The Worst Drum Book I've Found.

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  • @cobalttj6356
    @cobalttj6356 Рік тому +3358

    You know it's high quality when accidentally dropping the stick on the floor sounds better than your practice plastic party plate

    • @timothywhite8130
      @timothywhite8130 Рік тому +48

      Man say that 5x fast

    • @masterkamen371
      @masterkamen371 Рік тому +44

      The PPPP™

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT Рік тому +11

      It's ok to snarle, grimace or even menacingly show your teeth, but never ever happy-smile while drumming cause it makes ya look like Gamma's HappyBoi. 😂🤣

    • @rewindd
      @rewindd Рік тому +6

      nice pfp ^^

    • @biru4531
      @biru4531 Рік тому +6

      Cute pfp

  • @Cheesius
    @Cheesius Рік тому +1944

    This guy's so serious about drumming he got a pet shaped like a drumstick.

    • @nicolle2126
      @nicolle2126 Рік тому +66

      this got a good chuckle out of me, now all dank needs is a frank 2

    • @Lizlodude
      @Lizlodude Рік тому +33

      Underrated comment right here XD
      I feel like the next merch/product drop needs to be Frank Drum Sticks. Just laser engrave or paint or something a nice set of sticks with the face of Frank

    • @kip258
      @kip258 Рік тому +15

      Frank the Drum Stick
      As smart as a drum stick

    • @bland9876
      @bland9876 Рік тому

      That's a good one.

    • @leonparten1763
      @leonparten1763 Рік тому +1

      @@nicolle2126 then he could finally play some snake jazz

  • @oldgoat381
    @oldgoat381 Рік тому +838

    "Drums are the backbone of the band"
    "No that's the bass guitar"
    This is why as a bass player I love good and especially educated drummers, you guys know how rhythm sections work

    • @mattd6085
      @mattd6085 Рік тому +52

      Who let the bassist out?

    • @notyouraveragebassist4822
      @notyouraveragebassist4822 Рік тому +79

      @@mattd6085 we opened the side gate mate, it wasn't locked

    • @Hyjy0
      @Hyjy0 Рік тому +39

      @@notyouraveragebassist4822 There were two of you? That explains how you got in

    • @K12machinima
      @K12machinima Рік тому +18

      @@Hyjy0 Yo, make room for three - saw the gate was open, thought I’d see myself in, make a cup of coffee, and lay down a few riffs with the boys…

    • @thebestone1578
      @thebestone1578 Рік тому +14

      @@K12machinima Fourth here... didn't notice the gate. Is this private property? Here for coffee and jams...

  • @friedpancakes266
    @friedpancakes266 Рік тому +1206

    The fun part about reading perc music is that the notation is whatever the composer wants that day. There is no consistency

    • @NatiiixLP
      @NatiiixLP Рік тому +71

      Plus, every piece of software for learning them has an original notation of its own that you'll never see elsewhere.

    • @koolBOY8323
      @koolBOY8323 Рік тому +18

      indeed. i use the buddy rich method myself, and i use this lack of consistency as justification.

    • @friedpancakes266
      @friedpancakes266 Рік тому +6

      @koolBOY8323 I use EMCProduction's notation. It's best suited for marching perc, but his drum set and concert notation is very simple to understand when sightreading

    • @friedpancakes266
      @friedpancakes266 Рік тому +2

      @Rainbow Nati or they throw out logic entirely and cram all parts into one. Variations on a Korean Folk Song has the worst notation I've ever seen

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Рік тому +3

      huh, that's why I could find no clear answer when I looked on a whim... turns out there isnt one

  • @foxpurrincess3209
    @foxpurrincess3209 Рік тому +51

    This is 100% a made-for-bookfair product. This is designed to take advantage of a child's inability to gauge value properly. "Oh, its not just a book, it comes with THINGS!! so its worth it even though i could get 4 Magic Treehouse books for the same price"

    • @PhoenicopterusR
      @PhoenicopterusR 18 днів тому

      The value of a Magic Treehouse book during those times can never be overstated.

  • @madameghostly
    @madameghostly Рік тому +1643

    One thing I'm surprised you missed is at 5:36, where you can see Money by Pink Floyd, probably the most famous 7/4 song of all time, being used as their one example of a song in 5/4, which is... just great, honestly.

    • @ivorytitan7653
      @ivorytitan7653 Рік тому +104

      it wouldve been fine if they put 7/8 since it was written in 7/8 according to david and roger.... but of all things it's 5/4. how

    • @Vinyl_guy
      @Vinyl_guy Рік тому +19

      I cant play any instruments very well but one listen and even i can pick out the notes of the bar

    • @joanhailey8969
      @joanhailey8969 Рік тому +87

      A great example of a 5/4 song would be the Gorillaz track called... 5/4.

