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100%. There's a video (forgot who made it) about tons of white people saying we should be able to vote without ID because black people can't get them easily and all that... Then they interviewed black people, who all had IDs, all knew exactly where to get IDs, none of them knew anyone who didn't have IDs... and some of them found it downright insulting that some people thought blacks wouldn't be able to get them. Woke white people think blacks are like children and need to be protected, and treated as such. If I was black, and I knew how these people think, I'd hate woke white people as much as I hate racists.
newp gaston - that video is crazy... not because of the debunking part but because these crazy racists actually think this crap. Who the f#%k doesn’t have an ID? It’s like the first thing I got when I was 18 because I needed it for so many things.
No joke, I applied for a job that had the disclaimer: “We don’t discriminate based on race, religion, sex, etc.,” followed by: “Women and minorities are strongly encouraged to apply.”
Kinda like a lot of colleges today. "Yeah we don't discriminate against people because of their race, sexuality, etc. Anyways if you're gay or black you can get a scholarship entirely because you're gay or black and hey, fuck you straight white people."
See that’s the problem. This is called positive racism. In America they flipped the idea of racism to hire based on race, which in itself is racist. -Coming from a Pakistani-American guy
In 1984 O Brien explains how the party rules for ever.It controls education and each new generation of officials is totally committed to its vision.Like critical race theory ....
The sad part is that, just as with South Park's biting but accurate satire, most woke people will just dismiss this as "rightwing comedy" and not acknowledge its deep and bitter truth.
I've seen a few such comments in this comments section already. They don't realise how harmful some of their policies are towards race relations and towards minorities themselves. As they say "the road to hell is paved with good intentions" never was that saying more true than with the woke movement. The best of intentions but have bad consequences often times. For example, scrapping voter ID laws, in Europe this is just a given. We've always had voter ID laws. It's not something we even talk about because to prevent voter fraud it's common sense that you would need to show ID. By scrapping/blocking voter ID laws you are enabling voter fraud as well as demeaning minorities by saying they are incapable of acquiring ID, which again iant helpful, because at some point in their life they will likely need it . If it's such a problem do something to help minorities acquire ID, don't just write them off as hopeless cases. Even though, I would say most don't need help to get an official ID, they are perfectly capable.
@@tbdivine129 One minor correction: Woke is not left. They are the left of the neoliberal project, which is in its entirety rightwing. Identity politics is performative neoliberalism. Far from being actual leftwing (i.e. anti-capitalist), it is in reality a completely capitalist ideology.
@CC3GROUNDZERO nothing about the right is woke, in fact the right is the opposite of wokeness, like isn't the right synonymous for conservatives you know the religious people who hate gays and LGBT who wokies seem to love so much. You know sth interesting I'm a Nigerian and from what I've been observing there's only one way I can describe the kind of unique politics you guys have over there.... It's Stupid, I think it's one of the most nonsensical political system I've seen, the way I see it, it's common sense vs the far left and politics should be more complex than that
Ok so, I’m an Asian/middle eastern girl and I have a bf whose parents are woke. But when they realized I have different opinions than them, they were like “how could a woman of color say that???” 😓
I guess I could say they are racist, but I don't talk to them very often. I don't really get offended because I'm not surprised they say that, lol. It's just stupid and ridiculous.
Sorry. They've bought in to this cult without even thinking about it. They need to be red pilled. Otherwise they're gonna turn into full blown racists and not even realise it.
That’s literally straight up seeing someone as just their race... which is pretty textbook racism 🙄 I don’t understand how people how these people exist
People like them think that because of your ethnicity, culture and background, you think; or should think, a certain way. Stereotypes exist for a reason, and ironically enough, the very same people who preach about rejecting such stereotypes are keeping them alive. You are an individual. No contest. That being said, stereotypes themselves aren't inherently negative or positive. Most of them _are_ funny, though.
@@criptideancia Honestly, english is my first language and i can't even tell the difference 😅. I don't think they're different but in today's political/social climate they're made out to be different. But I think what you said is the exact reason why its such a bs phrase. the democrats in the US use that term, "people of color", thinking they came up with something new and more politically correct when in reality it's just old democrat (the ones who wanted to keep slavery) terminology to refer to black people-- colored people 😬
@@criptideancia actually, it's not really different, it's not just you! And that's why some of us laugh about it so much. It's the same distinction being made, and the language is almost exactly the same and means the same thing, but they consider one racist and the other not. It'd be like saying "a red apple" is offensive and makes you an awful person, but "an apple that is red" shows how amazingly woke and wonderful you are.
@@thecommentschannel3548 Which is why mixed "race" not only is a thing, but a medical nightmare. If you happen to be mixed, and your liver fails, you can't accept an organ donation, even from other similarly mixed race people. Not even your parents will be able to save you by forfeiting theirs. Most "racist" people simply want the right of association to apply to situations other than when tech giants want to obliterate you.
Tell that to the wokies they really don't see the diff between Israelis and Jewish people @@zeeqayum4834 Australia is terrible ATM with open hate speech towards the Jewish community Alot of places have become unsafe for them to go to
@zeeqayum4834 sure, but it is their promised land. Also, just in case people are unaware, saying that the country of Israel should not exist is in fact antisemitic.
@@danielknapp3141 my holy book says your house is mine. Are you going to give it to me? Don’t be ridiculous. If you are an American who believes in American values then you are the biggest hypocrite by supporting the Jewish ISIS state
@@zeeqayum4834 Obviously. But someone should tell that to the woke college kids that have been protesting Israel by harassing Jewish students on their campuses. Seems they didn't get the message and are demonstrating comparable levels of ignorance to "those guys that have gatherings while dressed in white bed sheets".
*Racist:* "I want to make life worse for minorities so I can be superior." *Woke:* "We should reverse that inequality[1][2] so we can be equal, together." *Y'all:* "Both say race haha all same" [1] www.businessinsider.com/us-systemic-racism-in-charts-graphs-data-2020-6 [2] mappingpoliceviolence.org/
@@LowestofheDead hi :) These links might convince someone if they bothered to consider confounding variables that can change results. Do you perhaps believe that something is bigoted simply because it has different outcomes when broken down by characteristic?
@@LowestofheDead A lot of these statistics remind me of the female wage gap narrative. Where they lump in all women from different jobs, and don't account for hours, part time vs full time, overtime, region, performance, etc. Turns out, a lot of the difference comes from exactly which jobs women choose to have, and them working less hours on average. Some versions even include stay at home moms, which makes no sense. I see a lot of the same here. Like the black congressman representation apparently being shown as racist. But it doesn't give any sort of context, like how it measures up to the black population at large. Which, if we are looking for a proper ratio of black population to black congressman, is really not far off. I see a similar theme in the rest of this list. So I can't really take it seriously, or even do much with it if I did.
Racist: I want to make life worse for minorities so I can be superior. Woke: Statistics show that life has measurably been made worse for minorities [1][2], we should reverse that so we can be equal, together. Y'all: Both talk about race haha same [1] www.businessinsider.com/us-systemic-racism-in-charts-graphs-data-2020-6 [2] mappingpoliceviolence.org/
well, if you knew just a bit about the left's history you could've predicted it easily, well, not really predicting, but just knowing what already were their opinions
@@Vincent-yx7tg oh that'd be the dream, it'd make life a whole lot easier... shame it doesn't exist, though, because obviously how the hell would it exist?? 😂
@@Vincent-yx7tg but white privilege suggests that societally, white people have an advantage... so like there are laws that oppress minorities but help white people. Which is simply not the case.
@@fred7883 right, I'd probably laugh If I was walking down the road and some guy in a 'racist' t-shirt just walked passed, lol. I'm Irish and Americans are literally so offended by everything that doesn't matter, yet their country is so backwards. They are allowed to buy guns to defend themselves... against other people with guns..... do we see the problem here- Maybe just don't give out guns in the first place?
@@AceFaz Ya only the government should have guns. That's worked out great in human history lol. Keep your Eurotard logic in your own country. We'll keep our guns, thanks for your concern.
My woke Cousins have never hung out with a black person ever. I brought my black roommate to Thanksgiving once, and they where talking to him like he just got pulled out of an African tribe, and didn't understand what anything was. He got really offended, but he let it slide cause he was a guest. I had some words with them though.
@@youtubeshypocrisy "This is a magical device known as a computer!" "Oh yeah I have a PC of my own-" "Now this might surprise you, but it works using lightning"
Are you offended when someone says "black" instead of "african american"? Because when I say black people go like "omg that's so insensitive" and like maybe I am being insensitive idk I just don't see it that way
@@Sam-vz8pm Sounds like an American thing. I'm jamaican and we just call ourselves black like the rest of the world. Honestly I'd be more offended by someone calling me African American because I really dont want to be associated with some of the stupidity I see from them.
Argentinian "economists" made a lot of people call themselves "liberals" and then justifying the authoritarian goverments of Bacheta and Pinochet because "they kept away the communism"
The only reason we call certain racist right and others left is because the racist on the left got to write all the text books. I get tired of “woke” movies where “edgy” modern directors make films to “Challenge our cultural norms” where the people who made “Birth of a Nation” would feel perfectly comfortable and not at all challenged.
