They DON’T show up unannounced. Don’t believe a damn thing T**** says unless he’s confessing to a crime. He has Secret Service there, and you bet they check out anyone who wants to meet with him. There is no such thing as an “unexpected” guest about whom the former POTUS knows nothing.
Sure the Secret Service knew who he was, but they may not have seen that it would be a PR problem. That's the job of the advisers whom he normally ignores. He may not have as many staff now as he did in the White House, certainly not as many senior politicos.
Whenever the Lardfather claims he doesn't know you and has never heard of you before, he knows AND has heard of you. Because that's the same excuse he used for every porn star who had spanked him with a rolled-up Newsweek with his face on the cover.
@@marshwetland3808 I LOVE it! Love ALL the late night monologues but always have a soft spot for Colbert bc I'm from Chicago & Stephen is an "adoptive native" of my city! We love him here! These monologues are great medicine to laugh at the many deranged people doing deranged things! Picturing the Legend in his own Mind hearing Ye say he could be his VP is just priceless! Really needed that laugh! Thanks Stephen!
@@uis999 I agree. Love Stephen, but nothing will make me like that freakin'' song!! I can't listen to the radio at Christmastime anymore, also because of Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree. Jeez, just put a bullet in me now!!! 😵💫🙀👎
@@POPCORN_BRAWL It is truly embarrassing that Treasonous Trump was EVER a president of these United States. It is little consolation that Treasonous Trump is rated by Historians as the WORST president in History.
@@lynnstlaurent6789 I remember people smoking on flying planes and at work. And yes, ashtrays everywhere. Streets full with cigarette butts and gum. Even cigarette bowls, like you would do with fruit, or some candy in the waiting room at the doctor. I wasn't born back then, but up until 1978 you could smoke in classes (here).
One of my first jobs was at a large LA hospital that had just gone smoke free. We used to sneak into the doctors lounge which was the only place where smoking was still allowed.
How did he not realise that would be taken as an insult. I can imagine Don's eyes popping, "no, you can be MY running mate" "No you" "Nuh uh" "I'm the boss of everyone" "No I am! you should be honoured"
just "something" ? lololol...that's about as "something" as wondering if diving into a pool that someone to forgot to fill might be a teensy bit unhealthy ;)
There aren't and never have been laws that prevent one from voluntarily releasing their tax information. He's simply hiding behind the audit(s) as an excuse. His taxes will reveal what a greedy, lying scumbag he truly is.
IRS was like: We were doing an audit?... guess we'd better get to work...😆😆 Weaselburg will put donny in jail, his testimony alone plus all the years of racketeering.
Stephen the monologue was hilarious as usual, many thanks to you and your writers. But a gold star is awarded for singing "All I want for Christmas." It's was wonderful. And done without a teleprompter, too
@@freya8133 Guess I was hoping for something funny? What a mistake that was. It's shocking that Colbert has so many subscribers with his mediocre comedy and terrible delivery.
@@thefly373 So Laurel and hardy or no longer funny? Marx Brothers? The Three Stooges? Abbott and Costello? Get real. And Ricky Gervais sucks. He couldn't hold Desi Anaz's jock strap.
@@randallbolt9193 You sound old. The limitations of comedy in that era is entertaining at least, and maybe that's what Colbert's going for. He failed. Failed miserably. If you can already guess the punchline before he says it, then it's no longer comedy. If he doesn't tell a compelling story, then it's not entertainment for most people. Why he doesn't joke about Biden, with golden raw material, is bizarre too.
@@bell2990 I think he's spending more effort into becoming a werewolf than this erection. Did you know a werewolf can kill a vampire. I don't know if you know but vampires are cool dudes.
As a Canadian with family in the U.S., every time I think there are few sane people left in the U.S. I watch Stephen Colbert. He and his audience lift my spirits. It makes me think there must be more. Hopefully, a majority.
Don't tell people your a Canadian, while suggesting you want more democrats like Stephen Colbert, that's embarrassing to the rest of us, that's like saying you want more of Justin Trudeau and don't nobody want that.
Greetings from a west coast canuck! There is a study that shows people who watch the Colbert show are more educated and up to date with the politics at any given time, than people who watched or read the daily news. I've noticed that whole lot of us northies watch Colbert, while too few 'mercs could be bothered. Maybe we should try taking over down there, eh? lol
@@dozzer009 but we agree… he is talented this is a good show,.. but the writers of every late night show seem to all make the same jokes about the same subjects every night… I only watch this and the daily show now, but even they had pretty much these same jokes on the same subjects… just expand their joke writing minds and maybe stop making everything in our world about the big orange tool bag named Donald Trump. Why wont he say his name still? its gotten weird.
