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  • @nealsidhu2697
    @nealsidhu2697 8 місяців тому +3638

    I watched this movie in theaters. The best part of the experience: When they're all talking about how their parents aren't around, a guy in the theater loudly said "womp womp". Everyone laughed.

    • @lockstockand3smokingcarrots
      @lockstockand3smokingcarrots 7 місяців тому +86

      The best part of the film was actually the credits felt like surviving P Diddy like you whethered the storm kinda sh"t

    • @egizikid
      @egizikid 7 місяців тому +28

      Ain’t no way.💀

    • @bobbarker9556
      @bobbarker9556 7 місяців тому +28

      Disney thanks you for your money.
      It will fund the next crap

    • @TheoMurpse
      @TheoMurpse 7 місяців тому

      @@brandonmunsen6035 sony is worse than disney because a few years ago they secretly installed malware on their customers' computers that would report back to Sony with what music you listened to on your computer. This got on your computer if you put a music CD created by Sony into your computer (this was 2005, everyone had CD players on their computers).

    • @hair4571
      @hair4571 7 місяців тому

      Sony thank you for your ignorance ​@@bobbarker9556

  • @CrystalX329
    @CrystalX329 8 місяців тому +6510

    This is the closest I'm going to ever see Madame Web.

    • @bilalmian8782
      @bilalmian8782 8 місяців тому +66

      Just need to complete the Holy trinity : Pitch Meeting and Man of Recaps

    • @adamkares7549
      @adamkares7549 8 місяців тому +30

      And even that was more Madame Web than any Human should have to see

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 8 місяців тому +25

      And even then I still want my money back.

    • @theultimatereductionist7592
      @theultimatereductionist7592 8 місяців тому

      Pitch Meeting, Honest Trailer, & Space Ice!@@bilalmian8782

    • @jocelynastheart2732
      @jocelynastheart2732 8 місяців тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @joelbiju6868
    @joelbiju6868 7 місяців тому +1537

    Dakota Johnson's inabilty to open soda cans reminded me of Kristen Stewart's inability to pour ketchup in Twilight. What an honest trailer throwback!

    • @cagedcoco1681
      @cagedcoco1681 7 місяців тому +17

      Sadly, Kristen's was the result of an anxiety disorder, which means... 🙁

    • @zaratustra27
      @zaratustra27 7 місяців тому +14

      It's almost like Dakota Johnson hated Pepsi and the best she could do was to hold the can

    • @NONPOINT420
      @NONPOINT420 7 місяців тому

      You just admitted to seeing to crap actors in 2 crap movies. Your family should be ashamed to know you lol

    • @NONPOINT420
      @NONPOINT420 7 місяців тому +21

      ​@@cagedcoco1681I'm sure it was due to her being a crap actor.

    • @beanlegume9965
      @beanlegume9965 7 місяців тому +14

      @@cagedcoco1681 thats an odd way of saying she’s clumsy and uncoordinated.

  • @joekennington3865
    @joekennington3865 8 місяців тому +985

    “Text to speech acting ability” - brilliant!

  • @DanGamingFan2406
    @DanGamingFan2406 8 місяців тому +5252

    "When you take on the responsibility, great power will come." Uncle Ben is turning over in his grave right now. You can't just swap the order of a famous quote around and call it clever writing.

    • @theaikidoka
      @theaikidoka 8 місяців тому +253

      Well, you CAN, if the point was supposed to be the reverse of the original. Ben's quote means "You get to be great, but that means you have to take care of others". MW's means "If you put up with this tedious stuff, you can have fun". They imply VERY different things about the character's moral alignment, and MW comes off worse for the comparison.

    • @watershipup7101
      @watershipup7101 8 місяців тому +56

      My favorite line of the movie for no other reason than it's the only part where I laughed.

    • @rainworld-f3i
      @rainworld-f3i 8 місяців тому +37

      If the movie was good, this line would have worked, but the background should be meaningful.

    • @MrKijana23
      @MrKijana23 8 місяців тому +30

      Right??!! Plus, those two lines don't actually even mean the same thing 😒

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 8 місяців тому +64

      It was more ridduculous what they did in The Amazing Spiderman:
      "But your father, he lived by a philosophy, a principle, really. He believed that if you could do good things for other people, you had a moral obligation to do those things! That's what's at stake here. Not choice. Responsibility"

  • @RaUsChGiFtEnGeL
    @RaUsChGiFtEnGeL 7 місяців тому +1616

    "a brothels worth of traumatized teenage runaways" that is... one of the descriptions ever

    • @mrstupiduniverse731c
      @mrstupiduniverse731c 7 місяців тому +51

      It sure is one of the descriptions😂

    • @Blast2224
      @Blast2224 7 місяців тому +25

      It surely described…something

    • @RedRaikou
      @RedRaikou 7 місяців тому +10

      "one of the descriptions ever" I don't even know what that means

    • @aniruddho_m
      @aniruddho_m 7 місяців тому +28

      ​@@RedRaikouout of all the descriptions ever to have been, this is one.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 6 місяців тому +10

      Of course. She's a *true madam.*

  • @KidWhoWhat
    @KidWhoWhat 8 місяців тому +2669

    "for a screenwriting duo making a good case for A.I" HEATER LINE.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 7 місяців тому +15

      Or the return of Alan Smithee.

