9:00 Some guy buys that hammer and later gets charged with murder when they find the blood in the wood fibers. McCall is a genius to lead them away from him in such a brilliant fashion.
That would actually lead them right to him. Some guy gets charged with the murder. He claims it couldn't have been him, because he bought the hammer after the murder. They look into it and realize it had to be a store employee. McCall is now the #1 suspect.
It may or may not work because they had the exact same sitiuation locally. Intitially the wrong man went to jail for murder since they found him with the bat. It turned out he was planning to rob the store but the store clerk was already dead and he picked up the bat on his way out. Then the cops showed up. Closed and shut case for the cops and the court. He was in jail for 2 years before the defense lawyer had the cops do DNA testing and they identified the real killer through prison DNA records. The local cops are really bad about collecting evidence or even reviewing video evidence. See the Death of Otto Zehm P.S. The reason I remember it is because I knew the killer personally. Nice guy and had just started a career in acting and was having some success in it when they finally caught up to him.
Uh probably the same reason cross universe/company collabs rarely happen in Hollywood, and for good reason. 1st) it's way too expensive and time consuming to do a collab that wouldn't really offer any benefits, whether it's box office sales, story driven, and cost. Both companies have to sign long multiple page contracts, that'll probably have multiple iterations because both corporations are going to want to maximize their hero screen time, use the least money, but make the most as well. Also, the fuck would the point of basically having two John Wicks be? If anything it would take away from the whole point of the John Wick franchise. Ironically whole point of John Wick movies is that they're all supposed to be playing off the Hollywood cliche, aka The One Man Army, but Ironically it's a One Man Army movie that has fighting sequences that extremely focus and put an emphasis on hyperrealistic CQC fighting and moves, urban or home situations..
BRUH! Minute Movies in my head right now. Literally watched like 6 clips from this movie today and was like "Too bad Minute Movies ain't do it yet". I'm actually shook. Minute Movies IS the Algorithm?
I love how this guy is so powerful that he could conquer entire governments of the most powerful countries in the world, but decides to read a book in a public coffee shop.
He didn't say he was a dancer for Michael Jackson. He said he was a PiP, as in "Gladys Night and the Pips". They danced while she sang, but I don't remember if they did any backup vocals. Just for those younger folks that might not know who he was referencing.
Dude your sarcasm is epic. I would rate these similar action flicks in this order: "Nobody", "The Equalizer", "Death Wish", "Taken", "Jack Reacher", and "John Wick",
If I had a penny every time I heard a random startup entrepreneur in denial recommend me Rich Dad Poor Dad, I would invest it into twenty random companies in the Silicon Valley.
Worked nights as a "stocker" at Home Depot. A GREAT guy,wearing hearing aids,hard worker..on breaks went outside a cigarette on our "break". I looked away, couldn't see my lips "told him I had sex with his wife, she loves you, it just happened accidentally,I didn't know she was your wife,but it's happened several times". When he tried to kill me (USMC Ready for a fight) parried easily & said "Ah HA!, I KNEW you weren't DEAF, faking a disability to get this job!".
Dude your videos are the most funny thing Ive ever watched! Keep up the good work, best movie recap channel ive ever watched, and ive been watching alot!
why did I first think he meant clapping with his hands, then upon seeing the new thumbnail think clapping cheeks and only when watching the video realise he meant clapping bad guys ^^
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I'm out here never clapping and this man can do it in 19 seconds. I can only strive to be like this.
do what in 19 seconds?
9:00 Some guy buys that hammer and later gets charged with murder when they find the blood in the wood fibers. McCall is a genius to lead them away from him in such a brilliant fashion.
That would actually lead them right to him. Some guy gets charged with the murder. He claims it couldn't have been him, because he bought the hammer after the murder. They look into it and realize it had to be a store employee. McCall is now the #1 suspect.
It may or may not work because they had the exact same sitiuation locally. Intitially the wrong man went to jail for murder since they found him with the bat. It turned out he was planning to rob the store but the store clerk was already dead and he picked up the bat on his way out. Then the cops showed up. Closed and shut case for the cops and the court. He was in jail for 2 years before the defense lawyer had the cops do DNA testing and they identified the real killer through prison DNA records. The local cops are really bad about collecting evidence or even reviewing video evidence. See the Death of Otto Zehm
P.S. The reason I remember it is because I knew the killer personally. Nice guy and had just started a career in acting and was having some success in it when they finally caught up to him.
Guys it was just a joke. We all know McCall leaves and becomes an Uber driver to avoid being tracked back from the bloody hammer.
@@readhistory2023 bruh no way?
I just love that he bludgeoned a petty thief to death
loved when he said 'it's clappin' time' and proceeds to clap everyone cheeks in 19 seconds
that's one of the moments ever
I've said it before, I'll say it again, this stopped being funny 3 months ago.
