BATMAN HAS NO SUPERPOWER ?
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- Опубліковано 5 бер 2020
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It's been awhile since the last time we made fun of Batman 😆😆😆 so here is our latest parody !!
CartoonHooligans that Batman voice needs to be made fun of.
HEY CARHOO I LIKE BATMAN!
Carhoo: Batman? More like PoopMan!
!TRIGGERED!
I demand a sequel where Batman turns evil and defeats them all.
1:22 is thanos style😂
CartoonHooligans Hey dood I am a big big big big big fan of you
"newest member of the justice league"
batman: literally invented the justice league
Thank you ! That’s actually what I was thinking ! ☺️
I believe he also funds it.
This is my space tower
Not in lego
Yeah
Didn’t Batman pay for the whole watchtower and figure out everyone’s secret identity? Also has countermeasures against the entire league if they ever go rouge.
Onup147 yes. Yes he did
That’s the joke
Justice League Doom. Just amazing.
@Brendan Co-Elliott Yes. He created it, paid for the watchtower, and then refused to call himself an official member, because he works alone.
Yep
Cartoon Hooligans Batman: *struggles to kill even one parademon*
Actual Batman: *kills Darkseid*
Ikr. I know its just for fun, but that kinda ruins his image.
I mean he killed at least 10 parademons in CarHoo.
Yes
lol
Actual Batman suffers from bad bad writing. He is the example when you want a silly human to be something he could never be. That is what is so great with mr Manhattan and Omni Man it just rip those silly writing to pieces. Of course there would never in any universe be a rich strong, smart and focused man that would be even remotely on par with someone like Darkside or Superman. A smart strong fly would not defeat me. Batman in comics is just ridiculous nowadays.
And that's when Batman began to develop contingency plans to take out every member of the justice league.
Yea
"Batman??? But isn't he, you know..."
A founding member of the Justice League, yes.
Yeah he is, so this video doesn’t really make sense, bc he is one of the founding members
Lmao
(Cough) Batman Who Laughs (COUGH)
@supreme.dreams55☁️ he has a weapon against every member of the justice league for if they turn evil
A rich badass who Literally paid The Tower knows there identity, knows there weekness, is literally more of a father figure (like in brathe and the bold or however the show was called lol) than than... idk? And has Beaten so many people without powers... kinda triggering to me
Normies: "Batman has no powers"
Intellectuals: "Batman needs no powers"
Well said.
I mean it is just a joke but I also am still super upset about how he's like surviving you know I understand he's a peak human and all that stuff but compared to the heroes that actually tried just as hard as him and haven't had since it's kind of weird
Well unless you count super intelect
@@roszettatolliver4358 Everyone always asks how Batman survives. How does Cap survive? Green Arrow? Nightwing? Wildcat? Yeah, sure he can resurrect himself 9 times but still.
@@superspectacularstubby well cap has a shield
All the Justice League members are laughing until Batman brings up his "contingency plan"
Batman: *brings out Kryptonite*
Superman: Oh no. *Heat visions Batman's face* Anyway.
Batman: *tries to burn MM*
MM: Oh no. *Phases through fire* anyway.
Batman: *tries to do anything*
Flash: *smacks Batman cold before he could even think* Welp that was easy.
Batman: *tries to drug WW*
WW: Oh no. *Smacks bracelets together* Anyway.
Batman: *looks at Shazam* uhh... What's your weakness again?
Shazam: I'm a kid!
Batman: Oh no... F*ck I got nothing...
Yeah. Contingency plans mean nothing if you turn off character stupidity mode.
@@TheDream64 well they're contingency plans. By definition, they will ONLY be used if the JL members ever go rogue. Therefore, if the JL members ever become evil, of course they will know that they will fight Batman eventually.
Also, even IF they didn't know, their reflexes are all much, much better than Batman's. Remember that almost all of these guys can move and react faster than Bruce can even see, let alone act.
@Super Duck yes I know. But let me ask you this: why does Batman win against insurmountable odds? Even with all his plans, does it make sense that a man who had his back broken by Bane could fight on equal standing with anyone who can react faster and move faster than Bane? Ask yourself that. As smart as Batman is, does it REALLY make sense that he could beat the likes of the Flash or Superman, both characters who could literally think and move faster than he could even see, think, or act? Or could it be that the only reason he ever ever wins these matchups is because the writers decided that he should win? That these characters were nerfed either mentally or physically specifically to let him win? Think about it.