@@lizardog "Hunter is the smartest person I know" Joe Biden. I hope Joe lives long enough to see Hunter get 20 years in prison, because he is going to.
I love/hate how universal an understanding of the irony of that concept is. Including a country that supposedly "doesn't care" about football/soccer. 😞
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 We're huge into football over here, but soccer is only used to make the kids who weren't athletic enough to make the football team feel better. We invented "participation trophies" for everyone on the soccer team, so they all can -win- have at least one trophy. We know people in other countries only call soccer "football" because there's no one in those countries athletic enough to make an actual football team, and they need a participation trophy so they don't get all uppity and become terrorists, forcing America to smite them dead. Enjoy your World Cup Soccer, and don't worry: the USA will most likely continue to let you exist.
@@chonqmonk Ah, it's mostly Rugby League and AFL where I am anyway. No participation trophies there, and League is brutal. And I'm pretty sure the US cares zip about either 😀
Thank you Stephen for carry your show at a time when most people are still on Thanksgiving leave, it's timely and needed since most Late Night Show went mute during the pandemic, those laughter in a live studio is like therapy
Stephen actaually has a good voice!! I’m surprised he hasn’t made a Christmas album yet. SC doesn’t stand for Santa Claus, it stands for Stephen Colbert!!
Your wife is one lucky woman! But, I have seen her on your show, and you , Colbert, are a very lucky man! Match made in heaven!!! Man, are you blessed! 😊
What a hilarious scene: Kanye offering Trump the vice-presidency, Trump screaming about Kanye's unelectability, and a crazy-eyed paranoid lunatic sitting there taking it all in as he stuffs breadsticks into his face. I always thought there was a trace of Moe Howard running through Trump's schtick, and it sounds like Mar-a-Lago verged on Stooge-level slapstick that evening.
Can we take a moment to reflect on the fact that Stephen just made an impromtu audience singalong strangely mesmerizing, if not beautiful? That guy bleeds entertainment and charisma.
I lived in Georgia for a couple of years in high school. I am from Ohio. One of my classmates actually asked "Is that in northern Georgia?" So yes, it is entirely possible that Herschel Walker, along with at least one of my former classmates, thinks that Texas is somewhere in the western part of the state.
@@johnbrowne3950 He didn’t stand up to trump; he did his damn job. The fact it took him this long to even utter this milquetoast response just shows he’s nowhere near leadership quality
Everything right is now wrong and everything wrong is now right. We are going down the toilet. Wait until they change the Supreme Court. We are finished!!!!!!
@susan ruthroff Baby Shart Poop your pants, do do do do do do Wave little hands, do do do do do do Give senseless commands, do do do dumb Time for change, you're sphincter's going numb Now you poop out of your mouth Fake tan, bigot the south Can't walk a ramp, it's the gout Can no longer lie or fake your way out Macho man, do do do do do do Support the Klan, do do do do do do Your evil plan, do do do do do do Might as well bury your head in sand You can't dance, you can't sing Only fear and hatred do you bring You can't lead, only be a boss Only salads do you toss Ignorance, do do do do do Hang Mike Pence, do do do do do Insurrect, do do do do do do Watch all the immigrants climb your fence
Aloha Stephen! Mahalo for taking time to mention our latest eruption....Thank Pele her flow is not threatening anyone at this time....now, would you like to come over here for dinner at my home on the slope of Mauna Loa? Love to have you man!
Can you imagine koonye being president and trump being his vice president?...trump would do what koonye did to taylor swift but at the first state of the union address..He'd grab the mic and say,excuse me koonye I'm going to let you finish but I think trump/pence had the greatest presidency of all time 😂😂
What a great voice you have Stephen Colbert! Every time you break into song it’s great! Tonight was extra great to hear your voice in All I Want For Christmas. I loved it! Thanks always for your humor. Happy holidays. 🎼🎉🎁🎶
so did ye bring the white supremacist with him (Con-ye??) or did donny invite them both to solicit money and support? (or have some fun at their expense). trump is scraping the bottom of the barrel now...
Stephen has a fantastic voice. Record a few more Christmas songs with the band, bundle them all together, and sell them. All proceeds go the American Red Cross to help people after a major natural disaster. Or use the proceeds in the Ukraine.