    • @BradsGonnaPlay
      @BradsGonnaPlay Рік тому +46

      @@joanhailey8969 or… Take 5

    • @hiimemily
      @hiimemily Рік тому +44

      @@joanhailey8969 Not a great example for a drummer. There's a polyrhythm going on in "5/4"; while the guitar part is indeed in 5/4, the drums are in 4/4.

  • @g_y.rtz420
    @g_y.rtz420 Рік тому +726

    As a bassist, hearing a drummer even MENTION bassists warms my heart. Like an unwanted, unloved child hearing compliments for the first time. Yes, do it more, mention our one and only (but important) job in a gig, ive never heard it before it my life

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Рік тому +58

      bass deserves more love. also more solos

    • @LordofDiamondsMetal
      @LordofDiamondsMetal Рік тому +5

      Somewhere Glenn Fricker's ears just perked up

    • @BOOGA97
      @BOOGA97 Рік тому +6

      Same, and seeing davie504 as his bassist picture warms my heart further

    • @Croz89
      @Croz89 Рік тому +35

      Bass is something that often you only notice when it's absent. The music loses almost all of its "body" and just sounds dull and flat. It might not be appreciated but you damn well can't live without it.

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 Рік тому +5

      @@Croz89 so if the song was a meal, the bass would be the salt?

  • @lololllololololol
    @lololllololololol Рік тому +272

    Until he could afford a drum pad, my cousin used the ol' Phonebook + Towel combo for years. Now he's got a PhD in music and is a college professor.

  • @coten
    @coten Рік тому +505

    this definitely looks like something a kid would blow their entire Scholastic Book Fair budget on (which would probably be 20 bucks), just because they liked drums and saw the big box that had a cool flap with a window that showed off the "drum sticks"

    • @andlabs
      @andlabs Рік тому +31

      I would have totally been one of those kids (even though I learned piano instead). No lie the dedication to bare-minimum quality here is actually really disappointing, and I definitely had the feeling that some of these kits kinda could have been junk.

    • @aidanbrooks771
      @aidanbrooks771 Рік тому +10

      I remember seeing it at a book fair around 2010, and yea it was my whole budget. Never did end up getting it because there was always some book or those stupid foot long noodle erasers that I wanted

    • @executor32
      @executor32 Рік тому +14

      I spent my whole Book Fair budget on a copy of the DOS CD version of _Star Wars: X-Wing,_ and my only regret is that _TIE Fighter_ was also available for the same price but I didn't yet know that was the better game.

    • @irtbmtind89
      @irtbmtind89 Рік тому +25

      TBH the Scholastic Book Fairs were a good way to teach kids first hand about being careful with their money and how to spot things that look flashy but were actually junk. If you were smart with your money you'd get a Calvin and Hobbes book or a jewelcase edition of Need for Speed III, if you weren't then you'd waste it on this type of crap.

    • @kaitlyn__L
      @kaitlyn__L Рік тому +5

      I got exactly those kits but “build your own robot!” and stuff. And it was just as cheap, dysfunctional, and disappointing.

  • @adrianbiankin
    @adrianbiankin Рік тому +454

    Love how for the Neil Peart part, they added that he wrote the lyrics, not that he revolutionised the way how drummers play prog rock

    • @matthewcampbell3146
      @matthewcampbell3146 Рік тому +37

      Let's be fair. YYZ has some amazing lyrics. I love them so much I got a tattoo of them

    • @adrianbiankin
      @adrianbiankin Рік тому +14

      @@matthewcampbell3146 La Villa Strangiato, Where’s my thing? and Leave that Thing alone, all have amazing and fantastic lyrics

    • @CantankerousDave
      @CantankerousDave Рік тому +15

      @@matthewcampbell3146Hearing “Ting tingtingting ting ting tingtingting” always brings a tear to my eye. Poetry.

    • @quinnmarchese6313
      @quinnmarchese6313 Рік тому +9

      at least it HAD neil in it, would've been an automatic 0/10 without him.

    • @Dashie04
      @Dashie04 Рік тому +7

      Same thing with Ringo tbh, heavily influential drummer who practically created matched grip.
      “Yeah his name’s Richard Starkey”.

  • @saltoftheegg
    @saltoftheegg Рік тому +423

    Scholastic is a publishing company that used to (or maybe they still do) hold events at elementary schools called "book fairs" where kids would get to browse and buy books and crazy erasers and stuff. A lot of the books came packaged with little nick nacks like plastic jewelry or fake gem stones. I imagine this would have been a very hot product for young boys back in the 90s!

    • @toastyxboops
      @toastyxboops Рік тому +30

      they still actually do

    • @ziginox
      @ziginox Рік тому +29

      They also did mail order catalogs that were passed out monthly. I remember getting a remote control lightswitch (really a thing with a motor that you velcro'd to the actual switch) when I was in middle school, and the damn thing was missing a gear.

    • @efficiencygaming3494
      @efficiencygaming3494 Рік тому +11

      I remember those. I used to beg my parents to buy some of the books they sold, but they always said no, which was probably for the best.
      A lot of the supplies they sold were absolute crap. There was this one little contest they had (which I won) and one of the rewards they gave was a "bendable" pencil that was completely useless for writing anything.
      The last book fair I went to was around 2011, so they might still be doing them!

