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  • Опубліковано 27 лис 2022
  • The former president claims he didn’t recognize a known white supremacist who tagged along when Kanye West visited Mar-a-Lago, and Georgia Senate candidate Herschel Walker still claims his Texas home as his primary residence. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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  • @AndyM_323YYY
    @AndyM_323YYY Рік тому +225

    I am shocked to discover strangers can turn up unannounced at Mar a Lago, the nations repository of top secret documents.

    • @MicheleEngel
      @MicheleEngel Рік тому +2

      They DON’T show up unannounced. Don’t believe a damn thing T**** says unless he’s confessing to a crime. He has Secret Service there, and you bet they check out anyone who wants to meet with him. There is no such thing as an “unexpected” guest about whom the former POTUS knows nothing.

    • @terryreynolds200
      @terryreynolds200 Рік тому +12

      That is mind bending. Maybe the Intelligence Organizations in the US should shut it down .

    • @amyreynolds3619
      @amyreynolds3619 Рік тому +11

      @@terryreynolds200, we're working on it.

    • @melissa7041
      @melissa7041 Рік тому

      its a golf course you sheeple

    • @AndyM_323YYY
      @AndyM_323YYY Рік тому +5

      @@melissa7041 I stand corrected: its the nation's Top Secret Document repository and a golf course. The two being entirely compatible. ROFL.

  • @civil_villain
    @civil_villain Рік тому +384

    TFG still has Secret Service protection. There's no way he wasn't briefed and aware Fuentes was coming to dinner. His default setting is to lie.

    • @faithlesshound5621
      @faithlesshound5621 Рік тому +11

      Sure the Secret Service knew who he was, but they may not have seen that it would be a PR problem. That's the job of the advisers whom he normally ignores. He may not have as many staff now as he did in the White House, certainly not as many senior politicos.

    • @Phoenix38m
      @Phoenix38m Рік тому +25

      TFG....The Fat Guy?

    • @adamstilwell4209
      @adamstilwell4209 Рік тому +2

      TFG.... Tiny Fugly Genitals?

    • @azoth6641
      @azoth6641 Рік тому +29

      TFG, That F**king Guy?

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Рік тому +4

      Always!

  • @KatieG55
    @KatieG55 Рік тому +155

    As a nurse, his chain smoking aunt, who was a nurse, made me pee my pants from laughter! THANK YOU!

    • @lynnstlaurent6789
      @lynnstlaurent6789 Рік тому +10

      My family doctor used to smoke in his office way back when. He’s no longer with us to give you an idea of how long ago that was.

    • @lilRadRidinHood
      @lilRadRidinHood Рік тому +9

      @@lynnstlaurent6789 I recall that the doctors office had ashtrays in the waiting room

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- Рік тому

      @@lynnstlaurent6789 I remember people smoking on flying planes and at work. And yes, ashtrays everywhere. Streets full with cigarette butts and gum. Even cigarette bowls, like you would do with fruit, or some candy in the waiting room at the doctor. I wasn't born back then, but up until 1978 you could smoke in classes (here).

    • @mrroadrunner5304
      @mrroadrunner5304 Рік тому +2

      I remember our school having a smoking area for students!

    • @vivelaresistance3239
      @vivelaresistance3239 Рік тому

      One of my first jobs was at a large LA hospital that had just gone smoke free. We used to sneak into the doctors lounge which was the only place where smoking was still allowed.

  • @InStitchesComedy
    @InStitchesComedy Рік тому +54

    I LOVE that we are not saying his name anymore. Finally 👏🏼

    • @godisbollocks
      @godisbollocks Рік тому +3

      That's been happening for a long time on this show. Many many months, if not a year or more.

    • @InStitchesComedy
      @InStitchesComedy Рік тому +4

      @@godisbollocks thats awesome, i didnt know

  • @laalaa99stl
    @laalaa99stl Рік тому +1367

    Well. America _has_ been suffering from electile dysfunction. 😁

  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 Рік тому +5218

    It’s absolutely humiliating and embarrassing that Trump was at one time the President of the United States.

    • @grumpleforskin
      @grumpleforskin Рік тому +11

      Trump was never president, it's fake news. America spent 4 years lead by Twitter and 4 chan.

    • @rrrjjj5572
      @rrrjjj5572 Рік тому +241

      And he is trying to top that humiliation by pushing Herschel Walker on Georgia. Absolutely absurd.

    • @Tick421
      @Tick421 Рік тому +366

      I think installing Donald Trump as president was Putin’s last success

    • @Tick421
      @Tick421 Рік тому +101

      I think installing Donald Trump as president was Putin’s last success

    • @voixdelaraison593
      @voixdelaraison593 Рік тому +15

      @@POPCORN_BRAWL It is truly embarrassing that Treasonous Trump was EVER a president of these United States. It is little consolation that Treasonous Trump is rated by Historians as the WORST president in History.

  • @user-ej8uh3lb9o
    @user-ej8uh3lb9o Рік тому +90

    Herschel Walker bit was on point 🙈 What an embarrassment for Georgia and our country.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 Рік тому +7

      He was standing next to Ted freaking Cruz...🤮

    • @RazyrDiarmait
      @RazyrDiarmait Рік тому +3

      ​@@lenawagenfuehr53 Crazies tend to flock together.