    • @CucumberWaterAndBrainMatter
      @CucumberWaterAndBrainMatter 7 місяців тому +6

      its so good, i cant get over that one 🔥🔥🔥

    • @realjohnlove
      @realjohnlove 7 місяців тому +12

      They probably already use AI thats why the scripts are bad

    •  7 місяців тому

      Burn 🔥

    • @Meyers1793
      @Meyers1793 7 місяців тому +16

      I can't believe studios have now let Matt Sazama and Burk Sharpless (was he named by AI?) write FIVE movies that all bombed. Do they have blackmail material on the studio execs? OMG do they have Epstein's black book?!

  • @johnbertram
    @johnbertram 8 місяців тому +770

    "Text-to-speech". Absolutely nailed it right there.

    • @nick1635
      @nick1635 8 місяців тому +34

      Text-to-speech has far more personality than Dakota Johnson.

    • @marcelohuerta1970
      @marcelohuerta1970 8 місяців тому +14

      @@nick1635Yup. Some Loquendo voices are highly expressive. Dakota Johnson... is not. I find her very attractive and I want to like her but... I cannot 😞

    • @PatrickCasey-pf4pl
      @PatrickCasey-pf4pl 8 місяців тому +2

      Ai has more personality than she does

    • @nygmla
      @nygmla 8 місяців тому +6

      Dakota gives kristen stewart a run for her money

    • @thedarkstarr11
      @thedarkstarr11 8 місяців тому +21

      @@nygmla Kristen Stewart is actually VERY talented...when...when she cares. She was great in Spencer and in Underwater. The rest of the time...eh...
      But Johnson...well, she's fanservice, though she did do a decent job in Battle at the El Royale. On the press tour you could see she was only there for the paycheck and KNEW it would be bad. Hey, at least Raul Julia and Dennis Hopper knew they were in stinkers, but still gave it their all. Especially Raul Julia, RIP.

  • @NuMetalfan1996
    @NuMetalfan1996 7 місяців тому +512

    This movie is supposed to be set in 2003, yet has the song Toxic by Britney Spears that wasn’t released until 2004, and has someone using a PSP that wasn't released until 2005.
    So not much 2003 in this supposedly set 2003 movie.

    • @Power5
      @Power5 7 місяців тому +39

      Toxic Single was released in 2004, the album "In the Zone" WAS released in 2003. So they did get 1 thing right.
      It is impressive that they could not get the era right for only 20 years ago. Of the stuff that was not CGI in Oppenheimer, that is much older props that were found.

    • @MrOmnisun
      @MrOmnisun 7 місяців тому +11

      Get this the movie was originally set even earlier to line up with amazing spiderman but just before it came out an executive changed it so it’ll line up with Tom holland spiderman so they had to do all these reshoots. 😂

    • @Treblaine
      @Treblaine 7 місяців тому +27

      The director really wanted to set it shortly after 9/11 and not acknowledge it in any way despite half the main cast being FDNY members.

    • @realjohnlove
      @realjohnlove 7 місяців тому +10

      Toxic works but the PSP was immense product placement. So much so I was questioning my childhood like “damn is the PSP that old” lol Sony gaslit us with that one

    • @dougsmith6262
      @dougsmith6262 7 місяців тому +4

      Man, I miss my PSP.

  • @anamelessyoutuber1462
    @anamelessyoutuber1462 8 місяців тому +2373

    Oh my god, the Pepsi scene is real. I'm so happy right now.

    • @sifitis2927
      @sifitis2927 8 місяців тому +40

      I like that one of the comments in the opening "youtube comments request video X" page is just a pepsi ad.

    • @EmperorSeth
      @EmperorSeth 8 місяців тому +51

      You're going to have to be a lot more specific.

    • @DanDog91
      @DanDog91 8 місяців тому +49

      The only reason Dakota was shown to be inept at opening cans was so that PEPSI could have more screen time.

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 8 місяців тому +6

      @@DanDog91 they finally recovered from the magic panacea commercial

    • @batmanwins5701
      @batmanwins5701 8 місяців тому +8

      Coke is the real one.

  • @PixarMan2001
    @PixarMan2001 8 місяців тому +874

    The whole "Great Power will come" line is the hollywood equivalent of the teacher in 3rd grade telling the class to "answer in your own words".

    • @slavinicus
      @slavinicus 8 місяців тому +31

      Somehow, great power came

    • @JohnWestIV
      @JohnWestIV 7 місяців тому +19

      It's classic, "I didn't plagiarize!" level writing.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 7 місяців тому

      😂

    • @RedRaikou
      @RedRaikou 7 місяців тому +8

      "I who is made of Iron I am truly" aka "I am Ironman"

  • @JR-Mystic
    @JR-Mystic 7 місяців тому +103

    I just looked up the filmography of those screenwriters, and I am in awe. How does anyone with that mountain of steaming cow manure on their resume continue to get hired??? THAT'S a real-life superpower.

    • @watwudbuffydo
      @watwudbuffydo 7 місяців тому +18

      A textbook case of failing up.

    • @TheAlmightyfoon
      @TheAlmightyfoon 6 місяців тому +7

      Have you seen the producers?

