Evolution of Basic Man
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- Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
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“Let me tell you about Bitcoin” killed me 💀💀💀 neel you never fail
Yeah I died because this is me and I am 30.
My flat mate: **snorts ketamine** Mate, you're 22. You've gotta invest in Bitcoin, mate! And let me tell you about Elon Musk!"
Bitcoin for the boys, bitcoin for the boys
Though it seemed he actually made money with crypto which is a minority case.
@@ViolosD2I it’s more like someone before they invest being over excited about the concept of making money fast with Bitcoin
Nothing cooler than a man who's secure enough to make fun of himself. Btw, the 50-somethings getting divorced and going back to behaving like 14-year-olds is, sadly, accurate. Great work. Needed this laugh.
You seem to take a joke too seriously. Would you be able to say this about his video on women and those stereotypes?
Meh, he was right
I'd probably cease to exist instead of turning back into a 14-year old
@VolkColopatrion Same goes for white women after divorce.
Woah Neel's a good actor. For a second there I really thought he lost his virginity before turning 25
Full fucking circle, love to see it. We’re witnessing true growth here people. It takes a special kind of person to start out as a weak little seedling and slowly grow into a strong healthy tree but imagine the kind of person it takes to go from seed to tree then back to seed. Certainly makes you think.
... or maybe he started out with the wisdom he had to wait till 50 to get ;)
It's more like a Greek Tragedy, it’s difficult to know whether to laugh or cry.
"I used to smoke weed and do nothing, now I snort cocaine and do everything" me
Loved those lines!
I mean, loved that line!
1:19 Best line
It's a hell of a drug
“Where were you when i was 24?” Playing in their cribs lmao
A masterpiece of modern artistic expression
"I read three books."
Genius man.
They say Gollum/Smeagol is unique for having a perfectly circular character arc. Neel has here perfectly represented the Gollum of our times lmao.
Accurate, there definitely is a funny pattern for many. though I would say you could to through all of these emotions within 1decade.
And then he tries to sell his scummy PUA courses online to younger men who don't know any better, under the guise of 'red pill'
Lmao 😂
It's funny because it's true.
“We’re so lame”
I'll drink to that 🍻
Not true
He finally achieved enlightenment at 50
The timelines are on point
There's room for evolution past the 50's. I hope there will be a sequel. I'm currently in the '' dontcheat-dontcheat'' I hope I stay strong hahaha
Bro, delete. They'll just dig through your google account for fuel to blow shit up.
I said to my girlfriend 'I wonder if this is just going to be the evlution of Neel?' Neel says the first line... me: *laughs 'yep'
Looking forward to next week's "Evolution of Non Binary's"
Brilliant.
Keep going with this stuff mate.
You are onto something.
“I’ve read 3 books…”
Oh god, don’t do THAT, some of those feminist books are actually nuts
Imagine someone's whose entire understanding of women is from Fight Like a Girl 😅
Now read Jordan Peterson and you will be completely broken. 😀👍
@@nelsonphillips *repaired
@@AkiRa22084 *broken but you think your alright fighting the good fight against the dragon that is chaos
@@cranknlesdesires Clean your room, since you seem you could use it. JP's words helped me a lot when my brother died.
the transition from 17 - 24, from party fiend to "i just dont do anything and smoke weed" fuck its so true, except im turning 22 so its happening to young to me i burned myself out nooooo. Can't wait to turn 30 and do everything but snort cocaine sounds lit af man xD
I feel like I'm speedrunning this, yet I'm skipping most of steps
1:31 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!
It's funny because I have scrolled for a while and not seen a single comment (so far) where a guy took offense to this and trolled the comments section...
But when you did that basic woman one....
woahhh dude that's an oddly specific thing to do, a bit of hate directed towards a gender you're supposedly in to (???)
are u ok or got a bit of biased rage there...
@@felix-pf9mt he is right. In general women have less sense of humor than men, and also take themselves more seriously, it’s a ego thing. And before you start crying, I said in GENERAL.