And dodges FREAKING DARKSIDES LAZER
@Altron ahh sure yes. You can definitely time something that moves at a speed a thousand times you think. Tell me, by that logic, have you ever timed dodging a bullet or a lightning bolt? Because that is literally what you're asking Batman to do.
I read and watched JL Doom already. Bullshit.
Me: *hey Batman, what are your superpowers again?*
Batman: *rich*
DCEU Batman be like :
Batman: And being a detective. I can always sell your weakness to waller
Batman has no superpowers
Also Batman- Already knows the weaknesses of every member of Justice League, and already has made a plan to defeat/kill them(If they ever turn rogue) .
He even has a plan to defeat himself if he too turned rogue.
Edit: U guys know a lot more about this whole topic than I do that's for sure. To me the contingency plan made Batman look Badass, regardless of the plotholes in that plan. Let's just be thankful Batman has no power's, cause the only superpowers that would make sense on him would be that of a vampire and that would just be dumb.......
He did beat the justice league during the Tower of Babel
The plan to defeat Bats is a just a plain bullet in the head.
Yeah Batman is awesome but the thing about his contingency plans, if most of the JL member all out wanted to kill him, he'd be dead before he could act on his plans. It's usually PIS when he beats a member, especially Superman. Bats has absolutely no way to stop him if Supes really wanted to kill him.
ARX 351 Batman’s own plan for himself calls the justice league
ARX 351 isn’t that half the heroes, including the avengers, weakness? XD
Shizam: "aww, hes trying so hard, cute!"
Batman: *not even at 0.07% power*
Batman is looking now for the Hell bat suit and is going to destroy him with it
King Lancer wait a minute do Wonder Woman have power???
@@super_dino_yeeter1667 Yes as she is half god thanks to his father Odin she is basically a female super-man before supergirl was introduced
@@Justcallmeaqua420 her father is Zeus not Odin but yes she is super powerful
@@super_dino_yeeter1667 I mean, she can fly. She also has super strength.
He might not have “powers” but he has a plan for everything, and has a plan to defeat everyone he meets. He is also the leader of the Justice League.
He isn't actually
It superman
Batman was the one who created the justice league
But he isn't the leader
Batman said he doesn't wanna be in the team
He just created the team cause he knows he won't be able to defeat some villans
So he created the justice league
Then later on batman decided to join the jL
But he didn't wanna be the leader
For example
In a football team
Batman is the manager and the coach
While superman is the team captain
Well batman is my favroite
@@priyanshimohanty9098 yeah same
Superman always for me
Superman: "welcome, our newest member of the League!"
Batman: "I *AM* THE LEAGUE"
Superman: "Not. Yet."
Batman: "it's treason, then...."
*then kills everyone with his super spin scream
He is in star wars know
@@Lala_bg batman can be anywhere because he is Batman
Takes out Kryptonite
@@siva6272 Kermit de frog here
"Jonh Create Infinity Gaulet"
Thanos: Hey tha Ilegal
Thanos:I will kill the half of the univers and then snap the rest😡 and you'r up first green lantern😡
😂😂😂😂
It is written as gauntlet
@@benjdandan3103 but only one ring
@Meme Core is that true? maybe gl just wanted 50% of the padademons gone and not 50% of the universe.
_"BATMAN HAS NO SUPERPOWERS?"_
*The Dark Knight:* [puts a dust of Kryptonite on his back]
*Superman:* _WHY IS MY BACK SO ITCHY?_
@Alpha Male Relationship and Business Coaching Are you black?
@@ukashanawabi4958 where did THAT come from???
Really what is the relation in that your question ? @OhSpiderZ
Is that a Parasite reference.
OhSpiderZ that’s messed up fam
Green Lantern's power is basically making copyright issues
Yeah .. that's thanos's trick
Underrated comment
@@douglasbullet6456overated side comment.
Superman:- here is new member of justice legaue!
