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КОМЕНТАРІ • 307

  • @memyselfandi1300
    @memyselfandi1300 2 роки тому +261

    I literally got left by a woman like this. I am literally John 🤣.
    Last I heard she dropped out of University a few times and is married to a guy while trying to sleep with her much older boss. She has a kink for older men in power but also blames the patriarchy for all her woes.

    • @excruciatingorgasm9976
      @excruciatingorgasm9976 2 роки тому +45

      You dodged quite a bullet

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf 2 роки тому +12

      Yup i think we've all been john
      The stunned disbelief at the nerve of this bitch to come crawling back years later is real

    • @brownpunk1794
      @brownpunk1794 2 роки тому +9

      Consider ursrlf lucky..she sounds like bad news

    • @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
      @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns 2 роки тому +10

      @@Ben-rz9cf Daddy issues are real, my friend. I feel sorry for women who have them... and all those that lay in their path of destruction.

    • @memyselfandi1300
      @memyselfandi1300 2 роки тому +10

      @@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns I'm still not sure what is worse. When they admit to knowing they have that problem and not fixing it or just blindly never realizing the issues they have.

  • @MrSteve0311
    @MrSteve0311 2 роки тому +571

    This is fucking wildly accurate. No one else tells it like this.
    The wall cometh.

    • @ZombieSazza
      @ZombieSazza 2 роки тому +8

      DEFEND THE WALL

    • @BigBlack81
      @BigBlack81 2 роки тому +14

      @@ZombieSazza The wall is undefeated, fam. There is no need to defend what cannot be toppled. LOL XD

    • @arsenaldailytransfernews
      @arsenaldailytransfernews 2 роки тому +4

      What on earth is all this talk about "defend the wall", "cometh the wall" etc.? What does it mean?

    • @ailediablo79
      @ailediablo79 2 роки тому +2

      On ponit

    • @DvDick
      @DvDick 2 роки тому +8

      @@jasminecrellin5885 I don't fit in any of those categories but the feeling of schadenfreude is still there. People have brains they can use to evaluate if a choice will be beneficial for them or not, but women who act like this still decide to skip the whole evaluation and just listen to their animalistic desires. It's this negligence that makes their inevitable downfall so satisfying. If it was a man doing this my feelings wouldn't really change, he got what he asked for.

  • @nasiransari9761
    @nasiransari9761 2 роки тому +641

    John is a real one. Super based. Probably a hard working tradie with a 10/10 Hungarian model. Keep slaying those dragons john

    • @Klarpimier
      @Klarpimier 2 роки тому +15

      I like to imagine it’s John Wick

    • @mayank1252
      @mayank1252 2 роки тому +6

      it's jon don

    • @jackhawk8997
      @jackhawk8997 2 роки тому +1

      @@mayank1252 Oh my god...is this a movie reference?

    • @mayank1252
      @mayank1252 2 роки тому +2

      @@jackhawk8997 hahaa yes

    • @mixstardust429
      @mixstardust429 2 роки тому

      Honestly I think John is just supposed to be a sweet guy who puts his all into things, or at least that would be my ideal partner anyway, maybe everyone thinks of something different.

  • @chris-solmon4017
    @chris-solmon4017 2 роки тому +81

    The baby photos thing is so true. So many are obsessed with sharing photos of their kid 24/7.

    • @shanedawson4437
      @shanedawson4437 2 роки тому +12

      A baby will make up for my complete lack of a personality, hobbies and interests!

    • @excruciatingorgasm9976
      @excruciatingorgasm9976 2 роки тому

      Haha, I hate kids

    • @ChupeTTe
      @ChupeTTe Рік тому

      ​@@shanedawson4437
      Narcissistic mommies :3

  • @BLu3RayDiskRang3
    @BLu3RayDiskRang3 Рік тому +22

    So this is how Karens are made. It's terrifyingly amazing how accurate this tends to be.

  • @IphigeniaAtAulis
    @IphigeniaAtAulis 2 роки тому +49

    First you laugh, the you cry laugh, then you just cry because you realize Neel didn't do a skit, he did a documentary.

  • @thomassmith1148
    @thomassmith1148 2 роки тому +123

    How did you manage to dig up all that real life video footage of that horribly insecure woman's life?

  • @homeworld22
    @homeworld22 2 роки тому +324

    Damn Neel, you're gonna get cancelled if you keep dropping truth bombs like this, but lets enjoy it while it lasts.

