The way to beat Batman with a joke is to tell him “You and robin have no super powers so you and robin are useless” that’s how to beat Batman with a joke
This is just anime ,in movie cap America have will power and iron man is a play boy they don't have any emotions 😂😂😂,this channel guys is just show his talent,and present best script of him,,
0:00 Intro 0:24 Sponsor 1:26 Bonus Cutscene 2:10 Round 1 (Batman vs Black Panther) 2:48 Round 2 (Batman vs Hawkeye) 3:09 Round 3 (Batman vs Black Widow) 3:30 Round 4 (Batman vs Hulk) 3:59 Round 5 (Batman vs Captain America) 4:25 Round 6 (Batman vs Thor) 4:41 Round 7 (Batman vs War Machine, Falcon and Winter Soldier) 5:21 Final Round (Batman vs Iron Man) 6:43 Flawless Victory, Batman Wins! 6:52 Bonus Cutscene (Superman and Captain America)/Outro
If batman faced captain marvel: Batman: you're nit even the original captain marvel, Shazam's movie beat yours at the box office Captain marvel: 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
You gotta admit Batman has a point. The fact that Aquaman of all people gets his own movie really speaks volumes about the DC universe and their knack for timeless classics, especially in animation. I mean seriously Aquaman… AQUAMAN?!
@@itsreallydante What about him? I'm talking about Aquaman, the superhero who, before his solo movie came out, was little more than a loser throughout the history of the Justice League. Or more accurately, the Super Friends, as they were originally know. His greatest achievement was literally MOVING GARBAGE!
If depend which robin you talk about, Jason Todd is villian / Anti hero, Arkham Knight/Red Hood Dick Grayson is a leader of Teen Titans and later on turn into Knightwings I hope you thinking of Tim Drake cause he basically only one who is a sidekick around and he is still a kid very young.
Well, falcon is getting his own moving Captain America, brave New World, Bucky in thunderbolts, and warm machine in armor wars😂😂 so jokes on him 😂😂 5:07
Hishe I am Batman I am Groot I am Batman I am Groot I am Batman I am Groot I am Batman I am Groot I am Batman I am Groot I am Batman I am Groot I am Batman I am Groot I am Batman I am Groot I am Batman I am Groot I am Batman I am Groot I am Batman I am Groot I am Batman I am Groot Help me
The flash: “ what did you say your power was?” Batman: “emotional abuse” The flash:” not the answer I was looking for, but if that’s your power, then prove it to me” Batman:” you told me to prove my power to you, just so you could have someone to talk to” The flash: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@nahulseyon54 dc got tv shows of side characters and Robin is in a tv show. The multi verses is now, so much popular that every superheroes industry so into it
01:44 Don't know about the comics, but he is halfway right about the TV series, and completely right about the Animated movies. DC comics had made over fifty different animated movies, all of them kicked butt. And I didn't see one animated movie from Marvel that could top that. Well, except for Spider-Verse, but that's another story.
Batman: *Beats all of the avengers single handedly* Bully Maguire: "Fine, I'll do it myself!" Batman: "I'm Batman!!!!" Bully Maguire: "I'd like to see the part where that's my problem..."
@@rx6588 In avengers infinity war Doctor Strange looks into the future to see how many battles are won against Thanos, Iron Man then ask Doctor Strange how many battles were there or something like that Doctor Strange said one and then iron man said did we win/ how many then Doctor strange said 1. So basically I did that but mine included Batman lmao
Everyone: How is Batman the most popular DC character even though he’s one of the many DC characters that have no superpowers? Batman: *B E C A U S E I M B A T M A N*
@ImpishDCrealm no joker shoot hulk but hulks body is resistant so joker said but really joker will get few shots by hulk for shooting hulk and i said the joker was beaten by hulk not the hulk was beaten by joker
@ImpishDCrealm read the comics where u said first joker comes to take gamma related gun. Bruce tried but he fails then hulk transformed hulk to stop him joker shoot hulk but hulk body is resistant after joker saying different sentiment story to confuse hulk then batman comes and hulk fights batman because joker said bat man as villian
Means Spider-Man Family Names Guys With Name Girls And Spider-Man Is Okay With That It Means Spider-Man Is Gay OfCourse Even God Would Omit Inside In His Mouth But The Batman Stays Calm And Intelligent And Strongest Of All Because The Batman Knows The Secret Of The World For Damn Sure!