    • @RemyRatrigue
      @RemyRatrigue Рік тому +1

      I don't know if they still do it but the past time I seen one was in 2020

    • @ziginox
      @ziginox Рік тому +4

      @@efficiencygaming3494 some of it was good. I really enjoyed the "How To Survive (Almost) Anything subscription thing that my mother got me. Most of it was cheap tat, though.

  • @adrianfernandez7930
    @adrianfernandez7930 Рік тому +263

    I really like how along with ragging on the cheap book, Wade gives genuine advice on how to take your first steps into drumming. You can really tell how much he enjoys getting others interested into it

    • @yukikofujiwara2144
      @yukikofujiwara2144 7 місяців тому +4

      That's that teacher coming through. Stuff like this makes kids try it, learn bad habits with bad equipment, and then give up forever.

  • @GG553
    @GG553 Рік тому +134

    It's so sad to know that there might be a kid out there who would've loved drumming, but their first introduction to it was that kit and it put them off it forever

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Рік тому +3

      LOL there's someone literally saying that in the comments. Not forever but years

  • @conormcgoldrick4407
    @conormcgoldrick4407 Рік тому +196

    5:36 I love how the book mentions "Money" by Pink Floyd as a well known example of a song in 5/4, when Money isn't even in 5/4, it's in 7/4

    • @spacebassist
      @spacebassist Рік тому +8

      I think it's 7/8, there's definitely not 7 whole notes in the first bar of the riff anyway

    • @MaggaraMarine
      @MaggaraMarine Рік тому +4

      @@spacebassist Money is quite clearly felt in 7 (with swung subdivision). The 7 in 7/8 refers to the number of subdivisions, whereas the 7 in 7/4 refers to the number of beats. 7/8 is usually felt as a combination of two shorter beats (2 8th notes per beat) and one longer beat (3 8th notes per beat). Listen to the beginning of Subdivisions by Rush - that's a good example of 7/8 (subdivided as 2+2+3). The riff of Money on the other hand sounds almost like two bars of 4/4, but it sounds like every other bar is missing one beat, pretty similar to All You Need Is Love by The Beatles. This is why I think it makes way more sense in 7/4 than in 7/8.

    • @spacebassist
      @spacebassist Рік тому +2

      @@MaggaraMarine I'm thinking maybe 7/4s right but the part I get hung up on is "it sounds like every other bar is missing one beat" which is where I assumed it was 7/8, 7 beats over 2 bars. Not the greatest logic but I don't write sheet music lmao
      Is it fair to define it as 4/4 + 3/4 or is that completely off?
      Also, when I tried counting the beat with the patented "1 and 2 and 3 and..." thing, it always ends with "2 and 3 and 1 and... " which further led me to believe the final "and" makes it so, just because of the way it's cut off

    • @MaggaraMarine
      @MaggaraMarine Рік тому +2

      @@spacebassist "which is where I assumed it was 7/8, 7 beats over 2 bars"
      That's not what 7/8 means. 7/8 means 7 8th notes per bar. So, three quarter notes + 1 8th note. It sounds like 4/4 that's missing the second half of the last beat, or 3/4 with an extended beat. And that's not what happens in Money.
      Now, it is true that two bars of 7/8 do add up to 7/4. But that's a different feel - the accents pattern is different. The downbeat needs to feel like the downbeat, and that's why two bars of 7/8 doesn't feel the same as a single bar of 7/4, even though mathematically it's the same thing.
      7/4 is basically the same as alternating measures of 4/4 and 3/4, and that's what happens in Money. If you listen to the drums, the first 4 beats is typical kick-snare-kick-snare. The next 3 beats are kick-snare-kick(+crash). Then it just repeats the whole thing. So, basically, it's missing one snare hit in the end.

    • @spacebassist
      @spacebassist Рік тому +1

      @@MaggaraMarine Im not entirely sure now why I thought a time signature would go over one bar. I even checked out a metronome for both signatures and yeah, headass
      A lot of this is flying over my head probably because its all text and hearing it would make more sense but it sounds right and I appreciate you taking time to explain even if I'm currently unable to grasp it

  • @ashzciwobuz1277
    @ashzciwobuz1277 Рік тому +362

    I'm a lefty drummer who just plays open hand. Just learned to get used to it

    • @stephanemignot100
      @stephanemignot100 Рік тому +3

      I'm a lefty up and regular down, I just use my bad foot, my HH pedal flies!

    • @jillbertphones783
      @jillbertphones783 Рік тому +15

      To be fair, I reckon there should be at least one or three days a year where drum kits should be set up lefty and all the right handers get told to 'just play open handed'. I play open handed just to save time and when I'm ok with not being quite as comfortable or capable as I am left handed. But I've never once met a right hander who will do the same.