    • @thestarspark2288
      @thestarspark2288 2 роки тому

      Let's not. 🙄

    • @MyanmarWildWaters
      @MyanmarWildWaters 2 роки тому +2

      "We will not be bound!"

    • @mixstardust429
      @mixstardust429 2 роки тому

      Why would this be calls for cancelling anything, it's funny, accurate, and completely non-offensive.

  • @shambolicc
    @shambolicc 2 роки тому +157

    When the white girl has a better beard than most men 🥲

    • @ChineseKiwi
      @ChineseKiwi 2 роки тому +7

      my genetics screwed me beard wise :(

  • @bobicusalex3400
    @bobicusalex3400 2 роки тому +87

    "guess I have to find a husband on one of these apps before my eggs dry up" 🤣🤣🤣 I'll tell ya...the wall remains undefeated

    • @MrSteve0311
      @MrSteve0311 2 роки тому +7

      The wall cometh

    • @BigBlack81
      @BigBlack81 2 роки тому +5

      Never has there been any who were immune to it.

  • @arsenaldailytransfernews
    @arsenaldailytransfernews 2 роки тому +37

    In true Neel Kolhatkar fashion we need Evolution of the White boy/man next.

  • @ailediablo79
    @ailediablo79 2 роки тому +69

    So f true on point exactly. This not comedy this is reality.

  • @AletheAce
    @AletheAce 2 роки тому +24

    This is so accurate, I'd be surprised you didn't conduct peer reviewed research as the source material for this video

  • @yellowfellow7246
    @yellowfellow7246 2 роки тому +10

    I swear I saw the yellow Super Sayan energy waves when he yelled "MANAGER!"

    • @Marscompany
      @Marscompany 6 місяців тому

      lmfaooo this was good

  • @chuckgeek3637
    @chuckgeek3637 2 роки тому +45

    I don't know why, but all the European girls I met so far online (England, France and Scotland ) , were single mothers by the age of 21.
    I mean is this some kind of a trend there ?

    • @udntknw001
      @udntknw001 2 роки тому +29

      No norms and values. These days, people seem to only develop norms and values if they face very hard and tough times, for the rest they just assimilate to whatever the majority says that they think.

    • @ZombieSazza
      @ZombieSazza 2 роки тому +20

      Hello! I’m from the Scottish Highlands so know a bit about this, it’s a mixture of lack of education, lack of morals/values, lack of responsibility, and social housing.
      So in the Highlands we actually have several places you can access free contraception for males and females, but young people choose not to out of ignorance and stupidity. On top of this, they lack proper safe sex education because they couldn’t be bothered paying attention in school, been a problem for a long time.
      I’m from the NE coast, and in coastal villages and towns teen pregnancy is actually a really big issue, and it’s because we have social housing, young females know they can obtain social housing through their local housing (so Highland Council, Aberdeen City Council, Moray Council etc etc) because they’re a young female who’s pregnant/has a child, and young females are actively encouraged by others to get pregnant, have a child that they won’t ever care for properly (my own mother is guilty of this, abused me and allowed my brother to physically abuse me), get a free house from the Council and then neglect the child. You can also get government benefits for unemployment, money towards rent (it can easily pay 1/4, 1/3 of your rent, so rent is even cheaper) and child support, so a lot of stay-at-home-mums who are young, have done it on purpose knowing they don’t have to work, will get paid, and get given a home they didn’t need to pay a deposit for and pay a massively reduced rent. Single males find it near impossible to obtain social housing, unless it’s a tiny bedsit, and are put at the very bottom of the list despite being the same age, and most of them actually working, they’re just low paid workers trying to access affordable housing through the council.
      Lack of morals, because young females are literally encouraged to do this by others, be they relatives or peers, folk think it’s completely fine and normal to be a young female, go out, sleep with a random man, never find out his name so he never knows he has a child, have the child and then get a house, and sadly for a lot of young females this is all they actually aim for in life, they’ll do poorly in school and at age 14/15 say “my grades don’t matter, I’ll just have a kid at 16”, which ends up with more child neglect and abuse because they don’t care about having a child, they just want the government benefits and free housing that comes with having a child.
      Whereas I’m permanently disabled with permanent nerve damage with mobility issues, about 90% bedridden, and also diagnosed cPTSD & PTSD, I’m waaaaaay on the bottom of social housing lists despite needing cheap housing on the ground floor as I massively struggle with stairs when I am semi-able to do stuff, so I end up really being stuck inside because I live 2 floors up and struggle with the stairs, even on a semi-decent day I struggle with them, and even a flat the size of a box on the ground floor would be life changing for me… but I’m at the bottom of the housing list because I’m not popping out children and causing a strain on Council services and government benefits.
      Sadly, it’s massively normalised when it shouldn’t be, because a lot of these young females are barely adults, at 16 you’re a legal adult but still can’t vote, can’t sign up for the military, can’t buy cigarettes/alcohol, can’t drive, yet for some reason at 16 you can have a child and get a house. When I was in high school in 2000’s I knew a LOT of young females who planned on getting pregnant as soon as because they’re been led to believe it was “easy”, and guess what? A lot of these young females end up abusing their kids psychologically, physically, neglecting them, manipulating them, using them as a weapon to get what they want in life, they don’t actually care about the child in question at all and generally live a life just below the poverty line, because their mother doesn’t have any valuable skills, experience or qualifications, so end up stuck in the lower class and brought up to believe the same things.
      Also, abortion is available, it’s a basic medical necessity provided in Scotland (regardless of anyone’s views), and for these females they are fully aware they cannot care for a child, be responsible for a child, be a good parent for their child, and choose not to abort out of pure selfishness, and end up having an unwanted child that endures abuse and hardship. It’s a horrible existence, yet so many girls who grew up in this environment end up doing the same because they can’t see any other way of surviving. It’s particularly bad along the coast as we’re further away from the cities which would give access to college and university education and opportunities which are paid through our taxes (exceptions exist, so if you drop out/fail and go to retake an entire year, you have to pay the costs, otherwise UCAS covers course fees, you just need to pay for everything else which is massively reasonable) , instead they’re stuck in this cycle.
      Sorry for the depressing response, but it’s a HUGE problem we’ve been having for a few decades, and I can’t see it getting any better tbh
      Edit: grammar

