, I found DougDoug not 2 weeks ago, but along with laughing my butt off from his content, his dedication to having his fans be included, and his dedication to bits its unparalleled, letting them play the game when he's away like you let your little sibling play when you go do something. It doesn't feel like I'm watching a guy play games, it feels like I'm watching a guy play with a bunch of friends. Its really wholesome and I'm happy to have found him!

  • @user-mu5gv8vi7r
    @user-mu5gv8vi7r 2 роки тому +20

    One question I have from this, is if we killed faendal fairly. The lawyer seemed to have some objections to it.

    • @LuminousWhispers11
      @LuminousWhispers11 2 роки тому +8

      He wasn't killed legally. I figured that out from Jack's word choice and the fact that he brought it up to begin with. 😂

  • @callummillo859
    @callummillo859 4 роки тому +28

    The lore, the storytelling, the twists.
    Its... *Beautiful*

  • @mr.burkenstock4188
    @mr.burkenstock4188 4 роки тому +97

    Doug Doug is the most underrated content creator. He just is so good at keeping his twitch chat alive and make intresting content at the same time, that’s hard as heck

    • @rogierownage
      @rogierownage 2 роки тому +3

      "He just is so good at keeping his twitch chat alive"
      Except when Lydia kills them

  • @whydoistillusethissite8626
    @whydoistillusethissite8626 2 роки тому +6

    2 years since this video came out. Damn, time flies...
    Hopefully Doug continues this series one day, it was really fun

  • @grasss-eater8928
    @grasss-eater8928 4 роки тому +148

    The original title was: “Skyrim but with 1 hit point: Lydias story”

  • @FranklyHerman
    @FranklyHerman 4 роки тому +54

    1:24 “Lydia probably won’t Murder us”
    Oh you sweet summer child

  • @whydoistillusethissite8626
    @whydoistillusethissite8626 3 роки тому +10

    1 year anniversary of this video. WE NEED MORE DOUG!!

  • @TheCat_3
    @TheCat_3 4 роки тому +346

    She killed chat so they wouldn't be embarrassed when they die by enemy, what a hero, I hope she gets pardoned ;-;

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 3 роки тому +23

      chat deserves it

    • @jaypolas4136
      @jaypolas4136 3 роки тому +1

      i don't agree

    • @Pihsrosnec
      @Pihsrosnec 3 роки тому +20

      @@omnical6135 chat are known criminals. It's not murder if the bounty states "dead or alive".

    • @jamesbelway621
      @jamesbelway621 3 роки тому +2

      *she was a true patriot!*

  • @aliskk8
    @aliskk8 4 роки тому +237

    Doug: will she go to soverngaurd? That’s not for us to know
    Also Doug two seconds later: Go to meet fondle again in hell

  • @NatTheShadowViper
    @NatTheShadowViper 3 роки тому +10

    I love how during Lydia’s execution, the chat was either spamming emotes, happy or sad. There was nothing else

  • @RB-sj6pd
    @RB-sj6pd 4 роки тому +94

    4:48 “there, there, and some behind my chair. There’s mayonnaise everywhere.”
    These bars

    • @paytonolberding655
      @paytonolberding655 Рік тому +1

      Man, you beat me to it. I was gonna say he went full dr. Seuss

  • @thonur
    @thonur 4 роки тому +61

    She was innocent as you can see by the first footage Lidia was beginning her animation of swinging her ax and Chat walked into her and she couldn't stop herself and in the second evidence she was blocking meaning the she couldn't attack Chat. I rest my case your honor.

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 4 роки тому +3

      the OWO men
      Objection! But she did it twice and the second one was when Twitch chat was looking at a wall.

    • @CarpetHater
      @CarpetHater 4 роки тому +3

      I agree, and i tried to tell chat. But they were set on killing her

  • @MountainsAway
    @MountainsAway 3 роки тому +13

    After rewatching this, I don't think I have laughed so hard at a UA-cam video before. Thank you for the amazing content Doug.

  • @Tristan1062
    @Tristan1062 4 роки тому +52

    Can’t wait for part 3! At this rate we’ll beat Skyrim in only several years and a few dozen betrayals and subsequent capital punishments! #hype #howthecaliforniadeathpenaltywasmeanttobeplayed

  • @marcusattard8759
    @marcusattard8759 4 роки тому +165

    She was innocent! In the first "kill", we whirlwind sprinted into her hammer, and for the second "kill", she was blocking when you died. She's innocent!