Oh,Thank You That Means You Enjoyed It Right Means That You Laughed And Enjoyed It So Much That You Are Having Are Having Stroke Everytime You Read That Then Glad To Know That You Loved It So Much!
neither do most of the marvel heroes iron man couldn't get anywhere without his little suits captain America doesn't have any real powers black widow and Hawkeye don't have powers black panther doesn't have powers rocket racoon doesn't have powers star lord doesn't have powers gamora doesn't have powers neither does drax or nebula ant mans power comes entirely from his suit spider-man does have real superpowers but there not really all that strong or whatever and he is easily defeated
Batman: "In one of the universes, you're retconned into a secret Hydra Agent." Capt America: "Wut?" Batman: "Oh wait... that was the main continuity." Capt American: "WHAT?!!"
To be clear, the Cosmic Cube created a Steve Rodgers that was secretly a Hydra Agent while trapping Old Man Steve in a recurring Nightmare Dimension until he fought his way out back into the main continuity.
@Z23 And the Good Cap was only put in there because fans were understandably displeased with Cap being turned into a Nazi, seemingly in response to the political rhetoric of the times.
Yeah, it probably would be funny seeing batman trying to get doctor strange out and then they start roasting eachother Batman: so... you are the guy who lost your career and became an hobo who lives an boring life with an china man Strange: and you the traumatized child, who still didn't learned to look foward and keep torturing your mind with a bunch of crazy bandits and the death of your parents Batman: how do you know? Strange: i am batman
Superman: how did you defeat them.
Batman: eMoTiONaL DaMaGe
Maximum emotional damage minimal effort
Dude thaats Ultimate 😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂
Psychological Torture!
correct XDDDDDD
That lightened my mood very much today ROFLMAO 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Batman: Who needs superpower when I can emotionally defeat them.
Joker: That's my job dude.
He learnt from joker!
Well normally batman always kill criminals mentally
tell that to the robins and the justice league.
I'm a joke to you?
Joker 2019
*Batman:* Well you're fired bro.
*Joker:* NOOOOOOO!😫
“WAKANDA trick is this?!”
A man of culture I see
33quhhhhyqq
He's african genius
Genius
Dasuku GO that’s because I am
😂👊🏻
For black widow, batman could've said, "you and iron man died in the same movie, but only Tony got a funeral"
Nice 😂
Wow that would be so cruel 😂
DAMN
I thought Batman was gonna tell Hawkeye: "Green arrow has a whole universe named after him"
Kade Lin I wanted to mention green arrow lol
So true
Kade Lin that would be funny xD
Lol
the arrowverse
Batman beat em with personal jokes, I guess that's what you learn by having a clown as an enemy
But the whole avengers fell for those personal jokes...... that's what u learn from nick fury 😂
No meet to send all avengers Tony can defeate batman easily
Hahahahahahahhahahha
The way to beat Batman with a joke is to tell him “You and robin have no super powers so you and robin are useless” that’s how to beat Batman with a joke
@@hatemsalman Nah bats knows he don't have super power and this joke won't have any effect.Jus shout MARTHAAAA and bats would faint😂😂😂😂
Batman: *Defeats the avengers by emotionally affecting their minds*
Joker: *Amateurs*
The Joker and The Villains of Gotham, Can Beat Batman's Enemies, With or Without Batman, Robin and Batgirl
Like when Batman psychologically damaged Green Lantern in Justice League Doom.
This is just anime ,in movie cap America have will power and iron man is a play boy they don't have any emotions 😂😂😂,this channel guys is just show his talent,and present best script of him,,
@@VersaVids87 Iron Man has a daughter and Pepper....
@@VersaVids87 it’s not anime you dumb! This is UA-cam, kid!. Anime animation isn’t looked like that!
Batman really did his homework on the MCU.
big L
@@uiblll when you don't know prep time batman 😂
@@lengboy1124 L prep time nerd
@@uiblll come on keep on crying louder kid. 😂
@@lengboy1124 L no one crying
Joker arrives at Avenger's meeting -
Joker: You want to defeat Batman and I can help.