    • @ZombieSazza
      @ZombieSazza 2 роки тому +14

      @JackBauer137 know what I really hate?
      *••Feminism, what we actually wanted••*
      to speak about sex, sexuality and sex education in a mature manner without being shamed, being able to speak about safe sex to educate others of safe practices, being able to speak about our sexuality (if applicable), and speak about sex in a healthy manner, such as “I’ve gone through menopause and find I struggling with vaginal dryness, is this normal”, instead of shaming the woman for asking a legitimate question to her peers, she would get non-judgmental advice and be able to have an open discussion in a mature manner.
      Also to discuss serious topics such as sex trafficking and prostitution, so many women who’ve escaped sex trafficking have been shamed by modern libfems for being “anti sex work”, when they literally tell horror stories of how they were forced, against their will, and sold into sex slavery, and are somehow bad for telling the truth about how brutal and ugly sex trafficking is. Also former prostitutes who sold themselves on the street to feed their addiction have spoken online in a frank manner, about how they put themselves in danger, almost died, were attacked and how it’s incredibly unsafe and help needs to be more easily available to street prostitutes trying to escape their unsafe life, to speak about serious sex related topics without being shamed by peers and society, that’s what we actually wanted.
      *••Feminism, what we actually got••*
      omggggg you guys I’m being shamed for wanting to blow 10 guys behind the Wendy’s dumpsters, everyone who shames me is an incel! If a female shames me she suffers from internalised misogyny! I want to be extremely lewd and in your face! I want to sell butthole pictures on the internet without employers firing me for being a hoe! I want to call myself a “sex worker” and have it seen as a legitimate job! If you’re against me being a disgustingly lewd hoe who overly shares, force my kinks on people who don’t consent, and be a worthless cum dumpster without being shamed! Also if you don’t want to date me because I’m a “sex worker” who literally sells my body to random men, you suffer from toxic masculinity because you can’t handle random men using my body when we’re in a relationship!!!
      This is sadly, what we actually have, women who somehow think it’s okay to glorify prostitution and silence women who’ve been sex trafficked because they’re “anti sex work and mean” because they’re actually honest about how dangerous it is, how it’s not legitimate “work”, how women should try learning actual skills, somehow it’s no longer okay to speak about these serious topics without some cheap hoe crying online because she feels “attacked”
      Actually sick of it, because we need to have honest, frank conversations, like how young women are being unsafe, putting their “partners” sexual health at risk, encouraging prostitution and how online prostitution is NOT “work” and never will be, especially with these young females crying online how nobody wants to date them, because apparently it’s men’s fault that they don’t find an online hoe to be wife material. So much brainwashing, I HATE it! It’s actually really weird seeing how these women behave, they mock anyone who’s opposed to their behaviour and calls them an “incel” because “you can’t get anyone to have sex with you”, when sex isn’t the be all to end all in life, it’s not the only goal in life, but will also literally use their body and sex as a means to get what they want and make money… it just doesn’t make sense, how are you gunna mock someone because apparently they can’t get laid, whilst selling yourself on your ability to use your body to get laid..?