  • @jessicageorge9136
    @jessicageorge9136 Рік тому +168

    What a lovely treat to hear Stephen singing! Thank you for continuing to bring happiness into our households

    • @uis999
      @uis999 Рік тому +2

      Ya but at the same time I dont like him tempting me to actually like that damn christmas song! Rofl

    • @susancervantez3336
      @susancervantez3336 Рік тому

      @@uis999 I agree. Love Stephen, but nothing will make me like that freakin'' song!! I can't listen to the radio at Christmastime anymore, also because of Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree. Jeez, just put a bullet in me now!!! 😵‍💫🙀👎

  • @anakamarvelous
    @anakamarvelous Рік тому +729

    Damn asking 45 to be your VP and honestly thinking that would go well? Kanye really is crazy

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 Рік тому +59

      His ego is even bigger than Cheeto's, hence his spectacular recent fails re his former sponsors.

    • @billgreen1861
      @billgreen1861 Рік тому +17

      Mini Skitz,
      Was there any doubt ?

    • @goodgame3374
      @goodgame3374 Рік тому +34

      How did he not realise that would be taken as an insult. I can imagine Don's eyes popping, "no, you can be MY running mate"
      "No you"
      "Nuh uh"
      "I'm the boss of everyone"
      "No I am! you should be honoured"

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 Рік тому +12

      He's God. He told you!

    • @jeffreycarman2185
      @jeffreycarman2185 Рік тому +44

      It was a meeting of the narcissistic minds.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 Рік тому +249

    Whenever the Lardfather claims he doesn't know you and has never heard of you before, he knows AND has heard of you. Because that's the same excuse he used for every porn star who had spanked him with a rolled-up Newsweek with his face on the cover.

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 Рік тому +19

      Okay, Lardfather. That's a new one. I like it.

    • @deborahwilson4684
      @deborahwilson4684 Рік тому +12

      @@marshwetland3808 I LOVE it! Love ALL the late night monologues but always have a soft spot for Colbert bc I'm from Chicago & Stephen is an "adoptive native" of my city! We love him here! These monologues are great medicine to laugh at the many deranged people doing deranged things! Picturing the Legend in his own Mind hearing Ye say he could be his VP is just priceless! Really needed that laugh! Thanks Stephen!

    • @heinleinreader
      @heinleinreader Рік тому +3

      And peed on him in the process.

    • @heinleinreader
      @heinleinreader Рік тому

      @@deborahwilson4684 So you must love Cecily Strong who was born and raised in the Chicago environs.

    • @benwu7980
      @benwu7980 Рік тому +1

      It almost makes me nostalgic for the era up to about 13 years ago, when Republicans could lie convincingly.

  • @YesJustice
    @YesJustice Рік тому +7

    hahahah😂🤣😂 This man made me laugh with his singing towards the end....I love you Stephen❤❤

  • @jamesgoines7663
    @jamesgoines7663 Рік тому +130

    Stephen the monologue was hilarious as usual, many thanks to you and your writers. But a gold star is awarded for singing "All I want for Christmas."
    It's was wonderful.
    And done without a teleprompter, too

    • @thefly373
      @thefly373 Рік тому

      Wow. Your idea of humor is pretty old fashioned. Try Ricky Gervais. Now he's a comedic genius.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Рік тому +9

      @@thefly373 Why are you here?

    • @thefly373
      @thefly373 Рік тому

      @@freya8133 Guess I was hoping for something funny? What a mistake that was. It's shocking that Colbert has so many subscribers with his mediocre comedy and terrible delivery.

    • @randallbolt9193
      @randallbolt9193 Рік тому

      @@thefly373 So Laurel and hardy or no longer funny? Marx Brothers? The Three Stooges? Abbott and Costello? Get real. And Ricky Gervais sucks. He couldn't hold Desi Anaz's jock strap.

    • @thefly373
      @thefly373 Рік тому

      @@randallbolt9193 You sound old. The limitations of comedy in that era is entertaining at least, and maybe that's what Colbert's going for. He failed. Failed miserably. If you can already guess the punchline before he says it, then it's no longer comedy. If he doesn't tell a compelling story, then it's not entertainment for most people. Why he doesn't joke about Biden, with golden raw material, is bizarre too.

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Рік тому +627

    Herschel: Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who’s the dumbest of them all?
    Mirror: My previous owner was a vampire and even he was able to see the obvious.

  • @ZergrushEddie
    @ZergrushEddie Рік тому +530

    There is something deeply unsettling about Cruz and Graham flanking Walker for Walker's own interview...

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 Рік тому +65

      Handlers.

    • @Phoenix38m
      @Phoenix38m Рік тому +23

      just "something" ? lololol...that's about as "something" as wondering if diving into a pool that someone to forgot to fill might be a teensy bit unhealthy ;)

    • @gl15col
      @gl15col Рік тому +46

      @@marshwetland3808 And see what a great job they did, sadly 3 losers don't make 1 winner.