All AVENGERS: How! !?
Joker: It's simple. We.Tax.the.Batman
IRS: I am inevitable
Nice animated series reference.
Genius!!
I think "We tax the bat" would e better
Gelap Jinkuro NANI
MCU directors : "We've the highest grossing movie franchise in the world."
C.Nolan's Batman : "It's not about money, it's about sending a message..."
Yeah
Now don't talk about about nolan . I am marvel fan yet i know nolan made the best movie u cant bring god to competition
Can u tell what he send the msg?😂
@@badshah7631 for that you have to see dark night bro only true fans can understand what they want to tell us
@@badshah7631 the message is cinema lies with realistic..not with Marvel unrealistic cocksuckers..
When your character has 100% speech and high charisma in any fallout game.
Aha hahaha
Gabriel Salas relatable
0:00 Intro
0:24 Sponsor
1:26 Bonus Cutscene
2:10 Round 1 (Batman vs Black Panther)
2:48 Round 2 (Batman vs Hawkeye)
3:09 Round 3 (Batman vs Black Widow)
3:30 Round 4 (Batman vs Hulk)
3:59 Round 5 (Batman vs Captain America)
4:25 Round 6 (Batman vs Thor)
4:41 Round 7 (Batman vs War Machine, Falcon and Winter Soldier)
5:21 Final Round (Batman vs Iron Man)
6:43 Flawless Victory, Batman Wins!
6:52 Bonus Cutscene (Superman and Captain America)/Outro
How dare you disrespect FanPower like that. 😑
@@DA11AZ huh 😳?
Thanks you for this
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ALL
me: How could you even win?!
batman: Because i'm Batman
Spider-Man homecoming because I'm Batman
Obviously you guys watch super cafe
Or you say the memes
@@Brutixx_ Y u p !
He must be seeing how should it have ended series .... To good 😍😍
HISHE REFRENCE
"Wakanda trick is this!?" I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THAT JOKE
Pun intended
EBOMBE
Seriously though where'd t'challa's kinetic absorption go
nepi i different suit?
ya but batman would lose
No one:
Literally no one:
Black panther: *WAKANDA* trick is this
This comment is so underrated lol
I laughed so hard at that line
Admit it. You regret not writing that comment too
lol
Lolll
If batman faced captain marvel:
Batman: you're nit even the original captain marvel, Shazam's movie beat yours at the box office
Captain marvel: 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
No one:
Litterally no one:
Cartoon hooligan: Shows batman as the cat meme.
No dats catwomen
That got me
I saw it coming based on Ironman's angry pose.
👍
Black Panther: But gotham city is never safe
Verbalase
Thanos: snaps fingers
Batman: hihi
Thanos: wtf
Batman: it’s bc I’m Batman!
*takes of mask*
Because I'm chuck norris
oo that's HISHE
Sir, Wrong Channel
Are you 6?
Atlanta Guns you mean bc or Dc
He attacked the mind of everyone
*Except Black Panther* That was a horrifying defeat.
Goldlink567 haha i the funniest
Black panther armor OP as hell it's made outtakes vibranium
*in my opinion* black panther is just a copy of batman *in my opinion*
@J LOCC
do you know Batman beat Capt in Cross Over Comics?
@@kawaiibatman non canon
You gotta admit Batman has a point. The fact that Aquaman of all people gets his own movie really speaks volumes about the DC universe and their knack for timeless classics, especially in animation.
I mean seriously Aquaman…
AQUAMAN?!
Not when antman gets 3.....aquaman is way more known on pop culture he us the one who should have 3 movies already
Cyborg…
@@itsreallydante What about him?
I'm talking about Aquaman, the superhero who, before his solo movie came out, was little more than a loser throughout the history of the Justice League.
Or more accurately, the Super Friends, as they were originally know.
His greatest achievement was literally MOVING GARBAGE!
@@camm8642more known than sub*******mariner
Did i just see the cat meme!?
Same here
Yep
It's now batman meme.😂😂
😁
Yes xDDDD
Batman: *I'm Noobmaster69*
Thor: *PTSD occurs*
God, whoever wrote this script is a genius
HOW ARE YOU EVERYWHERE?