    • @hikkibunny
      @hikkibunny 2 роки тому +8

      @@ZombieSazza Woah, thanks for putting so much effort into a random comment on a silly skit. Quite interesting actually.

    • @juliuskull
      @juliuskull 2 роки тому +4

      No, what you said is really stupid. Different european countries have different cultures, generalizing as European is wildly stupid. It's like saying all whites are smart. I don't know any young single mothers here in Estonia, they do exist tho, but not a trend.
      Your answer lies is the sites you visit. The ones you meet are a specific group.

  • @evedotcom
    @evedotcom 2 роки тому +5

    “It’s all about settling- I mean, waiting for the right one” chef’s kiss

  • @edersonmoreira8383
    @edersonmoreira8383 2 роки тому +22

    The final stage is becoming a Karen. It seems accurate lmao

  • @thesinghchauhan2634
    @thesinghchauhan2634 Рік тому +4

    Bro !!! Where have you been all this time man. What a bloody genius ! Just too damn good.

  • @hoodarunner
    @hoodarunner 2 роки тому +128

    As a brown guy dating a white girl, I can confirm this

    • @blackmusik109
      @blackmusik109 2 роки тому +43

      @Aaron A tall pumpkin spice latte with 1% milk

    • @KazimJafar
      @KazimJafar 2 роки тому +26

      So were you the poor brown child she was helping

    • @TheRealRusDaddy
      @TheRealRusDaddy 2 роки тому +7

      @@KazimJafar yes he is he just doesnt know shes using him for clout points and when he runs dry she’ll move on lol

    • @katwaugh1686
      @katwaugh1686 2 роки тому +1

      As a white girl dating an arab, I don’t doubt this….Trying to find the balance.

    • @arpan9937
      @arpan9937 9 місяців тому

      💀

  • @darthdingus7439
    @darthdingus7439 2 роки тому +77

    Funny, but also kinda sad really
    "Euro gap year, where are all the poor brown children? I need a photo!"
    Bruh, did she go straight to a refugee camp 🤣

    • @AletheAce
      @AletheAce 2 роки тому +10

      Euro-trip = Imma get railed by a different Spanish, Italian, or French guy every night.
      Africa-trip = Imma take pictures with these poor black children for instagram likes

    • @SuperViking9
      @SuperViking9 2 роки тому +5

      Just go to Paris

  • @gradientO
    @gradientO 2 роки тому +101

    "internalised misogyny" 💀

  • @ColHanko
    @ColHanko 2 роки тому +48

    Why in England is it that at 18 they all fuse into one…

    • @simonpetrikov3992
      @simonpetrikov3992 2 роки тому

      Holy crap

    • @garetclaborn
      @garetclaborn 2 роки тому +5

      because of social engineering taking advantage of natural hormonal progression to manipulate people. top that off with a large dose of indignation at the idea of being held responsible to make good choices, bam boom.

  • @olivernash1244
    @olivernash1244 2 роки тому +13

    Why does this feel like it’s probably like 95% accurate hahaha

  • @liamorpheus-diana
    @liamorpheus-diana 2 роки тому +11

    The hair is weirdly good

  • @coperpot100
    @coperpot100 2 роки тому +19

    As a White man. I can confirm

  • @rea9473
    @rea9473 2 роки тому +5

    Dude you're being way too accurate with this 👀👀👀 they're not gonna like this one 😂😂. This isn't comedy it's a real life documentary

  • @burlyliftlock8117
    @burlyliftlock8117 2 роки тому +6

    Neel woke up and chose all that smoke... and asked with a side of violence...