    • @danieljob3184
      @danieljob3184 5 місяців тому +3

      Don't ask me, man! They have multi-million dollar budgets while I have a composting slushpile full of better stories! 😒

  • @wizardpatch9405
    @wizardpatch9405 8 місяців тому +698

    Dakota Johnson seems like a random actor in a Law and Order episode playing a famous actress.

    • @jkta97
      @jkta97 8 місяців тому +85

      Except the random actors on L&O are still better at acting than she is.

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns 8 місяців тому +56

      Nepo baby actors 🤷‍♀️

    • @tremor3258
      @tremor3258 8 місяців тому +8

      I'm stealing this

    • @dutchvanderlinde4713
      @dutchvanderlinde4713 8 місяців тому +4

      DEADASS😂

    • @Alex-vq9vj
      @Alex-vq9vj 7 місяців тому +21

      Isn't the actor quality fairly high on L&O since they use lots of theatre and serious character actors who like a generous paycheck in NYC? I've heard that mentioned a few times by producers and industry people.

  • @omgcattreatz9209
    @omgcattreatz9209 8 місяців тому +952

    I may not have super powers, but I feel like I dodged a bullet with this one.

  • @batmansillo
    @batmansillo 7 місяців тому +237

    "Never underestimate the Madame in your web"
    ACTUAL LINE IN THE MOVIE.

  • @DidIStutterLOL
    @DidIStutterLOL 8 місяців тому +667

    Looks like that soda can was the real villain she couldn’t beat.

  • @dovidstaples9985
    @dovidstaples9985 8 місяців тому +718

    They actually couldn't even get the CPR right. The rhythm is a lot faster than a heartbeat

    • @fanimej
      @fanimej 8 місяців тому +170

      Set it to the tune of stayin alive

    • @Dunybrook
      @Dunybrook 8 місяців тому

      So it will probably get people killed? Amazing.

    • @jaapsch2
      @jaapsch2 8 місяців тому +85

      @@fanimejOr to Another one bites the dust, it's your choice

    • @LucianCanad
      @LucianCanad 8 місяців тому +28

      Or the imperial march

    • @vincevvn
      @vincevvn 8 місяців тому +51

      You also need to push hard enough to break the ribs

  • @augmenautus
    @augmenautus 7 місяців тому +300

    "Am I on the wrong train?"
    " I don't know man"
    That part made me laugh for some reason

  • @midus0013
    @midus0013 8 місяців тому +1353

    Even a blind man can open a can of soda. Honest trailer for Daredevil Netflix series please.

    • @tonuahmed4227
      @tonuahmed4227 8 місяців тому +12

      Yes...

    • @Predaking4ever
      @Predaking4ever 8 місяців тому +8

      Nice seque

    • @ryanschwartz4959
      @ryanschwartz4959 8 місяців тому +49

      Honestly, I wonder if Dakota was specifically told to do that so the can didn’t need to be swapped out for retakes

    • @tonuahmed4227
      @tonuahmed4227 8 місяців тому +6

      @@ryanschwartz4959 it makes more sense,but we are talking about daredevil now...sooo

    • @Crimsonfangg
      @Crimsonfangg 8 місяців тому

      They should've put one of those in the movie.

  • @Ductos
    @Ductos 8 місяців тому +407

    "A brothel's-worth of traumatized teeanage runaways" - Geez 😂

    • @kojo7485
      @kojo7485 8 місяців тому +17

      Like 👍 👌 💛 😙 🥰 a true 👍 Madame 😅

  • @lwrncschmchr
    @lwrncschmchr 7 місяців тому +210

    I love how Dakota keeps thinking these movies she's in that suck are somehow beneath her.

  • @HalloweenYearRound
    @HalloweenYearRound 8 місяців тому +1094

    The villain is the best part of the movie because his "performance" feels like it's from a Spanish soap opera!

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 8 місяців тому +42

      yeah, also... he's a hero in the comics....

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 8 місяців тому +20

      @marhawkman303 To be fair, Atom Smasher is also a hero in comics but in CW’s The Flash, he’s a baddie

    • @rogerkincaid931
      @rogerkincaid931 8 місяців тому +62

      He's actually a terrific actor. This venture is just a career miscalculation.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 8 місяців тому +7

      @@jareththegoblinking3191 Yeah, but I'm pretty sure that was a less drastic departure from normal.

    • @mrstraiban
      @mrstraiban 8 місяців тому +50

      @@rogerkincaid931 This whole movie is a career miscalculation.

  • @chance_ondriezek99
    @chance_ondriezek99 8 місяців тому +6200

    When celebrities were making fun of this movie at the Oscars, less than a month after it came out, you know it’s bad.

    • @HBarnill
      @HBarnill 8 місяців тому +292

      And one of its stars mocked it on SNL.

    • @Cedsoncole
      @Cedsoncole 8 місяців тому +115

      You watch the Oscars ???? Ha

    • @RuleroftheSandcastle
      @RuleroftheSandcastle 8 місяців тому +161

      ​@@Cedsoncole You care that much ???? Ha

    • @anamelessyoutuber1462
      @anamelessyoutuber1462 8 місяців тому +33

      I thought it was just them going "how do you do fellow, kids?"