Safe Spaces is no different from Segregation. After all, people not being allowed to associate is perfectly fine as long as the separate is equal, right?
@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ Nobody needed to "prove" the equality of the races. That's the presumption. If you think they aren't equal, then it's on *you* to prove it.
Beni Habibi Nothing wrong for thinking this is funny. The world is so crazy right now. Just trying to find some humor in it all. At some point you just have to have a laugh.
I’m an immigrant to America and I’ve tried to explain this to people so many times but my vocabulary is limited so I just show them this video and they get what I mean so fast
Well, I'm from America and I do the same thing. No point typing a paragraph they won't read when a video that makes them laugh is easier and more effective.
I remember when the Woke crowd start claiming orcs in D&D are representation of black people, my immediate and only thought was only legitimate racists could reach that conclusion. Then it all clicks together when you start asking "Are the Woke actually just racists?" when thinking about what they do and say
“Orcs are savage raiders and pillagers with stooped postures, low foreheads, and piggish faces with prominent lower canines that resemble tusks” -Excerpt from the official 5e Monster Manual Ah yes, orcs are the pinnacle of black representation.
Actually depends on which orcs. Warcraft orcs are Mongolian based, while Warhammer are based of english hooligans :P In a more serious note, it reminds me of the New York municipality who ask for rename monkeypox. Because, for them, it can be used to disrespect black people... We can suspect New York municipality being racist for having make that weird connection in the first place, no ?
kev c look even if Biden wasn’t woke style racist he’s got dementia Say what you want about trump, his mind isn’t decomposing while he still lives just yet
Sadly true. Look at Proposition 16 on the 2020 california ballot. They want repeal Prop 209 which is the amendment to the California constitution which said that the state cannot discriminate against or grant preferential treatment on the basis of race, sex, color, ethnicity, or national origin in the operation of public employment, public education, and public contracting Can't make this up
@@benj1b Little boy, stop acting as if white teachers don't teach little Johnny something different and more advanced than what they teach little Jerome
I love how the racist guy absolutely loves the woke guy, and the woke guy thinks he’s actually an ally to minorities. This really shows how racist woke people are. Good job.
Yes, because racism isn't about whether you think that there are two instrinsically different sides whose different separate identity must be underlined at every single opportunity, it's about which side yiu personally like the best.
Yea that's what baffles me. I'm Dutch, and It is often said that women and "other races" are treated very equally here. And I look at the American extreme left and can only see racists and sexists pretending to be the opposite. Don't get me wrong I see the same on the extreme right. But at least they don't pretend to be something else and generally don't get a much power in politics. They're ignored and/or called out for their racism and sexism. While the ones on the left get applauded and listened to.
@@Siter well it didn't obviously The local Arabs always hated jews since their quran teaches them that The 1929 massacre of hebron The fact they were in cahoots with Hitler Ye they had always wanted to kill the jews and they passed the ideology down to their descendants They have also elected Hamas into power and Hamas made their plans to commit a second holocaust (that is successful this time around) and conquer the world under the Sharia law And than Hamas proceeded to turn Gaza into a massive jihad camp where 99% of the population is in complete agreement with them There was only one person who went against Hamas and became a collaborator with Israel and he even wrote a book called "son of hamas" and he himself is in complete agreement with Israel So tell me if the one guy that got out of there and knows Hamas and the Palestinians the best think Israel is correct who are you to claim otherwise?
Or how about when someone says “I have a friend that happens to be black” you know saying it like it was an accident that he’s black. So colored people is racist but people of color isn’t? What are white people? People of no color
@@Not-Ap How is history relevant to how we talk in everyday parlance? I'm never out with the homies talkin bout the historical connotations of wearing a Hugo Boss fragrance, even though he was a Nazi. I just tell my homie he smells good before I suck his dick.
@@CoffeeSuccubus It's right and heroic to defend someone when *actual* racism is present. I also do not mind being called a minority as I understand when others say it, they aren't insulting the value of my being, only stating something that is sort of factual. However, I understand where you are coming from. Almost everything, I believe, woke attacks isn't even racism, just a delusion.
In France there is the politician on the far right who caused a scandal (and justifiably so) when he told this black guy that the two of them were necessarily different because of the color of their skin. I was very upset on hearing this like many people in France. It then occurred to me that woke people are no better than this guy is. In fact, they are worse, because if you either call our their racism or even just say we shouldn't judge people based on color, they call YOU a racist.
Honestly the whole political climate right now is like a circus that's on fire, where no one is trained, all the clowns are dead, and the elephants are eating people.
You forgot that islam is also a race now. But christianity is not. That's why if you question islam, you are a racist, but if you question christianity, you are NOT.
The could do one on feminism and misogynists too. Sleeping with loads of undeserving men, getting half naked on the street, selling their bodies for cheap sex, getting rid of the responsibility of a kid so he don’t gotta pay child support, 50/50 bills in relationships
the funniest part about this video is that i actually have experienced ridicule for being a black man dating a white person, specifically from woke white people
@@HowTwo007 have you ever met a woke white girl? they are literally barking at people. I don't need that kind of headache in my life I know if I say anything to them they will twist it to be an attack on women and make me look bad
I remember the first time a person whose religion was wokeness ( to question it is blasphemy) referred to me as a person of color. I asked why I couldn’t just be a person .
i honestly respect this. on both sides of the spectrum (so not racist you're racist and actual racists) i feel like people just try to segregate people. don't reffer to someone not white as a "person of color" that's just perpetuating that they are different. Just start referring to people as people and stop using people as bragging rights to seem "woke" and "progressive"
I'm highly convinced that this video is going to be played as educational material in the future to explain how a psychopathic everyone was in this day and age
@@notmyname9191 omg youre right. I just watched the Timcast IRL podcast with Philip Labonte. And i must say things certainly are dire. Especially after the incident with the cattle ranchers in nevada. It does inspire hope though.
That was my favorite line, as a jew, who is seeing a groundswell of antisemitism from the left. Conservatives will outright mock me and roast me, but love when I roast them back. The leftists just spout incredibly xenophobic and bigoted filth, and then accuse "My people" of being the same. It's actually pretty astounding when it happens. At least a skin-head doesn't mask his contempt. I can respect that. Ryan Long is the K.I.N.G.
@@just_your_localguard9612 if they don't respond, I can fill in (obligatory "not all Jews think this, I'm just one person"). It's awful and I'm surprised the world has let this go. It's not as bad as the Holocaust yet, but if something isn't done soon, it could easily become worse.
@@dontspikemydrink9382 Pro-Tip, comedy / satire is funny because it's rooted in truth. I've been observing this shit for years, don't try to act like this isn't a very accurate take on the stupid and loud tribal extremes in the USA
The only difference between the two groups is that racists are honest about it. Tell a racist person he's being racist and he'll just go _"yeah, and?"_ Tell a woketivist he's being racist and he'll scream at you and call you a nazi.
Eralia A You’re right. One person believes all lives matter, and the racist seeks to belittle their mission to make that happen by purposely misconstruing their claim that black lives matter too, taking energy and legitimacy away from a civil rights movement.
@Polaris Pike Guess what, everyone is racist to some extent. Spend any time in any non-white, non-western country, and you will see and hear a lot of racism.
@Polaris Pike I'm replaying to your 5 items above. The fact that progressives feel sympathy for a demographic they know absolutely nothing about, nothing more than NPR can tell them, is not a virtue--it is not a virtue to project in such a way; rather it is narcissistic and conceited.
The sad thing is everyone thinks that all leftists think that way like in the video. But actually only the stupid ones who arent really left think that
@@clankfish there are different sub groups that make up the left. i am not going to make a judgement on which one is the "main" one, but some are clearly more dumber and incompetent than others. just like the right. but from what i can say of what is the base of ideology is the material conditions and environment that houses those ideologies.
an anarchist and hard right libertarian are the same? Michael malice and yaron brooks believe the same things and would implement the same policies? this might be too inside baseball for most people, but that is as low IQ as saying that if you study science enough, you'll become an anti-vaxxer.
@@kokako5214 why do people care if their Jewish the literal only difference ifrom Christianity is they don’t think Jesus existed like why is it such a big deal
Been saying this for years and have been proven right time and a again. The most important thing you can do when you're presented with one such circumstance, is to laugh to show your appreciation for the comedians. So you can let them know they're the joke.
There are two types of racists: The ones that say: "We deserve special treatment because they are inferior." And the ones that say: "THEY deserve special treatment because THEY are inferior".
Three types. There is also the type that says: "We deserve special treatment because we are inferior." But I don't know if there is anyone who actually believes this or if it is a case of simply making the best use of the current system.
@ShaddowSabbath Yup. BLM and the woke left kills far more dark skin people than any other. But the media don't talk about them in bad way, instead media praise their unjust murders.
@ShaddowSabbath BLM is responsible for the deaths that have happened during these past few months of "protest", whether directly or indirectly involved.