Batman:- uhm excuse me i created justice legaue wdym:/
Green lantern: Snaps when he wants too
Thanos: Am I joke to you
Yes, the whole snap part was a joke and reference to Thanos.
Its possible if he thinks it the ring creates it so yeah
@@acethemaniac4684
Hardly, the juice to do that and the concetration along with the idea of creating it into your mind makes it highly unlikely.
Why do you think GL can't beat superman and can't make complex weapons?
@@Raximus3000 depends on which lantern. If it John, Hal or Kyle they're Constructs are complex but Guys are crap
@@jamesamadasun7823
Up to a point, they are not Tony Stark so their knowledge of advanced weapons will be limited.
Why does batman sound like *Donald Trump trying to do a Batman impression*
Redrum well they are both rich kids with issues... lots of issues
Wuhdafuwk wownderwomen
Vatsal Tripathi true dat
Because he is
LMAO
Everyone gangsta still batman says "Alfred, activate protocol Fenrir.."
What?
@@likedvidsz plan Fenrir is a backup plan batman made to stop and defeat all of the heros if they ever turn evil
Lmao yes
Everyone on the justice Leauge gangsta till Batman pulls out he contingency plans
Everyone with a power: we got powers
Batman: I'm rich and have a plan to take every single one of you out
I mean he knows all their weaknesses so he's got this in the bag
No shazam tho
one day the 1966 batman theme plays over the intercom at the watchtower and justice league members are running away from the batman
You know why superman doesn't have a plan to take everyone of them out? Because he doesn't need one.
Nuff said.
He should’ve just told them he knows all their weaknesses. That’ll make them treat him fairly.
Until they realize a single hit from them can kill him
Or he could not tell them and just body Superman. If he can bring down the man of steal imagine what he'd do to them.
That's one of the back up reason why superman wants batman in... Just in case. Because Batman is single minded and will never turn evil.
Yep. No matter what you'll want someone like that with you rather than against you.
Ok
Batman: Well at least I don't have superpowers that are useless most of the time (looks at Aquaman)
Underrated
Being friends with superman, wonder woman, the flash, AND martian manhunter all at the same time is kinda like a superpower.
True, but you have to admit Aquaman is pretty badass these days.
Lmao
Can bench 80 tons, is bulletproof, runs at 400mph on land, and can give you a stroke by looking at you? Yup pretty useless.
Superman: Lets welcome the newest member to the Justice league....
Batman: alfred come in
Alfred: yes master wayne?
Batman: stop the funding of the watch tower
Upon which , Arthur Curry, who is about 5 times wealthier or Diana Prince, actual Greek royalty, or Kal El, who has an advanced crystalline base, or Green Lantern An engineer that can construct anything with his weapon....you know what? How about Martian Manhunter, the REAL founder of the League, just push a huge meteor into geosynchronous orbit, since ALL of them could just stand up there and get there under their own power. All without Muggle funding. ;-)
@@ghuff31 And you are wrong.
Batman have many money, MANY LEGAL money and links and access to many things unavailable for usual man.
Huge meteor can be deliver by superman or Shazam or batman with his space ship.
Arthur Carry have no way to legalize Atlantida's wealth (if atlantians even let him spend it on underwater's freaks in costume) in underwater world.
Even Diana have a dificullty for this.
They have no way to buy so many technics and hire so many people without revealing fact of existance of their base.
that's like our badass BATS....
*Watchtower Falls From Orbit Due To Lack Of Funding*
Wait a minute...wasn't Batman the founding member of justice league
Yeah he is
Its a parody.
No. It was Superman and Martian Manhunter
@@mahad813 Shut your filthy mouth! it was Batman.
@@meandmines3245 it was different in the DCAU Martian manhunter and I think also superman in the justice League film Batman made the Justice league
1:19, thanos be like:"COPYRIGHT!"
thanks looks epic
Green lantern:IM INEVITABLE!!
😐
This video is so cute. I'm a big Batman fan. Thanks for this! The ending is hilarious!
Green lantern: makes INFINITY GAUNTLET
Me: *W A I T T H A T S I L L E A G E A L*
Wait, that’s illegal.
"Well someone forgot to take his blood tonight."
"I'm not a vampire."
"Can you fly?"
"In a plane."