    • @jimhays2772
      @jimhays2772 Рік тому +19

      Lindsay was cleverly pulling the puppet strings

    • @Kuid4or3
      @Kuid4or3 Рік тому +34

      When you have to babysit your Guy for the Race, that really looks good...

  • @gal1885
    @gal1885 Рік тому +11

    Stephen with the voice of an angel 😇 That was amazing

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 Рік тому +45

    Stephen legitimately has a beautiful singing voice and excellent vocal control.

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Рік тому +2578

    Herschel has done a great job convincing me not to vote for the GQP for the rest of my life.

    • @HowlingWolf518
      @HowlingWolf518 Рік тому +63

      ... Took me literally half a minute to realize the Q wasn't a typo.

    • @VerenicruzX
      @VerenicruzX Рік тому +13

      If i was in Georgia id vote for him just to have that stain on the GOP and listen to him fail to speak for 6 years

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 Рік тому

      Yeah, because no Democrats have EVER been involved in sex scandals. LOL.

    • @Marijuanifornia
      @Marijuanifornia Рік тому +62

      Iran-Contra did it for me.
      I was 9.

    • @loki6626
      @loki6626 Рік тому +97

      At least Herschel is addressing America's vampire problem.
      Biden never says a word on the subject.

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro Рік тому +379

    Thank You, Stephen & Crew... For making the awful things bearable...

    • @somethingcooliguess
      @somethingcooliguess Рік тому +4

      You’re referring to the ubiquitous Mariah Carey song, right?

    • @vanessawhitneypro
      @vanessawhitneypro Рік тому +1

      @@somethingcooliguess Nope... About the racist a**holes in the world...

    • @vanessawhitneypro
      @vanessawhitneypro Рік тому +2

      @@somethingcooliguess Any more questions?

    • @violetqueen450
      @violetqueen450 Рік тому +4

      Yes! This is the only source of news my poor battered psyche can handle anymore. Thank God for the Stephen Colbert show!

    • @TheSoloAsylum
      @TheSoloAsylum Рік тому

      This current president is the most awful thing to ever happen to this country.

  • @a.r.9530
    @a.r.9530 Рік тому +98

    Stephen never ceases to amaze me. What a flawless delivery of masterfully written jokes.

  • @edc8657
    @edc8657 Рік тому +15

    I didn't know I needed Stephen Colbert to sing to me...but I 100% needed that.

  • @calvinbonjovi
    @calvinbonjovi Рік тому +201

    I absolutely lost it when Stephen said "fifa has an ethics committee?" Lol

    • @ge2623
      @ge2623 Рік тому +11

      Not to mention that he once said: "Watching soccer is like watching grass grow...with a bunch of soccer players in the way"

    • @steverogers6572
      @steverogers6572 Рік тому +4

      @@ge2623 lmaooo actually true tho.

    • @ekdaufin1485
      @ekdaufin1485 Рік тому +2

      I was already laughing!

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- Рік тому +3

      it is similar to our tailbone. It doesn't really have a function anymore, even though it started out swell.

  • @barbaraslater6507
    @barbaraslater6507 Рік тому +781

    As a Canadian with family in the U.S., every time I think there are few sane people left in the U.S. I watch Stephen Colbert. He and his audience lift my spirits. It makes me think there must be more. Hopefully, a majority.

    • @TheSoloAsylum
      @TheSoloAsylum Рік тому +10

      You are watching the end of the democratic party, enjoy.

    • @jeremybenoit759
      @jeremybenoit759 Рік тому +5

      Don't tell people your a Canadian, while suggesting you want more democrats like Stephen Colbert, that's embarrassing to the rest of us, that's like saying you want more of Justin Trudeau and don't nobody want that.

    • @leonessity
      @leonessity Рік тому +47

      Greetings from a west coast canuck! There is a study that shows people who watch the Colbert show are more educated and up to date with the politics at any given time, than people who watched or read the daily news. I've noticed that whole lot of us northies watch Colbert, while too few 'mercs could be bothered. Maybe we should try taking over down there, eh? lol

    • @salortiz6548
      @salortiz6548 Рік тому +3

      It’s an audience of sea lions.

    • @triciac1019
      @triciac1019 Рік тому +18

      There are plenty of us.

  • @wintermute740
    @wintermute740 Рік тому +9

    I lived in Georgia for a couple of years in high school. I am from Ohio. One of my classmates actually asked "Is that in northern Georgia?" So yes, it is entirely possible that Herschel Walker, along with at least one of my former classmates, thinks that Texas is somewhere in the western part of the state.

  • @uthmanbaksh3530
    @uthmanbaksh3530 Рік тому +42

    I could just play Stephen's version of All I want for Christmas and never get tired of it!

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +1319

    The real scandal would be if Herschel Walker became a Senator! Can we please not make that happen?

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 Рік тому

      Why not? The Democrats have AOC , Biden and Harris. Not a single functioning brain among them.