"Let's undo the decades of legislative abuse levied at minorities" "Mmm, no we wouldn't have to worry about that if we had our white ethno-state." Oh my god, i can't tell the difference between these two statements, they look the same
Because nazis, who want to commit a genocide, are the same thing as anarchists, who want to house everyone and think people shouldn't have power over people.
@@termint2113 yes, the people who want everything provided by the government and the government to own everything and want anyone they disagree with out of the country or dead are the same people who also want complete rule over every aspect of their lives and dont want to be accountable to anyone, including killing and taking anything they want. The fact you have a positive opinion of literal anarchy but a negative opinion of a regime that also did a bunch of socialist programs and provided for the people in their country (through evil means) means youre merely a product of propaganda and have no idea how the world works. Know what the problem with anarchy is? it inevitably forms into gangs, and then local governments. Without the rule of law, the rule of force is the supreme order, which means anyone with evil intent and any modicum of power gets to be in charge, or works their way to it. If your idea of a perfect world still ends up with small local governments, why dont you just admit that what you really want is socialism with libertarian government aspects. Also, you complete idiot, up and down on the political spectrum are different things than the horizontal axis.
This reminds me of the time someone didn’t like the fact that a dark skin anime character sounded white. Even saying “black should sound black” then someone responded with the photo of the voice actress, who was black. The character wasn’t even black, just Japanese and tan.
oogity-boogity woogity Could be interpreted in many ways, I saw it as: The racist having many more allies of racism, and or the the racist enjoying the fact what the woke person said is extremely racist. Probably both.
Everyone trying to force behavior onto others. Are exactly the same. If your way is the best way. You don't have to threaten people. You just have to show them by example or explain.
@@FloralShoppingCard Actually Brits and Aussies are like 10x more racist than anybody else I've ever known. Same with Russians. Just basing this on all my experience gaming.
I have literally fantisized about this, that in 20+ years we would have moved so far from this garbage cult and people can look back on it and see how absurd it was.
@@qabbala1015 Only one is dumb enough to equate surface level statements to make themselves not look absolutely insane :) Basically: "See they are also bad so don't feel bad for being racist, everybody is"
@@HOVNA The difference is that there are maybe a few thousand actual racists in the US, whereas being woke has taken over an entire dimension of political discourse. Being woke is racist, you shouldn't have to have this pointed out
Yeah. It's self-depricating racism. The only difference between the two is that the white supremacist is proud of their racist beliefs. They literally believe EXACTLY the same things however.
Not quite. BlackRock has 'black' in the name which means they're still too afraid to stand against it. Even though they were all for occupy wallstreet a decade ago... better times, better times.
I am a black man living in Switzerland. And the day I get hired for being black instead of being good in what I do, is the day I have to leave the country. Because this will be the day my skills are ignored simply because of the color of my skin. And this is what true racism looks like.
I wonder did you grow up in switzerland or move because id wonder about someone who knew both sides of the pond. At least to me Switzerland never struck me as racist based on skin color i mean you never hear abour SVP dudes ranting about black people or at least i didnt but nationality-wise, i did notice a few sideways looks from like older swiss people when speaking serbian with my parents.
@@MarcieIsForager Things have changed since they were forced to take in refugees from the Middle East and North Africa who created a rape crisis. Cultural enrichment digit work out so well for many scando countries.
@@marissashantez6051 Ive heard that though being honest the outlets i heard it from seemed less than reputable. Is it that bad, because i mean i can see a huge influx of people proportionally, perhaps even overproportionally(economic factors, no possibility of education/ trade in place you left etc.) bringing in new crime. And obviously the law enforcment remaining the same size over a larger population can certainly have that effect, i mean thats evident. But anytime i heard about the rape stories the article almost always twisted it to be and im maybe exagerating "if we deported them, it wouldnt have happened" but it wouldve it takes a special type of cunt to inflict that on another human the only difference is they wouldve done in place far away.
@@MarcieIsForager I saw them in very reputable sources. I have seen police in those countries talking about how bad the rape crisis has gotten( they named it this). And I saw graphs of how much it went up.
""Black people should only be shopping at black businesses. I agree"" Its weird how the new anti racism has more in common with plain old racism than anything else.
@@alanikairyu8696 - Selecting based upon race is, by definition, racial discrimination and in many civilised countries, that’s illegal. As for most white owned businesses being racist, who told you that? Provide evidence for that claim because I’m fairly convinced that this isn’t true.
@@alanikairyu8696 - Oh… I see. Because that idiot says that they are racist (for firing him), they MUST be racist. Utter codswallop. Also, your claim was MOST. I want to see stats that back that up. The opinion of a delusional professional victim does not constitute evidence of your claim.
@@noisemachine5731 Racist=lives of one race matter more than others Non racist= all lives are equal and matter in terms of race You=racist love all lives matter Great logic skills there buddy. You can’t be racist and love all lives
I have some white dude at a bar called me a black grifter because I voted for Trump when I pointed out the fact that he’s highlighting my race with his feelings and that he’s putting me in a category and he sounds kind of racist. He shut up and walked away, it trips me out how racist the racist can truly be
What did you expect when Biden said :... And you ain't black if you don't know who to vote for.. This and the guy in the bar is what the Democrats are and what they believe.
@@613harbinger316 I imagine it might happen on Sesame Street since Critical Race Theory is going to be part of K-12 education. EDIT: They actually had Elmo and his family explain this theory of “systemic racism” back in June. On CNN.
People don't like being wrong. As much as I wish that was the case they prolly just went, "HA, these idiots don't know anything about how the world works!" And went on with their day.
@@paicemaster6855 I think it's more that people don't like nonsensical arguments and strawmanning. Like first example. Conflating a racist hating other races and people who constantly talk race in order to help the downtrodden are very clearly not the same. Dude is a fucking idiot.
@@davidmock7592 people that talk about race think they are better than those races. It's essentially why they want to fix the so called problems. So they are superior by this idea alone. Not all people of color think they are oppressed or need a saving grace by some random woke white chick😂🤦
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This is hilarious.
Woke sects are just a varying demention of the athiest religion
Oklahoma?
you need to coma back to Canada my boy we miss u
Only thing that would have made this better is if they swapped the shirts randomly and never pointed it out
Bruh
Bruuuhhhhhh
They did 1:17
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That would not be better, that would be trying too hard
@@dogperson432 150 people disagree with you.
"Us white people have so much privilege"
"I agree it is a privilege to be white"
Oh my god this line is perfect.
Fellow white privilege
@@chiefrabbischlomosteinberg4953 Shalom, baby.
@Joe Castiglione fucking barf at your whole comment.
Some people are better than others.
@@erlandglamorgan8377 yeah clearly some people more superior in ways you just described.
@@HawkAnomaly im kinda autistic so i dont know if you are actually agreeing with me or just making a snide remark.
Woke people: racists with a hero complex
Lol
That's true. They want to be worshiped as gods by the people of color, like C3PO was on the Ewok planet.
100%.
There's a video (forgot who made it) about tons of white people saying we should be able to vote without ID because black people can't get them easily and all that... Then they interviewed black people, who all had IDs, all knew exactly where to get IDs, none of them knew anyone who didn't have IDs... and some of them found it downright insulting that some people thought blacks wouldn't be able to get them.
Woke white people think blacks are like children and need to be protected, and treated as such.
If I was black, and I knew how these people think, I'd hate woke white people as much as I hate racists.
newp gaston - that video is crazy... not because of the debunking part but because these crazy racists actually think this crap. Who the f#%k doesn’t have an ID? It’s like the first thing I got when I was 18 because I needed it for so many things.
Harsh
“We both have our opinions on poc even though we barely know any”
Underrated line 💀
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"So what made you racist?"
No joke, I applied for a job that had the disclaimer: “We don’t discriminate based on race, religion, sex, etc.,” followed by: “Women and minorities are strongly encouraged to apply.”
Her and her girlfriend were super cool, smoked weed together, but they did NOT work. Lol
Kinda like a lot of colleges today.
"Yeah we don't discriminate against people because of their race, sexuality, etc. Anyways if you're gay or black you can get a scholarship entirely because you're gay or black and hey, fuck you straight white people."
See that’s the problem. This is called positive racism. In America they flipped the idea of racism to hire based on race, which in itself is racist.
-Coming from a Pakistani-American guy
@@Aryan_Psycho88 saying someone has internalized racism = admitting that you, yourself, are a racist and a bigot.
@@lightscameras4166 you can’t “flip the idea of racism”. Racism is racism. It’s that simple.
"The further a society drifts fron the truth, the more they will hate those who speak it"
-George Orwell
In 1984 O Brien explains how the party rules for ever.It controls education and each new generation of officials is totally committed to its vision.Like critical race theory ....
I just started reading 1984. Just the first chapter is chillingly familiar.
@@therose1277 we are reliving it now.
Race theory SJW newspeak ,the atmosphere of fear ....the Twitter mob, the 2 minute hate..
The Rose Such a brilliant book. Orwell was a visionary.
what do you guys think about Orwell's arguments for socialism?