    • @Thorns_of_Artemis
      @Thorns_of_Artemis Рік тому +3

      Gene Hoglan plays that way (Testament, Dark Angel, Death, Strapping Young Lad) and hes literally known as The Atomic Clock in the Metal drum world

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT Рік тому +2

      YOU'VE GOT THE BEAT!!
      Belinda Carlisle wants to know your location. 😳🤣

    • @coreyw5981
      @coreyw5981 Рік тому

      Yea i cant play borrowed house kits but i learned the "wrong" way at a young age and im sticking to it! Although i would like to become as ambidextrous as travis orbin. Even have a symmetrical kit like his.

  • @zdskillz849
    @zdskillz849 Рік тому +372

    Hearing dank have a proper laughing fit over those sticks cures my depression

  • @Jakek200
    @Jakek200 Рік тому +16

    Interesting thing about the Paradiddle (that caught my eye) is that it's how most V8 engines fire. A crossplane V8 (the most common form outside of exotic cars) generally fires RLRRLRLL (or some variation of that) and having the two cylinders on the same side firing one after the other is what gives V8 engines that distinctive rumble.

    • @mostlymagical3220
      @mostlymagical3220 8 місяців тому

      I never thought about it but the 1-8-4-3-6-5-7-2 firing order my Chevy has absolutely sounds like a paradiddle. Huh.

  • @NihlusKryik
    @NihlusKryik Рік тому +39

    11:24 “just a bit keen on the drums”, I don’t think any of us would have guessed

  • @QuestForTheS
    @QuestForTheS Рік тому +46

    This is the sort of thing my parents would have gotten me, I would have not found my way around and eventually lost all the bits, then felt bad about it and internalized the guilt of wasting a gift, only to think about it 15 years later and realize it was a gimmick that was wasteful to sell from the get-go.

  • @alphenhousplaysgames4565
    @alphenhousplaysgames4565 Рік тому +64

    sometimes i forget dank isn't a pro nugget reviewer, but also a legit pro drummer.
    Then he pulls stuff like bouncing the sticks on the wood flooring and makes it sound neat af.
    truly an inspiration.

    • @948320z
      @948320z Рік тому +2

      "...versus _THE FLOOR!_ "

  • @jansenart0
    @jansenart0 Рік тому +171

    I remember the late 90s, before the internet was common, Barnes & Noble would have all sorts of little kits packaged alongside books. Like, how to play table football (with a leather table football), dollar origami (including a dollar), various drawing books, I remember pickup sticks for some reason. They were fun.

    • @aserta
      @aserta Рік тому +14

      It wasn't just B&N everyone did it. It was so widespread that even (i forget the name of it now) a library ship that made the rounds of the seas had various kits you could buy. Music, computer learning, electronics, various stuff. Bought my first electronics and computer kits there.

    • @jansenart0
      @jansenart0 Рік тому

      @@aserta right, i forgot about waldenbooks!

    • @rwberger6
      @rwberger6 Рік тому +1

      I miss waldenbooks. Their stores were smaller but they picked up manga faster than B&N did.

    • @jansenart0
      @jansenart0 Рік тому

      @@rwberger6 I recall getting all my Calvin & Hobbes there.

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Рік тому

      @@aserta what is a library ship, that sounds awesome

  • @ahxiao8013
    @ahxiao8013 Рік тому +47

    i bet some kid bought that at an elementary school scholatic fair then forgot about it cus thats what happens to all scholastic fair books

    • @Ghi102
      @Ghi102 Рік тому +4

      Except for Animorphs book. Those were the bomb

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Рік тому +5

      I'm the weirdo who actually read them. I'm sure books saved my life growing up.

  • @aserta
    @aserta Рік тому +36

    I heard from a friend who's a sunday drummer that a cheapo way to make a few practice pads would be to get some cheapo exercise mat foam and cut some pieces out of it and glue them to cheapo cutting boards.

  • @Bagel920
    @Bagel920 Рік тому +49

    As someone who owns a practice pad and a nice pair of sticks this is hilarious to me because I got those for less than this entire kit. I also had an entire kit with me for a summer from when I went to Drum Camp and won a raffle that allowed me to take one of their kits home, probably the loudest summer I ever had and one that continues my love of music today. Also I found a book that had a baby on the cover that taught me drum skills that was written by an actual musician who knew his way around the sticks. Merry Christmas my stick bashing friends

  • @Turtlecat764
    @Turtlecat764 Рік тому +30

    I never imagined drums being a left-handed or right-handed instrument. Learned something new 😂

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Рік тому +13

      Guy: donk
      drum: wrong hand mate

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff Рік тому +3

      Imagine a left-handed piano being mirrored (probably exists)

    • @bltcatwich
      @bltcatwich Рік тому

      @@Liggliluff it does, although it isn't as popular obviously

    • @SilentProti
      @SilentProti Рік тому

      I played guitar for a while, I'm left handed and always wondered why some guitarists would prefer to use the weaker hand for chords.