"Wait, you're not some guy in a bat costume, are you?"
">:)"
Heh nice
That Batman smile at the end hehe so satisfying
@smb85 dkc94 there is actually a comic series about that happening I can't remember name though
@@animeexplained7587 Well there's manbat a classic batman villain but I don't thin batman has ever been manbat.
it's actually true blood not blood
Batman: *no superpowers*
Green Arrow: Allow me to introduce myself.
Also Blue Beetle and the Atom.
Yes he has no powers either
And Jacob ur right
@@jacobthompson6644 like iron man
I think Super heroes with no super powers are actually Rich ... Including green arrow...
I like the fact that the members kinda look down on him despite the fact if weren't for him they won't have watch tower
Whenever we heard of DC we thought of batman
He may not have powers but he have fans
Not like manhunter xD
Bruce Wayne: I am Batman
Tony Stark: *I felt that*
This guy
Hey
Get a load of this guy
i see u everywhere.
edit:btw i see you in zhoniin's videos.
Iron man: I am Iron man
Batman: I felt that
This is why batman has a plan to kill each of the league members.
Except for green arrow and Aquaman.
@Darth Pancake Studios lol in the dceased universe where the anti life equation infects the whole dc universe with a virus after batman was killed by alfred every superhero found out about his plans to stop the justice league if they go rogue and green arrow was talking about how he wasn't in it and that he could be a planetery threat lol
@@intergalactictitanium3566 i remember 😂😂
He has plans only to neutralize not kill
😂😂
"He might not have a super power but he can lead a team"
Batman's voice though 😂
He might not have a super power but he knows the world's strongest being's weakness.
Hell yass
He knows every body’s weakness
Batman does have powers he's rich
That is his main super power 😍
Knowing the best weakness of all
@@Pranaykrishnapillai what his main power
Green Lantern: "He's powerless"
*Next day on news*
Reporter: "Green Lantern's body was found in a dark alley"
Sir Timothy lol
I know right he has no powers
@@shankz438 see you on news tomorrow
I know right
batman :take that ring off what are you?
Green lantern: a pilot and you?
Batman: i am everything you can ever think of
@@xaviermaster1 Just as Green lantern needs his ring, Batman needs his billions of dollars.
I guess the Justice League changes every year.
As a wise man once said:
“What’s the matter of having a superpower if it’s weakness is 10 times more?”
*After this video*
Batman to the BatFamily: “Execute Order 66”
Yes my lord
It will be done my lord
OMG, YES
@@dougwright7269 insert clone wars soundtrack
What's order 66 ??
Other members of the JL: Mock Batman
Batman: Alfred, initiate tower of babel
Nice reference!
The latest member of the justice league, who paid for the watchtower you’re currently standing in.
3:37 Supergirl looks pissed
He doesn't need one.
CUZ HE'S BATMAN
Aneesh Basrur he has a power, MONEY
Damn right 👌
...and you have no logic
Jun Wu Huang what?
@@somerandomguy3482 u mean me?
Sometimes it’s hard to take batman seriously because of his voice 😂
Yes 😭😭
That must be so hard for the guy that voices him to talk like that
@@Doriburu8380 yep
i can't take seriously a dude dressed as a bat no matter what.. he could not win even an mma fighter in real life.
@@dfo990 The dude is literally the definition of mixed martial arts
2:51 when your friend picks the better class
His superpower has to do with him being the smartest among the JL in terms of planning and tactics
"What are your superpowers again?"
"I'm rich."
None of them are.
Well wonder woman is basically a goddess and all of her items and possessions are gold. Aquaman is basically the king of the aqua world and probably has billions of dollars worth of possessions.
@@sabhishek9289
Even Aquaman maybe richer than Black Panther(many people think he's richest fictional superheroes genres character on Earth).
Vandal Savage: Hold my bank balance
Rich not power but ok
@@sabhishek9289 wonder woman is not goddess she had the power like a goddess but she no goddess so ya when she takes bracelet off she has power like a goddess
Thor is an actual god ahem
All Justice League heroes:
"Batman has no superpowers"
Batman: *Laughs in Rich*
and intelligence
“Laughs In Rich”
“Laughs In Prep Time”
“Laughs In Plot Armor”
“Laughs In 127 Martial Arts Styles”
“Laughs In Contingency Plans”
“Laughs In Intelligence”
“Laughs In Gadgets”
@@terabhaiseedhemaut laughs in hellbat AND plot armour.