I’m so woke I judge people based on the basis of their skin
I'm so woke coffee drinks me.
I'm so woke, Karl Marx thinks I went too far.
@@chepickensjr1765 no one outpizzas the hut
Legend has it no one ever heard from A ROAD ever again.
People so woke, they fall asleep immediately
The sad part is that, just as with South Park's biting but accurate satire, most woke people will just dismiss this as "rightwing comedy" and not acknowledge its deep and bitter truth.
ALL actual comedy is "rightwing" at this point. Wokie "comics" are not even funny, they're just court jesters going for applause.
I've seen a few such comments in this comments section already. They don't realise how harmful some of their policies are towards race relations and towards minorities themselves. As they say "the road to hell is paved with good intentions" never was that saying more true than with the woke movement. The best of intentions but have bad consequences often times. For example, scrapping voter ID laws, in Europe this is just a given. We've always had voter ID laws. It's not something we even talk about because to prevent voter fraud it's common sense that you would need to show ID. By scrapping/blocking voter ID laws you are enabling voter fraud as well as demeaning minorities by saying they are incapable of acquiring ID, which again iant helpful, because at some point in their life they will likely need it . If it's such a problem do something to help minorities acquire ID, don't just write them off as hopeless cases. Even though, I would say most don't need help to get an official ID, they are perfectly capable.
The fact that anyone would ever dismiss South Park as right wing comedy shows how absolutely delusional the left has become.
@@tbdivine129 One minor correction: Woke is not left. They are the left of the neoliberal project, which is in its entirety rightwing. Identity politics is performative neoliberalism. Far from being actual leftwing (i.e. anti-capitalist), it is in reality a completely capitalist ideology.
@CC3GROUNDZERO nothing about the right is woke, in fact the right is the opposite of wokeness, like isn't the right synonymous for conservatives you know the religious people who hate gays and LGBT who wokies seem to love so much. You know sth interesting I'm a Nigerian and from what I've been observing there's only one way I can describe the kind of unique politics you guys have over there.... It's Stupid, I think it's one of the most nonsensical political system I've seen, the way I see it, it's common sense vs the far left and politics should be more complex than that
I made the mistake of tweeting “not everyone on the right is a racist” once...
I met ten thousand Brads that day.
You have a weird voice. I meant that in a good way
Yeah it's a shame.
@Leider Tears Brad is the woke guy. The racist guy said it at the start of the video
Love your videos!
Very few people on the right are racist, in fact!
Ok so, I’m an Asian/middle eastern girl and I have a bf whose parents are woke. But when they realized I have different opinions than them, they were like “how could a woman of color say that???” 😓
I guess I could say they are racist, but I don't talk to them very often. I don't really get offended because I'm not surprised they say that, lol. It's just stupid and ridiculous.
Sorry. They've bought in to this cult without even thinking about it. They need to be red pilled. Otherwise they're gonna turn into full blown racists and not even realise it.
That’s literally straight up seeing someone as just their race... which is pretty textbook racism 🙄 I don’t understand how people how these people exist
@@wickedlittleyumi3143 unfortunately they are racist.
People like them think that because of your ethnicity, culture and background, you think; or should think, a certain way.
Stereotypes exist for a reason, and ironically enough, the very same people who preach about rejecting such stereotypes are keeping them alive.
You are an individual. No contest.
That being said, stereotypes themselves aren't inherently negative or positive. Most of them _are_ funny, though.
Woke: "You know all white people are racist?"
Racist: "I'm listening."
😂😂
Whats up Edward hows alphonse?
Levek 😂
That was the best part. Hilarious.
I don't get it. Is it some kind of a American joke ?
@@lampard990090 liberal Americans and feminists, yes
This aged tremendously well.
I swear, saying "people of color" is just a new way to say "colored people". How did we get here?
Is it different? They sound like different ways of saying the same thing (ps.: genuine question because English isn't my first language)
@@criptideancia Honestly, english is my first language and i can't even tell the difference 😅. I don't think they're different but in today's political/social climate they're made out to be different. But I think what you said is the exact reason why its such a bs phrase. the democrats in the US use that term, "people of color", thinking they came up with something new and more politically correct when in reality it's just old democrat (the ones who wanted to keep slavery) terminology to refer to black people-- colored people 😬
@@zencatfish9102 Oh okay, thanks for the answer
I like to intentionally say "coloured people" in convos with woke types sometimes, just to make the point, lol.
@@criptideancia actually, it's not really different, it's not just you! And that's why some of us laugh about it so much. It's the same distinction being made, and the language is almost exactly the same and means the same thing, but they consider one racist and the other not.
It'd be like saying "a red apple" is offensive and makes you an awful person, but "an apple that is red" shows how amazingly woke and wonderful you are.
These days when someone says "Separate but equal" you don't know if he's an Alabama klansman or a California college kid
@MRokk Congratulation. You must be quite relieved.
Makes me glad I didn't go to college.
Did you just assume his gender?
Omg best comment on here!
". All animals were created equal
( Says the WOKE community)
" ...But some are more equal than others"
I think putting rasist and woke people in one room and not allowing them the say who they are would be a good show
broooooo..... someone do this
Have fun trying to find the mythical "woke" person. Or just buy a scarecrow. Still a strawman either way
I mean, as soon as one of the racist people says "I think *certain ethnic group* should die" the cat will be out of the bag 🤷🏾♂️
@@rivashanmolefi7326Not if they say white people
I NEED THIS!
Oh my God this was for freaking years ago. This has aged like fine wine!
Dear Ryan - NEVER apologize for this, not even when the cancel culture mob comes knocking. Please.
If the cancel culture comes for him, it will be a good thing. Cancel culture would actually increase his UA-cam Traffic.
FACTSSSSSS
Robert Phelps tru
Did he misrepresent woke people? Nope. Although they make take offense at being compared to vile racists!
Never apologize to the left
Definition of "woke person" : a "racist person" with an Inferiority Complex
Definition of "racist person" : a "woke person" with a Superiority Complex
Underrated comment.
Underrated
Oh that's really good. Perfect description.
this is too perfect. well done!
Give this some more votes already!
“You know all white people are racist?”
“I’m listening.”
Such a great line, haha.
All people are racist - fact
All white people are racist - racism
@@after_midnight9592 But there is only one race, the human race 🤷♂️
@@thecommentschannel3548 That's why even the smartest "aliens" are known as "humanoid".
@@thecommentschannel3548 No dumbass. Humanity is a species.
@@thecommentschannel3548 Which is why mixed "race" not only is a thing, but a medical nightmare. If you happen to be mixed, and your liver fails, you can't accept an organ donation, even from other similarly mixed race people. Not even your parents will be able to save you by forfeiting theirs.
Most "racist" people simply want the right of association to apply to situations other than when tech giants want to obliterate you.
Holy sh*t, 4 years later and they've ACTUALLY come to agree on Jewish people. This wasn't a skit, it was a news report and a prophecy.
Israel is not the same as all Jews.
Tell that to the wokies they really don't see the diff between Israelis and Jewish people
@@zeeqayum4834
Australia is terrible ATM with open hate speech towards the Jewish community
Alot of places have become unsafe for them to go to
@zeeqayum4834 sure, but it is their promised land. Also, just in case people are unaware, saying that the country of Israel should not exist is in fact antisemitic.
@@danielknapp3141 my holy book says your house is mine. Are you going to give it to me? Don’t be ridiculous. If you are an American who believes in American values then you are the biggest hypocrite by supporting the Jewish ISIS state
@@zeeqayum4834 Obviously. But someone should tell that to the woke college kids that have been protesting Israel by harassing Jewish students on their campuses. Seems they didn't get the message and are demonstrating comparable levels of ignorance to "those guys that have gatherings while dressed in white bed sheets".
“We both have a lot of opinions on people of color even though we hardly know any” hahahha soooo true
*Racist:* "I want to make life worse for minorities so I can be superior."
*Woke:* "We should reverse that inequality[1][2] so we can be equal, together."
*Y'all:* "Both say race haha all same"
[1] www.businessinsider.com/us-systemic-racism-in-charts-graphs-data-2020-6
[2] mappingpoliceviolence.org/
After meeting them you become more racist.
@@LowestofheDead hi :) These links might convince someone if they bothered to consider confounding variables that can change results. Do you perhaps believe that something is bigoted simply because it has different outcomes when broken down by characteristic?
@@LowestofheDead A lot of these statistics remind me of the female wage gap narrative. Where they lump in all women from different jobs, and don't account for hours, part time vs full time, overtime, region, performance, etc. Turns out, a lot of the difference comes from exactly which jobs women choose to have, and them working less hours on average. Some versions even include stay at home moms, which makes no sense.
I see a lot of the same here. Like the black congressman representation apparently being shown as racist. But it doesn't give any sort of context, like how it measures up to the black population at large. Which, if we are looking for a proper ratio of black population to black congressman, is really not far off. I see a similar theme in the rest of this list. So I can't really take it seriously, or even do much with it if I did.