All of FIFA's ignorance towards blatant human rights violations, the rampant corruption and the nepotism aside... At least they have some humour, LOL.. The "FIFA Ethics Commitee"... I am still LMAO😂😂😂
Stephen really brought out the chromaticism of “All I Want For Christmas”. It was almost like reading sheet music - he has a good ear. (One is enough!)
There have been eruptions more than most active volcanoes and constant lava flows for the last ~21 years so I don't know why it would be a surprise for a an active volcano to increase activity... It wasn't dormant and people in our lifetimes go there to see volcanic activity, not just volcanic formations... I was there the day the lava Flow (that had forced evacuation and relocations several times in previous years) reached the ocean and came back after the rangers had left and went out to the ridges where there were lavafalls into the ocean and you could see the ocean start to boil around beach ball sized lava chunks going in and out with the waves and spraying steam and glowing in the water.... The next day there were rangers 24 hours a day so it was pretty lucky to be there that one day when the public could sneak out there...there were shrubs catching on fire from the heat of the ground, and fissures and one wrong step could have spelt destruction.. It was dangerous but amazing , and probably only 15 or 20 people snuck out there to experience that...
Well. America _has_ been suffering from electile dysfunction. 😁
VERY pun y! But very true! 😔
ba-dum tish!
but also - nice one 😀
Especially since Covid.
Mushroom 🍄 😩
Lovely rendition of ‘All I want for Christmas’ Stephen! 👏 🎅🏼
I am shocked to discover strangers can turn up unannounced at Mar a Lago, the nations repository of top secret documents.
They DON’T show up unannounced. Don’t believe a damn thing T**** says unless he’s confessing to a crime. He has Secret Service there, and you bet they check out anyone who wants to meet with him. There is no such thing as an “unexpected” guest about whom the former POTUS knows nothing.
That is mind bending. Maybe the Intelligence Organizations in the US should shut it down .
@@terryreynolds200, we're working on it.
its a golf course you sheeple
@@melissa7041 I stand corrected: its the nation's Top Secret Document repository and a golf course. The two being entirely compatible. ROFL.
I LOVE that we are not saying his name anymore. Finally 👏🏼
That's been happening for a long time on this show. Many many months, if not a year or more.
@@godisbollocks thats awesome, i didnt know
TFG still has Secret Service protection. There's no way he wasn't briefed and aware Fuentes was coming to dinner. His default setting is to lie.
Sure the Secret Service knew who he was, but they may not have seen that it would be a PR problem. That's the job of the advisers whom he normally ignores. He may not have as many staff now as he did in the White House, certainly not as many senior politicos.
TFG....The Fat Guy?
TFG.... Tiny Fugly Genitals?
TFG, That F**king Guy?
Always!
Whenever the Lardfather claims he doesn't know you and has never heard of you before, he knows AND has heard of you. Because that's the same excuse he used for every porn star who had spanked him with a rolled-up Newsweek with his face on the cover.
Okay, Lardfather. That's a new one. I like it.
@@marshwetland3808 I LOVE it! Love ALL the late night monologues but always have a soft spot for Colbert bc I'm from Chicago & Stephen is an "adoptive native" of my city! We love him here! These monologues are great medicine to laugh at the many deranged people doing deranged things! Picturing the Legend in his own Mind hearing Ye say he could be his VP is just priceless! Really needed that laugh! Thanks Stephen!
And peed on him in the process.
@@deborahwilson4684 So you must love Cecily Strong who was born and raised in the Chicago environs.
It almost makes me nostalgic for the era up to about 13 years ago, when Republicans could lie convincingly.
What a lovely treat to hear Stephen singing! Thank you for continuing to bring happiness into our households
Ya but at the same time I dont like him tempting me to actually like that damn christmas song! Rofl
@@uis999 I agree. Love Stephen, but nothing will make me like that freakin'' song!! I can't listen to the radio at Christmastime anymore, also because of Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree. Jeez, just put a bullet in me now!!! 😵💫🙀👎
It’s absolutely humiliating and embarrassing that Trump was at one time the President of the United States.
Trump was never president, it's fake news. America spent 4 years lead by Twitter and 4 chan.
And he is trying to top that humiliation by pushing Herschel Walker on Georgia. Absolutely absurd.
I think installing Donald Trump as president was Putin’s last success
I think installing Donald Trump as president was Putin’s last success
@@POPCORN_BRAWL It is truly embarrassing that Treasonous Trump was EVER a president of these United States. It is little consolation that Treasonous Trump is rated by Historians as the WORST president in History.