  • @true_mtb
    @true_mtb Рік тому +138

    Scholastic is a company that makes products for elementary school book fairs. Id say this top-quality product fits that category just swimmingly

    • @true_mtb
      @true_mtb Рік тому

      @@wombatgirl997 Exaclty! lmao

    • @FreyaCatherineMusic
      @FreyaCatherineMusic Рік тому +3

      It's an MLM/direct selling company fyi

    • @FooPanda
      @FooPanda Рік тому +2

      @@FreyaCatherineMusic There's a difference in direct selling and MLMs, though.

    • @FreyaCatherineMusic
      @FreyaCatherineMusic Рік тому

      @@FooPanda Not a massive one, both aren't a good idea to get involved in and sell overpriced products

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 Рік тому +8

      They're also just a publisher in general.

  • @rwberger6
    @rwberger6 Рік тому +13

    Good old scholastic. It would be a decade after graduating highschool when I find out what a monopoly the whole group is and how they basically only pick up your book if you were a friend or family of its upper management which is why so many of their books are objectively terrible.

  • @scottmckeeth
    @scottmckeeth Рік тому +39

    I'm a lefty that was taught to play right-handed. As a result, I can usually play whatever kit I sit behind, no matter the orientation

  • @uglypinkeraser
    @uglypinkeraser Рік тому +14

    Its made by Scholastic so I'm betting it was sold directly to the kids at a school bookfair. At my school they would show up one day and display all the weird educational toys and books in the school library and make all the kids tour it during the schoolday, they'd send the kids home with a catalogue of all the stuff, and they were supposed to beg your parents to buy it for them.

  • @TekedixXx
    @TekedixXx Рік тому +11

    You just gave me flashbacks to a gig I went to where every band insisted on setting up their own kit. Oh yeah it was a metal show, so half the bands had massive over-the-top only use most of these once in the whole set for that one song, you know the one. They had to sound check after every band, it was a joke. The audio guy was good though, saw him post about the event on reddit after the fact, was pretty hilarious. Oh yeah and none of the bands were any good. This was probably 11 or 12 years ago at this point.

  • @Beefnhammer
    @Beefnhammer Рік тому +21

    Even almost a year later, seeing Taylor still stings.

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 Рік тому

      What's the story behind it?

    • @Beefnhammer
      @Beefnhammer Рік тому

      @@blakksheep736 About Taylor Hawkins? He died last year very suddenly, while on tour with Foo Fighters.

  • @Cengizomerca
    @Cengizomerca Рік тому +3

    I was wondering how sticks could possibly fit in that box but then I got my answer. They’re tiny.

  • @LieseFury
    @LieseFury Рік тому +3

    When I saw it was Scholastic, I was expecting the typos to be text typos, a staple of the shite in book fairs designed to trick you out of your parents' money. I wasn't expecting notation typos.

  • @kujiko88
    @kujiko88 11 місяців тому +4

    The phone book comment killed me.
    Reminded me of the time my elementary band teacher brought in some yellow pages books and told the snare drummers to practice with those.
    Everyone looked at him like he was an idiot until they realized how well the sticks bounced off em

  • @Vanny_Dorito
    @Vanny_Dorito Рік тому +27

    Hey I know you'll probably never read this but thank you for getting me back in to drumming with these videos. Played Snare and Quints on the drumline as well as playing drums for the Jazz band for my school when I was in high school 15 years ago but never had the money for a kit back in the day and just kinda stopped after that because I lost access to the drums. Your vids here finally pushed me to buy my first kit and stepping behind a kit for the first time in over a decade was the most incredible feeling.

  • @M4RCM0NT31R0
    @M4RCM0NT31R0 Рік тому +5

    11:57 " Where are you going?! *I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!!!* "

  • @thriceandonce
    @thriceandonce Рік тому +30

    Pretty sure you could have played on the plastic packaging it came in and it would have sounded better 😂 also, your comment on the very poor way they explained the paradiddle is completely on point. From the way they explained it, I thought they meant LRLR LRLL. 🤦 Any kid attempting to learn ANY amount of music notation from this book is gonna have a real bad time of it!

  • @fryry72
    @fryry72 Рік тому +8

    I was told as an early drummer to stick with 2Bs and only discovered the wonder of 7A when I went to a music store and clammed up when they asked what size sticks I needed and bought the wrong ones... If I've learned anything about drums in my short time playing it's that nothing matters just hit the damn things

  • @GrifKilla97
    @GrifKilla97 Рік тому +23

    The note about drumming along with music is a great one, the way I learned how to play was by listening to Metallica through my headphones and just mashing out what I heard, and over time lowering the volume of the music until I felt comfortable playing with my friends.

  • @irresponsibledad
    @irresponsibledad Рік тому +6

    I like that reading "one and-a two and-a three" made Dank read the rest of the book in an Italian-Australian accent

  • @Jschad
    @Jschad Рік тому +12

    I love how the book tries to teach people about multiple bounce rolls and then includes those sticks. Diddles are already hard to learn and master, imagine trying to with those sticks anyone would just give up.