    • @retluoc
      @retluoc 8 місяців тому +26

      It's funny now, but movies today are so bad that this one might be up for best picture 😆. Or it might win a Razzie, who knows. 😀

  • @ADSheehan
    @ADSheehan 7 місяців тому +16

    Adding this to the list of movies I'm glad they made just so I could watch the Honest Trailer and Pitch Meeting.

  • @hayzed9491
    @hayzed9491 8 місяців тому +1127

    I'm pretty sure the bad guy could have just stood still, ducked, and avoided the ambulance rather than jumping into the path of it!

    • @Shayzar1
      @Shayzar1 8 місяців тому +62

      because great responsiblity comes great power, or whatver h said....

    • @robertmarten7222
      @robertmarten7222 8 місяців тому +119

      He jumped RIGHT INTO IT.

    • @4nthr4x
      @4nthr4x 8 місяців тому +108

      He took advanced classes at the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things

    • @linneausmsiska1184
      @linneausmsiska1184 8 місяців тому +22

      Its like he had no spidersense

    • @reptiloidmitglied2930
      @reptiloidmitglied2930 8 місяців тому +41

      The scene reminds of a moment in wrestling where a wrestler was lying too far from the ring post and moved himself towards it to ensure that the other wrestler could land a clean jump attack 😂

  • @perceivedvelocity9914
    @perceivedvelocity9914 8 місяців тому +234

    Hahaha. "Text to speech acting style". He absolutely nailed it.

    • @Jamisen22
      @Jamisen22 7 місяців тому +1

      I died- so spot on

  • @chrissymes
    @chrissymes 7 місяців тому +188

    "From a screenwriting duo making a good case for A.I"
    God damn, this man bodying mf'ers with his first breaths 🔥🔥🔥

    • @Neorott
      @Neorott Місяць тому

      Why are you cursing God?

    • @chrissymes
      @chrissymes Місяць тому

      @@Neorott cause he doesn't exist and if he did he gave me the ability to do so. Hope this helps

    • @Neorott
      @Neorott Місяць тому

      @@chrissymes Actually, he does exist and he knows you. This life or reality was created to test us, to see if we will choose good or evil.

  • @justdonut74
    @justdonut74 8 місяців тому +127

    I LOVE that the IMDB quotes section for this movie is full of quotes from other Spider-Man movies.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 7 місяців тому +3

      "I missed the part where that's my problem about your mom when she was researching spiders in the Amazon right before she died."

  • @thekul121
    @thekul121 8 місяців тому +636

    I unapologetically want to see a Madam Web / Morbius team up movie. The memes would be legendary

    • @jeffreytroublefield4265
      @jeffreytroublefield4265 8 місяців тому +26

      I can't think of anything else now. Thanks

    • @benabramowitz18
      @benabramowitz18 8 місяців тому +31

      "Madame Web, I need you to distract Kang."

    • @mori1bund
      @mori1bund 8 місяців тому +19

      Be careful what you wish for... ^^

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 8 місяців тому +16

      @@mori1bundI think Sony will actually believe this now.

    • @jimb.7523
      @jimb.7523 8 місяців тому +6

      *AVI ARAD:* **furiously scribbles down notes**

  • @JonWalter_
    @JonWalter_ 7 місяців тому +215

    "would a depressed person make this?" is an elite reference

    • @NFSF1McLaren
      @NFSF1McLaren 7 місяців тому +7

      "did you pause it?"

    • @JohnnyKChop
      @JohnnyKChop 7 місяців тому +7

      Now I’m thinking how awesome the girls of parks and rec would’ve made this movie

    • @kalebjesse7654
      @kalebjesse7654 7 місяців тому +3

      Yes. This is the best. Oh Ben.

  • @ffuzi2810
    @ffuzi2810 8 місяців тому +495

    the pirate bay title is even funnier, "madame web sorry in advance" "even sydney booba cant save this movie"

    • @Power5
      @Power5 7 місяців тому +41

      I mean her impressive talents were covered for the movie.

    • @KTF0
      @KTF0 7 місяців тому +3

      Man, it didn't deliver with superheroes or bewbs.

    • @DarkAkuma
      @DarkAkuma 7 місяців тому +7

      What bobs? It was like, she was the one character they tried to make look the least attractive. Making you wonder, what was even the point of hiring her. Especially since a total of 3 teen girls that need to be protected was pointless for the plot, and could have been done with 1 girl. Same result could be achieved, and cost less money.
      The movie is just so baffling...

    • @redflame300
      @redflame300 6 місяців тому

      @@DarkAkuma bafflingly good! 10/10 would watch again.

    • @snoodledumpling4486
      @snoodledumpling4486 4 години тому

      @@DarkAkuma Maybe they couldn't decide which spider-themed teenage girl with tragic backstory to go with and decided to go with all three so that they could just see which one did best with the general audience and focus on her. Plus, they get to pad the runtime with more 'teen girl bonding' scenes.

  • @MardenNewAcc
    @MardenNewAcc 8 місяців тому +143

    I'm... I'm speechless. I haven't checked this movie at all after the trailer. The scenes they showed in this video... This would bomb even in 2000s.

    • @mahna_mahna
      @mahna_mahna 8 місяців тому +31

      This would bomb in the 2000s on CW.