@@aceofpizza9932 you were never funny
@@thinminted Never said I was-
bravo vince
I would love a team up with John Wick. If we can have other random ass movies exist in the same universe, why not two dope action movies?
Uh probably the same reason cross universe/company collabs rarely happen in Hollywood, and for good reason. 1st) it's way too expensive and time consuming to do a collab that wouldn't really offer any benefits, whether it's box office sales, story driven, and cost. Both companies have to sign long multiple page contracts, that'll probably have multiple iterations because both corporations are going to want to maximize their hero screen time, use the least money, but make the most as well. Also, the fuck would the point of basically having two John Wicks be? If anything it would take away from the whole point of the John Wick franchise. Ironically whole point of John Wick movies is that they're all supposed to be playing off the Hollywood cliche, aka The One Man Army, but Ironically it's a One Man Army movie that has fighting sequences that extremely focus and put an emphasis on hyperrealistic CQC fighting and moves, urban or home situations..
@@peeposadboy "Also, the fuck would the point of basically having two John Wicks be?"
The same reason The Expendables franchise exists.
That's stupid, it would take millions of people to even make it seem like they could get hurt
Nobody, equalizer and wick
@Jeterfan906: Most likely because you still live in your Moms basement & sleep with a squirt gun under your pillow. 🏴☠
"Aim for progress, not perfection"
Good goals...
BRUH! Minute Movies in my head right now. Literally watched like 6 clips from this movie today and was like "Too bad Minute Movies ain't do it yet". I'm actually shook. Minute Movies IS the Algorithm?
Really thought this movie would be about a man who can clap cheeks and make anyone bust in 19 seconds
Oh yeah, NAME was totally one of my favorite movies of all time unlike that copycat "The Equalizer" with Wenzel Dashington XD
Bruh I was so confused, thinking that was the film's name, when really he probably just forgot to replace it when copying it in 😂
I love how this guy is so powerful that he could conquer entire governments of the most powerful countries in the world, but decides to read a book in a public coffee shop.
These titles keep getting me interested
I thought it was only me
He didn't say he was a dancer for Michael Jackson. He said he was a PiP, as in "Gladys Night and the Pips". They danced while she sang, but I don't remember if they did any backup vocals. Just for those younger folks that might not know who he was referencing.
Yes they did backup vocals at the same time…Heard it through the Grapevine…
@@davidmccartney339 They were great singers, weren't they?
Dude your sarcasm is epic.
I would rate these similar action flicks in this order: "Nobody", "The Equalizer", "Death Wish", "Taken", "Jack Reacher", and "John Wick",
this movie should definitely be in the all time best ever made, ive seen it sooo many times. love it. its that good.
"just make sure your on top you'll be okay" Lmao 🤣
You're
Dude I love this movie, watched it so many times. Thanks for this.
If I had a penny every time I heard a random startup entrepreneur in denial recommend me Rich Dad Poor Dad, I would invest it into twenty random companies in the Silicon Valley.
How much penny
Many
"I for one put Nutella on my tuna fish sandwich. Delicous!" this is why you are a menace to society, and why I love this channel.
"10 things you should know before dating a ladyboy" got me laughin so hard LMAO
Would appreciate you covering the sequel as well.
I agree with this
Jokes on you. I need my whole life to clap, I still haven't clapped though
LOL same
@@abelplayzyt sadly someone stole my comment and got More likes. :Sad;
Worked nights as a "stocker" at Home Depot. A GREAT guy,wearing hearing aids,hard worker..on breaks went outside a cigarette on our "break". I looked away, couldn't see my lips "told him I had sex with his wife, she loves you, it just happened accidentally,I didn't know she was your wife,but it's happened several times". When he tried to kill me (USMC Ready for a fight) parried easily & said "Ah HA!, I KNEW you weren't DEAF, faking a disability to get this job!".
"But our man decides to act in the name of a sussy girl he talked with once, S I M P" 🤣🤣🤣
The Equalizer is the only movie that Denzel Washington has agreed to sign for a sequel...he probably enjoyed clapping some more.
Equalizer 2 is one of the best action films out there. Had the privilege of seeing it in the theater... At least three times.
@@sebastiansilverfox6912 true
There's a third film coming!
@@oingpla Yeah and Dakota Fanning will be back working with Denzel Washington and director Antoine Faqua.
We just need a John Wick vs. Equalizer movie to rip the fabric of the universe
The almost 10 grand with the kiss on cheeks with the OnlyFans line made me ROFL
The dialogue in this review is gold!