    • @oxiary
      @oxiary 2 роки тому +2

      Neel does not play around. he really want all that smoke XD
      Also kinda sad cause it feels like nothing changed since 2012 LMAO

  • @ZombieSazza
    @ZombieSazza 2 роки тому +79

    “Well I guess I’ll have to find a husbbyand on one of these apps before my eggs dry up”
    What’s really sad is there’s a lot of women who aren’t capable of being good mothers, I speak from experience. A lot of this skit is absolutely my mother except she had me at 20, got divorced at 30, abandoned me for 2 years with my father (he wasn’t the best, he was also abusive, but he was actually consistent and actually there) before deciding she wanted custody, got preferential treatment because she was female and the mother, and proceeded to neglect me, go through her hoe phase for several years where she’d abandon me to sleep with random men and party, forced me to care for and bring up my own brother when I was a child, enabled my brothers violent abuse towards me, and was psychologically abusive and extremely manipulative.
    As an adult I had very low contact (now fully no contact for a few years) and she CONSTANTLY complained how “nobody wants to date a single mother”, I’d left home by this point and had been housed by a youth charity that helped kids from broken backgrounds at 18/19, but my brother still lived with her, he didn’t go to school, didn’t work, didn’t contribute to the house or society in any meaningful way, she bought him cigarettes and alcohol and enabled his underage drinking, let him have loud house parties every single weekend where the cops got phoned all the time (this happened a lot when I lived at home, I was the only person working full time, about 40-50 hours a week, whilst in college, classes in the day and work in the evening/night), she’d been arrested several times for physically fighting with neighbours and “defending” her son (a violent bully), all whilst she liked going out and sleeping with random men, was a very neglectful, abusive mother, couldn’t hold down a job, was incredibly irresponsible and didn’t like paying her bills on time (if at all), and as kids she moved us from flat to flat because she kept getting evicted for not paying rent despite getting child support payments from my father every single month, totally enabled my brothers abusive behaviour, acted the victim (still does), and somehow believed the world owed her.
    Yet she somehow believed men were being unfair on dating apps because she was a single mother, when realistically she just didn’t offer anything to a relationship, she psychologically abused me and enabled my brothers physically violent abuse towards me, was incredibly irresponsible, couldn’t be bothered caring for her children, spent all my fathers child support on herself, got us evicted several times, refused to pay bills and debts, changed her surname a few times when moving to hide from debt collectors, slept around with random men if they even had a wee bit of money, couldn’t hold down a job which she attempted to claim was because of her age and how employers were ageist, when realistically she was a terrible employee with horrid attitude, was extremely entitled, played the victim, was extremely manipulative and felt the world owed her, and yet was somehow surprised she wasn’t seen as desirable in the world of dating… a single mother who abused the eldest child, favoured the youngest child, was irresponsible, immature, slept around in hopes of getting money from men, was an obvious gold digger, refused to take any responsibility in the world, extremely selfish, and had an inflated ego.
    Yes, she absolutely blamed all the men for not finding her attractive, because of course it couldn’t be her fault, because _obviously_ she was a super great catch. If she did find someone online to date it would never last long because they’d figure out what she was truly like very quickly when they noticed her eldest child was in college full time, working full time, bringing up her son that she couldn’t be bothered to for, responsible for the household, and too terrified to be outside my bedroom if I had any time to myself and would quickly retreat and stay hidden, so naturally she started blaming me, that it was my fault she couldn’t find random men to date/screw out if their money. I saw so many guys that I started calling them by the wrong names on purpose
    “Oh, hey… Kevin?”
    “Who’s Kevin? I’m Malcolm…”
    “Oh, apologies, it’s hard to keep up, think she was seeing him a couple weeks ago, something happened and then she met you, no idea otherwise”
    I didn’t have a lot of power and internet dating was becoming more common and booming in the 2010s, but I had enough power to give a subtle warning, that these random men were disposable.
    Sorry for the hella long rant, I just see so much of my mother in the behaviours you portrayed, it’s actually frustrating how sadly common this is tho. Personally I’m permanently disabled with mobility issues and mostly bedridden, and given government disability assistance, I stayed single for several years learning to be happy by myself and for a long time, stayed away from relationships, because I didn’t want to be anything like my mother and can’t stand the idea of dating randoms and expecting them to hand me the worlds riches, and would like to find someone who’s okay with my disabilities - but will totally understand if they’re not, I can’t have children, can’t carry to term, diagnosed PTSD and permanent nerve damage, I’d totally understand if a potential partner said they can’t deal with my disabilities as that’s their personal preferences - and someone who is right for me. Not my mothers behaviour of “Mr right now”, I’d much rather meet “Mrs/Mr right for me and completes me”.
    It’s actually terrifying knowing how common this entire behaviour is in entitled females, who believe they can make a dating account and believe they can get the attention of desperately lonely men and are then taken complete advantage of, I just really hate it as I’ve seen it happen so many times, and then these females act as if they’re the victims for taking advantage of men online, and it just angers me that folk are completely okay with this. It’s also acceptable for me to not date and have these opinions, but if a guy doesn’t want to date and wants to avoid toxic women who take advantage, they’re suddenly “problematic”

    • @williamdoughty3742
      @williamdoughty3742 2 роки тому +23

      ok

    • @ZombieSazza
      @ZombieSazza 2 роки тому +23

      @@williamdoughty3742 lol fair. I just needed to vent, this video just made me think of how women like this act like a total victim and how the world is apparently against them. You don’t need to respond, just wanted to vent :)

    • @kurochan2763
      @kurochan2763 2 роки тому +1

      @@ZombieSazza you also have VICTIM mindset you are saying that your father was abusive, mother toxic hoe and brother was a violent bull!!