    • @Ultriac301
      @Ultriac301 8 місяців тому +8

      It's SO bad it reminds of that 2005 Elektra movie. It's plot was equally bad and made no sense.😅

  • @RedRaikou
    @RedRaikou 7 місяців тому +46

    4:16 his reaction to Sidney Sweeney is the most memorable moment of the video hahaha

  • @yaghoulfaith5079
    @yaghoulfaith5079 8 місяців тому +90

    If any movie deserves a Honest Trailers Commentary, it’s this one

  • @DimitrisChr
    @DimitrisChr 8 місяців тому +53

    OMG thank you! I thought I was the only one that noticed that this guy's dialogue was never synced and looked like a voice over from another actor!

    • @ripleyjlawman.3162
      @ripleyjlawman.3162 7 місяців тому +2

      No, it’s still Tahar’s voice it’s just the most obvious dialogue replacement in post production this decade.

    • @mingusboodle
      @mingusboodle 7 місяців тому +2

      But his voice over still sounds like it's being read by a 2003 text reader.

    • @rickstaism
      @rickstaism 7 місяців тому

      To be fair that likely would have happened since every one else slept through the movie.

  • @kumarnkvc
    @kumarnkvc 7 місяців тому +420

    Dakota's greatest nemesis and Sweeney's greatest allies .. the cans.

    • @Treblaine
      @Treblaine 7 місяців тому +6

      Adam Scott: "It's all about the cans"

    • @devinpol4258
      @devinpol4258 7 місяців тому +8

      This comment deserves way more likes. 10/10.

  • @johnnyth440
    @johnnyth440 8 місяців тому +581

    I kept expecting her to toss away that can like Tommy Wiseau.
    "I did not hit her! I did not!"

    • @samya1231
      @samya1231 8 місяців тому +15

      Damn that alone would have made this one at least watchable 😂

    • @KittyCat22976
      @KittyCat22976 8 місяців тому +2

      🤣😆😍😆🤣

    • @Lukeywoodsey
      @Lukeywoodsey 8 місяців тому +28

      Oh hi Mark

    • @tekno647
      @tekno647 8 місяців тому +10

      What a story, Mark!

    • @dougbrooks2501
      @dougbrooks2501 8 місяців тому +9

      Hello doggie…..good bye!!!!

  • @MeepMeep88
    @MeepMeep88 8 місяців тому +221

    2:34 LOLLLL the very mellow "cmon..." when her friend is dying in her hands.

  • @thedanrobergeexperience7881
    @thedanrobergeexperience7881 7 місяців тому +15

    From the screen writers that make a good case for AI😂 It have to be one of the best line I’ve heard in quite a while!

  • @Kawaii_Kappybara
    @Kawaii_Kappybara 8 місяців тому +150

    thank you so much for the Parks & Rec reference with Adam Scott in the credits. this made my entire day.

    • @rumo510
      @rumo510 7 місяців тому +2

      He is...The Architect

    • @seppyq3672
      @seppyq3672 7 місяців тому

      Best part of this one. 😂

    • @greasy2007
      @greasy2007 Місяць тому +1

      STAND IN THE PLACE WHERE U LIVE

  • @zacharymccoy7091
    @zacharymccoy7091 8 місяців тому +112

    This felt like the 8th most anticipated movie of 2004.

    • @rogerkincaid931
      @rogerkincaid931 8 місяців тому +22

      And still dissapoints.

    • @HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG
      @HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG 8 місяців тому +1

      Catwoman?

    • @Mike-h8m
      @Mike-h8m 7 місяців тому +1

      True. 😂
      Btw, the best movies from 2004 were: Collateral, Spider Man 2 and Mean Girls.

  • @henrymanuel8246
    @henrymanuel8246 7 місяців тому +5

    "Where's my spider? They took my spider!"
    I've been cry-laughing ever since!!!

  • @Harper_1984
    @Harper_1984 8 місяців тому +74

    Honestly shocked there wasn't a Kung Pow or The Room joke with all the dubbed lines and syncing issues.

  • @greggwashington4015
    @greggwashington4015 8 місяців тому +245

    Good lord, how did I not notice all of the cans she couldn't open 😂

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 8 місяців тому +16

      I think it's just a props thing, IE we don't want her to spill soda on the set or costumes. but the sheer number of times you see her fiddling with one.....

    • @alexandercressman3420
      @alexandercressman3420 8 місяців тому +11

      ​@@marhawkman303Just drill a hole in the bottom of the cans and drain them or replace the drink with water so that she can open them.

    • @sankarist
      @sankarist 8 місяців тому +6

      The brand needed to include product placement somehow. Since there's not much ways to put soda machines inside hospitals, they did what they had to do (fiddling)

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 8 місяців тому +1

      @@alexandercressman3420 yeah I'm not saying it was a good way to do it... it's the least effort way.... just that there is a logic to it.... bad or otherwise

    • @jkta97
      @jkta97 8 місяців тому +5

      To be fair, there were a million other bad things that probably occupied your attention haha

  • @CraftySouthpaw
    @CraftySouthpaw 7 місяців тому +11

    It's mind-boggling how many videos this movie has inspired in such a relatively short time. Since the movie opened in theaters, I don't think a day has gone by where I haven't been recommended at least one new video.