Thank You, Stephen & Crew... For making the awful things bearable...
You’re referring to the ubiquitous Mariah Carey song, right?
@@somethingcooliguess Nope... About the racist a**holes in the world...
@@somethingcooliguess Any more questions?
Yes! This is the only source of news my poor battered psyche can handle anymore. Thank God for the Stephen Colbert show!
This current president is the most awful thing to ever happen to this country.
As a nurse, his chain smoking aunt, who was a nurse, made me pee my pants from laughter! THANK YOU!
My family doctor used to smoke in his office way back when. He’s no longer with us to give you an idea of how long ago that was.
@@lynnstlaurent6789 I recall that the doctors office had ashtrays in the waiting room
@@lynnstlaurent6789 I remember people smoking on flying planes and at work. And yes, ashtrays everywhere. Streets full with cigarette butts and gum. Even cigarette bowls, like you would do with fruit, or some candy in the waiting room at the doctor. I wasn't born back then, but up until 1978 you could smoke in classes (here).
I remember our school having a smoking area for students!
One of my first jobs was at a large LA hospital that had just gone smoke free. We used to sneak into the doctors lounge which was the only place where smoking was still allowed.
Damn asking 45 to be your VP and honestly thinking that would go well? Kanye really is crazy
His ego is even bigger than Cheeto's, hence his spectacular recent fails re his former sponsors.
Mini Skitz,
Was there any doubt ?
How did he not realise that would be taken as an insult. I can imagine Don's eyes popping, "no, you can be MY running mate"
"No you"
"Nuh uh"
"I'm the boss of everyone"
"No I am! you should be honoured"
He's God. He told you!
It was a meeting of the narcissistic minds.
Herschel: Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who’s the dumbest of them all?
Mirror: My previous owner was a vampire and even he was able to see the obvious.
Was the previous owner killed by a werewolf?
🥁
Not sure he could tell the difference.
@@sam_barris 🥁
And after the erection he will pay for a abortion and send a nice get well card.
Herschel Walker bit was on point 🙈 What an embarrassment for Georgia and our country.
He was standing next to Ted freaking Cruz...🤮
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Crazies tend to flock together.
There is something deeply unsettling about Cruz and Graham flanking Walker for Walker's own interview...
Handlers.
just "something" ? lololol...that's about as "something" as wondering if diving into a pool that someone to forgot to fill might be a teensy bit unhealthy ;)
@@marshwetland3808 And see what a great job they did, sadly 3 losers don't make 1 winner.
Lindsay was cleverly pulling the puppet strings
When you have to babysit your Guy for the Race, that really looks good...
Herschel has done a great job convincing me not to vote for the GQP for the rest of my life.
... Took me literally half a minute to realize the Q wasn't a typo.
If i was in Georgia id vote for him just to have that stain on the GOP and listen to him fail to speak for 6 years
Yeah, because no Democrats have EVER been involved in sex scandals. LOL.
Iran-Contra did it for me.
I was 9.
At least Herschel is addressing America's vampire problem.
Biden never says a word on the subject.
I could just play Stephen's version of All I want for Christmas and never get tired of it!
I never knew an audit could take over 8 years
Probably because of all the significant figures.
There aren't and never have been laws that prevent one from voluntarily releasing their tax information. He's simply hiding behind the audit(s) as an excuse. His taxes will reveal what a greedy, lying scumbag he truly is.
It takes a while to manufacture crimes against people. Don't worry, Hunter and Joe have plenty of them and that will move along quickly at this point.
They had to audit all of the calories in his body. Took them 2 years for the waist alone!
IRS was like: We were doing an audit?... guess we'd better get to work...😆😆
Weaselburg will put donny in jail, his testimony alone plus all the years of racketeering.
Lindsey Graham's button reads :"Run Hershel, Run!" - Maybe it's an inside Joke.
He can't run with any ideas. He's a walker, at best.
I saw that too and started cracking up. Miss Lindsey probably isn't even aware of it. 😆😆😆😆
Herschel Walker makes Forrest Gump look like a genius. (Sorry Forrest)
@@p.j.m.d.1948 Forrest has another serious advantage: he's a fictional character
Lindsey's is a musical badge. "🎵Run, Rabbit, Run, Rabbit Run...🎵"😉
Stephen the monologue was hilarious as usual, many thanks to you and your writers. But a gold star is awarded for singing "All I want for Christmas."
It's was wonderful.