    • @curtis6618
      @curtis6618 2 роки тому +6

      You’re an amazing person

    • @hellacoorinna9995
      @hellacoorinna9995 2 роки тому +9

      I get it, psychologists are expensive.
      But maybe a forum of like-minded people with like-minded issues would be a better place to air your grievences.

  • @britasha1194
    @britasha1194 2 роки тому +6

    Stereotypes are still funny for me, got a good giggle.

  • @salaa23
    @salaa23 2 роки тому +11

    Lmao am dying, I miss this kind of humour

  • @BigBlack81
    @BigBlack81 2 роки тому +12

    01:09 - 01:17 Neel, warn us all when you bring a flamethrower to the knife fight next time, fam. That burn was MUCH TOO SICK. LOL XD

  • @GameSuenden
    @GameSuenden 2 роки тому +66

    It's offensive. I love it!

  • @ZombieSazza
    @ZombieSazza 2 роки тому +146

    “I’ve always been very inclusive and left-wing, but transgenders in female sports… no”
    That’s just common sense lmao

    • @yeah8628
      @yeah8628 2 роки тому +14

      But it's not left wing or inclusive in this current climate, and that's his point. The left wing moves lefter with each new generation, so the middle aged people gradually move towards the right despite them possibly being left as younger people

    • @douglassmithe9799
      @douglassmithe9799 2 роки тому +4

      If you're a transwoman and you've been taking oestrogen and hormone tablets for years, then your body becomes more and more feminine. And eventually you lose all the natural athletic advantages that a male body has over a female body. At that point, why not compete with other women athletically?

    • @excruciatingorgasm9976
      @excruciatingorgasm9976 2 роки тому

      @@douglassmithe9799 If that's the case, then that's probably the right moment to compete with other women in sports

  • @morriswheatley9856
    @morriswheatley9856 2 роки тому +6

    Accurate and comedic.

  • @P.Whitestrake
    @P.Whitestrake 2 роки тому +11

    It's funny because it's true. 😂

  • @garypalmer1122
    @garypalmer1122 2 роки тому +1

    Hi, I've read through the comments on this, including from including from Zombie Sazza. I was also the "John" in the sketch, and now, married, children and a business, I still get flirted at by women in their 30s. As a comedy sketch it obviously exaggerates things somewhat, but still it rings true for a lot of people.

  • @ianjamesxxxx
    @ianjamesxxxx 10 місяців тому +2

    Omg sooo true! can name at least 30 people i knew like that! hahah but you forget ~travels the world " phase

  • @udntknw001
    @udntknw001 2 роки тому +152

    I expected you'd include the consequences of having a kid at 38, having kids that late isn't fun at all considering how much energy they have, how much patience you need and she'd be getting health problems like back pains etc.
    When the kid is 16 she'd be 54, such old people don't usually tolerate such young people very well.

    • @kingkottah
      @kingkottah 2 роки тому +35

      I don’t know about that exactly my mum was 37 when she had me now 25 years later she still loves kids and loves looking after young ones and helping new mothers out. I know one person anecdotally isn’t evidence but I know plenty of people who had kids in their late 30s and love the energy as it makes them feel young.

    • @udntknw001
      @udntknw001 2 роки тому +13

      @@kingkottah Yeah it's true that it depends on the person but overall I think it's possible to generalize that it's better to have kids earlier for the aforementioned reasons and I guess tolerance to noise and chaos also becomes less with age.

    • @LUR1FAX
      @LUR1FAX 2 роки тому +15

      My parents were in their mid 30s when I was born. I don't speak to either of them. Age does not always represent maturity.

    • @alonnie1919
      @alonnie1919 2 роки тому +13

      @@udntknw001 As a kid to older parents (mother was 38 and father was 48 when I was born), I disagree with you. You cannot generalize and say it depends on the person. If people know how to raise children, have the patience and are financially stable, they will raise children better than someone who is too young and inexperienced.