    • @bell2990
      @bell2990 Рік тому +18

      I believe he is going to lose big ❤️🥰 he ain't even trying to win😃😃

    • @sinetteiversen9978
      @sinetteiversen9978 Рік тому +3

      The scary part is,that almost two million people voted for a liar,despicable being with zero integrity

    • @adamstilwell4209
      @adamstilwell4209 Рік тому +49

      @@bell2990 I think he's spending more effort into becoming a werewolf than this erection. Did you know a werewolf can kill a vampire. I don't know if you know but vampires are cool dudes.

    • @tjahjadijudono1074
      @tjahjadijudono1074 Рік тому

      That depend on the republican voter in georgia..they r the ones who self-claimed pro-life but insist doing abortions..😁

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Рік тому +222

    I never knew an audit could take over 8 years

    • @Keallei
      @Keallei Рік тому

      Probably because of all the significant figures.

    • @marih3286
      @marih3286 Рік тому

      There aren't and never have been laws that prevent one from voluntarily releasing their tax information. He's simply hiding behind the audit(s) as an excuse. His taxes will reveal what a greedy, lying scumbag he truly is.

    • @TheSoloAsylum
      @TheSoloAsylum Рік тому

      It takes a while to manufacture crimes against people. Don't worry, Hunter and Joe have plenty of them and that will move along quickly at this point.

    • @ChristophBrinkmann
      @ChristophBrinkmann Рік тому +1

      They had to audit all of the calories in his body. Took them 2 years for the waist alone!

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Рік тому

      IRS was like: We were doing an audit?... guess we'd better get to work...😆😆
      Weaselburg will put donny in jail, his testimony alone plus all the years of racketeering.

  • @JamesSmith-sl3ms
    @JamesSmith-sl3ms Рік тому +13

    Colbert on fire again. Man I love this show!

  • @lauraw.7008
    @lauraw.7008 Рік тому +5

    Loved band member's face after you said "she brought your sister..."💖

  • @roxannewolf7130
    @roxannewolf7130 Рік тому +44

    Your wife is one lucky woman! But, I have seen her on your show, and you , Colbert, are a very lucky man! Match made in heaven!!! Man, are you blessed! 😊

  • @wetbobspongepants
    @wetbobspongepants Рік тому +13

    Hey, ya gotta love that clip of Herschel Walker with tweedle dumb and tweedle dumber.

  • @michaelccozens
    @michaelccozens Рік тому +46

    Can we take a moment to reflect on the fact that Stephen just made an impromtu audience singalong strangely mesmerizing, if not beautiful?
    That guy bleeds entertainment and charisma.

  • @ianmusic19
    @ianmusic19 Рік тому +56

    I have been watching Colbert's nightly commentaries for years. But this has got to be the best one ever. 🤣

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 Рік тому +2

      I know, I think that every time.

    • @jefe2098
      @jefe2098 Рік тому

      I think he sucks something happens to Trump he'd be done

    • @serendipityshopnyc
      @serendipityshopnyc Рік тому +1

      It's a very good one. But for me, the live one on the night of January 6th is still the absolute standout.

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 Рік тому +157

    I wonder if Mike Pence's book also comes WITHOUT a spine!

    • @hospicedragon96
      @hospicedragon96 Рік тому +6

      🥁

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 Рік тому +1

      You mean the guy who stood up to Trump and was threatened with violence? That guy with no spine?

    • @Creative-Chaos
      @Creative-Chaos Рік тому

      Did you see the meme about Mike Pence, his book, and the cover w/out a spine.

    • @dozzer009
      @dozzer009 Рік тому +3

      @@johnbrowne3950
      He didn’t stand up to trump; he did his damn job. The fact it took him this long to even utter this milquetoast response just shows he’s nowhere near leadership quality

    • @kathleenscullion8348
      @kathleenscullion8348 Рік тому

      😆😆😆😆😆!

  • @alexmartinez5859
    @alexmartinez5859 Рік тому +400

    “I can’t imagine having dinner with someone so disgusting. And you have no idea which of those three guys I’m talking about.” Solid, fucking joke.

  • @DeborahGee
    @DeborahGee Рік тому +40

    What a great voice you have Stephen Colbert! Every time you break into song it’s great! Tonight was extra great to hear your voice in All I Want For Christmas. I loved it! Thanks always for your humor. Happy holidays. 🎼🎉🎁🎶

  • @maximeprometheas
    @maximeprometheas Рік тому +4

    7:14 - That moment when you are reminded that you miss Jon Batiste's piano keys as Stephen puts away imaginary objects...

    • @LPike-kh4dt
      @LPike-kh4dt Рік тому +1

      I miss seeing Jon Batiste. I hope he and his wife are doing well.

    • @maximeprometheas
      @maximeprometheas Рік тому

      @@LPike-kh4dt Latest news on Jon Batiste is that he will be serenading French President Emmanuel Macron during his state visit at the White House. So he seems to be doing fine.
      I haven't read any new news about Suleika's condition, but my heart goes out to her for strength to combat her cancer. I hope she's writing well in the meanwhile.

  • @pibyte
    @pibyte Рік тому +330

    The world is broken but Stephen singing with audience healed my soul.