And done without a teleprompter, too
Wow. Your idea of humor is pretty old fashioned. Try Ricky Gervais. Now he's a comedic genius.
@@thefly373 Why are you here?
@@freya8133 Guess I was hoping for something funny? What a mistake that was. It's shocking that Colbert has so many subscribers with his mediocre comedy and terrible delivery.
@@thefly373 So Laurel and hardy or no longer funny? Marx Brothers? The Three Stooges? Abbott and Costello? Get real. And Ricky Gervais sucks. He couldn't hold Desi Anaz's jock strap.
@@randallbolt9193 You sound old. The limitations of comedy in that era is entertaining at least, and maybe that's what Colbert's going for. He failed. Failed miserably. If you can already guess the punchline before he says it, then it's no longer comedy. If he doesn't tell a compelling story, then it's not entertainment for most people. Why he doesn't joke about Biden, with golden raw material, is bizarre too.
I absolutely lost it when Stephen said "fifa has an ethics committee?" Lol
Not to mention that he once said: "Watching soccer is like watching grass grow...with a bunch of soccer players in the way"
@@ge2623 lmaooo actually true tho.
I was already laughing!
it is similar to our tailbone. It doesn't really have a function anymore, even though it started out swell.
The real scandal would be if Herschel Walker became a Senator! Can we please not make that happen?
Why not? The Democrats have AOC , Biden and Harris. Not a single functioning brain among them.
I believe he is going to lose big ❤️🥰 he ain't even trying to win😃😃
The scary part is,that almost two million people voted for a liar,despicable being with zero integrity
@@bell2990 I think he's spending more effort into becoming a werewolf than this erection. Did you know a werewolf can kill a vampire. I don't know if you know but vampires are cool dudes.
That depend on the republican voter in georgia..they r the ones who self-claimed pro-life but insist doing abortions..😁
Stephen never ceases to amaze me. What a flawless delivery of masterfully written jokes.
My sides hurt from laughing. Thank You!!!
Hershel Walker, Texas Werewolf Ranger trying to pull a Dr Oz, whom Herschel thinks is The Wizard's grandson.
I didn't know I needed Stephen Colbert to sing to me...but I 100% needed that.
As a Canadian with family in the U.S., every time I think there are few sane people left in the U.S. I watch Stephen Colbert. He and his audience lift my spirits. It makes me think there must be more. Hopefully, a majority.
You are watching the end of the democratic party, enjoy.
Don't tell people your a Canadian, while suggesting you want more democrats like Stephen Colbert, that's embarrassing to the rest of us, that's like saying you want more of Justin Trudeau and don't nobody want that.
Greetings from a west coast canuck! There is a study that shows people who watch the Colbert show are more educated and up to date with the politics at any given time, than people who watched or read the daily news. I've noticed that whole lot of us northies watch Colbert, while too few 'mercs could be bothered. Maybe we should try taking over down there, eh? lol
It’s an audience of sea lions.
There are plenty of us.
Stephen truly has a beautiful singing voice! I know this, yet it takes me by surprise every time he sings on the show.
Colbert on fire again. Man I love this show!
Colbert is so talented. Even the singing was a pleasure.
Too bad his joke writers completely gave up.
@@TGMisKillingTheMiddleClass
Don’t watch. Easy!!
@@dozzer009 but we agree… he is talented this is a good show,.. but the writers of every late night show seem to all make the same jokes about the same subjects every night… I only watch this and the daily show now, but even they had pretty much these same jokes on the same subjects… just expand their joke writing minds and maybe stop making everything in our world about the big orange tool bag named Donald Trump. Why wont he say his name still? its gotten weird.
@@dozzer009
sorry you’re right, I’ll unfollow this channel and stop watch the tonight show too.
@@TGMisKillingTheMiddleClass what show were you watching? Colbert's writers are on.
At this point we just wait for the next Hershel walker/Republican scandal to drop like it's a new album or pair of shoes.
Walker is up in the recent polls, there is no hope for this country
You mean like Paul Pelosi's gay lover spat...whoops he got caught again while Nancy was away.
Do you mean like when Joe Biden called black kids roaches, on video?
@@TheSoloAsylum try paying attention, instead of thinking up your next lame attempt.
@@lizardog "Hunter is the smartest person I know" Joe Biden. I hope Joe lives long enough to see Hunter get 20 years in prison, because he is going to.
I have been watching Colbert's nightly commentaries for years. But this has got to be the best one ever. 🤣
I know, I think that every time.