  • @mattypaul87
    @mattypaul87 8 місяців тому +90

    Imagine having comic books for reference to make a comic book movie, but deciding "naaaah we got this."

    • @dswill2264
      @dswill2264 8 місяців тому

      Lololo

    • @marcelohuerta1970
      @marcelohuerta1970 8 місяців тому +3

      To be fair, they do the same with novels and short stories.
      I still weep thinking of what they did with the Earthsea stories.

    • @jeffreydean5112
      @jeffreydean5112 8 місяців тому

      Welcome to phase 4 lol

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 7 місяців тому +1

      Oh, getting this naaaaah is TIGHT.

  • @bryanf6638
    @bryanf6638 8 місяців тому +58

    I'm dying watching her try to open a can of soda. I can watch that on a 10 hour loop.

  • @MadDog-oe6ci
    @MadDog-oe6ci 7 місяців тому +82

    "A brothel's worth of traumatized teenage runaways" ... that was so wrong but I still can't stop laughing.

    • @tehdii
      @tehdii 4 місяці тому +2

      I would like your comment but you already have 69 likes so...

    • @MadDog-oe6ci
      @MadDog-oe6ci 4 місяці тому +2

      @@tehdii And somebody had the audacity to come along and screw it up!

    • @martinfiedler4317
      @martinfiedler4317 3 місяці тому

      @@MadDog-oe6ci "NOBODY has the intention to screw (up) teenage runaways in a brothel."
      E. P. Stein, famous island owner.

  • @zoebaggins90
    @zoebaggins90 8 місяців тому +94

    "Come on, Dakota, you can open it!" 😂Veerrry subtle product placement.

    • @gmoney4024
      @gmoney4024 8 місяців тому

      True that too rich to know how to open up a soda can for now on every time they do a interview with her Toss her a can of Pepsi and see how long it takes to open it lol if she can’t the theory is proved!

  • @shanawazsheikh1930
    @shanawazsheikh1930 8 місяців тому +513

    How Dakota Johnson showcased her trademark Text to Speech acting style!

    • @jbvader721
      @jbvader721 8 місяців тому +61

      And here I was thinking I was too harsh on her for Fifty Shades of Garbage.

    • @sjordan9586
      @sjordan9586 8 місяців тому +31

      She’s awful.

    • @Sigurn27
      @Sigurn27 8 місяців тому +9

      That line made me laugh harder than anything else

    • @ferventheat
      @ferventheat 8 місяців тому +7

      AI is getting really good these days

    • @colleengallagher9413
      @colleengallagher9413 8 місяців тому +42

      She needs to try a different career path. Being the daughter of two actors should not guarantee her roles in motion pictures. Nepotism is overated. There are people who attended theater classes and dramatic art schools and are better than her.

  • @ukab1
    @ukab1 6 місяців тому +9

    Her acting skills are sooooo good, now I feel like I can become an actor too. Since I act lifeless all the time.

  • @vibhormahajan7360
    @vibhormahajan7360 8 місяців тому +115

    Her holding the CANS🤣

  • @vothaison
    @vothaison 8 місяців тому +36

    8:10
    Now we know Peter wasn't lying when he said "It's a jungle out there; I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries."

  • @Arcwol
    @Arcwol 7 місяців тому +4

    Her trademark text-to-speech acting style. Cooooooldbloooooded....!

  • @BrutalSnuggles
    @BrutalSnuggles 8 місяців тому +132

    *yes, they're all mine*
    The Hollywood studios should reconsider their stance on regular people soliciting screenplays to them, they uh.... They need the help.

    • @santimulgosimms5730
      @santimulgosimms5730 8 місяців тому +5

      Literally😂

    • @yudithcaron8053
      @yudithcaron8053 8 місяців тому +8

      Also, please stop with the nauseating "cool" shots, Hollywood.🤢🤮

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 7 місяців тому

      @@yudithcaron8053 2010 called, it wants TRON Legacy to get its due when that shot actually made sense.

  • @SalAvenueNJ
    @SalAvenueNJ 8 місяців тому +95

    My favorite "Great Power Line Variation" is "With Great Power Comes.......A Ton Of Weird Crap You're Not Ready For"

  • @NorthernWisconsinandStuff
    @NorthernWisconsinandStuff 7 місяців тому +8

    Another hour and a half saved. Thank you HT!!! Cool Crown Vic at 3:33 though!

  • @captainoftheneverdie21
    @captainoftheneverdie21 8 місяців тому +24

    "When you take on the responsibility, great power will come," I hope Ben hears Cassie say that and go, "Maybe it should be the other way around. That way it would make sense."

  • @magnumdorkus4222
    @magnumdorkus4222 8 місяців тому +78

    The cans thing made me wheeze lol but her trying to climb the wall and just sliding down and just....slumping and giving up has got me rollingggg 😂😂

    • @JayFingers
      @JayFingers 8 місяців тому +13

      The wall scene easily got the biggest laugh in the theater when I saw it.