    • @CarpetHater
      @CarpetHater 4 роки тому +17

      Also with 1hp a small tap is lethal

    • @whisperofghosts6969
      @whisperofghosts6969 4 роки тому +5

      Plus you could hear that a trap was activated the second time so the cause of death was an arrow and Lydia failed to protect them

    • @GoldbossGames
      @GoldbossGames 3 роки тому +6

      adn on the one she wasnt blocking for you could barely see movement on the left of the screen before chat got killed. So there is something lydia was swinging at.

  • @NamHoang-oy7lj
    @NamHoang-oy7lj 2 роки тому +7

    So to sum up the lore:
    A Mysterious entity ordered Fondle and Lydia to kill DougDoug the entity failed to save Fondle when after the trial but successfully saved Lydia from dying but DougDoug found out that Lydia hasn't died yet so he and Sonic killed her

  • @thatchillasian8924
    @thatchillasian8924 4 роки тому +48

    “Innocent Twitch chat, who never committed any crimes”
    *flashbacks to GTA*
    Twitch chat: “Yeah of course! We’re completely innocent.”

  • @randomcartoon8901
    @randomcartoon8901 4 роки тому +153

    The perfect sequel doesn't ex-

    • @randomcartoon8901
      @randomcartoon8901 4 роки тому

      @Expert's Money Strategy
      NO
      GET OUTTA THIS VIDEO

    • @domilink9747
      @domilink9747 4 роки тому

      Do you know where the sound track at 10:02 came from?

    • @randomcartoon8901
      @randomcartoon8901 4 роки тому

      @@domilink9747
      No. Tell me if you find it

    • @randomcartoon8901
      @randomcartoon8901 4 роки тому

      @@domilink9747
      Pretty sure it's World of Warcraft at lion's rest C? Or maybe D?

    • @domilink9747
      @domilink9747 4 роки тому

      ? random cartoon ok thanks

  • @emmaward174
    @emmaward174 2 роки тому +46

    "Is she in contempt of court for not dying?" I legit choked on my food. Lydia almost k*lled me, too

    • @TsukiStuffs
      @TsukiStuffs 2 роки тому +5

      >censoring "killed"
      ???????

    • @emmaward174
      @emmaward174 2 роки тому +1

      @@TsukiStuffs oh weird, I don't remember doing that haha

  • @airpersquad
    @airpersquad 4 роки тому +86

    I demand a retrial!! The jury was also the defendant in case 2. Therefore, the murder of Twitch Chat should have been mediated by a 3rd party and not members of the jury. This is grounds for an immediate retrial. I am appalled by the behavior of this kangaroo court! If this is not addressed, we will see you in court Doug.

    • @coronin8587
      @coronin8587 4 роки тому

      The Statue of Limitations hasn't yet ran out!

    • @00RV00
      @00RV00 4 роки тому +11

      I mean you can have a retrial but Lydia's already dead.

    • @coronin8587
      @coronin8587 4 роки тому +4

      @@00RV00 A lot of things can fixed with the ol' ~ Player.Placeatme 00013480

    • @DropkickedBarracuda
      @DropkickedBarracuda 4 роки тому +1

      @@00RV00 thats what they thought the first time. whos to say the second attempt was any more succesful?

    • @rainingcomplete3018
      @rainingcomplete3018 4 роки тому

      bluePachyderm Well this video left out that Fondle was revived for a bit as a punishment, so Doug is capable of reviving her for a retrial.

  • @kayleecaca
    @kayleecaca 3 роки тому +42

    lydia and fundip are both secretly members of the dark brotherhood and are trying to kill doug

  • @mythyrox
    @mythyrox 3 роки тому +17

    the way he says "when doug was CLEANING UP HIS MAYONNAISE" has such a powerful energy to it that i cant even begin to explain

  • @89lance15
    @89lance15 4 роки тому +48

    "There's some mayonnaise there, there, everywhere" -Doug-ter Seuss 2020

  • @HavilandBerg
    @HavilandBerg 4 роки тому +35

    When Lydia first “Killed” chat you could see a moving figure to the left.

    • @goose93
      @goose93 3 роки тому

      But the seconds one wasnt justified

    • @halt1931
      @halt1931 3 роки тому +2

      second one she was blocking, no?

  • @robertmcgloin9198
    @robertmcgloin9198 2 роки тому +7

    14:33 The silence of those two seconds is DEAFENING!!!

  • @angelaly6470
    @angelaly6470 4 роки тому +12

    0:43 I swear it gets me every time, I always think faendal gets stuck on the roof and that's him with his legs spread out in your face