I think he sucks something happens to Trump he'd be done
It's a very good one. But for me, the live one on the night of January 6th is still the absolute standout.
The world is broken but Stephen singing with audience healed my soul.
the one person in the one place where he wouldn't have things thrown at him for howling out that awful cant.
We are betting your a kareoke star...lol
Same.
"FIFA's ethics committee" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love/hate how universal an understanding of the irony of that concept is. Including a country that supposedly "doesn't care" about football/soccer. 😞
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 We're huge into football over here, but soccer is only used to make the kids who weren't athletic enough to make the football team feel better. We invented "participation trophies" for everyone on the soccer team, so they all can -win- have at least one trophy. We know people in other countries only call soccer "football" because there's no one in those countries athletic enough to make an actual football team, and they need a participation trophy so they don't get all uppity and become terrorists, forcing America to smite them dead. Enjoy your World Cup Soccer, and don't worry: the USA will most likely continue to let you exist.
@@chonqmonk Ah, it's mostly Rugby League and AFL where I am anyway. No participation trophies there, and League is brutal.
And I'm pretty sure the US cares zip about either 😀
hahahah😂🤣😂 This man made me laugh with his singing towards the end....I love you Stephen❤❤
Thank you Stephen for carry your show at a time when most people are still on Thanksgiving leave, it's timely and needed since most Late Night Show went mute during the pandemic, those laughter in a live studio is like therapy
I know absolutely no one who is still on Thanksgiving break. Must be nice!
These garbage shows being mute during the so called pandemic was probably the best part about it
The best nighttime monologue……..he should have 20 million subscribers.
Stephen Colbert does not have 20 million subscribers on UA-cam, because he goes MIA, so often...
@@vc5385 Johnny Carson used to work 3 days a week. What're you moaning about?
@@vc5385 or maybe because they hire the shittiest joke writers and it is complete derivative trash
Stephen legitimately has a beautiful singing voice and excellent vocal control.
Stephen actaually has a good voice!! I’m surprised he hasn’t made a Christmas album yet. SC doesn’t stand for Santa Claus, it stands for Stephen Colbert!!
He did a musical: Company.
He also did make a Christmas album/special back in his Report days
There is a Colbert Christmas album he did like 15 years ago. It's called "A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All!" It's up on Spotify.
All the more amazing since he's deaf in one ear.
@@jenniferhart559
Wow, I didn’t know that and yes, it does make it even more amazing. Thanks for that tidbit!! I always learn something new 😊
Your wife is one lucky woman! But, I have seen her on your show, and you , Colbert, are a very lucky man! Match made in heaven!!! Man, are you blessed! 😊
👍🏾❤️
Stephen with the voice of an angel 😇 That was amazing
What a hilarious scene: Kanye offering Trump the vice-presidency, Trump screaming about Kanye's unelectability, and a crazy-eyed paranoid lunatic sitting there taking it all in as he stuffs breadsticks into his face.
I always thought there was a trace of Moe Howard running through Trump's schtick, and it sounds like Mar-a-Lago verged on Stooge-level slapstick that evening.
I REALLY would like to watch a tape of that part of the evening. I´d even pay for it.
Larry, Curly, and Moe-a-Lago?
I hope it gets repeated on the debate stage. Would be a great convincer for swing voters.
More like the tea party from Alice in Wonderland. Did the denier get to be the Dormouse?
Love it!
Yep! All I want for Christmas is you! Keep us sane in 2023 Mr C ❤
Can we take a moment to reflect on the fact that Stephen just made an impromtu audience singalong strangely mesmerizing, if not beautiful?
That guy bleeds entertainment and charisma.
Donnie was trying to recreate the 'Legion of Doom' villainous lair at Mar-a-lago... may good prevail over weasels!
More like the Legion of Dumb
IQ45 is still trying to create “scorched earth” to punish us for firing him.
Aww
Ah c'mon,even Lex Luther thinks Trump is too evil for the Legion of Doom.Trump and Kanye belong in the Legion of Dumb.
Steven’s got a pretty nice singing voice! What a treat!
I lived in Georgia for a couple of years in high school. I am from Ohio. One of my classmates actually asked "Is that in northern Georgia?" So yes, it is entirely possible that Herschel Walker, along with at least one of my former classmates, thinks that Texas is somewhere in the western part of the state.
Stephen you are a an angel! Thank you for always bringing smiles and laughter to our lives! Bless you beloved brother! 🥰🙏💐
The song, and the audience singing along was wonderful!!!
Always a pleasure to hear Stephen sing.