@@adityawankhede7260 mmmmhhmmm
@@adityawankhede7260 *Laughs In “End-All-Be-All” Batsuit*
Batman was one of the first members of the justice league
it would be more accurate to say that he founded the Justice League bro !!!
@@bayraktarltdsti he did not found the justice league
Batman: "Laugh all you want. I know how to take down each and every one of you."
I mean cyborg doesn’t really have superpowers neither it’s all of his enhancements that make him who he is
Freddydestroyer 229 but it’s still those enhancements are the ones that he brought to the fight. GL is powerless without his ring.
Alexander Christopher yeah I know and Shazam’s powerless if he has a stroke and cannot say Shazam anymore because he’s just a kid
@@WastedGTAZ as someone who loves Shazam that is genuinely hilarious. I never thought about him just having a straight up stroke.
Freddydestroyer 229 I think the “powers” they mean are enhancements to physical and magical capabilities for example cyborg isn’t really superpowered but his cybernetic enhancements give him super strength and durability, same with GL they have enhancements that allow them to compete with gods while batman has no super suit, no magic ring just his keen intellect
Idiot
I like how their method of a murmuring crowd is speaking in reverse.
@@potatobread5854 "isnt his superpower is money?"
I like how he is giving attention to Shazam
Haha
What are they saying?
"But batman has no power"
Me softly whisper: Don't
He would already know how to kill every one of those members before even walking into the room
Batman:Has no powers
Also Batman:Literally has a plan for every possible outcome in life
Not every. But most
And when he doesn’t have a plan, he has the “unexpected situation that wasn’t planned” plan....punch everything
Just punch him in the mouth they all have super strengh
@@jacobbush7977 Agreed. Cause life can be unpredictable.
@@SFgamer exactly
After Batman seeing Batman we understand super power isn't everything Batman became second popular hero of dc without super powers but with his hard Work
That green gauntlet snap was mind-boggling!!!
When you realize batman can take the whole JL down
True 😂😂
Thisvis parallel universe
@@bitik9847 No, even in the main universe he has been shown to be able to do this
He literally can't. He prepared for some of the main members and incapacitated them using one use items. But he could never plan for Superman and would almost die. He is secretly afraid of superman going evil because he know he cannot stop him. His biggest plan in a sim led to him needing Superman to return.
Read end game. You see why Superman is such a problem for Batman.
Shazam also recently beat him and Superman.
@@jermainekngdom3154 well I meant like in a room, one by one with all the gadgets he needs. Maybe, but I know what your talking about.
Everybody is gangster until batman said: the justice league is under attack
Alfred:by who
Batman: by ME😏
Batman: The smartest member of the league, the brains behind all their operations, and their field commander and strategist.
Justice League: "Aww, he's trying so hard!"
Batman: *Laughs in Kryptonite* *Laughs in Pickpocketing the Power Ring* *Laughs in Fire* *Laughs in Tricking Shazam into saying the word* *Laughs in Computer Viruses* *Laughs in Amazonian Fighting Techniques*
Aww, this fanboy is trying so hard to defend him!
God, Wonder, Woman and Supergirl is only as powerful or stronger than Superman whenever Wonder Woman needed a Sapphire Ring and Supergirl needed a Red Lantern Ring, so if having the strongest superpowers is what determines to being a JLA member than Supergirl and Wonder Woman shouldn’t be JLA members because Power Girl is stronger than both of them combined.
@@God-sv5ep didn't he literally kill all of them single handedly?
God vs the God of the New World
This should be interesting
@@ofvlgcn888 guess I'm not needed here
Batman has no powers ...
Coronavirus: Passed by bats.
Batman: Now it’s my time to shine.
Funny yes. Funny no.