    • @ratholin
      @ratholin Рік тому +6

      the one person in the one place where he wouldn't have things thrown at him for howling out that awful cant.

    • @thomasdones4208
      @thomasdones4208 Рік тому +1

      We are betting your a kareoke star...lol

    • @heintz256
      @heintz256 Рік тому

      Same.

  • @MareMeyer
    @MareMeyer Рік тому +94

    "FIFA's ethics committee" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Рік тому +12

      I love/hate how universal an understanding of the irony of that concept is. Including a country that supposedly "doesn't care" about football/soccer. 😞

    • @chonqmonk
      @chonqmonk Рік тому +1

      @@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 We're huge into football over here, but soccer is only used to make the kids who weren't athletic enough to make the football team feel better. We invented "participation trophies" for everyone on the soccer team, so they all can -win- have at least one trophy. We know people in other countries only call soccer "football" because there's no one in those countries athletic enough to make an actual football team, and they need a participation trophy so they don't get all uppity and become terrorists, forcing America to smite them dead. Enjoy your World Cup Soccer, and don't worry: the USA will most likely continue to let you exist.

    • @science_bear
      @science_bear Рік тому +2

      @@chonqmonk I think it’s because they prefer rugby to American football.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Рік тому

      @@chonqmonk Ah, it's mostly Rugby League and AFL where I am anyway. No participation trophies there, and League is brutal.
      And I'm pretty sure the US cares zip about either 😀

  • @renees.6614
    @renees.6614 Рік тому +3

    Stephen singing gave me life!!! 🤩

  • @Angel-eq9tq
    @Angel-eq9tq Рік тому +9

    Always a pleasure to hear Stephen sing.

  • @kathysorsoleil5448
    @kathysorsoleil5448 Рік тому +54

    My sides hurt from laughing. Thank You!!!

  • @sarahschouveller1993
    @sarahschouveller1993 Рік тому +57

    Stephen truly has a beautiful singing voice! I know this, yet it takes me by surprise every time he sings on the show.

  • @sharronmainor
    @sharronmainor Рік тому +7

    Thank you SO much for singing to us! Happy holidays to you and yours!

  • @DataJanitor
    @DataJanitor Рік тому +1

    A capella from Colbert almost brought me to tears. 🥲

  • @aggressiveattitudeera887
    @aggressiveattitudeera887 Рік тому +73

    Hershel Walker, Texas Werewolf Ranger trying to pull a Dr Oz, whom Herschel thinks is The Wizard's grandson.

  • @marvinmartin4692
    @marvinmartin4692 Рік тому +8

    The song, and the audience singing along was wonderful!!!

  • @rpryce2140
    @rpryce2140 Рік тому +2

    "FIFA has an Ethics Committee? Really??" Perfect!

  • @aliciagreen5411
    @aliciagreen5411 Рік тому +6

    Singing along with Stephen at six am this morning was lovely ❤️

  • @nyarlathotep4389
    @nyarlathotep4389 Рік тому +185

    At this point we just wait for the next Hershel walker/Republican scandal to drop like it's a new album or pair of shoes.

    • @amil89
      @amil89 Рік тому +1

      Walker is up in the recent polls, there is no hope for this country

    • @TheSoloAsylum
      @TheSoloAsylum Рік тому

      You mean like Paul Pelosi's gay lover spat...whoops he got caught again while Nancy was away.

    • @TheSoloAsylum
      @TheSoloAsylum Рік тому

      Do you mean like when Joe Biden called black kids roaches, on video?

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Рік тому

      @@TheSoloAsylum try paying attention, instead of thinking up your next lame attempt.

    • @TheSoloAsylum
      @TheSoloAsylum Рік тому

      @@lizardog "Hunter is the smartest person I know" Joe Biden. I hope Joe lives long enough to see Hunter get 20 years in prison, because he is going to.

  • @tripodthreefoot2268
    @tripodthreefoot2268 Рік тому +234

    Thank you Stephen for carry your show at a time when most people are still on Thanksgiving leave, it's timely and needed since most Late Night Show went mute during the pandemic, those laughter in a live studio is like therapy

    • @unseeliesidhegoddess
      @unseeliesidhegoddess Рік тому +7

      I know absolutely no one who is still on Thanksgiving break. Must be nice!

    • @jeremybenoit759
      @jeremybenoit759 Рік тому +2

      These garbage shows being mute during the so called pandemic was probably the best part about it

  • @pangalactictuber
    @pangalactictuber Рік тому +11

    Stephen really brought out the chromaticism of “All I Want For Christmas”. It was almost like reading sheet music - he has a good ear. (One is enough!)

  • @ceceliavoss9174
    @ceceliavoss9174 Рік тому +12

    This was an excellent monolog! 😂

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Рік тому +152

    Donnie was trying to recreate the 'Legion of Doom' villainous lair at Mar-a-lago... may good prevail over weasels!

    • @atiredfloridian777
      @atiredfloridian777 Рік тому +12

      More like the Legion of Dumb

    • @RendaJane
      @RendaJane Рік тому

      IQ45 is still trying to create “scorched earth” to punish us for firing him.