“I can’t imagine having dinner with someone so disgusting. And you have no idea which of those three guys I’m talking about.” Solid, fucking joke.
I'm surprised the sheer amount of ignorance, ego, and bigotry in one room didn't cause some sort of tear in space-time
Facts!!
ok mexican
@@burritodog3634 American, actually.
@@alexmartinez5859 mexican american
I wonder if Mike Pence's book also comes WITHOUT a spine!
🥁
You mean the guy who stood up to Trump and was threatened with violence? That guy with no spine?
Did you see the meme about Mike Pence, his book, and the cover w/out a spine.
@@johnbrowne3950
He didn’t stand up to trump; he did his damn job. The fact it took him this long to even utter this milquetoast response just shows he’s nowhere near leadership quality
😆😆😆😆😆!
Thank you SO much for singing to us! Happy holidays to you and yours!
Stephen, you are so BAD, irreverent, and I just love it. Thank you for being comic relief during this craziness going on in our beloved country.
Everything right is now wrong and everything wrong is now right. We are going down the toilet. Wait until they change the Supreme Court. We are finished!!!!!!
Anybody who saw what transpired to this country then still voted for REPUBLICANA is beyond hope
As opposed to what's transpiring now?
@@hanzgerberpresents Yes. As long as trump breathes air.
@@hanzgerberpresents what's transpiring now, Hanzy? Iz da Gerber baby not happy?
Any vote, for any Republican, for any reason, is an act of treason.
@susan ruthroff
Baby Shart
Poop your pants, do do do do do do
Wave little hands, do do do do do do
Give senseless commands, do do do dumb
Time for change, you're sphincter's going numb
Now you poop out of your mouth
Fake tan, bigot the south
Can't walk a ramp, it's the gout
Can no longer lie or fake your way out
Macho man, do do do do do do
Support the Klan, do do do do do do
Your evil plan, do do do do do do
Might as well bury your head in sand
You can't dance, you can't sing
Only fear and hatred do you bring
You can't lead, only be a boss
Only salads do you toss
Ignorance, do do do do do
Hang Mike Pence, do do do do do
Insurrect, do do do do do do
Watch all the immigrants climb your fence
Singing along with Stephen at six am this morning was lovely ❤️
“I’m your host Stephen Colbert.”
Best host ever.
1.Carson 2.Lettermam 3.O'Brien 4.Gutfeld 5. Leno
@@johnbrowne3950
1: Carson
2: Letterman
3: Ferguson
@@Washougalite1 You're right. I forgot Ferguson.
Not even fucking close especially with these horribly written 'jokes'
Cable TV has become absolute trash
Hostus Mostus: Stephen Colbert.
Oliver can be second best.
Stephen Colbert is BRILLIANT!
This was an excellent monolog! 😂
Aloha Stephen! Mahalo for taking time to mention our latest eruption....Thank Pele her flow is not threatening anyone at this time....now, would you like to come over here for dinner at my home on the slope of Mauna Loa? Love to have you man!
Stephen never disappoints
Brilliant as usual, Stephen!
I enjoy Stephen’s rendition of “All I want for Christmas” the most 😎👍
I like presidents who don’t invite anti Semitic racists to dinner and acts he wasn’t aware!!
Can you imagine koonye being president and trump being his vice president?...trump would do what koonye did to taylor swift but at the first state of the union address..He'd grab the mic and say,excuse me koonye I'm going to let you finish but I think trump/pence had the greatest presidency of all time 😂😂
@@pipedown1246 Racist comment by a racist lib!
Why weren’t the Kuschners invited? I’m sure the conversation would have been....interesting
A real president wouldn't ever think of that
What must the Secret Service think?
What a great voice you have Stephen Colbert! Every time you break into song it’s great! Tonight was extra great to hear your voice in All I Want For Christmas. I loved it! Thanks always for your humor. Happy holidays. 🎼🎉🎁🎶
“I can’t imagine having dinner with someone so disgusting. And you have no idea which one of those 3 guys I’m talking about.” 😂
so did ye bring the white supremacist with him (Con-ye??) or did donny invite them both to solicit money and support? (or have some fun at their expense).
trump is scraping the bottom of the barrel now...
That's a keeper👏👏
ALL OF THEM!!!
Candidate for best line of the monologue!
Hahaha “FIFA has an ethics committee!”
and what a Christmas song!
Loved band member's face after you said "she brought your sister..."💖
Aloha Steven and team. 🌺 We love you ! And Mahalo for the nationwide news.