And how do you have so many subscribers with on 11 second video that was 2 years ago
They're multiple people with the same username lmao
This is the same guy that has his users as just some guy with a mustache
I dont get this noobmaster69 joke someone help?
Thanos: failed to defeat the avengers in endgame.
Batman: hold my batbeer.
😄😄
Thanos won on 14000000 of futures
Sam_ Universe yes
@@yareyare6421 yes, thanos is just an absolute savage
Lol Thor would clap Batman
2:57 -
In the DC universe, even Aquaman gets a solo movie!
- Batman 2020
Batman: I lost my parents
Iron Man: I lost mine too
Batman: I’m rich.
Iron Man: I’m also rich.
Batman: Did we just became friends?
Iron Man: Yep.
Now take a video about ur dayghter loving me more
Geyyyyyyyyyyy.....!!
@@dhaneshnarwade6374 its morely pedophile but.... eh.
Martha
Batman :Do you have a harem
Hulk’s reaction to Batman’s question:
Me: We have all been there. (Me solving a math problems having same reaction)
Batman:We’re both almost alike,Hulk (even thou we’re both smart) because our first names are “Bruce”.
Hulk:
Batman: Hey, how's your uncle?
Spider-Man: He's at the theater with your parents.
Batman pukes this time
Batman: oh that's the same place where your parents are XD
And robin is there to
Not good Batman’s parents r dead
Wade, we have to beat him! Quick, talk about your cancer and mental insanity!
Batman just roasted marvel and kicked everyone’s avocados
Everyone: how did you beat all the avengers?
Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN.
The world's greatest detective vs Earths mightiest Heroes who will win for real
Good one
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I get the reference
Hishie REFFRENCE 😂
I wonder what would have happened if Batman said to Thor, “You should have aimed for the head.”
THor whould cry
Damn he should have said that
He would throw up more
What did Batman say to Thor
@@Karma-bv3fw I am noob master 69
We want next video titled
"CartoonHooligans vs How it Should have ended"
Shashwat Singh Chauhan YES PLEASE!!!!
YES SO TRUE
Would love see them together in episode ^^
Yeah because it would be super cool to see all the different art styles clash
How about carton hooligans V toon sandwich V HISHE
Give Batman time to prepare and he can win every battle 10 out of 10 times
EVEN AQUAMAN GETS HIS SOLO MOVIE
Gaming Doge he is gonna have 2 solo movies
I NEED ENDGAME 2!!!!
I need ya Tony :c
@Gaming Doge haha, but for real, if only Cyborg and Flash could get their own solo movies too 😞
@@car6697 flash already has his solo movie bruh...
BATMAN: EXIST
BATMAN: defeats all the avengers
THANOS: we can use him
😆😆👍🏻
bro thor can beat batman
I mean he managed to punch on Black panther even tought he had a vibranium vest, so wtf
😂😂🤣🤣
@@mafia_boss_neto that are parodies kkkk
This is so unrealistic we all know Batman would never have set off the alarm
Facts
Do
Yay
No he will he's just won't care about being caught because he thinks he will win.
Batman is a stealth guy
I laughed way harder than I should’ve when Batman sacked Black Panther. Yobambe! 🤣😂
Avengers: how are u gunna win on ur own
Batman: becuaaaaseeee iiiiiimmmmm baaaatman!!!!!!
Hishe
Tony: *AVENGERS ASSEMBLE*
Avengers: *proceed to attack Batman one by one*
*Avengers attack
@@alvidotoro9370 stfu u liked ur own comment in the movies its assmeble now stfu
@@Eivissabelle calm down hot head
Clout cat boi kid, you’re play fortnite so stfu
@@Eivissabelle Yeah and in the CARTOONHOOLIGANS video you're watching it's "Avengers Attack" so STFU
Morgan- i love you 3001
tony- dies
me- that’s a lot of damage.
Yeah why avenger puke when joking on avenger make them puke
Not even flex tape can fix that
@@kevin8712 u read all the comments didnt ya
*A L O T O F DA M A G E*
1:36 "Teach you how to better ratings on rotten 🍅 for your justice league movies?!"
"I'm NOOB MASTER 69"
LOLLL XD U GOT ME THERE LOLLLLL
Whats that
What is the reference to it
@@Jagadeshperavali Didn't u watched endgame?