    • @udntknw001
      @udntknw001 2 роки тому +4

      @@alonnie1919 But if I think of my own situation, if I had been born 10 years later (so then mother 36 father 41) then I'm fairly sure I would've been way worse off because I know how they aged through the years. Back problems, other health problems, my father gained a lot of weight and other health problems and other problems that they would have been less capable of helping me with as a child.

  • @xJabZz
    @xJabZz 2 роки тому +14

    Holy shit this is epic

  • @user-ix5wl6ty9w
    @user-ix5wl6ty9w 2 роки тому +27

    I was right on track until my mid
    20s. 🤣Fortunately for me I stayed in love with “John”, he red pulled me hard, and we are a happy family with children now.

  • @lucasraphaelpianegonda2058
    @lucasraphaelpianegonda2058 2 роки тому +3

    The fitness chick killed me!!

  • @LiveWell6
    @LiveWell6 2 роки тому +3

    You have something here. This format could work for a lot of people

  • @Shaun023
    @Shaun023 2 роки тому +8

    And that's how a Karen is made 🙏😂

  • @DominicGrindrod
    @DominicGrindrod 2 роки тому +3

    This is SO accurate lmao

  • @themoon7435
    @themoon7435 2 роки тому +10

    Great video as always, Neel. Shame the comments section is so cooked.

  • @izzyayoubi6382
    @izzyayoubi6382 Рік тому +3

    A hilarious but sad state of affairs

  • @David-dg9nr
    @David-dg9nr 2 роки тому +8

    This is elite content

  • @gavinjones601
    @gavinjones601 2 роки тому +4

    Just brilliant. Again.

  • @Beaut_Beau
    @Beaut_Beau 5 місяців тому

    Neeeeeeeeeel! Good to see i'm not the only Kollektivet fan ^_^

  • @lukecommins1096
    @lukecommins1096 2 роки тому +1

    Karen going super sayan at the end

  • @adamwaters9110
    @adamwaters9110 2 роки тому +8

    Can we get some W’s in the chat for John? Man is Houdini

  • @JosBaRa
    @JosBaRa 11 місяців тому +1

    This is pure gold!!!lol love it. Not just white girls but seems like most modern day feminist now

  • @MrPersianpoetry
    @MrPersianpoetry 2 роки тому +2

    spot on!

  • @kamu38
    @kamu38 2 роки тому +25

    We need to stop calling it "settling" when it's simply when supply and demand curves intersect.

    • @StellarAudyssey
      @StellarAudyssey 2 роки тому

      Well they intersect at a much different point, than say at age 23.

    • @jasminecrellin5885
      @jasminecrellin5885 2 роки тому +2

      @@StellarAudyssey they really do. I’m not going to be a bitter 29 year old who ruins things for the younger ones, I tell my younger sister and everyone else to just sort this stuff out now before they get to my grave I mean age lol

  • @user-lm6nl7uo5v
    @user-lm6nl7uo5v 2 роки тому +4

    ✌️This is a Documentary✌️

  • @bign1667
    @bign1667 2 роки тому +38

    You nailed some of those age groups too well. Thats why ive given up on women in Australia and went to foreign chicks who havnt been manipulated yet by Australian society.

    • @themoon7435
      @themoon7435 2 роки тому +26

      On behalf of "foreign chicks" everywhere... pray god you never get your incel hands on one with that gross attitude.

    • @hampster495
      @hampster495 2 роки тому +7

      @@themoon7435 found the simp.....

    • @themoon7435
      @themoon7435 2 роки тому +7

      @@hampster495 not a dude.

    • @nibbahater
      @nibbahater 2 роки тому +3

      @@themoon7435 narcissists spotted

    • @queazyjam6924
      @queazyjam6924 2 роки тому +2

      Who's the narcissist

  • @queazyjam6924
    @queazyjam6924 2 роки тому +1

    26, the story of my life! Damn Neel 😂

  • @imtheonehero9305
    @imtheonehero9305 11 місяців тому

    Bruh. This is accurate af 😂😂😂

  • @MrFleaFlea
    @MrFleaFlea 2 роки тому +2

    So funny. So true but also soooooo sad!

  • @joesamson26
    @joesamson26 2 роки тому +2

    This is the story of Margaret.

  • @freedomfreedomfreedom
    @freedomfreedomfreedom 2 роки тому +2

    Freaking brilliant!!!!!!

  • @bandiras2
    @bandiras2 2 роки тому +2

    On the point.