  • @DragonDrummer2
    @DragonDrummer2 Рік тому +6

    I love how loving he gets when he says certain things, “My Vater sweet rides mmmm……”

  • @nickngyn
    @nickngyn Рік тому +7

    i remembered going on tour with a drum and bugle corps over a decade ago and one time the entire 9 person snare line was just hacking away and practicing on a metal gate between rehearsals

  • @Brannington
    @Brannington Рік тому +4

    12:19 ngl you could play jazz on that floor, BEAUTIFUL stick definition

  • @foxpurrincess3209
    @foxpurrincess3209 Рік тому +3

    "I bet you paused the video to read this too, I hope it was on a smart TV because they have the worst controls of any electronic device I own."
    man, i love you

  • @MrRezRising
    @MrRezRising 10 місяців тому +4

    This was produced by Scholastic Books, and as a former empoyee of theirs AND a drummer, I am shocked at the mistakes. When I was editing and researching for them, there was serious care to get it right.

  • @adamevans1989
    @adamevans1989 Рік тому +10

    Love how they left fucking Bonzo out of a 'drummer gallery' of rock drummers lmao

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Рік тому

      and they already filled half the book LOL

  • @LunaWuna
    @LunaWuna Рік тому +7

    You know it's high quality when it's scholastic

  • @TapeRecord3r
    @TapeRecord3r Рік тому +13

    Thanks for uploading this today. The holidays aren't the best of times for me, but your videos cheer me up. Thanks.

  • @collinmc90
    @collinmc90 Рік тому +5

    The fact this is a Scholastic product makes it 10x funnier that's the brand you would get at the "book fairs" in elementary school in the states. (holy shit I thought by drum head they meant like an actual practice pad not a literal drum head hahaha.)

  • @RolandTheJabberwocky
    @RolandTheJabberwocky Рік тому +4

    Im surprised you didn't notice that the kid on the cover seems to have two right hands.

  • @LynxSnowCat
    @LynxSnowCat Рік тому +3

    I remember at my first grade school, how every year when the Scholastic 'fundraising' catalogue(s) circulated how many of my schoolmates were upset that so many of the 'cool' products weren't available "that year" in Canada. (and when they did they were clearly the overstock from other regions with the Canadian price was stickered over the US/other region's pricing.).
    And while 2009 would have been long after I'd have seen it, that Scholastic (Canada) doesn't list it as one of the titles they distributed does give me an odd feeling of pride.

  • @diethylmalonate
    @diethylmalonate Рік тому +6

    11:10 don't talk to me or my son ever again

  • @20EsOfficial
    @20EsOfficial Рік тому +1

    Thanks for the rhythm drumming book suggestion, wade! I literally ordered one from au, to the uk. It cost a fortune, but i know its gonna be wirth every single penny as an investment for my future! I started playing drums a couple weeks ago and i am hooked and addicted. I do not ever want to stop. As someone who has been playing guitar, bass, keys, etc.. it is incredibly liberating not being tied down by chords when jamming and it is a great way to stay in shape!

  • @SilverTao
    @SilverTao Рік тому +19

    Watching these vids almost makes me wanna buy some stuff to practice drumming on, but then I remember that I'm dyslectic as all hell and I can barely move my arms independent of one another

    • @AM-tl1xi
      @AM-tl1xi Рік тому

      If I hadn’t tried music before and absolutely SUCKED at at it (and rhythm was the hardest part, what is time) I think I would have now another thing in my hobby graveyard.

    • @1988casco
      @1988casco Рік тому +6

      Go for it! A metronome, practice pad, and sticks are relatively cheap for music equipment. My advice: start very slow. I know from experience that learning music with a learning disability can be extremely frustrating, but it's oh so rewarding!

    • @SilverTao
      @SilverTao Рік тому +7

      @@1988casco will definitely have a try! for 20 years of my life I've never really tried to "practice out" my dyslexia so it may be a good thing to try

    • @1988casco
      @1988casco Рік тому +8

      @@SilverTao it won't be easy, I have severe ADHD and sitting through practice was torture for me. But as you practice you'll notice the things that were once difficult to get your head around will become second nature. Plus drums are the best first instrument because all music relies on timing and rhythm. I'm a self taught drummer who branched into guitar and keyboard.