Loooool
@proguyisaprorlly not phone is mic
Hawkeye:
"I never miss."
Misses every shot while trying to shoot batman.
He didnt miss, Batman dodged him.
Because he's-
*batman*
David Rodriguez because hes batman
Rudra Mazumder no, because he’s batman, every Batman can say”because I’m Batman”
5:24 Remember kids "Batman doesn't have Sidekicks, just Partners."
I can feel Black Panther, that's really a *terrifying defeat..*
Batman: Yibambe
Black Panther: Yibambe
*BATMAN KICK BLACK PANTHER*
Black Panther: My Bambe
Black Panther: Fck Martha
*BLACK PANTHER NEARLY KILLS FATMAN WITH A KICK TO THE FACE*
Fatman: My bambe
@@nahulseyon54 oh no , marvel die hard fan
@@AminulIslam-xw8fd oh no, diehard DC fan
@@nahulseyon54 Look At Little Marvel Fan-Boi...Gonna Cry??
@@alaxgamer3243 look at dc fan boy....... gonna rot??
No one:
Black Panther: Wakanda trick is this
Edit: Thanks for 500 likes..Most I ever got
113
112
He says "Wakanda trick is this?" ??
I thought he said "What kind of trick is this?" But I'm not sure what he says tho..
-FRîX- Phøenix it’s a JOKE derp
@@FlameKing. dude why r u so serious....im only saying that i dont know what is he saying...i didn't said anything to offend others...
Batman to Hawkeye: In the DC universe, even Aquaman gets a solo movie
Marvel: And we took that personally
yeah marvel took it personally and created hawkeye web series in disney+hotstar
@@krispylife1693 still arrow’s series is better.
still no movie
@@mshaheerarshad yep
took personally and created a new superhero after his name.
I'm pretty sure Batman is the leader of the justice League
Batman: Haha... sidekicks pfftt
Robins: Are we a joke to you?
Edit: YES, YES FINALLY. I WANT TO THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR THIS. I'M VERY HONOR
But all robins left batman to become nightwing, bruh you know nothing of the dc universe
@@thatxpertkid4248 one became nightwing,one became red hood,one became red robin
If depend which robin you talk about,
Jason Todd is villian / Anti hero, Arkham Knight/Red Hood
Dick Grayson is a leader of Teen Titans and later on turn into Knightwings
I hope you thinking of Tim Drake cause he basically only one who is a sidekick around and he is still a kid very young.
@@PlaystationGamerZX damian wyane ?
@@Subhasis_Sarkar different universe
Batman: “I’m Batman”
Everyone: *dies to words*
What's your favourite brawler?
90% of them just vomited and then passed out.
If that's true imagine if the villains from dark knights metal said that?
XECLIPSE EMZ
@@beybladeislife538 sorry I don't know what that means
Batman: "Blinks"
Avengers: *Vomits, Falls Over*
Avengers fall everyone vomits
Well, falcon is getting his own moving Captain America, brave New World, Bucky in thunderbolts, and warm machine in armor wars😂😂 so jokes on him 😂😂 5:07
Fun Fact: Batman actually does analyze their weakness to fight even the toughest crimes and Heroes when necessary.
But that is possible through weeks of preparation
i want to correct something, Batman analyzes ANYTHING and EVERYTHING and prepres plan for it even if something has %1 possiblty.
It is shown alot in this video
@Proxima yeah but batman deafeated a god without a suit or anything but iron man defeated gods but with the suit
Already knew that and plus he is only human so yea
*Meets natasha
*Batman:wanna know my secret identity?*
Hishe references
@unknown Unknown Vangines?
@unknown Unknown dont wanna get wooshed but I'm sure that is vengeance
Hishe
I am Batman
I am Groot
I am Batman
I am Groot I am Batman
I am Groot
I am Batman
I am Groot
I am Batman
I am Groot
I am Batman
I am Groot
I am Batman
I am Groot
I am Batman
I am Groot
I am Batman
I am Groot
I am Batman
I am Groot
I am Batman
I am Groot
I am Batman
I am Groot
Help me
Michael Scott: I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!!!!
The flash: “ what did you say your power was?”