    • @fatman957
      @fatman957 Рік тому +2

      Aww

    • @alex35agm
      @alex35agm Рік тому +6

      Ah c'mon,even Lex Luther thinks Trump is too evil for the Legion of Doom.Trump and Kanye belong in the Legion of Dumb.

  • @nancyradford8166
    @nancyradford8166 Рік тому +6

    Brilliant as usual, Stephen!

  • @kidtroll9
    @kidtroll9 Рік тому +8

    Steven can sing!!! He has a natural vibrato, who knew?

  • @josefkay5013
    @josefkay5013 Рік тому +843

    What a hilarious scene: Kanye offering Trump the vice-presidency, Trump screaming about Kanye's unelectability, and a crazy-eyed paranoid lunatic sitting there taking it all in as he stuffs breadsticks into his face.
    I always thought there was a trace of Moe Howard running through Trump's schtick, and it sounds like Mar-a-Lago verged on Stooge-level slapstick that evening.

    • @leoh3616
      @leoh3616 Рік тому +46

      I REALLY would like to watch a tape of that part of the evening. I´d even pay for it.

    • @vanguard9067
      @vanguard9067 Рік тому +63

      Larry, Curly, and Moe-a-Lago?

    • @crazysc0tsman
      @crazysc0tsman Рік тому +24

      I hope it gets repeated on the debate stage. Would be a great convincer for swing voters.

    • @michaelshanks6932
      @michaelshanks6932 Рік тому +25

      More like the tea party from Alice in Wonderland. Did the denier get to be the Dormouse?

    • @irishdivajeffries6668
      @irishdivajeffries6668 Рік тому +5

      Love it!

  • @hidinginsight1879
    @hidinginsight1879 Рік тому +4

    Big Island viewer here - Mahalo nui loa for the mention! Aloooooooooooha!

  • @Gigalisk
    @Gigalisk Рік тому +5

    "....FIFA has an ethics committee....?" LOLOLOL

  • @judeirwin2222
    @judeirwin2222 Рік тому +5

    Best line of the night, “FIFA has an ethics committee ? Really?”

  • @sshaw4429
    @sshaw4429 Рік тому +198

    The best nighttime monologue……..he should have 20 million subscribers.

    • @vc5385
      @vc5385 Рік тому +1

      Stephen Colbert does not have 20 million subscribers on UA-cam, because he goes MIA, so often...

    • @deedeeannash
      @deedeeannash Рік тому +9

      @@vc5385 Johnny Carson used to work 3 days a week. What're you moaning about?

    • @amil89
      @amil89 Рік тому

      @@vc5385 or maybe because they hire the shittiest joke writers and it is complete derivative trash

  • @Genny-Zee
    @Genny-Zee Рік тому +280

    Stephen actaually has a good voice!! I’m surprised he hasn’t made a Christmas album yet. SC doesn’t stand for Santa Claus, it stands for Stephen Colbert!!

    • @ernestocampos8330
      @ernestocampos8330 Рік тому +15

      He did a musical: Company.

    • @GoneTeal
      @GoneTeal Рік тому +25

      He also did make a Christmas album/special back in his Report days

    • @emotionalsupporthipster659
      @emotionalsupporthipster659 Рік тому +11

      There is a Colbert Christmas album he did like 15 years ago. It's called "A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All!" It's up on Spotify.

    • @jenniferhart559
      @jenniferhart559 Рік тому +5

      All the more amazing since he's deaf in one ear.

    • @dozzer009
      @dozzer009 Рік тому +6

      @@jenniferhart559
      Wow, I didn’t know that and yes, it does make it even more amazing. Thanks for that tidbit!! I always learn something new 😊

  • @TheGruffchickJournal
    @TheGruffchickJournal Рік тому +21

    Stephen has a fantastic voice. Record a few more Christmas songs with the band, bundle them all together, and sell them. All proceeds go the American Red Cross to help people after a major natural disaster. Or use the proceeds in the Ukraine.

  • @atlpeach6852
    @atlpeach6852 Рік тому +3

    Stephen singing was everything!!!! ❤

  • @anjulikamins6420
    @anjulikamins6420 Рік тому +226

    Colbert is so talented. Even the singing was a pleasure.

    • @amil89
      @amil89 Рік тому +4

      Too bad his joke writers completely gave up.

    • @dozzer009
      @dozzer009 Рік тому +7

      @@amil89
      Don’t watch. Easy!!

    • @Pro24zach
      @Pro24zach Рік тому

      @@dozzer009 but we agree… he is talented this is a good show,.. but the writers of every late night show seem to all make the same jokes about the same subjects every night… I only watch this and the daily show now, but even they had pretty much these same jokes on the same subjects… just expand their joke writing minds and maybe stop making everything in our world about the big orange tool bag named Donald Trump. Why wont he say his name still? its gotten weird.

    • @Pro24zach
      @Pro24zach Рік тому

      @@dozzer009
      sorry you’re right, I’ll unfollow this channel and stop watch the tonight show too.

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Рік тому +1

      @@amil89 what show were you watching? Colbert's writers are on.