    • @HannahManana27
      @HannahManana27 Рік тому +1

      I have dyspraxia, hyperacusis, plethora of physical conditions (including massive dexterity issues that make basic daily tasks a massive ballache, dislocating joints, possible arthritis blah blah). Had to stop playing bass after 15+yr due to some, got the drums I'd always wanted, nothing to lose except money. Gained more coordination from playing drums every day for a year (+3yr very sporadically due to time/health constraints) than I have in over 15yr of daily yoga, Pilates, calisthenics, etc. You will absolutely struggle with things many others don't, but you *may* also find you can do things they can't with little effort. You only have to be consistent with your practice, not give up and make sure it's fun. Best thing I ever did, glad I ignored everyone who said I wouldn't be able to due to having no innate coordination and only listened to my drummer friends who encouraged. You can do it if you put in the time and effort 😁

  • @dadude1425
    @dadude1425 Рік тому +3

    I did in fact start watching this on a smart TV and did in fact have to try multiple times to pause the 3/4 bit. I came here on my phone just to tell you that it worked. Well played, sir

  • @forgottencameras
    @forgottencameras Рік тому +2

    I've been learning piano for the last month without much direction, and what you just said in your teacher rants got me thinking I need to branch out into some drum basics to tie things together more.
    Never thought I'd get an epiphany from an Aussie slamming a Scholastic book.

  • @sefhighwind380
    @sefhighwind380 Рік тому +5

    Wow this actually brought me back. I remember seeing this at one of the book fairs, but I never bought it (thankfully) because that was around the time I was getting into middle school band in the percussion section. Honestly, I really wanna pick up some sticks and check out one of the books mentioned at the end to try to get back into drumming.

  • @braydenhart.7802
    @braydenhart.7802 Рік тому +4

    I have never laughed so hard from the included "snare drum pad and sticks". Their "snare drum head" is like a spock's head for marching drums. It would probably break at the moment the tension from the rim and tension rods is applied. I am a drummer and have been playing for years. love the content and the channel. I love to laugh at people's ideas of drumming and how to do it. Also the notes and notation in the book look like they where written by a drunk composer or a child.

  • @kokoseij
    @kokoseij Рік тому +5

    When you can hear the echos right from the start...
    You know it's gonna be amazing video mate

  • @I_love_bill_clinton
    @I_love_bill_clinton Рік тому +1

    Happy Christmas wade!
    Thanks for uploading!!!

  • @crunchysugar
    @crunchysugar Рік тому

    I've been getting into the drums recently and I think a book like this might've gotten me confused and steered me away from the drums, so thank you for doing videos like this!

  • @TMBKTheLazyBee
    @TMBKTheLazyBee Рік тому +5

    Thank you for the cool Christmas gift, Dankin!

  • @BTTRSWYT
    @BTTRSWYT Рік тому +5

    At forst I thought he said "You're tax is a jew"" and was really confused. 9:52

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 4 місяці тому

      Aussie accents are kinda something.

  • @liamkatakouzinos3555
    @liamkatakouzinos3555 Рік тому

    Merry Christmas, been watching you all year and gonna continue to

  • @Nyan_Kitty
    @Nyan_Kitty Рік тому +1

    I came across this channel a couple days ago for *some* reason, dunno why. Am not actually that into drums. Except now I am.
    Great content, dude! Great humor! I dig it :D

  • @aspookyladmusic4954
    @aspookyladmusic4954 Рік тому +3

    Dude, if you made a drum course and put it on your Patreon or something I'd genuinely be interested in learning the drums. Like, I always thought they were cool but I've only ever played piano/keys. I'd need to like, buy a drum kit I suppose... but my point is, the way people just love hearing you talk, and the fact that you've taught before, would make for a really cool online drum course. On your dank pods Patreon as a new subscriber tier would be sick. For like $5 or $10 a month, (idk I'm not a money guy) people could learn drums from a super cool guy!

  • @azibhazim
    @azibhazim Рік тому +5

    2:14 as a beginner bassist this is really motivated me

  • @yooooo6296
    @yooooo6296 11 місяців тому

    I've always been a strings player however I have great fascination in percussion. This channel is so really helpful when it comes to educating and improving my understanding of the medium!

  • @-fuk57
    @-fuk57 Рік тому +14

    I saw Ladytron in concert, and their hired drummer was doing egregious fills much like this book describes. I was so upset for the band having to hire a Scholastic drummer. Ladytron was still awesome in Seattle that night.

  • @fair6redoplayer
    @fair6redoplayer Рік тому

    Merry Christmas Dank. Hope you have a good rest of the year

  • @marshalltrogers
    @marshalltrogers Рік тому +3

    Oh man the scholastic book fair sold so much garbage like this. I'm certain this would have sold for like 20USD when I was in school

  • @keithsquawk
    @keithsquawk Рік тому +4

    I'm impressed.
    Something so dedicated to put people off drumming and not one swear word!

  • @thegoobiestofgoobers
    @thegoobiestofgoobers Рік тому

    Got this in my recommended and the second I heard your voice I was like "Hey it's that guy with the nuggets!", epic video, epic channel, would recommend!

  • @0thecrafterz0
    @0thecrafterz0 Рік тому

    actually learning something about drumming is lots of fun. I've been watching The 8-Bit Drummer forever and I've been wanting to pick them up, might look for that book next time im at a music shop :D

  • @Andoryuuu
    @Andoryuuu Рік тому +5

    I just binged all the videos on this channel, I'm glad there's a new video lol!