  • @openshores4288
    @openshores4288 8 місяців тому +6

    Shouldve added the "stare music" from twilight in that pepsi can sequence haha

  • @JCShadow0202
    @JCShadow0202 8 місяців тому +21

    "He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died." This line of unapologetic exposition from the trailer really set the tone for the whole movie

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 8 місяців тому +2

      Seriously Sony this is the end of Morbius again where the Vulture just bursts out with the weirdest sentences. You can’t write dialogue that’s natural?

  • @guyvizard549
    @guyvizard549 8 місяців тому +108

    Cass's power equates to, essentially, "Oh, I TOTALLY knew that was gonna happen, so... yeah."

    • @jkta97
      @jkta97 8 місяців тому +4

      This made me laugh way too hard!

  • @johnp710
    @johnp710 7 місяців тому +21

    0:55 That dubbing OMG!

  • @theredandblueyakuza
    @theredandblueyakuza 8 місяців тому +12

    Okay that scene of her trying to climb the wall and sliding down was genuinely funny 😂

  • @Eddie_Strom
    @Eddie_Strom 8 місяців тому +45

    "Peter Parker picked a proper parent" had me lmfao!!!!

  • @Rbajaj1986
    @Rbajaj1986 7 місяців тому +18

    On a long enough timeline kidnapping turns to adoption 😂

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 7 місяців тому

      Stockholm Syndrome ;)

    • @reignman30
      @reignman30 7 місяців тому +1

      Yeah it's all about perspective. Like the only difference between stalking and flirting is how attractive the girl thinks you are.

  • @claytonrios1
    @claytonrios1 8 місяців тому +230

    And you thought Morbius was a glorified meme generator!

  • @isaacmachado1238
    @isaacmachado1238 8 місяців тому +60

    That Pepsi can is the little sister to the Ketchup Bottle from Twilight 😂

  • @keithanderson4433
    @keithanderson4433 8 місяців тому +8

    Loved the Parks and Rec reference..."Do you think a depressed person could make this?"

  • @Blitzo8390
    @Blitzo8390 8 місяців тому +243

    Remind me, who was in the Amazon where her mother was researching spiders right before she died?

  • @deltonmcclary7341
    @deltonmcclary7341 8 місяців тому +165

    "Be normal.. be normal"
    I feel you on that with Sydney Sweeney 🙏🏽

    • @Paranitis
      @Paranitis 7 місяців тому +23

      She's one of those obvious "take the glasses off the nerdy girl and bam, hottest girl in school" trope.

    • @drafezard7315
      @drafezard7315 7 місяців тому +16

      @@Paranitis I personally preferer the look with the glasses on.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 7 місяців тому +6

      Must. swoon. for. SWEEN.

    • @Railfan-uf9mw
      @Railfan-uf9mw 7 місяців тому +6

      Hello Sydney

    • @elvenkind6072
      @elvenkind6072 7 місяців тому +2

      4:24 The perv sounds he make after "be normal, be normal" is the funniest he ever made on this channel.

  • @mattbaltimore7195
    @mattbaltimore7195 7 місяців тому +18

    4:25 Is there something wrong describing Sydney, Mr.EpicVoiceGuy?????? 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @MxEuphemia
    @MxEuphemia 8 місяців тому +29

    One of the funniest and most unrealistic things in this film is how quickly the kidnapping thing escalates
    Sidney's character shouts for help. 2 minutes later a whole bunch of cops show up. Another 2 minutes later there's already a news bulletin on the radio. A few hours later it's already front page news on a newspaper in New Jersey 😂

    • @SamVimes75
      @SamVimes75 7 місяців тому +3

      Sydney is a blonde white girl, so her case is unlikely to be ignored.

  • @Nosgiles
    @Nosgiles 8 місяців тому +18

    I want the Honest Trailer Commentary for this one so bad!

  • @ajlouis6038
    @ajlouis6038 7 місяців тому +70

    You're all missing the point. This movie is a master plan. It's all an elaborate plan to get Sydney Sweeny in a schoolgirl dress and dance on top of a table in a diner.

    • @redflame300
      @redflame300 6 місяців тому +3

      excellent

    • @larryyoakum3
      @larryyoakum3 5 місяців тому +1

      I love it when a plan comes together.

    • @RockOfAllAges-81
      @RockOfAllAges-81 Місяць тому

      There had to have been an easier, cheaper way to do that

  • @MaximumDiver
    @MaximumDiver 8 місяців тому +48

    I completely lost it at "Greatest nemesis....CANS!" hahahaha

  • @TheLandscaper0115
    @TheLandscaper0115 8 місяців тому +43

    Had me giggling out loud at "be normal be normal".... 😂😂😅😅

  • @kj3105
    @kj3105 7 місяців тому +7

    The fact that most of the plot has been changed, and the ADR shows that. And the fact that Dacota was sooo uninterested in the press tour, she was just short of saying "Don't go see the movie, guys"

  • @zorebnRAHAM
    @zorebnRAHAM 8 місяців тому +108

    'making a good case for AI' made me pause and LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Juggninja24
      @Juggninja24 8 місяців тому +1

      This movie is basically what happens when AI has control on screenwriting.
      Fun for entertaining friends at a dinner party, but awful for a profit-making movie (and it's the bare minimum goal).