  • @deltazero4685
    @deltazero4685 Рік тому +46

    Steven’s got a pretty nice singing voice! What a treat!

  • @hollynordgren510
    @hollynordgren510 Рік тому +4

    Am I the only one who would love a Late Show Christmas Album??!!!

  • @Sanjidadipu
    @Sanjidadipu Рік тому +5

    No one is going to talk about Stephen's singing? He was great!!!!

  • @cosmiccreator
    @cosmiccreator Рік тому +35

    Stephen you are a an angel! Thank you for always bringing smiles and laughter to our lives! Bless you beloved brother! 🥰🙏💐

  • @eklectrikmusic
    @eklectrikmusic Рік тому +95

    Lindsey Graham's button reads :"Run Hershel, Run!" - Maybe it's an inside Joke.

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 Рік тому +12

      He can't run with any ideas. He's a walker, at best.

    • @williamduffy1227
      @williamduffy1227 Рік тому +7

      I saw that too and started cracking up. Miss Lindsey probably isn't even aware of it. 😆😆😆😆

    • @p.j.m.d.1948
      @p.j.m.d.1948 Рік тому +14

      Herschel Walker makes Forrest Gump look like a genius. (Sorry Forrest)

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Рік тому +1

      @@p.j.m.d.1948 Forrest has another serious advantage: he's a fictional character

    • @loridancer9378
      @loridancer9378 Рік тому

      Lindsey's is a musical badge. "🎵Run, Rabbit, Run, Rabbit Run...🎵"😉

  • @anro7137
    @anro7137 Рік тому +2

    What a perfect way to begin the Christmas season. Thank you for singing!

  • @time2livelife
    @time2livelife Рік тому +135

    “I can’t imagine having dinner with someone so disgusting. And you have no idea which one of those 3 guys I’m talking about.” 😂

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr Рік тому +1

      so did ye bring the white supremacist with him (Con-ye??) or did donny invite them both to solicit money and support? (or have some fun at their expense).
      trump is scraping the bottom of the barrel now...

    • @ianthesoccerref
      @ianthesoccerref Рік тому +2

      That's a keeper👏👏

    • @lisamessiana1032
      @lisamessiana1032 Рік тому +3

      ALL OF THEM!!!

    • @davidjames38589
      @davidjames38589 Рік тому +1

      Candidate for best line of the monologue!

  • @dr.velmasablan3611
    @dr.velmasablan3611 Рік тому +183

    Stephen, you are so BAD, irreverent, and I just love it. Thank you for being comic relief during this craziness going on in our beloved country.

    • @230608grace
      @230608grace Рік тому

      Everything right is now wrong and everything wrong is now right. We are going down the toilet. Wait until they change the Supreme Court. We are finished!!!!!!

  • @mariejoseehuot9309
    @mariejoseehuot9309 Рік тому +7

    This is all so so funny but all so so sad at the same time.

  • @aleccopile
    @aleccopile Рік тому +7

    9:40 Stephen actually has a lovely singing voice 👍. I remember when he sang "Falling in Love Is Wonderful" with Anna Kendrick, I was surprised how good it sounded. He should record a Christmas album.

  • @danielmorales1470
    @danielmorales1470 Рік тому +41

    Stephen Colbert is BRILLIANT!

  • @CFAweiss
    @CFAweiss Рік тому +22

    I enjoy Stephen’s rendition of “All I want for Christmas” the most 😎👍

  • @mikeysalais1313
    @mikeysalais1313 Рік тому +6

    Notably his best monologue this season. Fantastic! timing - graphics - setups everything. Loved it. I don't usually re-watch, but this one.......

  • @JynxieTheMermaid
    @JynxieTheMermaid Рік тому +1

    Nicely sung Stephen!

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 Рік тому +2032

    Anybody who saw what transpired to this country then still voted for REPUBLICANA is beyond hope

    • @hanzgerberpresents
      @hanzgerberpresents Рік тому +11

      As opposed to what's transpiring now?

    • @marty4278
      @marty4278 Рік тому +57

      @@hanzgerberpresents Yes. As long as trump breathes air.

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 Рік тому +58

      @@hanzgerberpresents what's transpiring now, Hanzy? Iz da Gerber baby not happy?

    • @julesbower762
      @julesbower762 Рік тому +9

      Any vote, for any Republican, for any reason, is an act of treason.

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 Рік тому +5

      @susan ruthroff
      Baby Shart
      Poop your pants, do do do do do do
      Wave little hands, do do do do do do
      Give senseless commands, do do do dumb
      Time for change, you're sphincter's going numb
      Now you poop out of your mouth
      Fake tan, bigot the south
      Can't walk a ramp, it's the gout
      Can no longer lie or fake your way out
      Macho man, do do do do do do
      Support the Klan, do do do do do do
      Your evil plan, do do do do do do
      Might as well bury your head in sand
      You can't dance, you can't sing
      Only fear and hatred do you bring
      You can't lead, only be a boss
      Only salads do you toss
      Ignorance, do do do do do
      Hang Mike Pence, do do do do do
      Insurrect, do do do do do do
      Watch all the immigrants climb your fence

  • @janemariesinger6779
    @janemariesinger6779 Рік тому +23

    Aloha Stephen! Mahalo for taking time to mention our latest eruption....Thank Pele her flow is not threatening anyone at this time....now, would you like to come over here for dinner at my home on the slope of Mauna Loa? Love to have you man!