"all i do is sit artound and smoke weed and not much else" yup.... work and smoking.... what a life...
Where can I find the music in the song used at the end of the video?
Very accurate. I specifically miss being 24.
This hits to close to home. I´m a basic man.
Peterson bit killed me
‘She dumped me and I cried and then she took me back and then she went out with her friends and dumped me again’
hate people that change their opinions entirely based on what their friends say
well i guess her friends talked some sense into her
I love how it comes full circle
So much to look forward to! 🤣
LOL "I did a precautionary cheat", amazing
Full circle, I love it.
Never seen your stuff before. This was ridiculously accurate. Maybe this should be in the Documentary section?
jordan peterson does make some good points
Age 25 is the first thing that Niel said after he grew his beard
This video scares me man
Man, uncanny timing with the different stages… just haven’t reached 40 yet lol 😂
The progression of the stages matches me well also... Only I started at 27 :( ah well, 32 now and they've mostly been good years :).
Ah! The life cycle! It’s a beautiful thing to behold.
“I used to do nothing and smoke weed, now I do everything and snort cocaine”, best quote! 😆
Losing V card at 16? Damn I'm virgin at 20 turning 21
Wow, Facebook has been around for 36 years!
It all starts and ends with the kitchen. Gold
Basic men don't have a body count of 100
This is so good man 😂
the Jordan Peterson bit 😭
Yeah, this is a vibe.
I mean this is sadly accurate.
It's not accurate at all
"This is funny because it's true" Sheldon Cooper
0:54 Poetry
spot on!
Love this mate
I love how he punches in all directions, like joking how the media can sometimes portray men, to idiot men expressing mgtow ideology.
brilliant 🤣
NEEL I NEED THE SONG AT THE END!!!!
damn, men slowly devolving from their 40s is so funny lol
Post-divorce wife-beater and sunnies combo, lmao
I luv the kogdog song its so fuking accurate
This and the female version should be renamed 'Chronicling the descent of Westerners into a Mental Health Crisis in Just One Generation'
Circle of life baby yeah haha 😂
LOL smoke weed and do nothing - YOU GOT THAT ONE RIGHT !!! 100% LOL
Hahahaha love the full circle
Full circle, nice
so glad i'm not a "basic" man! i was early on the kids and late on bitcoin, haha! (jokes, we aren't late on btc, buy the dip!! please, buy the dip...)
This is pure genius
0:04
0:03
Can you put the link for the outro song?
30 my favourite
Full circle🤣🤣🤣
thats a lot of steps
Hahahahaha 15 = 50
As a 15 year old male, I can confirm that we all talk like we'd be consuming helium
Taking a cross-section and making it longitudinal.
I wish this was me. Im this guy but sadder.
Bold of you to assume I've been on a date or kissed a girl 🤷♂️😂
🤔
Gogog eoeg for life man👌👌👌👌
Shit... I'm 9 years ahead of schedule
love it
niceo bro, nice cycle bro
I feel like I skipped everything and went straight to 29yo since I was 18
Oof, there were a few hits on me there. A lot of misses but definitely some hits. WP
AGE 27: "Forward defence"
i like your cat
Based Neel
Age 17 was literally me when I was 17.
Lost it at I’m not responsible, well I am for 100
Damn, have you been spying on me. Only difference is that I am 49 and still married. Just need the last kid to graduate and go live their own life. Then she can have EVERYTHING. I am done with women. After the last 15yrs I can honestly say I dont desire to have any in my life.
Men with a body count of over 100 is not a 'gotcha', men and women are not the same.
This man is like the simpsons
Mad stuf bruz
The boy's
the feminist get rekt vids are still certified hood classics even tho gro up bro like
😂
😂😂
im legit 24 and dont do anything anymore
You know.... Maybe he just read the next 30 years for someone here... Implying me
So I'm still 24?
Ha ha ha _ ha ha...
Omg 29 let me tell you about Bitcoin that's crazy I got into crypto when I was 29