  • @Porkchop1999_
    @Porkchop1999_ Рік тому +3

    Sorry son rhythm can't save you we're getting the paper plates out again
    Thank you for another awesome video~
    Glad you decided to branch out and show off your passion more, It's always interesting to learn new stuff about drums and you find the most hilarious stuff to thrash on
    Thank you for your hard work, Keep it up~
    I hope your having a lovely day, Have a wonderful rest of your week, Be safe and Take care out there wherever you are (^=W=^)7
    And Merry Christmas/Happy holidays too
    And to you too fellow viewer

  • @Sundaydrumday
    @Sundaydrumday Рік тому

    lmao I needed this mate.....that was funny dude. Your energy is crazy how the hell do you keep it up?

  • @TurtleWaveZZZ
    @TurtleWaveZZZ Рік тому

    If you did a series on how to drum I would watch it. The end bit where you talk about buying some sticks and a towel really makes me wanna give it a go.

  • @milksheihk
    @milksheihk Рік тому +7

    Wasn't Scholastic the books you order from a catalogue each year in primary school?

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Рік тому

      That feels so weird for books to not be available on demand.
      Even in the late 80's, it was weird. Copyright has held back so much.

  • @zeeqwan6477
    @zeeqwan6477 Рік тому +9

    12:07 Sounds like literal gunshots lol

  • @Troggie42
    @Troggie42 Рік тому +1

    peep that angelfire watermark on the left handed drum diagram, HELL yes only the best! Love it!

  • @oneinfinity
    @oneinfinity 8 місяців тому

    Good advice. When I first started playing the drums, I didn't have a kit for like the first two months and just used a few books on my desk as practice pads. Worked out great!

  • @Luvythicus
    @Luvythicus Рік тому +3

    Yes. Hold a grudge against that company. Screw these companies for putting in no effort.

  • @Carraway-
    @Carraway- Рік тому +3

    I'm pretty sure I remember seeing this at the scholastic book fair as a kid going for $40

  • @noawe_
    @noawe_ Рік тому

    Merry Christmas Dank! ❤

  • @potatodealership8338
    @potatodealership8338 Рік тому +2

    Oh god its Scholastic...

  • @GAMERIN-rn6dj
    @GAMERIN-rn6dj Рік тому +3

    I am soo happy when u upload ❤️

  • @scottvogel8477
    @scottvogel8477 Рік тому +3

    My only disappointment was that you didn’t use the book as a drum. Still a great video.

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Рік тому +1

      I wonder if any drum book has actually tried to do that .. pass off the book itself as a drum pad, LOL

  • @Skelter_Stash578
    @Skelter_Stash578 Рік тому +2

    What a beautiful thing to upload on Christmas Day :)

  • @CJ-cj5se
    @CJ-cj5se Рік тому

    That footage from Casablabla was triggering, so many nights battling the crowd trying to get the kit in and out through groups of people grinding on eachother.

  • @MobileTech296
    @MobileTech296 Рік тому +4

    I actually paused this in my smart tv and had a good laugh so now I’m on my phone commenting. 😂
    Music is basically all I did in high school (yes, playing the sax will get you lots of action lol) and laughed even harder at those manky example bars they wrote out. 😂😂😂 Absolutely brilliant stuff mate, keep up the good work.

  • @maniyaa_
    @maniyaa_ Рік тому +3

    Hey, I'm a beginner drummer and was wondering if you will be making tips and tutorial vids on this channel?

  • @Nick-A1
    @Nick-A1 Рік тому +2

    2:48 heartache. Miss you buddy.

  • @ricky1022
    @ricky1022 Рік тому +1

    idk in australia, but in the US we would have whats called the scholastic book fair and like once or twice a year scholastic would set up in the cafeteria or open common area and for english period you would go there and buy books, stickers, these kinda interactive books, etc. About a week before hand your teacher would give you a catalog of what they had on offer so you could bring it home and your parents would know how much money to give you before school, I always remember blowing my extra book money on those black/green 3d stickers that change depending on where you look. this was mid 90s

  • @Lil_barcode_xyz
    @Lil_barcode_xyz Рік тому +4

    never clicked a video soo fast

  • @kaitlyn__L
    @kaitlyn__L Рік тому +6

    Luckily for you I knew what time signatures were anyway, and was literally thinking “maybe it’s in 3/4 or 3/8” when you said it so. No worries on the explaining mate
    And congratulations, I did in fact pause the text on my Smart TV, but it was actually fine. I just hit left, enter, then enter a few seconds later. But I know most of them are way more laggy and annoying and frustrating to do this on and mine is somewhat of an exception.

  • @Mt.Trashmore
    @Mt.Trashmore Рік тому

    Sheesh, I just recently began pickign up guitar, now you're making me wanna try drums as well.

  • @GAMERIN-rn6dj
    @GAMERIN-rn6dj Рік тому +8

    Man this is a gift for it's self

  • @realhuman5688
    @realhuman5688 Рік тому +3

    11:14 dont talk to me or my son ever again