Most "racists" I know, myself included, have a lot of experience with non whites
This is a tragedy, not satire.
Can it be both ? I mean are those exclusive to each other ? honest question
@@ScytheManiac Of course
It's a miracle
First,I thought it was tragedy,but then I realized.....it's comedy.
Tragedy plus time = comedy as they say
This is literally the definition of "So woke they went back to sleep"
And it's exactly what's happening outside.
Rather so woke, they’re suffering from sleep deprivation induced psychosis.
Racist: I want to make life worse for minorities so I can be superior.
Woke: Statistics show that life has measurably been made worse for minorities [1][2], we should reverse that so we can be equal, together.
Y'all: Both talk about race haha same
[1] www.businessinsider.com/us-systemic-racism-in-charts-graphs-data-2020-6
[2] mappingpoliceviolence.org/
Being woke is basically the equivalent to thinking you're actually awake while still in a dream.
@Andrés Valverde It's funny. How if a person says he has been through an awakening. You can bet pretty good money on that he actually didn't.
What does it mean to be japanese?
Bro the jewish bit at the end aged like wine
well, if you knew just a bit about the left's history you could've predicted it easily, well, not really predicting, but just knowing what already were their opinions
🗿
@@Gadottinho 🎯
@@Gadottinho I mean, same with the right though. Hitler (Right) and Stalin (left) were both extremely antisemitic.
what were their opinions?@@Gadottinho
Imagine people seeing him wearing a shirt that just says "racist."
Maybe he's just a fan of NASCAR.
Mirza Ahmed dang garage door pulley why the heck would there be a garage door pulley in a pit gargage? Checkmate TRUMPET
@@mirzaahmed6589 underrated comment
Him next to a guy with woke cancels it out people will just think there doing a social experiment, what a world 😂😂
They'd probably congratulate him for being so self aware.
"I agree, it is a privilege to be white". The way he said that was pure gold
Fellow white privilege
Not racist like i don't have a problem with anyones skin color but man wouldn't u enjoy if u had a privilege lmfao
@@Vincent-yx7tg oh that'd be the dream, it'd make life a whole lot easier... shame it doesn't exist, though, because obviously how the hell would it exist?? 😂
@@Nightwatcher20 eh idk. Tbh i think there is some truth to white privlage but not too much like the media portray it as
@@Vincent-yx7tg but white privilege suggests that societally, white people have an advantage... so like there are laws that oppress minorities but help white people. Which is simply not the case.
as a wise man once said the best kind of comedy is the truth.
a wise white man
@@Orienne3300 I mean,you heard it from the video first
That man's name? Adolph Hitler. Checkmate libs!
@@VomitPinata huh,smart guy,might wanna check on him later
@@soulswordobrigadosegostar his Ted Talk is illuminating!
Watching this in November 2024 hits different.
All these anti woke videos showing up in my feed AFTER Trump won the election. 🤔
Ryan was in public wearing a shirt that said "RACIST" while shooting this bit. That is dedication to the joke lol
This also looks like NY/NJ which makes his bravery even more admirable
@@fred7883 right, I'd probably laugh If I was walking down the road and some guy in a 'racist' t-shirt just walked passed, lol.
I'm Irish and Americans are literally so offended by everything that doesn't matter, yet their country is so backwards.
They are allowed to buy guns to defend themselves... against other people with guns..... do we see the problem here- Maybe just don't give out guns in the first place?
Not surprised, he’s transphobic and sexist. Why not racist, too?
@@AceFaz Ya only the government should have guns. That's worked out great in human history lol. Keep your Eurotard logic in your own country. We'll keep our guns, thanks for your concern.
@@yakkayakka360 and just like that, he got triggered. Classic.
My woke Cousins have never hung out with a black person ever. I brought my black roommate to Thanksgiving once, and they where talking to him like he just got pulled out of an African tribe, and didn't understand what anything was. He got really offended, but he let it slide cause he was a guest. I had some words with them though.
sorry your roomie's TG was tarnished by the woke/racists. the situation you describe would be good material for a comic tragedy play
That's a little racist.
Hi Marcus. This is salt. Do you know what salt is? Can you say salt? Ohhh good job! Salt goes on food. Watch me do it, now you try!
@@youtubeshypocrisy "This is a magical device known as a computer!"
"Oh yeah I have a PC of my own-"
"Now this might surprise you, but it works using lightning"
@@saltyamalgamate lmao 🤣 I’m dead
1940s racist: "Colored folk"
2020 woke people: "People of color"
Me, a black man: 👁👄👁
Good Luck surviving in USA ma nigga
Are you offended when someone says "black" instead of "african american"? Because when I say black people go like "omg that's so insensitive" and like maybe I am being insensitive idk I just don't see it that way
@@Sam-vz8pm Sounds like an American thing. I'm jamaican and we just call ourselves black like the rest of the world. Honestly I'd be more offended by someone calling me African American because I really dont want to be associated with some of the stupidity I see from them.
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@Zachary Williams the second Relatively speaking these comparisons are a little blown out of proportion. This video was cringe
The more extreme the left and right get, the harder it is to tell them apart.
Argentinian "economists" made a lot of people call themselves "liberals" and then justifying the authoritarian goverments of Bacheta and Pinochet because "they kept away the communism"
Horseshoe theory
@@holysecret2 Bingo! You took the words right out of my mouth, my friend!
That's the absolute truth. The only problem I have is that your allowed to be on national television spouting racist shit if you are 'woke' enough.
The only reason we call certain racist right and others left is because the racist on the left got to write all the text books. I get tired of “woke” movies where “edgy” modern directors make films to “Challenge our cultural norms” where the people who made “Birth of a Nation” would feel perfectly comfortable and not at all challenged.
The ‘colored people’ and ‘people of color’ disparity was always the funniest shit to me
Scott Glennon it is 2014 lol
Here in England we are called BAME (black and minority ethnic)
Euphemisms, am I right?
Darkshadow I’m English and I’ve never heard of that ever.
Safe Spaces is no different from Segregation. After all, people not being allowed to associate is perfectly fine as long as the separate is equal, right?
This isn’t even satire, this is just representation.
@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ Nobody needed to "prove" the equality of the races. That's the presumption. If you think they aren't equal, then it's on *you* to prove it.
@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ I can’t pretend it doesn’t exist if, as far as I know, it doesn’t.
@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻
Oh, don’t worry, I’m going to look into your sources
@African warlord You are brilliant! Thank you.
African warlord this guy is trolling the fuck out of you dude 😂
This should be an un-skippable ad.
I agree. I'd donate to a gofundme to make this an unskippable ad.
Seconded
Eww no
Beni Habibi Nothing wrong for thinking this is funny. The world is so crazy right now. Just trying to find some humor in it all. At some point you just have to have a laugh.
@@LowestofheDead and there both democrat haha
I’m an immigrant to America and I’ve tried to explain this to people so many times but my vocabulary is limited so I just show them this video and they get what I mean so fast
Well, I'm from America and I do the same thing. No point typing a paragraph they won't read when a video that makes them laugh is easier and more effective.
I came here expecting a comedy, but all I got is a documentary.
lol!
But you were so satisfied with the end result.
Best comment!!!!! 😝😂😝😂😂😝😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gutts what are you doing here. got tired of waiting on that island
lmaooooo
“You know all white people are racist”
“I’m listening”
Killed me
translate democrats from greek to latim you get republicans
@@tmilev?
@@tmilev huh
I was sent.
@@deucewithoutmicallister4794 they mean that Dems and Reps are the same (which I agree w) both don’t care about anyorn
I remember when the Woke crowd start claiming orcs in D&D are representation of black people, my immediate and only thought was only legitimate racists could reach that conclusion. Then it all clicks together when you start asking "Are the Woke actually just racists?" when thinking about what they do and say
“Orcs are savage raiders and pillagers with stooped postures, low foreheads, and piggish faces with prominent lower canines that resemble tusks”
-Excerpt from the official 5e Monster Manual
Ah yes, orcs are the pinnacle of black representation.
Actually depends on which orcs. Warcraft orcs are Mongolian based, while Warhammer are based of english hooligans :P
In a more serious note, it reminds me of the New York municipality who ask for rename monkeypox. Because, for them, it can be used to disrespect black people...
We can suspect New York municipality being racist for having make that weird connection in the first place, no ?
That is not fucking woke that is some SJW shit, woke is black thing by a minority of blacks.
It has noting to do with SJW diversity and progressive.
But Orcs are cool.
@@olympia5758 agreed.
This is... incredibly true... like so much that it hurts....
This is horrifyingly accurate.
The way to turn horrifying into glorious is to VOTE in November. Taking power away from evil is a glorious thing.