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 7 місяців тому +3

      @@Juggninja24 But would AI write about a guy who was with someone's mom while she was researching spiders in the Amazon right before she died? *Skynet INITIATED*

    • @Juggninja24
      @Juggninja24 7 місяців тому

      @@commandercaptain4664 very likely.

  • @Gears_Starting
    @Gears_Starting 8 місяців тому +39

    I can understand them having to keep making something every number of years so they do not lose the rights, but do they have to make movies? Could they have not aimed for a short film or something? That way, they hopefully make something decent since they have to tell their story efficiently and get out of there. If they did make a movie, they should have at least got people that are known for making decent movies on a budget. I would have liked to see what a Madame Web movie made by A24 would have been like.

    • @SpectrumStorms
      @SpectrumStorms 7 місяців тому +6

      Not sure if it's updated, but I know when the 2011 agreement got leaked, some requirements included a minimum budget of $75 million & must be shown on at least 2,000 screens.

  • @thebowlingguyatgoogle2517
    @thebowlingguyatgoogle2517 7 місяців тому +54

    "did pepsi only send you ONE can" that killed me

    • @larryyoakum3
      @larryyoakum3 5 місяців тому

      Honest Trailer guy is a national treasure

  • @davidstorrs
    @davidstorrs 8 місяців тому +26

    "Hack the planet!" That's a deep cut right there.

  • @AnonymousYouTubeconsumer
    @AnonymousYouTubeconsumer 8 місяців тому +22

    That can montage are the greatest moments in cinema! Even greater than: _He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died_

  • @forgottenwars7773
    @forgottenwars7773 7 місяців тому +4

    this might be my favorite honest trailer lol! Such a great roast

  • @tails5907
    @tails5907 8 місяців тому +156

    Madame Pepsi.

  • @BP-dn9nv
    @BP-dn9nv 8 місяців тому +19

    I get making Venom and Morbius without spiderman, they have long running solo series. This has got to be the most barrel scrapping I've ever seen.

  • @Ren3gaid
    @Ren3gaid 7 місяців тому +2

    This is maybe one of the funniest Honest Trailers you guys made :D
    It's so good

  • @jcout25
    @jcout25 8 місяців тому +11

    7:10 That has been my favorite GI Joe overdub quote since it came out! I say it to this day and ZERO people know what it means. It's hilarious.

    • @nurgle333
      @nurgle333 7 місяців тому

      Stop all the downloadin'

  • @Sanhlami
    @Sanhlami 8 місяців тому +27

    there's a movie in my Pepsi ad

  • @edwardhannah8507
    @edwardhannah8507 7 місяців тому +26

    I think we all owe an apology to Sam Raimi for Spiderman 3.

    • @varric
      @varric 7 місяців тому

      Not from me. I still blame him for what he did to poor Wanda.

    • @thezplayer3002
      @thezplayer3002 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@varricthat's the writer's fault, not him

    • @MovieFan1912
      @MovieFan1912 6 місяців тому +2

      At least that movie had a few good things to come out of it.
      Like its portrayal of The Sandman.

    • @thezplayer3002
      @thezplayer3002 6 місяців тому +3

      @@MovieFan1912 Spiderman 3 is a million times better than Madame Web, memorable scenes and dialogue, great acting

    • @noobmasterruben5167
      @noobmasterruben5167 4 місяці тому

      More like we owe an apology to Morbius

  • @waywardmind
    @waywardmind 8 місяців тому +23

    There better be a damn Honest Trailers Commentary for this one.

  • @lostlegend2197
    @lostlegend2197 8 місяців тому +60

    Please do an Honest Trailer for Monarch: Legacy Of Monsters

  • @bskilla4892
    @bskilla4892 7 місяців тому +17

    "Text to speech acting style" finally! Someone put it perfectly into words!

  • @SaintJimmy379
    @SaintJimmy379 8 місяців тому +19

    These last few movies are their attempts at stopping movie pirates. Make em so bad that they won't even want to see it for free.

  • @litcfggg8627
    @litcfggg8627 8 місяців тому +19

    3:41 Bro jumps in front of a flying ambulance to get hit

  • @zacharyjamesdixon
    @zacharyjamesdixon 7 місяців тому +4

    That description of Sydney Sweeney was 🎯 😂

  • @rogerhalt3991
    @rogerhalt3991 8 місяців тому +10

    1:20 I've never seen that written in reviews, just how the advertising is on the nose

  • @Skelovane
    @Skelovane 8 місяців тому +25

    That Sydney sweeney part! 😁

    • @zbr76
      @zbr76 8 місяців тому +5

      I'm going to play devil's advocate here - she's not THAT hot.

    • @mehashi
      @mehashi 7 місяців тому

      I don’t get it either. She is a toothy ginger with vacant eyes. A lid for every pot I guess.

    • @tedarcher9120
      @tedarcher9120 7 місяців тому +4

      @@zbr76 now that's not normal!

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 7 місяців тому +2

      @@zbr76 The devil is clearly blind. CLEARLY.

  • @mathi9084
    @mathi9084 7 місяців тому +33

    We missed an occasion to hear "BEEEEWWWBBBBSS" from you
    with the bad USE they made of Sydney SWEENEY in that movie.

  • @hansenriquez1810
    @hansenriquez1810 8 місяців тому +35

    IT'S MADAME TIME!