I thought it was a different kind of clap at first lmao
Same
This dude always miswords these videos. I LOVE IT. FUNNY AFFFFF always have a good hardy har har laugh 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That would be the point
It's not like you're wrong; you're just not right
Legit, this movie is one the movies ever
Training Day, now that movie is one the movies ever
The Clapelizer
"It's clapping time"
*Claps over Russian dudes*
"go for the girls in the library... That's a tip from me" Really love your narration, keep up the sauciness!
Keep up the amazing work, absolutely love your recaps🥰👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
‘’And instantly enjoys it’’
Just stay on top and you are fine
That line killed me lmao
19 seconds? that is like double my max time.
Thank you for posting this video. You sir have a new subscriber. Keep up the great work.
Fine job.Straight to the point plus some good humor.
I love your videos you always find a way to inspire me keep up the amazing work
watched many recaps and this style is the best so far! Keep it up!
Thanks! Will do!
im a simple man, minute movies uploads, I watch them
The Equalizer 1 and 2 are definitely in my Top 10 of best films ever made
Batman who dosent need a black mask 💀
wow, cool idea, love this fast pace telling story
knowing you, i thought it meant he only needed 19 seconds to clap some cheeks 😂😂
Man clicks on minute movies channel, instantly enjoys it
The personal sarcastic insights, for me, are unappreciated
New here to the channel 😊 love your recaps, and the dry sarcastic humor is right up my alley 🤣💯👍
Extremely abridged version: A man finds something worth simping for.
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I bought some Raycons using your code, they are awesome!
You rock!
@@MinuteMovies1 yessir
Oh shit, I bought Akon
@@kjjinst goofy agaahhhh
Dude your videos are the most funny thing Ive ever watched! Keep up the good work, best movie recap channel ive ever watched, and ive been watching alot!
I'll try and make em even better
nicely done recap, cool job
Bro I love your channel. I love movies but never have time to watch them. Nice channel!
I love this movie.
Bro i swear the word “clap” has been in the titles if the past 10 videos
His cataracts can see everything
"He UK drills the head of the ganster" oh man you are so hilarious 😅😅
I was just about to suggest The equalizer to you , been enjoying the videos so far!!!👍🏾👏🏾
This is the most realistic movie I’ve ever seen!
I LOVE Your Recaps keep it up!
12:18 The Detroit police department really did him good
D.U.S.T
So we’re just referring to Denzel Washington as the old man now ? And he said he was one of the Pips for Gladys Night not MJ
This was an excellent movie. All The Exterminator flicks are awesome!
Love the quips in here!
14:45 „He UK drills the brains of the ganster“ 😂 im glad i heard that
I absolutely love this. You're very funny and entertaining.
Denzel is an icon.
14:46 as a Londoner this was the funniest shit ive heard an American say XD
Bro... His humor and jokes are hilarious that I was almost waiting for him to say smthg funny again instead of just listening to the recap 😅😅😅
Denzel walks. Will Smith walks. Mark Wahlburg is wearin a hat.
bro this is the best video i've seen today no doubt! 😂😂
This was a good reclap
The Old Man and the Sea was a great book.
7:24 "That's why todays video is sponsored by Nord vpn"
This movie was freaking great. One of my favorites
Awesome 16 minute movie! 😎
I LOVE your sense of humor
why did I first think he meant clapping with his hands, then upon seeing the new thumbnail think clapping cheeks and only when watching the video realise he meant clapping bad guys ^^
"Just make sure you're on top n you'll be fine"
Minute movies 2022
Paul Kersey, John Wick, Riddick... all signs of the times.
i literally started this video with: this old man can 'battery low' in 19 seconds.
Legendary recap as always, MM. Based AF. 💪🙌
11:58 so this is what hopper was doing before he took down an entire Russian army…
My man is legit Black John Wick
I love your vids keep up the great work and do more colabs with highboi
Love your vids
A guy with his Mad skills can only come up with six grand? That makes so much sense.
this was my fav movie for almost 5 years
this dude is high boi if high boi wasn't high
I hate high boi
"so do you go straight to donald trump i mean uncle joe" broo that shit just happened today bro already makin jokes bout it
Love the commentary
She hustles alright. 😂😂😂
Love this recap ..but all then outside jokes and talking reminds me of watching a movie with someone who just talks through the entire movie.
Another good review!
His smart remark jokes are more entertaining than the actual video 🤣
Ogliark? Lol. It's oligark, you're welcome.😂
Should've named the title.
Batman and punisher had a baby and this bad boy was born.
bro the equalizer is a bomb movie
Amazing Movie Once Again! 🇺🇲
i relate to the title
Man watches two girls from a distance and instantly enjoys it 😂😂😂😂
"Only needs 19 seconds". "Only"... If only I "needed" 19 seconds