HARD WORKER vote for who though? As far the topic of racist and woke being the same we’ve got a one party system
@@woodlefoof2 no no, Trump is sadly not racist at all. So vote Biden!!
kev c look even if Biden wasn’t woke style racist he’s got dementia
Say what you want about trump, his mind isn’t decomposing while he still lives just yet
Sadly true. Look at Proposition 16 on the 2020 california ballot. They want repeal Prop 209 which is the amendment to the California constitution which said that the state cannot discriminate against or grant preferential treatment on the basis of race, sex, color, ethnicity, or national origin in the operation of public employment, public education, and public contracting
Can't make this up
Not a single lie or exaggeration
i know ):
🗿
As evidenced by Uncivil Law
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it is
The whole video is nothing but.
Can we add "White couples should not adopt needing black children" to this video, because apparently this is also up there now
@A for Carrot twitter.com/DrIbram/status/1309916696296198146
Also "only black teachers should teach black children."
@@Dennis-nc3vw I actually agree with that. I want to be challenged, not treated like I'm less
@@kiwikiwi2483 if you're taught by another race you're being treated as less? ....makes perfect sense... 🙄
@@benj1b Little boy, stop acting as if white teachers don't teach little Johnny something different and more advanced than what they teach little Jerome
Still an evergreen bit. Comedy is and always will be how normal people fight back against the nonsense.
The difference is that the woke one is trying SOOO hard not to be racist, that he is super racist
But the end result is that they both do something racist.
the even BIGGER difference is: One is looked at and cheered upon, payed and praised while the other is condemed
@@GxRiku yeah its definitely more profitable to be "woke racist" than "normal racist" =)
trying hard implies thinking
@@fannyfreckle It's basically the horseshoe theory getting proven again and again.
Too real bruh
I’ve been scrolling for ages but I KNEW I’d find you here!
Omg love your channel!
♥
Your channel is amazing!
Love the vids
I love how the racist guy absolutely loves the woke guy, and the woke guy thinks he’s actually an ally to minorities. This really shows how racist woke people are. Good job.
Yes. That is the joke.
In my opinion it more shows how woke racist people are, but to each their own.
@@ekoms108 I agree
Yes, because racism isn't about whether you think that there are two instrinsically different sides whose different separate identity must be underlined at every single opportunity, it's about which side yiu personally like the best.
Yea that's what baffles me. I'm Dutch, and It is often said that women and "other races" are treated very equally here. And I look at the American extreme left and can only see racists and sexists pretending to be the opposite.
Don't get me wrong I see the same on the extreme right. But at least they don't pretend to be something else and generally don't get a much power in politics. They're ignored and/or called out for their racism and sexism. While the ones on the left get applauded and listened to.
The part about Jews aged in the most morbidly funny way possible considering the woke left now hates Israel 😂
Under the guise of "White settler colonialism" though
@candaniel oh yes.
Use any excuse.....
@@JDReC100I bet you're the type of person to think that October 7th is when everything started
@@Siter well it didn't obviously
The local Arabs always hated jews since their quran teaches them that
The 1929 massacre of hebron
The fact they were in cahoots with Hitler
Ye they had always wanted to kill the jews and they passed the ideology down to their descendants
They have also elected Hamas into power and Hamas made their plans to commit a second holocaust (that is successful this time around) and conquer the world under the Sharia law
And than Hamas proceeded to turn Gaza into a massive jihad camp where 99% of the population is in complete agreement with them
There was only one person who went against Hamas and became a collaborator with Israel and he even wrote a book called "son of hamas" and he himself is in complete agreement with Israel
So tell me if the one guy that got out of there and knows Hamas and the Palestinians the best think Israel is correct who are you to claim otherwise?
@@Siter when the war started... your point?
“Mommy, why is that man wearing a shirt that just says ‘racist’?”
Mommy: "Oh that's a youtuber. You'll understand when you are older....... Much older....... "
He just likes to play with his cars
“When did you learn to read?!”
@@Kitsco45 And Kitsco for the win. I'd like to see some one top that!
@@Kitsco45 Why hasnt this king/queen been crowned yet?
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks it's strange that "people of color" is acceptable but "colored people" is racist.
The way I see it, both are pretty racist
Holy. I cannot believe I've never thought about that before
Or how about when someone says “I have a friend that happens to be black” you know saying it like it was an accident that he’s black.
So colored people is racist but people of color isn’t? What are white people? People of no color
They don't have the same historical connotations.
@@Not-Ap How is history relevant to how we talk in everyday parlance? I'm never out with the homies talkin bout the historical connotations of wearing a Hugo Boss fragrance, even though he was a Nazi. I just tell my homie he smells good before I suck his dick.
As a Black American male who is racially impartial and harmonious, I absolutely agree; woke is the new racist.
God bless you
all cause of tiktok
Agreed.
I am offended by people "defending me". I feel offended and attacked even more now.
Don't call me a fucking minority and a person of color
@@CoffeeSuccubus It's right and heroic to defend someone when *actual* racism is present. I also do not mind being called a minority as I understand when others say it, they aren't insulting the value of my being, only stating something that is sort of factual. However, I understand where you are coming from. Almost everything, I believe, woke attacks isn't even racism, just a delusion.
In France there is the politician on the far right who caused a scandal (and justifiably so) when he told this black guy that the two of them were necessarily different because of the color of their skin. I was very upset on hearing this like many people in France. It then occurred to me that woke people are no better than this guy is. In fact, they are worse, because if you either call our their racism or even just say we shouldn't judge people based on color, they call YOU a racist.
How did it take 4 years for this masterpiece to hit my feed
Honestly the whole political climate right now is like a circus that's on fire, where no one is trained, all the clowns are dead, and the elephants are eating people.
A fire at a circus? That’s intents
Yea, I suppose that sounds about right. Close enough.
Nah elephants are empathetic. They’re dead and clowns are all that’s left
iDrowned @intents I see what you did there HAHAHAHAAAHA
@@anthea9697 Don't associate clowns with these people, we don't want them either
I'm not racist in fact I like all races, normal, black, gay and women
Newt What about Nascar though?
@@stielimusterman3066 Ayo fuck nascar
And of course never forget that poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids
You forgot that islam is also a race now.
But christianity is not.
That's why if you question islam, you are a racist, but if you question christianity, you are NOT.
Dude, the half marathon sucks
This man is bold for wearing a shirt that says “racist” in public
@reinhard earlin
Dude they literally make a joke about that in this skit
Which one?
Ryan Long commented on it briefly during the podcast episode he did after this.
Why wear a “Racist” shirt when wearing white skin is apparently enough!?
@@johnskrb lol fax
This is becoming more true by the second.
Let il be😏😏😏
Let the dam be 😏😏😏
The could do one on feminism and misogynists too. Sleeping with loads of undeserving men, getting half naked on the street, selling their bodies for cheap sex, getting rid of the responsibility of a kid so he don’t gotta pay child support, 50/50 bills in relationships
the funniest part about this video is that i actually have experienced ridicule for being a black man dating a white person, specifically from woke white people
Use their own logic against them. Call them racist. And watch them stfu. You gotta fight fire with fire sometimes
@@HowTwo007 have you ever met a woke white girl? they are literally barking at people. I don't need that kind of headache in my life I know if I say anything to them they will twist it to be an attack on women and make me look bad
@@cheetochi8136 You had suffragettes that were part of the Women’s KKK branch so if you call her a KKK supporter then she would go insane.
I can somehow imagine that. :D
Their "anti-racism" is just justified racism. I thought we got rid of the "stick to your own" bullshit decades ago.
I remember the first time a person whose religion was wokeness ( to question it is blasphemy) referred to me as a person of color. I asked why I couldn’t just be a person .
You are to everyone else.
i always ask what a person of no colour likes like..? transparent..? invisible..?
i honestly respect this. on both sides of the spectrum (so not racist you're racist and actual racists) i feel like people just try to segregate people. don't reffer to someone not white as a "person of color" that's just perpetuating that they are different. Just start referring to people as people and stop using people as bragging rights to seem "woke" and "progressive"
@@K-Sink1 yeah that's what identity politics is all about. Separating people, dividing everyone. At least, that's how it comes across to me.
@@professormutant3252 it's why I hate it
If you listen closely you can hear the woke community getting ready to cancel someone
Hopefully thare selves
oh yeah,everytime i open twitter i hear it
I’m your 420th like 😎
@@strictnine5684 you are the chosen one
I'm still on the left, but I came to a realisation and stopped being "woke" a few months ago lol
To think this was known years before the wider public finally realized that being woke isn’t a virtue signal.
I'm highly convinced that this video is going to be played as educational material in the future to explain how a psychopathic everyone was in this day and age
You’re implying a world where this gets better and not horribly worse, and I’m here for it lol.
@@notmyname9191 omg youre right. I just watched the Timcast IRL podcast with Philip Labonte. And i must say things certainly are dire. Especially after the incident with the cattle ranchers in nevada. It does inspire hope though.