Batman: *wipes out half of the universe with Corona*
You'll thank me later
Bats are immune to almost any viruses because their immune system is always active which lower the chances of a virus killing them like the Ebola, as our just respond when there's a infection which by that time, our immune system could get out number and so batman doesn't have the power of a bat, but sure acts like one, i mean he lives in a cave... wait i forgot he lives with bats. Nevermind, if you live in a cave with bats that long idk how you would even survive
Txheej Txam vam Di, they basically act as a carrier.
That’s why they’re dangerous to pass on viruses.
That’s not how it works
That must have been the day, where batman wrote his famous list on how to defeat the justice league.
But honestly, he has 2 super powers - a strong spirit and a working brain.
Wait untill they realize that batman has a plan of defeating every hero in the justice league
Batman: Has no Superpower
Also Batman: Alfred, get the HellBat ready.
Alfred: are you sure sir
Tammie Williams Lol.
The hell bat armour was forged by all the combined power of justice league members. So it doesn't count as much credit of Bruce Wayne himself.
Tamoghna Chakraborty I know, but I figured it’s at least less OP than the X element Batsuit.
How about the justice buster armor
Haters : Boo Batman has no superpowers
ME : That's why he's the greatest superhero ever
Batman is the smartest
So do you Haters. All you have is the internet.
He is relatable
Zaid Siddiqi Defintly not relatable. I mean I’m not a billionaire orphan. But I will agree that he is the greatest super hero of all time. His rouges gallery is the best. No other even compares. His games are fantastic, his stories are on another level. I love Marvel I really do but DC is just always gonna be number one, and it’s because of Batman and how he interacts with everyone around him.
@@jacksongreene6122 no spiderman and batman are the two best of all times there the same level spiderman relatable and batman has no powers
@1:20 😂i like it green lantern
I need that starting music searched many times
Say what you want about The Dark Knight himself but he's a great strategist, has trained himself to perfection and has faced foes that no man would dare fight.... But not going to lie that ending is pretty damn funny lol, dang it Alfred. 😆
Black Panther is Basically batman With superpower
Beating deathstroke is insane slade had similar training as well as super speed strength and endurance hes also not to dumb himself
Loki: I have an army.
Iron-Man: We have a Hulk.
Batman: I’ve got money.
Iron man is also rich
Because he's batman
Hahahahahhahahahahahah jokes
Hahahahahhahahahahahah jokes
@beast ronics both are good
That guantlet scene was amazing😂😂
The Flash to Bruce Wayne : "What is your superpower"
Batfleck : "i'm rich"
A superhero WITHOUT a SUPERPOWER is the real SUPERHERO.
Who LEADS the team and KNOW EVERYONES WEAKNESS. HE HAS THE ABILITY TO WIN EVERYONE BUT NEVER SHOW OFF IT.
I SUPPORT BATMAN.....
BECAUSE I AM BATMAN..👍
EDIT:Hit a like so that BATMAN gets a SUPERPOWER
NO! YOU! ARE! NOT! YAY!!
D. VARUN Green Lantern and Cyborg have no superpowers either.
@@Scyllax stupid
@@anjaneyasreetrout2444 r/ihavereddit
A hero can be anyone
*I mean we all know what happens if Batman has superpowers 😂*
He becames a god
I still not vote for you.
He breaks Bane's back.
Hell be basically Black Panther
@@jamesamadasun7823 Not exactly black panther
John stuart just made thanos' gauntlet and snapped and half of paradooms just disappeared . hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
0:45 when you and all of your high school classmates are going to take pic at high school.
Justice league: You have no superpowers.
Batman: You are all dead.
Plot armour intensifies
You should see the batman who laughs
Black Panther is Basically batman With superpower and is still underrated
@@jamesamadasun7823 lol dardevil is basically The batman of Marvel and yet he don't have The plot armor that he have
The power of money sounds like a pretty good superpower to me.
TRUE
Yes dad by the way when are you coming back? Mom is planning on increasing child support.