  • @thatsfunny2051
    @thatsfunny2051 2 роки тому +1

    Yas Queen Digital Marketing Agency 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GrowingDownUnder
    @GrowingDownUnder 2 роки тому +1

    Lol you forgot to include "living my best life" and "hump day".... and girls going crazy over mr bright side

  • @Stormnator
    @Stormnator 2 роки тому +4

    This video is painful to watch because it's true...

  • @geneanthony3421
    @geneanthony3421 2 роки тому +1

    Holy crap this is gold

  • @mujahidmusa8309
    @mujahidmusa8309 Рік тому +2

    So at 50 Americans became a Karen?

  • @mental3666
    @mental3666 2 роки тому +1

    this was scary accurate

  • @braindeveloperdimensional5579
    @braindeveloperdimensional5579 2 роки тому

    Oh man, that's too accurate.

  • @SergeantSpandex
    @SergeantSpandex 2 роки тому

    Back to the Future flashed before my VR burnt eyes

  • @NathanOrlick
    @NathanOrlick 2 роки тому +2

    Neel BEEN based 🔥

  • @brownpunk1794
    @brownpunk1794 2 роки тому +3

    Fcking loved this vid..so true of most white girls🤣🤣

  • @sattyjane9842
    @sattyjane9842 2 роки тому

    Bwhahaha!! Its like looking into a mirror! Love ya work! :)

  • @OrwellsHousecat
    @OrwellsHousecat 2 роки тому

    Tragically true.

  • @endingalaporte
    @endingalaporte 3 місяці тому

    So true

  • @joshdabuddha
    @joshdabuddha 2 роки тому +2

    I've seen this play out in real life. Social media technology has ruined these young girls impressionable minds. They only do things to impress others. They dont know who they really are or what they really want. So they end up a bitter, resentful, unfulfilled Karen.

  • @SonyCamry
    @SonyCamry 2 роки тому +7

    this is why men dont want to get married anymore.

  • @OliWalsh38
    @OliWalsh38 2 роки тому +1

    lmaooo the "transgenders in womens sports" too good

  • @dbmdrums1105
    @dbmdrums1105 2 роки тому +1

    Yes brooooo...end it with a Karennnnnnnnnnn!

  • @kwarn13
    @kwarn13 2 роки тому +1

    Nailed it

  • @TheyCalledMeT
    @TheyCalledMeT 2 роки тому

    that was quite accurate ..

  • @jaydencoates1281
    @jaydencoates1281 2 роки тому

    It all makes sense now

  • @SirPierreSe
    @SirPierreSe 2 роки тому

    SPOT ON!!

  • @tanzimulkarim8114
    @tanzimulkarim8114 2 роки тому +8

    Noice

  • @MarekUtd
    @MarekUtd 2 роки тому

    Scary accurate.

  • @Noisemansoundinsect
    @Noisemansoundinsect 2 роки тому

    that’s pretty much what I see everywhere

  • @datteldiskussion4992
    @datteldiskussion4992 2 роки тому

    Completely brilliant

  • @rickross3559
    @rickross3559 2 роки тому

    i still love them

  • @frankjustis
    @frankjustis 2 роки тому

    Yup!

  • @steiner4864
    @steiner4864 2 роки тому

    accurate.

  • @azaziel
    @azaziel 2 роки тому +1

    The only thing that hasn't changed is that they never shut up.

  • @LaytonObserves
    @LaytonObserves 2 роки тому +1

    Horrifying and hilarious

  • @LeeSintheBlindDoge
    @LeeSintheBlindDoge 2 роки тому

    Press 9 to speak to the manager

  • @danielandrews5357
    @danielandrews5357 2 роки тому

    I’m John it turns out. Right now in the “im dumped” phase.

  • @Rainbowgrrl
    @Rainbowgrrl 2 роки тому +2

    Still have ten years to go but goddam I feel targeted

    • @TheCuriousOrbs
      @TheCuriousOrbs 2 роки тому

      I think youre the only female commenter in the entire comments section. Youre a star !

    • @mohandasjung
      @mohandasjung 2 роки тому

      There is always time to change your ways.

  • @breeze5440
    @breeze5440 2 роки тому +3

    I’m ded 😂

  • @broncos87issac98
    @broncos87issac98 2 роки тому

    💯 accurate 🤣😂

  • @SolidNeodark
    @SolidNeodark 2 роки тому +2

    Rise of Karen: Origins

  • @Deluxxo
    @Deluxxo 2 роки тому +1

    *nod*

  • @salehvxr
    @salehvxr 2 роки тому +1

    john...... Cena?