@thomas gum
It’ll be the chapter before the “global warming hoax” and after the “pandemic hoax”
I hope that means the future will be less dystopian. /crossing fingers
@@moderatethinker I can’t tell if this is sarcasm and it’s scaring me
I haven't heard someone say "stick to your own" in YEARS!!
i miss grandpa
My grandma just told me this yesterday😥
@@gottgainz6477 Hood grandmother, wish mine was that based
@@ItachiUchiha-ny6di no jewish grandmother lol
Pretty funny that my black mom thinks I should stick to my own because mixing would cause identity problems, while my dad doesn't care
Ve_r_Ink - your dad sounds like a cool dude. He just wants you to be happy. 👍
“technically i don’t consider jewish people whi-“ “NEITHER DO I” 😂😂😂
That was my favorite line, as a jew, who is seeing a groundswell of antisemitism from the left. Conservatives will outright mock me and roast me, but love when I roast them back. The leftists just spout incredibly xenophobic and bigoted filth, and then accuse "My people" of being the same. It's actually pretty astounding when it happens. At least a skin-head doesn't mask his contempt. I can respect that. Ryan Long is the K.I.N.G.
@@harleysprague3678 Bald-faced disdain is infinitely better than a mask that hides the hideous creature underneath.
@@harleysprague3678 has a Jew, what do you think about how China handling them? I don't know any Jews, but I'm curious what one think about it.
@@just_your_localguard9612 if they don't respond, I can fill in (obligatory "not all Jews think this, I'm just one person"). It's awful and I'm surprised the world has let this go. It's not as bad as the Holocaust yet, but if something isn't done soon, it could easily become worse.
@@mik2420 Jews in China? Say what?
This got recommended to me in 2024 and it could not be more accurate than today.
It's amazing how woke people sound extremely racist and don't even realize it lol
but it is satire but you don't get it
@@dontspikemydrink9382 satire based on facts
@@ovaldocantu1619 nah.
@@dontspikemydrink9382 Pro-Tip, comedy / satire is funny because it's rooted in truth. I've been observing this shit for years, don't try to act like this isn't a very accurate take on the stupid and loud tribal extremes in the USA
they don't just 'sound' racist, they are racist. Their deeds, rules they want to pass, laws, votes, they behave in very racist ways.
The only difference between the two groups is that racists are honest about it. Tell a racist person he's being racist and he'll just go _"yeah, and?"_ Tell a woketivist he's being racist and he'll scream at you and call you a nazi.
“Two people who have diametrically opposed world views both have strong opinions about the same topic, that makes them the same.”
@@MindWaveStudios421 Both don't agree on the label, "All Lives Matter".
Eralia A You’re right. One person believes all lives matter, and the racist seeks to belittle their mission to make that happen by purposely misconstruing their claim that black lives matter too, taking energy and legitimacy away from a civil rights movement.
@Polaris Pike Guess what, everyone is racist to some extent. Spend any time in any non-white, non-western country, and you will see and hear a lot of racism.
@Polaris Pike I'm replaying to your 5 items above.
The fact that progressives feel sympathy for a demographic they know absolutely nothing about, nothing more than NPR can tell them, is not a virtue--it is not a virtue to project in such a way; rather it is narcissistic and conceited.
I leave you with a quote from the first Cars movie;
“If you turn hard enough left, you find yourself going right.”
why is this actually such a good quote
The sad thing is everyone thinks that all leftists think that way like in the video. But actually only the stupid ones who arent really left think that
@@zorro_lorenor6717 no true scotsman fallacy
@@clankfish there are different sub groups that make up the left. i am not going to make a judgement on which one is the "main" one, but some are clearly more dumber and incompetent than others. just like the right. but from what i can say of what is the base of ideology is the material conditions and environment that houses those ideologies.
an anarchist and hard right libertarian are the same? Michael malice and yaron brooks believe the same things and would implement the same policies? this might be too inside baseball for most people, but that is as low IQ as saying that if you study science enough, you'll become an anti-vaxxer.
this continues to age beautifully
The “technically I don’t consider Jewish people white” killed me 💀
At least he referred to them as people
Based
"White privilege!"
So jews as well?
"No, not technically they are not white"
Yes, technically, they are.
I guess they forgot about African Jews
@@kokako5214 why do people care if their Jewish the literal only difference ifrom Christianity is they don’t think Jesus existed like why is it such a big deal
The world we live in is so bizarre that it parodies itself.
Been saying this for years and have been proven right time and a again. The most important thing you can do when you're presented with one such circumstance, is to laugh to show your appreciation for the comedians.
So you can let them know they're the joke.
@@samkingofthedank
I thought ideologies were the joke
@@KnockManJo Yeah, I guess that's what I meant. I just didn't word it quite right.
#Phetasy
Vote Trump 2020 (aka not Biden who will go with the flow on this bizzaro crap).
There are two types of racists:
The ones that say: "We deserve special treatment because they are inferior."
And the ones that say: "THEY deserve special treatment because THEY are inferior".
Three types. There is also the type that says: "We deserve special treatment because we are inferior." But I don't know if there is anyone who actually believes this or if it is a case of simply making the best use of the current system.
Third type: "I don't deserve to exist because I have deep guilt over being superior."
"We deserve special treatment because we are superior"
Vs.
"They deserve special treatment because we are superior"
@ShaddowSabbath Yup. BLM and the woke left kills far more dark skin people than any other. But the media don't talk about them in bad way, instead media praise their unjust murders.
@ShaddowSabbath BLM is responsible for the deaths that have happened during these past few months of "protest", whether directly or indirectly involved.
4 whole years and this still aged like fine wine
Its funnier now because now the left see the the "people with tiny white hats" as evil.
“Hi I’d like a custom shirt made”
“Sure, what do you want on the shirt?”
“.... ‘RACIST’... all caps... “
😀🤣
Less embarrassing than asking for woke :D
All people of Color should have the "Stop Hating On White People" hoodie....
teespring.com/en-GB/stop-hating-july-2020?pid=227&cid=6083
😂🤣😂🤣
I wonder how they filmed this thing in public without racist shirt guy drawing unwanted attention lol
As my Gov & Politics teacher once said, “unfortunately the political spectrum is actually a circle”
Yup, horseshoe is an understatement. This bitch got screen wrapping.
"Let's undo the decades of legislative abuse levied at minorities"
"Mmm, no we wouldn't have to worry about that if we had our white ethno-state."
Oh my god, i can't tell the difference between these two statements, they look the same
@@zulephizus1212
Yeah, I can't see the difference. Black people getting rights is basically facism.
Because nazis, who want to commit a genocide, are the same thing as anarchists, who want to house everyone and think people shouldn't have power over people.
@@termint2113 yes, the people who want everything provided by the government and the government to own everything and want anyone they disagree with out of the country or dead are the same people who also want complete rule over every aspect of their lives and dont want to be accountable to anyone, including killing and taking anything they want.
The fact you have a positive opinion of literal anarchy but a negative opinion of a regime that also did a bunch of socialist programs and provided for the people in their country (through evil means) means youre merely a product of propaganda and have no idea how the world works.
Know what the problem with anarchy is? it inevitably forms into gangs, and then local governments. Without the rule of law, the rule of force is the supreme order, which means anyone with evil intent and any modicum of power gets to be in charge, or works their way to it.
If your idea of a perfect world still ends up with small local governments, why dont you just admit that what you really want is socialism with libertarian government aspects.
Also, you complete idiot, up and down on the political spectrum are different things than the horizontal axis.
This reminds me of the time someone didn’t like the fact that a dark skin anime character sounded white. Even saying “black should sound black” then someone responded with the photo of the voice actress, who was black. The character wasn’t even black, just Japanese and tan.
lmaoooooooo
ye bunny girl from mha
@@goldenweeb2081 that’s the one
People don’t realize that anime characters well at least most don’t have a race
Wait what does black sound like wat does that even mean? What a weirdo lmao
It’s so refreshing to finally reach the sensible part of the internet
Woke guy: "You know all white people are racist, right?"
Racist guy: "I'm listening 0-0....."
Oooohoho jesus that's good
I dont get it
There were so many good ones.
@@robertjusic9097 The racist thinks all white people MUST be racist, meaning not mixing around with other races.
oogity-boogity woogity Could be interpreted in many ways, I saw it as: The racist having many more allies of racism, and or the the racist enjoying the fact what the woke person said is extremely racist. Probably both.
docs.google.com/document/d/1ido70LgXsEhxcnyXE7RVS0wYJZc6aeVTpujCUPQgTrE/edit?usp=sharing
The problem is, woke people aren't self aware enough to even realize this. Most racists do.
Everyone trying to force behavior onto others. Are exactly the same. If your way is the best way. You don't have to threaten people. You just have to show them by example or explain.
@@marcelacavalheiro2412 same at least then they don’t act as though they’ll listen to you, they have their opinion and they’re sticking with it
It's easier to argue with a racist to stop being racist than to a woke to stop being racist
@@death3678 even if they’re pieces of shit
@@rapazlegal1358 to be fair those both are so hard to achieve that we can't measure how difficult they are exactly are.
This comedy skit is so accurate it'll be in classrooms within 25ish years to explain how far hypocrisy went in the US
Western world, Europe is catching up with the pace FAST.
@@FloralShoppingCard *those are rookie numbers, cancel more people*
@@FloralShoppingCard Actually Brits and Aussies are like 10x more racist than anybody else I've ever known. Same with Russians. Just basing this on all my experience gaming.