Yup in real world
Just saw your comment on kittisaurs lol
Stock market collapse says otherwise
everyone gangsta till they see his contingency plans
Batman is a real hero because he learn koung fu and taek Bodo by himself and he is the smartest hero in DC universe
Technically, cyborg doesn’t have powers either, he just has a lot of weapons
I mean that weapons was literally his body parts, technically he has technopathy, but still Batman is coolest superhero ever by my preference. 😍
BatZillaDude nor does wonderwoman
@@bradybeast1638 wonderwoman has powers-_- SHE IS A DEMIGOD.......wacth the FULL movie of wonder woman....the first movie btw
Superman technically doesn't have a super power if you compare him to other kryptonian
Also technically without that Ring Green lantern is basically powerless
Batman can kill every single one of these guys he has it on a USB drive it's funny that they think they can beat him
Superman beat the entire Justice League as well
@@somniato7759 I believe all of them can to be honest
@@somniato7759 Tru but Batman can kill Superman
@@kinglugo12 yes with kryptonite
I can't be killed. You wanna know why?
Hahahahhahha that,s hilarious.
Batman : "It's time to use the contingency plan"
The whole Justice League member: "So what is your power again?"
Batman: Coronavirus
*justice league ded**
😢
Covid-19 is serious its not to joke about
@@RealMcfloppa ok
@@Hmmm777 its great you understand
I'd argue Batman most certainly has a "superpower", but its all mental based. Super Intellect + Super Willpower, with none of the social tradeoffs most "smarties" give up. The whole point of his character is to show that drive + intellect can produce the same results as reality warping superpowers. If you were to "corrupt" his character by having him go after more than gadgets he'd probably: grab green & yellow lantern rings, learn magic, build a super AI that hacks into all the information networks in the world and watches everyone all the time, reverse engineer all the super villains super science, splice his genome w/kryptonian & amazonian DNA, etc etc etc.
😅 Okay
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ldl147 you must be fun at parties
Soooooooo, um, hate to break it to you but Superman’s smarter.
Batman is a 6th level intellect(Genius Human)
Superman is an 8th level intellect(Above average Coluan, the smartest race in the universe).
This is shown in the time that Superman rebuilt the Miracle machine(the most complex machine in the 3rd dimension) only from memory after looking at it for about 3 seconds.
I’m not saying that Batman is dumb but he is not the smartest ether.
Lol nice joke Superman is a weak mindless retard..
He's only 10%more intelligent than an average human
Batman stomps his ass
batman s' speech touch my heart
In the justice league movie flash asked batman about his powers and batman answered "I'm rich" he does not have a power but he has a bank account
😂😂😂
1:19 THANOS WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION!!!!😂 😂 😂 😂
@abcd efgh i don't think so bro
@abcd efgh and why do u think so?😂
Everyone: batman has no powers
Batmite: say one more word and you won't exist anymore
I get u bruh ,the fanboy rocks
What is Batmite?
@@amritaverma3243 a god version of batman from another version, search it on UA-cam
@@amritaverma3243 have you heard of mixispitlick? Bat mite is like him (a 5th dimensional being) and is a batman super Fan. I know him from the show "Batman the brave and the bold".
@@TheSpencermacdougall ok thanks
Batman every time he fights against the league
:Wins while drinking coffee
He does have powers. The power to instill fear in others and haunt there nightmares 😂
Batman: I don't kill
Also Batman: physically and psychologically damages all who oppose him for life, and sometimes kills them anyway
Parody: Playfully teases ANY character
Everybody: [laughs]
Parody: Teases BATMAN
BatStans: *"Now see here, boi....."*
Cool
Yeah! Right? They becomes kid again
@@resof
They right tho
@@mrbelarabi6062 yeah they are right.. but that doesn't change the thing that this is parody.. and it's fun content.. people out there are taking this too much seriously..
BATMAN IS THE BEST
This video: Batman has no powers.
Dark multiverse: Count your blessing that he doesn't...
Lol
Batman who laughs: Who needs super powers when you are batshit insane
Dude, seeing Batman is like having your teammates steal your kills.
2:39 That is one bumpy looking shoulder
Batman: gets introduced as a new member of the JL
Also Batman: Is the one who came up with the JL and recruited the other members in the first place
Lmao... Superman becomes the leader even before the JL was found, in his first flight scene of MOS, his father said to him that the people will race behind you, they will stumble, but in time, they will join you in the sun. Pay more attention to detail next time.
@@faizanraza255 don't know where you going at but okay sure
@Morris01 exactly
He is overrated
@Morris01 I don't mean popularity but I've mean in a fight. That dumb prep time thing