Batman: “emotional abuse”
The flash:” not the answer I was looking for, but if that’s your power, then prove it to me”
Batman:” you told me to prove my power to you, just so you could have someone to talk to”
The flash: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Oof rip Flash
@@xfrombfb9109 lol, ikr
@@skullectrobeats7436 uff damn that was too good
Too cruel Batman!
The flash:" 🤮 "
give Batman's prep Time He Can Defeat One Above All With Negative Diff 😂😂😂
Batman should’ve triggered Tony’s PTSD with saying, how’s the wormhole
Even Flex tape can't fix that
That's a lot of damage.
Instead... He Got Scared.
1:59 *ONE OF THE MOST LEGENDARY MEMES OF THIS ERA*
Yes.
Never understood this meme but I somehow like it
@@nottakashi2318 No way
BATMAN IS Always flawless dude XD
Fax
Iron man is always and forever FLAWLESS
MCU side kicks gets their own movies or tv show. Falcon and winter soldiers got one
@@Brandonhayhew yep
@@nahulseyon54 dc got tv shows of side characters and Robin is in a tv show. The multi verses is now, so much popular that every superheroes industry so into it
Batman solos the avengers? I LOVE IT!
This is fake because batman...
Wouldn't have been detected to begin with.
Batman wanted to be detected.
Yes you are right 😂😂
That is so true!!
But he has stealth
Atto
Best parts for me
“I’m NoobMaster69” and “I love you 3001”
didn't get that noobmaster 69 reference
@@skalam007 endgame
@@TheeGamingSeal can you please elaborate a lil bit?
@@skalam007 it's a reference to a scene in Avengers: Endgame where Thor was playing fortnite against a dude named noobmaster69
@@TheeGamingSeal oh now I remember...Thanks a lot mate.. :) cheers
Batman: I’m noob master69. Thor dies
롤
박동섭 당신은 영어를합니까
I'm. Dead 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thor should have beaten him to death instead of dyimg
K M actually I don't
01:44 Don't know about the comics, but he is halfway right about the TV series, and completely right about the Animated movies. DC comics had made over fifty different animated movies, all of them kicked butt. And I didn't see one animated movie from Marvel that could top that. Well, except for Spider-Verse, but that's another story.
I'm just asking, but what do you think about Hulk vs Wolverine🙂?
I think it was good. The only reason for that is because of Deadpool being voiced by Nolan North.
Batman: *Beats all of the avengers single handedly*
Bully Maguire: "Fine, I'll do it myself!"
Batman: "I'm Batman!!!!"
Bully Maguire: "I'd like to see the part where that's my problem..."
Gonna put some dirt in your eye
You’re trash Batman
you gonna cry?
look at little wayne jr
You’ll get to be Batman when you fix this DAMN DOOR!!
When Black Widow appeared I thought Batman was gonna say “Wanna know my secret Identity?!”
This isn't HISHE
@@WebbedManiac yeah... Unfortunately this isn't hishe
sebastian pino Batman says: I’ll win...
Because I’m Batman
@@WebbedManiac you are totally right and his wrong
Wrong Channel
Tony: *Insults the Justice League movie*
Bruce: *Says the truth*
Tony:
Marvel Movies:Better than DC’s
DC Comics,Games, and TV Series(NOT YOU TEEN TITANS GO!):Am I a joke to you?!
You may have better comics and animated movies but we have Agents of shield bitch! 😎
Nataniel 100
DC has better games bitch
@@nataniel1002 Dude... that's it?
So true though
This is super accurate and Batman’s the best super hero of all time
" I am noob master69" lmao, that was legendary
If that really happened I'm pretty sure Batman is dead 😂
@@RAIN-mj8gf Star Lord would applaud.
@@RAIN-mj8gf son box batman: lmao
Batman
Batman: Hey Black Widow, wanna know my secret identity?
HISHE reference
Black Widow: Why?
@@DMobi
Batman: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!!
Hulk: No! She doesn't want!
*Hulk attacks Batman*
@@vuketarankovic8079 Batman: Evades attack bc he that smart
Imagine Batman Asking Thor to rewatch Thor's trilogy without sleeping 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ragnarok is pretty good.
@@Lostdragonheart67 Ragnarok is awesome but Thor would've slept by the time Dark World ended and Ragnarok started
And now Thor would die after watching love and thunder
"I'm NoobMaster69!'