Thank the entertainment G♡Ds for Stephen Colbert
Made my night and Xmas season! Thank you Mr. Colbert!!
Aloha!!! We can definitely see the good from my house!!! It's so awesome. No danger... yet. Thank you Stephen!!!
Stephen has a fantastic voice. Record a few more Christmas songs with the band, bundle them all together, and sell them. All proceeds go the American Red Cross to help people after a major natural disaster. Or use the proceeds in the Ukraine.
More Stephen singing, please! That's all I want for Christmas!
Love your show Stephen ❤
Notably his best monologue this season. Fantastic! timing - graphics - setups everything. Loved it. I don't usually re-watch, but this one.......
Damn wasn't expecting his singing voice to be so on point 🤣
Damn Stephen, you killed that. What a voice.
Thank you for the serenade @Stephen Colbert 😍
Well said - all 3 disgusting!
"THIS ERECTION IS ABOUT THE PEOPLE" ~ H. Walker
Hilarious Stephen! You’re the best!!
if you ever feel useless remember that fifa has an ethics committee
😆🤣🤣
All of FIFA's ignorance towards blatant human rights violations, the rampant corruption and the nepotism aside... At least they have some humour, LOL.. The "FIFA Ethics Commitee"... I am still LMAO😂😂😂
@@florete2310 I would like to be on committee. ......free pay check! Just ignore all the Qatari slave labor.
If they have an ethics committee, what the hell is the tournament doing being played in Qatar?
Well yeah, how would they know THE most unethical things they could do without a committee to tell them what ethics is?
I wake up every morning and pronounce…”THIS IS THE PEOPLE’S ERECTION!”
but do the people really want it, my guy?
;-)
Does that mean he only has an erection once every 4 yrs?
They asked a Chinese politician if he had elections. He said "Yes! Every morning!"
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 the exit polling is looking pretty good right now
@@Stiffdistantandweird well as long as your numbers are good then I guess you stand in line for some commendation 😀
Stephen singing gave me life!!! 🤩
Singing with Colbert - great idea for a new segment 💕
That man can sing!
Stephen really brought out the chromaticism of “All I Want For Christmas”. It was almost like reading sheet music - he has a good ear. (One is enough!)
Stephen. What a lovely singing voice!
MAGA EGOT and "He said, Ye said" both got me cracking up 😂😂
Stephen singing was everything!!!! ❤
Stephen needs to make a Christmas album!
I do enjoy Colbert. Always a 😉and a 😃.
Not to mention 🤨
What a perfect way to begin the Christmas season. Thank you for singing!
No idea his voice was so beautiful!!
Hey fam! Enjoy the laughs and have a good rest of your day and stay safe.
Sing along with Stephen, the family show we need for the holiday season!
Spoiler Alert: He's talking about all three of those guys!
Word has it Lindsey left that photo shoot with Walker pregnant.
Good one!🤣🤣🤣
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Ohh you go Stephen, “the voice!!”👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😄😄
My dad was born in Hawaii and was audibly shocked that Mauna Loa is erupting when I told him earlier today.
@@POPCORN_BRAWL Wow what a weird thing to say. Advanced CTE ?
The Hawaiian-born dad's clearly not in Hawaii.
There have been eruptions more than most active volcanoes and constant lava flows for the last ~21 years so I don't know why it would be a surprise for a an active volcano to increase activity... It wasn't dormant and people in our lifetimes go there to see volcanic activity, not just volcanic formations... I was there the day the lava Flow (that had forced evacuation and relocations several times in previous years) reached the ocean and came back after the rangers had left and went out to the ridges where there were lavafalls into the ocean and you could see the ocean start to boil around beach ball sized lava chunks going in and out with the waves and spraying steam and glowing in the water.... The next day there were rangers 24 hours a day so it was pretty lucky to be there that one day when the public could sneak out there...there were shrubs catching on fire from the heat of the ground, and fissures and one wrong step could have spelt destruction.. It was dangerous but amazing , and probably only 15 or 20 people snuck out there to experience that...
@@caseyfirns5771 This is not Kilauea, which has been active for years. It's Mauna Kea.
Mauna Loa is erupting and my dad was audibly shocked when I told him today that he was born in Hawaii.
@@MsValeriaHeart my dad was audibly born earlier today and was erupted to hear that Hawaii is shocked in Mauna Loa when I told him
Ok Stephen never stops surprising us. I’m surprised he actually sang that. And he wasn’t bad.