@@maskcollector6949 in gaming EVERYONE is racist.
I have literally fantisized about this, that in 20+ years we would have moved so far from this garbage cult and people can look back on it and see how absurd it was.
Aged like fine wine 🍷
“As white people we have so much privilege.”
“I agree, it IS a privilege to be white.”
ISAIAH 11:11-12KJV = REAL ISRAELITES!
I don't know what kind of shit show is going on in your replies but I'm just here to point out that I'm your 777th like 😅
@@ThxGod_ItsOver Someone's having a midlife crisis.
@@ThxGod_ItsOver You good bro?
@@ThxGod_ItsOverbruh
The sad part is that this isn't even satire. This is reality
Unless you’re woke. They think they are the exception.
To every reactionary it is. If it's the same, why can we all tell whose side made this?? It's almost ... Fundimental.
@@HOVNA You can tell who wrote this because only one group is dumb enough to not understand their hypocrisy
@@qabbala1015 Only one is dumb enough to equate surface level statements to make themselves not look absolutely insane :) Basically: "See they are also bad so don't feel bad for being racist, everybody is"
@@HOVNA The difference is that there are maybe a few thousand actual racists in the US, whereas being woke has taken over an entire dimension of political discourse. Being woke is racist, you shouldn't have to have this pointed out
This could finally bring peace to the 2 most common groups of Twitter.
there will never be peace on twitter
Racists and woke people unite to form woke racists united
@@waltervining7331 Twitter is not a place to be
Yeah insted of two groups batling we'll have one big groupe who want to fight everyone
Twitter is full of bumbling idiots
I feel like the fact that he had to give them specific shirts discerning the 2 kind of just proves his point
They should have randomly swapped shirts throughout for a stronger point being made.
I think the way they word things sometimes gives it away but I guess you are mostly right.
Watch it with your eyes closed
@@frenchyroastify They did 1:17
@@mek101whatif7 They didn't.
Racist: I’m better than you because I’m white.
Woke: I’m better than you because I’m white but I’m sorry for it.
Yeah. It's self-depricating racism. The only difference between the two is that the white supremacist is proud of their racist beliefs. They literally believe EXACTLY the same things however.
"Here , I've put BLM in my bio so you can know that I'm not racist"
@@navyal7237 I haVe a BlAcK fRIend
Poc: I hate you because you are better than me
accurate af
Why is Korean the only language available for closed captioning?
I guess UA-cam recognizes good comedy as another language
Hey geography now!
Because racist
Barbie? you mean Based?
@@knownothing5518 I know who he is fam. I'm a big fan. Knew he was based just didn't know he was this based.
3 years later and they finally came to the full agreement of hating “tiny hat people”
Not quite, the wokesters still haven't "narrowed it down."
I wish
Not quite. BlackRock has 'black' in the name which means they're still too afraid to stand against it. Even though they were all for occupy wallstreet a decade ago... better times, better times.
'wokester' 😭😭
@@Dennis-nc3vw
@@hmmm3210 someones a bit mad
I am a black man living in Switzerland. And the day I get hired for being black instead of being good in what I do, is the day I have to leave the country. Because this will be the day my skills are ignored simply because of the color of my skin. And this is what true racism looks like.
I wonder did you grow up in switzerland or move because id wonder about someone who knew both sides of the pond. At least to me Switzerland never struck me as racist based on skin color i mean you never hear abour SVP dudes ranting about black people or at least i didnt but nationality-wise, i did notice a few sideways looks from like older swiss people when speaking serbian with my parents.
@@MarcieIsForager Things have changed since they were forced to take in refugees from the Middle East and North Africa who created a rape crisis. Cultural enrichment digit work out so well for many scando countries.
@@marissashantez6051 Ive heard that though being honest the outlets i heard it from seemed less than reputable. Is it that bad, because i mean i can see a huge influx of people proportionally, perhaps even overproportionally(economic factors, no possibility of education/ trade in place you left etc.) bringing in new crime.
And obviously the law enforcment remaining the same size over a larger population can certainly have that effect, i mean thats evident.
But anytime i heard about the rape stories the article almost always twisted it to be and im maybe exagerating "if we deported them, it wouldnt have happened" but it wouldve it takes a special type of cunt to inflict that on another human the only difference is they wouldve done in place far away.
@@MarcieIsForager I saw them in very reputable sources. I have seen police in those countries talking about how bad the rape crisis has gotten( they named it this). And I saw graphs of how much it went up.
And what if you don't get hired for being black? Is that not true racism? 🤔
""Black people should only be shopping at black businesses. I agree"" Its weird how the new anti racism has more in common with plain old racism than anything else.
Because anti-racism is another word for racism.
Likewise with “anti-fascists”.
and how is that racist for black people to only support black businesses? most business are white owned and racist..
@@alanikairyu8696 - Selecting based upon race is, by definition, racial discrimination and in many civilised countries, that’s illegal.
As for most white owned businesses being racist, who told you that? Provide evidence for that claim because I’m fairly convinced that this isn’t true.
@@alanikairyu8696 - Oh… I see. Because that idiot says that they are racist (for firing him), they MUST be racist. Utter codswallop.
Also, your claim was MOST. I want to see stats that back that up. The opinion of a delusional professional victim does not constitute evidence of your claim.
When you’re so woke it circles right around back to racism
.
Well, when turning left 3 times, you end up at the same place as if you turned right. You just made it look different.
horseshoe theory is a lot more accurate than people give it credit for
Welcome to 'Murica!
Horse shoe theory wasn’t too of after all
The cycle is complete
What is wild is that this is already four years old.
The fact that a racist person admits they're racist and a woke person denies it is funny
At least, traditionnal racists are honest. Wokes are hypocrites.
And accurate
It’s funny, though it’s not true to life.
@@MsCatfish4 not really racist are massive pussys and usually hate being called racist
They may admit they're racist, but they don't think it's a bad thing, so...
I haven't seen brilliance on UA-cam like this in years.
ua-cam.com/video/bnYF0vi6dpI/v-deo.html&feature=emb_title
#'s 9 and 4 really get me laughing!
Right? This hearkens back to the good times of UA-cam before it was perverted
You like strawman arguments? Ok
Look at Tim Dillon
Idk, the student loan guy with the long red hair killed it too
One more similarity: both take issue with "All Lives Matter."
That is horrifyingly spot on.
😭
You mean the racist dog whistle phrase? Why would a racist have a problem with that?
many racists love all lives matter
@@noisemachine5731
Racist=lives of one race matter more than others
Non racist= all lives are equal and matter in terms of race
You=racist love all lives matter
Great logic skills there buddy. You can’t be racist and love all lives
I have some white dude at a bar called me a black grifter because I voted for Trump when I pointed out the fact that he’s highlighting my race with his feelings and that he’s putting me in a category and he sounds kind of racist. He shut up and walked away, it trips me out how racist the racist can truly be
What did you expect when Biden said :... And you ain't black if you don't know who to vote for.. This and the guy in the bar is what the Democrats are and what they believe.
Lol imagine voting for a traitor insurrectionist.
@@spht9ng You mean Biden? He didn't, he said he voted for Trump.
@@SergeantExtreme lol nice try minimizing Trumps corrupt time in office
@@SergeantExtremeyeah twist it around and say the old senile twig committed insurrection.
No, seriously, when??
Imagine seeing two people wearing a ‘woke’ and ‘racist’ on the swings
The mental image is too funny lol
That sounds like the set up for a joke hahaha
I would walk up to both of them and ask, "So why'd you vote for Biden, you guys?"
Sounds like a Sesame Street skit.
Woke....Racist......Woke....Racist.... Woke...Racist....Woke..Racist...
Woke Racist!
@@613harbinger316 I imagine it might happen on Sesame Street since Critical Race Theory is going to be part of K-12 education.
EDIT: They actually had Elmo and his family explain this theory of “systemic racism” back in June. On CNN.
Woke: You know all white people are racist?
Racist: I'm listening.
Comedic Gold!!
My fav line. Brilliance
That is the best line. My god. Comedic gold.
Racist's inner voice: so you're saying there's a chance?
That literally never happens though.
@@0witw047 only if you're overly shelter privileged and brainwashed
I know there's a lot of people who watched this video in silence and clicked away in shame, because they fit into this
People don't like being wrong. As much as I wish that was the case they prolly just went, "HA, these idiots don't know anything about how the world works!" And went on with their day.
@@paicemaster6855 I think it's more that people don't like nonsensical arguments and strawmanning. Like first example. Conflating a racist hating other races and people who constantly talk race in order to help the downtrodden are very clearly not the same. Dude is a fucking idiot.
@@davidmock7592 people that talk about race think they are better than those races. It's essentially why they want to fix the so called problems. So they are superior by this idea alone. Not all people of color think they are oppressed or need a saving grace by some random woke white chick😂🤦
6000 woketards and racists
@@blakejohnson3864 Oh look everyone, it's one of them!
"Technically I don't consider J people white"
"Neither do I"
Neither do they LOL