-Batman
So funny (In my opinion).
Nah bro that’s a fact
I realised Superman was Bizarro... The "S" is flipped....
Nampreus
6:52 was real but got inverted in next frame🤔
@@kkk-jp3zx prob.
Good observation
Bizarro has become smart enough to hide in plain sight, well, that just means he learned to put makeup on, they have the same intelligence
Batman: hey spiderman tell your uncle i said hi
Spiderman: oh yeah also i saw your parents at the theater
Where was spiderman. It would have been cool to see him interact with batman like that😂
Batman *Sad and Flashback Noises*
Oooooooo
Get roasted by a kid, Batman!!!
Freddie Rodriguez he ain’t a kid
How he defeated iron man was cruel even by his standards
Nah it wasn't cruel, it's about your standard in the dark dc universe
My only question is, did Morgan actually send him that video, or did Batman hire like a child actor or force her to do it for something
@@norway4ever949 That's Alfred
@@airynod Sounds about right
Troy Leon marvel is dark too. But personally I think marvel is for kids.
Batman has perfected talk no jutsu
"In one of the univereses, Peggy marries Bucky while you're still on ice"
I didn't see that coming...
Lol that was funny 😆 😂🤣
It’s the truth
Big *O O F* for cap
It actually happens in ultimate avengers the movie
Low blow with the truth lol. Damn!!!!!
Thanos:”I am inevitable.”
Batman:”I’m Batman”
More batplot
Stop copying hishe
He's just quoting a hishe meme, so calm down.
Iron man >
@@TaeShogun in your dream
Batman: Hibambe!
Tchalla: Wakanda trick is this?!
Lol
spider Dan 21 it’s black panther but ok
When superman and captian america look at each other.....
What do we do then??
Epic....😂😂😂😂😂
No one , literally no one:
Cartoonhooligans:Avengers puke and faint to Batman's sentences
I know right
Because he's batman
MARVEL is better than DC
That's funny
Wilson Edward, you clearly have no idea of what you're talking about, so i'm just going to ignore your false statement.
Iron man: Did we win?
Doctor Strange: No actually Batman does.
Iron Man: I’m sorry what?
Ugly
isaac Rodriguez um okay?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Didn’t get it
@@rx6588 In avengers infinity war Doctor Strange looks into the future to see how many battles are won against Thanos, Iron Man then ask Doctor Strange how many battles were there or something like that Doctor Strange said one and then iron man said did we win/ how many then Doctor strange said 1. So basically I did that but mine included Batman lmao
Everyone: How is Batman the most popular DC character even though he’s one of the many DC characters that have no superpowers?
Batman: *B E C A U S E I M B A T M A N*
My like is the 69 one
Ya captain america too and iron man
@@alvintan3167 cap have enhanced strength and durability from a drug....
My like Is the 128
I am Groot
Nah that last one on tony was wild bro chose violence
The cat meme showed Batman’s superiority as soon as it rocked up
Marvel: we have iron man, captain America, hulk, thor and Thanos too but what you have DC: we have batman
@ImpishDCrealm The strory writer is dc writer.
@ImpishDCrealm no joker shoot hulk but hulks body is resistant so joker said but really joker will get few shots by hulk for shooting hulk and i said the joker was beaten by hulk not the hulk was beaten by joker
@ImpishDCrealm read the comics where u said first joker comes to take gamma related gun. Bruce tried but he fails then hulk transformed hulk to stop him joker shoot hulk but hulk body is resistant after joker saying different sentiment story to confuse hulk then batman comes and hulk fights batman because joker said bat man as villian
Spiderman: y yo que pedo yo que chingados estoy pintado o que
more like Batman is the only character we can write and milk well
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Batman: So how's your uncle?
Spider-Man: He's at the movies with your parents.
Spider-Man: At least my uncle's name was not Martha.
Batman: (Vomit inside his own mouth.)
Meh
Means Spider-Man Family Names Guys With Name Girls And Spider-Man Is Okay With That It Means Spider-Man Is Gay OfCourse Even God Would Omit Inside In His Mouth But The Batman Stays Calm And Intelligent And Strongest Of All Because The Batman Knows The Secret Of The World For Damn Sure!