  • @karmz1986
    @karmz1986 Рік тому +11

    Thank you for the serenade @Stephen Colbert 😍

  • @petgranny194
    @petgranny194 Рік тому +3

    Great bit - had me laughing out loud through the whole thing.

  • @Mike_Jones281
    @Mike_Jones281 Рік тому +13

    "THIS ERECTION IS ABOUT THE PEOPLE" ~ H. Walker

  • @gwen6453
    @gwen6453 Рік тому +16

    Hahaha “FIFA has an ethics committee!”
    and what a Christmas song!

  • @3t3rnalstudent
    @3t3rnalstudent Рік тому +19

    Thank you Stephen! ❤️🥰 A voice of humor in times of dealing with lunatic individuals.

  • @michaelsamerdyke108
    @michaelsamerdyke108 Рік тому +1

    Love how he sang at the end.

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Рік тому +176

    “I’m your host Stephen Colbert.”
    Best host ever.

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 Рік тому +1

      1.Carson 2.Lettermam 3.O'Brien 4.Gutfeld 5. Leno

    • @Washougalite1
      @Washougalite1 Рік тому +3

      @@johnbrowne3950
      1: Carson
      2: Letterman
      3: Ferguson

    • @johnbrowne3950
      @johnbrowne3950 Рік тому +5

      @@Washougalite1 You're right. I forgot Ferguson.

    • @amil89
      @amil89 Рік тому

      Not even fucking close especially with these horribly written 'jokes'
      Cable TV has become absolute trash

    • @AlexandarHullRichter
      @AlexandarHullRichter Рік тому +3

      Hostus Mostus: Stephen Colbert.
      Oliver can be second best.

  • @KariBear_21
    @KariBear_21 Рік тому +6

    Aloha!!! We can definitely see the good from my house!!! It's so awesome. No danger... yet. Thank you Stephen!!!

  • @nance1111
    @nance1111 Рік тому +2

    Pure gold Stephen!

  • @Bigd0gg
    @Bigd0gg Рік тому +8

    Hilarious Stephen! You’re the best!!

  • @karinwolf3645
    @karinwolf3645 Рік тому +18

    You notice how the two next to hershal immediately looked at him when he said that and later tried to say they didn't notice? 🤔😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😻😻😎😎💋

  • @Artysmarty150
    @Artysmarty150 Рік тому +6

    Thanks, now that f*cking song is gonna be in my head all night. Good grief.

  • @TheThird1977
    @TheThird1977 Рік тому +11

    As soon as "... complained to FIFA's ethics committee" flashed up, you just know we all though the same thing and laughed heartily when Stephen fulfilled the prophecy.

  • @pippogriffthegreat7003
    @pippogriffthegreat7003 Рік тому +22

    Steven out here spitting facts, serenading, and making me snort laugh like a champ 🤣

    • @melissa7041
      @melissa7041 Рік тому

      you mean bahhhhh like a good little sheeple

    • @a.s.4601
      @a.s.4601 Рік тому

      @@melissa7041 Yes. You are not clever.

  • @edwinnakamura1726
    @edwinnakamura1726 Рік тому +577

    I like presidents who don’t invite anti Semitic racists to dinner and acts he wasn’t aware!!

    • @pipedown1246
      @pipedown1246 Рік тому +16

      Can you imagine koonye being president and trump being his vice president?...trump would do what koonye did to taylor swift but at the first state of the union address..He'd grab the mic and say,excuse me koonye I'm going to let you finish but I think trump/pence had the greatest presidency of all time 😂😂

    • @P.Kenney
      @P.Kenney Рік тому

      @@pipedown1246 Racist comment by a racist lib!

    • @jandrews6254
      @jandrews6254 Рік тому +16

      Why weren’t the Kuschners invited? I’m sure the conversation would have been....interesting

    • @michelejohnson1001
      @michelejohnson1001 Рік тому +6

      A real president wouldn't ever think of that

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +11

      What must the Secret Service think?

  • @dreamlife2351
    @dreamlife2351 Рік тому +19

    Aloha Steven and team. 🌺 We love you ! And Mahalo for the nationwide news.

  • @joenalewabau9589
    @joenalewabau9589 Рік тому +2

    Noticed how Graham’s head turned immediately to look at him when he heard the word erection. That was good.

    • @terryreynolds200
      @terryreynolds200 Рік тому

      I do declare! Well, I never! (Clutching his pearls!)

  • @duane2520
    @duane2520 Рік тому +4

    Damn Steve you can carry a tune 👍

  • @marciaroy2096
    @marciaroy2096 Рік тому +115

    Made my night and Xmas season! Thank you Mr. Colbert!!

  • @midwaysar
    @midwaysar Рік тому +95

    Stephen never disappoints