@@deathtime5288 im having a stroke reading that
Oh,Thank You That Means You Enjoyed It Right Means That You Laughed And Enjoyed It So Much That You Are Having Are Having Stroke Everytime You Read That Then Glad To Know That You Loved It So Much!
Now Hawkeye has his own series
😂😂😂😂😂
Can't stop laughing
Batman is so Brilliant 😂👌🙌
We love you Batman.Oh nana nana duh duh du
Batmid is so trash
@@Jjcbgoat Who is batmid, trash?
@@ernar8926 who is iron mid, shieldboy and thunder baby? Utter garbage 😂
Alfred be like
Random guy: he is your master right!
Alfred: yes
Guy: but he doesn't have any superpowers
Alfred: he can hurt you in other ways
with regular kungfu, karate, nin tjitsu or something, any fighting moves with punching and kicking
and words
He doesn't his master, his just his "son"
@@supermaximglitchy1 boxing judio kickboxing, and more
neither do most of the marvel heroes iron man couldn't get anywhere without his little suits captain America doesn't have any real powers black widow and Hawkeye don't have powers black panther doesn't have powers rocket racoon doesn't have powers star lord doesn't have powers gamora doesn't have powers neither does drax or nebula ant mans power comes entirely from his suit spider-man does have real superpowers but there not really all that strong or whatever and he is easily defeated
I like this universe because Iron Man’s still in it.
Yeah
Deep
Xavier Lajara UNDERRATED COMMENT
Me also men 😭😭😭 Love you 3000 and Still Thor Is Fit
Xavier Lajara: I like this one
Falcon got his own movie. I think Hawkeye will too.
So they're not sidekicks.
Batman: "In one of the universes, you're retconned into a secret Hydra Agent."
Capt America: "Wut?"
Batman: "Oh wait... that was the main continuity."
Capt American: "WHAT?!!"
To be clear, the Cosmic Cube created a Steve Rodgers that was secretly a Hydra Agent while trapping Old Man Steve in a recurring Nightmare Dimension until he fought his way out back into the main continuity.
@Z23 And the Good Cap was only put in there because fans were understandably displeased with Cap being turned into a Nazi, seemingly in response to the political rhetoric of the times.
Batman: Smart Hulk?
"Yes?"
Batman: Why is Batman spelled as one word, Iron Man two, and Spider-Man two words with a DASH?
Me: Genius
"Write that down, write that down!"
@@razzeldraws I'll grab my notebook.
@@humanchild6378 Serious medz, why is that? Why are their names like that???
@@ShadowP852 No one knows.
I have a answer
*because writers spell it differently*
I feel like this is a great representation of what batman would do, figure out everyone's weakness
Yeah, it probably would be funny seeing batman trying to get doctor strange out and then they start roasting eachother
Batman: so... you are the guy who lost your career and became an hobo who lives an boring life with an china man
Strange: and you the traumatized child, who still didn't learned to look foward and keep torturing your mind with a bunch of crazy bandits and the death of your parents
Batman: how do you know?
Strange: i am batman
@blackest night superman cuz i didn't made a joke were doctor strange vomits?
@@marlonfarias. lmao nice one
Tony can do that
Well he can't really get in their head
They are not kids.. are they?
"Hey, Hey Hawkeye, Green Arrow has a successful series"
Avengers: *Attacks*
Batman: *Beats them with words*
Batman: *Explains how he Stoped them*
Also Batman: *cUz Im BaTmAn*
I got a feeling a english teahcer is gonna attack you
I hope not xD
I'm just a kid why the words man
The Blue vex yeah because they are too weak for him
Also a Lot of people clicked my stupid comment
"Explain why Batman is one word, Iron Man two words, and Spider-Man two words with a hyphen."
*It's big brain time.*
Spiderman with the - always bothered me
@@frpsty189 Spider-Man is with hyphen, to make him different from Superman and Batman.
these are confusing times
This is because spider -man cannot be Separated from his power whereas iron man can be seprated from his suit and batman is just a name
Ok let's me explain so easily... BATMAN IS UNIQUE!!!
2:00 best scene 😂
meme name?
Sorry I have question who is this 6:31
@@OANPHATC- Morgan Stark